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Didn’t realise there were so many Pepes and Soyjaks hiding in the Twitter GIF library.
To whoever added these, we salute you for your service!
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Reminder that it’s your moral imperative to earn money by working as little as possible.
Imagine who you could become and what you could achieve if you have cash flow AND full control over every minute of your day.
This should be your goal. And it’s very achievable.
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“That gorilla must be what? 400 pounds? Jesus those things will tear you to shreds.”
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I often think about this atheist edgelord from Reddit.
He dresssed up as Jesus Christ for fictional character day and became a depressed coomer watching atheist videos all day.
Then he converted to Christianity, and is now living a happy life married with a beautiful daughter.
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Tweet a random photo from your phone with no explanation
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The first result for Gigachad in Google Images is 'women don't find Gigachad attractive'
76 women were interviewed.
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@SaaSWiz Explaining to my wife that I need her to send me some more money because I got rugged on Pulsechain shitcoins
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The fact that this video went viral and there are people who have taken this exact screenshot is hilarious
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“Can I get a sauce?”
“Name of the girl?”
“Link? I need it for science purposes.”
“Does anyone have the full video?”
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If you’re ancestors aren’t from here are you really white?
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Do based subreddits still exist?
I remember coming across ones like ChadRight, FrenWorld and many more 5 years ago.
They were fun before they were banned by trannies from AgainstHateSubreddit
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“We need a middle-aged man as a lead. Has to be a total fucking loser, either recently divorced or has never had sex by the age of 40. Oh yeah, he can’t dress well either. The audience will be mostly laughing at his misfortune.”
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You need to lie about having a job. You need to be sitting around all day doing nothing.
You need to pretend to be exhausted and relax while your wife cooks, cleans and cares for the baby.
You need to be Patrickmaxxing.
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Physiognomy never lies.
Never trusted or liked this soyboy when I found him in 2015. Fast forward, and he's normalising eating bugs.
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@NEETWorldOrder @RuckSurfer "BowTiedNeet here! Can I get a copy of those PDFs? Need some more WiFi money to make it to Degen Island together in 2035!"
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Almost two years later, nothing has changed. https://t.co/0C9fOUE7Lc https://t.co/u0tLYsfCNf
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Almost two years later, nothing has changed.
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Going to LARP and get a job as an AI consultant demanding 6-figures.
Wish me luck 🥂
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"Corporate Memphis is a term used to describe a flat, geometric art style, widely associated with Big Tech illustrations in the late 2010s and early 2020s."
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Imagine chasing ‘clout’.
Imagine thinking that having trashy women surrounding you is a flex.
But most importantly, imagine the smell.
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My prediction: we crab for the rest of the year.
Maybe BTC has a short-lived rally. Or maybe it falls off a cliff and slowly climbs it’s way back up.
For the most part, the market is going to get boring. Bull market resumes in 2024.
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Banjo Kazooie still holds up as one of the best platformers on the Nintendo 64.
Was an absolute joy to re-play, highly recommend.
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@endlessbonerz MFW the rags-to-riches billionaire owns the wealthy family now gone broke long-dick style:
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Nobody fell off as hard as this nigga https://t.co/yq02b1xodn
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Actually I take that back:
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Someone I know is picking up his ‘wife’ after she travelled internationally, solo.
Who wants to tell him?
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I’d like to thank the New York Times for this format.
Both myself and my mutuals will find this quite useful!
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"Hey guys, weekly stand-up. Turn your cameras on, want to see everyone's smiling face."
"Hmm, can't seem to get mine working. Let me re-join."
"..."
"Something's wrong, it's not working for me."
"Alright then, let's just continue." https://t.co/0fygWJ6VgV
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: "Are you free?"
"..."
"Need you to do something urgent for me."
"..."
"You there?"
"Sorry about that. Internet was playing up. Do you still need help?"
"Got it sorted."
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"Did you see the email about the new 'return to office' plan? It comes into effect next week. You must come in at least three days a week."
"I did. It's just not going to work for me."
"Oh. Why not?"
"I need to pick up my younger siblings from school every day." https://t.co/WP3Etv1hPT
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: "Hey guys, weekly stand-up. Turn your cameras on, want to see everyone's smiling face."
"Hmm, can't seem to get mine working. Let me re-join."
"..."
"Something's wrong, it's not working for me."
"Alright then, let's just continue."
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"We're having a team lunch tomorrow."
"Really sorry but I can't make it. You know me, I have to take care of my elderly grandmother. Send my regards to the team, I'll catch you guys soon enough!" https://t.co/oYlD3lW6Iy
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: "Did you see the email about the new 'return to office' plan? It comes into effect next week. You must come in at least three days a week."
"I did. It's just not going to work for me."
"Oh. Why not?"
"I need to pick up my younger siblings from school every day."
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"Doesn't it get lonely working from home? Would be great to see you in the office."
"Haven't felt lonely once, actually."
"I've noticed I'm more productive when I'm in the office."
"Glad that works for you. I've noticed the complete opposite." https://t.co/8oGtZigFn9
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: "We're having a team lunch tomorrow."
"Really sorry but I can't make it. You know me, I have to take care of my elderly grandmother. Send my regards to the team, I'll catch you guys soon enough!"
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"Doesn't it get lonely working from home? Would be great to see you in the office."
"Haven't felt lonely once, actually."
"I've noticed I'm more productive when I'm in the office."
"Glad that works for you. I've noticed the complete opposite."
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@CopiummT "Noooooooooooooo! You can't plant 130 plants! You have to drink from a paper straw and eat bugs!"
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Reminder that Australian Aboriginals needed a music video to remind them not to sniff petrol to get high https://t.co/Epcr4aTisJ
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: BWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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If you go to a masculinity conference, just know the speakers are wildly insecure and broken men.
They’ve either likely gone bitter from having their wife cheat on them or are openly getting cucked. No in-between.
Putting the ‘con’ in 21 convention
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Torn on this one.
On one hand, if the kid survives the pregnancy, there’s a very high chance the kid will be autistic. And won’t grow up with a father.
On the other hand, women are coping and seething hard. Decisions…
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You don't see people's faces turn red and steam blow out of their ears anymore
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When I get asked what my hobbies are, I tell them I contribute to public goods.
By that, I mean upscaling pictures of Pepe the frog:
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I made this surgeon wojak a few weeks back but never used it because the meme felt too forced. Feel free to screenshot
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Reminder that Australian Aboriginals needed a music video to remind them not to sniff petrol to get high https://twitter.com/NEETOCRACY/status/1664099182645477376/video/1
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People pay $6,500/m for a studio apartment in NYC.
Meanwhile, I pay $2,198/m for this island.
Remote work has completely changed what's possible.
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@bizlet7 Don’t care. Going to keep working from home for as long as I can.
I will NEVER return to the office.
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This is what it feels like to sell before the bull run. He only made $100K when he could have made millions
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The best part about being a frogposter is that another frogposter has done all the work for you.
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They want you to put your seed absolutely anywhere except where it will create a baby. https://t.co/CCSo29565M
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@DezeretW (((they)))
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Viral tweets always have sex toys promotions below them.
If they weren’t effective, you wouldn’t see them.
The fact that they’re so prominent means the average Twitter user who likes viral tweets is a braindead coomer
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The most common questions I get asked in my DMs:
"What job do you work?"
"How did you get the job?"
"How can I get a 6-figure remote job?"
I've been meaning to write an article about these for a while, but here's the answer.
It's really not that exciting, but:
SEO Coordinator
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I am currently being paid to work from home.
In reality, I've spent all morning playing Banjo Kazooie on Project64 using a N64 USB controller.
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Imagine selling out and making $20 to promote a sex toy.
You can’t put a price on sending a reply like this
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Seeing my mutuals fall for the retarded big-titted TikTok bitch that’s an obvious funnel to her OnlyFans
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These calculations don’t even factor in that people pay exorbitant amounts of money to live closer to work.
Remote work should be non-negotiable. Not only will you cut down massively on costs, you can also get away with doing criminally low amounts of work.
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@PeytonElroy “I’m dying of pneumonia.”
“Sorry grandad, catching a cold isn’t real. ”
“Please call me a doctor. I beg you.” *coughs violently*
“Have you tried eating more produce and strengthening your aura? Just think your way out of it”
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You can earn $1M a year and still be poor in my eyes.
True wealth comes from having sovereignty over yourself and ample amounts of free time to live.
If you can’t sleep in, take a day off or miss a meeting, are you really rich? Are you really free?
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I miss when your devices weren't automatically updating in the background every other week.
The fact that you have to run a command prompt just to restart without updates is bullshit.
I'll never forgive Microsoft and Apple for doing this.
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@SeaDogFrog Some suggestions:
- light blue shirt
- iron your shirt (must)
- pocket square
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Stop scrolling.
When’s the last time you cleaned your phone screen?
Grab a wipe, spend a minute cleaning it.
You may resume scrolling
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When Tornado Cash governance was attacked, I watched from the sidelines waiting for a reversal. Got in and out with a nice profit.
Never catch the falling knife. But it can be incredibly easy to flip crypto for an easy 30-50% profit immediately after bad news or a hack
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I’m not an advocate of Universal Basic Income or welfare. You shouldn’t get money to sit around and do nothing.
At the bare minimum, you should be able to finesse a corporation to pay you a full-time wage while you post racial slurs on Twitter all day.
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This is the least accurate description for any subreddit.
The average poster is too afraid to say retard so they say ‘regard’. They also say ‘inverse themselves’ instead of ‘kill themselves’
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I’ve kept in touch with a few wagie friends from every industry.
Regardless of the job or the industry, it seems all of them hate their jobs.
The most abusive and soul-crushing workplaces seem to be charities and non-for-profits.
Anyway. Back to working from home.
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Wonder where all those low-budget clones of Tate with 'high-ticket' sales in their bio come from?
Just know they paid up to $10,000 USD for sales training and mentorship. Usually in instalments. They have to re-locate at their own expense. https://t.co/eaZ7XbpszF
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Wonder why they never disclose what 'high-ticket' items they're actually selling?
It's because the sales course itself is the high-ticket product. It's a blatant pyramid scheme.
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Wonder where all those low-budget clones of Tate with 'high-ticket' sales in their bio come from?
Just know they paid up to $10,000 USD for sales training and mentorship. Usually in instalments. They have to re-locate at their own expense.
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You can make a living playing video games, livestreaming on Twitch and doing podcasts.
There is an audience of kids, teenagers and sad, pathetic adults that will watch this content religiously.
YouTube will pay you crumbs. Brands will pay you more to endorse their product.
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You need to go down more rabbit holes. You'll never know what you find.
I just discovered this lump of soy. This manchild owns hundreds of plush toys, figurines, clothes and other kinds of merchandise.
All of the Pokemon Gengar.
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When the user called Bronze Age Pervert posts something perverted https://twitter.com/NEETOCRACY/status/1660994141231390720/video/1
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I can't recall reading a single tweet over 280 characters that was good. Paying for an extended character limit is an even bigger L.
Tweets should be rapid-fire, like machine guns. For everything else, there's Substack.
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It's been a week since @corpfessions has gone live.
Highlights include:
- exploiting your gambling addicted boss
- taking 'mental health' leave for Jordan Neely's death
- poisoning woke co-workers with expired cookie dough
- having drunk sex with the old lady in the office
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Tick, tock. Time marches on mercilessly.
How much money do you need to feel 'financially secure'?
How long are you waiting to actually start living your life?
How long will you trade 5 days of servitude for 2 days of freedom?
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“Study hard in school, get good grades, get a degree, land a nice corporate job where you climb your way to the top, take out a mortgage, invest in the S&P500, regularly contribute to your retirement savings”
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I don’t tweet about crypto often.
But i just saved one of my followers from @_WOO_X, aka FTX v2
I don’t know when it’ll collapse or how big the bubble will be when it bursts, but I don’t trust Woo or the influencers who back it
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If you have an hour to spare, Sex House (2012) is one of the funniest satires of reality TV I've ever seen.
It truly is the Magnum Opus of The Onion, and has only gotten better with age. Best of all, you can watch it on YouTube for free.
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At this point, just assume everyone online is trying to grift you.
Crypto Twitter? Undisclosed paid endorsements. Or referral link to an exchange that rugs you.
Money Twitter? Overpriced Gumroad course.
Pretty girl? Funnel to OnlyFans.
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"Make sure you wage extra hard for Mr. Shekelstein! Don't go falling in love and getting distracted, there's too much to lose. You should be loyal to a company that has the power to fire you overnight!" https://t.co/DpOW214lBt https://t.co/WW3oOzs1bq
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"Make sure you wage extra hard for Mr. Shekelstein! Don't go falling in love and getting distracted, there's too much to lose. You should be loyal to a company that has the power to fire you overnight!"
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One of the most difficult redpills to swallow is that you're probably spending too much time online.
Touching grass is excellent advice.
Log off. Read. Write. Run. Lift. Meditate.
All of these activities will yield better results than mindlessly scrolling through Twitter.
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Stop living vicariously through Twitter personalities.
There's nothing heroic about sending large, non-refundable amounts of money to a stranger so he can gamble it.
Why not just take the risk yourself?
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Solwave goes hard https://twitter.com/NEETOCRACY/status/1659769576870264833/video/1
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W*men in the Bronze Age couldn’t vote, hold political office, own land or inherit.
Anyone LARPing as a Bronze Age female is either a fed or a low-effort troll
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Question for my non-Aussie followers:
Do you feel the Chinese taking over your city or country?
Do they make up a third of your college/university demographic?
Are they buying properties in expensive areas with seemingly infinite money?
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No respect for anyone who wastes time at work by going to the bathroom.
You’re literally in a cubicle or room meant for pissing and shitting, and you think 5 minutes spent on your phone is a win?
Even the cleanest office bathrooms suck. Just avoid work at home.
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>take nap before meeting
>do 10 minutes of prep work
>30 minute meeting
>take nap after meeting
My job pays me as little as they possibly can so they can boost their shareholder profits.
So I ensure to do as little work as possible.
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Bowser. Mogging my competition in Mario Kart 64 battle mode by ramming into them
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"You're just a lazy NEET. You've never done an honest day of work"
Explain this then:
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Can't wait for winter.
Have already booked a cabin in the woods. Collect and chop firewood during the day. Hot cocao before bed. Fall asleep by the crackling fire.
Not a cellphone in sight. Just living in the moment.
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*voicemail from parents, begging to re-enter their lives*
"Probably nothing."
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Remember who you're taking advice from.
Remember the time BowTiedBull threw a wad of cash at their parents and then proceeded to cut off all contact with them, permanently removing them from their life?
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Overheard a wagie complaining today.
She couldn't afford to pay rent so she had to move back in with her family.
She's upset that she now commutes 2 hours a day for work, spending most of what she earns on fuel, tolls and parking.
Most wagies seal their own fate.
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One of the richest (((men))) I knew used to have a disabled sticker on his Ferrari because he had “back pain”.
They laugh at you for following the rules.
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There is profound wisdom held in oversized 4chan images.
Most zoomers won't have the attention span to read more than one line of these, unless there's a slowed down or sped up song in the background
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AND THE RESULTS ARE IN... https://twitter.com/NEETOCRACY/status/1658733306681376770/video/1
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I waited fifteen minutes for my kebab and it was cold. The Middle East has fallen.
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Reject modernity. There are too many low-quality mobile games that force you to watch ads every minute.
You can't even disable WiFi anymore, they will lock you out of the game without an internet connection.
Embrace tradition. Play nostalgic 2000s flash games. https://t.co/E4neSKRNQP
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Certified hood classics:
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Reject modernity. There are too many low-quality mobile games that force you to watch ads every minute.
You can't even disable WiFi anymore, they will lock you out of the game without an internet connection.
Embrace tradition. Play nostalgic 2000s flash games.
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I’ve always sought after the least amount of work.
In high school, I remember deliberately corrupting an assignment I had so I could get an extension.
In order to escape the 9-5, you need to rekindle this childhood sense of play and mischief.
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He's has been dying from the same heart attack for the last twenty years. https://t.co/n3RmkatfeU https://t.co/lbgSC7tRS5
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He's has been dying from the same heart attack for the last twenty years.
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In north america the schorars say americans don’t put spices on their chicken.
One day brave internet rady shows up and uses fresh onion and garlic in video. Race war begins the next day
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Attention youngsters: Brute is deep in conflict. He needs your help at the blackjack table, but to do this he needs a loan of $1.9M.
To help him, send money to the Ethereum address below. Help Brute on his heroic journey to secure the bag and claim a Victory Royale!
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The best part about following this account?
I have nothing to sell you, and nothing but my truth to share.
I've been at 'work' for 3 hours today, and all I've done is play Newgrounds flash games.
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“NOOOOOO! You can’t just take my money. I worked hard for that 5K loan, you said you’d pay it back in one week!”
“This struggle is good for you kid. Overcome your your attachment to money. Conflict builds character.”
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@SCHIZO_FREQ If anyone can find the full version, that would be great https://twitter.com/NEETOCRACY/status/1657532856447688704/video/1
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@SaaSWiz Forgetting the most vital part of any business: the appointment setter
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Average BowTied Brainlet https://t.co/Iys2HpURe0 https://t.co/cMjlTmiVco
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Average BowTied Brainlet
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None of you better be watching porn.
Imagine frying your dopamine receptors over pixels.
Imagine programming yourself to be a cuck.
Imagine getting pleasure from watching another man fuck a woman.
Couldn’t be me!
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Has anyone else been making some serious cheddar lately?
It almost feels too easy, which means it’s time to take profits.
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@armandionaire I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
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I’ve never liked Elon. He is not ourguy. He never was and never will be ourguy.
He gave us a false hope. A fleeting glimpse of a better future. A taste of ‘free speech’, only to pull the rug. https://t.co/RPIvvx9PcX
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None of these were funny, by the way
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I’ve never liked Elon. He is not ourguy. He never was and never will be ourguy.
He gave us a false hope. A fleeting glimpse of a better future. A taste of ‘free speech’, only to pull the rug.
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The working population despises NEETs because they secretly want to be NEETs.
They're limited to the 4HL and have to spend the weekends catching up on chores and preparing for the week ahead.
The NEET is free from such burdens, embarking on epic quests on Monday afternoons.
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As a NEET, it's important not to destroy your dopamine receptors.
If you spend your entire day indoors behind a computer screen, your brain will still be fried like the average wagie.
At a minimum, make sure you go for regular walks, preferably in nature, and read printed books
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What is the best flash game ever created, and why is it Skrillex Quest (2012)?
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You will learn more about female psychology by watching Mean Girls than you will from any redpill dating guru on Twitter
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The high net-worth memes page selling a course or paid group on social media growth is the most low net-worth thing you could do
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Giving normies access to AI was a mistake.
You can have the clearest, most self-explanatory tweet ever written.
Yet several people will tag this bot to explain the joke to them. All for residual amounts of dopamine.
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Don’t watch The Good Doctor.
He’s meant to be autistic, but spaghetti hasn’t fallen out of his pocket once in five seasons.
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A common trap to avoid if you're a NEET: idle hands.
It's easy to become lazy, and complacent with so much free time on your hands. Whether you like it or not, time will always be occupied.
Put your time to good use. Example: I just created this Tuxedo Pepe smoking a pipe.
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NEET Pro Tip:
You can connect a PS3/PS4 controller to your laptop or PC using either Bluetooth or USB.
Now download a PlayStation emulator of your choice.
Congratulations, you can now re-live nostalgic moments from your childhood.
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@NEETOCRACY Can you provide some examples please?
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@Egoistic_Roark Here's one I used moments ago. It saved me a minute:
print(" NIGGER" * 100)
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@PudinaSoda You retweet memes about being a 'burned out fucking disappointment'.
Learn how to take a joke.
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One of the most common questions I get asked in replies?
“What does NEET mean?”
Lurk more. I’m not telling you.
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Imagine taking advice from an account ran by an Indian. Couldn’t be me!
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@NEETOCRACY: The NEET mindset is desirable in either situations.
Women will always respect you more for putting your foot down and refusing to be a wage slave.
The best thing you can do to get women is to simply stop caring so much about your job.
(I typed this thread at work)
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@NEETOCRACY: Wagies are usually physically and mentally exhausted by the end of the day.
I don’t advocate causal sex. But if you are, the two biggest hacks are becoming a NEET. And having your own place.
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“Are women attracted to the NEET lifestyle/mindset?”
Depends which stage of life you’re at.
If you’re trying to fuck, yes.
Being a NEET is a cheat code. You have full control over the time in your day, as opposed to a wagie stuck in the wage cage from 9-5.
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Nothing topped the feeling as a kid opening up a bowl of Corn Flakes and finding a free copy of Age of Empires inside.
We need to bring this back.
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Some of you have never given a pack of cigarettes to a minor in exchange for a skateboard and it shows.
Stick RPG (2003) https://t.co/fHyjqKOqw9
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: There are so many timeless lessons you can learn from a 20 year-old flash game.
If you want to win, literally do anything but work as a 'McSlave' for minimum wage.
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Some of you have never given a pack of cigarettes to a minor in exchange for a skateboard and it shows.
Stick RPG (2003)
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Drop something red from your gallery:
JOHN FETTERMAN FAN ACCOUNT
@JFetterman1488
Drop something red from your gallery:
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I just unlocked a memory of a 4chan gif edit that I saw on YouTube almost 15 years ago.
Someone needs to archive these videos. These are historical artifacts, milestones of meme culture: https://t.co/nhLgtZKGpp
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I just unlocked a memory of a 4chan gif edit that I saw on YouTube almost 15 years ago.
Someone needs to archive these videos. These are historical artifacts, milestones of meme culture: https://twitter.com/NEETOCRACY/status/1654777522012459008/video/1
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An honest day's work:
Building a Twitter bot that posts a Tuxedo pepe twice a day to Antonio Vivaldi's Concerto in F minor, op. 8 no. 4, RV 297 “L’inverno”
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I remember the first video I saw with Ethan 7 years ago. I found it unbearably cringe.
Always trust your gut. Also, physiognomy never lies.
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The only time you should ever work at your full capacity is for yourself.
Imagine taking your job seriously. Imagine working harder than you need to for no extra pay.
A spiritual janny.
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Wow, would you look at the time?
I have to go produce some interracial porn.
Then I have to invite some third-world immigrants into western nations.
And then a whole bunch of new definitions to add to the ADL: those Nazis sure are getting crafty!
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Very soon, you’ll be able to get a deepfake of someone’s:
- face
- body
- height
- weight
- and proportions
scraped purely from their social media and online presence. AI will fill the blanks.
Any girl’s face can be overlayed onto a pornstar with similar body proportions.
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Remember when Mindgeek (parent company of Pornhub) was acquired by a company called ‘Ethical Capital Partners’?
It’s all a show. Wouldn’t surprise me if it’s the same (((owners))) pulling all the strings.
pagliacci the hater 🌞
@Slatzism
so just to be 100% clear:
Utah asked pornhub to make sure only adults accessed their site and pornhub is upset about this
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Working a 9-5 drains your livelihood. It saps your time, energy, and mood.
When I was at the peak of wageslavery, I grew apart and didn’t see or speak to my parents or siblings for weeks at a time.
I will never forgive them for this.
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I sure did work hard today. A whopping 2 hours!
I guess that’s what happens when you only do 5-10 minutes of work a day for a few weeks. Oh well.
Anyways, I’m still on the clock but I’m about to play some Nintendo 64. And then I’ll take a comfy nap.
How’s your day, anon?
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No television show captures the rebellious spirit of the youth better than Malcolm in the Middle.
Peak 2000s comedy. Highly recommend.
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