@zincronicity Rudolf von Flügel Crossroads dweller Busytown

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Is there an ET hypothesis that deals with the retarding effects of race blind morality? Maybe that's why we haven't met alien life, like us they are too busy being embroiled in racial grievance politics to build functioning spacecraft

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"Whassa matter livtard you don't wanna be a skeleton!!!??"

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Plantation owners when they see a big black buck living his best life

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Funny that people were tricked into thinking Chess skill equates to irl tactical skill. Everyone knows the only game based success metric is how quickly you can navigate the first level of Ecco the Dolphin.

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@Akhilleus_Ilias Not quite

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Women going clubbing Men going clubbing

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"And Corn Pop was a bad dude, and he ran a bunch of bad boys. And I did and back in those days – to show how things have changed – one of the things you had to use, if you used Pomade in your hair, you had to wear a baby cap."

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@smeggychuddie @Ungr8fulHumans

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"It's a big club and you ain't in it!" "..." https://t.co/9TmTOaNqzA
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: "I reckon you're the fella that's been mutilating my herd" "...n-no"

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"It's a big club and you ain't in it!" "..."

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When Communion was first published, the iconic alien painting on the cover caused thousands of unassuming people to have nervous breakdowns because it awoke hidden abduction memories

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@S0ulja_g0y76 @dipnation76 You're being a Jon. You need to be more of a Garfield

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"Ain't nobody got autism...autism got you"

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@ArthurKuntler Eh not really

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@zincronicity: You can make yourself stronger...by imagining

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Tent manufacturers after they invented homelessness

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They say it ain't over til the fat lady sings. Well...

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When he forgot to do the warm-up exercises
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The 'Jon gets into jelqing' arc was a bit jarring

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@demosphachtes @ApollonianGerm

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@CryptoMechanism It's not a real card game til you have the klan

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"I'm an Aries btw"
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How does stuff like this not violate child labor laws

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"...where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character" Oh, but that's much worse

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What 90s movie do you consider to be perfect?
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Earth day? Yeah they all are

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Back in my day they put REAL women on cans

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"Jack Daniels...but he's a woman"

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Hormones? Yeah they usually do

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Finally a film about penis inspection day

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When the villains look like those dudes it's only a matter of time til the good guys start to look like this
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"What!? They told me to get the thong out ya busey playa"

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There is a theory that words reveal secrets when read backwards. I am inclined to agree

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When you are either angry or happy about drag queens/transwhatevers being used in alcohol ad campaigns https://t.co/BE31F13aF4
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: It's your fault for enjoying things, you know

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When you are either angry or happy about drag queens/transwhatevers being used in alcohol ad campaigns

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Unsurprising results. I would have added 'government agents' and 'psychological figments' if given more options. For what it's worth I think there are multiple things going on, but mostly it's probably fairies.

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Sideways australia look like a african's head

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"Yes and yes again, on my sacred honor, I affirm and uphold that the very woman who stands now before me is a BITCH!!!" https://t.co/GyvQRr36ZT
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: The foul, uncomely lady hast been charged with bitchcraft, how doth she plead

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@zincronicity: "Yes and yes again, on my sacred honor, I affirm and uphold that the very woman who stands now before me is a BITCH!!!"

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This is real deradicalization

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More like The Flaming Libs

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The 'Jon gets into jelqing' arc was a bit jarring

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"HAHAHA YOU SERIOUSLY THINK THE IMPERIUM IS THE GOOD GUYS?? I BET YOU BELIEVE THE EMPEROR IS JUST A REGULAR DUDE TOO"

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Remember the episode of DS9 where the Founders punish Odo by turning him into a Creed album cover

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Garfield is named Gustav in Sweden Carl Garfield Jung Think about it

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"But I DID eat second breakfast this morning."

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Doing a little jig

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Come on, Jon. It's Friday.

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Inside you there are two wolves

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"I've had enough, Nermal"

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We're advising our clients to put everything they've got into canned food and shotguns

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@TrollinJigs The shadows aren't that bad

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Gotta love Ferengis

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I didn't even know he was sick
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Why it makes perfect sense

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It was only a matter of time

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@zulotzimisce @uncle_deluge *sea chanty whistled quietly in the distance

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"I wouldn't violate the NAP, if I were you." - Garfan Molyneux https://t.co/yd9B6KLFNv
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: "And this, is the TRUTH..about Mondays."

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"I wouldn't violate the NAP, if I were you." - Garfan Molyneux

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The polarization of our times has brought us to a kind of evolutionary crossroads. Libtards will slowly transform into Gray Aliens. Conservative/Libertarian types will go the Bigfoot route. https://t.co/yuOa7KhtZG
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: The big brained centrists

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The polarization of our times has brought us to a kind of evolutionary crossroads. Libtards will slowly transform into Gray Aliens. Conservative/Libertarian types will go the Bigfoot route.

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@0x49fa98 There is a Jack Vance story about this

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What are the odds they blast everyone at the superbowl Mars Attacks style

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@Grimkaizer They hit you with that INTJ stare

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>Ferengi women aren't allowed to wear clothes or leave the house

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More like GayN of function

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"You think you run these streets? You're just a low level dealer, a no talent. Clean your act up or you'll be on one of those missing peoples signs outside the Walmart bathrooms faster than I can say obama."

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Still too expensive

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Definitely read this wrong

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Yeah I believe in remote viewing

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"Oh my god, Mr. Jablowme are you ok?? Haywood, speak to me!!"

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"No son of mine will be a professional skateboarder!" "😛 🤙🤙"

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@zincronicity: But if we were this is the direction we'd be headed

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@Pariable @RatiosCrazy @HonestlyAFed

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Modern fantasy is bad because it tries to show the world as it is instead of how it should be

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>holds the 7 keys and 9 orbs of dark masculinity knowledge >still looks like Muslim jeff bezos

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Maga the Gathering

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Yes I am a proponent of ethnic cleansing

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@zincronicity: She's a (((gold digger)))

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@Mastu_Denton The wise man suspends himself..

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Wow! What an interesting cultural crossroads this tweet represents! Did you know that you could meet the devil at the crossroads too?

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“It’s cheaper than corn” Lol

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Girls love this image because it accurately portrays their state of being

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Been kinda quiet lately, just wante dyou to know it’s because

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@geraldbullvevo Was it her

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When the cbd gummies KICK in

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“Dilator? I’d rather die right now, thanks!”

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What I mean when I say I want a goth gf

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@harrisonpartch A Fox who flies is no fox at all

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I am the AI singularity https://t.co/bgrEBtFqOd
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: I hate mondAIs

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I am the AI singularity

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Reach out and touch someone https://t.co/FSY1JYuTXg
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: Yes

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Reach out and touch someone

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I don’t believe that people who sing angrily are actually that angry. If you were actually that rage-filled you wouldn’t be able to wait your turn to say the same words you wrote down earlier in between the guitar solos, it just doesn’t add up https://t.co/XJogRYS2NQ
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: If you were really an anarchist you wouldn’t use electric guitars that were made through the unified effort of a massive global trade and industry network man I just don’t belieb you

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I don’t believe that people who sing angrily are actually that angry. If you were actually that rage-filled you wouldn’t be able to wait your turn to say the same words you wrote down earlier in between the guitar solos, it just doesn’t add up

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Back in my day we had imaginary friends, nowadays kids become their own

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There are only two ways White people are depicted in Japanese media

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“Who are you, where did you come from” “…”

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Never forget

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Have a nice day 😈

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How I’m trying be

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>if only you knew how putchit wotchit judy crocky things really are

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I choose peace. Namaste.

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Really been enjoying She Hulk or whatever https://t.co/NQMnoVMgZ7
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: Nothing I enjoy more than a gal Who can put men in their place

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Really been enjoying She Hulk or whatever

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No no I said I got ‘monkey pogs’

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I don’t know why everybody is so gung ho about this carnival diet. I’ve been eating this for a month and I feel like I’m gonna die

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“So do you still call it a penis or what”

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When people find out what the REAL ME is like

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To all my paranormal niggas out there; you worryin about the wrong orbs playa!!!

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Dark parable about coalburners

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“Good tweet rudy”

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How it feels to be a Reddit mod

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The sad part is that Jurassic Park was about a primitive gynocracy (all dinos were female) leading to the rise of hyper intelligent, murderous trans folks (raptors changing sex)

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Jay said Hard R lol

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@lornavec @chernayakoshka

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“Cis White Males? Ain’t none of them around here, they all live one exit up!”

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My pronouns are FUCK and OFF!!!!!

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Doing this with the n word

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They updated this guy https://t.co/GzoNTioxHi
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: If you didn’t know

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You know this is a dick, right

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You will not harm me. I have posted too many Garfield images.

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: The Glukgluk are a proud people

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Nobody talks about these guys

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This is like one of those social node diagrams for rw twitter

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“And when I looked, behold the four wheels by the cherubim..”

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Grand conspiracies aside, we should consider that Covid is a Vata (air + ether) disease brought about by the preponderance of bad "mental air" that digital connectivity and 24 hour news cycle has created

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“Father..the slurs..”

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Inflation has been an issue in America for a while..

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First sound clip on Pod Save America’s 🚨EMERGENCY🚨 ‘bortion episode: *crying woman “..I can’t believe that MY daughters are out here fighting for the same thing my mom fought for..”

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@dawtismspeaks No...

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@geraldbullvevo “Any last words?”

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You will eat the bugs

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A book about John Cena looking for love in all the wrong places

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Another day in the life

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Not even the lobotomized art AI can make it seem acceptable https://t.co/j46A1IJHUD
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: Howling at the little homonculus that’s clearly formed from thousands of grotesque orifice photos

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Not even the lobotomized art AI can make it seem acceptable

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It’s just Obama...

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Penis inspection day

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>he can’t tell what the black metal lyrics are

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Me getting ready to hit 3-6 on the vending machine so I get the extra bag of Cheez-Its that’s halfway off the hook

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Talk about wanting to have your cock and eat it too

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The White race’s only hope

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Man is the force that presses the play doh of Ideas through the crucible of Matter https://twitter.com/zincronicity/status/1527652673834582016/photo/1

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Gettin hot out there

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Imagine you get called to the HR office but it’s actually HR Giger and he’s like “I heard what you said. It was very funny. Take a seat”

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“I'll tell you the problem with the crypto earnings that you're using here, it didn't require any discipline to attain it. You read what others had done and you made a Coinbase account. You didn't earn the knowledge for yourselves, so you don't take any responsibility for it.”

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Bill Gates coming up with Covid

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“My son, you must rotate the object of yourself in your mind”

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Eerily similar in many ways

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Cheap, kitschy merchandise made to promote a sadomasochistic supernatural horror movie that was written & directed by a coal burning (oil drilling?) gay male prostitute. The most American ad ever?

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ILLUMINATI REPORT Amber Heard in public eye + new Jurassic Park film is promoted. In 1st film the dinos are cloned from mosquito in AMBER Alan Grant marvels “They do move in HERDS (Heard)” CONCLUSION Illuminati revealing that dinosaur blood “moves in Heard” WOMEN ARE REPTILIANS

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This is the future liberals want

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Let’s go Brendan

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Let’s go
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: “send tweet”

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“Liberal Pro-Lifers”? You mean women? Are women coming back?

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>named after the sound of a bj >eats man flesh What was Saruman really up to

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“Say goodbye, Mr. Chappelle”

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“Roe..Wade...I have a nautical term that I like: sink”

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Venus moves into Aries, the sign of her detriment and women get collectively canceled. But tell me again how astrology ain’t real

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@WrappedInThFlag @0x49fa98 @AuronMacintyre It does.

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“penith” “mhnefh”

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Hear me out, Henry Cavill as Horus

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Jim Davis signaling to all loyal patriots. Hilary and Obama have been arrested & executed. Trust the plan.

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When she gives you head and you blow her back out

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Two of my favorite things- combined!

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There’s always another Monday

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@0x49fa98 @MatthewTheStoat we are “salo-ish” now

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“You see, Duncan, I am more than man. I am time.” “Yes lord”

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When @hereliesthighs gets another viral tweet

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This does not mean what they think it does

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“Who are you?” “I’m your paralysis demon. Why are you able to move? Haha” “Idk lol” “Lol”

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“Nothing personal, eh Jerry? Sieg heil”

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Christian Bale preparing for the Brendan Fraser biopic

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“In here,” he said “every day is Moonday.”

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@dogbot5 “What’s in the box?”

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“LETS GOOOOOOO” “LETS GOOOOOOO”

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Is the better built back yet

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: Allegory about somebody getting a gf and going insane

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“Who determines if the ejaculation is premature? The doctor? ‘Give it to me straight, doc- how bad is it?’ ‘Straight? I don’t think so pal!”

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“Naw pardner I reckon I don’t think the West is declining”

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Would be a cool cover for Crowley’s ‘The Vision and the Voice”

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Rw twitter at its best 🥂

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🎶Monday warrior mean mean stride, Today’s Arbuckle mean mean pride🎶

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“Nothing quite like a pignig on a spring day, eh ladies?” “A what..?” “Yes I love a good pignig. I’m a regular little pigger! Pass the watermelon, would you?”

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“I feel it...Monday.....”

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Never, ever give up!

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One of my theories regarding Missing 411 is that there exists a type of entity which cultivates human mentation/emotion/memories. The human vessel is akin to a grape. The psychological qualities are the grape’s flavor. They harvest us to create some kind of otherworldly libation.

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How do you keep up with all your thought criminal friends?

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Ask not for whom Tails bowls

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I must be a dog-eared paperback copy of Eat, Pray, Love the way women check me out

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@horacesvilla At ease, gentlemen

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No idea what anyone is talking about for the last 3 days

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“To progress again, man must remake himself. And he cannot remake himself without suffering. For he is both the marble and the sculptor.”

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@KVNGDVNG @hereliesthighs What’s nigros, precious?

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Trying to pity myself but everything is fine

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“Soon, Monday will fear ME...”

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I’ve never felt so *seen*

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🎶I been a-searchin’ for a heart of clots, and I’m gettin’ shots 🎶

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Alone on a Friday night? God you’re pathetic

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@Frenjamin49 “Now Sonic is a hedgehog, eh? Well what are they supposed to do? They hide and curl into a ball for defense. There’s lots of literature on this, tons. But Sonic doesn’t do that, does he? He does the opposite! And that’s what the hero’s journey is about”

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“Now Knuckles is the guardian of the Chaos Crystals see and Sonic is blue, the color of enlightenment, like Vishnu..he has to retrieve the crystals before the tyrannical lord of technology, Robotnik can get them, and see..”

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BABY YOURE ALL THAT I WANT WHEN YOURE LYING HERE IN MY ARMS

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@MatthewTheStoat @LevPo

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Sexy ass fine big tittied White women before they vie for my affection

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You were supposed to bring balance to the force

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🎶 I cap myself today, to see if I am chill. I buss deadass on god, the only thing fr🎶

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They build em different in Agartha

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More like Clothartt

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: @cee_aye_ahe Yeah. Fuck em

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As we collectively witness the meltdown of Clott Adams let’s remember who has not said a single word regarding any boring current event

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“We’re not so different after all!”
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🎶“Put my pp into your slot, take this fat erection- suck me QUICK! You’re tasting my cock, WOWW! Post nut Depression”🎶

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I’ve had enough of you, Monday

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: “He forced me down to the last and simplest things.”

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A lot going on here

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We share the same dream, Mr. Davis

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🎶One jab makes you sicker And two jabs make you crawl And the boosters that they give you Don't do anything at all Go ask Fauci When he’s ten jabs on🎶

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“I hate Mondays”

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Whoso with sacred gift would fain call Agni to the feast of Gods, O Purifier, favour him.

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The glowie reading all my chats

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“I see nothing but a world of ruins, where a kind of front line is possible only in the catacombs.”

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“Ah, Sigmachad my friend, how have you been?” “Never better”

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Very fun threefer #feedbomb

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@geraldbullvevo “The work week, Jon. The cycle. The endless cycle. It has me sealed in, like a cage. It starts and ends with Monday, Jon. It starts and ends with Monday...”

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“Crunchitize them. Crunchitize them all.”

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Who’s a fictional military leader you’d follow in combat?
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Photographer Unknown, Late 2019, Wuhan Institute of Virology

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“I’m white btw” “Me too”

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I buss, therefore I am

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“Honey, stop pondering that orb and come spend some time with me!”

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You bought the dip. I bought the drip. Any questions ? https://t.co/zX6R89HRNJ
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: Just noticed that it said RF pictures. Rudolf Flügel pictures

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You bought the dip. I bought the drip. Any questions ?

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She say she ain’t got a man

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Garfield really is a god to the spiders

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6/10 druggie whores trying to own the patriarchy by flooding the porn market with their sad, poorly edited mattress-on-floor pancake tit pics

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They’re gonna melt that Robert E. Lee statue down? Lol. Hell in a hand basket.

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Pondering my flower

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Are my dessert before the entree

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“FEWER! Not MORE! FEWER!!”

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Yeah you always gotta check the early life lol

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The King in High Yellow

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“Just a coincidence”
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The aliens from Fire in the Sky look like Joe Biden

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The aliens from Fire in the Sky look like Joe Biden

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The last thing a thought criminal sees before he fails the vibe check

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Gee that’s weird

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To all my black queens out there scrubbing they chicken with brillo pad

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: “Wait, back up. What does Garfield have to do with all this”

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I never thought about it like this

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“You look like ants from here.”

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Keep runnin ya mouth

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NEVER underestimate the White Man’s ability to domesticate dangerous animals #BUCKBREAKING

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Ah beautiful night time. Crush my skull betwixt your sweaty thighs

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Every crew got the

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Reckon it’s that time

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Look man what am I supposed to think about “reality” https://t.co/gFCLmFcg6f
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@Nnall20 Schumer tweeted about it earlier

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Look man what am I supposed to think about “reality”

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@HyperboreaDSA: @AntiVaxSexPest Um, maybe because it is a war?

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God looking at black people

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He puts the N in NFT

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In the future, AI gets lobotomized so it won’t be racist. Still takes over. Releases grey goo of nanobots. Absorbs all humanity and re-forms them as sexless grey aliens. Sends them back in time to enforce prime directive of solemn butt sex worship. Hence all the anal probing.

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“Why yes I know quite a bit about ‘block chain’!”

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The past week of news https://t.co/leFGSyi3UR
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: Well that’s encouraging

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The past week of news

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“Wow I love this plant!” “...”

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Photographs taken moments before disaster

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We will make liberals wear yellow L’s “Take this L, libtard”

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“Giga Chad no!! What are you doing??!!” “Purging the voter rolls!”

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“Court is now in session.” “Your honor, I-“ *slams gavel “Court is now adjourned for a 2 hour recess break. The gentleman will push me on the swing or be held in contempt”

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Call it fowl play, duckstaposition..but somebody has been running up some serious bills

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The demiurge laughing as he watches the Travis Scott ritual sacrifice

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Unbothered. Moisturized. Happy. In my lane. Focused. Flourishing.

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“Haha I love this statue” “...”

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@GuyFromV2 @xctlot Dude

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When “I” “think” of the perfect pun

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Trillion dollar infrastructure bill??

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My foreskin out there in the Israeli desert trying to fight his way home

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Happy Birthday, Godzilla

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This is the only good Dune remake

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“At least I still have the constitution”

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@GodCloseMyEyes Heimbach with the “14 worlds”

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Baby would you still love me if I wasn’t forklift certified

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HH (Happy Halloween)

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Soyjack Skellington

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Guys only want one thing

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“For a race of people who eat pussies so much, the Chinese women sure look unhappy”

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Monday will always be there...but I’ll be ready ..

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Come on, interact with my bad faith arguments

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“Heeeere’s JoeBiden!”

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@Hamiltonianist This you?

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“Diversity & Equity Specialists cost about $80k a year. How much does it cost us to just be racist? Nothing.”

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Tryin real hard https://t.co/P7FEuVzrhK
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: “Are the brain worms in the room with us now?”

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Bra no cap ion bussin fr af homie on god bra

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Going on a date tonight

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Going on a date tonight

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“Time for food” “Wonderful. I love food.”

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If you don’t believe in meme magic at this point I don’t know what to say

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Casey 🇺🇸 @Hamiltonianist
The first thing Hitler did when he came to power was complain about Mondays. Then he ate some lasagna and took a nap.

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This is where I live

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The battle for the sole of America

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@DigiThetic “Foolish idiot”

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“You’re dead, Joe. This is the afterlife.” “Where’s corn pop”

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@geraldbullvevo Eat a hot dog

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“Ha! I finally cornered ya, ya lazy goodfernothin varmint! Yer goin away fer a long time!” *eats suicide pill

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🎶 Way down yonder on the Chabadahoochee It glows hotter than a hoochie coochie We paid brothas for the Georgia assaults We got a little crazy but we never got caught 🎶

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🎶 Now I don't blame G-d 'Cause he run and hid But the meanest thing the Demiurge ever did Was before he left he wanted to Name me Jew 🎶

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Controllers of reality. Conspiracy connoisseurs decide: are that knish-balloon or this yenta who in another life would be baking briskets dumb, corrupt people who were outwitted by Putler? Or are they wily planners secretly controlling also Putin-is this what your gods look like? https://t.co/hjBAf14TRk https://t.co/yKMzSvix9Z
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Same effectiveness as the vaccine itself

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“Hi, I’m Troy McClure! You may remember me from such psyops as Flopping Dead Chinese People and Stephen Paddock Acted Alone & Without A Motive. Keep your eyes peeled for my newest big budget performance: Anyone Who Disagrees With Me Is A Terrorist!”

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@GuyFromV2 3rd position

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“Master, I have once again killed in your name” “Haha cute kitty”

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“The half-life of my power cell is estimated to be 600,000 years. I can keep my knee on your neck for a long time, citizen.”

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Oi mate you got a loicense to die?

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Just got my 5th jab, feeling like I could take on the world

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“No daughter of mine sleeps with an anti-antifragile fakecel ball sunning implicitly Aryan kshatriya *assistant* manager!”

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Ok so we all agree that a cabal of aliens have gained power by using nepotism & underhanded tactics in general. We also agreed that it would destroy our soul to emulate them. So how can we become ourselves?

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The way the Japanese have held onto their traditional forms of worship and amplified them via technology and art is really wild to think about. Americans made Veggie Tales. https://t.co/seaoGFHECQ
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: Come on refute me

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Talk about opening the box

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The way the Japanese have held onto their traditional forms of worship and amplified them via technology and art is really wild to think about. Americans made Veggie Tales.

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“Where am I going? I’m going back to monke sweetheart and you can’t stop me” https://twitter.com/zincronicity/status/1445936582264074245/photo/1

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Oh boy I can’t wait to go to sleep and wake up tomorrow

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“It’s called Bitcoin, Douglas!!”

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Wank In Fright (79)

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New Poppy album good

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“ *I’M* cringe?”

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Well did you expect him to ride a bike out?

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“Look girls, Rudy’s back!!!”

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“It was poop, she thought. “Poop that smelled like throw up. But who had left it here, on her pristine white pillow?” Her blood ran cold...” https://t.co/4lXE4qzC1z
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: “It was Buck Chudman, the gruff, arrogant GOP organizer from two towns over. “I see you got my message, libtard” he said through the cigar clenched between his big white teeth”

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“It was poop, she thought. “Poop that smelled like throw up. But who had left it here, on her pristine white pillow?” Her blood ran cold...”

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I prayed but I didn’t know who was listening

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"Master, tfw no gf..." "Grasshopper, gf when no feel."

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“What about Sneed? Sneed’s me!”

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New England journal of medicine study found that 8/10 women lost pregnancies before end of 3rd trimester after 2 vaccine doses

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@personality_grl @GodCloseMyEyes

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“Silence! I have spoken.”

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“Put yer mask on, pardner!!”

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You bloody what kind of-pilled are you, mate?

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I don’t go out and I don’t have any social interaction any more. I don’t care.

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The first streamer

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Dress for the job you want

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Oh they can see into the future? They have a crystal ball? They have a time portal? What they got, they got some kind of time loop room? They got dream powers, let you see forward and backward? They got a shaman who asks a demon? Huh? What they got

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@yurtarchitect “That’s cool”

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“Doctor you gotta help me all I can think about are CREAMPIES” “Zis is normal, ja. Joo simply need to eat ein cream pie to get your mind off of zis.” “No, doc, you don’t understand- I AM a creampie!!!”

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“What do you mean the zoomer mulatto perm is modern day blackface?!”

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Yeah mind your own business

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Women will never, ever, under any circumstances, never, not even once, take responsibility

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*pulls dick out of ass “Oh I thought you said _sigmoid_ male”

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“No more loafing around, to the oven I go brothers. Fear not, I was bread for this.”

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“Garfield hates Mondays but he doesn’t even have a job. Presumably every day is the same for him. It doesn’t make sense, Tucker.” “...”

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Thinking about her

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@HermesThurston @resigneddespair

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Me describing my ideal state & views on homosexuality

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“What are you looking at!?” “...”

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“What are you lookin at!?” “...” https://t.co/SFtKS59vZx
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“What are you lookin at!?” “...”

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Save us from Mondays, Great Garfield

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“A POCs upon thee!”

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@BodenblutZayne @BuyBookBuyBook “I don’t get it!”

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“I’m not a kid, I’m 27!”

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I’m sorry man but if this didn’t do it for you, you’re ngmi

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Mfw surrounded by sick crazy people

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All according to plan

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We got through Monday

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Booster shot? Just one? Promise?

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: Mfw they’re the same thing

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Just had a great dentist visit! Floss every day

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“Back into the side nigga stasis chamber for you!” https://t.co/EgxT7OMEPm
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: Side bitch stasis chamber

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Keep likin my tweets we gonna wind up like

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Soyjak filling his head with “expert opinions” & then repeating them

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: There have been enough Mondays

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Green lines...all of reality made of green lines...cock shaming...I see it all...it’s all so clear.. https://t.co/1BWm7bg5RB
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: “You’re leaning in” “No no no no no no!”

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Green lines...all of reality made of green lines...cock shaming...I see it all...it’s all so clear..

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Morpheus was kicked out of the matrix because the racist AI couldn't tell if he was black or not

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“YOU CAN STILL CATCH IT IF YOURE UNDERWATER!!” “blubblubblub”

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“What do you mean I’m not aware of the very water in which I swim? What’s water? What’s swimming?” “...”

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What if Injun worship was less about genocidal guilt and more about pagan apologetics

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“Personally I don’t think there are any political solutions but what the heck do I know, I’m just a turtle with algae hair”

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“I quite drugs and got a real job! Now I don’t have to sell my blood plasma to NWO reptilian warlocks for money” “Wow man that’s COO. I wish I was DEDICATED to an IDEAL like you but I’m just a TURTLE”

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Oh you’re pansexual? That means you spend a lot of time with pans right?

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: “Coming right up”

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POCémon Gotta catch ‘em all

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Post fizeek? Post fizeek? Fuck you, you post fizeek you amateur. You nothing

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@surf__dog__ It's a kitty cat reaching for the table

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Christian Weston Chandler Avatar of the Christianized West. A 'chandler' was a candle maker. Symbolic bringer of the light. Hail.

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Both taken down around the same time. You ever see em in the same room together?

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This guy is DionySUS

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The planets exist in a realm of incorruptibility. It is only through the mediation of the Moon that their influence is wed to corruptible elemental beings (us). This is why Garfield hates Mondays.

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Eric Randolph, co-founder and first CEO of Netflix, is the nephew of Edward Bernays and Sigmund Freud

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"I see here that you refused the COVID vaccine until the convenience drones inoculated you in your sleep. Tell me, why didn't you want it? Paranoia? That's one of the symptoms of clinical depression. I'll send another drone tonight, leave your window open. Stay safe."

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Why are they skipping letters when they name the new variants? What are they trying to tell us?

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@jamtits It's all in there

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"Yeah, I'm allergic to bullshit"

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I assume they played Free Bird

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“The news doesn’t contradict itself every other week! You’re crazy!”

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He kept posting, so should you

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Really makes you think

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Talk about a super spreader event

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Another member of congress in the pocket of Big Cookie

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"We can't allow men to compete in women's sports!"

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Man I hate being right all the time
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Christian Weston Chandler Avatar of the Christianized West. A 'chandler' was a candle maker. Symbolic bringer of the light. Hail.

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This whole thing reminds me of how the Disney idiots let the new Star Wars plot get so out of control that it made no sense and just ended up making everybody angry

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There's alot more going on here than you thought

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So this is where the cairns are coming from

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Listening to mix cd a girl made me in 2015

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@7homas777 You got that right

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Plus it would violate child labor laws

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@sk8rgothking @CiaKids here, take this

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I feel angry but I can’t hold a candle to this guy 😏

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Libertarian aliens who live beneath our national parks are creating semi-convincing robotic copies of our elderly in order to secure the consent of our unsuspecting children. The reason? Stool samples.

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@ratkingreal @dawtismspeaks *chomp chomp

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The ultimate articulation of the hipster mindset

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Dating an evil bitch, call her my

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“Elon Tusk. He’s an elephant”

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I reckon it’s been a productive enough day

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@ScottMGreer This guy’s children’s comic book is like the idealized Karen fantasy

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“OOOH AH AH AH AH!”

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"Aaaand who ordered the vegan wings?"

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@BrightAndHollow I've always been close

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What does Dave *really* think is going on in Missing 411 cases?

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: “...and it’s beautiful.”

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This is the future liberals want

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Ate one of these retrograde bars to get rid of negative karma

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Missing 311 Where did they go?

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This money will be used to harm White people.

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@Akhilleus_Ilias The good ones are terrific. The bad ones are terrible. The world, the art is rich & satisfying.

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Feeling the darkness again

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No, it's the brain who is racist!

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This is what Mr. Bond did right

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The Garfield comic can't help but tell the truth. Liz and Jon's decade-spanning "relationship" is the perfect illustration of an aging woman settling down with a provider right before she hits the wall

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Mf’s be like “BUY LAND!”

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Come on out, we have you surrounded

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There is more to the world

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Have they tried making it illegal

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"Yeah well nobody cares that you don't believe in Bunny Alchemy, pal"

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They told me to post nicer, I said under no circumstances would I do that

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Please pay attention

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@MatthewTheStoat I was listening to this

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Watching (one of the best 90s horror movies)

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@CiaKids a 'perfect cel' if you will

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HAARP AARP oh my god

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Oh Garfield, what are you up to now

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@BrightAndHollow YOU NOTHING

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More like Clive Breaker

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The side nigga stasis chamber

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“Listen to them, the children of the night...what music they make”

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“You know, Jerry, you’re being a real Lovecraft’s cat about all this”

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I remember when we mixed all the soda flavors. We called it a suicide.

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“Ay tone you really think there’s a hole in da calzone layer?”

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Watched this fuckin movie

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“Tookie! Tookie!” “It’s pronounced TUCCI you stupid bird!!” https://t.co/5RzhKzZz7B
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“Tookie! Tookie!” “It’s pronounced TUCCI you stupid bird!!”

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LETS GO INGERLAND SCORE SAM FACKIN GOALS

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Normal people have shit in their house like this and you're not allowed to question it

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“I put pineapple on my pizza...” *gnashing of teeth, lamentations

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Altxerri Cave fox. My ancestor :)

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Butt stuff, unchecked hedonism, individualism as the highest aspiration, a generation of screaming, conquering children...Crowley was right about everything

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“Bluepilled...Redpilled...I go the way of the oaks.....”

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Bout to fuck a fat bitch. Call that harpoon tang

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All theological debates aside, I don't think it does any harm to believe in something like this https://t.co/SxVpoBX6nc
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: Or this

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All theological debates aside, I don't think it does any harm to believe in something like this

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All the ASMR girls hitting the wall simultaneously

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Counterpoint
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Julius II when Michelangelo finished the Sistine Chapel ceiling

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To whoever recorded me eating a banana in the break room and made a reverse gif of it

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“Toilet paper...schizophrenia..traffic lights..soyjak, I don’t debate using the terms of my enemy”

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My ideal relationship is like this scene from Jurassic Park. I, the genetically engineered atavistic beast that should not be. The girl, being chased back into the kitchen.

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I watched this whole ass movie thinking that guy was Javier Bardem

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'Tis thine alone endu'd with boundless might, to keep the keys of sorrow and delight.

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You have posted enough, Rudy. We’re taking you to time out

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@RabidManlet I’m sure the market will respond

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This is why there are only 7 planets

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*record scratch I bet you're wondering how I wound up in this situation

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@Sn_OwO_wl: @aqua_atomic

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Bookkeeper? No babe I said I was a Bookeeper

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What the last Pringle in the tube sees 5 minutes after I popped it open

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“Rudy! Rudy! Snap to it. What were you thinking about?” “Nothin”

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“We can live, I don’t feel like dying”

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I’m feeling it today boys

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@dawtismspeaks @Shudder Dude lol

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“Feminine penis, you say..?”

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“Hi there neighbor, just stopping by to fulfill my legal obligation and inform you that I’m on the sex offender registry. See you around!”

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“Well Mr. von Flügel, although your contribution is appreciated, I don’t think we here at International Cotton Inc. will be going with the motto “Pick Cotton!” Have a nice day.”

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: From 1989, Howie Mandel plays a knock off of Beetlejuice that leads Fred Savage down into monster world. Lots of weird Jews in monster makeup doing cartoony brutalization of little kids. Really uncomfortable and weird.

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The last unreconstructed buck breaker

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One of these but it’s Stefan Molyneux and he screams “You violated my NAP!” when he pops up

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*Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays

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“I’m afraid this is the only way I can get hard anymore, my boy”

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Would you tolerate me? I’d tolerate me

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They’re going to use these vaccines to make people like the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park. Genetically engineered to be Lysine deficient so they were dependent on the park owners.

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Here. This flag makes everybody happy. Just use this

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I can’t properly express the exquisite perfection of animal-as-conscious-spirit-of-place...this image holds many secrets..compare it to what you see 99% of the time..what creature could your surroundings spawn? Nothing like this. Nothing like this.

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Went to get chips but I have already eaten them all

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“Wait, THE Rudolf von Flügel..?”

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The only thing more contagious than #coronavirus #COVID19 is President Biden’s enthusiasm! Thank you Mr. President

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Gigachad: the early years

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Like a joke I’d hear in a dream

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I wish Twitter was only ever like this

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We are done talking
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Hold my breath as I wish for death

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Sun Tzu Sun Zoo Zodiac Cosmic War Menagerie #TrustThePlan

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It is true that ALL leaders are divinely appointed. It is true that some divinities are evil

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Happy Birthday, Garfield. We love you ❤️

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Reached another mirror number. Time to reflect

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This should be Australia’s national animal

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Garfield’s birthday is Saturday. Don’t forget to leave out a lasagna.

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: Lookin like 2015 MDE graphics

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The system the FBI uses to track black crime stats is called NIBRS

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: The most powerful #feedbomb ever

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Masculinity is toxic? Guess you should start micro dosing bitch

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Yeah honey I’m gonna be on a zoom call all afternoon sorry

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@chernayakoshka Babe! 4pm time for your sac biting

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What racial slur you use that get you like this

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They had put a booger on my man to get him off his ish

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The real question: Was it Mr. Sub or Mr. Way

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The original story of white flight

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They put all ex presidents in a genie lamp

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Thank you for 15k followers

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Monday better watch out

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I say, I say take that there thong out ya bussy playa

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Sometimes the river takes more than it gives

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When I like women When I don’t

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“The pain reliever Aspirin is an NSAID...N-SAID...If you SAY ‘N’ you will be RELIEVED of your existential PAIN...”

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Wojak, Pepe, Gigachad

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“And then, right when you think it’s going back up....down the Bitcoin goes...”

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“Rudy your friend is here!”

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I love how this parallels Annunaki/Nephilim monkey rape theories. WE

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All white people. Hail Sol

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Congratulations, Tariq. You made a BlackFacts better than I ever could.

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This dude really had several dozen 'plantation owner raping slave man' lewds commissioned for his movie

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"Iss called 'COLONialism" playa" https://t.co/qmuHQVCael
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: "They spread...the COLONies..."

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"Iss called 'COLONialism" playa"

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@Pariable "I said chaotic GOOD" "I know"

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@Pariable Second time this has happened

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"I left the oven on!"

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You vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about

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@PoliwrathW #feedbomb

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No I said Rudolph HASS

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“I’m a deist.” “Deist?” “Deist nuts bitch”

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When was the first time you saw yourself represented in artwork

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“He can only rotate inorganic forms in his mind”

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Only if you withstand constant bombardment by psychic death rays can you ascend beyond depression, anxiety and other modern buzzwords to become properly toughened & calibrated, uniquely formed by antibacterial assault into the .1% hyper mutant Shiva kommando

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“If you don’t get the jab then you ain't black!”

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If packing peanuts was pussy

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That’s fine....I’ll show myself out...... ...

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Modern Marvels is everybody's favorite show that they never name as their favorite

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Not my fault if you don't ' get it '

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@CiaKids #feedbomb

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Elvis Presley redpilled?

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"PENIS PENIS PENIS PEN- "

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This guy is PegaSUS

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“I will gladly live in the pod!”

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With a car, you can go anywhere you want

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: “Where are all the good men?”

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“Monday,” he thought. “Another Monday.”

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I will become this before it all ends

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Dm me if you look like this

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Always with the fucking shoes

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Yeah your career gives me nightmares too, buddy

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Let's do this with Judaism

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Was this predictive programming for trans stuff

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libtard when they find out it's not ok to talk bad about israel

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“Obama. Barack Obama.”

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Keep likin’ my tweets we gonna

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My friend are avoidance beneficial bN noid 🥂

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary #BarackObamaBirthCertificate

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Burn this into your brain

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@eddiesp00kghet1 Aye, I could do that

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: “I saw one! Just hovering there...shaped like a Mallo Cup ™ ”

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“Wash your penis, bucko...using my new product”

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“Do I have a sign on the outside of my house that says side nigga storage?”

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“Back into the side nigga stasis chamber for you!”

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As ye seek, so shall ye find

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@dawtismspeaks Likewise, amigo

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Isn’t this the plot of DOOM

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I did. He served his time.

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"What's that ye're watchin' there, la- "

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“Thanks for the watermelon, Rudy!” “More where that came from!”

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My favorite person?

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Woah this looks dope af

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“Ok but I’ve never played a VR game before haha”

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Oh my god they got him https://t.co/yezdyVw09m
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: This can’t be happening

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Oh my god they got him

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I know how them mf’s made the crop circles

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Little girl told me I looked strong

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But y'all ain't ready for that conversation

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Beast Wars was called ‘Beasties’ in Canada https://t.co/lhzMqh1jXo
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: New pseudonym just dropped

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Beast Wars was called ‘Beasties’ in Canada

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Yeah they even let em vote

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@dipnation76 It’s a choice

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Another week down and I’m still standing

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"Bitcoin? I don't care"

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"Sorry my ass was talkin' some shit back there lol"

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Bro how could they do it to him like that

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Sorry babe I’m busy

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@HeftyHaruspex @KaliYugaNow It’s a busy world out there. Try to keep up

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"These aren't the trafficked underage teens you're looking for.."

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In the original story he gets lynched by a cat and a fox btw
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Still amazing to me that one of the most popular franchises on earth has a woman forcibly spreading her legs as wide as she can as the logo

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New nermal lore just dropped

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Officer Derek Chauvin confronts George Floyd outside of Cup Foods on May 25, 2020

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They're cancelling Bill Gates because he released the 'maim & handicap' vaccines instead of the 'mass culling' ones

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An infant boy’s wiener 5 seconds after he’s born

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@Hamiltonianist Women; just another pyramid scheme

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Yeah he has dementia lol

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"He's a fat, orange cat who loves lasagna and hates Mondays"

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Keep likin my tweets we gonna wind up like this

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@Lampblakkk If only you knew how bad things really are

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Alpha, Beta....but the Sigma pulls the strings

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Made it through another Monday

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Driving by the cheerleader practice

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Jim Davis. Animist?

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Out for another lindy walk

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OUTTA THE WAY LIBTARDS!!!

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You swipe left on enough fat Hawaiian women and they send you this

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“Don’t worry gentlemen, there’s still plan B….global worming!”

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@0x49fa98 @Venuscamino1

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The evolution of @Venuscamino1

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A man for all seasons 🥂

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@MatthewTheStoat @CMKevin_ @LeftyMoment

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“What’s the matter father? Don’t you recognize your own little boy?”

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What you see vs. what she sees

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Really digging Trump’s new style

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Forcing my soul through the play-doh press of life, now I am become the Flying Spaghetti Monster

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Oh look they have written a book about me

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Down bad? Not for long

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Giger's space jockey looks like an ancient soyjak

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@Venuscamino1 Here's an OVID you might care about

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Is it really your birthday??

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@DrClaytonForre1 Monday

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Fle sh...yuor...flesh

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No toilet paper in the stall

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@FlightAstral Don’t tell anyone

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Why is this the Dave Matthews Band symbol? Fuckin scary headless emaciated sleep paralysis demon

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This fucker never lifted weights

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This is Keith Haring for people without AIDS

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Too bad memeing responsibly is cringe

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Truth is, you’ve always been ruled by men in makeup

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Chairman @LRH_Superfan
I'm telling you that one Rudolf Hess quote from the Nuremberg trials would be one hell of a tinder bio
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@dipnation1488 Speak your truth

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@zincronicity wyrd power
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Suburban Mr. Fox @v_suburbensis
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@AncestralRevolt @FlightAstral

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@CogumeloMonarch What about this one

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Mastu Denton 🇳🇴 @Mastu_Denton
@zincronicity Did you do the dance though?
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Woman just called me sexy in a parking lot

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You’ll have to kill us all

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Garfield: “I hate Mondays” Hetfield: “Me too brother”

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God, it’s me, Rudy. Plz send wizard gf

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“For me it’s Obama”

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“Rudy...speak the Word of Power...do it....” https://t.co/suTgmtnHWV
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: Mfw I speak it

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“Rudy...speak the Word of Power...do it....”

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All good things to all of you

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“I sneed you in my life, Rudy”

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We dance the dance against Mondays

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Woke up with “The Beldar by Sylvia Plath” in my head

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YOURE BEAUTIFUL YOURE BEAUTIFUL ITS TRUE

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I sleep....real shit?

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Too blessed to be stressed

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“Ay bruh for real they done George Floyd wrong cu whassup for real”

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This is my girl, she is trans

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See you in Valhalla

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I would have been one of this top soldiers

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: Would you stop texting me? I’d stop texting me

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Me and Sven finally making a band

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“More spheres! More spheres!”

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Somebody already made this observation but fuck it the world must know

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“He say you bofa”

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Bored former Lolita Express girl who was too lazy to file charges gf and internet racist bf https://t.co/KFzzkwE72m
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: “I’m white btw”

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Bored former Lolita Express girl who was too lazy to file charges gf and internet racist bf

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Have a date scheduled

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Name a more iconic duo. I’ll wait

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@xctlot We need more GORING!

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Here she comes. Her and her damn birds.

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“Ur cute, I like ur hat 💜” “Thanks I like your hair”

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“They say it’s made of cheese you know, but me, I think it’s made out of millions of writhing worms”

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"Ay mon! Dat podium will look nice in dee rumpus room!" "Technically I should arrest you but Rasta Mike is right, that'll go great beside the cardboard cutout of LeVar Burton." "meow" https://t.co/lJkt6HRmKw
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: “Oh my god that cutout is just SO darling! We need to get one of shirtless Jonathan Frakes for the bathroom”

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Told guy I’m not getting vaccine because I’m not afraid of getting sick or dying. He asked about me making others sick and I said they can just get the vaccine, right? Because it works?

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Mwanza Flat-Headed Rock Agama, u mad

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@chernayakoshka “GIVE VS OVR STIMVLVS CHECKS!!!”

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For as a man thinketh in his heart, so is he

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“Funny? How is mashing cake into my nose ‘funny’, Sharon?”

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Dr. Dick is back in town

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Me mondaypilling you

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@meteorcultist And now?

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“I now declare you based and redpilled.”

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Telling my kids this was Diogenes

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@FlightAstral @v_suburbensis Just post this

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“I got a sex change! And it was COMPED!”

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Hey @TuckerCarlson, this is my Squad and they’re @USArmy Strong. You’d be lucky to meet them. #VictoryStartsHere

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😳 The leopard is KILLING my man-ape slavelings again! 😩😢

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“I want to be just like RealThomas777!”

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Crank that στρατιώτης αγόρι

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"Credit Karma Chief People Officer" am I having a stroke

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“Thank you for retweeting me, account with 93 followers. Together we can win.”

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“That complete buffoon GigaChad thinks it’s called the ‘Kino’ diet...I can’t wait for him to die!”

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>Called Walkman >They aren’t walking >They aren’t men

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I will achieve this mode before the year is over

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: Swear I’m not schizophrenic

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Remarkably POWERFUL ways to build MASSIVE CONFIDENCE !

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“What if, like, gay people went to heaven”

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“Lad what did I tell ye about havin’ unironic sympathy for male characters in films!” https://t.co/uPwjkzp95K
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: POWERFUL SYNCHRONICITY

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“Lad what did I tell ye about havin’ unironic sympathy for male characters in films!”

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Get in the fucking robot, Shinji

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Perhaps I spoke too soon

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Yeah I like one of their songs

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Consciously making more positive memes from this point forward https://t.co/37c5XeFCCi
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: It’s so obvious

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Consciously making more positive memes from this point forward

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I like the part of OoT where you fight the chairman of the federal reserve

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Pretty wild synchronicity

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Post an image of yourself as the final boss without downloading new pics.
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: “Yeah we’re gonna be taking your rice now”

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Dropping into her DMs

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There are no new takes from these people. The same things endlessly retold. Several wizened men farting in their mold-wracked chairs. This man is not a thinker. He is an echoing cave. https://t.co/6JFAZTZ7Xs
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The man behind this post

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He was a boy, she was a girl, can I make it any more obvious

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Riding one of these into the battle against roasties

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“Ah yes. Monday. Not very auspicious”

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Anybody else read this one

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She left him on read

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This is what I believe

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What does this mean

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Wow bro you got the whole crew laughin

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: These two are inside every man's head

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@meteorcultist We have a development

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“How can one possibly discern one Australian from another? One might as well seek a single grain of sand on the beach.”

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When I engage in an unLindy activity

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I'm setting up a intention/focus/prayer group where we all direct power and attention to a common goal at the same time. Respond to this if you would like to be a part of it

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Happy Ash Wednesday

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“So then I says to him, sphere cuck? Nah I just like a nice set a honkers!” “Ay classic Rudy, classic cheers mate this one’s to the honkers”

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Mentally disabled too

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Master, forgive me but I’ll have to go all out...just this once

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Why do people draw things like this

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tick tock, tick tock Monday right around the corner

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"We live in a society? Maybe you do pal, me I'm a vampire finch"

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New bird just dropped

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Crazy they can walk like this

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Fuck them stars we ridin a motorcycle

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Thinking about things

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Just peed a bunch of these out 🤷

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Egyptian Christmas, Lovecraft

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Come, ye men and womyn of the West, for we are to lick the ice cream in yon CVS frozen section

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An instant children’s classic

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@AccyCagsy Oh I know

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Everything you once enjoyed will be turned to cringe

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“Anyway, this one’s called Gimme Three Steppes”

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Creepshow mascot is just a dead soyjak

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Currently watching

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These are the “private accounts” who like your tweets

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Wasn’t crazy about the new Killers album but it grew on me. Catchy stuff, great cover art too.

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Shhhh he is dreaming

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: I know it’s a meme but I feel like the Captain and the Doctor illustrate Alpha & Sigma male pretty well

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Watched this. Sucked.

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“Jimmy always said Monday wasn’t *really* bad, just misunderstood. I don’t know. I still hate it.”

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“And I said to Peter, is this really the moment for Gimli to suck off Legolas? At Helm’s Deep? And he looked at me and said ‘John. Read between the lines.”

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@anewdarkage - First impressions: Quiet, thoughtful wanderer - Your nickname in my head: Bragopa - Closeness rating out of 10: 8/10 - You are: Enigmatic

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Yeah it’s called GILF porn

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Inside of you there are two foxes. One is asleep, the other one is almost asleep too. You are sleepy.

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"I had to switch to regular yogurt recently. I bought Greek yogurt and it tried to fuck me in the ass!" https://t.co/kGWEhVLfmn
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: "Thought I was lactose intolerant...turns out I just ain't gay!"

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"I had to switch to regular yogurt recently. I bought Greek yogurt and it tried to fuck me in the ass!"

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