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J. Respectful Clark
Relentlessly respectful and reasonable. Extremely graced former Asst. A.G. #HelenKellerHoax since 2016.
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@JReubenCIark: "I'm applying to Harvard bc my mammy always told me, 'Deontay, boy, if'n yous get that head on straight, yous gonna go far!"
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In a cage match of liking tweets? I’d bet on Mond. In a gentleman’s duel of cinematic criticism, Granite.
On the topic:
Conventional weaponry has a time and place but we’re unserious about science and stewardship for the earth if we don’t use nuclear.
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@TamSlick @hradzka @ByrneHobart My original tweet was about post-50s portrayals of the 50s. There are many! You respond by noting some contemporaneous complaints about the 50s. I question whether they are a reliable indicator of majority experience. Contemporaneous media narratives not always reliable.
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Moscow is under siege. The Kremlin has been hit by a missile. Lenin's Mausoleum has been destroyed. The RU MoD is conscripting people into defence units. Dmitry Medvedev is personally overseeing the defence of the city. Putin's current location is unknown.
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@JReubenCIark: Wife: Did you notice they changed the words to 'Kiss the Girl'?
Me: no, I was kinda tuned out by then.
So she sends me this. Cringe, it's no wonder the fertility rate is crashing.
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The boys in the chat and me when we talk about Gilmore Girls or The Princess Diaries. https://t.co/frm7MqkZNd https://t.co/8kDpwWitcy
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: How sister missionaries look in pants.
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The boys in the chat and me when we talk about Gilmore Girls or The Princess Diaries.
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@kissames @saturdayplace @notetodemerzel You're splitting hairs, the point is that farting is "unpleasant." People are repulsed by it. There is a good evolutionary reason for that. Feces is unhealthy to touch or eat, our revulsion protects us from disease.
Now solve for the equilibrium
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Don't know where she got the idea that my favorite sport is hockey but otherwise this is pretty good. #FathersDay
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@kissames @saturdayplace @notetodemerzel Sister, I *hope* for this man's sake he's faking.
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I mean just look at this guy wtf. https://t.co/FnmfsnQ74B
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: Spontaneous reaction. Totally natural. Guys are always holding their hands up their face like that, right?
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JRC has been on this for years, the soyface groom is clearly part of millennial wedding expectations now, crying or screaming like a girl when you see the bride is now as traditional as the bouquet toss. Not sure if the culprit is social media, reality TV, or seed oils. https://t.co/ufASACAdvU https://t.co/YG83hD5vQv
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: I mean just look at this guy wtf.
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JRC has been on this for years, the soyface groom is clearly part of millennial wedding expectations now, crying or screaming like a girl when you see the bride is now as traditional as the bouquet toss. Not sure if the culprit is social media, reality TV, or seed oils.
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@JReubenCIark: "Are you telling me that you only got married so that you could unite with your spouse in the experience of transcendent feelings of love and affection while participating in the act of creation, creating new beings and perpetuating life unto endless generations?"
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@lueyee I read this passage as saying that infidelity is the only acceptable cause for divorce, and that marrying a person who is divorced for any other reason is adultery.
Since I doubt that her ex husband was faithful after leaving her I see no problem with remarriage.
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Who is the greatest fictional driver of all time?
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It's called "THE Ohio State University" because it's the state university of THE Ohio, so named by divine decree. https://t.co/n3g98XFovh
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"For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine"
2 Tim. 4:3
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It's called "THE Ohio State University" because it's the state university of THE Ohio, so named by divine decree.
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Also, excuse me, but this man drives a Cadillac, American Aristocrat confirmed.
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Home run after home run. https://t.co/vzdSvBmyPe
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: Lessons learned.
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"Oh my goodness that's @Steve_Sailer's music!"
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THE BEST AUTO RACING DAY OF THE YEAR LET'S GOOOOOOOOO
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Uh oh, someone better tell Kwaku that he accidentally set his age 3 years too low on Mutual, I'm sure he doesn't want any teenage girls to be misinformed about his age.
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"Spanking is bad for kids."
Me: "yeah, maybe I dunno"
"Spanking crushes the soul, rendering children forever inert, slaves to an unseen force, forever shackled by the memories of an angry archetypal demigod."
Me:
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What's that, Anon? You didn't buy a copy of "The Camp of the Saints" when it was still legal? Oh, no...
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This is why it’s so comical to me when guys like Fetterman insist they don’t care about clothes.
The amount of pettiness and effort he puts into avoiding a suit shows a real, deep emotional connection to his hoody and shorts.
He cares DEEPLY about his image. https://t.co/krVgvhBvB1
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At least Rep. Jim Traficant made an effort.
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@JReubenCIark: 5 minutes after the last social media "prankster" is eliminated.
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La vacuna
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Brad Stevens would have had a good play drawn up at the end of regulation and overtime.
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"Wise words from a wise woman." https://t.co/8PlP3WviOs https://t.co/TXBxvcqU1z
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"Wise words from a wise woman."
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We should require all new windmills to look like this. https://t.co/ppjqhHtHQV https://t.co/st5OM1nHzl
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We should require all new windmills to look like this.
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Drop something red from your gallery. https://t.co/jJkSfMJXXr https://t.co/MXkE36azY2
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Drop something red from your gallery.
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@dpinsen @gallandguile "I learn a lot when I listen to Doris Burke"
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You might regard Tucker's bowtie-wearing past as unfortunate.
It is not. It is a necessary symbol of his transition from NormieCon Nerd to Chad Populist.
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"Chloe, I just choked out a talented Michael Jackson impersonator and..."
"Jack! Why..."
"I calibrated it so he would only sleep peacefully, not die. Look, I need the schematics for the NY subway overlaid w the sewer grid NOW."
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Ah yes, those damn Republicans running the
*checks notes*
Hollywood studios.
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You have to hand it to Tucker Carlson.
Or else. https://t.co/5FSMvy27vF https://t.co/xsXZR3v7Gz
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You have to hand it to Tucker Carlson.
Or else.
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Per this Alito quote, they might be too mistrustful to circulate draft opinions as freely.
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"Invade Canada? I honestly can't tell if you're being serious right now." https://t.co/qxT6PNrNlu https://t.co/0YjUztXkP9
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"Invade Canada? I honestly can't tell if you're being serious right now."
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@JReubenCIark: MFW I have a perfectly good tweet making fun of liberal journos for LARPing as europoors, but you guys ignore it bc "ew, sports."
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The media all but accused Phil Mickelson of doing 9/11 because the LIV tour has Saudi investors, but Leo Messi gets paid $25 million/yr to be an "ambassador" for the Saudi govt and they don't say a peep bc "squeeee soccer!"
https://www.espn.com/soccer/paris-saint-germain-frapsg/story/4938998/psg-consider-fining-lionel-messi-over-missing-training-for-unauthorised-saudi-trip-sources
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LOLLLLL DYINGLOL
I knew a guy EXACTLY like this.
Was fat nerdy programmer, became total gym-bro complete with gram scale in his office, measuring precise servings of tasteless chicken breast.
Vasectomy. Roided weightlifter GF cheated on him 3x.
Most miserable guy I know. https://t.co/WLwgl1gCDa
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I guess you just don't have what it takes to be a high-value male.
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You know a tweet hit big when it gets recycled on Instagram
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JRC2 just mentioned to me that "Robert E. Lee looks like Count Dooku" and I said, "Well, Count Dooku was played by a guy named Lee," and then I looked it up and it turns out Christopher Lee is actually related to Robert E. Lee.
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JRC2 just mentioned to me that "Robert E. Lee looks like Count Dooku" and I said, "Well, Count Dooku was played by a guy named Lee," and then I looked it up and it turns out Christopher Lee is actually related to Robert E. Lee.
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@JReubenCIark: So glad the democratic party isn't controlled by their crazy base.
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The sportsbro-to-cutting-your-balls-off pipeline remains intact.
Unlike the sportsbros themselves. Or their pipelines.
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You're telling me *this* person is unstable and erratic and possibly violent? Come on.
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"I'm sorry, I guess I've touched grass too many times to get your humor." https://t.co/Sikvc55lTo
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: "Why is that funny to you? Am I the only one who doesn't see what's funny about it?"
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"Why do I always feel like you guys are talking in some incel code?" https://t.co/W9ZzaOs3AR
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: "I'm sorry, I guess I've touched grass too many times to get your humor."
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"I have no idea what that means, but it sounds racist." https://t.co/DFxVyeTANR
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: "Why do I always feel like you guys are talking in some incel code?"
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"Sorry, is that some kind of joke? I don't speak 4Chan." https://t.co/iGRApk24d9
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: "I have no idea what that means, but it sounds racist."
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"Based? What does that mean? Based on what?" https://t.co/YrUpPnnAJ9
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: "Sorry, is that some kind of joke? I don't speak 4Chan."
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"I'm sorry, is this sarcasm? I can't tell sometimes." https://t.co/oDbqxHutBQ
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: "Based? What does that mean? Based on what?"
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"That's not funny." https://t.co/TN4uO3aNG4
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: "I'm sorry, is this sarcasm? I can't tell sometimes."
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We forgot to add watermarks in honor of Taylor's original graphic. https://t.co/eciDc7Y4kK
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: This is just getting silly.
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Beautiful. https://t.co/yKX9XWDEQG https://t.co/xw9aqFzTZt
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: We forgot to add watermarks in honor of Taylor's original graphic.
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Beautiful.
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1. Realize there can be no peace w the enemies of God
2. Read only the finest schizo poasts
3. Make based friends
4. Get strapped
5. Help others w steps 1-4
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Hard to think of a better example of Conservatism, Inc.'s cluelessness than this: YAF publishing a video of Matt Walsh OWNING a guy in a dress by asking "What is a woman?" while simultaneously affirming in the title of the video that the guy is in fact a "Transgender Woman."
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1. Realize there can be no peace w the enemies of God
2. Read only the finest schizo poasts
3. Make based friends
4. Get strapped
5. Help others w steps 1-4
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@spandrell3 @lueyee @R4ISTL7N @RealBlackIrish MFW I use the wrong Chinese character and accidentally simp for my wife.
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@lueyee @spandrell3 I sang in church today and my wife accompanied me on piano and a lady texted me about it and I said something nice about my wife, we're not gonna make it.
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Notice that Eve is the one who first eats the forbidden fruit. It is through her that death first comes to mankind, but mortality is the flipside of procreation. Creatures give birth to new life to replace themselves when they die.
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Finally, God rests on the 7th day. I was going to joke that there's no symbolism here, he was just tired, but I suppose there is a lesson in that he finished his work first, and only then rested.
Speaking of which, it's getting late.
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Having created Man, his prize creation, God then makes Woman to ensure the perpetuity of mankind.
Now of course neither Eve *nor* Adam can create life without the other. But women are the actual *vessels* of future life.
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Notice that Eve is the one who first eats the forbidden fruit. It is through her that death first comes to mankind, but mortality is the flipside of procreation. Creatures give birth to new life to replace themselves when they die.
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Animals before man, certainly, obviously. We proceed from lower to higher forms of being.
But why man before woman? Are women a higher form of being? Or does this mean men are primary and women secondary?
I think neither. Woman is last bc she represents future creation.
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Having created Man, his prize creation, God then makes Woman to ensure the perpetuity of mankind.
Now of course neither Eve *nor* Adam can create life without the other. But women are the actual *vessels* of future life.
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J. Respectful Clark
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I don't know if it's anything more profound than that God saved man's sphere, land, for the 6th day.
What is more interesting to me is the order that things were done on the 6th day.
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Animals before man, certainly, obviously. We proceed from lower to higher forms of being.
But why man before woman? Are women a higher form of being? Or does this mean men are primary and women secondary?
I think neither. Woman is last bc she represents future creation.
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Now we come to the 5th day, when God creates the animals of the sea and sky.
What does it mean that these were created before land animals? Are these creatures in some sense lower forms of life? In comparison to land mammals perhaps, but not in comparison to, say, insects.
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I don't know if it's anything more profound than that God saved man's sphere, land, for the 6th day.
What is more interesting to me is the order that things were done on the 6th day.
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What is created on the 4th day isn't light.
It's time.
In the 1st 3 days God creates the Earth, man's dwelling place, in 3 dimensions, and on the 4th he puts in place the 4th dimension through which man will move from birth to death and beyond.
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Now we come to the 5th day, when God creates the animals of the sea and sky.
What does it mean that these were created before land animals? Are these creatures in some sense lower forms of life? In comparison to land mammals perhaps, but not in comparison to, say, insects.
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Now we come to day 4, when God created the Sun, Moon and stars.
Although there was already "light" created on the 1st day (the light of Christ himself?), now there are lights in the sky to "be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years."
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What is created on the 4th day isn't light.
It's time.
In the 1st 3 days God creates the Earth, man's dwelling place, in 3 dimensions, and on the 4th he puts in place the 4th dimension through which man will move from birth to death and beyond.
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So after days 1-2, the Earth has been brought into being, negating its voidness.
Day 3 takes away its formlessness. The dry land appears, the landforms are created, and it's covered with vegetation. Though not fully populated yet, the Earth has recognizable form.
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Now we come to day 4, when God created the Sun, Moon and stars.
Although there was already "light" created on the 1st day (the light of Christ himself?), now there are lights in the sky to "be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years."
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So after days 1-2, the Earth has been brought into being, negating its voidness.
Day 3 takes away its formlessness. The dry land appears, the landforms are created, and it's covered with vegetation. Though not fully populated yet, the Earth has recognizable form.
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So on the first day, the nothingness of the earth is dispelled. It now exists.
Now for the second day: God did not *just* create the sky. He separated the waters of the Earth from the waters of the firmament, *thereby* creating the sky. He then calls the sky "Heaven."
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So why light 1st? Darkness represents nothingness. When you see darkness, what you actually see is nothing. By giving light, God begins to negate the nothingness of the Earth. He brings it into existence.
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J. Respectful Clark
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This corresponds to the opening passage of the Gospel of John, which calls Christ the Light that shines in darkness, "and the darkness comprehended it not."
I suspect most ppl interpret "comprehend" as referring to understanding, but it can also refer to boundaries.
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J. Respectful Clark
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Let's start with the state of things at the beginning. The earth is "without form, and void"; some other translations say "empty" or "desolate" instead of void.
So the earth lacks form, and it lacks substance. https://t.co/gpYFVu9qki
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So why light 1st? Darkness represents nothingness. When you see darkness, what you actually see is nothing. By giving light, God begins to negate the nothingness of the Earth. He brings it into existence.
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J. Respectful Clark
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Here's a handy summary from Genesis. Some of the order is self-evidently necessary; e.g. you need land before land animals. Other parts are not so obvious. Light on the 1st day but no sun until the 4th?
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Let's start with the state of things at the beginning. The earth is "without form, and void"; some other translations say "empty" or "desolate" instead of void.
So the earth lacks form, and it lacks substance.
J. Respectful Clark
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Went to the temple tonight and did some thinking about the days of creation and why the Earth was created in the order that it was.
1/ https://t.co/Dpacob6E5r
J. Respectful Clark
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Here's a handy summary from Genesis. Some of the order is self-evidently necessary; e.g. you need land before land animals. Other parts are not so obvious. Light on the 1st day but no sun until the 4th?
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Went to the temple tonight and did some thinking about the days of creation and why the Earth was created in the order that it was.
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What 90s movie do you consider to be perfect? https://t.co/ryJBvMjPMb https://t.co/b8WrZjcpOn
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What 90s movie do you consider to be perfect?
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I get this question at least once a month, I need to do the definitive #HelenKellerHoax thread soon.
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People with an SAT 1500 in 2013 to ppl with an SAT 1600 in 2023 when the rejection letters arrive.
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@paul_hundred @SaladBarFan He looks like Mindy Kaling's brother who lied about being black to get into med school.
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"Howdy. Looks like we got a lot to talk about....ma'am. How about a beer?" https://t.co/6GprAuExOD https://t.co/RrMtDNuNUE
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"Sure is nice of ya to have a Bud Light w me Chris...tine. There's just one question I cant get outta my head: Did they replace your pistol with a holster?"
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"Howdy. Looks like we got a lot to talk about....ma'am. How about a beer?" https://t.co/6GprAuExOD https://t.co/RrMtDNuNUE
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"Howdy. Looks like we got a lot to talk about....ma'am. How about a beer?"
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@Steve_Sailer @JamesSurowiecki @CLHinkle In Europe they have diesel hybrids that can go close to 900 miles without refueling, but the EPA doesn't allow them here.
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@MateoAnderso @JeffPassan I mean they didn't tear up the runways, did they?
One could call it a new airport or the same airport.
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"she obviously has no idea who consumes her product"
Of course she does, that's why she did it.
There's no glory in gaying up wine coolers. https://t.co/tjFZGAcYsl https://t.co/ZkRpcAVbZe
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"she obviously has no idea who consumes her product"
Of course she does, that's why she did it.
There's no glory in gaying up wine coolers.
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@mostvaluabledog @JeffPassan Read the whole convo, it's an interesting metaphysical discussion.
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@JeffPassan SLC Airport has expanded a lot, but I wouldn't call it "new."
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RW ppl have mentioned the anger that single millennial/zoomer women will feel when they finally realize they missed their chance to be mothers, but I'm not sure that's the worst of it. They will try to steal your children to replace the ones they never had. https://t.co/796NhwROXO https://t.co/nCxG0FKJB6
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RW ppl have mentioned the anger that single millennial/zoomer women will feel when they finally realize they missed their chance to be mothers, but I'm not sure that's the worst of it. They will try to steal your children to replace the ones they never had.
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@Spesh98 @UniWatch I guess nowadays you have to specify this sort of thing.
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So if you feel certain that you will never have a gf, and find the standards that a man must meet in order to obtain any sort of respect overwhelming....the trannissaries are ready to offer salvation.
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Then saith the disciple, "Tho it were over, yet are we also back."
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SNL cribbing notes from rw twitter anons again https://t.co/gJDSQuFZJJ https://t.co/xhVWR35xYO
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SNL cribbing notes from rw twitter anons again
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12 tickets to Barbie, please. https://t.co/ehm7snGzl3 https://t.co/sojuU0oe9H
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12 tickets to Barbie, please.
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This is my adjudication of the never-ending debate among singles about whether men or women are more to blame for them not getting married.
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You can practically trace the history of Twitter tiresomeness with this list. https://t.co/1pLCdnC0lF https://t.co/LmlUuC7aM9
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You can practically trace the history of Twitter tiresomeness with this list.
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2000s: "I got soul but I'm not a soldier"
2020s: "I got r*ped but he's not a r*pist"
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There's no joke I can make that would improve upon this
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Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally? https://t.co/BAnZ0JXKYp https://t.co/O4NpMwkmNE
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Without downloading any new pictures, where are you mentally?
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There's no joke I can make that would improve upon this https://t.co/uZGx8D5ea8
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@nellfire @TurboDingus Sure, San Francisco is a better place to play than Oakland. That doesn't mean Oakland is a bad place to play; it wasn't for the warriors.
And I'm not sure what the alleged decline of baseball has to do with it; if it is declining it isn't particular to Oakland.
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@mirrormerecos Would rather not say, but this is the signature food of the place I was born.
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Post four characters that you relate to and let people make assumptions about you.
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@JReubenCIark: "I always knew that Snopes dot com bookmark I added in Internet Explorer in 2003 would come in handy someday."
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I love how he deleted the original, ambiguous tweet, but not the explanation that made it way worse. https://t.co/Rmt9eaCzSK
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: We did it, fam.
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@JReubenCIark: I love how he deleted the original, ambiguous tweet, but not the explanation that made it way worse.
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@JReubenCIark: All of our enemies are the crying Dawson gif. The people who weaponize their own frailty and uselessness against functional humans.
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@DeadBug15 https://t.co/2NdunwVyJs
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: @DeadBug15
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Yes. #MakeItATrillion https://t.co/zK8l0baIqO https://t.co/KJqiVjscfV
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Yes. #MakeItATrillion
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Dudes in prison on drug possession charges when ppl who don't understand how the system works say "We should decriminalize drug possession but execute drug dealers."
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He already has me blocked despite no interaction, so presumably he uses the DezNat block list. Another BYU professor to avoid! https://t.co/3XoEncY9HR
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Come on.
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He already has me blocked despite no interaction, so presumably he uses the DezNat block list. Another BYU professor to avoid!
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"Are you telling me you went to France and didn't know what all the various charges on the restaurant bill meant before you left? Try opening a guidebook."
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Hmmm this is a tough one. https://t.co/sYPBMGMQUb https://t.co/a4iOqnfVla
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Hmmm this is a tough one.
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@bydivinedesign_ @NotYourBishop They're Geman, it's like a friendlier version of "Sprockets"
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Once again, someone is getting canceled for their bad take and it's for entirely the wrong reason.
This guy isn't a misogynist, he's just a poser who doesn't get rock music.
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Oh yes.
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Is this the 1000-year Gilbertreich?
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I'm glad she includes a real pic in her avi so that we know she cannot be trusted to tell the truth. https://t.co/s7PUa1rGwG https://t.co/GlelrXGo25
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I'm glad she includes a real pic in her avi so that we know she cannot be trusted to tell the truth.https://twitter.com/tessasilverman/status/1633972163484192768
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Most of these aren't too difficult but here's one that I only got 3/4 on. https://t.co/5onLHmf0ms https://t.co/xiwK61zW01
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Most of these aren't too difficult but here's one that I only got 3/4 on.
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Mark Pope when you inform him that the BYU offense works better with Dallin Hall at point.
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Found this from an antimormon redditor, it's mine now, all of their memes backfire.
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From "Teachings of the Prophet Joseph Smith" https://t.co/iT4ivmS63V https://t.co/GDRhez8OvK
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From "Teachings of the Prophet Joseph Smith"
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"Non-responsive. Non-responsive. Non-responsive." https://t.co/19fqnGbY8w https://t.co/0JOPhYF2II
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"Non-responsive. Non-responsive. Non-responsive."
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>hipster musician dresses like an 1890s schoolteacher bc hipster
>leaves LDS Church
>says she dressed that way bc she belonged to a "cult"
I mean hipsterism *is* kinda culty but still.
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"Dear Vladimir Putin...
"I'm so sorry I was not your mother...
"If I were your mother I would have started dressing you in girls clothes starting from age 2. I would have taken you to a perverted quack to have you put on puberty blockers and eventually remove your..."
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@wasphyxiation Peter Sellers in Dr. Strangelove and The Magic Christian
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"My friend please NOT approach bn until I am advise safe. Are large group ✏️🥾 attack unprovocate steal wallet shoe text book merciless behave. I am not capacity to fix."
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“The best advice i can give to faithful LDS, is to just stay the f--- away from progmos, ok…just stay the f--- away,
There’s noooooo fixing this, ok, there’s no fixing this."
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Progmos and exmos when a Democrat SEC flunky claims that a no-name accountant at Ensign Peak maybe filed the wrong form. https://t.co/XGBV3JTAnY
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: Progmos and Exmos when they find out the Church is good at investing for the future.
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Exmos and progmos when a hostile government brings fake, 3-felonies-a-day SEC charges against the Church, resulting in an inconsequential fine and no admission of guilt. https://t.co/ovtOTn2x47
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: Progmos and exmos when a Democrat SEC flunky claims that a no-name accountant at Ensign Peak maybe filed the wrong form.
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Exmos and progmos when a hostile government brings fake, 3-felonies-a-day SEC charges against the Church, resulting in an inconsequential fine and no admission of guilt.
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JRC2 pointed out yesterday that Nacho Libre cribbed the "unsupportive wife/gf changes her mind and inspires fighter to victory" element from the Rocky movies and I can't believe I never noticed this.
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