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@Shamed_Vulture: Good King Ron has turned Florida into a red paradise, making the third most populous state in the US a genuine bastion of freedom, prosperity, and decency. But he's going to be leaving it all to go lose a shot at the presidency, leaving his state in the hands of the vile GOP.

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An Anthropology of American Denominations: A Guide for the Terminally Online I keep seeing Europeans, urbanites, and other online-only demos talk about Christians without really understanding what most normal churchgoers in the US are like. I'll try to help with that here.

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They claim this is patriarchy but it's just about the opposite. The huge family size, the rigidly controlled appearances, the extremely public lives, and the undercurrent of sibling exploitation and sexual abuse? This is Michelle Duggar's world.

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Damn Hallmark for today.

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Everyone blackpilling on the timeline right now are just telling me they didn't fully appreciate how grim things were. Bros, you're in a war with the entire ruling global order, you're going to die, and you probably won't even live to see the regime fall. Nut up, buttercup.
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Someone with an eye for Public Relations is advising the Subway Hero. This is far more hostile territory than Wisconsin, but the team this guy has on his side are a lot more with it than the early Rittenhouse crew. This is going to be a very interesting legal and PR battle.

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This still has to be one of the most shameless acts of political theatre I've ever seen.
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The solution? Well, that's still pretty much the same. https://t.co/iBejYRB66B
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: Also, screw Earth Day.

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In America the current center of Queen of Heaven worship is of course Salt Lake City, as you'd expect given their beliefs. But make no mistake, anywhere you see mother-goddess appeals, you're going to see an undercurrent of prostitution and sexual incontinence. https://t.co/dPA05c6Ylg
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: The solution? Well, that's still pretty much the same.

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Needless to say, the "god's wife" worship has it's corruptions. The ancient Israelites conflated Baal and Yahweh, and so included Asherah worship at times. Same impulse happens when Catholic Mariology ticks too high at times and also goes there. Church is against this naturally. https://t.co/pDdMkdx4BL
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: In America the current center of Queen of Heaven worship is of course Salt Lake City, as you'd expect given their beliefs. But make no mistake, anywhere you see mother-goddess appeals, you're going to see an undercurrent of prostitution and sexual incontinence.

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New age/modern pagan art depictions of the Queen of Heaven aren't usually using the pole depiction, but she's typically thin or slender, not the hip and bust primordial Venus type. She's depicted with a very simp gaze, typically, a MILF basically. https://t.co/RvzkH4CKjt
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: Needless to say, the "god's wife" worship has it's corruptions. The ancient Israelites conflated Baal and Yahweh, and so included Asherah worship at times. Same impulse happens when Catholic Mariology ticks too high at times and also goes there. Church is against this naturally.

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Obviously Jewish pornographers are still faithful even now, but Asherah isn't called by her name by most of her worshipers now. Modern occultists prefer to call her "Queen of Heaven", and from the free-love hippies onward they worship her with outdoor sex rituals. https://t.co/Yu0QsJMS7W
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: New age/modern pagan art depictions of the Queen of Heaven aren't usually using the pole depiction, but she's typically thin or slender, not the hip and bust primordial Venus type. She's depicted with a very simp gaze, typically, a MILF basically.

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Ancient Hebrew had no female word for "goddess", but in Canaan the wife of the chief god Baal was Asherah, she of the groves and poles. Under the spreading branches of her trees, male and female prostitutes dedicated to her service waited to worship her with sex. Israel loved it. https://t.co/Gkes2kP2vn
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: Obviously Jewish pornographers are still faithful even now, but Asherah isn't called by her name by most of her worshipers now. Modern occultists prefer to call her "Queen of Heaven", and from the free-love hippies onward they worship her with outdoor sex rituals.

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Lilith worshippers are getting rightly castigated in these circles, but as popular as the goddess of abortion is, I'm seeing even more worship of another Canaanite goddess. Asherah isn't adverse to the rare sacrificed baby, of course, but she's mainly the goddess of fornication. https://t.co/FxllCEpfHc https://t.co/m78n9EIT2l
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: Ancient Hebrew had no female word for "goddess", but in Canaan the wife of the chief god Baal was Asherah, she of the groves and poles. Under the spreading branches of her trees, male and female prostitutes dedicated to her service waited to worship her with sex. Israel loved it.

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Lilith worshippers are getting rightly castigated in these circles, but as popular as the goddess of abortion is, I'm seeing even more worship of another Canaanite goddess. Asherah isn't adverse to the rare sacrificed baby, of course, but she's mainly the goddess of fornication.
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Texas mall shooter posted hate-filled messages before the attack. "The most important thing about a school shooting is to know the race of the person, who did it, the kill count," he wrote. In another post, alongside a swastika: "Here's what I think about your diversity"

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@jollier_raptor I know it's just an autocorrect typo, but I love the thought of everyone's second favorite Tex-Mex bar and grill getting a political shake up.

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If The Actual State wants to execute you, it doesn't have to spend any money at all. It just sends a mentally ill drug addict to do it. The cost of official executions is because The State desperately doesn't want to have it's pet monsters put down by justice-craving citizens. https://t.co/pPLFOVVfOC https://t.co/dmdNv7yACf
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: They tried really hard to railroad this husky young fella even though he did absolutely nothing wrong because he shot two State Agents and wounded another. What's amazing about America is that there are enough alternate power bases that he actually made it free.

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If The Actual State wants to execute you, it doesn't have to spend any money at all. It just sends a mentally ill drug addict to do it. The cost of official executions is because The State desperately doesn't want to have it's pet monsters put down by justice-craving citizens.
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Church potluck is today, lfg

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@TinTinEnjoyer @DEFanboy1998 Reformed Baptist checking in.

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Just like with the New Spiderman vs the Rami Spidermans, Dune shows a the weird inversion with the incredibly beautiful mom and the depressing-looking love interest. https://t.co/nsevPpBXGy
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: *both love interests. This is very mean.

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Just like with the New Spiderman vs the Rami Spidermans, Dune shows a the weird inversion with the incredibly beautiful mom and the depressing-looking love interest.

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Good morning, we just successfully bullied the school board into getting rid of some gay books from the middle school library .

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Most of us won't have to face death, or torture, or job loss, for being Christian. But you need to run that scenario in your mind often, you need to decide what you are willing to take a bullet for, or go to jail for, or lose your job for. You don't really have beliefs otherwise. https://t.co/QUneVIgDXA
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: And then pray that should the time come you will not be found wanting.

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@Shamed_Vulture: Most of us won't have to face death, or torture, or job loss, for being Christian. But you need to run that scenario in your mind often, you need to decide what you are willing to take a bullet for, or go to jail for, or lose your job for. You don't really have beliefs otherwise.

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Cassie there was a student at Columbine High School. She had a gun held to her head, she was asked "do you believe in God?" She said yes and immediately was killed. Nobody has ever asked anyone if they believed in Nietzsche, and nobody would be willing to die for that belief. https://t.co/MJ2Cy7hfGX
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: The only two issues where the right has won in the past few decades are abortion and gun rights. A lot of careful, meticulous legal work has gone into both, but that's happened in other issues too. But these are the two issues that people are willing to die for.

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Fanaticism is vital to accomplishing anything. You need be preparing at any time and in any place to die for your beliefs. If you're not, they're just opinions. Are you ready, gun to your head, to say yes you are a Christian? A 17-year-old girl did, are you going to get shown up? https://t.co/OJh67g64Lg
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: Cassie there was a student at Columbine High School. She had a gun held to her head, she was asked "do you believe in God?" She said yes and immediately was killed. Nobody has ever asked anyone if they believed in Nietzsche, and nobody would be willing to die for that belief.

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Fanaticism is vital to accomplishing anything. You need be preparing at any time and in any place to die for your beliefs. If you're not, they're just opinions. Are you ready, gun to your head, to say yes you are a Christian? A 17-year-old girl did, are you going to get shown up?

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I think this poll is less about body types and much more about men preferring the one who is giving a pretty, genuine, and feminine smile. Find you a woman who smiles like this.
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Just like the DSM has dozens of distinctive categories, I'm sure the different colors of hair dye each mean something unique. But like the DSM, they're all just different ways of saying "crazy person".

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Since from that spot it fled that day I waited oft, in hope to see What once could drive my gloom away And charge my very soul with glee; https://t.co/QAsewQlfZ4
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: But heavy on my heart it lay And filled my breast with misery. Yet no song ever seemed so gay As that quiet hour let steal to me Though in my heart one thought ran free, Her fresh face wrapped in earthly clot; Earth, you have marred her purity, My secret pearl without a spot.

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I lost her in a garden where Through grass she fell to earthen plot; Wounded by love beyond repair I mourn that pearl without a spot. https://t.co/qEoNsgqvoV
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: Since from that spot it fled that day I waited oft, in hope to see What once could drive my gloom away And charge my very soul with glee;

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Pearl, to delight a prince's day, Flawlessly set in gold so fair In all the East, I dare to say, I have not found one to compare. So round, so radiant in array, So small, so smooth her contours were, Wherever I judged jewels gay I set her worth as truly rare. https://t.co/w5JuUxvw52
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: I lost her in a garden where Through grass she fell to earthen plot; Wounded by love beyond repair I mourn that pearl without a spot.

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Pearl, to delight a prince's day, Flawlessly set in gold so fair In all the East, I dare to say, I have not found one to compare. So round, so radiant in array, So small, so smooth her contours were, Wherever I judged jewels gay I set her worth as truly rare.

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When the debased primitives of a fallen empire looked back on the vast and precise masonry of their greater forefathers, they scoffed at the thought of mere man achieving such heights. "Cyclopean" masonry is because they said surely it was done by giants. They were coping, too.
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Every time I see the merchandising I can't help but recall Steve Sailer's offhand comment "-the vaguely-lesbian movie Frozen".

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I've shot a lot of old Russian shit and I've shot old American shit. Who wants to take bets that their nukes still work while ours don't?
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@JasonBedrick @SaysSimulation Lol no.

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@MogTheUrbanite I dunno, picture #5 is more appealing to me than picture #3.

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You know, she could lose some weight.

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Still thinking about when someone mentioned that juggalo makeup confused facial recognition software, and how Facebook dropped a new "see how you'd look as a juggalo" filter a week later.

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Beginning with the city you were born, list every city you’ve lived in chronologically up to today. Don’t be embarrassed if it’s only one city... Mine: Leesburg, VA Hagerstown, MD Seabrook, TX Houston, TX Pocatello, ID Austin, TX Tacoma, WA Dillon, MT Ranson, WV Bolivar, WV https://t.co/621RYITbrl
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@gastonnerval @FrenlyOfficer Farmer Hogget

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There's a lot of reasonable debate to be had if this guy was more dangerous with an established but constrained platform versus being a free agent. But nobody made that careful risk analysis. The Regime lashes out in blind and stupid rage, and it will bite them one of these days

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Post your best Steve Sailer shark attack crops. I'll start with a recent:

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@Shamed_Vulture: You know about the isotopes indicating massive nuclear bombardment, didn't you anon?

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I can't help but think about how disappointed Tom Clancy would be that NATO vs Russia turns out, in fact, to just be really boring trench warfare.

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Of all the damnable abuses of our language, the foremost must be equivocating "love" with "uncritical tolerance for sin".
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It's not so much that an economic collapse is *coming*. Pretty sure we're in the Wile E Coyote "realizing gravity" phase:
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This is strong propaganda and makes many terrible people mad, but I can't help but see the cynicism and pornographic eye that went into this photo. How much effort was put into the lighting to show off that dress transparency? Wicked to involve a child in this photoshoot.

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What's an urban legend that you think is in fact true? I'll go first. I'm absolutely certain there's a set of ghetto twins out there named Oranjello and Lemonjello.

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Make no mistake: if he rose at all It was as His body; If the cell’s dissolution did not reverse, the molecule reknit, The amino acids rekindle, The Church will fall. Christ is Risen!

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Good afternoon on this Good Friday, frens. You're going to find yourself dying, justly condemned to death for your sin. Your fate is inescapable. There are only two options for you: Will you mock Christ Jesus? Or will you say, "Lord, remember me when you come into your kingdom."

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Today those two thousand years ago, it was on a donkey, as kings did to symbolize peace. Soon, it's going to be on a white horse. And it's not going to be peaceful. Maranatha.
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The branding for the newly activated trannissary terror brigade has already been written:
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Hosanna, Son of David! Hosanna in the highest!

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If anything about this week has surprised you I'm sorry, you still have not accepted how bad things are. Here's the real secret: It's going to get even worse.

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Four thirty and daughter is off the bus. Spring break time in the Watermelon Household.

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Actors and actresses have always been scum. The last actually admirable actor died 157 years ago.

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You guys never realized that the yarmulke is a surrogate foreskin? Deprived of the little hat they were born with, poor Jewish fellows have to compensate.

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COZY COZY UNPLEASANT KINO COZY
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I’ve heard DMV workers, IRS agents, and police sergeants complain about being chained to their desks, but what if we actually tried chaining them to their desks? The only specialists allowed to be free were strategoi, military has to be free to perform it’s job. But cops? Chains. https://t.co/ed14vPP7aJ
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: It’s a modest proposal, but I think its time has come. Let’s dispense with public servants and embrace public slaves. How much better in the next couple weeks would you feel if you knew your IRS agent was in an iron collar?

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The dēmosioi were shadowed by elected or lottery-selected nonspecialists for everything. These free polis-men were allowed, in fact commanded, to beat the specialist expert slaves if they were lazy or inefficient. If they were good/hard-working, the dēmosioi were well-treated. https://t.co/GZ3pSKyZbs
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: I’ve heard DMV workers, IRS agents, and police sergeants complain about being chained to their desks, but what if we actually tried chaining them to their desks? The only specialists allowed to be free were strategoi, military has to be free to perform it’s job. But cops? Chains.

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A lot of specialized training has to go into the running of a complex state, and having untrained dunces in charge is a huge risk. Imagine a thousand Pete Buttgregs in charge of a million train derailments. But nobody says the specialists have to make a comfortable GS-14 salary. https://t.co/z2XZJbQb79
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: The dēmosioi were shadowed by elected or lottery-selected nonspecialists for everything. These free polis-men were allowed, in fact commanded, to beat the specialist expert slaves if they were lazy or inefficient. If they were good/hard-working, the dēmosioi were well-treated.

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Even the polis’ police were slaves. Athens famously had the enslaved Assyrian archers as its police force, authorized to keep the peace but still owned by the state and overseen by elected (or randomly selected) officials without specialist training. I’d back this blue. https://t.co/MpLgWv0FQD
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: A lot of specialized training has to go into the running of a complex state, and having untrained dunces in charge is a huge risk. Imagine a thousand Pete Buttgregs in charge of a million train derailments. But nobody says the specialists have to make a comfortable GS-14 salary.

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Dēmosioi in Classical-Era Greece were the ones who actually got things done in-city, as all non-military magistrates were expected to not be experts. Repair roads? Slaves. Fix buildings? Slaves. Measure out coinage? Slave. Access taxes? Slave. A bureaucracy of specialist slaves. https://t.co/uWw2fXr4hC
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: Even the polis’ police were slaves. Athens famously had the enslaved Assyrian archers as its police force, authorized to keep the peace but still owned by the state and overseen by elected (or randomly selected) officials without specialist training. I’d back this blue.

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How do we solve the problem of Public Servants? Make them Public Slaves: The Dēmosioi Solution. It's not controversial to say that an big problem for us is the huge set of people in the US who are directly paid by the Regime. Your Yarvins suggest a buyout, say we just enslave. https://t.co/kOAoJSCwXa
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: Dēmosioi in Classical-Era Greece were the ones who actually got things done in-city, as all non-military magistrates were expected to not be experts. Repair roads? Slaves. Fix buildings? Slaves. Measure out coinage? Slave. Access taxes? Slave. A bureaucracy of specialist slaves.

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How do we solve the problem of Public Servants? Make them Public Slaves: The Dēmosioi Solution. It's not controversial to say that an big problem for us is the huge set of people in the US who are directly paid by the Regime. Your Yarvins suggest a buyout, say we just enslave.

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Whole banking system isn't going to collapse today and doesn't look like a bank run. But just like 2020 really should have been your wakeup call to stock spare toilet paper/paper towels/food, let this be a good reminder to always keep $500 in cash as a reserve.

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@Shamed_Vulture: Septimius Severus would blush.

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Ur at the bar enjoying the time and this smug fat Norwood comes up 2 u and sez he gonna steal ur hour. Wat u do?

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Go to church this morning to witness a genuine, astonishing, supernatural miracle. You will find, here and there, few and far between, some PEOPLE who have ACTUALLY CHANGED FOR THE BETTER. That's impossible, without God.

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@Shamed_Vulture @Aristos_Revenge What’s the angle on highjump? Everything I see is pretty bland
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@Aristos_Revenge You have not heard of the Hollow Earth then.

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"Hyperstagflation"

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Having said all these nice things about Arizona's southerness, I will note that I DO NOT acknowledge this stuff as real sweet tea, however.
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People are acting confused about Arizona, but the Confederate Territory of Arizona was a going concern in the Civil War, and a fiercely contested theater until the Battle of Glorietta Pass capping off the New Mexico Campaign. Did you know about the Gettysburg of the West?

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The campaign was over, though. A Maj. Chivington, plump lout pictured here, heard the sounds of battle but ignored it, instead listening to a scout's report about finding the Confederate supply camp. While Scurry won the field, Chivington waddled his force over to torch his camp. https://t.co/b1gQiWISBs
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: The history of the New Mexico campaign is fascinating stuff, very neglected in the greater retellings of the Civil War. Arizona is right to claim southern identity, they gave it a good fight. Better luck in Round 2. Just next time let's remember to prioritize the supply lines.

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Over a thousand combatants on each side fought over some of the most dry and rugged terrain of the civil war. As the offensive force the Confederates took higher losses but both forces were literally decimated. The day seemed to be a Confederate victory, however. https://t.co/mAA6hn5CIV
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: The campaign was over, though. A Maj. Chivington, plump lout pictured here, heard the sounds of battle but ignored it, instead listening to a scout's report about finding the Confederate supply camp. While Scurry won the field, Chivington waddled his force over to torch his camp.

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As you'd expect from two such aggressive commanders, both resolved to attack in the morning. Slough hit the exposed forward positions first but Confederate reinforcements flanked him in turn and hammered the Union forces up the pass over the long March day. https://t.co/XGI64rlsIK
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: Over a thousand combatants on each side fought over some of the most dry and rugged terrain of the civil war. As the offensive force the Confederates took higher losses but both forces were literally decimated. The day seemed to be a Confederate victory, however.

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Union forces were under Col. John P. Slough, a lawyer and politician prone to fistfighting. Great contrasting physiognomy here, well fed and self righteous face, weak chin, but he's got extremely intelligent eyes. Ruthless, as any veteran of Bleeding Kansas has to be. https://t.co/FAHqCEEr3U
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: As you'd expect from two such aggressive commanders, both resolved to attack in the morning. Slough hit the exposed forward positions first but Confederate reinforcements flanked him in turn and hammered the Union forces up the pass over the long March day.

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On the eve of battle, Confederate reinforcements arrived under the command of General William Scurry. Check out the physiognomy of this guy: tough, violent, scrappy, and rather vicious, but with a sense of humor. I'd love him as a subordinate but a dangerous CO. https://t.co/0V1WEHv7UA
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: Union forces were under Col. John P. Slough, a lawyer and politician prone to fistfighting. Great contrasting physiognomy here, well fed and self righteous face, weak chin, but he's got extremely intelligent eyes. Ruthless, as any veteran of Bleeding Kansas has to be.

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Sibley pushed a detachment up to Glorietta Pass, needed to get access to the High Plains and Fort Union, the gateway to the north. The initial force encamped in Apache Canyon at the end of the pass and was dislodged by Union troops who stole a forced march. https://t.co/FBORtaC8kj
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: On the eve of battle, Confederate reinforcements arrived under the command of General William Scurry. Check out the physiognomy of this guy: tough, violent, scrappy, and rather vicious, but with a sense of humor. I'd love him as a subordinate but a dangerous CO.

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Confederate forces in the territory were led by General HH Sibley in a campaign aimed to invade north to capture the gold mines of Colorado. His initial victory in the Battle of Valverde Ford pushed Union forces into Fort Craig and allowed early territorial gains. https://t.co/aSSUOr1p6G
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: Sibley pushed a detachment up to Glorietta Pass, needed to get access to the High Plains and Fort Union, the gateway to the north. The initial force encamped in Apache Canyon at the end of the pass and was dislodged by Union troops who stole a forced march.

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The southern half of the vast New Mexico Territory was sparsely settled and lacked the gold mines of Colorado or California, Washington didn't care for the people there so of course they joined with the other southern states in revolt against the imperial capital. https://t.co/nE03PfCT21
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: Confederate forces in the territory were led by General HH Sibley in a campaign aimed to invade north to capture the gold mines of Colorado. His initial victory in the Battle of Valverde Ford pushed Union forces into Fort Craig and allowed early territorial gains.

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People are acting confused about Arizona, but the Confederate Territory of Arizona was a going concern in the Civil War, and a fiercely contested theater until the Battle of Glorietta Pass capping off the New Mexico Campaign. Did you know about the Gettysburg of the West? https://t.co/tSj4PaZx3r https://t.co/Txuc8f5LUD
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: The southern half of the vast New Mexico Territory was sparsely settled and lacked the gold mines of Colorado or California, Washington didn't care for the people there so of course they joined with the other southern states in revolt against the imperial capital.

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People are acting confused about Arizona, but the Confederate Territory of Arizona was a going concern in the Civil War, and a fiercely contested theater until the Battle of Glorietta Pass capping off the New Mexico Campaign. Did you know about the Gettysburg of the West?
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"I'm a Nietzschean. I am planning on dying insane and childless, drooling at my aging sister while she changes my bedpans."

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Pray for me as I labor to repair my twenty-year-old dishwasher. I really don't want one of these newfangled "dead in two years" models.

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Sad to say, I don't think the 2023 USN has the competence to even pull off a false flag anymore. Everyone knows if they lose another aircraft carrier it's because of a love triangle or a diverse pilot.
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Lot of slow low-habbening months in 2023 so far. What's your prediction for the next media psyop?

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There's a timeline where this guy beat Obama like a rented mule. It's so much better. McCain started a global thermonuclear war, but it is still a better timeline.

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This is also what makes me go crazy about owner's manuals being mostly phased out. Videos suck for long term retention.
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Suddenly, I'm in the early stages of planning the crime of the century. https://t.co/GCWtxNrpYX https://t.co/u5R1YwjxV1
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: "Through a bizarre set of circumstances I have become the King of the Groypers."

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Suddenly, I'm in the early stages of planning the crime of the century.
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Have you been sleeping on the Publix Sub, anon?

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@ScythianB Calvinist? Goofy, but- Mark 9:39 all the fucking way down
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@ScythianB I think he means Christian Identity, which is "we wuz the real jooz". It's kind of a little beyond goofy.

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@BrnzAgePrincess His sons are very white, and go to a great school in Langley.

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There are right now several hundred people spending thousands of hours dedicated entirely to subverting and poisoning the Lord of the Rings. They are passionate, they are intentional, and they are evil. Even the Jackson movies were too close and too good for their purposes.

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"The Council of Baptist Dads confirms you are a dissident, but we do NOT grant you the title of Right-Wing."

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@CovfefeAnon @CalifornianOkie @yama_pain You're departing from the good simple wisdom of responding to pedophilic sodomites will millstone posting.

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GM all, it's springtime where I live.

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You think you're so trad with your "KJV-only" memes? Buddy I'm sorry in my house we keep to the real OG.

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I don't care what the content is, if I see you've posted something longer than 280 characters:

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Boy, this guy sure disappeared, didn't he? Organic leaders are leaders in or out of power. Men put forward as puppets for someone else don't last. https://t.co/xZF4mUQe1K
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: He totally got cheated by the way. Doesn't matter. Lake was more organic, and actually fought.

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Boy, this guy sure disappeared, didn't he? Organic leaders are leaders in or out of power. Men put forward as puppets for someone else don't last.

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Son just asked why duels aren't legal anymore and now I'm blackpilled. https://t.co/kMjSoMCL5Y
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: WE HAVE TO GO BACK.

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Son just asked why duels aren't legal anymore and now I'm blackpilled.

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"WHEN THEY TOLD ME THIS JOB WAS ALL ABOUT RUNNING TRAINS I HAD SOMETHING ENTIRELY DIFFERENT IN MIND!"
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You guys remember how somebody blew up the New World Order instruction manual in Georgia and they never made any arrests? Weird how that got memory holed.

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Every right wing Twitter circle looks like this. Tag urself.

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It will be centuries before we can fully appreciate how much damage this man and his administration did in his eight short years in office. I'm not being hyperbolic.

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Playboy Fish: "Boy that was a tough ho to roe."

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I have failed as a father. My oldest son thinks that "PvZ" refers to Plants vs. Zombies, not Protoss v. Zerg.

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I'd buy a clone army from her.
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"I uh...um well...I suppose the ah Cathedral is uh actually um the fault of uh that guy himself."
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People out there still denying MK Ultra when Harley Pasternak's handiwork out there parading around and showing us how much they can get ruined.

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The $2 bill just goes so insanely hard.

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Dude, this is primal GWOT lore.
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The future is moronic and it's beautiful.
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This will not stand. I don't care about his later careers as political organizer, motivational speaker, or Holocaust awareness activist, but I am a enormous fan of Adolf the artist. He had it in him to be a Kinkade before Kinkade, extremely cozy and warm painter. https://t.co/l2f2PApc2S https://t.co/eEuPgWRdBC
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: There's a timeline where Adolf dies in 1986, still unrespected by the hoity toity art critic world but still a polished master of the kind of paintings that go on pillows, puzzles, and church office walls. He's mourned by his beloved wife Eva, and countless sweet old grannies.

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This will not stand. I don't care about his later careers as political organizer, motivational speaker, or Holocaust awareness activist, but I am a enormous fan of Adolf the artist. He had it in him to be a Kinkade before Kinkade, extremely cozy and warm painter.
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Hitler's paintings were extremely boring. Very little vibe https://twitter.com/Known2Cali4nia/status/1622410024835497984/photo/1

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Y'all's takes are getting ever gayer out there.

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They might be a heretical apocalyptic breakaway sect that deny their own children birthday parties, but I cannot deny that Jehovah's Witness pamphlet art is the coziest damn thing you'll ever find stuffed in your front door.

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A fun fact: Great Britain is roughly 115,000 square miles smaller than Baffin Island. Britain's population is roughly 6,000x larger than Baffin's. Goes to show Canada is a long way from being "full"!

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GM, feeling extra patriotic for our occupied nation today.

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I know like twenty local guys who could have taken care of intercepting that Chinese balloon in four hours, tops.

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Keep feeling like the term "longhouse" is used primarily to get men into the log cabin. Just strive for a house or even a nice trailer.

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Good morning gentlemen, what are we brewing up today?

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It's brilliant. They're conducting Gain-of-Function research out in the open, on the public fisc, with millions of idiotic volunteers paying for their own part in Grand Experiment.
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The woman's a complete normie, in all the good and bad ways. Her book program is pretty solid, giving a ton of classic children's books to libraries and schools. She also funded the early development of the Moderna vaccine, so she's giving kids good books, but also heart attacks. https://t.co/RSTq36k0lo
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: I'm not going to really endorse Dolly Parton. She's done some good and a lot of harm, but I do think she means well. In any recognizable America, Dolly Partons will always be produced. I'm not sure if that damns us or is to our credit, but spending a lot being cheap is our way.

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Driving in that side of the Smokies now you'll still see bald hillsides from the huge wildfires in 2016, many people lost their homes to them. Dolly Parton's charities housed and aided almost a thousand displaced families, near as I can tell she has a sincere love for her people. https://t.co/Ryp0hK0kRm
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: The woman's a complete normie, in all the good and bad ways. Her book program is pretty solid, giving a ton of classic children's books to libraries and schools. She also funded the early development of the Moderna vaccine, so she's giving kids good books, but also heart attacks.

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Rednecks ADORE Gatlinburg/Pigeon Forge, let me tell you. I'm Great Smoky Mountains adjacent, and we normally avoid any towns going there, but I'd take the ugly loud silliness of Pigeon Forge any day over the snooty hipsters hell that nearer Asheville turned into. https://t.co/2Axbq7vQA2
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: Driving in that side of the Smokies now you'll still see bald hillsides from the huge wildfires in 2016, many people lost their homes to them. Dolly Parton's charities housed and aided almost a thousand displaced families, near as I can tell she has a sincere love for her people.

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Her home town (near enough) of Pigeon Forge is basically the same thing as she is. Tacky, loud, cheap-looking, touristy, but also FUN. I've taken the kids to Dollywood multiple times, it's a good solid amusement park. For all it's chintzy glam, though, it's safe and friendly. https://t.co/s83xj0dp9y
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: Rednecks ADORE Gatlinburg/Pigeon Forge, let me tell you. I'm Great Smoky Mountains adjacent, and we normally avoid any towns going there, but I'd take the ugly loud silliness of Pigeon Forge any day over the snooty hipsters hell that nearer Asheville turned into.

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The funniest thing about Dolly Parton is her careful management of her image. Despite being architecturally one of the Seven Wonders of the World, for all that she plays up her immense bust she never posed nude for Playboy. Her movies kept it wink-wink nudge-nudge too. https://t.co/qzPm70HOSs
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: Her home town (near enough) of Pigeon Forge is basically the same thing as she is. Tacky, loud, cheap-looking, touristy, but also FUN. I've taken the kids to Dollywood multiple times, it's a good solid amusement park. For all it's chintzy glam, though, it's safe and friendly.

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She's lived a very standard entertainment-industry personal life, in a long term open marriage with a fellow who looks remarkably like a slimmer Donald Trump. She keeps whatever weird shit she's into discreet, though. https://t.co/BswU1GPwdR
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: The funniest thing about Dolly Parton is her careful management of her image. Despite being architecturally one of the Seven Wonders of the World, for all that she plays up her immense bust she never posed nude for Playboy. Her movies kept it wink-wink nudge-nudge too.

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Vocally, though, Dolly Parton herself is a good example of the phenomenon I'm talking about. She plays up her high-pitched voice with a very practiced and deliberate twang, self-consciously "country" in both accent and subject matter in a way that almost parodies itself. https://t.co/Ec4moVfmNT
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I'm not very y interested in Dolly Parton herself, the singer-songwritter. Born into a poor Appalachian family, OF COURSE she wrote songs, anyone who's ever known us people know folk music is how we live and breathe. She actually wrote for other artists before singing herself. https://t.co/bGdupc3Da4
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: Vocally, though, Dolly Parton herself is a good example of the phenomenon I'm talking about. She plays up her high-pitched voice with a very practiced and deliberate twang, self-consciously "country" in both accent and subject matter in a way that almost parodies itself.

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Wholesome Despite Herself: Dolly Parton There's a prole American tradition to embrace a level of crass/tacky kitsch that's tasteless but warm, cheap but self-aware about it, honest in a very false way. It's the fundamental American folkway, and it's perfectly seen here in Dolly. https://t.co/y9XxL6u4Wh
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: I'm not very y interested in Dolly Parton herself, the singer-songwritter. Born into a poor Appalachian family, OF COURSE she wrote songs, anyone who's ever known us people know folk music is how we live and breathe. She actually wrote for other artists before singing herself.

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Wholesome Despite Herself: Dolly Parton There's a prole American tradition to embrace a level of crass/tacky kitsch that's tasteless but warm, cheap but self-aware about it, honest in a very false way. It's the fundamental American folkway, and it's perfectly seen here in Dolly.

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"You watch the prisons, I'll watch the streets."

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Well SOMEBODY isn't woke to the fact that Antarctica is already occupied.
I am once again asking: why are people who think like this doing absolutely nothing to colonize Antarctica, a place that is blisteringly hot when compared to Mars, has more accessible resources, as well as a biosphere, atmosphere, and a magnetosphere? https://twitter.com/realBenLeBlanc/status/1619494845101535233

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Twitter Algorithm boosts chickish slap fighting. My actual feelings when someone online disagrees with me:
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POV: It's 1945 and you're the most Christian city in all of East Asia.

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In my ideal society there are *zero* grounds for divorce. In cases of adultery, abuse, or abandonment there's a better solution.

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You guys all realize this is the same guy, right?

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Great Zimbabwe, the most advanced architectural achievement in Rhodesia before colonization, was made by Austronesians. The Bantu who invaded later ate them.

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You, a simpleton: "Russia-Ukraine War is a reprise of World War I." Me, a war nerd: "Russia-Ukraine War is an upscaled copy of Eritrea-Ethiopia twenty years ago."

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The political enemy of my political enemy is my political friend. A lot of y'all niggas struggle with this. First, some of you don't consider your enemy's enemy a political friend, but second, a lot of you have trouble with these enemy's enemies just being POLITICAL friends.

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There's a place that calls to though I've never ever been.

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Y'know, this is the basic impulse of anti-Second-Ammendment types still today.

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Accurate illustration of my church right now.

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"DMT is totally natural man, your brain totally floods with it as you die." I know, and there's a huge number of deceptive demonic encounters recounted in near-feath experience literature. NDEs are all about lying to victims and driving them away from Jesus Christ of the Bible.
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Imperial College London is Mapping the DMT Realm https://twitter.com/mmm_machiavelli/status/1611129920050319365/video/1

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If you think you're a member of a church, but you aren't volunteering and serving, you're not actually a member of the church.

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Good morning, which Joe Biden are you feeling like today?

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Steve always forgets to attach the Gigachad.
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NEVER FORGET

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It's shameful. Every American citizen is entitled to at least a Day Crocket.
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@UberSoldat1025 I will not consider my 2A rights actually respected until I can be as fully armed as a Mexican cartel.

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I would like to herein offer my application for the Office of Speaker for the House. My intention is to mercilessly mock the appearance, voice, and manner of any congressman getting up to speak. See attached thread for my resumé.
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With the GOP trying desperately to lose even after winning, let's look at Hakeem Jeffries: Uh. This is why the "eyes over ears" meme is spreading. Strong and distinct features, mild chromosomal anomalies. Not an intelligent face, but extremely criminal, probable sociopath. https://t.co/ywgTaGs4gu https://t.co/9RzXUZelI9
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: The New York Post softcore spread on that bad-personal hygiene rat whore is probably trying to counter the bad physiognomic impression of the Idaho serial killer. All three have the same eyeline vs. ears physiognomy. Extremely evil. Hakeem Jeffries is a very wicked man.

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With the GOP trying desperately to lose even after winning, let's look at Hakeem Jeffries: Uh. This is why the "eyes over ears" meme is spreading. Strong and distinct features, mild chromosomal anomalies. Not an intelligent face, but extremely criminal, probable sociopath.
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Who is this "McCarthy" character, let's look at his physiognomy. Oh. Oh no. This guy is so much a part of The Swamp that he looks like Swamp Thing. Fleshy, sunken features, rubbery facial contours, hair gone white like only a debauched secret libertine can manage. No wonder.
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Good morning, embracing this attitude today.

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However did we finally defeat all those Chinese troops poised on the border of Maine a couple years ago?

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@T3hL1ttle3ngine

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I ain't no Muslim nor no Jew, You ain't gonna take my BBQ.
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@TinTinEnjoyer He's wise and old. Ignore the terrible CGI series, go to the original stories.

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The Behavioral Risks of AI Automated Vehicle Infrastructure Through the Lens of the Sodor Railway System: An Exploration Using Thomas the Tank Engine. Overt AI risk analysis has been overly focused on direct malevolence. In this essay the author focuses instead on cheeky- 1/72

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Oh. Why did it never occur to me before? The CIA's vaunted "heart attack gun" is actually an occult attack, not a gadget.
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Who ever could have predicted this? If only there'd been indicators a full year and a half ago.
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I'm so mad about DarkSky going away. Genuinely the best weather site.

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Lot of scary sounding stuff here. Good news is that DARPA's raison d'être now is entirely about paying GS-13 salaries.
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I think both Liv Tyler and Miranda Otto are quite pretty.
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I just came off a 12-hour suspension for the term "redneck white trash". I mean it as a compliment, but that's a huge change right now, never heard of anyone being put in jail for putting down Our People.

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@LakesGang2 Synthesis:

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The funniest thing about this is that actual units actually deployed just been so stripped of ammo for our Ukrainian cannon fodder that the most gun they could actually use is a 9mm carbine:
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Welcome to the new year, why not leave the old man behind today? Come and worship Christ the Risen King.

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Let me take a moment to praise the noble Reply Guy, by far one of the most impressive of that great breed the formidable @Grumpenfella. He's clever, poetic, witty, and very sagacious, but you'd never know that if you didn't follow him to get his replies on the timeline. An artist
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@Shamed_Vulture @DeadEgoSociety When they realise they're going to die and all the games fail to deliver them from their body of death, they become contrite. Now, they're rapidly surrounded by those still in the game. They vomit honeyed lies, convince them they're still young so they keep their secrets.

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Keeping hearing bullshit about stealing food. Do ppl rly not kno if u black in America you don't pay for no food?

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Good morning frens, remember to eat an entire gingerbread house in a single sitting today, the gluttony becomes sinful again after Dec 31st.

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DUE TO THE PIZZA CHAIN???
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Imagine getting arrested because you tried to kidnap Greta Thunberg.
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If u look like this u can DM me.

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@Tvrdy5 @TheOrder322 @NAVEL_GRAZER @_Gloaming_ X to doubt.

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Everyone using the term "LARPing" to describe things they dislike are being pretty unkind to actual Live-Action Role Players. They seem like they're having a great time. Getting lots of sun and exercise, having fun with friends, working on armor with their hands. Good for them.

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Hoaxes: The Ritual of Unbelief Anyone who spends even a little bit of time with paranormal stories knows that there's a mundane explanation for everything, there's always a hoaxer who comes out after A Happening. What fascinates me is that it's rarely ONE explanation or hoaxer.

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Good luck Brazilian Patriots.
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The way of human nature is that social conformance is more valued than honesty. The little boy calling out the emperor's nudity probably gets killed. But that's not the story we tell in the West, we idealistically make the kid listened to, and he mocks the emperor himself. https://t.co/klZxinVM0C
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: There's an element on the dissident side here that admires realism, the strong authoritarian hand, being cynical. I get all that. Certainly understand the Chinese saying "the tall nail gets hammered down". But I think I like living in a place where the boy is a hero, better.

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There's an anecdote from China of a ruler who would take ministers and show them a deer and insist that it's a horse. Those honest ones who called it a deer were executed, power mattered more than honesty. Everyone being yelled at to respect a troon's pronouns understands this. https://t.co/JBojVLEGxV
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: The way of human nature is that social conformance is more valued than honesty. The little boy calling out the emperor's nudity probably gets killed. But that's not the story we tell in the West, we idealistically make the kid listened to, and he mocks the emperor himself.

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I'm fascinated by the differences between the Chinese and the Western versions of the Emperor's New Clothes. The tricky tailors are the same, but in the West the emperor is a fool while in China the emperor takes it as chance to exercise power, all people ignore their own eyes. https://t.co/gaoiSGNkoT
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: There's an anecdote from China of a ruler who would take ministers and show them a deer and insist that it's a horse. Those honest ones who called it a deer were executed, power mattered more than honesty. Everyone being yelled at to respect a troon's pronouns understands this.

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I'm fascinated by the differences between the Chinese and the Western versions of the Emperor's New Clothes. The tricky tailors are the same, but in the West the emperor is a fool while in China the emperor takes it as chance to exercise power, all people ignore their own eyes.

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Good morning.

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Matt needs to just close his eyes.
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@aimeeterese @cIass_man

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Somehow managing to make even a restorationist coup boring.
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@lmNOTcatholic

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This deluded and disgusting man doesn't seem to understand that he's a leftist.
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@Shamed_Vulture: FINALLY, THE RIVALS FOR "MOST AFRICANS KILLED" WHEN MOSQUITOS GET DISQUALIFIED: HIPPOPOTAMUS BATTLES NILE CROCODILE.

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@Shamed_Vulture: NOW, LET'S PIT THE KING OF THE RAPTORS AGAINST A SCRAPPY CONTENDER IN HIS OWN WEIGHT CLASS: BOBCAT TAKES ON GOLDEN EAGLE.

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@Shamed_Vulture: AS A CLEANSER, LET'S GO TO THE ADORABLE SIDE WITH THESE POPULAR GUYS, PYGMY GOATS AGAINST ROCK WALLABIES.

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@Shamed_Vulture: NEXT UP, WE WILL HAVE SOME PRETTY GNARLY RUMINANTS: WATER BUFFALO VS AMERICAN BISON.

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@Shamed_Vulture: PET BATTLE TIME: NOW IT'S A COLD-BLOODED MUSCULAR KILLER KNOWN TO KILL KIDS, OR A BIG SNEK.

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@Shamed_Vulture: NEXT UP, A MASSIVE POST-DINOSAUR WITH DISEASE BITES, OR THE TOUGH STRIPE HORSEY?

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@Shamed_Vulture: NEXT UP, THE WORLD CHAMPION SPRINTER VS THE ULTRAMARATHON HUNTER.

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WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT? Shut up. I don't care about other stuff this morning. I'm going to ask the important questions this morning. Please vote and retweet. https://t.co/QuX7j8gEdS
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: FIRST UP, THE MOST CLASSIC, GORILLA VS BEAR. HOW MUCH ARE OPPOSABLE THUMBS WORTH?

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