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Scott Adams just flat out saying that the author of this Vanity Fair article is suffering from mental illness 😂

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Trump you amazing boomer king, please post here I beg you

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New article (free): Liberalism vs. Democracy: Which is the more entropic force? https://forbiddentexts.substack.com/p/liberalism-vs-democracy-which-is?sd=pf

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The people demand more Bud Light coverage! Turley knows!

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I have made a minor update to the Academic Agency, namely the menu which makes it a little easier to find courses and the long-promised "about me" section which you can find here: https://www.academic-agency.com/pages/about

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I'm really into malt vinegar at the moment, like REALLY into it.

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When the Revolution comes, and I am installed at the Ministry of Information, the "Here's why" headline will be a criminal offence with capital punishment the maximum penalty.

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Blair and co have so much work to do. I'm thinking that Starmer is not going to be able to get this done by 2025. I mean look at them.

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Why is DeSantis running? Seriously.

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Trump seems pretty calm on Truth Social and is just posting stuff like this.

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Victory prerequisites for the boycott seem to include mainstream RW press buy-in. Thus far, I'm only seeing Daily Mail for Target, but if it grows and they just keep it up as per Bud Light, it could be another one that threatens to "capsize Pride month".

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It may interest you to know that black males overindex in crime statistics by four times their percentage of the population (3%). The overwhelming majority of these cases take place in London. https://t.co/jayaDBlBKs https://t.co/6cH2GDJG7u
It may interest you to know that black males overindex in crime statistics by four times their percentage of the population (3%). The overwhelming majority of these cases take place in London.
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@cowpill @FerroEgo @simon__roberts @AdamsArtist @VerseByHat

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So @cowpill remember I mentioned that Rhubba vid? Here it is. @FerroEgo @simon__roberts @AdamsArtist @VerseByHat https://twitter.com/OGRolandRat/status/1660774623628124163/video/1

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"Folds of Honor, a nonprofit organization that provides scholarships for family members of military veterans and first responders who have been killed or disabled in the line of duty." LMAO

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That'd be this one
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I am interested in why it worked this time but hasn't all the other times. What was different this time?

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NOTHING CAN STOP WHAT IS COMING! https://t.co/lLwLlNoBY2 https://t.co/Ypq18lbjJ4
NOTHING CAN STOP WHAT IS COMING!
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I am now prepared for mea culpa and to say that the Bud Light story is an unalloyed win. This is close to the win condition that I set out with @iohndee and the others on UO. 88% drop-off in trans deals according to article. Patriots in control.

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I have absolutely no idea who this person is, other than she wished harm on @AuronMacintyre 's kids. I might have known, I might have known!!!!

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Guys we have to try this. @GaggingForLit @cowpill @QueenOfSword3

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The question is not whether you agree with the formula, the question is "does the formula work?"

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Turley Bud Light videos 12 and 13 dropped over the weekend, I missed them! You have to admire this. They even dropped on the SAME DAY.

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Following up on this and apparently last month Meloni introduced fines of 60,000 Euros for anyone caught vandalising sites like this. There were seven protesters but it seems like they've caused more than 420,000 Euros in damage.

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Bonus to anyone who can name ALL EIGHT 2016-era SJWs here (Carl disqualified from entering).
After being reminded of the existence of Kristi Winters for the first time in years just now, I remembered I made this once after she challenged to a debate. This video is now SIX YEARS OLD. https://twitter.com/OGRolandRat/status/1660721177323511836/video/1

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After being reminded of the existence of Kristi Winters for the first time in years just now, I remembered I made this once after she challenged to a debate. This video is now SIX YEARS OLD. https://twitter.com/OGRolandRat/status/1660721177323511836/video/1

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Audio version of On Gen X Defending Boomers Against Zoomers (audio) now available for paid subscribers: https://open.substack.com/pub/forbiddentexts/p/on-gen-x-defending-boomers-against-323

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I’m still listening to that song by Andrea von Kampen a lot. I really like her. This is what American girls should be doing. She’s wholesome.

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That’s 0.007% of the population fact fans.

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As I must have black coffee before 12, I thought I’d try out these.

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Time for a Monday morning cigar. I picked up this Perdomo Reserve 10th Anniversary with a Connecticut wrapper in James J Fox, London’s oldest cigar shop.

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Kyiv! Call it by its proper name!

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This piece from 1962 argues that many of the charges of “antisemitism” against the USSR were simply the fact that the government were trying to make a genuinely socialist society.

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The untold story of the USSR is that it too failed to deal with multiculturalism. At least one prominent group refused to assimilate.

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The USSR was accepted as a “democracy” and as “part of the free world” until after the WW2. The West only decisively turned against the Soviet Union when it looked to have become antisemitic.

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Nice to see the totally impartial commentator Alexander Mercouris happy for a change.

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Queen's Cup V will start on 5th June 2023. WWYD6 will be in the first week of July. A reminder of the groups for Queen's Cup. https://t.co/LANuvoPPCy
And the number 1 contenders group will now be between Catherine Zeta-Jones, Cybill Shepherd, Jessica Alba and Pheobe Tonkin. The winner of this will face the winner of Connelly vs. Crawford at WWYD6 for the Undisputed Title.

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Queen's Cup V will start on 5th June 2023. WWYD6 will be in the first week of July. A reminder of the groups for Queen's Cup.

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An underappreciated aspect of WWYD is that over the course of each tournament, shots cannot be repeated. This means that contestants must hold back their "killer" shots for the right matches. A list of the more famous such shots can be found here: https://wwyd.fandom.com/wiki/Category:Signature_Shots

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Sir Lynton: Allow me to introduce the NEW Head Referee of WWYD, one of my most trusted associates ... Jeremy Hunt! He's a man I can count on to do what is right. Hunt: Thank you To... I mean thank you Sir Lynton! I will strive to do what is best by the WWYD fans. https://t.co/1XgDHHxaJn
WWYD6 Contenders! SEEDS: #1 Connelly or Crawford (whoever loses) #2 Bellucci #3 Shields #4 Pfeiffer #5 Cruz #6 Johansson #7 Hayek #8 Hurley #9 Queen's Cup Winner #10 Knightly #11 Lawson #12 Hathaway #13 Queen's Cup 2nd #14 Queen's Cup 3rd #15 Queen's Cup 4th

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The proposed solution to the crisis has caused Head Referee Walter Day to fly into a rage and it appears that he has been placed on gardening leave. A new head referee is to be announced shortly ... https://t.co/uWDBd9lHRz
Sir Lynton: Allow me to introduce the NEW Head Referee of WWYD, one of my most trusted associates ... Jeremy Hunt! He's a man I can count on to do what is right. Hunt: Thank you To... I mean thank you Sir Lynton! I will strive to do what is best by the WWYD fans.

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At Sir Lynton's office, the upper manage of the WWYD Franchise have once again convened. There is a crisis. The customer services switchboards have been overwhelmed owing to the actions of @Kingbingo_ and @cowpill https://t.co/P1pl4ku2f6
The proposed solution to the crisis has caused Head Referee Walter Day to fly into a rage and it appears that he has been placed on gardening leave. A new head referee is to be announced shortly ...

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WWYD UPDATE. The Queen's Cup V, headlined by Crawford vs. Connelly, is a couple of weeks away. In this thread: 1. The number 1 contender group will be determined: winner faces the world champion at WWYD6. 2. The 64 contenders for WWYD6 will be announced. https://t.co/6aGSoBQvju
At Sir Lynton's office, the upper manage of the WWYD Franchise have once again convened. There is a crisis. The customer services switchboards have been overwhelmed owing to the actions of @Kingbingo_ and @cowpill

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WWYD UPDATE. The Queen's Cup V, headlined by Crawford vs. Connelly, is a couple of weeks away. In this thread: 1. The number 1 contender group will be determined: winner faces the world champion at WWYD6. 2. The 64 contenders for WWYD6 will be announced. https://twitter.com/OGRolandRat/status/1660365647354707969/video/1

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Okay let me start a line
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I’ve never seen the media all over the place to this extent before. Zelensky appears to be contradicting himself in real time. Tory Boys most affected.

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It’s so confusing! Is it taken? Is it not? Is it of no strategic importance or is it key?! News not helping.

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Headlines still in total disarray

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lol, Lotus Eaters comments. @Kingbingo_ later on there will be a MAJOR WWYD announcement as well as the 64 names for WWYD6 being revealed.

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Don't now about you, but I'm struggling to keep up.

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Every time I see "the second gentleman" I laugh.

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You can’t blame Tory Boys for being all over the place on Bakhmut when they are getting mixed messages from their masters.

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Now: “Bakhmut is strategically worthless, it’s rubble, Putin is king of the ashes” Couple of months back:

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@Steve_Sailer Sorry to counter-signal the master on this but nation-to-nation crime stats are a tricky business. See this article. https://dispellingthemythukvsusguns.wordpress.com/

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Tone and co have a lot of work to do. This is about the NHS. The left have caught wind of their plans. Too many leftists in Labour. So much purging to ge done and so little time.

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Been told by one of my guardian angels that there's lots of scholarship on this. https://t.co/k4fx4sH6Rl https://t.co/GLhnY63EIP
Been told by one of my guardian angels that there's lots of scholarship on this.
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Never gets old, they never stop biting either https://t.co/yfpanyE3ww https://t.co/QuA2jZG2vS
Never gets old, they never stop biting either
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Aim to get both counts up over 2,000

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Rescued from garage! My parents bought me this from Cuba. Also rescued from garage: my old hard drives. @SkepticalWaves they are SATA with the L shaped connector. Lay me up with the right cable bro!

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😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣

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@FuriusPertinax @Sargon_of_Akkad

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Turley’s eleventh video on Bud Light just dropped

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We’re so back @VerseByHat @cowpill

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So who jumped in to defend Keith today? Oh right. A joined May 2023, 0 follower account. It’s amazing how much that happens.

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I saw this and now you have to see it too

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Number 2. Monica Bellucci. While others may have better statistics and more silverware, Bellucci has been the chief antagonist and top "heel star" of WWYD since the second tournament. https://t.co/JXRXbAtTJl https://t.co/HR8vNbSR4N
Number 1. Jennifer Connelly. 26 matches played, 26 won, average score of 71.5, winner of WWYD1, WWYD2, WWYD3, WWYD4 and current Undisputed Champion, a title created after she was considered too strong for the regular tournament. https://wwyd.fandom.com/wiki/Jennifer_Connelly

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Number 3. Michelle Pfeiffer. Although Pfeiffer has never won a tournament, she has made the Semi-Finals of all five WWYD tournaments and has now played the most matches of any superstar. A true legend of the game. https://t.co/dOheHkq6LD https://t.co/tQWCD3O9VW
Number 2. Monica Bellucci. While others may have better statistics and more silverware, Bellucci has been the chief antagonist and top "heel star" of WWYD since the second tournament. https://wwyd.fandom.com/wiki/Monica_Bellucci

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Number 4. Cindy Crawford. She won WWYD5 and the Queen's Cup III and is the only contestant to win both tournaments. All eyes will be on her forthcoming WWYD Undisputed Title match against Connelly whom she has never faced. https://t.co/nojI888sz6 https://t.co/lHrx42GvpH
Number 3. Michelle Pfeiffer. Although Pfeiffer has never won a tournament, she has made the Semi-Finals of all five WWYD tournaments and has now played the most matches of any superstar. A true legend of the game. https://wwyd.fandom.com/wiki/Michelle_Pfeiffer

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Number 5. Brooke Shields won the Queen's Cup II and with her average score of 68.1 is second only to Connelly. Shields has only ever lost to Pfeiffer or Connelly, not counting the controversial DQ loss to Bellucci. https://t.co/vs9UIMmrEe https://t.co/6cHevCtxVX
Number 4. Cindy Crawford. She won WWYD5 and the Queen's Cup III and is the only contestant to win both tournaments. All eyes will be on her forthcoming WWYD Undisputed Title match against Connelly whom she has never faced. https://wwyd.fandom.com/wiki/Cindy_Crawford

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Number 6. Salma Hayek won the Queen's Cup IV and is one of the more colourful characters on the WWYD roster, especially in her language. The Med Event Mafia "Number 2" is fiercely loyal to Bellucci and her best friend Cruz. https://t.co/jKukgTC3VZ https://t.co/q08xANahkH
Number 5. Brooke Shields won the Queen's Cup II and with her average score of 68.1 is second only to Connelly. Shields has only ever lost to Pfeiffer or Connelly, not counting the controversial DQ loss to Bellucci. https://wwyd.fandom.com/wiki/Brooke_Shields

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Number 7. Liz Hurley has made the elite eight in all 5 WWYD tournaments to date and was the runner-up of WWYD1. Hurley has slide down the rankings of late, but is still a WWYD Legend. She usually has a trick or two up her sleeve. https://t.co/bE5kTWMGFz https://t.co/2dRXdk4pwY
Number 6. Salma Hayek won the Queen's Cup IV and is one of the more colourful characters on the WWYD roster, especially in her language. The Med Event Mafia "Number 2" is fiercely loyal to Bellucci and her best friend Cruz. https://wwyd.fandom.com/wiki/Salma_Hayek

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Number 8. Penelope Cruz. She tends to let Hayek do the talking, and lets her results speak for themselves. A mainstay of the Med Event Mafia, she's reached the elite eight in three consecutive tournaments. https://t.co/LFLPQvVfEg https://t.co/GeL1PXffPL
Number 7. Liz Hurley has made the elite eight in all 5 WWYD tournaments to date and was the runner-up of WWYD1. Hurley has slide down the rankings of late, but is still a WWYD Legend. She usually has a trick or two up her sleeve. https://wwyd.fandom.com/wiki/Liz_Hurley

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Number 9. Scarlett Johansson. The runner-up of WWYD3 is a top contender. Her WWYD career seems to have stalled a little of late, but she's back in the elite eight after WWYD5. 3 of her 4 losses to date came against Monica Bellucci. https://t.co/VqE6u3Mmbn https://t.co/Zk6dkPV5qn
Number 8. Penelope Cruz. She tends to let Hayek do the talking, and lets her results speak for themselves. A mainstay of the Med Event Mafia, she's reached the elite eight in three consecutive tournaments. https://wwyd.fandom.com/wiki/Penelope_Cruz

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Number 10. Ana de Armas. Although she is still rated as an "up-and-comer" and has done her fair share of stooging for the Med Event Mafia, many commentators see silverware in de Armas's future. She almost beat Pfeiffer in WWYD5. https://t.co/yDHpg2uLv5 https://t.co/sTFrsw8A0Q
Number 9. Scarlett Johansson. The runner-up of WWYD3 is a top contender. Her WWYD career seems to have stalled a little of late, but she's back in the elite eight after WWYD5. 3 of her 4 losses to date came against Monica Bellucci. https://wwyd.fandom.com/wiki/Scarlett_Johansson

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And now in this final WWYD thread for today, I will list the Top 10 Superstars in the history of the game.🧵 https://t.co/20IpKl5WBD
Number 10. Ana de Armas. Although she is still rated as an "up-and-comer" and has done her fair share of stooging for the Med Event Mafia, many commentators see silverware in de Armas's future. She almost beat Pfeiffer in WWYD5. https://wwyd.fandom.com/wiki/Ana_de_Armas

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And now in this final WWYD thread for today, I will list the Top 10 Superstars in the history of the game.🧵

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Number 2. In the Semi-Final of WWYD5, which has just taken place, Brooke Shields and Monica Bellucci tied 50-50. As the management were deliberating on what to do, the Meds provided "evidence" that she had "doctored" her shot. They then beat the Commissioner until he agreed to… https://t.co/rzvfeWVqcq https://t.co/mWuY3khITf
Number 1. In WWYD4, after Bellucci's routine abuse of Damian had got too much, Hugh Grant came to rescue him. But while at Grant's house, Ana de Armas tried to kill Damian. This caused Grant to turn to his old friend for help triggering a change of ownership!…

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Number 3. As the Queen's Cup IV ended, after Lauren Jauregui was shockingly found to have worn a skin suit in a photo, Commissioner Regal launched an investigation into her record and was ready to ban her when he was served with a subpoena and taken to court ...… https://t.co/vp59Rx6bn5 https://t.co/fW1Ouhb6V0
Number 2. In the Semi-Final of WWYD5, which has just taken place, Brooke Shields and Monica Bellucci tied 50-50. As the management were deliberating on what to do, the Meds provided "evidence" that she had "doctored" her shot. They then beat the Commissioner until he agreed to…

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Number 4. The final of WWYD2 between Monica Bellucci and Jennifer Connelly was shrouded in controversy and launched an epic feud between them that still rages. The extent of cheating by Bellucci's supporters in the match caused her to be banned and the rules to be changed… https://t.co/l75ZDbAjKm https://t.co/g7io0ERbdX
Number 3. As the Queen's Cup IV ended, after Lauren Jauregui was shockingly found to have worn a skin suit in a photo, Commissioner Regal launched an investigation into her record and was ready to ban her when he was served with a subpoena and taken to court ...…

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Number 5. During WWYD4, Liz Hurley traded her son, Damian, as a "man servant" to Monica Bellucci and faked her DNA results to join the Med Event Mafia. In what followed, Bellucci proved to be a cruel mistress, routinely abusing Damian. https://t.co/jfyYnlfaeS https://t.co/yPilHMgSpV
Number 4. The final of WWYD2 between Monica Bellucci and Jennifer Connelly was shrouded in controversy and launched an epic feud between them that still rages. The extent of cheating by Bellucci's supporters in the match caused her to be banned and the rules to be changed…

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Number 6. WWYD2 had a lot of controversial events. But few more so than when Abigail Shapiro attracted 1,000 votes in five minutes resulting in her lifetime ban from WWYD (which was later lifted). https://t.co/i9FfsJw48f https://t.co/FR1l6ltR0u
Number 5. During WWYD4, Liz Hurley traded her son, Damian, as a "man servant" to Monica Bellucci and faked her DNA results to join the Med Event Mafia. In what followed, Bellucci proved to be a cruel mistress, routinely abusing Damian. https://wwyd.fandom.com/wiki/Med_Event_Mafia_vs._The_Pantheon

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Number 7. During WWYD1, pundit Alan Hansen had developed a hatred for Liz Hurley who he saw as bringing the game down with cheap "Route 1" tactics. In WWYD2, he intervened to try to make Hurley lose but was discovered which resulted in Denise Richards (Christmas Jones) being… https://t.co/sIyNexzBFS https://t.co/NdqOOP9vhL
Number 6. WWYD2 had a lot of controversial events. But few more so than when Abigail Shapiro attracted 1,000 votes in five minutes resulting in her lifetime ban from WWYD (which was later lifted). https://wwyd.fandom.com/wiki/Shapiro-gate

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Number 8. After WWYD4, Special Investigator Robert Mruczek discovered statistical anomalies in Denise Richards's voting record; she was banned. Richards was a popular contestant, but her biggest fan is a known computer programmer. https://t.co/jUP9DOGwOz https://t.co/0Jf6koA2od
Number 7. During WWYD1, pundit Alan Hansen had developed a hatred for Liz Hurley who he saw as bringing the game down with cheap "Route 1" tactics. In WWYD2, he intervened to try to make Hurley lose but was discovered which resulted in Denise Richards (Christmas Jones) being…

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Number 9. In the run up to WWYD2, champion Jennifer Connelly was booked to face Janet Jackson in Round 1, but when Jackson was replaced at the last minute by Michelle Obama some cried the organisers were trying to fix the tournament in Connelly's favour.… https://t.co/eplPxoluUn https://t.co/BKv8GFz8Gx
Number 8. After WWYD4, Special Investigator Robert Mruczek discovered statistical anomalies in Denise Richards's voting record; she was banned. Richards was a popular contestant, but her biggest fan is a known computer programmer. https://wwyd.fandom.com/wiki/Suspension_of_Denise_Richards

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Number 10. The Med Event Mafia hate the Pantheon in general, but Salma Hayek *really* hates Brooke Shields. After losing to her in WWYD3, she once tried to seduce Michael Aspel to fix the Quarter-Final draw. After this failed, she called him gay. https://t.co/vlazGvyMx2 https://t.co/gwNJv0NfZ1
Number 9. In the run up to WWYD2, champion Jennifer Connelly was booked to face Janet Jackson in Round 1, but when Jackson was replaced at the last minute by Michelle Obama some cried the organisers were trying to fix the tournament in Connelly's favour.…

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Number 10. The Med Event Mafia hate the Pantheon in general, but Salma Hayek *really* hates Brooke Shields. After losing to her in WWYD3, she once tried to seduce Michael Aspel to fix the Quarter-Final draw. After this failed, she called him gay. https://wwyd.fandom.com/wiki/Salma_Hayek_vs._Brooke_Shields

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10. To date, WWYD has been dominated by a group known as The Pantheon: Jennifer Connelly, Brooke Shields, Cindy Crawford and Michelle Pfeiffer. Between them they have won every trophy except one to date. The Pantheon are "fan favourites". https://t.co/STpc8EkTn6 https://t.co/xcU6315czo
11. The chief rivals to The Pantheon are the Med Event Mafia headed by Monica Bellucci with Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz as her lieutenants. The Meds generally try to bend the rules, and use power and influence to their advantage. Although they are "villains", some fans still…

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9. WWYD has two main tournaments that take place in alternating months. The main WWYD tournament and The Queen's Cup, which acts as a secondary tournament to give contestants a "second chance". The ultimate prize, however, is the Undisputed Title, currently held by Jennifer… https://t.co/gGUeRCL82F https://t.co/11tYLknAVV
10. To date, WWYD has been dominated by a group known as The Pantheon: Jennifer Connelly, Brooke Shields, Cindy Crawford and Michelle Pfeiffer. Between them they have won every trophy except one to date. The Pantheon are "fan favourites". https://wwyd.fandom.com/wiki/The_Pantheon

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9. WWYD has two main tournaments that take place in alternating months. The main WWYD tournament and The Queen's Cup, which acts as a secondary tournament to give contestants a "second chance". The ultimate prize, however, is the Undisputed Title, currently held by Jennifer…

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6. Most match decisions are not made by the Commissioner, but by the Head Referee, who issues yellow and red cards. This is usually Walter Day, but for a brief period, when Silvio Berlusconi was the owner, the role was taken up by Pierluigi Collina: https://t.co/uNhBM5rVjX https://t.co/MM3T79sFLW
7. WWYD has many controversies, I will make a thread listing the top 10 of these, but when there is evidence of serious foul-play, the Special Investigator is called for Steward's Enquiries. This is usually Robert Mruczek but he was fired for a period. https://wwyd.fandom.com/wiki/Special_Investigator

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5. After the Owner, the next most important person in WWYD is the Commissioner. In the early days, this was a committee headed by Walter Day, but later William Regal was appointed to the role. There have been four commissioners to day. The current one is Damian Hurley, the… https://t.co/7nwlcyDFlg https://t.co/bPUCgdlIyJ
6. Most match decisions are not made by the Commissioner, but by the Head Referee, who issues yellow and red cards. This is usually Walter Day, but for a brief period, when Silvio Berlusconi was the owner, the role was taken up by Pierluigi Collina: https://wwyd.fandom.com/wiki/Head_Referee

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4. Perhaps the key person in the WWYD Franchise is the Owner, who has ultimate decision-making power, even though day-to-day decisions are left to other. There have been three owners of WWYD to date: Walter Day (who invented the game), Silvio Berlusconi and The Consortium Inc… https://t.co/Ej7txqkF3U https://t.co/YLzjSeAeJa
5. After the Owner, the next most important person in WWYD is the Commissioner. In the early days, this was a committee headed by Walter Day, but later William Regal was appointed to the role. There have been four commissioners to day. The current one is Damian Hurley, the…

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4. Perhaps the key person in the WWYD Franchise is the Owner, who has ultimate decision-making power, even though day-to-day decisions are left to other. There have been three owners of WWYD to date: Walter Day (who invented the game), Silvio Berlusconi and The Consortium Inc…

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2. Since its inception a number of key rules have been established, including The Pfeiffer Rule, The Watson Rule and The Taylor Rule. A full list of these are outlined here: https://wwyd.fandom.com/wiki/Rules Seedings and placement allocations follow a strict logic.

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Updated WWYD stats. With WWYD5, Pfeiffer officially became the "most experienced" WWYD superstar having competed in 28 matches.

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How I was introduced by @Kingbingo_ and @JoshFerme today was just hilarious. The layers of esoteric in-jokes flying over the heads of 90% of the audience at a rate of knots. https://twitter.com/OGRolandRat/status/1658878674534268959/video/1

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"Is that OG Roland Rat? They guy who does the WWYD tournaments and Mario lore stuff?"

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@JohnNob78300256 @TheBlackHorse65

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100s of clueless Zoomers have criticised my booking of Jennifer Connelly as the WWYD ace. The Lotus Eaters comments section shows definitively why she is the GOAT.

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I refused to believe this was real when people told me

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Here's that song I heard in Yummy Mummy cafe that I've been playing all week, can't get enough of it. Andrea von Kampen, Water Flowing Downward. https://twitter.com/OGRolandRat/status/1658784000448557057/video/1

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4:30am, I have just spent five whole minutes laughing at this. And then another five minutes scrolling his feed and laughing even more.

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Few things give me more joy than telling people to go and watch Tim Pool. Of all the running jokes, it might be my fave.

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This moment, for example, seemed poorly acted and unnatural belying the fact that this was, indeed, staged for "fun". However, zoomers are so subhuman, that it's impossible to tell. https://t.co/fTSDiFJkbs https://t.co/fOtLvD91a3
This moment, for example, seemed poorly acted and unnatural belying the fact that this was, indeed, staged for "fun". However, zoomers are so subhuman, that it's impossible to tell.
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This story claims that Wendi Deng had a relationship with Blair and it's why Murdoch finished with her. The details are funny. @iohndee https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2014/03/wendi-deng-note-tony-blair

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Labour are going to wipe out the SNP

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Unfortunately, Starmer is more like this dude than Dooku https://t.co/DWImA10q9W https://t.co/HGsIUh2j3I
Unfortunately, Starmer is more like this dude than Dooku
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My politics in 2015: "Whatever works best" My politics now: https://t.co/CuFcYTkquY https://t.co/bV88UUkX2t
My politics in 2015: "Whatever works best" My politics now:
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No here’s how it works. There are set trigger words. This one has a few of them, and then they swarm in with stock posts whenever they are hit. I tracked 100s of these accounts, now deactivated https://t.co/YmQPj0gihE https://t.co/kaYwqCUCzI
No here’s how it works. There are set trigger words. This one has a few of them, and then they swarm in with stock posts whenever they are hit. I tracked 100s of these accounts, now deactivated
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Yes, because taking selfies with Nick Fuentes (embarrassing), supporting a mentally ill black rapper because he talked about the joos, running black ops on top content creators and making incredibly dull videos is very effective. Block obviously for defending BAD ACTORS. https://t.co/YAkbIlsEzF https://t.co/loaWz1OHTC
Yes, because taking selfies with Nick Fuentes (embarrassing), supporting a mentally ill black rapper because he talked about the joos, running black ops on top content creators and making incredibly dull videos is very effective. Block obviously for defending BAD ACTORS.
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@OGRolandRat "Everyone who's more effective than me is a fed"

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A lesson in power dynamics is not to argue with a 16k+ account when you look like this. https://t.co/Il2EfnqJLF https://t.co/fe5s7swEft
A lesson in power dynamics is not to argue with a 16k+ account when you look like this.
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You all know who I'm talking about here, but what's his name? (from my new article: https://forbiddentexts.substack.com/p/maga-as-fulfillment-of-the-kali-yuga)

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@GaggingForLit @corsairking49bc

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@GaggingForLit @corsairking49bc

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One huge winner from this story 👇 https://t.co/XX3bigwoHD https://t.co/AUh4T7nYRE
One huge winner from this story 👇
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Last of the Davidoffs @Sargon_of_Akkad got me to celebrate the end of the long longhouse

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RETVRN! Barista: Will you be in your usual seat? Me: Yes🙂 Barista: I’ve put two on there for you (loyalty card). —- Come on this is better than the Nescafé Gold ads!

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@cowpill Your hate campaign against the head referee is noted young lady!

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@Sargon_of_Akkad The lines never lie

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New Labour created the hostile environment and launched the British Citizenship test and other measures. All weakened by the leftist Tory Party since 2010. https://t.co/YgyHsG9ph5 https://t.co/ENekWnJq7s
New Labour created the hostile environment and launched the British Citizenship test and other measures. All weakened by the leftist Tory Party since 2010.
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I mean this is literally a talking point @Sargon_of_Akkad has had in the past. When was the last time you heard a Tory communist talk like this?

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@Sargon_of_Akkad @iohndee The Daily Starmer has other plans! https://t.co/9FU65dTnFC
@Sargon_of_Akkad @iohndee Also he explicitly says net 500k is “out of control”

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@Sargon_of_Akkad @iohndee The Daily Starmer has other plans!

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@cowpill You can fool Walter Day some of the time, but you can’t fool Walter Day all of the time.

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@Sargon_of_Akkad @iohndee Starmer has talked about this recently. Trust in Tone!

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Get this right, a black guy … but he’s based!

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@OGRolandRat: Damian is taken to some sort of strange new Med Event Mafia lair where Bellucci is waiting for him.

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For one it’s a Sunday Telegraph hit piece designed to distract from Starmer’s recent “rightwing” speech. If you read the small print the entire story is speculation based on comments made three years ago.
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Nominations for WWYD6 are now OPEN. To be eligible they: 1. Must not be listed here. CHECK: https://wwyd.fandom.com/wiki/Eligibility_List 2. Must fit into one of the six categories in rules below. 3. You must include A. one photo, B. name, C. category 4. Inability to read will bar you from nominating

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@GaelicReaction @virtual822 @C_Leipoldt @LtJohn_Chard @At_Revanchist I mean it wouldn’t be so suspicious if he hadn’t have freaked out so badly when I posted the evidence that he was a fed before

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@SlimyFurtler @CynicalSceptic_ Live footage

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The guy who connects him, Nick Fuentes, PA, PF, NJP etc etc openly with his real face just so happens to get missed by the ADL, HnH, every intelligence report and the entire MSM? https://t.co/hJGGN4C5cm https://t.co/ePRiZgsWM2
The guy who connects him, Nick Fuentes, PA, PF, NJP etc etc openly with his real face just so happens to get missed by the ADL, HnH, every intelligence report and the entire MSM?
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Shortly after making this post, AAA laid all my Mario games in a row and then … ran across them and did a Mario jump right on top of New Super Mario Bros Wii U! Never have I moved as quickly. Amazingly no damage. https://t.co/tKfUbq44tX https://t.co/x12hQaWc9h
Shortly after making this post, AAA laid all my Mario games in a row and then … ran across them and did a Mario jump right on top of New Super Mario Bros Wii U! Never have I moved as quickly. Amazingly no damage.
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Any news officer? Cindy Crawford won WWYD5. He's considering yoga. Yeah but any racisms? Did he mention them? No sir, he's just been saying how much he likes Tony Blair.

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Feel people are freaking out too much about Yaccarino. I’ve said before by the way that WEF =/= woke. It very much seems that woke comes from the Washington complex and not from Davos.

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Official results https://t.co/ufCzsokSGY
Analysis by Hansen and Lawro

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Final standings. Analysis follows. https://t.co/Itt51kHmBz
Official results

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As cobwebs and dust gather on the Med Event Mafia trophy cabinet, Monica Bellucci is reportedly furious with the refereeing of the WWYD5 final and is pursuing legal channels to overturn the result. https://t.co/W9usmQTYAG
Final standings. Analysis follows.

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When woke is put away properly, all those people who have called me everything for years will act like it was "obvious" all along and forget about the fact that dear old AA explained what was happening when it was happening.

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With Crawford's victory, The Pantheon have added to their silverware collection, their eighth collection title versus the Med Event Mafia's one (Hayek's Queen Cup win). Crawford also becomes the first ever superstar to win both WWYD and the Queen's Cup. https://t.co/oLMdRSug1j
As cobwebs and dust gather on the Med Event Mafia trophy cabinet, Monica Bellucci is reportedly furious with the refereeing of the WWYD5 final and is pursuing legal channels to overturn the result.

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WWYD5 has been won by Cindy Crawford. She has dedicated her victory to Brooke Shields and said, "This is for Brooke, who was screwed by cheating Meds and their grip over a corrupt official. USA! USA! USA!" She will now face Champion Jennifer Connelly at Queen's Cup V. 🥂🎊🎇🎆 https://t.co/SjVVr1AU7M https://t.co/JtLCnghSFA
With Crawford's victory, The Pantheon have added to their silverware collection, their eighth collection title versus the Med Event Mafia's one (Hayek's Queen Cup win). Crawford also becomes the first ever superstar to win both WWYD and the Queen's Cup.

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WWYD5 has been won by Cindy Crawford. She has dedicated her victory to Brooke Shields and said, "This is for Brooke, who was screwed by cheating Meds and their grip over a corrupt official. USA! USA! USA!" She will now face Champion Jennifer Connelly at Queen's Cup V. 🥂🎊🎇🎆 https://t.co/SjVVr1AU7M https://t.co/JtLCnghSFA
WWYD5 has been won by Cindy Crawford. She has dedicated her victory to Brooke Shields and said, "This is for Brooke, who was screwed by cheating Meds and their grip over a corrupt official. USA! USA! USA!" She will now face Champion Jennifer Connelly at Queen's Cup V. 🥂🎊🎇🎆
WWYD5 FINAL. Window = 12 hours or 2,100 votes. Bellucci has caused massive controversy in WWYD again after getting through on a DQ against Shields, who is Crawford's best friend. Both contestants have come through a grueling Semi-Finals. They've held back these shots till now.

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@FuriusPertinax You’re already on a yellow. Don’t push it sonny!!! Do not cost her the match!

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Sales of bud light are down in every US regional market. But look, Chicago gay bars won’t even stock it. Pretty incredible tbh.

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It’s looking like a true W to me guys.

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I’m getting closer to admitting that I was wrong on Bud Light and that @DrTurleyTalks was right. The fact the story hasn’t gone away at all is very interesting.

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@friggin611 A bit too much.

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@Paragod3 That's a yellow. No backchat sonny.

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WWYD Undisputed Title Match! Champion Connelly is now 25 matches undefeated, can challenger Kelly Brook cause what would be the biggest upset in the history of the game? The winner of the WWYD5 final will face the winner of this title match at Queen's Cup V next month.

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WWYD5 FINAL. Window = 12 hours or 2,100 votes. Bellucci has caused massive controversy in WWYD again after getting through on a DQ against Shields, who is Crawford's best friend. Both contestants have come through a grueling Semi-Finals. They've held back these shots till now.

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