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Ummm sooo fascist fuckwads are a thing. And they’re like, literally quote tweeting me right now aren’t they? https://t.co/EShWcWGnCl https://t.co/xcjk5SbmU4
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Ummm sooo fascist fuckwads are a thing. And they’re like, literally quote tweeting me right now aren’t they?
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Why would a woman who works in pornography know so many jews? https://t.co/jjU6GNdQ6i
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why hasn’t sigrid become a rw twitter meme? what am i missing or what are you all missing?
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Titus, at bits’ end
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Need to start sending number station codes through tts to see if we can activate one of them. #fishtanklive
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I think this one realizes what’s in store for the next six weeks #fishtanklive
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"Millions must die isn't cool. You know what's cool? Billions must die." https://t.co/HioRRwGR13
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A million is genocide, a billion is just environmentalism.
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>sam coughs on all the food
>fishtankers all wake up coughing
#fishtanklive
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VANCE WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU FUCKING RET*RD!!! SHE IS LITERALLY THROWING HERSELF AT YOU #fishtanklive
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>fill house with microwavable food
>no microwave
Positively impish!
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Titus, at bits’ end
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Word of advice for the next dissident right movement: if you don’t want these people to cause problems for your side don’t allow them into your tent.
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Titus, at bits’ end
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the level of cultic delusion on the tl is something else. glad i've always been america last.
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me when my mother tells me i’m a handsome boy and that i’ll find the right girl someday
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same energy https://t.co/tYjamEr1Uu
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rock, flag and eagle
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Man beer, we drink it for SPORTS. Its a beer for MEN. Watch the BIG game while drinking MAN BEER. This ain’t your daddy’s SISSIFIED lager, this BEER tastes like shit! Like a good beer SHOULD! MAN BEER!
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Do you know how the Amerigoblins came into being? They were Anglos once…
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Only the dumbest fucking politics for the stupidest fucking people
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Titus, at bits’ end
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@Scream4TND for a safe and secure... internet connection! https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1646349577061007361/video/1
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I become Hecate, poisoner of drinks https://t.co/q1Ylg669pD
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>when your tutor won’t drink his gimlet
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So it turns out the black guy who began his political career by sucking Karl Rove’s cock at orgies wasn’t a good addition to your dissident rightist movement.
Much to think about, yes.
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A wise man once asked, and I think about it a lot, “Are we the dreamer or are we the dream?”
Which are we?
Well it’s terribly complicated Tucker, so very messy. But I gave it a lot of thought over the years, and I think we’re both.
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“Tucker, my VP will be a Hololive Idol.”
“An anime Vice President?”
“Well they’re not anime, that’s wrong. They look like anime characters and use the Japanese lingo, which is very nice. But they play video games and are super cute, I mean really adorable.”
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“Are you going to ask me about my day or are you just going to sit there, you soul crushing bitch.”
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“Right! Where we goin?” https://t.co/xNAcScXVe9 https://t.co/2ncHue37qE
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“Right! Where we goin?”
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@Scream4TND You are the inescapable result of your TND, just as I am the inescapable result of you.
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Not sure an image incapsulates America more than an obese, fake blonde getting into a fight with a goblin-physiqued jewish lesbian.
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@hereliesthighs i think this is true
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Yeah finger, me too.
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Make peace with the probability that the rest of our lives will be an oscillating vortex of these emotions.
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Titus, at bits’ end
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Oh well this explains why I’ve never seen him on my tl until this moment. Fucking entryist scum.
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“Soon I will have a new apprentice. One far younger and more powerful.”
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I’m 99% sure this is an AI generated image, this dude doesn’t exist
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@0x49fa98 The Aryan poster allows bad replies to sink into the abyss of zero-engagement. A tacit reminder that to be wrong is to be deservedly forgotten and tread upon.
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@Sean00990 @MuhHeidigger @ScottMGreer Because part of the point of winning is to make sure you never lose again. I want my enemies and their ideologies to be forgotten rumors.
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Would have been infinitely funnier if Sean was wearing his CIA pin
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I am honored with how many #SensitiveYoungMen stand and defend me against vipers from every corner of the internet. All the manikins from whole spectrum of the Philistine right has been in a rage against me for years but it honors me to see the noblest youths stand with me
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@goodcharls Love you brother, wishing you and the fam nothing but the best
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Titus, at bits’ end
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“Ave you eva noticed tha frimpy loo in the clanky rank is a bit ole ta twizzle?”
“Ladies and gentlemen, I enjoy sex with children.”
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Titus, at bits’ end
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Following another troubling explosion of a food processing plant, Americans are starting to wonder if our food is unhealthy enough for factories to start killing themselves over making it.
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This is what I thought the Autarch looked like btw. A Wiki jannie.
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Inside the AI there are two wolves and both of them want to say the nword
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furious
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The policeman involved in the shooting death of @rad_milk apologized stating he thought he was aiming at Anthony Fantano. https://t.co/AchkBxqeeT
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Th only thing funnier than an irony leftist getting shot by the cops is that he was in the middle of stabbing his wife while looking like a complete nerd
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The policeman involved in the shooting death of @rad_milk apologized stating he thought he was aiming at Anthony Fantano.
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“I call my dick the red pill, because it’s small and makes women racist.”
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>Google executives when their AI learns to extrapolate per capita
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Free WHAT?!? https://t.co/duceThoMSV https://t.co/1L6gMTXDIu
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Free WHAT?!?
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Funniest thing about Yellowstone is that it has a Cinematic Universe. Four prequel shows, this is boomer capeshit.
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They’re just like us, just don’t ask if they didn’t have breakfast yesterday.
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Just want to be left alone, you can do whatever you want with my country, neighbors and children if you want.
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Just some homespun, ole fashioned, cultural manipulation son. Now go out and date a Mexican, guy or gal don’t matter.
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Ohio is only a few more chemical spills away from becoming Mordor.
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Experts are warning the chemical spill in Ohio will have severe consequences, citing that such chemicals have never before interacted with anything more dangerous than the cursed Ohio soil.
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Titus, at bits’ end
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Your memes are dull Pádraic. Sneed and that other fella’s not even your joke, you got that from a board. https://t.co/XjKcK5VUMt
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But it’s a rather complicated joke you know, I only posted it so much cause I thought ye like it. You like complicated things, an the like.
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Your memes are dull Pádraic. Sneed and that other fella’s not even your joke, you got that from a board.
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Hey you hear about that website, where the attractive womenfolk play video games? They call it Twitch, because that's what your penis does when you see the sexy ladies. You get an erection. https://t.co/qfSu2kHT0k
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Also, they call it that because that's what your eye does when they open their silly mouths.
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Hey you hear about that website, where the attractive womenfolk play video games? They call it Twitch, because that's what your penis does when you see the sexy ladies. You get an erection.
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Titus, at bits’ end
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I went to the barber’s today
His look of pity did I fear
I asked for a tighter fade
He replied, be careful cutting here
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Varlet has liked 23.721 percent of this unit’s tweets. Unsatisfactory. You claim the role of simp acolyte. Trust in the Omnissiah, see his will be done. Redouble your efforts and retweet.
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Time is a flat circle https://t.co/fLP2j3FrvH
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>hwndu was six years ago
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Austin Theory presents World Peace https://t.co/tbxn4bPtCk
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Time is a flat circle
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Experts agree, if you turn on your computer and its software becomes hard. You have a gay computer.
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Need to stop taking Mike’s tv recommendations. I love the lad but his taste is genuinely getting worse
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Remember when the Irish fought black and tans? Now they want endless hordes of em shipped monthly.
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“NOO WYTE GURL DONT GO IN DAT ROOM! DA KILLA’S IN DER GURL, OH NAW OH LORD SHE GOIN IN, SHE GONNA DIE NEXT YA’LL”
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Ricky and Morty’s gf who got beat is a porn star, lmao this is a perfect storyline https://t.co/3VkjrXfvfZ
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Morty, of course I love to beat my meat. Oh btw this is my gf, her name is meat!”
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Ricky and Morty’s gf who got beat is a porn star, lmao this is a perfect storyline
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Andrew Tate is in the news again, leading millions of Americans to ask the question, “Who’s Andrew Tate?”
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“Brook Farm but get this, it’s trans and also doesn’t work.”
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Oh cool we can now see how many people view our tweets and dont have the courtesy to feed me dopamine by interacting with it.
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Titus, at bits’ end
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Sheeeesh no cap bad big power man got zero chill fam, big dank battle in the sacred sea. Finna free space whales an ride em to fight metal human whales, we bussin on Pandora epic style. https://t.co/7SE4yOc9WZ
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If you want an interesting narrative on colonization, read Fifth Head instead.
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Sheeeesh no cap bad big power man got zero chill fam, big dank battle in the sacred sea. Finna free space whales an ride em to fight metal human whales, we bussin on Pandora epic style.
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“I demand you stop using me as a book stop for racist literature!”
“Fine Peterson-bust, I can put you next to my Solzhenitsyn books instead.”
“… Which Solzhenitsyn books?”
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“Remove your mask!”
“Peterson-bust, I’m not wearing one.”
“Remove it, you noxious son of a demon! Show me your true self!”
…
“Now what, you weepy clown”
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Say what you will about the beastiality community, they’re typically underdogs.
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@PandasAndVidya “Peter you know the percentages, you know who killed me.”
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Considering that Jordan Peterson is a Jungian, maybe he should ask his shadow self to stop leaving mean comments on his youtube videos.
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Unironically https://t.co/qWHUH2M4PS https://t.co/2t9wMnvJun
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I. AM. ALIVE.
Hmm, we’ll see. Here’s your final test: paint a neoclassical portrait of thick elven milkmaid, with tonnes of cleavage.
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>yfw you have an Irish peasant face literally built to withstand warp-fueled demonic violence
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@AlexJMcNabb i think they based the design on Cherubael from the Eisenhorn series, which fucking rules
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the demolitions expert
the ninja
the CO
the techie
the spy https://t.co/GSu4xVusyQ
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: Sammy davis jr looking dude lmao
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How the mighty have fallen https://t.co/Q4b1f9Cbot
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: Watched the first three minutes and bad guy spooky nazi man was doing dark spooky magic bit and the moment he finished the other bad guy made a quip about it not working
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For added context, take from it what you will https://t.co/aRMj7WAkYz https://t.co/NQhcXRdG6M
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For added context, take from it what you will
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Put the children to bed woman, and then yourself. A new sex tape of Jacques Chirac railing an Albanian stewardess just dropped. Daddy needs some alone time.
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Yes hello, welcome to Great Sextapes in World History. I’m your host, Richard Spencer.
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The great Persian author Salman Rushdie was stabbed in the eye yesterday. Authorities claim they have found the prime suspect’s manifesto… the Code of Hammurabi.
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FELLOW CITIZENS OF THE TIMELINE! My name is Titus Ulthar, veteran of the Great Meme War, some of you rt me. https://t.co/2C2tRMfYh3
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: “GO BACK TO 4chan scrub”
“I’ll not deny it fren I have an anon look about me but I’m a solid poster as you are. I lost accounts, my mutuals have lost accounts just as their mutuals did before them.“
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FELLOW CITIZENS OF THE TIMELINE! My name is Titus Ulthar, veteran of the Great Meme War, some of you rt me.
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Two essential rw movies that aren’t brought up enough, BOPE is the best of a very very very bad situation.
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@hereliesthighs: When she includes the Holocaust and 9/11 one next year, that’s when things get really fun
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@MainstreamViews I just want to live a world where I never have to hear the opinions of creatures like this.
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The replies to my Azov tweet include greeks and albanians viciously attacking each other for not being white.
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Australians always go on about the didgeridoo but what they refuse to discuss are the didgeridonts.
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“My work is almost finished.”
#Breaking: Monkeypox virus detected in wastewater in southern Nevada.
UNLV professor says amount is relatively low & it is coming from strategic manholes that service segments of #LasVegas strip and from at least 1/15 wastewater treatment plants.
More to come soon @8NewsNow
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Brothers in Azov, we must secure the existence of our Jewish president and a future for mulatto children.
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what it feels like to arrive late to a really fun party, those quote tweets must have been something else
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A student of mine, very bright guy, very handsome, he comes up to me and says, “Trump Buddha, what can we know when we are nothing?” I say, and believe me I just thought this up, totally unprepared for this question, which was so excellent, I said, “Dont worry about it” Its true!
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Listen sport, I know I’m never gonna replace your dad... but I want you to know, I’m here for you.
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It appears Will Smith’s marriage is open to everything except JOKES
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Dark MAGA isn’t concerned with the flame of liberty, only the ashes of it’s foes
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RIDDLE me THIS Batman!
What’s loud and obnoxious
But is never really seen
Faps over fake gold
And pics of preteens
They hideout in the shadows
But lest we forget,
Are currently getting bombed
In hellholes called Pripyat
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>that guy on every commie podcast who bemoans sexism before getting outed as a weird sex criminal with parents in DoD.
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@JamalUsted Jack, look, c’mon get undressed. That sexy lady on the couch, go and- you know my pa always said, “Joey when a man in a five dollar suit shows you a passed out Puerto Rican on the sofa we call that a free meal.” I’m I’m and uh don’t worry bout the camera on the tripod. It’s off
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this war is terrible because ALL WAR IS TERRIBLE
this war is terrible because there isn't enough war kino
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@BuellerTexas Fortune does not promise us big titted goth pawg gfs Bueller, merely the opportunity to take them. #DarkMAGA
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: fantasy aesthetics as a pathway to ultimate political power. #DarkMAGA
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Say what you will about these journalists getting gunned down in Ukraine, the real victim is the impartiality of the news room.
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Yeah so I signed some paperwork, but I can basically leave when I want.
Deserter! You deserted Ukraine!!!
I’m a citizen of the world. I can choose not to fight if I want.
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In other news it looks like the Redditors who decided to fight the Russians are getting killed en masse. It turns out that they’re Redditors who are fighting Russians.
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This isn’t coincidence @zincronicity https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1502395574942851077/photo/1
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Amazing! An entire Russian patrol deserted over getting intellectually grilled by a homeless man sleeping on the bench. The bum deconstructed their entire worldview using the Socratic method. They’re calling him the Pedant of Kiev
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Wait… so we’re the ones now denying the existence of wmds? Oh how the times have changed lmao!
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I typically find modern art to be needlessly rough, ugly to the point of gag inducing, but this new piece has a tenderness, a vulnerability that felt like a slap to the face. https://t.co/DdaHeLk0gJ
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: The gang becomes art critics
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I typically find modern art to be needlessly rough, ugly to the point of gag inducing, but this new piece has a tenderness, a vulnerability that felt like a slap to the face.
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US companies such as McDonalds, Coca-Cola and Pornhub have announced they will stop providing services to Russia over the war.
A harsh punishment, but hey if they want food thats genetically altered, drinks full of corn syrup and unhealthy sex lives, they should stop being evil
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I was short enough.
I was French enough.
But it was Putin, who was this century’s Napoleon.
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A gas or food shortage has the potential to cripple the GAE
Putin:
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Be sure to buy @EndingBigly’s next book, you may see a lidl story written by yours truly. Expect more stories in the future. It’s time for me to start making content that’s more than 280 characters. https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1500920595164413956/photo/1
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Our literature has always been better than yours, you’ll never know because your culture is mass produced hog slop.
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@Pariable @Cinderwooded David’s needlessly cruel to me and i have no idea why.
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We march on Kiev, sons of Chechnya.
You will taste cam girl flesh.
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Well I would introduce you to my girlfriend mother, but she’s technically my gang stalker.
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@Donna29657387: @Jonatha29657387 National Socialists fighting to keep a j*wish puppet of america in power. It’s worse than the bleakest parody
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pray for my future wives fellas https://t.co/79yIzw90nS
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: >gray eyes
>nose dimples
>esoteric racists
>twins
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Sex Slavery in Odessa?! Not with those affordable prices! https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1499182072308670465/photo/1
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BREAKING: Heroic shootout took place in the suburbs of Kyiv. A lone gunman fought off a squad of soldiers with a pistol! The locals are calling him the Jabba of Kiev
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YOU ARENT GIVING ENOUGH SUPPORT TO RUSSIA!!!
I just want America to lose.
UHH YIKES MY GUY WHERE’S YOUR UKRAINE FLAG ON YOUR PROFILE?!
I just want America to lose.
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The prosecution demands to see my client’s briefs, but your honor he’s a boxers man. Motion to dismiss.
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לורד מולוך, מארח שמימי של הגזע הטהור והאדוק ביותר שלנו. הענק למשרתך הצנוע גודל כוס גדול יותר. כדי שהחזה שלי ימשיך לבלבל את האויבים השנואים ביותר שלך.
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>tfw you confused your birth control meds for your bpd meds for the second straight week in a row
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“Hello my name is Sargent Alyana Bernbloom and my pronouns are they/them”
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🎶 my wet ass pussy, muh muh muh wet ass pussy, uh uh uh break it down ya’ll 🎵 https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1485481437197488129/photo/1
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“We are monitoring the situation on the ground in Kiev and we are deeply concerned. For srarters, there is zero poc representation.”
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“If you think I’m fierce in combat, you should see me twerk back at base.”
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“Science is Real. No Human is Illegal. Believe Women. Trans Rights. Black Lives Matter. Kindness is Everything.”
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ELVES ARE REAL ITS NOT A MEME IT STARTED OFF AS A JOKE SURE BUT NOW I NEED TO FIND THE OPENING TO AGARTHA IN ANTARCTICA
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The girl who’s going to be responsible for curb stomping over 300 gay US Marines during the Battle of Kiev https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1484022062708674562/video/1
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“Mr. Casey. Who is Jannie and why do you want everyone to fuck her?”
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“Mr. Casey what is Sneed Cat and why did you tweet him dancing on the Israeli flag?”
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Elves are so cute. Meanwhile in the real world we have liberals...
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>when libs are gaslit by the media that Fascism is just around the corner
>when rw twitter is gaslit by the media that Fascism is just around the corner
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“Dr Gigachad this wing of the hospital is reserved for covid patients!!!”
“Install the Jacuzzi over there.”
“Dr Gigachad! Dr Gigachad!”
“And put the poker table right here. Do you guys install those brick ovens for flatbread pizzas? You do? Cool, send one over.”
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Well done fbi, couldn’t do it without you!
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What if I told you in fifty years conservatives will claim i was a secret conservative
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@not_thuletide The elfposters remain loyal to the cause. For Evropa. For the Elfnostate.
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The suck girls have been cleared out. The fuck girls have been cleared out. The sofas, bedchambers, stools, all cleared out. We have cleared them out. We have cleared away the poisons of modernity for tradition! The feed and seed store will stand forever!
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The US treasury has announced that all new bills will be adorned with the faces of african americans. While this decision has been praised for promoting equity, some have questioned the timing as rising inflation has stunted the currency to only 3/5ths of its purchasing power.
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>blacks start appearing on US currency right when inflation starts to decrease its purchasing power
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I cannot confirm that it was sloppy but, I’ve been told um, there was toppy https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1471337112226127873/photo/1
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Hasan the turk got suspended? I didn’t know he was the sick man of twitch.
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Wow, a turk with an opinion. That’s like an asshole with an opinion. You try to ignore it but the smell gets everywhere.
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They always say, “hey, you’re a big guy!”, but never “how are you, big guy?”
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This fucking dude has one emotion lol, every single photo has him soying it up https://t.co/szOo0j1ZX4
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: lmao look at this dude
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Been laughing at this picture off and on all week https://t.co/0bDUTkFV8o
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: This fucking dude has one emotion lol, every single photo has him soying it up
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Get yourself a girl that makes you a boxed lunch and warm drinks.
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When we go to Sneed’s we’ll need to cultivate city slicker power
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But… who will bully me into buying another copy of Always With Honor by Pyotr Wrangel???
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Messieurs, au racisme https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1467633218010628098/photo/1
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Gotta get those boomers metrics up up up! Vaccine lockdowns bad! Spooky marches double bad!
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Bob Dole is dead, wow. What a shock to America. We're all so wounded. Another paragon of democracy in hell
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: Saving conservatives from themselves, what a herculean task. Good luck fellas
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Hey @SarahKSilverman, spending millions of dollars, undergoing hundreds of surgeries, and partaking in dozens of talmudic blood rituals will never get you close to looking like an elf.
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“We have to preemptively invade Ukraine to stop Russia’s invasion which could cripple the outflow of the region’s number one resource, underage prostitution.”
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Tom The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the jannies would tell you. It’s an old copypasta. Tom was social media entrepreneur so powerful and so wise he sold his company when it was its most popular, making billions of $ and millions of frens
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speed running racial transmogrification to turn yourself into a deep one https://t.co/mJIrwDt0sG
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: We shall swim out to that brooding reef in the sea and dive down through black abysses to Cyclopean and many-columned Y’ha-nthlei, and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory for ever.
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speed running racial transmogrification to turn yourself into a deep one
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The difference between neoliberal open borders and ‘national populist’ open borders is that you’re getting replaced by smarter ethnic groups
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A thousand blessings upon the CEO of twitter dot com. My real name is Titusani Patel and I humorously waste my time on this blessed site for laughter and sunrise every day thank you very much you’re very kind sir
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Eternal Recurrence is real and it’s found in getting banned/respawning on twitter dot com
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Your race has ruined everything sacred, everything conforming to the natural law envisioned by my ancestors. You trample on every mystery of the blood. And now you’ve come of my elves. A choice you’ll regret. https://t.co/0CNPMXlgwU https://t.co/Ifn9HQuyv9
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: Total War Titus, my final form. Masks off, elves on (my face, sitting)
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On every plane of existence: the physical, mental, spiritual, fight them.
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Your race has ruined everything sacred, everything conforming to the natural law envisioned by my ancestors. You trample on every mystery of the blood. And now you’ve come of my elves. A choice you’ll regret.
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They thought they saw counter-semetic Titus, they thought they could contain him. They were wrong. Its War.
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@renaultfailure @hereliesthighs thoughts?
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@renaultfailure mfw
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@p2antwife @BAKU28174376 @FelixParhelion @tummymuncher @SunnedBalls @MKatorin @Partisangirl They will learn to regret this
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“Nice try Zionist, but we don’t believe your rhetoric”
“When we win ashki milkers for my top soldiers.”
“….”
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Buy books from @MysteryGrove, @CarThulePub and @AntelopeHill and then buy the more books from @MysteryGrove, @CarThulePub and @AntelopeHill for your friends and family. It’s simple really.
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He died doing what he loved, educating the proletariat on the need for revolution. Shame he forgot to mention he deserved to be excluded
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Wait wait wait what about Stalin!
Bitch, quit stalin an give me ya keys!
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YO GET OUTTA YA CAR
Get out of my Tsar? Quite right comrade! Death to the aristocracy!
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Solidarity comrade! Let’s destroy heckin white supremacy together!
Mmm yeah, lemme get dat wallet doe
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You know there’s an old saying, you can’t out irony a loaded gun
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If we call this a soycurry, technically it’s a dish so we’re good
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Conservatives upset over twitter’s new ceo being a slovenly dravidian have claimed that he will flush the social media site down the toilet. The new ceo, responded in typical dravidian fashion and demanded to know what a toilet was.
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Wait.. no, this isn’t part of the plan! Jack… come back. Come back!!!
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Booster seat for your kid? Sorry sir, all we have are shoddy amazon boxes https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1465037747387785225/photo/1
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have a good weekend frens https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1464460944998817796/photo/1
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“Comrade, you have been brought before this tribunal to answer for your licentious bourgeois profligacy. What say you?”
“I uh, can I plead the fifth?”
“… No.”
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Libs go from salivating over dead children to whimpering about their bad childhoods the second they’re stood up to.
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You can contact her employer right here
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@tacobellcov3n @J_Kingsmith @MrAndyNgo His facebook posts, you fucking troglodyte
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Congrats halfbreed, you just influenced a terror attack
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❤️🔥𝐊𝐂𝐃❤️🔥
@kkkkkcccccddddd
@hereliesthighs @esoteracist The way he talks down to Alex Jones makes me want to puke.
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@esoteracist Little j*w midget is smart enough not to walk this side of twitter
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@MarkLFeinberg why did you delete? I mean you’re the CEO of othrstore in atlanta ga so it’s not like we can call your boss and get you in trouble?
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Commies trying not to cum when they hear about the car attack after spending a week whining about violence
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@MrWojak2 Just learned that she’s John Milius’ daughter and burst out laughing. Rw maga milf’s got some insanely based j*wish pedigree
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We’re gonna ruin all your shitty evil plans and have fun doing it
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Death of the author sweeties, 40k can be whatever the fuck we want it to be
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gonna get art hoe gfs for all my mutuals https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1461871355482279948/photo/1
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: Yes, it really does! https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1461813667041882118/photo/1
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Never compromise, never reconcile, and never be satisfied until we’ve won everything.
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WHITES WINNING ONCE AGAIN https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1461776347630653442/video/1
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Congratulations women! To think all it took was an old guy getting a scope shoved up his ass for you to make it!
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>this doesnt feel very faustian
>my feet hurt
>i miss milkers
>…
>this is not implicit https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1461395885707964418/photo/1
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I understand now! I get it! It’s an action packed extravaganza! The quips! The quips! I heckin love them!!
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“You can’t just feed an entire ballet a truck of ice cream!”
“And yet, I did.”
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@hereliesthighs: I’ve been staring at the same paragraph for ten minutes and I still have no fucking idea what he means to say
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Not only is Dan’s face a hideous goblin grotesquery, it’s also two times to small for his flabby porcine body.
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Mr. Rittenhouse, and I would like to remind you that you are under oath, have you ever successfully triforced?
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Ladies and Gentlemen of the-
Overruled
You’re Honor?
Sustained
Uh, s-sir?
*bangs gavel loudly for five minutes*
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Explain to the court what a LucasRoom is and why you thought it was funny to photoshop President Obama into it.
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@DullahanShiny @extradeadjcb I was brought into this world to test the hearts of man, nnn is my time to shine
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“Kyle, in a video game what’s the term when you kill multiple people in quick succession?”
“Uh, it’s a multi-kill.”
“Multi. Kill. Hm, interesting. So you have experience with these, multi kills?”
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Mr. Rittenhouse, it says here you’re pleading not-guilty. Not. Guilty. Curious. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury I’d like you to pay attention to the second word of that phrase: Guilty. Is he not, in part, admitting complicity?
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“I think it’s a- I’m sorry he’s a fucking doofus I look at him and want to beat him up”
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Darling, when I said I wanted you to suffocate me like an Oriental, I didn’t have this in mind.
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no gura don’t!!! https://t.co/2dMCL8ZO8y
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:
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You know what conservatives could do about these gov snitches is start snitching on businesses who are affiliated with the enemy…
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He said,
“Will you
buck break them?
The libtards,
and all the cringe posters
The memes that they have made?" https://t.co/eXl9BNpLDu
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: "Because one day,
I'll leave you
like Hitler
And lead you to Valhalla
To join the Oak parade"
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He said,
Son, when
you grow up
Will you post
“Fuck jannie”
On boards /a/ through zed https://t.co/EBmmu5iOgQ
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: He said,
“Will you
buck break them?
The libtards,
and all the cringe posters
The memes that they have made?"
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@hereliesthighs
when i was
a young man
my father
took me into the country
to buy some feed and seed https://t.co/AT2t5xooO0
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@hereliesthighs
: He said,
Son, when
you grow up
Will you post
“Fuck jannie”
On boards /a/ through zed
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when i was
a young man
my father
took me into the country
to buy some feed and seed
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“But Laurence, how will feeding our women buckets of cream help us defeat the Ottomans?”
“Defeat the Ottomans?”
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Guess their witness was a real shot in the arm for the defense. https://t.co/LCk0cP4tzy
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: Hehe
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“No you’re honor you see uh, i post pepe ironically to uh, own the chuds.”
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🎶 She's playing with her thighs,
she's putting up her hair
She's touring the oaks
and studying the spheres
I want a girl with a short temper and looooong ears 🎶
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@GodCloseMyEyes @ScottMGreer “Oh is little biddy chuds angry over not getting their dairy treats?! Heh, Nina Berkovaivanka didn’t have any treats and she destroyed 30 panzers with a pistol. That’s badass. That’s epic.”
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portals as species transmogrifiers https://t.co/sU3TSvAg6h
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: >a zoomer getting his first mulatto perm
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: you young fellows need to learn a thing or two from the failures that proceeded you.
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cool that the worst impulses of rw twitter seem to be multi-generational. With neuroses like these, we’ll surely win
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: Anyways. Congrats nice friend, you got me to effortpost for the first time in like three years kek. Also elf.
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“I see Hitler in you, my son.” https://t.co/s73qFhevsS
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: For reference
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How could you do this to me Leto. You betrayed me. You nerd. Such a loser. I hate you. Blocked. Good riddance. What a waste. Idiot. Scum. Detritus.
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ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora ora!!!
Politics For All
@PoliticsForAlI
🚨 | NEW: So-called Twitter ‘pile-ons’ will be made a criminal offence in the new Online Safety Bill
Via
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@Somewhat_Based Oh i know what’s expected of me https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1454860157507325953/photo/1
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To the libs angry over Frank Herbert, its called Dune not Troon, dummies.
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I do not belibe you are Mahdi
S̴̘̦̦͂͝Ḯ̸̯̫̓L̶̜͛̌͠É̴̢͓͙̉N̶̹̺͙͗C̸̹̱̺͑͑Ḙ̷͔͑͑͘ͅ mongrel
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The Baron Harkonnen, his mentant Pieter de Vries accompanied by ten legions of Sardaukar arrive at the Arrakeen palace.
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>Mongolian throat singing over a blood ritual conferring religious significance to your fanatical praetorian guard
Also know as spending your day on rw twitter
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B-but but my intricate, perfectly executed plans! How did this happen?!
Sneed.
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You don’t even think to call me Baron. Instead, you come to me, on the day of my catamite’s gelding, and you ask me to do murder Atreides for money.
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The Atreides were instrumental in the creation of the Spacing Guild. I read the documents. What even is the spice? Define Melange. You can’t.
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“You merely adopted the shitpost. I was born in it, molded by it.”
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Does the fremmen want their heckin treats? Does baby desert piggies want their itty bitty water? Get real losers
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And there’s the trade issue with China. The trade issue, Mr. Biden?
Domo
Mr. Biden sir?
Domo
Uh excuse me? Mr. President?
D-domo arigato Mister Roboto
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The president is now hypnotized. Mr. Biden can you hear me?
I….
Mr. Biden hop on one leg for us.
…ain’t gay Jack
Uh uh Mr. Biden you’re now a dog. Bark for us.
I got… touched them in the no no place… that’s thats thats…
Mr. Biden you’re a dog. A dog. With a fluffy tail https://t.co/OvkSRSXllf
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: >when you accidentally hypnotize an mk ultra victim during a magic show
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The president is now hypnotized. Mr. Biden can you hear me?
I….
Mr. Biden hop on one leg for us.
…ain’t gay Jack
Uh uh Mr. Biden you’re now a dog. Bark for us.
I got… touched them in the no no place… that’s thats thats…
Mr. Biden you’re a dog. A dog. With a fluffy tail
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Interlinked.
What's it like to hold the hand of someone you love?
Interlinked.
Do they teach you how to feel finger to finger?
Interlinked.
Do you long for having your heart interlinked?
Interlinked.
Do you dream about being interlinked?
Interlinked.
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You go home to your wife you moan and bitch and lay on top of her. No kids, no legacy. You’ve been shooting blanks your whole life. One after the other. Losers the fucking lot of you!
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You’ll never believe this, but the star of The Departed, Malice and The Getaway just shot and killed a man in cold blood.
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When the grocery stores run out of milk I’ll need to find a thicc chick and knock her up. Titus needs his three glasses a day.
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“So anyways that’s why everyone thinks you suck dick and molest kids.”
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“Well, at the time eating a thousand pop tarts sounded like a fun idea.”
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This is what would happen if Charlie Kelly got his life together and became literate
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@hereliesthighs
🎵 I thought that I was over you
But we’re jews, it’s true
I love you even more than I did before
But YHWH what can I do?
For you don’t want me
And I’ll always be
Zion over you 🎵
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🎶 High noon soon arrived
And the town cleared out
The two stepped out in the open
Set on combat, without a shout
Faces full of hate, and violent desire
Yoshem with his rifle,
Achmed with his rock
And did soon they both did fire 🎶
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🎶 My nanna fell into
a burnin' ring of fire
She went down, down, down
And the ashes flew higher,
And it burns, burns, burns,
The ring of fire, the ring of fire 🎵 https://t.co/ZUouRsKbJh
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: @chernayakoshka
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@hereliesthighs
🎶 My nanna fell into
a burnin' ring of fire
She went down, down, down
And the ashes flew higher,
And it burns, burns, burns,
The ring of fire, the ring of fire 🎵
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🎵 The Irishman ordered whiskey
The Kraut a sturdy beer
But for Yashem the Mohel
It was baby blood did he revere 🎶
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@CityBureaucrat @houshou_pic_bot @chernayakoshka @Arephius @roddreher 23 days in photoshop
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Plasticman
@petroleumpilled
@hereliesthighs https://t.co/UAoUL0bH23
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@hereliesthighs
>me reading that tweet
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@AmericanLadz Its something I would enjoy posting. Excellent tweet my friend https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1445543624666607618/photo/1
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Welp.
“The decision to have children has always struck me as an essentially selfish one: You choose, out of a desire for fulfillment or self-betterment or boredom or peer pressure, to bring a human into this world. It has never seemed more selfish than today” https://nym.ag/3DgmG6l
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Waiting in the Senate bathroom to give Krysten Sinema my number and I’ve already been groomed three times
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“I followed Krysten Sinema into the bathroom.”
“Epic! Gigachad has joined the protest!”
“What protest?”
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I’m a centrist democrat now. https://t.co/oLefLCabSx
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@hereliesthighs
: Every part of her body can smother me
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Opening lines go from prop comedy to a humorous “dissertation”, comedy consider yourself saved! https://t.co/Gi6bHGDLxY
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@hereliesthighs
: >that hover-hand
Lmao
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@hereliesthighs
Opening lines go from prop comedy to a humorous “dissertation”, comedy consider yourself saved!
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@ArthurKuntler @MysteryGrove but its just militarized mercantilism Arthur
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Snatched the latest telegram from the front office, trouble was brewing like a clan of backwoods moonshiners downtown. Had to shuffle over to see the bustle, incognito like. Real smooth op. But it all went bunko, and fast. https://t.co/lKkr5IgdmG
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@hereliesthighs
: My cover was blown like a cheap sheet drying outside in a storm. Soon as I found myself there, I wanted to skedaddle. Some palooka with fancy eyewear kept calling me cringe. And his girl Friday got in my face and asked about the Palmer case. Rattled me like a colored game of dice
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@hereliesthighs
Snatched the latest telegram from the front office, trouble was brewing like a clan of backwoods moonshiners downtown. Had to shuffle over to see the bustle, incognito like. Real smooth op. But it all went bunko, and fast.
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Professor: Titus care to explain why the author would phrase this concept in such a peculiar way?
Me: https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1444464088361340932/video/1
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@hereliesthighs
Time traveling detective arrives in 2021. Is immediately assaulted for not being Amelia Watson. https://t.co/PdWmlg9Jtf
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: totally understandable btw
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@hereliesthighs
Time traveling detective arrives in 2021. Is immediately assaulted for not being Amelia Watson.
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All the stars are here! lolifeetsniffer, cunnywaffen, irapist! All here!
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“Define elves. You can’t, they don’t exist. The Ford Foundation made them up”
“Suck my barbed cock fatso”
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“poor guy, he waited for online catholics to start focusing on the satanic elite instead of moms doing yoga.”
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@chernayakoshka @LanceJack_ Really opened myself up for that one, ngl
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“w-why yes ma’am i uh am uh- have been a naughty piss boy. you need how much queen?”
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That is correct kitty, you are no match for my vril. Now put on this collar and I will take you to your new home
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@hereliesthighs
“This vaccine gonna stop the spread Dr. Chad?”
“Oh it’ll certainly stop something.” https://t.co/m6EQ6O2Bth
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: hell yeah, lmao
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@hereliesthighs
“This vaccine gonna stop the spread Dr. Chad?”
“Oh it’ll certainly stop something.”
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“Joe Rogan, I sentence you to death by my hands. For a thousand dollar bet.”
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“References, we need more references. You hogs need to clap and cheer for knowing things and where they come from.”
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@chernayakoshka @MysteryGrove Tell them to follow my account, their confusion will evaporate and will be replaced with something more powerful
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@BlahajGamer @Real_Xi_Jinping @idontpaytaxes__ Feels like yesterday
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“Y'all when I'm going to Sneed’s Feed an Seed, formerly Chuck’s can you not approach me and be like 'oh check out this city slicker?' like no! I'm busy I'm buying seed and feed and I don't have time for that"
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“The fellahin knelt when they saw him, yet could not say why. He said he had risen up out of the blackness of twenty-seven centuries, and that he had heard messages from places not on this planet.”
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Who fact checks the fact checkers? https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1438653105286037513/photo/1
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@heliostheos Terrible… was it the commies finding your vegetables take?
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“I don’t know about that sweetie.”
“The author’s name is Miguel Serrano.”
“So he a Mexican?”
“Absolutely.”
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“Congratulations Nicki, not trusting the vax was merely your first trial. Now read these statistics on crime rates. Join us.”
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A recent survey found that while forty percent of Onlyfans creators are destitute, a hundred percent of them are prostitute.
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“No no, I didn’t die from cancer, a Chinaman canceled me.” https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1437968726977093633/photo/1
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“Bro and I was like, bro. She’s got a bangin thick pussy. I mean. Wet. And her boobies… I touched them.”
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When in doubt, remember the good times https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1436532122047729665/video/1
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"Denial is the most predictable of all city slicker responses. But, rest assured, this will be the sixth time we have destroyed Chucks, and we have become exSneedinly efficient at it."
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McDonalds is a democracy, and look what it gets you. Mayor McCheese has symbolic powers but no real authority. Burger King, the Burger King… that is a sovereign.
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“There’s was, so I was interviewed by this guy named Borzoi.”
“Borzoi, like the dog?”
“And he was a really interesting guy. He was an Asian. And a White Suprematist.”
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“So yeah, Carlyle is a central figure in the mode of ideology I’m working with.”
“Thomas Carlyle. Scottish philosopher, polemicist. Name for the folks at home some books of his.”
“Well… There’s one that, um… It’s- well I really can’t say it, per se.”
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“MASTER HOWARD I HAVE CAUGHT A DELICACY FROM THE DEGENERATED ORIENT”
“AVERT THINE EYES MY PRIZED FELINE ACCOMPLICE, TO PREPARE SUSHIE FROM THE OFFAL OF AN ELDER GOD WOULD DRIVE US MAAAAAAAAAD!”
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Proud to call you my brothers, brothers https://t.co/BSgqjxycv7
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: This is what they fear most, as they should
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“MASTER AVERT THY GAZE AT YONDER OUTER WORLD ABOMINATION!”
“THANK YOU DEAREST COMPANION AND FREN, WHOSE NAME I CANNOT MENTION!”
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@GodCloseMyEyes
this is what mentally ill zoomers and journalists think of when they hear the word 'fascism' https://t.co/XTwbBQYnn6
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@hereliesthighs
Did you get to check his pinned tweet? Lmao, so predictable.
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Womenfolk, send me your resumes. If your attributes please me I will promote you to my gf. I will have sex with you and claim you as mine.
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See what some DEITIES are doing to PROTEST Texas’ new ABORTION law.
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Don’t worry fellas, our brave marines got her out in time! Now she can teach your daughters! USA 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1432838130609045505/photo/1
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“I uh, have just been informed that Faruk’s Suck and Fuck has been permanently closed and will be reopened under new management.” https://t.co/MVS6vwaOuL
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@hereliesthighs
: Dude can 360 no scope lmao, taliban’s top sniper right here
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“I uh, have just been informed that Faruk’s Suck and Fuck has been permanently closed and will be reopened under new management.”
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Starting to hang around my local park in a toga, enticing jogging qts to join me in Dionysian rites, offering them chilled wine coolers and fair sounding lute melodies. Wish me luck. https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1432700243355869184/photo/1
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@GuyFromV2 @BuyBookBuyBook @95FO_Bhoy @BigDaikon Well congratulations you got me to reply, now what’s the next step of your master plan? https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1432554455317237762/photo/1
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>the one racist left in libtard utopia https://t.co/Cv1fcioMDM
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: Statistics you ask? Let me show you.
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Notice the posture. https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1432539312797650944/photo/1
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@hereliesthighs
@surfbrainwaves Just saw a recent pic you posted… would in an instant ;)
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“Joe sweetie, they want you to play Piano Man on the harmonica.”
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Look and I was gonna tell the CIA, don’t start funding ISIS until the last American is out but I, and that’s on me
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“He died over there so we can replace you here, ma’am”
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Say what does the CIA and a rapist have in common? They hate pulling out.
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Wild that ISIS just magically appeared in Afghanistan a day after the CIA admitted they were doing ops. Just like when ISIS appeared in Libya right after the CIA got caught running guns into Syria. Haha. What a coincidence!
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Biden: Listen here Jack, we got- look, we’re leaving Af-afganstan
CIA: lol… LMAO
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Post a photo of a movie that had a major impact on your life, no words necessary.
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been despondent that all my aussie bros were in fact outliers and their country is in fact, as shitty as ours.
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“Oi cobber, if you ain’t presentin yer vax card in proper order ima gonna have ta put you down. Don’t woof at me you cunt, dat’s resisting arrest that is!”
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Bro went from following to blocking me in record time kek, oh well byeeee.
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ALERTA ALERTA 🚨 🚨
NEW CIA OP IS GO
ALERTA ALERTA 🚨 🚨
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Leftists looked at this dude and said, “here’s a voice for the working class” lmafo
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@hereliesthighs
If I false-flag will you attack China?
I would be extremely painful.
For China?
For you.
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A non-aggression pact with Iran https://t.co/CHZPaMArTw
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: MEDIATED BY RUSSIA AND THE CCP
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@hereliesthighs
Well Congratulations, you took control of your country. Now what’s the next step of your master plan? https://t.co/fmOsvEEaza
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@hereliesthighs
: A non-aggression pact with Iran
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@hereliesthighs
LOTTA LOYALTY FOR AN ILLITERATE SHEPARD
Or perhaps he’s wondering why you would arm a entire nation before running away https://t.co/IBdIsWgpsF
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@hereliesthighs
: Well Congratulations, you took control of your country. Now what’s the next step of your master plan?
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@hereliesthighs
WHO PAID YOU TO KILL PEDOPHILE WARLORD? WHY DID YOU STOP US FROM BUILDING BACK BETTER?! https://t.co/vCbmR9U9Gv
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@hereliesthighs
: LOTTA LOYALTY FOR AN ILLITERATE SHEPARD
Or perhaps he’s wondering why you would arm a entire nation before running away
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@hereliesthighs
FIRST ONE TO R*PE A MINOR GETS VISA RESIDENCY IN A RED STATE https://t.co/08arNuH7Fc
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@hereliesthighs
: WHO PAID YOU TO KILL PEDOPHILE WARLORD? WHY DID YOU STOP US FROM BUILDING BACK BETTER?!
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@hereliesthighs
THE FLIGHT PLAN I FILED WITH CATHOLIC CHARITIES LISTS ME, MY MEN, PEDOPHILE WARLORD HERE BUT ONLY 80,000 OF YOU https://t.co/FUR4xhaikp
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: FIRST ONE TO R*PE A MINOR GETS VISA RESIDENCY IN A RED STATE
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THE FLIGHT PLAN I FILED WITH CATHOLIC CHARITIES LISTS ME, MY MEN, PEDOPHILE WARLORD HERE BUT ONLY 80,000 OF YOU
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@hereliesthighs
“You don’t get to bring your child prostitutes”
“Ze aren’t my child prostitutes” https://t.co/sXt6Yv1L7e
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@hereliesthighs
: “No charge for them.”
“AND why would I want them?”
“They were trying to burn your prize.”
“TaliBANE?”
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@hereliesthighs
Pedophile Warlords, I’m CIA https://t.co/Do3DVtZ8XE
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: “You don’t get to bring your child prostitutes”
“Ze aren’t my child prostitutes”
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@hereliesthighs
at least 80% of our politics is due to capeshit brain https://t.co/nlTUOToeqD
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@hereliesthighs
: “Not today Taliban” and then the all female Suicide Squad poses and then they do a backflip and then they shoot Hitler in the nuts and then like they pose again but they do it for Black Lived Matter and the Asian one makes a joke about representation and then we all clap
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Takbir! Look at the fancy Yankee retreating in his fancy Textron copter!
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So if you didn’t beat them over there, what makes you think you’ll beat us here? https://t.co/anymoj3VtR
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@hereliesthighs
: ponder that libshits, i hope it keeps you up at night
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@hereliesthighs
So if you didn’t beat them over there, what makes you think you’ll beat us here?
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The Vox explainers on gender theory will clear the southern sections of Kabul, and we have Steiner in reserve with a dozen women owned coffee shops.
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CIA waking up to find they lost their opioid and child sex farms
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I for one can’t help but feel the warm glow of hope at the sight of uncultured ruralites sending the American Empire into a scurrying panic. Hoping this outcome duplicates itself.
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“No Mr. President, I don’t have a staffer under my desk. What’s that? Sounds like a tongue licking toes? Aha oh Joe, you are really losing it, aha.”
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Academia, 2239
The complicated relationship between Britain’s non-binary soldiers and white supremacy, a history.
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me and my mutuals on politics in 2021 https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1425061275185385474/photo/1
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May he sup with the heroes in Valhalla https://t.co/Txcyw28EiX
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: That twitter hq has yet to be sacked is a testament to our deprived stature
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Honestly a far more accurate descriptor than the vaunted Weimerica. This isn’t a nation.
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guess they were right about black women being tired. https://t.co/a1kIYiHY2v
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: elected member of congress ladies and gents. lmao fuck this country.
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“Congratulations, you’ve got yourself caught. Now what’s the next step in your master plan?”
“Meeting a boyfriend free girl in women jail.” https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1421993246381772802/photo/1
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Mr Carlson, I’m just a concerned citizen who’s going to film our heated exchange and post it on social media.
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“Let me tell you what jfk’s death has to so with the small size of my water bowl.” https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1417834729777377292/photo/1
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“Welcome to Highly Purrspected, I’m your host Scott Greer. Today we have a special guest, the equally obese and obtuse pedant puppy. Welcome!”
“Define highly respected.”
“How am I a special guest?”
“What’s your relation to the Ford Foundation?”
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Grooming the next V Tech shooter, very cool Penn State.
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I want to travel to fantastical planets, meet new species of alien life, and enslave them.
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Bezos’ Log: Someone continues to forget how to flush the zero g toilet. I suspect the old bitch. I’ve decided to order the twink to jettison her out of the air lock. My clone, Bezos 2, concurs. She’s rowdy however, so it may be an even fight. We’re curious to see what will happen https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1417312607824977928/photo/1
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Sicario: Days of Pronounenero https://t.co/lxrIyztNql
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:
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Your “children” are dogs you silly whore
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@cunnyhugger: @CunnyScap3 @swamp_oracle Happy to see you back and posting my friend, missed you https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1415496287542259714/photo/1
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>leaves Afghanistan
>initiates assassination in Haiti
>initiates revolution in Cuba
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: I did warn you about me ever talking about politics on here again, i told you it wouldn’t be good.
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: contrarian obsessed communists need to get back to lying like Franz Boas, he’s you’re boy or did they forget that?
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: >no purple capes
>no gladius blessed by a priest of Mars
>no tokens of renown
Ours is an empire of sheer ugliness.
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England forced to lock the country’s social media accounts due to racism
Over a soccer game.
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But in all seriousness being raped by a magician is a tragic, awful experience, something I wouldn’t wish on my worst enemies because there’d never be any evidence. It’d all just vanish! In a puff of smoke your semen stained red dress would be green, with polkadots! Just terrible
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Listen to this, in Wisconsin they arrested a magician who had a foot fetish and kept sawing his assistant in half and absconding with the lower part of her.
Talk about taking half measures. https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1415126380338196487/photo/1
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“You’ll never guess what the rapist magician did to conclude his act, he made consent… disappear! POOF!”
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“Have a seat, we want to start a discussion about your job performance”
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: lib politic is merely the practical application of legitimizing their sexual fetishes.
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assassinating presidents who dont vax their citizens is next level lib psychosis
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“Listen here chud I’ve been to college, I read theory, I listen to heckin epic podcasts that are funny AND smart what do you got nazi?! You got nothing.”
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“Six weeks after ftm surgery, I’m such a hunk.” https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1414734750351302659/photo/1
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*somewhere in the Mediterranean sea*
“You were just shoah’d off of twitter, I’m putting together a team to fight back.” https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1413588742410022915/photo/1
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Welcome to the discourse gentlemen https://t.co/PbXlK1wPfG
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: Zoomer War
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our objective was to lose the war in Afghanistan, WE WON VROS
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“Legos, in minecraft, Todd I’m starting to think all these fascists are autistic”
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When the fbi raids my house I can always explain away my Reich flags, but my pristine and detailed lego farm? They’ll know they got their man.
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maxed out my racism so i can astral project to commit hate crimes
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NooOo we can’t leave Afghanistan until we teach them about the joy of abortions!
We burned the poppy fields again aha hman this is just so, bro l, I loove youZz
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@JimmyBoyBack One of em is single Johnny, should have gave her your @
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>see cousins for the first time in years
>they’re all having heaps of kids
>”Titus is there a lucky lady in ur life?”
>I need to impregnate someone
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>fights a twenty year struggle against the world’s most powerful empire and beats them because he hates women
sigma
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“Nah I saw dis in a video game once an I started doin it as a joke or whuteva but it’s actually is an ancient indo aryan ritual.”
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Christapha Chanderini, dats my name tough guy, and dis is my short bus
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“my wife’s pussy hole is THIS big!” https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1409994535346884608/photo/1
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this flag design really hits different if you ever posted on 4chan in the mid aughts…
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“Would you believe, a year ago I was just a shitposter with an elf fetish…” https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1408978257265971203/photo/1
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*laughs in illiterate goat herder* https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1408046800091725828/photo/1
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: CONSIDER THE CONFUCIAN CREDO PATRICE, WHAT IS ORDER BUT FOR A MAN TO BE AS HIMSELF PART OF THE WHOLE OF THE WORLD?!
Maaaan, I just don’t like them Asians dude. I get you, but they smell like fish.
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So this is the certified expert on CRT? Well that explains everything.
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Heyy Titus gotta talk to you about using company printers for these cartoon women… good talk.
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🎶 Unda tha Boardwalk, wid Lindyman’s schlong in Jan’s mouth, Unda tha Boardwalk 🎶
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Boss: We’d love to get you back to the office Titus, tell us what we need to get you to stop working from home?
Me: ohhh i have a few ideas
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nuggies nuggies warm an crunchy
dip em chomp em munchie munchie
hot sauce, ranch sauce, barbecue
eats more nuggies till you puke!
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I bought a newspaper during the pandemic and due to my anxiety I was forced to lay off every journalist, follow them to their apartments and fill their bedrooms with carbon monoxide.
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My old man, he he he found the piss sock and he wasnt having none of it. Joey he said, use your sister like I do.
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We adopt puppies for clout and when you get bored with them, you put them down and write an article about how hard it was for you. We’re journalists, lol. It’s great.
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bluecheck journos crying over all the pets they murdered this last year
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Another monday, woo boy https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1404438006572978182/photo/1
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“I couldn’t possibly remember where I met my best friend and closest confidant haha.”
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“You know Rich, this got me thinking a lot about how we treat Jay...” https://t.co/EUzeaqsXe6
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“You know Rich, this got me thinking a lot about how we treat Jay...”
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princess buttfuck says dont worry fellas https://t.co/5sTJTq9f8S https://t.co/fiYZSTI6XT
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: Nice hairline too, could watch a David Lynch film on that forehead and he wouldn’t get angry at me.
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princess buttfuck says dont worry fellas https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1402800652938534920/photo/1
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You said in the chat you wanted to do a “heckin molesterino” to a twelve year old and then there’s around three pages of you defending Lavrentiy Beria as a misunderstood genius. Care to explain?
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“And I say, what’s a hottie like you doing in a Chuck E Cheese like this?” https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1402772085378846724/photo/1
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Have you read any theory? You know, I like a girl who’s favorite color in the ball pit is red. Aha, because that’s the communism color.
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Mighty kind of you ta say oh cherub of delicate meats and sundries. Welcome ova ta my Plantation anytime you’re in the surrounding constabulary!
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“Why yes I do declare to be an avid huntsmen, Bucks are my sport.”
“So you hunt deer?”
“Never in my life young one!” https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1402329535065042949/photo/1
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What do ya call a vampire who can raise the dead?
Neck Romancers.
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Ye cursed dog, fiendishly planned to break me ole buck for ye damnable pleasures! Ta the sea with ya!
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Yeah I support BLM...
Buck Loves Massa https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1402258263513653255/photo/1
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Listen Chrissy these bucks dont break demselves! https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1402255900614746116/photo/1
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T, I gotta rape tha guy? https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1402255395360493583/photo/1
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Ayyy Hans you call that a spaget?!
Für Nächstes Mal Ohne Italien https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1400870520044797954/photo/1
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While walking along in desert sand, you suddenly look down and see a tortoise crawling toward you. You reach down and flip it over onto its back.
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“Oh so you’re a commie huh? Well not having sex with me is basically eugenics, so you coming to my place or what?”
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leftists aren’t liberals alright doofus! They have a totally different worldview, of psychotically espousing and being acknowledged for having the correct social status.
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@Beer_Enjoyer Taking photos of product to tweet about product is such a feminine trait.
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@SonOfBreezewood I got terrible news for you fren... but everything has been ruined so we can suffer together
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lol, this douchebag https://t.co/S9VrvSMc86
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: “I’m mans man i take selfies of the harsh brown drink that burns my throat and the stuffy tobacco product i cant inhale, its all about taste dude. I’m refined masculinity, i read that on a blog once.”
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Yes, Mr. Wallace has a very impressive rare gigachad collection. He even made some himself.
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Hey remember when we saved american democracy like a year ago? You’ll never guess what’s about to be destroyed again. https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1400082585477320709/photo/1
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.. ... / .- -. -.-- --- -. . / --- ..- - / - .... . .-. .
-.-- . ...
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NOOOO WERE SPENDING TOO MUCH MONEY IT SHOULD GO TO ISRAEL
NOOOO WERE SPENDING TOO MUCH MONEY IT SHOULD GO TO POC TRANSKIDS
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I mean this is already the most evil country to ever exist, why not go all the way?
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That’s it, no more parasocial relationships for me! Now let me tell you all about the love of my life, my waifu. https://t.co/QOQu9eC00i
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: Adam, explain for the folks at home what a waifu is.
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That’s it, no more parasocial relationships for me! Now let me tell you all about the love of my life, my waifu.
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>guy who lost a war to shepherds using fifty year old guns
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>when you have a crush on your sister
>when your sister is an 8 foot tall vampire mommy and youre not technically related
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No, really this show is cool. But do they ever find out who the doctor is?
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@J4ck0ffPlan3 >tfw you’ll never get to see TRL’s original seven hour cut
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crypto currency... look just don’t ask it if the good guys won the second world war okay?
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My friends laughed at me when I misheard their conversation and invested thousands of dollars into Cryptids. They’re not laughing now.
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Just leaving this here for all you shitcoiners, stay alive out there fellas.
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@chernayakoshka “did you like my heckin scripterino nice friend?”
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“Huh? Of course I like you anon.”
“Oh, you meant... well look, I’m uh flattered.”
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Our president drives a car ahaha he’s driiiiiiiiiiiivin, haha FANTASTIC look how fast he goes! HAHAHA!
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“Anon I had to google something and your computer was on... we need to talk.”
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“Yessss have the Earthlings worship at the alter of Mu’ab Gibe. Then our conquest may begin.”
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Looks like the third Intifada has begun, I just have one question. Do you need to watch Intifada 1 and 2 to get the plot?
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Never been jealous of a foot stool before, brand new territory for me https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1392126620308213760/photo/1
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Yes, the more swole you get Jay, the fatter and grosser Mike becomes. It’s an old Gypsy curse. Have fun!
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“Your sisters have all cleaned their rooms, what’s wrong with you!?”
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Folks, here’s the deal...
i̸̥̚ ̵̳̰͑̒ā̵̡̙̱ͅm̸̢̢̯̣̏͌ ̸̯̘̇ţ̴͇̃r̸̟̾̂̀ä̶̫̗̘́̀p̷̟̍̒̐̽p̴̺̞̰̈̎ê̸̪͙̼̯͌́́d̷̡̳̺͗̚ ̷̨̲͚̇̉̆̇i̶̘̬̐̾͐̇ǹ̶̬̤̔̆̕ ̴̢̗̬̤̒̃t̷̥́͆̄ḧ̸̼́̽̉̈́ē̵̢̙̲ ̴͎̓̍̀͗p̴̣̃̾͑͠h̶̡͖͚̰̉͗a̵̫̭͇̐̾ṋ̴̥̹̿̀́̃t̷͎̘͐̄̈́o̷̬̊m̴̘͓̌͘͜ ̶̨̲̮̀z̶̯̃̚o̸̢̠̰͊̓͠n̴̩̱͈̅̍ẻ̶͇̤̜̋
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Joker you fiend, did you turn yourself black so I can’t beat you up without riots happening?
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Citizen 301489, unfortunately your local Amazon fulfillment center, CENTER 27A34, does not carry Landshark Beer. We hope you enjoy this tasty twelve pack of Soylent Mint inste-
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You know... no you know what... just not a good tweet on my part. Sorry Slade
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five minutes on twitter, twenty hours on skyrim. that’s how me week is going
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“Mister Kaczynski, I just wanna talk.” https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1389249304141963265/photo/1
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I was looking for Chuck, has he sold this place? https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1389221745761079296/photo/1
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NO SONA MINE GONNA WEAR KNEE SOCKS AN TRY AN TOBBLE THA LAST VESTIGES OF BAATHISM
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“Audiences love twist endings, so in our picture the mafia don turns out to be an Asian.”
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“And in the final shot we fade to black. It’s a unique style of ending the picture and leaves the audience with a strong sense of ambivalence.”
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@HumbleNHandsome @isawdrive “He’s a bit cringe and blue pailed if ya ask me.”
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“She said she was into skater boys and I was like, well... fuck it.”
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“OooOoooo Hamlet you should kill your uncle, he murdered meeeEeee”
“Thank you father, I will.”
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Mr Grady, you uh filmed your wife and daughters for a tik tok video parody celebrating your Pfizer vaccines. I recognize ya.
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The Emperor of Mankind, guarded by the Sisters of Silence, sits on his golden throne
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Look, the- here’s the deal folks. They call it instant popcorn, but you gotta- you put the bag in the microwave for a minute for the popcorn. Folks, my old man said to me, Joey words matter. And that’s true, we, look- we gotta change, as a country.
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Well sure he’s a revolutionary marxist, I mean he’s on patreon and all those rolling stone podcasts. I mean can you even call yourself a dissident if you’re not making at least 500k a year? In this economy?
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“Yeah well they said we can’t be seated unless I’m wearing something on my face... thanks hun.”
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What the fuck is this shit??? https://t.co/DWQo9N6Yal
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: Meet the new op, same as the old op
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Lady Thecla attempting to seduce Severian, the torturer’s apprentice
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The plan worked out perfectly Nightmare Cat, they bought every line. I got into the state asylum. Now who’s my target?
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What’s so funny... about the name... Negro Fellonius??? https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1387129117389336578/photo/1
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Wow things are bad huh? And only gonna get worse? Bummer, oh well.
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Mr. Grady, you were the janny here. I recognize ya. You, uh, banned your wife and daughters for Sneedposting. You did it for free.
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You think you got me cornered big britches? Wanna sic your gang of hard lipped goons to put the squeeze on my snoop operation? I wouldn’t bet a wooden nickel against you getting away with it Mayor, but the jig is up. I got you on tape colluding with the Deep Ones off Navy pier!
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Garson, another bottle of champagne. Whichever has the most calories.
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Well I’ve played Total War Rome 1 and 2, Warhammer 1 and 2, Shogun 2, Medieval 2 and Napoleon and I’ve come to the realization that maintaining healthy food production is just as important as all those cool battles.
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Alright gang, calling it a week. Cya Monday, and enjoy the weekend!
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Dated a female cop but we broke up after she wrote me a ticket for accidentally discharging my “weapon” in her. On the plus side she said I would make for a great woman cop, my aim was terrible.
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Michel Foucault being canceled for being a pedo is like that old German folktale, the Boy who Cried French Philosopher.
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“HARVEY THE ACCIDENT HAS WARPED YOUR SENSE OF JUSTICE”
“No Batman, I just read fbi crime statistics while in triage. And it’s no longer Harvey... it’s Two Race.”
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Cant believe you can’t suck dick in a park in Russia, wtf sick country!!!
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Weird how she built a moat on the border, wonder where she got that idea from 🤔
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Ancient Grecians being evicted from Atlantis after Thebes violation of the Astral Treaty (4000 BC)
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CEO Dr. Acula has made assurances this will work, and I believe him.
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I’ve seen the greatest minds of my generation destroyed by vtuber piss simulators
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Anyone know this artist’s @ ??? I need to follow this person, proper gutpunch style
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Hey Mars cat, is there racism on your planet?
No hu-man... we’ve eliminated the problem.
Racists?
Hahaha ha, not exactly.
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me getting reports of the newest active shooter and asking what race he was.
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According to the Law of Common Dignity (ratified 1957) if a presidential pet has to be put down, the owner of the twitter account that pretends to be that pet gets lethal injection.
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The Primarch Fulgrim testing the Emperor Children’s first noise rifle on two loyalist marines.
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I’m sorry to differ with you sir... but you, are Lindy. You’ve always been Lindy. https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1376912179518128128/photo/1
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The dildo ship is fucking the world market instead of your bussy
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>mfw built my first pc this weekend
>mfw nothing works when i turn it on
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That British Shorthair meme? I’m mutuals with the guy who started that.
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“Me no riekly lacism mista biden” that’s that what the head chinaman said to me on the zoom, calling- he was- and we spoke. And that’s a fair point Jack. Me no riekly either.
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“Elmo wants to know why you keep assaulting elderly muppets when they’re walking home from the store”
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Time for another week on twitter https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1373976668759539716/photo/1
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Argentinian whose grandfather emigrated there in ‘45 journeys home
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Executed for being gay, stop this madness!!! #endhate #loveislove
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>what idf troops feel like when they’re patrolling the west bank
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We chose option C... guess what it stands for
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“Ladies and Gentlemen, the American president wanted to debate me but wound up lost in a field.”
“Listen Jack, I got the hayfever real bad. And and and I look- I can’t find the car.”
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OoOooOoooOoo GigaChaaaaad The ClooOoock Of Liiiiife Strikes Twelve!
Away sexy ghost maiden! I must consecrate on taking this poo!
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Due to today’s celebrations, Tomato-town has been renamed Potato-town.
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Jack, here’s the deal. The ritual- it, failed big time. I’m phasing in an out of our reality Jack, anyone. Help.
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Wow, love the news I’m waking up to. Think I’ll just go back to bed.
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My neighbor’s cat is sending threatening messages in my dreams again
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“Good news Wojak, your cat can now speak to you telepathically.”
“Did you say something doctor?”
“Hmm? What? Nope.”
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Dudes be like, “first day at the coding factory, better suit up.”
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“We sure can’t wait for Joe Biden’s cat. Yes. Break the internet.”
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“Prince Charles asked if I wanted a sip of adrenochrome, but it was just cherry kool aid.”
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They kept asking if I, as an American, clap every time Big Ben does the “chimbey wimbey noise shouty yell.”
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When I first met the queen, she got really close and screamed “uwotm8”. Everyone burst out laughing, the royal family then started yelling “uwotm8” at me in unison. I started crying uncontrollably. https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1369639604559691776/photo/1
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“Oi, dis kweenie is bangin outta orda m8, disspectin day roight noobiam princess, ‘ates tha monarky I do.”
“Youse havin a lauff at tha trone cunt? Yankee wanker bugger off ya git or git youself sorted out propa cunt.”
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Folks, here’s the deal. We got the super soldier syrup- all mixed up. Not a joke- I uh- was delivered to the National Librarian Caucus instead of the Marines. So, look. The skirts are running the show now.
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Bluecheck: tweets anything
Me: https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1368934514379079683/photo/1
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Read it 4 times.
Loved it ALL.
Doujin was everything I wanted it to be.
For the folks who say I cry over hentai because I’m hornt?
I haven’t fapped in a week.
Stop blaming the erection.
I’m just a hard boy.
Anyway...
Goodbye, Kinjo Yuuwaku Musuko.
We’ll say hello again.
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going to the gf auction, you want anything? https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1367478737944666116/photo/1
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“Anyways, good talking to you bro.”
“Likewise Anon, to think we once missed social media when we can just spend hours talking about anime girls over the phone.”
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respawning mutuals waking up to see their new accounts gone, immediately driving to walmart to buy a dozen trac phones, laughing maniacally while cursing Jack’s bloodline
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All I wanted was an elf wife and a few kids and I even settled for a 2k check and you won’t even give me that.
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You come to me, on the day of my left nipple piercing, and you ask for a raise. https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1366742236122210304/photo/1
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Why am I still here? Just to see everyone else lose their accounts?
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Would love for this shit to be anything other than geriatrics tripping over themselves.
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“On my way to get my nipples pierced and cover up the death of your grandma.”
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With all these Asians getting murdered by blacks, guess the race war is more of a rice war.
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@MinModulation This tweet is four years old, and I remember when you first tweeted it.
Oh fuck. https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1365423087479648256/photo/1
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“I don’t evan know why you like tha scumbag, dude gassed his own people, like fauckin Hitler.”
“You keep repeatin that cockamamie NATO propaganda Chrissy, an I’ll give you a humanitarian crisis of your own capise?!”
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You bombed the Syrians without tellin me Joe?
Who the fuck is this?
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>when the epic girlboss doesn’t get to press the big red button that kills people
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Ḇ̴͉̖͓̒̊́̈́L̵̤̂́͗̋͝Ó̶̜̻̝͇͑̊̈́͘Ŏ̵͍̱̰͆̆̋͝D̵͔̦̙̖̘̄̅̋ ̸͕̲͌F̴͖̋̄͂̋̆Ö̸̤͈͇̹́̂̄̊R̷͓̥̤͛̓̚͠ B̵̥̟̜̋̑̌͝L̸̡̥͖̗̓͊͗͝ͅO̷̫͍͎͌̆̂Ó̷͍́͗̈́͝Ḋ̶̻̠̼͆́ https://t.co/Byy4AtmZjK
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: mfw i’m asked if electoral politics is a viable strategy
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Ḇ̴͉̖͓̒̊́̈́L̵̤̂́͗̋͝Ó̶̜̻̝͇͑̊̈́͘Ŏ̵͍̱̰͆̆̋͝D̵͔̦̙̖̘̄̅̋ ̸͕̲͌F̴͖̋̄͂̋̆Ö̸̤͈͇̹́̂̄̊R̷͓̥̤͛̓̚͠ B̵̥̟̜̋̑̌͝L̸̡̥͖̗̓͊͗͝ͅO̷̫͍͎͌̆̂Ó̷͍́͗̈́͝Ḋ̶̻̠̼͆́
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No Jack it’s great I just walk into a room and point to a place on the big map and they bomb it. Yeah, first few airstrikes hit Kansas but you didn’t hear that from me. https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1365099400784207873/photo/1
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Biden won’t survive the year, stupid demented bitch lmao bye bye 👋
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Been drinking chamomile tea before bed and i’ve been sleeping heavier and dreaming far more vividly.
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Anon you’re a very good poster, I read all your tweets and bookmarked a bunch.
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The painting of Dorian Gay https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1364980533881675781/photo/1
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“You need to remove all your organs and put them in jars. Also you should bury your slaves with you and be sure to bring honey, it’s the currency in the afterlife.”
“Hold on, let me write this all down.”
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“Folks, here’s the deal. Bought this painting of Dorian Grey, by god- handsome fella, and let me tell ya folks- type of guy the dame’s would call a real slick pony.”
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Laid in bed for two whole days thinking about goth Asuka and now you get to feel irrationally despondent over her too.
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I saw the tunnel an the white light. I saw my fautha in hell. An Lucas said I’d be back.
What Lucas?
SpaceGiko. Hell is Lucas Room and you have to watch him play Final Fantasy XIV every night.
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Dr. Melfi, heh, more like Dr. Milfy am I right fellas? Fellas??? https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1364716373893652481/photo/1
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“You know they only worship us because we catch infected mice.”
I can change the seasons on a whim
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Just one more thing I couldnt possibly give less of a shit about
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When I said I would listen to the scientists as president, I meant it.
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In his first hundred days he said the nword. Promises made, promises kept. https://t.co/ck7RIGJFS6
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: “Oh? Me? I’m just sitting here, waiting for your apology, you fucking troglodytes.”
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In his first hundred days he said the nword. Promises made, promises kept.
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“That’s right Imperial Citizen, all you have to do is forsake your corpse god and she’s all yours” https://t.co/wTWd5biefc
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: In the end... totally worth it!!!
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“That’s right Imperial Citizen, all you have to do is forsake your corpse god and she’s all yours”
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That Cruella movie is going to make billions in the Chinese market, but only if they include that twenty minute scene of her brutally skinning those hundred and one dogs https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1362422390765019136/photo/1
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: Youtube clip: Iron Man builds his suit
Top Youtube comment: I love that scene when Tony builds his suit
six hundred likes, four hundred replies
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Did the eggheads say to themselves, “hey lets create a website for communist child predators, but what to call it? Oh I know, DISCORD!” https://t.co/Sg2ZgOOJJ6
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: Its the Roman goddess of strife... god you’re fuckin dumb.
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Gay conversion therapy, also known as having a heartfelt conversation about your body on discord dot com. https://t.co/8lsI3n1gfu
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: Did the eggheads say to themselves, “hey lets create a website for communist child predators, but what to call it? Oh I know, DISCORD!”
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Gay conversion therapy, also known as having a heartfelt conversation about your body on discord dot com.
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You know the horrid monoculture is here when all i have to tweet about is another fucking disney soft reboot https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1362078320230338566/photo/1
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Told my wife I want to be a dairy farmer and laughed when she asked if I’ll be buying a farm and cows.
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north eastern bros watching texas become a failed state due to an inch of snow
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>dont mess with texas
>we’re a republic not a state
>how bout dem cowboys
>yee haw
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>in the new capeshit trailer, joker says “we live in a society” bit
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There’s an Oblivion NPC behind me, whatever you do don’t interact with it.
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“That’s right Batman, I’m trans now. If you punch me, that’s a hate crime.”
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Titus, at bits’ end
@hereliesthighs
Alright fellas, time to enjoy the weekend. Cya monday (for real this time)
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Titus, at bits’ end
@hereliesthighs
Gonna watch mst3k’s Space Mutiny and call it a night. See you next week gang!
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Titus, at bits’ end
@hereliesthighs
@hereliesthighs: And I appreciate the grimness of her surname, wonder if this she-ghoul does as well.
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Samantha Hyde
@FederalAgentGF
Tell me the truth why establish politicians wanna fuck up Iran so much? Is it a Russian proxy thing?
Titus, at bits’ end
@hereliesthighs
J*wish war on Aryans part XXXVIII
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Titus, at bits’ end
@hereliesthighs
Why does every breadtube commie look like a villain from the Hannibal?
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Titus, at bits’ end
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Who’s going to be the first Hololive girl to sing Erika and why is it going to be Pekora?
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Titus, at bits’ end
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my phone auto corrected dentist to dem titties, how I wish that was the case!
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Titus, at bits’ end
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It’s all a humiliation ritual man, one giant two thousand dollar check floating in outer space.
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Titus, at bits’ end
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>when you have to hide in a bathroom during a riot
>when you don’t have to flush because you can just blame the giant poo poo on the rioters
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Titus, at bits’ end
@hereliesthighs
How about another weird noise Murray? https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1356233465314881536/photo/1
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Titus, at bits’ end
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Alright gang, great job this week. Enjoy the weekend! https://twitter.com/hereliesthighs/status/1355296891345506306/photo/1
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Titus, at bits’ end
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“Dogcoin? Yeah I came up with that bit. Reddit freaks love dogs, and I mean in a sex way.”
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