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Preposterous Political Postmortems - https://mailchi.mp/lionelmedia/preposterous-political-postmortems-8837860
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You thought they went underground, didn’t you? Aren’t you going to be surprised.
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Dorothy, this isn’t Tallahassee anymore. In 2024 if all goes as planned you’re going to see a collision the likes of which you cannot at this moment even grasp. It will be the final battle for all the marbles, the big enchilada, the whole megillah. And guess who’s going to win.
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There is no randomness to political movement. It is highly choreographed and follows a strict script. Follow the person in front of you while giving the impression of mutability and freedom. You are confined to the collective. Stay in your lane and keep your mouth shut.
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“But don’t worry. Ron DeSantis will change everything. Why? Well, we’re not exactly sure but we’re all trying to say this like barking dogs.” — Fox News Teleprompter.
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This is how the Republicans work. But you must harken back to your Alfred Hitchcock knowledge base to fully grasp the concept of this pivotal Barbara Bel Geddes moment. Think like a leg of lamb to slaughter.
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Dear God! Another Fox News interview with a Maricopa County elections official! Jesus, run!
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It appears the editorial boards of the Wall Street Journal and National Review are meeting to test coordinate their reflexive patellar and Pavlovian obeisance to the collective trope that Trump must be erased from conservative history.
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Let this be a lesson to you, future Repopular candidates. They’ll tell you everything you want to hear and more. They will love you beyond love until they change their mind. Until they lose. Then they hate you for not dissuading them from listening to you any longer. Perfidy.
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The current crop of conservative poltroons say one thing in public until things go sour. Candy Owens knew all about Kanye, what he was about and everything he thought. She milked him dry to artificially propel her manufactured glitz illusion. Until he got in the way. See ya, Ye.
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Be very careful when any group states something unanimously and without exception. Don’t be surprised if they say something on one day that sounds almost preposterous, demand that you pay attention and then all of a sudden out of nowhere switch 180°. Ask Trump.
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Preposterous Political Postmortems - https://mailchi.mp/lionelmedia/preposterous-political-postmortems
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The NYC voter lives in a parallel universe inhabited by people with little or no common sense or tether to reality. It voted for Bill de Blasio and Eric Adams and if Che Guevara or Mao were still with us they would already be in office. Understand my fellow Gothamites.
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These are the two predominant mouthpieces of the anti-Trump conservative analyst contingent. They are to the right what Bill Maher is to the left. They try to distinguish themselves by embracing ideas held by no one in their ostensible group. It’s the oldest trick in the book.
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They are actually blaming Trump. No, I shit you not. They’re blaming Trump. Why? Because you blame Trump for everything. Covid, no Covid. Postnasal drip, name it. Trump is responsible for everything that is bad or wrong in the world. The media need him to exist.
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Vote Like Your Life Depended On It - https://mailchi.mp/lionelmedia/vote-like-your-life-depended-on-it-8837852
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Imagine living in a putatively modern society that would have this as a list of candidates for its most important offices: the monumentally and indecipherably uncommunicative, expression-challenged nudniks nobodies and nothings. We are doomed. This is the talent pool.
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There’s a very simple reason why you should vote Republican. It is that anything even remotely approximating that of the Democratic Party is vile horrid and most assuredly devastating to the further success of the human species.
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And it will most assuredly be a surprise. I can’t for the life of me even begin to venture a guess as to what it will be.
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Calling A Lid On Biden's Kabul Bungled Bug-Out - https://mailchi.mp/lionelmedia/calling-a-lid-on-bidens-kabul-bungled-bug-out
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That singular moment. That solitary frame in time that is forever frozen and represents the legacy of a failed and tragic mistake. Behold the dotard, bored and distracted. Forced to pretend he cares and feels. Refusing to accept responsibility and liability. And you wanted this.
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This is what happens when half-wit nitwit spoiled children assume positions of power and confuse real-life real-time life and death governance with cutesy TikTok narcissism selfies and woke joke radleft central casting blather and hype. Behold your beloved country crater.
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"My fear is that the whole island [Guam] will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize," U.S. Rep. Hank Johnson. Democrat.
Still serving on committees. Without objection or concern. This is your Democratic Party.
Any questions?
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Only in America can this quote be understood as it is. It is by definition true. But here’s a word the average Joe cannot comprehend, context. Perspective. Remember, no one has ever cracked a book as to the economic theory of planned economies and socialism. None. Nobody.
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This was a most fascinating documentary. But if you want absolute certainty and a Manichaean understanding of what actually happened do not watch this. Remember, the world is gray.
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It is absolutely a matter of absolute fact that America’s proud military loves its commander-in-chief.
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Still one of the funniest gimmicks ever produced in the history of funny gimmick production. A special “germ key.“ Brilliant. Made of antimicrobial brass. Is the COVID19 virus theoretically a microbe because it is actually classified as non-living? Discuss.
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The Night Tripper earned his doctorate. Doctor my eyes. Hunter S. Doctor Doctor, gimme the news I got a bad case of lovin' you. Lawyers don’t use doctor. Come on, Jilly. Give it up.
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Do not question the election. Do not suggest it was fraudulent. MMM and [DS] Big Tech have decided that the election was absolutely perfect and you should keep your mouth shut if you know what’s good for you. Stop talking about the election. Sorry, I’m not done complaining. You? https://twitter.com/LionelMedia/status/1337801881394040833/video/1
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1The plaintiff must have suffered an "injury in fact," meaning that the injury is of a legally protected interest which is (a) concrete and particularized and (b) actual or imminent
2There must be a causal connection between the injury and the conduct brought before the court
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Atlas with a face diaper. @30Rock spirit of capitulation, surrender and mindless regimentation.
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Both parties have one of these. But the one in the left is profoundly stupid. It’s one thing to get caught, it’s another thing to create something you’re caught at because you’re an idiot.
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Here’s what numbnuts should’ve done. Now pay attention.
*Did you have sex with the Chinese spy?
*You betcha. A lot. But that was a long time ago.
That would be the end of it. He would’ve talked about whether he was a spy, but the answer is, yes. We did it. He’s an idiot.
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Whatever you do don’t let the #TrumpLegalTeam (now) quartet near this. Just saying.
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“Behold my expression. Do you see how earnest I am in my demand that facts be considered first? That was my idea. Yes, for I’ve taken the bold step of announcing to the world that fact must first be considered first. After that, I’m not sure what comes next. I’m working on it.“
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Well, Carmen, what do you see?
Joe, I see you breaking the William Henry Harrison 31 day presidential tenure record.
Wait, what does that mean?
Joe, you know the rules. No questions or it’s back to the undisclosed root cellar handcuffed to the radiator.
OK, OK. Take it easy.
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Social media platforms (in effect utilities versus private tech concerns) now apply their own homemade definition of “truth obscenity,” wherein information that lacks literary, artistic, political or scientific (LAPS) value (determined by them, natch) will be shut down. #RIPTruth https://twitter.com/LionelMedia/status/1337017347287240709/video/1
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The United States of America by and through its law enforcement and legislative tribunals and agencies refuses to do anything to affirmatively address blatant corruption, espionage, collusion and infiltration by, through and with the People's Republic of China and CPC. Why? https://twitter.com/LionelMedia/status/1336713207512231939/video/1
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Victory in the most circuitous route imagined. @GenFlynn, can we ever make up to you what you have lost?
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Breaking news about the man who first broke wind. Look who it is. @ericswalwell, yep. Fang Fang got her fangs in Le Pétomane. But nothing to see here. Move along.
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The level of peril that America faces now is incalculable and inexplicable. At no time in history has today’s level of tragedy been remotely replicated. Our current level of tyranny will be felt for the next 25 years. America today is unrecognizable. It lost its soul.
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We don’t have heroes anymore. We have hero sandwiches and sports heroes (which means nothing) and confuse victims with heroes. We pat veterans on the head and call them all heroes, but we don’t have any idea what the word even connotes today. This man is a hero. #RIPChuckYeager
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“Those who are capable of tyranny are capable of perjury to sustain it.”
— Lysander Spooner
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This is a substitution for cogent commentary. So be it. If that’s what it takes.
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Retweet if you stand with @realDonaldTrump! https://twitter.com/LionelMedia/status/1190057966520668162/video/1
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