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Jesse Kelly
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This is why it’s so hilarious/pathetic to watch various pundits on the Right surrender to the narrative that Trump was somehow a uniquely dangerous person.
That’s not reality. That’s the narrative they’ll sell you for every new one. It’s all fiction. All lies. https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1571211157297401858
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@JesseKellyDC I spent three hours today immersed in history about the rise of Hitler, feelings about immigration, and discrimination based on heritage.
You’re no different than those Germans who welcomed Hitler.
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Brother, I’ve had a whole lotta help and a whole lotta luck. I shouldn’t be here. https://twitter.com/pordadow/status/1571247685893591047
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99%. But that’s what makes it great. https://twitter.com/humansnewnormal/status/1571243366477619200
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Not sure what kind of rich snob goes to Martha’s Vinyard anyway.
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@JesseKellyDC said this: Someday the left will beg for Trump
Already, they're wishing for the devil they know.
By 2030 they'll be saying "I had my disagreements with the Trump people, but they were always decent." https://t.co/KdonAcONnE
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All this endless talk about who’s being meaner to the people who took a steaming dump on our immigration laws and our sovereignty and hardly a peep about who’s treating AMERICANS better. You know, the people who actually belong here.
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@JesseKellyDC My jab only works if you get yours was a funny phase
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@JesseKellyDC I remember it being totally safe for pregnant women, but I didn’t get it and was lectured. and now I remember new research saying it’s not totally safe for pregnant women
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Remember when they told you the vaccine would prevent you from getting COVID and then told you that you’d get COVID anyway but you wouldn’t spread COVID and then told you that you would spread COVID but if you got it, it wouldn’t be that bad?
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Remember when the head of the US military apologized to BLM for appearing with Trump?
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When border crime happens to you, you are called a racist for asking that the Feds take action
When 50 illegals show up at the wealthy's island getaway, the military takes action in under 48 hours.
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The Sky is Green https://twitter.com/giancarlosopo/status/1571159222003400707
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You know what’s full of poop? You are. You are, Party Pooper. https://twitter.com/stopcorruptdc/status/1571149514677030918
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Watch this fire chief from a border town talk about his team getting overwhelmed with drowning victims and ask yourself why over 700 drowning victims at the border THIS YEAR gets ignored but your apolitical cousin is texting you about DeSantis and Martha's Vineyard. https://t.co/o5K3pevbc5
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That’s so stupid. I’ve never done that in my life. There’s chlorine in the pool. We used to go to the public pool as kids and they’d tell me I had to do that. I’d just Kamala a little water on my face and hop right in the pool. https://twitter.com/ron16293598/status/1571145288131432449
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@BuckGraver That’s what I said!
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How was I supposed to know the outdoor shower at this rental house was for when you get out of the pool and not for regular showers?
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This is how electric vehicles are made.
Meet the child lithium miners of central Africa. https://twitter.com/KennethRWebster/status/1571131726646353920/photo/1
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Because they now have complete ownership of the Administrative State, they’re communists, and communists believe in using power.
The arrest and imprisonment of Republicans is about to become a standard thing in this county.
The GOP is working on gay marriage. https://twitter.com/thefactualprep/status/1571100160285114371
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@JesseKellyDC @MichaelBerrySho @mmfa When she asks, "Do these jeans make my butt look fat?" https://twitter.com/OriginalRoddick/status/1570896386723581953/photo/1
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@44MagnumBlue1 @SeamusMcGowen Before or after she does your hair?
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@44MagnumBlue1 I know. I know brother.
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@SKMorefield @MichaelBerrySho @mmfa They did.
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Coolest thing in the world is getting a one hour local radio show four years ago thanks to my mentor @MichaelBerrySho and now it’s gotten so big that the losers at @mmfa listen to every word I say trying to cancel man.
Life is good. https://t.co/mTjE9vDwWK
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: I feel like I had more hair in that picture they used though and that was less than a year ago. So not gonna lie, that hurts a little.
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Coolest thing in the world is getting a one hour local radio show four years ago thanks to my mentor @MichaelBerrySho and now it’s gotten so big that the losers at @mmfa listen to every word I say trying to cancel man.
Life is good. https://www.mediamatters.org/jesse-kelly/citing-nazi-germany-right-wing-radio-host-claims-lgbtq-people-will-never-be-accepted
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@LarryOConnor You’re always playing hard to get.
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@LarryOConnor You’re the worst. We need to break bread again soon.
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@braxton_mccoy Probably a dog that’s developed a peanut allergy.
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Not sure how you can call me a “homophobe” when I’m friends with @terryschappert. https://twitter.com/Pete37735643/status/1570846640113844224
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@ChestyPullerGst That’s so perfect.
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You’d give both your kidneys and at least one of your legs to be me for a single day. Your entire life you’ll look at people like me and be filled with resentment about what you can never be. https://twitter.com/jdan/status/1570845424512274432
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It’s that scumbag @LarryOConnor dominating the market and crowding me out! https://twitter.com/rmorlan/status/1570844849389326336
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Ha! I don’t give my guest hosts advice on how to do their shows though.
Unsolicited advice is the worst. If someone asks, I’m happy to give it. But they do the show they wanna do when I’m gone. It’s a great opportunity for them. Sink or swim. https://twitter.com/antonphibes3/status/1570840810190700544
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I’m still on there live. Show is actually really big there. They just did a station flip. Radio is weird. The stations change whole genres all the time.
https://www.jessekellyshow.com/howtolisten/ https://twitter.com/mojavegreen1/status/1570842824228347905
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@JesseKellyDC @braxton_mccoy There’s nothing more violent than a weak person acting in a crowd who gets to extirpate their envy, resentment, and vicious vengeful inner being.
Not a strong madman, not a disciplined soldier. Nothing more deadly than an empowered loser.
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Yup.
They literally let people die by downplaying and even denying early treatment and other remedies so they could eventually push vaccines as the only way to address the pandemic. https://t.co/stdJ5n6Myd
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Remember when COVID hit and a bunch of doctors publicly stated they were treating it successfully with cheap and readily available drugs and Big Tech deleted the videos off the internet?
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I know that blows. Nothing worse than when your guy is out for the day. But duty calls. May or may not be finishing up a little book thing. https://twitter.com/TammyLand20/status/1570840916151406592
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Ok. That’s fair. The problem is I don’t have a physical phone. It’s a computer mouse and a monitor. My finger is already hovering over the mouse in case the call is boring. Sometimes I’ll get a little finger twitch and give someone the hook without meaning to.
Still funny tho. https://twitter.com/GingerSnapps99/status/1570838769758253058
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You’d get sick of me eventually. Actually, who am I kidding? No you wouldn’t. https://twitter.com/freshjw/status/1570836880211738625
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I love this. One of the real challenges me and my staff have is vetting the advertisers before we accept them. There SO much trash in the corporate world today. Takes time to find businesses that share you values. https://twitter.com/_maxcollins_/status/1570836992409370624
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Nicest thing you can do for someone is often what most people consider “mean”. I got fat once when I was campaigning. My old man came down to visit. First thing he did was tell me how fat I was.
Back to the gym I went. That’s real love right there. https://twitter.com/escapefromnynow/status/1570835339597721600
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Nah. My audience is pretty thick-skinned by now. If you offend easily, you’re already gone. Which is fine. Plenty of shows for you. Not mine though. https://twitter.com/iamgregk/status/1570835206051078144
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Oh look. It’s an adult.
Shows you don’t have to pay for are not charities. They’re supported by advertisers. Best compliment you can give me is I have a lot of them. https://twitter.com/GadsdenBabs/status/1570833827240775680
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My wife hates it too. But my duty is to the listener. Not the caller. People have endless listening options. If I take calls, which I rarely do, get to the point and get there quickly or you’re gone. The guy driving a forklift isn’t listening to hear you stutter into a lame point https://twitter.com/redhatgentleman/status/1570815311720615936
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Listen to the podcast. They podcast every show once it’s done. https://twitter.com/rooski_wolf/status/1570815306238676992
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I never claimed the title of “seamen”. I don’t care if @KamalaHarris likes me or not. https://twitter.com/unwoke_liberal/status/1570823380714266625
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One thing people don’t often know about the Killing Fields: It was young people doing the killing and torturing. 14 year olds running S21 pulling fingernails out and beating people to death.
Keep your eyes on America’s college campuses. There’s danger there. https://twitter.com/johnsmi26267745/status/1570819556712779777
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@JesseKellyDC Remember when we laughed about gender study courses being useless degrees and now they’re installed at corporations as the statsi policing what you say
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You see confused, soy-based college kids who are a little annoying.
Mao and Pol Pot saw them for what they can be: vicious little communist foot soldiers who will commit violence without hesitation. https://twitter.com/outkick/status/1570784098628829184
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Depends. Does he currently have any open wounds? https://twitter.com/candy_nei/status/1570810924008878085
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I don’t do many interviews period. And that’s with people I like. I prefer to do most of my own talking. Why would I interview someone who can’t speak? My radio show is to make your day a little better. It’s not stroke rehab. https://twitter.com/denise_thetford/status/1570787871082311683
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Demons don’t get to quote the Bible to me. That worked on the old Right. You’ll find much less success with The New Right. https://twitter.com/jeremiahjw/status/1570795389338669057
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I knew the truth about the election when they told me it was the safest election ever.
I knew the truth about the vaccine when they tried to force me to take it.
I knew the truth about the Ashley Biden diary when the FBI kicked in someone’s door for it.
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Remember when COVID hit and a bunch of doctors publicly stated they were treating it successfully with cheap and readily available drugs and Big Tech deleted the videos off the internet?
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53 migrants dying in the back of a tractor trailer didn’t cause the outrage of sending 50 to Martha’s Vineyard.
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Democrats get to water down our culture with people who care as little about America as they do.
Republican corporate types get cheaper labor for their businesses.
The cartels get free sex slaves. (Including children)
America gets screwed. https://twitter.com/tweettruth2me/status/1570748950357086214
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A literal example of the literal definition of fascism. https://t.co/Ek4GJfc4Va
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Because I’m a bad person, these things bring me joy:
-white liberal “defund the police” women who complain about their cities turning feral
-COVID lockdowners getting crushed by inflation
-snobby rich Democrats enjoying the wonders of illegal immigration
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If you wanted to actively destroy a country, you’d start by weakening the military. Then you’d try to weaken men at large. You cannot wreck a society and create a nation of compliant dependents without neutering men. https://t.co/MSstoCHmdF
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Every day I get these. Every single day. The soft purge of the military.
It’s evaporating before your eyes and you can’t see it. It’s being turned into something you should fear.
Horrible. https://t.co/nm34ob8Y3u
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The only that matters. https://twitter.com/redhawk50/status/1570555665734860802
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I don’t think you’ve read a single history book. https://twitter.com/FredStout20/status/1570530313763422211
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Let me tell you a secret: Mark Milley would order a strike against Americans right now if Biden told him to. And the military would do it. Not all of them. But enough of them. Anyone who refused would just be purged and replaced.
We’re not talking about the future. It’s now. https://twitter.com/JustChrisForN0w/status/1570497020347174913
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Fellas,
I know you’re stressing about going gray and/or losing your hair. I know.
But believe me when I tell you, this is a mistake. Don’t color it. Don’t do the combover. And for the love of everything holy, don’t do the @KenBurns toupee thing.
Just let it go.
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What a despicable human being you are. So much hatred in such a little man. https://t.co/YLydOAWxAd
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I can’t wait until your emergency rooms are flooded, your schools become bilingual, and your women aren’t safe after dark.
Then you’ll know what border states have endured for years. https://t.co/5IDZswCrpd
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We put up a whiteboard at the studio so anyone could add things to the grocery list. In hindsight, this was probably a mistake. We have to wipe it clean whenever the suits come into town.
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Every day I get these. Every single day. The soft purge of the military.
It’s evaporating before your eyes and you can’t see it. It’s being turned into something you should fear.
Horrible.
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@ARmastrangelo Sorry Alana
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Lotta ugly news out there. Nice to see something that can actually help Italian guys. https://www.gq.com/story/leg-lengthening
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Yes you do. Everyone does. Everyone loves exclusive. But just for the things you care about.
People just love to lie to themselves and others. https://twitter.com/stgeodude/status/1570482829208985602
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I can’t wait until your emergency rooms are flooded, your schools become bilingual, and your women aren’t safe after dark.
Then you’ll know what border states have endured for years. https://twitter.com/repdylan/status/1570223926155874305
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You can tell how much you care about something by how “inclusive” you want it to be. If you want it “inclusive”, you hate it.
That’s why communists have flooded this country with illegal immigrants for decades.
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R. Kelly found guilty on another round of charges. Let it be a lesson to dirtbag perverts everywhere that the next time you’re thinking about hooking up with middle schoolers, ya gotta bring Bill Gates.
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I try to keep my water out of the sun. https://twitter.com/FlorioGina/status/1570462488558276614
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Democrats love school shootings. They actually get a little giddy over them. As communists, they don’t stress about the loss of life or the grief of the parents. They see those dead kids and they know the money is about to start pouring in. They’re all like this now. https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1570460767199137792
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A live look at the people of Martha’s Vineyard today https://twitter.com/Grand_handsomer/status/1570454453769367556/video/1
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Is there anything more embarrassing than Disclaimer Guy?
“I don’t agree with everything this guy says, but….”
Fellas, have an opinion. People will criticize it either way. Just Buck up and have an opinion.
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The most tolerant border policy is a harsh, bordering on brutal border policy.
Turn them away at the fence. No help. No bud. Turn around and go back. Sounds harsh, but you only have to do it once. Then it stops.
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Reporter: “Harris said that the border is closed. Is the border closed?”
Illegal Immigrant: “The border is open…everybody believes that the border is open. It’s open because we enter. We come in, free, no problem…We came illegally.” https://t.co/Ymk2blTcXt
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I knew this without data because nobody who is saying there’s an emergency is actually acting as if there were one… https://t.co/qi6ziJ5qYU
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Every time you see a communist whine about what Jesus would want, just know that’s an indictment of us.
That is a learned strategy they’ve used for years. They’ve used it for years because it’s been effective for years.
Never let them use your values against you. Ever.
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PRO TIP: Illegal immigrants should be bussed to the Southern tip of Argentina. Not North.
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: To be clear, I love the idea of dumping them all in DC and New York as a political strategy. But as a nation, it really shows how far away we are from deporting all illegal immigrants. Which we absolutely should do.
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I was on @JesseKellyDC's "I'm Right" (which works for him and all his guests 😉) show with @JordanSchachtel talking about covid in New Zealand, Fauci's future, and the corrupting influence of science funders setting covid policy.
We appear ~19 minutes in.
https://t.co/r9yYOVLHBL
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@ChestyPullerGst I mean, it’s a funny stunt. But we’re a million miles away from a real immigration strategy. Deport these people immediately.
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PRO TIP: Illegal immigrants should be bussed to the Southern tip of Argentina. Not North.
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Cannot wait for the GOP to campaign on inflation right before they work with Democrats on a $1 trillion dollar spending bill before the end of the year. That’s gonna be good fun.
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: Republican senators worked with Democrats to restrict your gun rights and they’re about to work with Democrats on another corrupt spending bill.
And if they don’t take the senate they’ll blame it on those icky people who are “too extreme”.
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Cannot wait for the GOP to campaign on inflation right before they work with Democrats on a $1 trillion dollar spending bill before the end of the year. That’s gonna be good fun.
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You mean the guy buying sneakers and TVs he can’t afford isn’t reliable enough to pay his loans back? Wow. That’s quite a shock. https://twitter.com/YahooNews/status/1570392735517151234
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It is a global infection. https://twitter.com/BasedImmigrant/status/1570242168375353345
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"If that's not some form of corrupt gangster capitalism that is entirely hostile to the nation, I don't know what is..."
@JesseKellyDC on COVID vaccine pushes on young kids in America, unlike in Europe. Watch below, and download:
https://t.co/F96HgI8fyu
https://t.co/ciQ2pi85Ui
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People out here stressing about a railroad shutdown as if Pete Buttigieg can’t deal with a train.
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“We need to heal the divisions of this nation”
No. No we don’t. We’re not NEAR divided enough. Not even close. https://twitter.com/ReutersAsia/status/1570050988064620551
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@bdomenech I’m interested in hearing the answer to this too. Lemme know when you find the guy who said that. I’d love to talk to him.
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PRO TIP: Your federal GOP won’t do anything about the Administrative State. Even if they wanted to, they probably can’t.
But your state GOP can. GOP governors and AGs should be joining forces to protect their citizens and they should be doing it right now.
Focus.
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I’m not saying I planned this @JesseKellyDC but I am saying that God works in mysterious ways https://twitter.com/InezFeltscher/status/1570149003387338760/photo/1
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“All of our cultural leaders have 3 things in common…No love of country, no relation to the working person, and an ironclad belief that they are of a higher class.”
@JesseKellyDC on out-of-touch left elites.
Watch, download:
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https://t.co/IfdXTcI8M6
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I’ve done and said so many stupid things in my life. Listening to @maziehirono try to form sentences makes me feel so much better about myself. https://twitter.com/tomselliott/status/1570131713703006215
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@MegynKellyShow He’s the best.
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Same mystery that's flustered you since high school, I imagine. https://t.co/aGKPIVRL7i
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@JesseKellyDC The policies of sabotage are designed to be irreversible and wholly unpopular for a conservative leader to run on restoring. There’s no tolerance for course correction of this magnitude by the public. It’ll hurt too badly. Low spending is over. A relic of high value dollar days.
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The bad news is we are in the early stages of a severe economic disaster that will last a long time.
The good news is we can prevent a lot of the pain if the government slashes spending while cutting regulations to create an economic boom.
Which I’m sure they’ll get right on.
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Oh yeah. Gonna be a lotta Democrats showing up to……assist with that. Just out of the goodness of their hearts, of course. https://twitter.com/YahooNews/status/1570102304816111618
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The Sky is Green https://twitter.com/tomselliott/status/1570095757876924428
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Oh I know. It’s ok. That’s how it goes. They’ll come for all of us. The January 6th people were the appetizer. Trump is the salad. We’re the entree. https://twitter.com/FascioPhoneMan/status/1570070196328464384
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Militaries doing much better after their entire general corps is fired is a theme in military history (post-Revolutionary France, WW1 France, Stalinist Russia…) https://t.co/YS4rgZYcaW
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Neither Trump or DeSantis or any living Republican would do what needs to be done to save our military because they’d be impeached immediately for doing so.
Fire everyone above an O-6. Fire every single person at the military academies. Even the janitor. https://t.co/gQUlX4Ivqt
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Communism is simply a face on a demonic religion that finds whatever cracks it can in a society and uses them to break that society apart. It’s not “workers” or any of that.
It finds the bitter malcontents and uses them to destroy. There’s always a market for that. https://twitter.com/JoelPat37958263/status/1570067117608734722
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History is the study of human nature. Not hard to see where we’re going.
You’re worried about the price of chicken. I’m worried about the Cheka. https://twitter.com/elliott_rocks/status/1570066825152712705
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This is what amazes me every day. I’ll say something that I think is coming and the Low T GOP dorks will respond and tell me how paranoid and over the top I am.
And I just look over at stacks of books about history and shake my head. People think we’re what? Different? https://twitter.com/rex_trump/status/1570062704546664449
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Neither Trump or DeSantis or any living Republican would do what needs to be done to save our military because they’d be impeached immediately for doing so.
Fire everyone above an O-6. Fire every single person at the military academies. Even the janitor. https://t.co/gQUlX4Ivqt
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: The military rot is at the top. Not the bottom. There’s still (for now) an outstanding junior officer and NCO corps. That’s all you need. Clear out the top. All of it. The rot is deep. Remake the military from the ground up.
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Neither Trump or DeSantis or any living Republican would do what needs to be done to save our military because they’d be impeached immediately for doing so.
Fire everyone above an O-6. Fire every single person at the military academies. Even the janitor. https://twitter.com/TryanproduceTom/status/1570062443480498177
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What we’re seeing now is a sustained, determined effort to turn our military into a force that’s willing and able to crush domestic “enemies” of Democrats. As has been done in virtually every totalitarian state.
This force is not meant to fight China. It’s meant to fight us. https://twitter.com/Airb0rne4325/status/1570061344065421314
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We’re gonna lose a major war. https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1569854657756897284
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Fam,
The time has come to help our bro. He’s a good friend and better man. This money ensures that the bills keep getting paid as he maneuvers.
Your generosity never ceases to amaze us. Thank you.
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@Cernovich This was about 48 hours before Wray sent 30 agents into Trump’s home if memory serves.
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The biggest indictment of the GOP is how unafraid the communists are. They’re conducting themselves as if there will never be any pushback.
That’s 100% on the GOP. Don’t ask the biting dog to control himself. Someone must do it for him. https://twitter.com/columbiabugle/status/1569862554616475648
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@BravoKiloActual That’s fair
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This is actually @JesseKellyDC every USMC birthday after his celebratory 27 Natty Lights. https://t.co/khA3yI6S2G
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This cut deep https://twitter.com/realotherjen/status/1569846668992073729
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Yes, I do know how to pronounce it. Thank you very much. https://twitter.com/markjb110/status/1569842698357448706
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Those are “bone conduction” headphones and they’re the greatest thing ever. Pretty cheap too. I hate having things in or on my ears. If you’re talking about the deformed bump thing on my ear though, that’s just me. I consider a mark of beauty and distinction. https://twitter.com/HolisticNicole/status/1569836794937774083
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@BravoKiloActual I hate you.
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Occurs to me that I need to put up more pictures of myself looking thoughtful. If you do that, people think that you think. Even if it’s not true.
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This is happening in Idaho, folks.
Idaho.
It ain't just blue states. https://t.co/LhG5teYV6X
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Because the gas station is one of the greatest places on earth. I go every day. Need a protein shake? It’s in the gas station. Need Flamin Hot Cheetos? It’s there. Beer? Yep. Pack of smoke? Yep. Anti-freeze? Yes. Brass knuckles? Also yes.
Praise the gas station. https://twitter.com/DeniseStrain6/status/1568655771604320256
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There is no substitute for victory. https://t.co/V2WwUwQeY3
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What a ridiculous thing to think. Let alone say. https://t.co/6nwKssRzVi
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PRO TIP: Don’t waste a single second of your life worrying about the terrible things the communists will say about this.
Go live a life that ensures they’ll celebrate when YOU die. That’s the goal. https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1569789346429140993
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What a ridiculous thing to think. Let alone say. https://twitter.com/danpatinkin/status/1569795279951638528
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There’s nothing “pro-American” about finding common ground with people who openly admit to hating the place.
The most “pro-American” thing you can do is fight the subversives until the day you die. Give them nothing. https://twitter.com/hardcorehistory/status/1569512235483156481
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@MAJTOURE Romans considered them on equal ground with prostitutes. We should too.
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“Right” or “left.”
We give athletes/celebs opinions too much credibility with very little vetting.
One’s athletic skill set or fame doesn’t necessarily transfer into political knowledge. They can be wrong.
Opinions are opinions, including your favorite ball players.
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Active duty Army Ranger who set physical fitness records in the 75th Ranger Regiment died of “natural causes” last week. https://t.co/ffAD5hBo3X
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There are a lot of words you can use to describe Biden’s presidency. None more appropriate than “cold”. They do this all the time. They tell hurting people how good they have it.
That’s what happens when you have no connection to working people. Just a bunch snobs. https://twitter.com/townhallcom/status/1569753361246822404
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23% of Americans married feminists. https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1569768469041643520
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You hear this a lot from the climate death cultists.
“Change is hard”
“There will be some pain”
“We’re transitioning”
All those phrases are describing poor people dying en masse. That’s what they’re describing. https://twitter.com/ProgressiveCaro/status/1569768118771417088
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That’s probably not true. But there most definitely are ways to say large chunks of it and preserve a wonderful way of life for our children and grandchildren. But that requires people to wake up and wake up very quickly. That’s the struggle. https://twitter.com/DwightKSchruteA/status/1569766710726594560
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That’s where most people get stuck. They think we’re just in some down cycle and we’ll win in November and things will straighten out.
What’s happening now is SO much bigger than November. Or Biden. Or Trump. There are world-changing things happening right now. https://twitter.com/Muskrat__/status/1569766786043609091
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The most frustrating thing in the world is trying to slap people awake to where we are and where we’re going. Frankly, history says it’s a lost cause. They won’t wake up until it’s too late. But try we must. https://twitter.com/JustChrisForN0w/status/1569765588242661380
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Look around you. Unless you’re out in nature, every single thing you see needed oil, coal, or natural gas to be made.
America is currently waging war on those things. You cannot imagine the pain that is coming courtesy of “going green”.
Make some preparations.
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COVID lockdowns were the ultimate war on the working man. The computer programmer did his job from home. The guy who runs a shovel for a living was told he wasn’t “essential” and sent to the welfare line. Criminal. https://twitter.com/michael_hendrix/status/1569744559105622016
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During WWI, the true elite fought in wars. Different times. Humanity lost 5-10 average IQ points in that bloodbath as brilliant men died first, in large numbers. Hard to even imagine why it happened. Let alone why US got involved. Truly incomprehensible.
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True fact: you can only buy your kids new shoes for an event 3 days ahead of time. Any more and they will 100% outgrow them beforehand OR not grow into the next size pair you thought you were smart to buy.
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The demonisation of 'the unvaccinated' last year truly unveiled the darkest sides of human nature.
I know people want to 'just move on' (for obvious reasons) but many of us will never forget just how nasty, vicious, and unreasonable people became.
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@metal_gear88 Or even better, Amish butter.
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The only thing to celebrate about today’s economic numbers is margarine is up 38%.
If you’re still eating that trash over butter, you deserve to pay more. Screw you.
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CC: @KamalaHarris https://twitter.com/EdLatimore/status/1569712962339741697
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Is there a group of people in America who vote against their best interests more than poor people who vote Democrat?
These numbers sting middle class people hard. For poor people, these are life-changing numbers.
But they’ll be voting Democrat again in November… https://twitter.com/adriannormandc/status/1569693662321475590
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The poison pill in corporate America. Gonna be hilarious to watch them eat themselves. https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1569431782788923402
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1249 Athlete Heart Attacks.
847 Dead.
Within a year.
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Every day in @JesseKellyDC's and @michaelmalice's mentions. https://twitter.com/tpinnock/status/1569487993190191105/photo/1
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Child-like. Absolutely child-like.
“But we have the numbers!”
Congrats. They have every institution. They’ve never even concerned themselves with the numbers. Because numbers don’t matter. Never have. https://twitter.com/MHerskovitz/status/1569485210928164864
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Not at all. You can stay right where you are and pretend our national divisions are in any way similar to interactions with your neighbor right up to the point you’re thrown in prison for thought crimes. Nothing is stopping you from denying reality. https://twitter.com/zaidjilani/status/1569481363887214592
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Same way couples do all the time. Agree that we hate each other and shouldn’t live together. Sit down and divide the assets and liabilities. https://twitter.com/djb_in_cbus/status/1569480953902387202
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Funniest thing is people who say the peaceful divorce idea is somehow longing for violence.
Violence is what I’m trying to avoid. Two cultures this different cannot coexist. We MUST separate. https://twitter.com/EddyMcdaniels/status/1569476766577864709
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1. You’re a fed.
2. People post this stuff all the time as if civil war would be some cool affair with you in denim casually smoking a heater. It would be more ugly than anyone can possibly imagine and should be avoided. Don’t long for violence. https://twitter.com/smokercrayon/status/1569474749889142790
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I no https://twitter.com/JonBlumenthal/status/1569472414953914370
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@POTUS Maybe you should focus on Alzheimer’s?
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Biden told you he was going to do this, and then some. Remember that speech? What did you think it was about. https://t.co/xxjFrS2tbW
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Yes https://twitter.com/Lawlady99/status/1569414547240534016
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Doesn’t exactly take Sun Tzu to see how “going green” makes your nation ripe for the picking from regimes with no time for such nonsense. https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1569451066676187139
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When “every outlet” is telling you the same thing, that should tell you something. That it doesn’t is as much an indictment of you as it is of them. https://twitter.com/TheMADArchAngel/status/1569438045132435456
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I'm gay, and he's right!
It will be used to sue and/or shut down Christian charities that won't hire gay people into leadership positions
as has already happened. Many charities will have to shutter
which is fine with leftists who see private charity as competition w the state https://t.co/cSaCaJylRx
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If you can’t see how a federal gay marriage bill will be used to attack the largest political opponent (churches) of Democrats, you’re so stupid you should be institutionalized.
FBI gonna be knocking on your pastor’s door for refusing to marry a couple dudes. Morons.
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I ran a cover story at the New York Post demanding all lockdown measures end when saying that was tantamount to murder. My conscience is relatively clean. https://t.co/fnuEbhEsq8
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@JesseKellyDC Andrew Jackson once said that our liberty would be in jeopardy if we only had “lawyers” to defend the Constitution. He said this as a lawyer and a judge (and a soldier). He was right in more ways than one.
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@JesseKellyDC How’d that constitution work to keep churches open during the pandemic?
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Exactly. You can love the Constitution. That’s fine. But know two things:
1. The Constitution didn’t give you your freedom. Brave colonists shooting British soldiers did.
2. It will not save you. The enemy is not even a little intimidated by it. https://twitter.com/JessicaVaugn/status/1569433765075877890
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This is cope. They’ll ban that too. This is all defense. GOP states uniting to purge this corporate filth from their borders and creating something new is the path forward. https://twitter.com/OJ2426/status/1569432559490039808
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Sad part is they don’t have to seize them. They share the same ideology. Major corporations are already working with the government to crush their political opponents.
Our people still talk about “principles”. https://twitter.com/cobracommandr15/status/1569432303645999105
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No worries. GOP will dig into this right after they’re done doing gay outreach. I’m sure. https://twitter.com/FoxBusiness/status/1569430707453464576
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This is where our side screws up time and again. I’m not discussing the right to marry. Neither are they. Start understanding WHY the communist does what he does. This isn’t about marriage. It’s about attacking the church.
Only the loser GOP thinks this is about gay marriage. https://twitter.com/OyVeyIzhMir/status/1569430818824810497
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A fully accredited community college. It’s the Harvard of the West. I would have gotten an associate’s degree too if I didn’t drop Algebra a few times. Nbd. https://twitter.com/johns_cow/status/1569430310030385155
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The System takes care of its own. https://twitter.com/jrpsaki/status/1569422774304645123
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Ten years ago I would have called this statement paranoid. Now it’s simply the truth. https://t.co/Ea73YQRsFy
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If you can’t see how a federal gay marriage bill will be used to attack the largest political opponent (churches) of Democrats, you’re so stupid you should be institutionalized.
FBI gonna be knocking on your pastor’s door for refusing to marry a couple dudes. Morons.
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I swear, “The Constitution will save us!” will be engraved on America’s tombstone one day. You think the communists will come for the churches but see the Constitution and say, “Aw dang it. Guess we can’t.”?
My word. https://twitter.com/MarkAMassingil1/status/1569428053087985669
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If you can’t see how a federal gay marriage bill will be used to attack the largest political opponent (churches) of Democrats, you’re so stupid you should be institutionalized.
FBI gonna be knocking on your pastor’s door for refusing to marry a couple dudes. Morons.
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“Pushing your morals on people is wrong. Now marry this gay couple or prepare to have your church shut down, Pastor.”
I swear, the Right talks about how crazy the communists are. But so many on our side are almost childlike in their naïveté. https://twitter.com/redleger/status/1569405757111549956
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As every part of your culture is being assaulted from all sides, the GOP can’t grab its ankles fast enough. https://twitter.com/DrOz/status/1569378179462189060
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@RaheemKassam I swear I had to look twice myself.
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Wow @JesseKellyDC is out here trying to pretend like he's not moonlighting as a Royal Protection Officer. https://t.co/3yqTd5LR3E https://t.co/bYsUMbczPa
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They’re having another ceremony Queen Elizabeth. Who does she think she is? George Floyd?
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@JesseKellyDC @Cernovich This may be hard for Americans to fathom, but as a Cuban I can attest that you will lose family and friends when communism seeks to take hold.
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I remember running into an old friend on the street during the 1st month. We gave each other a big hug as people walked by us, masked and gloved, giving horrified looks. Be proud of yourself if thought critically, paid attention, and never drank the Kool-Aid. https://t.co/M5RWg6afJb
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@44MagnumBlue1 It was jaw dropping
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They’re having another ceremony Queen Elizabeth. Who does she think she is? George Floyd?
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CC: @KamalaHarris https://twitter.com/realjuliasong/status/1569371150467346432
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@AdrianNormanDC Good grief.
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We’re gonna need that national divorce REALLY soon.
Unless you think you’re gonna enjoy being an enemy of the state for you SUV, guns, and church-attendance. https://twitter.com/blazetv/status/1568991100853190656
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You’re racist. They’re……race-conscious. https://twitter.com/usatoday/status/1568988439864918021
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Hey, it worked for her mom. https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1568980859247628290
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When you locked in a 30 year fixed mortgage at 2.75% over a year ago. https://twitter.com/KyleTibbitts/status/1568678249596878849/photo/1
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We re-ordered American society and decimated countless small businesses and it was all based on absolutely nothing.
People must go to prison for this. This was an assault on America. https://twitter.com/zn2_______/status/1568474945218297856
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Remember when the FBI found out Larry Nassar was raping every female gymnast in the country and they covered it up?
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Son: “Dad, I got a brutal bruise on my arm.”
Me: “Aww. I’m so sorry. Want me to take a look at it?”
Him: “No. You just want to poke it and hurt me and laugh.”
Me: “You’re learning.”
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@caroljsroth Probably the bow. Always thought it was fun whipping people with it.
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My chat with @JesseKellyDC about a man who could’ve been a national hero but chose to protect his Beltway reputation instead of the country’s best interest from a reckless, partisan DOJ https://t.co/49Boq14G7b
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This is your Treasury Secretary openly discussing the largest genocide in human history. By an order of magnitude. https://twitter.com/rncresearch/status/1567973503500001280
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If communists are using the justice system to continually attacking their GOP opponents without fear, it’s the GOP’s fault.
Start using your state and local power on your enemies. Give him at least a MOMENT of pause before he thinks about doing it again the next time.
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He worked with his good friend Cory Booker. I remember. All these anti-lockdown and “tough on crime” Republicans now were part of the problem when these false narratives were forming.
The narrative-forming stage is the most important stage. We give it to them every time. https://twitter.com/havgunwilltravl/status/1567979042435112963
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Freedom is not something you acquire by practicing it. We have our freedoms because brave men went a shot British people in the face. You cannot “live and let live” your way out of where we are. Start finding legal ways to punch back or just hand them the keys to the place. https://twitter.com/uriasmike/status/1567976139637014528
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We had a Republican administration when the BLM animals were burning down American cities. Took at least a month for that administration to condemn “Black Lives Matter” publicly. The “Republican” AG did nothing. https://twitter.com/stephenm/status/1567975583384047617
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The communists conduct themselves as if the GOP will never punch back. That’s not an indictment of the communist. He can’t change his nature anymore than a dog can. He must be trained. The GOP isn’t up to the job. https://twitter.com/glamgabber/status/1567976408806494208
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This doesn’t stop until red areas and red DAs start arresting Democrats on television. There is no appeal to “norms” or “principles” that will make this stop.
Make them afraid of it happening to them or this gets much worse from here. Today it’s Bannon. Tomorrow it’s you.
Jack Posobiec 🇺🇸
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BREAKING: NY AG Orders Steve Bannon Perp-Walked in Front of Prostrate Media
America is now a Purge Country
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It will be appropriate when the people who whine about it are grown up enough to discuss that at ugly as colonialism can be, it has bettered the lives of countless people who’d otherwise be living in the Stone Age. https://twitter.com/eugene_scott/status/1567915380408225793
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Must be frustrating to have a bunch of people who don’t belong there just walk right into your area and demand to be taken care of….
Election Wizard
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NEW: D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser announces public emergency over migrants being bused to D.C. from Texas and Arizona.
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What chance do those kids have? None. Not a chance in the world. Freaking sad. It’s not right. https://twitter.com/Antman0704/status/1567610773588922368
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Tomorrow I’ll be joined live by fellow troublemaker @JesseKellyDC. Cowards, I’d put on an extra pair of diapers before watching this one. 1pm ET, bookmark now: https://t.co/UFsQDLuJVQ https://t.co/BTdAefq3jt
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Cool Beans Bar and Grill in Denton, TX is hosting an ALL AGES drag show THIS SUNDAY. Who’s coming with me to shut it down? https://t.co/giaXh9umXr
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Disagree. People out there are genuinely hurting by the passing of the Queen. People I know. People in my own family. Mostly women. It’s genuine. I just find it fascinating. Not insulting it. I simply don’t have it and find it interesting. https://twitter.com/courtney_ap/status/1567946216704557058
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@EzraCeleste Mother of god
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I find mankind’s fascination with Kings and Queens to be….well….fascinating. Not insulting it as it’s clearly part of how humans are made. But as someone who lacks that, I find it interesting. Probably says something about us.
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I’ll put up with a lot of insults. That comes with the job. But don’t EVER accuse me of being in the Army.
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"We're in a battle for the soul of our nation." —Joe Biden https://twitter.com/michaeljknowles/status/1567634265365438464/photo/1
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Over 6 million Californians voted for Trump in 2020. That number better be halved for Trump in 2024, because those patriots were smart enough to get the hell out of there and go somewhere where their citizenship actually matters. https://t.co/BvpSECQjku
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how it started how it’s going https://twitter.com/greg_price11/status/1567915919770370049/photo/1
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1. I see people giving me credit for this and it wasn’t me. I helped a little. I only found out about the Drag Kids event and it’s sponsors thanks to @realchrisrufo.
2. It doesn’t matter who gets credit. It matters that we became activists and made the corporate commies squirm. https://twitter.com/zionsbank/status/1567608336950136834
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As @JesseKellyDC says, the worst is NOT a totally politicized Justice Department and law enforcement. (That’s what we’ve got now.) The worst is accepting it and pining impotently for a return to equal justice that will never come.
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Only the regime’s enemies on the Right receive enthusiastic prosecutions from government—from legit but nitpicky, to mostly fabricated. The Estab Right’s response is to take each on its merits, as if it’s impolite to do more than wish the Left faced the same standard of justice.
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Because they’re lesbians who plan on psychologically abusing the child until he turns trans at 15 and commits suicide at 17? https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1567820307255156737
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REMINDER: Biden’s White House worked with social media companies to censor the COVID information you can and cannot see.
They censored the truth and pushed the lies. This is still being done about everything. They’re lying about everything. And actively covering up the truth.
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They put yellow crime scene tape around the small playground down the street from us. Removed outdoor basketball hoops at the community center. They arrested a dude surfing alone. Arrested a guy playing with his daughter at a park. They think we forgot real tyranny & fascism. https://t.co/lFDLTwwFZY
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Remember when we got a virus uniquely dangerous to fat people so we closed the gyms and outdoor basketball courts?
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@JesseKellyDC Please, Jesse, when police kicked all 106lbs of me out of a park in sunny San Diego during the lockdowns when I wasn’t within 500ft of any other human (except the cop on the four wheeler), they were saving lives.
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@JesseKellyDC Recall there was not even one national or corporate “fun run” to get some vitamin D and lose weight to fight Covid.
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Remember when we got a virus uniquely dangerous to fat people so we closed the gyms and outdoor basketball courts?
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I know a guy who arranges high-risk/top tier CONUS details. https://t.co/pMDhkFPx48
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Someone tried to kill Marjorie Taylor Greene twice in the last couple weeks. GOP elected officials need to start taking their personal security a lot more seriously and very soon. The next 20-30 years in this country will look NOTHING like the last 20-30.
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@metal_gear88 @KingJames @donlemon @johnlegend @common @BLMLA @lizzo @BarackObama That’s a great saying.
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I’m so excited for this I feel like my heart is gonna explode. https://twitter.com/shaunlintern/status/1566327193210339331
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Ryan knows the major issue with Jan 6 prosecution isn't just the absurd nature of the charges (seditious conspiracy, obstruction, parading) but provable disparity in how J6ers are treated vs 2020 rioters.
Show one 2020 rioter sentenced to 10 years for assault on police. https://t.co/43vk0LG8le
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The Right didn’t learn a thing from that. A clear case of self-defense that should never have gone to trial. They should have pinned a medal on him. If there wasn’t 8000 cell phone cameras proving his innocence, Kyle would have gone away forever.
Get out of the blue areas. https://twitter.com/emery__bored/status/1566547998506684418
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“I’m not retreating! Never surrender!”
That attitude will serve you well when a pack of communist animals surround you and your family. You put one down, the communist DA will send you to state prison for the rest of your life. But your family will know you NEVER SURRENDERED! https://twitter.com/nick_guzeli/status/1566546251792863232
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100% correct. I keep trying to tell people we are on a societal death spiral with no bottom. Mid terms or not, the feral animals at the bottom will be more violent than ever. The politicians at the top will keep encouraging it.
There is not bottom. Get to a red area. Soon. https://t.co/ikexzlwGmi
Jesse Kelly
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: Someone tried to kill Marjorie Taylor Greene twice in the last couple weeks. GOP elected officials need to start taking their personal security a lot more seriously and very soon. The next 20-30 years in this country will look NOTHING like the last 20-30.
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100% correct. I keep trying to tell people we are on a societal death spiral with no bottom. Mid terms or not, the feral animals at the bottom will be more violent than ever. The politicians at the top will keep encouraging it.
There is not bottom. Get to a red area. Soon. https://twitter.com/redneckgeisha/status/1566539500859396101
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yeet https://twitter.com/TheCensoredRock/status/1566538912482443266/video/1
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I cannot believe how much of my life I wasted thinking drums were better than flats.
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Wow imagine if a political party in the US encouraged mass posttests ahead of an election they desperately sought to undermine https://t.co/2wa0j2kgA2
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Joe Biden, with the help of China. We desperately need an investigation—doesn’t matter if the FBI planted the evidence, just let it play out for 4 years. Sure, social cohesion would be destroyed by convincing half the country Biden is a Chinese agent—but you know, no biggie. https://t.co/AFABWEvJKM
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When @JesseKellyDC used “Kamala” as a verb on hour three of his Friday show: https://twitter.com/kristina_wong/status/1566399958256852995/photo/1
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How is Gutfeld beating this?!?! https://t.co/3Z89EWcCgw
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Remember how pathetic the propaganda was? https://t.co/G7gnv92Bjg
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Remember how pathetic the propaganda was? https://twitter.com/apexworldnews/status/1443108638596476932/video/1
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You talk to enough guys who’ve succeeded where others have failed and you’ll find that they pretty consistently get bent out of shape about the guys who DIDN’T succeed hating them.
I’ve never gotten that. Ignore them. Never let losers occupy your time.
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A lot has been made about Biden and how he’s a feeble old man and how it’s all his handlers. And a lot of that is true.
Do keep this in mind though: Biden is a prick. A nasty, vindictive prick. This is well known in DC.
And that speech, that was HIS idea. Little birdie told me.
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When you’re a 40-60 year old pundit who’s gotten use to a $300k+ salary and that well dries up due to a shift in the national mood, the soft landing is with a communist billionaire who will pay you to piss on all the people you used to influence.
There’s your NeverTrump crowd. https://twitter.com/johntx89/status/1566167030176391170
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Those lose NeverTrump pundits who write a new “The conservative case for communism” article every week?
They are paid by the communists. You know that right? They had influence, lost it, and now they work for the other side. Ignore them.
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That old Charles Krauthammer line about the the Right thinking the Left is wrong while the Left thinks the Right is evil was 100% correct.
And that line was and remains the problem. They’re in to win it. We’re still talking about “norms”. https://twitter.com/tomselliott/status/1566101608144011267
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The media is going to cover up Europeans freezing to death this coming Winter the same way they covered up the mass rapes that happened (and are still happening) after they imported all the barbarians from Syria and Afghanistan.
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Me: “James, don’t hit the shower yet. We gotta work on the A/C.”
James: “Why can’t you can’t Luke do it.?”
Me: “I’ve got good news. Now Luke doesn’t help at all. Just you.”
These teenagers lose their minds sometimes.
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Franco is coming
Seth Dillon
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Doctor poses for a picture with the child she just mutilated. https://t.co/K6Z0f3yh9M
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Stochastic Terrorism: the public demonization of a person or group resulting in the incitement of a violent act, which is statistically probable but whose specifics cannot be predicted: https://twitter.com/potus/status/1565867419553468416
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@Stepdaddys Where is this?
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Sometimes the worst people have such a look of innocence about them. https://twitter.com/sbcountysheriff/status/1565865400302129152
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Big crust guy, huh? https://twitter.com/evansiegfried/status/1565862463526125573
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Those post-speech poll numbers must be BRUTAL. https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1565859871433625601
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Sam enthusiastically supported an open conspiracy with tech oligarchs to censor the press in an effort to alter the 2020 election like two weeks ago https://t.co/Kgr8UK2zQg
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I misgendered an Italian chick just last week. I don’t feel bad. You don’t shave your mustache, that’s on you. https://twitter.com/jameelajamil/status/1565650797827866625
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@brinkofill I don’t eat fish.
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Lotta people know about my world famous cheeseburgers. Not many know I make elite garlic bread too.
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I’m not immature. You are. https://twitter.com/clayfrith/status/1565814022204801029
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Yes, he does. https://twitter.com/keto_mandy/status/1565817653859684352
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New interview with @JesseKellyDC!
https://rumble.com/v1ia367-zuby-explains-importance-of-discomfort.html
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I don’t call me “The Oracle” for nothing. https://twitter.com/ptk335/status/1565807601530638340
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Remember when the FDA called Ivermectin “horse dewormer” and pharmacies refused to fulfill doctor prescriptions for it?
Yeah, all those people are guilty of murder. https://twitter.com/jakeshieldsajj/status/1565395166931914753
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Make some preparations. Doesn’t have to be drastic. But please make some preparations. There are a TON of indicators right now that we are in the beginning of a VERY steep economic downturn that may last for some time. https://www.breitbart.com/economy/2022/09/02/u-s-factory-orders-fell-in-july-for-first-time-in-10-months/
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@JesseKellyDC https://twitter.com/DudeChadBro/status/1565781126660214785/photo/1
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But Jesse!
Once moderates see what Democrats have been doing, they’ll vote Republican. https://t.co/xpSfY8zsXl
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The most “conservative” thing in the history of conservative things is Bill Barr bragging about not using the DOJ to attack Democrats and then Garland takes over and promptly unleashes the full power of the DOJ on Trump and Republicans.
That’s just Peak Conservatism.
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It’s not that conservatives bring a knife to a gunfight. It’s that they BRAG about bringing a knife to a gunfight.
“Haha! Look at this stupid Democrat and his gun. What a hypocrite this guy is. I’m losing but man, I’m doing it the RIGHT way.” https://twitter.com/deadheaddad314/status/1565779930864050176
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The most “conservative” thing in the history of conservative things is Bill Barr bragging about not using the DOJ to attack Democrats and then Garland takes over and promptly unleashes the full power of the DOJ on Trump and Republicans.
That’s just Peak Conservatism.
Jesse Kelly
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: FBI lawyer Kevin Clinesmith lied to the FISA court to get a warrant to spy on his political opponents. He’s not in prison for the rest of his life. He’s still practicing law. Didn’t do a day in jail.
Trump is about to be indicted.
Only one side wants to win.
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The most “conservative” thing in the history of conservative things is Bill Barr bragging about not using the DOJ to attack Democrats and then Garland takes over and promptly unleashes the full power of the DOJ on Trump and Republicans.
That’s just Peak Conservatism.
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Joe Biden called you a “threat to democracy” about 1000x last night.
Here’s Karine Diversity Hire saying the military’s roll is “defending democracy”.
You doing the math yet? https://twitter.com/FreeBeacon/status/1565742591915790336/video/1
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@JesseKellyDC My brother's an officer in the Army and I've asked him point blank what his opinion on this is. He didn't even hesitate about the answer. He said while some (himself included) wouldn't go after civilians, the vast majority would, w/o hesitation.
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Thought I should add some perspective to last night.
F-15 threats and then that speech. But I still see so much “The military would never” cope out there.
I get emails like this all the time. You do not know what’s happening to your military. If Biden told them to go, they’d go https://t.co/BtN5VCbzPC
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: But if that depressed you and you want to feel better, know that I get emails like this all the time too. From kids. There is a generation of hardcore anti-communists coming.
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Thought I should add some perspective to last night.
F-15 threats and then that speech. But I still see so much “The military would never” cope out there.
I get emails like this all the time. You do not know what’s happening to your military. If Biden told them to go, they’d go
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Never forget that when Harwood moderated one of the 2016 Republican debates, he was caught emailing with John Podesta about which questions he should ask to the candidates.
Good riddance to one of the worst liberal hacks in all of media. https://t.co/vV0ow7sA26
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“create a separate economy from the ground up.”
the purpose for @NewFoundingOrg. https://t.co/APqSbKIBZD
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GOP states needs to step up and start being proactive. Now. Not later. Now.
Direct your state police agencies to reorder themselves to protect citizens against unlawful federal agencies. Join to ban communist corporations. Create a separate economy from the ground up.
Prepare.
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@JeffOnTheRight You’re done for today
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Why do Republicans and Democrats fight so hard for Spider-Man's vote?
Because he's a swing voter.
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Feeling unified yet? https://twitter.com/Jillie_Alexis/status/1565535037604372480/photo/1
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Inflation hits us all, Senator.
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.@JesseKellyDC https://t.co/XWmi9iDAOZ https://t.co/syhCL4Taao
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I really want a boat. I know it’s a huge waste of money. I know I’ll hate myself if I get one. Every time I’m on them I want one. I know myself and if I ever get the money, I’m getting a boat. I’m the worst.
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@JesseKellyDC I'm exhausted by rightwingers that dismiss the left as dumb, impotent, or incompetent. We wouldn't be where we are today if that was the case.
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“It’s just talk. Stop the fear mongering,”
FBI is just a few months removed from assembling the counter-terrorism heads to discuss parents angry with their school board.
Talk about “impotent”. https://twitter.com/docsbelief/status/1565519499272589312
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What would you do if you controlled the Presidency, Congress, every three letter agency, the media, and the education system and you thought you had identified a group of people you think want to destroy America?
That’s what Biden intends to do to you.
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“The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist.”
—Baudelaire https://t.co/GWPDbpK04D
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Amazing how all communism is based in deception. They’re all like this. I’ve been doing some reading on how they got their foothold in America and one of the most basic things they talked about early on was making sure nobody found out what they were doing. https://t.co/kbji2RTx3H
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GOP states needs to step up and start being proactive. Now. Not later. Now.
Direct your state police agencies to reorder themselves to protect citizens against unlawful federal agencies. Join to ban communist corporations. Create a separate economy from the ground up.
Prepare.
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“Calling for mass violence in the streets.”
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Really doesn’t matter if you can or can’t see it, but this is how every communist dictator in history has talked. Verbatim.
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Tonight, the top fed is gonna try to incite violence.
Don’t fall for it.
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@CDouglasLove3 @nypost Sorry Charles
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Read this thread. This is The System. https://twitter.com/eric_schmitt/status/1565349137578569729
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I’ll not be lectured by The Missing Link. https://twitter.com/perlmutations/status/1564440725646848001
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@DHSgov I just found out these guys plotted to kidnap the governor of Michigan and they blamed it on a couple goobers. They even gave them explosives and then arrested them for having explosives.
Anyway, call me.
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Amazing how all communism is based in deception. They’re all like this. I’ve been doing some reading on how they got their foothold in America and one of the most basic things they talked about early on was making sure nobody found out what they were doing.
Jack Posobiec 🇺🇸
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BREAKING: @TrinitySchoolNY Director Touts Sneaking Political Agenda into Classrooms
"Disrupt wherever I can"
"I felt like a double agent"
"White boys...very entitled to express their opposite opinions"
"I think they’re really awful people[White students]” https://t.co/umByPKaelh
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This is the correct attitude. It's important to identify your enemy...to acknowledge that we have one. The Kumbaya/Hands Across America pipe dream was real cute and all, but while we were entertaining their demands for unity they were having secret meetings and organizing. https://t.co/T6l8joy4hh
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I’m your enemy. As your enemy, why would you think your labels mean something to me? You despise me. I despise you. One of us will win and when we do, we’ll crush the other.
This is how it is now. I’m fine with it. https://t.co/bbMWAMZZ3X
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Do you not see that I WANT you to see me as the bad guy? You’ve existed for so long with Republicans trying to prove to you how nice they are, it left you unprepared for The New Right. I am your orc. The things you love, I despise. Your hatred is like nectar from the gods to me. https://twitter.com/pukeuprainbows/status/1565429398211563520
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Yes, because I say so. The government works for me. I’m not a servant or a slave. They most definitely should question anything government says. Stop teaching your class. Just close the doors and put on The Jesse Kelly Show for them every day. Much better. https://twitter.com/coachteich/status/1565433717266554882
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It’s critical for a free society. So if an election is disputed, the people in power should open the books and show everyone how fair it was.
If the people in power don’t do this and instead try to silence opposition, the country is almost finished. Trust is their job. Not mine. https://twitter.com/coachteich/status/1565426721616183297
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I’m your enemy. As your enemy, why would you think your labels mean something to me? You despise me. I despise you. One of us will win and when we do, we’ll crush the other.
This is how it is now. I’m fine with it. https://twitter.com/traytaymakeup/status/1565426087990964224
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Wishing my friend @BuckSexton the best of luck in Utah. Great state. Blessings my man. https://twitter.com/wojespn/status/1565424946259574785
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PRO TIP: You’re a free American. You have every right to say anything you want about an election. Anything you want.
Anyone telling you otherwise is someone who cheated in an election and plans to cheat in the next one. https://twitter.com/merissahansen17/status/1565423967715954688
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GOP today: “This inflationary spending is out of control!!”
GOP from 2016-2020: “Hurry hurry hurry!! Step right up for your government stimulus checks and quantitative easing!” https://twitter.com/akmazz88/status/1565402167837704192
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How can deforestation in Brazil be a problem when acid rain already destroyed it all? https://twitter.com/ap/status/1565414187093876738
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@NoahPollak It should be. It should be.
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Nobody tired to violently overthrow and election, Mongo. If they did, the election would have been overturned. You communists don’t have any idea what a violent Right looks like. You’ve never seen it. You think you have. But that’s just your mental illness. You’ve never seen it. https://twitter.com/eastowilko/status/1565396363357077507
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Republicans don’t have a message because Republicans go along with Democrats with their message. Republicans we’re terrible about lockdowns and COVID. So now they can’t present themselves as a clear alternative. https://twitter.com/domdege/status/1565394366583259144
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I go to boat shows sometimes. Know which boats I want? All the boats. All of them.
“Oh look at that bass boat. I really would use that. Hey, a big ocean yacht. Totally my speed. Jet Skis? Definitely gonna need those.”
One day I’m gonna do it and it’s gonna be so dumb.
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: Just talking about it makes me want it more. I can already see myself becoming Boat Jesse. Boat shoes. One of those button up cloth-looking shirts. Sleeves rolled up of course. Maybe a sweet hat.
Boat Jesse is coming.
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I prefer to motorboat. https://twitter.com/PatriotNotPol/status/1565392994588434432
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@wayofftheres I’m dying. We need to do this btw. Get some fellas together in Arkansas and do dumb things on a boat.
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@JesseKellyDC The 2 happiest days of a boat owners life
The day he buys it - and the day he sells it.
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I know. I know.
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I really want a boat. I know it’s a huge waste of money. I know I’ll hate myself if I get one. Every time I’m on them I want one. I know myself and if I ever get the money, I’m getting a boat. I’m the worst.
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: I go to boat shows sometimes. Know which boats I want? All the boats. All of them.
“Oh look at that bass boat. I really would use that. Hey, a big ocean yacht. Totally my speed. Jet Skis? Definitely gonna need those.”
One day I’m gonna do it and it’s gonna be so dumb.
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I really want a boat. I know it’s a huge waste of money. I know I’ll hate myself if I get one. Every time I’m on them I want one. I know myself and if I ever get the money, I’m getting a boat. I’m the worst.
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Remember when Joe Biden blamed the unvaccinated for COVID and then tried to have them all fired?
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I still laugh about suburban moms convincing themselves Trump was some big mean poopoo head while this world class prick hid in his basement and read off a teleprompter. Dude has been a jerk for his entire life. On camera. https://twitter.com/joebiden/status/1565090122898542592
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The intention behind this speech will be threefold:
1: paint Republicans as enemies of the state
2: signal to violent street communists that violence is ok
3: try to provoke a violent response from the right to justify crackdowns https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2022/09/01/what-biden-primetime-speech-soul/7948474001/
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Your mask did nothing. It was always stupid. You should feel stupid if you believed it would do something. It’s important that you do feel stupid. The only way for stupid people to get smart is to feel stupid. https://twitter.com/BenjaminCook/status/1565315333778456577
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The pandemic didn’t hurt reading scores.The pandemic didn’t crush the economy. The pandemic didn’t drive teen suicides through the roof.
The pandemic cause inflation. The pandemic didn’t increase drug addiction to national-crisis levels.
The pandemic RESPONSE did those things. https://twitter.com/ap/status/1565218181223956480
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Key fob isn’t working on my ride. Had to unlock it with an actual key.
So don’t tell me about your “problems”.
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@DanielTurnerPTF Appreciate you.
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Always great to be on @JesseKellyDC radio. Just says it like it is with no jargon or pretending the communists have good intentions. Just a no holds barred unabashed unafraid unrelenting patriot who drives the left bonkers.
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Americans are anguished when we lose 13 warriors in Afghanistan. Rightly so.
How you gonna handle it when we lose 13,000 in one afternoon? It’s coming.
Brought to you by “Diversity”. It’s coming. https://twitter.com/AFN_Network/status/1565089914290585605
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You may think he's exaggerating the damage all this pronoun crap does, but every minute, every day not spent preparing for war increases the likelihood of defeat.
And our Services and the DOD are laser focused on Diversity, Inclusivity, and Equity.
It will kill our troops https://t.co/hjcFEHT1jL
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We’re going to lose a major war. I’m not talking about some GWOT extended debacle. I’m talking about going hot with a near peer and losing a million people.
It’s coming. Low info normies will be STUNNED when it happens. I won’t. https://t.co/NJWZcrfRyu
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What he's talking about is something along the lines of a burning Carrier Air Group in the South China Sea, or being pushed out of South Korea etc. https://t.co/gj9duJsgFm
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We’re going to lose a major war. I’m not talking about some GWOT extended debacle. I’m talking about going hot with a near peer and losing a million people.
It’s coming. Low info normies will be STUNNED when it happens. I won’t. https://t.co/NJWZcrfRyu
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We’re going to lose a major war. I’m not talking about some GWOT extended debacle. I’m talking about going hot with a near peer and losing a million people.
It’s coming. Low info normies will be STUNNED when it happens. I won’t. https://twitter.com/freebeacon/status/1565043346095087621
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Jesse and I look at things a little differently in general, but who can argue he’s wrong here? It’s as clear as day. https://t.co/qKnauphd94
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They’re very open about their intention to make you an enemy of the state so they can use the state’s power against you. If you’re not listening, that’s on you. https://t.co/rPLQSQiD2h
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The communists believe in using power to get more power. Conservatives actually brag about not using their power at all. How do you think that ends?
The communists control every national institution. They will use that power. As they always have for the last century. https://twitter.com/dalegri09331333/status/1565056541132066816
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They’re very open about their intention to make you an enemy of the state so they can use the state’s power against you. If you’re not listening, that’s on you. https://twitter.com/thejcoop/status/1565055591634112515
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And the children are being discipled 5 days a week, 8 hours a day, and the parents are mystified when the children adopt a worldview that’s diametrically opposed to theirs. https://t.co/IMApmQ6z0A
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Not sure why people talk about “religious schools”. As if there are schools that aren’t pushing religion.
I promise you, your kids school is pushing a religion.
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“Separation of church & state” was always a left wing ploy to replace school prayer with Diversity Mass. https://t.co/3f0e69Tsyp
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Not sure why people talk about “religious schools”. As if there are schools that aren’t pushing religion.
I promise you, your kids school is pushing a religion.
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Communism https://twitter.com/solsberydavid/status/1565051579811729409
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Not sure why people talk about “religious schools”. As if there are schools that aren’t pushing religion.
I promise you, your kids school is pushing a religion.
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Here’s a fun experiment: The communists are endlessly ranting about how Trump is a danger to America and “threat to democracy” and all that.
Ask one of them a simple question: Why?
They cannot explain it. It’s just something they believe to their bones. Without reason.
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We have a gender surgeon on tape saying he will operate on children OF ANY AGE and that he has already performed double mastectomies on 13 year olds and would happily do it to a 12 year old. And yet we are terrorists for simply taking about these atrocities, according to the Left
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Conservatism defined: https://twitter.com/RotchMba/status/1565017717345685504
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If I had to point to why the Right has lost the culture war to the communists, I’d point to the fact that professional sports would collapse if they lost the 1/3 of their audience they hate.
But they don’t have to worry. They’ll keep spitting on you. You’ll keep watching. https://twitter.com/njhochman/status/1564935586351292418
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PRO TIP: This is your future. And just the beginning. As you sit on limitless reserves of energy, the Going Green Death Cult is well on their way to destroy your way of life. It starts with this. Then they’ll just control your thermostat. Then one day, the lights go out. https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1564842770665275393
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The Proud Boys weren't nearly as vicious as Bioleninist leftoids are and they've been utterly demolished by the authorities while antifa openly does armed patrols in red Texas
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Unlike the leftists (who accuse ppl of sexism yet are usually the ones who say I belong on OnlyFans vs Congress)
… I’m PROUD to be a woman and PROUD to be on Jesse’s shortlist to win a partially-used Red-Lobster gift card👇🏼 https://t.co/VELaRGhSrd
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@JesseKellyDC Pedo peter when he finds out she's only 9 https://twitter.com/Mast3rmo/status/1564743376565686272/photo/1
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“Almost double figures!” he exclaims as if the steak is almost done to his liking. https://twitter.com/townhallcom/status/1564700117680144391
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@swaynridesagain @Holster_Actual Depends on how long it’s been.
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Remember when Mitch McConnell and John Cornyn worked with these people to restrict your gun rights? https://twitter.com/theblaze/status/1564705067789320192
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The communists despise the fact they’ve never disarmed us. It fills them with rage. It’s the ONE hurdle standing between them and what they want to do to you. That’s why they threaten you with F-15s and nukes.
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@sergeantsavage PR disaster? There will be special segments on every news show about the brave Democrat president saving America from the traitors on the Right. They’ll carve his face into Mount Everest.
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PRO TIP: This is now a common Democrat talking point for a reason. They’re purging the military of their political opponents for a reason.
These people WILL order air strikes against American citizens. And when they do, they’ll have pilots who will comply. https://twitter.com/theblaze/status/1564705067789320192
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Woke liberals needed to Google Salman Rushdie to find out what his views were in order to justify (or not) the attack on him, and in that time lost interest.
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@vrosen11 That’s not a terrible idea.
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Enjoy https://the-first-tv.myshopify.com https://twitter.com/12hourflower/status/1558252968541097984
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Very much appreciate the conversation. We don’t agree on things, but it’s important we have this talk. https://twitter.com/glennbeck/status/1558229341871386624
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HUMAN EVENTS EXCLUSIVE: FULL WARRANT AND PROPERTY RECEIPT FROM MAR A LAGO RAID
https://humanevents.com/2022/08/12/exclusive-warrant-and-property-receipt-from-mar-a-lago-raid/ https://t.co/tdxqLsShU8
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“This is what democracy looks like,” https://twitter.com/donlew87/status/1558159389650984962
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What happened to Trump was awful.
What’s happening to the January 6th political prisoners is 1000x worse. And nobody cares about them. You can count the elected Republicans who have spoken up for them on one hand.
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We’re gonna lose a major war. https://twitter.com/billygribbin/status/1558130951498223619
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Trump obviously had very crucial nuclear documents. They had to be recovered by force. That’s why the FBI negotiated for months before the raid. I 100% believe this with zero evidence being provided.
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Today the CDC finally admitted the vaccine doesn’t stop the spread of covid
Have any politicians apologized to the people who they got fired or those they tried to cut out or society?
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Stop whitening your teeth, dip-stick. https://t.co/aMc6RslNbs
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Took them more than two days to come up with a scary enough sounding justification for why they did what they did.
These people are very nervous now. They really went too far this time and they know it. https://t.co/MI4JoFBUAZ
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It hasn't gotten enough attention how important it was for Hawley and a few others to get out there and set the tone on this early.
If it weren't for him, the entire DC GOP would have gone the "we need to let the investigation play out" route. https://t.co/zsgYCf0LDh
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Took them more than two days to come up with a scary enough sounding justification for why they did what they did.
These people are very nervous now. They really went too far this time and they know it. https://twitter.com/huffpost/status/1557892260292767744
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@seanmdav Ran out of character space for all the things they killed.
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Yeah. It was this guy. He got a promotion and a pension. https://t.co/1U4IKrQBXy https://t.co/Wnc0GQyEV8
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Remember when a fed approached Randy Weaver and asked him to illegally saw off a shotgun but Randy didn’t saw off enough to make it illegal so the fed gave him the shotgun back and asked him to saw off more and he did and the FBI then came to his house and shot his wife and son?
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FBI=Fidelity, Bravery, Integrity https://t.co/4GIw0blTF8
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Remember when a fed approached Randy Weaver and asked him to illegally saw off a shotgun but Randy didn’t saw off enough to make it illegal so the fed gave him the shotgun back and asked him to saw off more and he did and the FBI then came to his house and shot his wife and son?
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Don’t care how you slice it… there are too many instances like this throughout history.
You can never, ever, ever trust a fed. https://t.co/p1dRC7t2xS
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Remember when a fed approached Randy Weaver and asked him to illegally saw off a shotgun but Randy didn’t saw off enough to make it illegal so the fed gave him the shotgun back and asked him to saw off more and he did and the FBI then came to his house and shot his wife and son?
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Remember when a fed approached Randy Weaver and asked him to illegally saw off a shotgun but Randy didn’t saw off enough to make it illegal so the fed gave him the shotgun back and asked him to saw off more and he did and the FBI then came to his house and shot his wife and son?
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@JesseKellyDC Jesse KKKelly is human waste.
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Remember when schools were shut down? You couldn’t hold a funeral for grandma, they stole your life, your time, now this…what the actual fuck, like a fart in the wind, it’s gone https://t.co/YxNcovKUci
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Yes https://twitter.com/taylorlorenz/status/1557822992280797184
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@PJjumpyboi @wayofftheres This is all fantastic. Already hit the RT.
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Paging Dr @JesseKellyDC https://twitter.com/wayofftheres/status/1557850755604037632/photo/1
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Remember the FBI lawyer who lied to the FISA court so he could spy on Trump’s campaign?
He’s still practicing law. Didn’t see a day in jail.
Don’t ask me to view that institution as legitimate.
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No one in The System seems to understand that there is ONE way to earn back the trust of the American people. You can’t threaten it back, shame it back, or censor it back.
Reform yourself. Open the books. Hold your own people accountable.
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@FBI Remember when your counterterrorism team met to discuss which terrorist threat label you should apply to parents who are angry with their school board?
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You communist scum called Trump supporters “Nazis” for four years as they were being assaulted and murdered across America.
I cannot possibly tell you how little I care if that shoe is now on the other foot. https://twitter.com/chrismurphyct/status/1557845933605265408
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I can’t.
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As you may be able tell by his feeble nature, Garland is merely a puppet. He controls nothing. He is the Rochelle Walensky of the DOJ. He takes orders and says yes.
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Shutter the FBI. Immediately. They are a threat to the country and self-governance.
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Hope you got a concealed carry permit. https://twitter.com/BravoKiloActual/status/1557786059047481344/photo/1
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Ok. I want my political leaders to have Joe arrested and thrown in federal prison.
Like that? That sound fun? Cause that’s where this is going. https://twitter.com/tomselliott/status/1557775581369999366
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Employers offer you bad pay because you offer no value to the company. You get paid on the scarcity of your marketable skills. You don’t have any of those so you blame the employers. Get more marketable skills. Or better yet, get married and stay at home to raise your kids. https://twitter.com/geoannie135/status/1557775684512223234
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@JesseKellyShow Everyone is fired.
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We never hear from Mike Bloomberg anymore.
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The last time this company decided to be the arbiter of "misleading claims" it was to block people from seeing The Post's Hunter Biden coverage and punish those who shared it https://t.co/txJzPZP2nr
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There was no insurrection. There are more privately owned guns in America than every branch of the military and every law enforcement group combined. By a large margin. If there was an insurrection, government people would be dead and we’d have a new government. https://twitter.com/coachsh7/status/1557751882390507521
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All this talk about 87,000 new IRS agents, it’s probably worth asking WHERE they’re gonna find 87,000 people to hire. Employers can’t find someone to show up for an interview right now. But the IRS has 87,000 will employees ready to go from…..where?
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You're a glorified part-time bus driver who hides his mediocrity behind a uniform and participation trophies.
My mother swinging a sandal at insolent grandchildren has seen more combat than you. Uber Eats drivers in Chicago have seen more combat than you. https://t.co/XpVZOlSroI
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Corrupt institutions don’t earn trust back through force. It has never happened and will never happen.
I don’t believe anything the FBI says about anything. That’s not on me. That’s on them. https://twitter.com/tristansnell/status/1557519012476731397
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This is why you must move to a red state and make it redder. Get to some place where you have SOME level of state protection against the federal thugs. https://twitter.com/lennydykstra/status/1557449719382786048
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Top 2/3 of my high school class. https://twitter.com/jamesruss92303/status/1557551644790996992
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PRO TIP: The feds are trying to antagonize you into doing something dumb and illegal so they can send their goons after you. Just like they did on January 6th.
Don’t take the bait.
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The destruction is intentional. https://twitter.com/strangerjosh11/status/1557066671474483203
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Oh boo hoo. Your wife is slowly killing you. That’s called “marriage”. https://twitter.com/breaking911/status/1557512851245465600
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They are pushing this thing to a place we cannot come back from. https://twitter.com/nbcdfw/status/1557492676613881857
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My listeners man. They’re one of a kind.
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Oh sure sure. She definitely got it from the monkey. https://twitter.com/mailonline/status/1557437896369520640
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This is fine…
https://www.jobs.irs.gov/resources/job-descriptions/irs-criminal-investigation-special-agent https://twitter.com/AdamBaldwin/status/1557426856634200066/photo/1
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Trump gets knifed in the back more than Julius Caesar. https://twitter.com/mediaite/status/1557422250336219136
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I make fart jokes on the radio. https://twitter.com/tmwsity12/status/1557411649950203904
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Thanks. https://twitter.com/tempvsfvgit76/status/1557409607072600067
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People love to be offended. It gives them a sense of struggle & purpose. It also makes them feel better about whatever disappoints them about their own lives. That’s why so many guard their victim status so jealously. If you take that away from them, they fear they’ll be nothing. https://twitter.com/judaharigross/status/1557316790199394304
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CC: @womensmarch https://twitter.com/dacdac4dac/status/1557372840273494019
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In the end, it all come back to Barack Obama. He spent 8 years filling every part of this government with America-hating communist activists. That’s what finished us. We were done when he walked out of the White House. We just didn’t know it yet.
Credit it him. He was very good.
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Nobody. Drives me crazy. “Monkeypox”.
Everyone knows what it is. You’re not doing anyone any favors by pretending that’s not what it is. https://twitter.com/jessekellyshow/status/1549179792049819648
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Thanks for listening. Tune in again tomorrow for more “Things Dad Should Have Taught Me But Didn’t And Now Jesse Has To” https://twitter.com/beinglisa831/status/1549188460665356288
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@MailOnline She’s running.
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Monstrous https://t.co/b1fIB8nYkJ
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@MsMelChen Tough to beat water sports.
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What on earth would lead you believe I give a crap what Europeans do and do not appreciate? https://twitter.com/manitoustultus/status/1549139331683606528
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@JesseKellyDC 🚩 collectivism 🚩
🚩 accelerate the transition 🚩
🚩 the transition 🚩
🤔🤔🤔
(I see Communism)
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@wayofftheres The gear rinse. My word I hated Okinawa.
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@BravoKiloActual I said what I said.
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@svqjournalist @Cernovich This is true.
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@LisaMarieBoothe You’re a woman. Women love boring things.
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@ConceptualJames Nothing would work.
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@thereal_SnS A good river float is tough to beat.
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You single guys have watched too much TV if you think the beach is a better place than a lake to find dimes. Get on boat on a lake and head to one of the swimming coves with a cooler full of beer.
Like shooting fish in a barrel. https://twitter.com/georgeeagle19/status/1549086441585639431
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I’m 6’8 and not particularly athletic. No, I haven’t tried freaking surfing. I’d look like a baby giraffe on the ice. https://twitter.com/radfit86/status/1549085179804667905
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@JeffOnTheRight Mountains are so underrated.
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@karol You’re from New York. There are lakes that DON’T have a film of toxic sludge.
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@Cernovich It’s unreal. Drag the cooler and the chairs and the kids to go plop down in the sand and sweat. Why am I here?!
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I will never understand the love for the beach. It’s fun for MAYBE an hour. Swim in the ocean, grab a little tan, chill a bit. Then it’s boring and hot and nothing worthwhile is happening. And sand is everywhere.
Yet people LOVE the beach. Gimme a good lake any day.
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Nothing to be ashamed of. Take Pride in being in that line. https://twitter.com/viralnewsnyc/status/1548805251192524800
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Yeah, that's your wife. https://t.co/i7tqExpaoG
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Save some chicks for the rest of us, bro. https://twitter.com/kollarjustin/status/1548832235905863680
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Two men in suits sitting down at a table calmly discussing how to starve 10 million Africans to death. https://twitter.com/rncresearch/status/1549032353028268032
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I used to read with such fascination about what it was like for the people in the Soviet Union. One thing I could never wrap my mind around was how they all talked about being fed lies from EVERY direction to protect the Regime.
I now fully understand what they meant. https://twitter.com/TPostMillennial/status/1549025789382909952
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BREAKING: Women destroying the West. https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1548744670955671556
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Probably time to have a conversation about just how many lunatics occupy our medical institutions. https://twitter.com/jakekanemd/status/1548634473276882944
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@JoeSilverman7 @DempMcgee Thought it was called “skiing” when you sailors got together.
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Thanks for keeping the country going. https://twitter.com/bluediesel25/status/1548096975836286980
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You mean the communist monsters might fight back if we try to stop them??!
My word. I had no idea there would be casualties in this war. Guess I’m out then. Just let them have it all. Can’t risk getting hurt. https://twitter.com/cv_dalcher/status/1548085289725227011
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Just wait until you find out what 69 feels like. https://twitter.com/kem98481506/status/1548068787022311426
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Respectfully disagree, Jesse. We (men) have not properly and fearlessly defended women so we should not be surprised they have followed our cowardly lead. This is on us (men). This is on their fathers. https://t.co/vw4jqBMKcj
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That’s a very good point.
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I know you’re running out of emoji space. I know that much. https://twitter.com/breton59er/status/1548074377274540036
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It stroked out. https://twitter.com/kezia_noble/status/1548060601338826752
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Not one woman on that team boycotted a single event. Not one put her name on an article condemning Lia Thomas for helicoptering across the pool to victory.
Therefore, I do not care. I find this hilarious. Hide while your hard work goes up in flames. Not my problem. https://twitter.com/theblaze/status/1548059468763582469
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The GOP really has the pulse of America. https://twitter.com/abc/status/1548059084657545216
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How it started. How it’s going. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1548003219837571075/photo/1
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No. It’s a sign that Democrats and the media have lied about abortion for 50 years and now they’re having to defend the indefensible. So they lie. And lie some more. Then lie more.
Because the truth about abortion is horrific. https://twitter.com/holden114/status/1547581932698947586
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Who’s a pundit on the Right you think should be WAY bigger than they are? And why?
P.S. Notice I said “why”? I swear I said “why”. Lemme check again, yep. I said “why”.
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Sri Lanka✅
UK✅
Italy✅
Maybe it’s time for world leaders to start paying attention to what’s happening out there. https://twitter.com/mailonline/status/1547626952202235907
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Remember when Attorney General Merrick Garland got a letter from the teachers union complaining about angry parents and sent the FBI after those parents?
Maybe the worst abuse of power I’ve ever seen from a federal official.
Not one GOP elected official suggesting prison time.
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The bad news is we’re gonna have a Democrat as president until at least 2024.
The good news is they’re definitely gonna build the wall after Hispanics run them out of power in the midterms. That wall is gonna be 1000 feet high.
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Almost three years of community college credits. Would have gotten an Associate’s Degree too if I hadn’t dropped Algebra a few times (politics). No big deal. Not sure why that’s not in the bio. https://twitter.com/debunkjunction/status/1547352507654934528
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You’re better off believing in Jesus if for no other reason than not having to eat that thing. https://twitter.com/adamkwasman/status/1547340495671595008
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@GentlemanRascal I’m horrified.
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Mother of god. What is this filth??!! https://twitter.com/foundersgirl/status/1547046199466700800
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I love my people. https://twitter.com/stopagitpropnow/status/1547280984353263621
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That's right.
400 years worth of coal under our feet and we're putting up toxic windmills that kill and have to be buried because they can't be recycled.
I sure hope the idiots in the GOP are taking notes. https://t.co/n8WXRJU9VH
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No. It’s hot. My AC will be used. Don’t ask me to serve “the public good” by reducing my standard of living. YOUR job is the public good. Not my job. Ditch the idiotic windmills and use what works. https://t.co/VTxpM3PYVs
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No. It’s hot. My AC will be used. Don’t ask me to serve “the public good” by reducing my standard of living. YOUR job is the public good. Not my job. Ditch the idiotic windmills and use what works. https://twitter.com/ercot_iso/status/1547264078367817728
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Bunch of elected Republicans who voted for the $2.2 trillion CARES Act in 2020 are dunking on Biden about inflation today.
You really shouldn’t let them get away with that.
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Probably a bit of both. https://twitter.com/klrauh1/status/1547272291641434118
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It’s not just wealthy Republicans. It’s all classes. Look who is funding woke athletes, sports teams, & networks. Predominantly working class. Literally paying the people who hate them.
One side is just more serious than the other at this point in time. https://t.co/kvQ6Z87AKn
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There’s still a lot of greatness left in this country. https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1547228148651139072
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Sure those inflation numbers are bad, but at least Joe Biden gets to the Middle East today to negotiate on behalf of America.
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@ClayTravis I found out what it means last night. I’ve been using it on my kids all morning. They just retreated outside.
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Conservatives want to invest in established institutions not start new ones
Understandable but all the prestigious institutions are captured so that perspective must fundamentally shift https://t.co/uTREmOWH3M
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Twitter growth is 100% on the user. I’ve watched more friends than I can count go from tiny accounts to huge accounts just by being interesting. Interesting rises to the top. Boring resents it. https://twitter.com/banishedprotein/status/1547229372951793664
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I believe I read a while back that over 70% of Wall Street political donors give to Democrat candidates. It’s like assisted suicide. https://t.co/sx9HLxwABA
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We’re heading into a Great Depression. On god no cap.
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@Cernovich @JesseKellyShow Dying
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@Liz_Wheeler I’m a nice person.
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@Liz_Wheeler You turned like 12 today. Of course you’d know.
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I’m dead. https://twitter.com/elderbartleby/status/1547034870060302337
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@braxton_mccoy Oh yeah. I’m sure you’re really up to date on the things kids are saying.
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@JesseKellyShow I will. No cap.
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Ask your staff this stuff before you go embarrassing yourself online Fr https://t.co/InMyPByo5z
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I keep hearing people use terms and I have no clue what they mean and it makes feel old.
“No cap”. What is that? Salary cap? No capital letters? Was I just insulted?
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@ShemekaMichelle Lol!! I didn’t know this was a thing.
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🚨Breaking News🚨
Jesse Kelly is White.
😂😂 https://t.co/vL7TyBmMHB
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@JeffOnTheRight How did a cap become a lie???
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@JeffOnTheRight How did a cap become a lie???
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BREAKING NEWS: Joe Biden has hacked Jesse Kelly's account https://t.co/ScxdkAPPdE
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I keep hearing people use terms and I have no clue what they mean and it makes feel old.
“No cap”. What is that? Salary cap? No capital letters? Was I just insulted?
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@TheCensoredRock Lol! Ouch.
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I keep hearing people use terms and I have no clue what they mean and it makes feel old.
“No cap”. What is that? Salary cap? No capital letters? Was I just insulted?
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Pedophilia. Out in the open pedophilia. MAP (minor attracted person) will be on the drop down lists online within ten years.
People think I’m crazy. You just watch. These people aren’t even close to hitting rock bottom. https://twitter.com/zeynepmyenisey/status/1547014310039359489
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Only women can become pregnant.
The truth is not “violence,” do not be silenced.
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That’s also how Kamala works. https://twitter.com/wowinteresting8/status/1546812347788181509
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We are truly up against demons. https://twitter.com/greg_price11/status/1546957961439969280
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The System is about to run Joe Biden out of the White House. Gone after the midterms. “Health reasons”, I’m sure.
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@JesseKellyDC @DiannyRants Time to start hearing from governors because 99% of GOP in Washington is useless. This is happening to their constituents, too. They need to speak up.
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@JesseKellyDC It helps when you stop thinking about the outer party as opposition
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Or about VAERS, or about the Wisconsin Supreme Court ruling on election integrity, or about a lot of the things their voters actually care a lot about. https://t.co/yTYM9HURTe
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It really is unreal how many elected Republicans don’t say a word about the January 6th political prisoners.
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It really is unreal how many elected Republicans don’t say a word about the January 6th political prisoners.
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People... People know that she fought FOR slavery, right? Like, she fought to keep being able to sell her own people to slavery? Am I losing my fucking mind here? https://t.co/Y6fU1ac1ga
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Rude. I’m extra focused tonight. There will be lots. Lots. https://twitter.com/jessekellyshow/status/1545530940486828033
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A despicable answer from her.
@JesseKellyDC is correct. Listen to him tonight at 7 on NewsRadio 830 KHVH. https://t.co/6tMYMJciOg
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This never stops until they find out what it tastes like. They’re never gonna look at your good conduct and be inspired to change.
The communist only understands fear and pain. https://t.co/03Wx9KCZo0
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https://www.clayandbuck.com/jesses-grill-where-can-i-find-a-burger-like-that/
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Live free or die. https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1545189269014298625
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This never stops until they find out what it tastes like. They’re never gonna look at your good conduct and be inspired to change.
The communist only understands fear and pain. https://twitter.com/freebeacon/status/1545463255086366721
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Not sure when I’ve ever denied that. https://twitter.com/ultralib1/status/1540400122332184576
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I see everyone suddenly remembered what a woman is
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@InezFeltscher Like every other commie ruling.
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I have a lot of thoughts about them. Amazingly, not one of those thoughts is “They’d be better off dead.” https://twitter.com/____nellyy/status/1540374104871763971
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We all know Biden is senile, but watching him speak right now helps remind everyone he's evil too.
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We’ve made enough decisions in this country trying to placate anxiety-ridden women. Time to start making some correct decisions. https://twitter.com/rosealders/status/1540374108034043904
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This is the fairest and most secure decision in history.
Don’t question that or you’re a dangerous seditionist.
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We don’t make “strategic” decisions about protecting the lives of unborn babies. Screw the midterms. Save the children. https://twitter.com/nick__dagger/status/1540365176645509127
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I know he did. And I’m mad about it. But Mitch McConnell deserves a lot of credit for these Supreme Court decisions. So does Donald Trump. Let’s give credit where it’s due. https://twitter.com/nobodyshotput/status/1540364637945954311
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Trump and McConnell both deserve a lot of credit for today. Doesn’t matter if you love them or hate them. They do.
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Consider reaching out to your church today and asking them to get some private security for tonight. And the next few weeks. Do not leave your church unattended.
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Today you’ll see what I mean by us being sandwiched. The most insane rhetoric will come down from Democrat politicians and the media.
The vile street communists at the bottom will take that as marching orders and they’ll go out to hurt people.
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Put a smile on your face. It’s a good day.
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This is one of the greatest days in American history. Praise God.
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@JesseKellyDC You are now a target for monitoring by the federal government and foreign governments due to my interactions with you regarding #HaleyCarter. I live in southern MD about 20 minutes from downtown DC. The entire DMV is filled with spies who are far worse than you could imagine!
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A regime this dedicated to criminalizing questioning the legitimacy of an election does not look like a regime that was elected fairly.
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The DOJ instructed the FBI to go after concerned parents because the teachers union sent Merrick Garland a letter.
Breaking911
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Rep. Kinzinger: "I want to…speak directly to my fellow Republicans. Imagine the country's top prosecutor, with the power to open investigations, subpoena, charge crimes and seek imprisonment...pursuing the agenda of the other party."
https://t.co/UJUoydUajN
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Dude has the most interesting threads on Twitter. Stuff you can’t hear anywhere else. https://twitter.com/EdLatimore/status/1540118886133239809
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Your meeting notes have to remind you to sit down, I think it’s safe to say no one expects you to understand much of anything. https://t.co/K6KPjzpPBa
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I dig it https://twitter.com/j035ich5pach/status/1540061961903394817
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Taylor Lorenz speaking to a packed house at #VidCon https://twitter.com/littlemissjacob/status/1540111000229138432/photo/1
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@wrong_speak Lol!! It was.
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Kids today will never know the joy of hanging up on someone by closing a flip phone.
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For years I have pleaded with the GOP to stop treating the media like media and start treating them as if they’re your mortal enemies out to destroy you. Because they are.
Looks like someone gets it.
Kari Lake
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WATCH what happens when @CNN ambushes @KariLake outside of an event 😂
“I’ll do an interview with you… as long as it airs on CNN+, does that still exist?”
Help fuel our Movement! ⤵️
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We believe in cancel culture here. DEI lady pushing drag things on kids. She’s now looking for a job because we ran with it.
Leave the kids alone. https://twitter.com/thefirstontv/status/1537253628628566017
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Not a single Republican talks about revoking the citizenship of George Soros and having him deported. The man has declared war on America. He’s funding the violence and he’s doing it in the open.
We do nothing. https://twitter.com/billfoxla/status/1537186614149095424
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The FBI counter-terrorism heads met not long ago to decide which terrorist tag they should assign to parents who got mad at school board meetings.
Douglas Blair
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Protestors are calling Kavanaugh a rapist outside his home. https://t.co/FhYsgp1cSu
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We couldn’t even get the useless Republicans to fight against forced injections. Useless is the kindest word I have for them. https://t.co/Y80P6GvTWt
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As the GOP works with Democrats to take away your gun rights, I thought it would be appropriate to do a thread on all the Republican senators who’ve proposed kicking George Soros out of the country and banning his money from politics. 1/
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Your kids' school is being transformed into a soft Maoist thought-reform (brainwashing) prison. Kids held captive in the classes, subjected to this SEL. Your workplace "trainings," always increasing in number, are the same thing, holding you hostage via your livelihood. See? https://t.co/9tkXe8GOeL
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Pro-school shootings ✔️
Antisemitic ✔️ https://t.co/mqtA1X3exN
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As the GOP works with Democrats to take away your gun rights, I thought it would be appropriate to do a thread on all the Republican senators who’ve proposed kicking George Soros out of the country and banning his money from politics. 1/
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As the GOP works with Democrats to take away your gun rights, I thought it would be appropriate to do a thread on all the Republican senators who’ve proposed kicking George Soros out of the country and banning his money from politics. 1/
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When people say things to me like “That’s not conservatism!” or “We have to have principles!”, they should understand my “principle” is running this filth out of the country I love and I will do anything I have to to make that happen. https://news.yahoo.com/trans-kids-treatment-start-younger-130035763.html
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@JesseKellyDC @seanmdav This is specifically number 2,
but all 3 are true with MM. https://twitter.com/MenRNotTheEnemy/status/1537166949460742144/photo/1
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Karine Diversity Hire was so bad she actually embarrassed the most embarrassing administration ever. That’s amazing. https://twitter.com/kellyo/status/1537152022893539329
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🎼I hear the train a comin’
It’s rolling round the bend🎼 https://twitter.com/kerpen/status/1537113207856562181
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Dear America,
The government shut down your job, destroyed the value of your dollar, made you wear a useless mask, stopped any alternative treatments of COVID, and told you to take the “vaccine” or be fired.
And you didn’t get mad until gas prices got high. You’re the problem.
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Why should they GAF about taking your freedom when so many of you clearly don't GAF about keeping it?
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@JesseKellyDC Remember when they blew up a city block in Nashville right before Christmas and dropped the whole thing after about 12 hours? That was weird.
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REMINDER: It’s not that they are clueless about how to bring down gas prices. It’s that they WANT them high. They did this on purpose. They campaigned on it. https://twitter.com/rncresearch/status/1536809899203645441
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Un-ironically this. When Clinton dropped the “basket of deplorables” comment she wasn’t kidding. There is not more congeniality. There is no more “we disagree but I represent everyone.” That shit is over and it’s not coming back any time soon, if ever. https://t.co/VgqJhwiBk6
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It’s not hypocrisy. Stop with the “can you imagine if this happened to them”.
It’s malice. They believe you’re the enemy and they think it’s totally acceptable for you to be destroyed for what you believe. Prepare accordingly. https://t.co/sfGigMzcGt
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It’s not hypocrisy. Stop with the “can you imagine if this happened to them”.
It’s malice. They believe you’re the enemy and they think it’s totally acceptable for you to be destroyed for what you believe. Prepare accordingly. https://twitter.com/steveguest/status/1536009575408799744
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Whether it’s pandemics or shootings or warm weather, both parties always seem to agree that the problem is you having too much freedom.
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James Lindsay, increasingly relevant
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@JesseKellyDC Obvious Communists are obvious.
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Destroyed from within.
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America 2022:
Prosecutors don’t believe in prosecution.
DHS Secretary doesn’t believe in border security.
Health Department official thinks he’s a woman.
Energy Secretary doesn’t believe in energy.
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@JesseKellyDC #ImpeachChuckSchumer
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Is this supposed to make me hate Blake because it’s doing the complete opposite https://t.co/ryDWIEzGDX
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Someone should let the Eunuch GOP know that by the Left’s own standards, this is impeachable. This is exactly what Trump was impeached for.
They won’t do it. But they should. https://twitter.com/steveguest/status/1534546718724866051
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Communists think you deserve to die for what you believe. It’s not more complicated than that. All the talk today about media hypocrisy misses this simple fact: Communists believe you deserve to die. Media communists do. Elected communists do. Street communists do.
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You are more likely to arrive at the truth by assuming not just that a left-wing narrative is off, but by assuming that the exact opposite is true.
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No https://twitter.com/tdubbs364/status/1534567956037914625
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WATCH - @RubinReport and @JesseKellyDC break down the destructive "virus" of woke ideology
https://www.thefirsttv.com/watch/dave-rubin-woke-ideology-is-a-virus/
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Food plants are burning, diesel fuel is running out, supply chain is still screwed, they’re trying to bankrupt you at the gas pump so you buy trackable electric cars or use their public transportation, and they tried to lie to you and tell you you needed masks for Monkeypox.
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PRO TIP: The media won’t cover it because the media is ok with you dying for your political beliefs, but street communists have been murdering (and attempting to murder) people on the Right for years now. Many of these incidents.
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Very dangerous phenomenon happening in America. The Right is sandwiched between government leaders on top who encourage violence and violent street communists on the bottom who are willing to carry it out. https://www.cnbc.com/2022/06/08/armed-man-arrested-outside-brett-kavanaughs-home-after-threatening-supreme-court-justice.html
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Trials for politicians, pharmaceutical giants, and “public health” officials. Not resignations. Not firings. Public trials with long prison sentences.
You may not agree with me now. But you will. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10895067/Doctors-trying-determine-young-people-suddenly-dying.html
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Who is this nutball? He almost sounds like someone interested in saving the country. https://twitter.com/elections_daily/status/1534346514453127168
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A San Francisco middle school brought a drag queen named “Nicole Jizz” to perform for students today. He deleted the video but not before I saved it. https://t.co/X4QrxH5I8L
Libs of TikTok
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And… it’s gone! But not before I saved it :). Why isn’t @NickiJizz proud of her drag performance where she “had them kids [middle schoolers] losing it” ? https://t.co/5nGU4L8wJJ
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This isn't wacky or looney or insane, it was entirely predictable and we laughed, mocked, and ostracized the people who warned us
Compelled speech was always the goal https://t.co/JYg1gWL9yN
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Notice how Republicans talk about your rights? As if they’re required to make excuses for you. Begging for approval from your enemies.
My AR-15 isn’t for freaking prairie dogs. It’s for killing people who want to hurt me or my family. https://twitter.com/mkraju/status/1534216857812709376
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Did you know two people were facing 30 years in prison for firebombing a NYPD cop car during the Saint George Floyd riots and Joe Biden just stepped in to make sure they’ll be out in less than two years?
Keep that in mind when you watch the January 6th committee.
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Three pro-life pregnancy centers in Wisconsin, Oregon, and Buffalo have now been firebombed by radical extremists in the last few weeks. I'd ask if the DOJ was interested but I forgot they only care if it's a parent angry with their school board.
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Weird how “moderation” always involves you giving just a little more ground to the communists and it never seems to work the other way.
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“We’re not that divided.”
I’m so tired of that wishful thinking idiocy. Brother, the President of The United States blamed half the country for the pandemic and then tried to have them all fired.
We’re divided. And we should be divided even more. https://twitter.com/seanlangille/status/1534300531451121664
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Imagine risking it all to start your own business and watching it actually succeed and then losing it all because politicians and “public health” officials decide you weren’t essential.
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You went to work today and the government confiscated 25% of your day’s wage to pay Central America for sending us their criminals. https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1534286829599346689
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Telling people they’re not supposed to be feeling what they’re feeling is an….interesting political strategy. https://twitter.com/greg_price11/status/1534269367608823813
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You really didn’t need that many characters to explain why you’re unwilling to make sacrifices to save your country. Enjoy the games. #BlackLivesMatter ✊🏾 https://twitter.com/therealjuanjohn/status/1534273226595045376
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You have me confused with Republicans. They’re anti-cancel culture.
I’m an anti-communist. We believe in cancel culture here and we embrace it. Our enemies will show us no mercy and we will do the same. Welcome to The New Right. https://twitter.com/godofjell0/status/1534262341944098817
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Joe Biden invoking the Defense Production Act to payoff his “green energy” donors while Americans are being slaughtered by high gas prices is an impeachable offense.
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Laugh all you want but this person cares enough about her sick religion to make sacrifices for it.
You’ll still be watching NFL transgender cheerleaders when football season starts.
Only one of you wants to win. https://twitter.com/AmyAThatcher/status/1533456323806998529
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No superpower in history would allow a foreign-born billionaire to cause murder and mayhem in its streets. All would have handled the problem.
America does. And that’s why we won’t be a superpower much longer. https://twitter.com/jasonbuttrill/status/1534230440004960260
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I love that the January 6th stuff is in the news. It cost me $90 to fill up at the pump last night. I was just stunned watching the price go up and up and up.
The average voter feeling that rage and then turning on the TV to see January 6th stuff is a gonna motivate people.
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The destruction is intentional. Those gas prices you’re mad about, Democrats did that on purpose. https://twitter.com/mattdizwhitlock/status/1534196497390227457
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Remember when the EPA destroyed a river and then claimed sovereign immunity and didn’t punish anybody and kept getting more and more funding every year?
https://t.co/pyYA0kKurY
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You only care about the 1/6 committee if you don’t drive, don’t do your own grocery shopping, and haven’t been anywhere outside 495 in the last two years.
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It’s important to understand who you’re dealing with in a fight. The Dems have made it clear, they’re coming for your fundamental rights. Thanks for having me on, @JesseKellyDC @TheFirstonTV
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@heckyessica I’m sure yours was very funny. For a woman.
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Have mercy. @JesseKellyDC done made me spew my bourbon. Bravo, sir. https://t.co/WYEkdQEL4Z
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Will you still be able to breastfeed? https://t.co/EUvLE4h9gn
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But what about the ones people didn’t take? https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1533952229832540160
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Will you still be able to breastfeed? https://twitter.com/secretarypete/status/1533832183223308293
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@Liz_Wheeler That hurts, Liz.
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Oh I don’t know. Nothing comes to mind. https://twitter.com/sarahnadav/status/1518089050896351233 https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1518089437808320512/photo/1
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DING DING DING https://t.co/pyaHc70wtK
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If you’re on the Right and you’re upset about the new, aggressive direction, fine.
But you better understand people are rightly horrified by what the Left has done to this country. You better present them with a plan on how you’re going to stop them.
What’s your plan?
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👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 https://t.co/0l4DmwwFL4
Jesse Kelly
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If you’re on the Right and you’re upset about the new, aggressive direction, fine.
But you better understand people are rightly horrified by what the Left has done to this country. You better present them with a plan on how you’re going to stop them.
What’s your plan?
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If you’re on the Right and you’re upset about the new, aggressive direction, fine.
But you better understand people are rightly horrified by what the Left has done to this country. You better present them with a plan on how you’re going to stop them.
What’s your plan?
Jesse Kelly
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: The people: “Look what they’re doing to us. What will you do to stop them?”
The Old Right: “Here’s a list of reasons why I’m not going to do a thing. Wait! Why are you going to the New Right?!”
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ONE BILLION TIMES THIS. https://t.co/AV3PekgOLd
Jesse Kelly
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If you’re on the Right and you’re upset about the new, aggressive direction, fine.
But you better understand people are rightly horrified by what the Left has done to this country. You better present them with a plan on how you’re going to stop them.
What’s your plan?
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If you’re on the Right and you’re upset about the new, aggressive direction, fine.
But you better understand people are rightly horrified by what the Left has done to this country. You better present them with a plan on how you’re going to stop them.
What’s your plan?
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I don’t expect you and your kind to become like them. I expect you to do what you’re already doing. Sit in the stands looking down your nose at the people on the field trying to win the game. https://twitter.com/iowajustin/status/1517955947267862535
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@JesseKellyDC “There is a time for everything, and a season for every activity under the heavens…a time to love and a time to hate, a time for war and a time for peace.”
Ecclesiastes 3:1-8
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We must develop a Winner Mentality. We have a Loser Mentality. It’s not our fault. That has been the culture on the Right for decades. They think complaining and shouting“hypocrisy!” is conservatism.
It is not. We must take back ground. And it will not be given up lightly. https://twitter.com/eric_freeman86/status/1517955779080294401
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Hatred is not a bad word or a bad thing. I hate communism. The misery and death that comes with it is unimaginable.
Hate. I hate it. And I will fight it like I hate it. https://twitter.com/nth_dimensions/status/1517955577946640384
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@JesseKellyDC Winners make the rules, losers are destroyed and forgotten.
It is hard to dictate principles and morality from the grave.
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Again, I’m convinced the communists started a philosophy school and made American conservatives attend so they would face the most useless opponents possible.
Winners decide....everything. The communist is playing to win. We must do the same. https://twitter.com/iowajustin/status/1517953269666099201
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@ShemekaMichelle You shouldn’t have.
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Jesus doesn’t want 10 year old boys chopping their penises off. I know American Christians think grabbing their ankles for the communists is something Jesus would want, but I promise you that’s not true.
Protect your nation’s children. https://twitter.com/afitzgerald23/status/1517949919625154564
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Why would you tell your friend? His mom’s already dead. https://twitter.com/ellieleigh07/status/1517948777486856193
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@JesseKellyDC people whose ideology has been losing for the last century are like "that's not who we are"
yeah, that's the whole point, we actually want to win
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The “adults” told you to stand six feet away from other people and close your business to stop a virus.
Community college guy told you that would result in more financial damage and mental health damage than people could possibly fathom.
I’ll go with me. https://twitter.com/svqpeter/status/1517948117789949955
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You know who decides the direction of a culture? The one who wins.
You want “sane and respectable”.
I want to win.
We are not the same. https://twitter.com/thomashoufek/status/1517946846584393729
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The New Right is an aggressive, anti-communist coalition of people who understand nothing else matters unless the communist is denied complete control of America. No other philosophy or value will have any meaning if the communist wins. So he must be defeated by any means. https://twitter.com/jarldietrich/status/1517942329314844680
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Listen to this and imagine how this plays out for a population if their government has the authority to force people to undergo a medical procedure… https://t.co/pRRbExGd5w
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The System protects itself. We have a million miles to go and a million battles to win before we defeat it. Learn to enjoy the fight. https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1517667975624634369
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@RealKiraDavis @RepMTG @CawthornforNC 100%
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Thread on corporate America. Too may conservatives are caught up in a 1990’s business school view of laissez-fair economics assuming those corporations are acting to maximize shareholder value as opposed to advancing an agenda & are acting removed from corporate cronyism… (1/8)
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@NomadicAnalytic @25th_Prestige @Doritos I didn’t wanna say anything.
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when i was 16 i ate an entire bag and downed like 12 capri suns and spent the rest of the night on the bathroom floor but it was worth it https://t.co/wVTrRJmJbb
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There was once a flavor of @Doritos called ‘Blazin Buffalo and Ranch’ and it was the greatest chip ever and they discontinued it and I still think about it sometimes
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@BravoKiloActual @Doritos They were so legit too.
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That’s me. https://twitter.com/gate_gate_pg/status/1517647397651992576
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There was once a flavor of @Doritos called ‘Blazin Buffalo and Ranch’ and it was the greatest chip ever and they discontinued it and I still think about it sometimes
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Dude’s in a freaking wheelchair and he’s swimming in more dimes than you’ll ever even get to smell and you expect me to be mad at him for it?
I think I’ll send him a donation. https://twitter.com/mbagadonuts/status/1517630129970757632
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The System is always holding up some boogeyman on the Right you’re supposed to hate. It was Trump for five years. Now that he’s gone, it’s @RepMTG and @CawthornforNC. That doesn’t surprise me.
What does surprise me is how many on our side take the bait.
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@JesseKellyDC His books are some of the most anti-human stuff I've ever read. He hates humanity in exactly the same way Howard Zinn hated America.
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To his credit, he’s pretty open about it. This whole humanity thing is an affront to him and he has plans to do something about it.
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@JesseKellyDC I'm reading Yuval Noah Harari as we speak, and I'm horrified.
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I’ve been playing lots of his audio on my show. I had to have my guys double check that it’s real.
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On this #EarthDay you should remember that the modern day environmentalist’s policy proposals would cause more death than Hitler, Mao, and Stalin combined. He knows this and he doesn’t care. In fact, he cheers for it.
The largest death cult in history.
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When you give a speech, the crowd and podium is in front of you. There’s always a backdrop behind you. Which means when you’re done, there are only two directions you can go. Left or right.
How does Biden NEVER get it right with 50/50 odds? https://twitter.com/rncresearch/status/1517609336285143040
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Laws lose their force when they’re not enforced and they definitely lose their force when they’re selectively enforced.
My word. What planet do these people live on? https://twitter.com/hashtaggriswold/status/1517605118207799298
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Could a stupid person build this with their bare hands?
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@JesseKellyDC GRATEFUL TO BE VAXXED AND BOOSTED https://twitter.com/BravoKiloActual/status/1517588763236470785/photo/1
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Jesse, with the brain a d memory of a goldfish, has already forgotten two years ago when all the hospitals were crushed and more people died then in any war we've ever fought https://t.co/BZp3jQzkBt
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“Just got COVID for the 2nd time. Running a fever and sick. Grateful to be vaccinated and boosted. Go get your shot!”
HONEST QUESTION: Is there even a small part of these people that understands how stupid that sounds? Even a small one?
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“Just got COVID for the 2nd time. Running a fever and sick. Grateful to be vaccinated and boosted. Go get your shot!”
HONEST QUESTION: Is there even a small part of these people that understands how stupid that sounds? Even a small one?
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Dox people who dox people.
The communist will not be dissuaded by your principles. If you want him stopped, you will make him feel the pain of his actions. Nothing else will stop the religious zealot.
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Funniest thing about this accusation people level at me is I’m the most peaceful person in politics today. Everything I do is aimed at AVOIDING bloodshed.
Y’all really need to understand that I’m not extreme. I’m the moderate voice of reason.
Extreme is coming though... https://twitter.com/6ft4inches1/status/1513627983080304647
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@Bruce_LeVell How do they not understand basics?
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You don’t impeach him for “political purposes”. You don’t even impeach because he’s broken the law.
You impeach him because Democrats will impeach all of our presidents from now on and it’s important to water down impeachment itself. https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1513626211360071694
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@JesseKellyDC Its not that they can't provide you with even the most basic promise of any society, safety. They just don't want to.
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Even after we got rid of Uncle Ben? https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1513609744858365952
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Democrats don’t care about crime and they definitely don’t care about “gun violence”. They know all the crime statistics. They can read.
They want to disarm law-abiding citizens so they have the freedom to hurt them. It’s not more complicated than that. https://twitter.com/someonetoknow21/status/1513564466725670917
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Hey, everyone makes mistakes. https://twitter.com/nypostbiz/status/1513567857275248659
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Since everyone is raging about this, let me explain.
Biden is unpopular. Because of that, his party is facing virtual extinction at the mid terms. But communists can’t make themselves back off and moderate, so instead they’ll super-serve their base trying to help voter turnout. https://twitter.com/cnn/status/1513468173324107780
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Culture is simply what your society incentivizes and what your society disincentivizes. We have a culture full of malcontents, “victims”, and circus freaks because that’s what we incentivize here. https://twitter.com/jlc225/status/1513554831180550146
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The communist, to his credit, has values. And he demands those values be pushed in every part of society. They’re not YOUR values, but they’re values and he thinks they’re worth fighting for.
We must adopt the same mindset. https://twitter.com/ericb1980/status/1513554384566771716
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A huge mistake the American Right had made in the culture war is actually believing there’s some neutral, valueless way to have a culture.
This is as naive as anything the communists believe. The culture WILL have a direction. Make sure it’s yours and not theirs.
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Love this. Breaks down the big stories for me and quickly. Helps me understand what’s happening. https://twitter.com/BryanDeanWright/status/1513541777143173127
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This is a good v. evil battle. Abortion is evil. Chemically castrating children is evil. Etc.
You don’t compromise with evil. You don’t meet evil halfway. You oppose evil. https://t.co/QgsEcpcu8O
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Yes, I believe in an us-versus-them mindset because I’m not a child who believes in this fantasy where we can coexist with these people.
Yes, I’m just as extreme as they are. If not more so. Proudly. https://t.co/ZdunEscPSJ
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I have no problem with this mindset. You think I’m the bad guy. I think you’re the bad guy. It’s a competition and one of us will win.
Game on. https://twitter.com/catshit22/status/1513334187830349825
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Yes, I believe in an us-versus-them mindset because I’m not a child who believes in this fantasy where we can coexist with these people.
Yes, I’m just as extreme as they are. If not more so. Proudly. https://twitter.com/apokerplayer/status/1513320795811897345
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Hanger, tenderloin, A5 or CNN steak. Which one are you choosing? https://twitter.com/ChefGruel/status/1513306136476221440/photo/1
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@cobracommandr15 I’ll take it.
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“Grifting” is what you say to the guy who gets paid to do what you wish you could do, but lack the talent to do. https://twitter.com/ArsenalFan42/status/1513254096849051652
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Many stewardesses have hated enforcing COVID lunacy.
But anyone who’s flown a bunch the last two years has run into one who clearly gets off on it. These bitter harpies dread the day when they have to go back to just handing out pretzels. https://twitter.com/bucksexton/status/1513249399236931588
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The communist has always understood that educating America’s children to hate themselves, their parents, and their country was the real source of his power.
What he failed to remember during COVID was how important it was to keep that plan quiet. https://t.co/pG7zZnldJZ
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: If America’s teachers unions were smart, they’d have demanded schools be opened immediately so Dad and Mom wouldn’t find out what Aiden, Jayden, and Brayden are learning in school.
Huge strategic error.
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The communist has always understood that educating America’s children to hate themselves, their parents, and their country was the real source of his power.
What he failed to remember during COVID was how important it was to keep that plan quiet. https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/1513251385495588864
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What happens in your house is more important than what happens in the White House. ™ https://t.co/8lZg7G0LKl
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You can have Congress and the Presidency.
I want the school boards, DAs, sheriffs, and county boards.
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Waking up with a swollen elbow when I didn’t do anything to it and getting heartburn from pineapple is how I’d describe turning 40 to anyone who asked.
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@JesseKellyDC 🚨👇 https://t.co/2UrLvDYTem
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Wishing a happy Palm Sunday to @JeffreyToobin.
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And the governorships. https://t.co/jcO8tYZwRv
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You can have Congress and the Presidency.
I want the school boards, DAs, sheriffs, and county boards.
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Boys: “Dad, there’s a big spider in the garage.”
Me: “Did you kill it?”
Boys: “No. We named him Jeff.”
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It’s legitimately difficult to tell if he’s joking or if he’s serious https://t.co/Ew2fZ44RMA
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I repeatedly said out loud that I want to be a dictator. This is not something I hide at all. https://t.co/glbPWKnocq
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@25th_Prestige I’d expect nothing less.
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I repeatedly said out loud that I want to be a dictator. This is not something I hide at all. https://twitter.com/verfmeister/status/1513161448876396546
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This. Precisely. Too many Americans fiddling with national political news while their own communities burn around them. https://t.co/NLkSKHNyEb
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You can have Congress and the Presidency.
I want the school boards, DAs, sheriffs, and county boards.
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Yep. When you're trying to remove a weed you don't grab at the top, you go for the roots. https://t.co/9kEL35D1Sa
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You can have Congress and the Presidency.
I want the school boards, DAs, sheriffs, and county boards.
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This is an extremely important point. At least half of the country didn’t live through the bizarre rituals of the pandemic. And yet in the media they are etched as a common experience. https://t.co/7oQRkWwqaP
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100% true. I live in a blood red area. When I hear people’s 2020-2021 experiences and my own, it is like we live on different planets.
Get to a red area and make it redder. https://t.co/RYM5Zn8VWx
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100% true. I live in a blood red area. When I hear people’s 2020-2021 experiences and my own, it is like we live on different planets.
Get to a red area and make it redder. https://twitter.com/BowTiedRanger/status/1513160008271384578
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You can have Congress and the Presidency.
I want the school boards, DAs, sheriffs, and county boards.
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Again, think about how many videos you’ve seen like this.
Now consider these are just the teachers dumb enough to video themselves and publicize it.
America has a grooming problem. A large one. https://twitter.com/libsoftiktok/status/1513046467333689344
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For an extra $20 Mickey will sit your child on his lap. For an extra $100, he’ll come to you room and spend the night. https://nypost.com/2022/04/06/disney-land-in-california-to-let-mickey-mouse-hug-visitors-since-pandemic-order/
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I gotta tell you, I’m having a hard time feeling bad for the people who supported Black Lives Matter and now they feel ripped off. They had what they believe ON THEIR WEBSITE!
If you’re too dumb to read a web page, frankly, you deserved to get played like a chump.
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When you’re enemy complains about your tactics, you might notice a lesson in there.
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@TianaTheFirst @redsteeze Those are the right shoes.
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@Cernovich @iHeartRadio @TheFirstonTV It’s my number one request.
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I want thank @iHeartRadio and @TheFirstonTV for giving me a shot at a media career. I know we’ve had a lot of success early on and things are looking up, but I’m tendering my resignation to pursue my true dream: https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1511753880509550601
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No. I don’t think I will https://t.co/pmxzuvuaNG
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I used to be a pro-abortion vegan who would berate family members over holiday dinners about owning firearms. If I can claw my way out of the cesspool of leftism, anyone can.
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Wrap your mind around this;
Scroll the @libsoftiktok page and check out all the teacher videos. Now consider those are just the teachers who have Tik Tok AND are dumb enough to share that stuff publicly. How many are doing that stuff quietly?
We have a grooming problem.
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“Don’t call them groomers.”
Let’s be honest, calling them groomers isn’t near far enough. It’s not near what these people truly deserve. https://twitter.com/nickelodeon/status/1509507119627784194
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I don’t remember another time in my life when I’ve seen the American communist whine so much about a label put on them by the Right.
The “groomer” thing really bothers them. A lot. It hurts them.
So keep doing it.
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The last 24 hours in DC corporate media: https://twitter.com/ChristinaPushaw/status/1511690360820404229/photo/1
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Do not moderate. Do not back off. Do not slow down. They are off balance and they are afraid.
When your opponent is down, you attack and finish him. Ignore every loser on “our side” who tells you otherwise.
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Me when my friends say they’ll “be right back” at the bar https://twitter.com/RNCResearch/status/1511410171364454408/video/1
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How Dome thinks people in rural America get a photo ID https://t.co/ELE4Y7by4D https://t.co/ZTHAm7FfWN
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Once you see The Machine you can never unsee it. https://t.co/XHFc7veQpM https://t.co/1K2Nns5ViV
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I don’t remember another time in my life when I’ve seen the American communist whine so much about a label put on them by the Right.
The “groomer” thing really bothers them. A lot. It hurts them.
So keep doing it.
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@JesseKellyDC What ripped me apart was going to my niece’s high school graduation ceremony and seeing the three empty seats for the kids that had taken their own lives.
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@JesseKellyDC I lost my little brother Billy a year ago this May. He lived in Santa Rosa CA. After the lockdowns he couldn't work. And then our dad died. It was too much. He turned to alcohol and drank himself to death. Seeing his beautiful state turn into a cesspool didn't help. He was 55.💔
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My neighbor’s 21 year old son committed suicide while away at college. He was unable to cope with not being with friends and family. Hardest thing to see a mom’s heart literally break. 😞 https://t.co/WhHjQ6OFGn
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If you or someone in your family experienced mental health problems, substance abuse problems, or suicide because of COVID lockdowns the last two years, respond with your story.
Gonna read these on the air tonight.
We’re not gonna forget about these people.
Go:
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I can tell you about how healthcare providers were worked until we broke- mentally, physically and spiritually by our ‘leadership’ working safely from home- and when it ended, they came back to work doing the exact same things the exact same way.
Hell of a thing to be expendable. https://t.co/xHId5iFGjJ
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If you or someone in your family experienced mental health problems, substance abuse problems, or suicide because of COVID lockdowns the last two years, respond with your story.
Gonna read these on the air tonight.
We’re not gonna forget about these people.
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Nothing could be further from the truth. Trust me on that.
But we will not forget the people cast aside and ignored for the last two years. We will not allow that. I’ll tell these stories until the day they kick me off the air. https://twitter.com/briprice661/status/1511104004276862978
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@mattbearnest Keep going brother. Keep going.
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@JesseKellyDC Cousin was an alcoholic.. job moved to work from home 2020. No interactions. Starting drinking up to a gallon of vodka a day. Couldn’t stop. Drank himself to death.
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@JesseKellyDC Swim coach in my town, who dedicated himself to teaching kids and adults to love to swim, was so heartbroken by the isolation that he committed suicide in 2020. Huge loss to our community.
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You don’t need to look abroad to find war crimes, they are happening here
👇👇👇 https://t.co/OxN71TSsy0
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If you or someone in your family experienced mental health problems, substance abuse problems, or suicide because of COVID lockdowns the last two years, respond with your story.
Gonna read these on the air tonight.
We’re not gonna forget about these people.
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@JesseKellyDC My son was 7 when the lockdowns started. He is on the autism spectrum and suffered mentally greatly from the isolation and also academically from virtual learning. We had to get him therapy and additional academic help which he still needs today. He just turned 10.
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@JesseKellyDC My friend’s son committed suicide in November 2020 because he didn’t have access to the VA for the PTSD and depression services he relied on. It’s unforgivable what was done under the guise of “if it saves one life.” Thank you for making sure those we lost aren’t forgotten.
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@JesseKellyDC Guy in our town owned a small gun shop and killed himself about 30 days into the lockdowns after the state had to force him to stop operating. He was such a sweetheart.
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@JesseKellyDC My friend killed himself the day before England began their second lockdown. He couldn’t take it again. He was 23.
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Thank god for people like Jesse. I can't believe how many people in my life who are just moving on pretending the destruction the ruling class just caused was non existent / didn't happen https://t.co/a42PA1yobL
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If you or someone in your family experienced mental health problems, substance abuse problems, or suicide because of COVID lockdowns the last two years, respond with your story.
Gonna read these on the air tonight.
We’re not gonna forget about these people.
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I read a smattering of @JesseKellyDC's feed about the effects of COVID on people. Many have been struggling from everything from depression and job loss to weight gain and the deaths of loved ones. Some have responded: "I did well though!" or "Just because of lockdown?" 1/
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@JesseKellyDC My 19 year old daughter committed suicide in college in January 2021. Lockdowns, online classes, depression, anxiety, it was all too much and the hopelessness overwhelming.
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National Suicide Prevention Lifeline
800-273-8255
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@JesseKellyDC My friend and colleague was severely discouraged and because of the lockdowns unable to go to his regularly scheduled summer teaching fellowship, which I believe would have saved his life. Isolation drove him to suicide in July 2020.
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If you or someone in your family experienced mental health problems, substance abuse problems, or suicide because of COVID lockdowns the last two years, respond with your story.
Gonna read these on the air tonight.
We’re not gonna forget about these people.
Go:
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: WARNING: It’s gonna be a heavy night on The Jesse Kelly Show. Not at all like the normal show we do. There’s a lot of these.
There must be a reckoning.
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If you needed ANOTHER reason to block everything #Disney from your life (@JesseKellyDC) https://t.co/NSQziwtYUn
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Thank you, @JesseKellyDC.
These stories must never be forgotten. https://t.co/RiEzPbQifY
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We’re not gonna forget about these people.
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We’re not gonna forget about these people.
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The President shouldn’t be on his knees. Especially in front of a bunch of seamen.
That’s a job for the Vice President. https://twitter.com/charliespiering/status/1510973133708308486
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"X wouldn't pull this in Y" is the worst argument. Yeah, they wouldn't. They're not scared of you because they know you won't punish them. https://t.co/jv93TzOWxj
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“Disney wouldn’t pull this in Saudi Arabia!”
Yes, but one of the lessons you can learn from that is companies can (and should) bend to the will of the culture they’re doing business with.
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“Disney wouldn’t pull this in Saudi Arabia!”
Yes, but one of the lessons you can learn from that is companies can (and should) bend to the will of the culture they’re doing business with.
Jesse Kelly
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: Yes, corporate America is filled with cultural marxists now. Especially HR departments. That’s just a product of our poisonous anti-American education system.
BUT, some corporate “wokeness” simply comes from CEOs not wanting complaint emails or to trend badly on Twitter.
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Yes, corporate America is filled with cultural marxists now. Especially HR departments. That’s just a product of our poisonous anti-American education system.
BUT, some corporate “wokeness” simply comes from CEOs not wanting complaint emails or to trend badly on Twitter.
Jesse Kelly
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: GOP refusal to use state power when they have it has also killed us here. It would never OCCUR to Democrats not to use their power. They take power and immediately reward their friends and attack their enemies.
Republicans get elected and talk about “principles”.
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GOP refusal to use state power when they have it has also killed us here. It would never OCCUR to Democrats not to use their power. They take power and immediately reward their friends and attack their enemies.
Republicans get elected and talk about “principles”.
Jesse Kelly
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: That must change. Especially when dealing with the corporate world. At a state level, corporations must fear siding with the communists. It must become more of a business decision. Corporate boards should lay awake at night terrified of state GOP legislators.
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That must change. Especially when dealing with the corporate world. At a state level, corporations must fear siding with the communists. It must become more of a business decision. Corporate boards should lay awake at night terrified of state GOP legislators.
Jesse Kelly
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: Obviously, that way of thinking makes many on the Right uncomfortable. “Live and let live” and all that.
Most of my life that would have made me uncomfortable too. No more.
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Obviously, that way of thinking makes many on the Right uncomfortable. “Live and let live” and all that.
Most of my life that would have made me uncomfortable too. No more.
Jesse Kelly
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: The roots are too deep. We have to start digging these people out of society and it’s gonna require getting dirtier than you’d like. If we didn’t want that, we shouldn’t have let them take over everything. Now we have to deal with what is. Not what we want it to be.
That’s all.
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For years the smart business decision for corporate America was to appease the communists and spit in the face of the Right. The Right lacked the will to punish them for it.
That’s changing. Slowly. But it is changing. And that’s a good thing. Bend them to your will.
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For years the smart business decision for corporate America was to appease the communists and spit in the face of the Right. The Right lacked the will to punish them for it.
That’s changing. Slowly. But it is changing. And that’s a good thing. Bend them to your will.
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: “Disney wouldn’t pull this in Saudi Arabia!”
Yes, but one of the lessons you can learn from that is companies can (and should) bend to the will of the culture they’re doing business with.
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I’m just sad the Kurds aren’t around to see all this.
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This administration is not making a bunch of mistakes. It’s all intentional and by design.
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@JesseKellyDC I’m old enough to be your dad?
If I wasn’t already having a F-up day. 😂
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Lol!
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@FletchMatlock I forget that too.
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Anyone else so bad with things like birthdays, Mother’s Day, anniversaries, etc. that you have random moments where you wonder if one’s coming and you’re gonna forget?
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Even if it all comes crumbling down on us tomorrow, I’d still be grateful God gave me 40 years in the greatest country on earth.
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One of the funniest things about the Hunter Biden saga is him needing to borrow a million to pay his taxes.
Millions and millions of dollars have passed through that loser’s hands and he didn’t stash ANY of it?? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10622209/Hunter-Biden-told-friends-taken-loan-1m-pay-tax-liability.html
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No https://twitter.com/algeol/status/1510703151426330625
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I can’t decide. https://twitter.com/wil_da_beast630/status/1510686118236336135
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I can......I can see how that boat may have had some safety problems. https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1510687444613664774
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Countless men have spent most of their adult lives trying to define communism and in the end it took a racist football player with the IQ of a gerbil to sum it up best: https://twitter.com/ShannonSharpe/status/1510625881059840003
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Lost in all this LGBTQAirForce talk is how wild it is that dudes want to become women. Bro, you’re a guy. You had a 50-50 shot and you WON.
You don’t just hand back that lottery ticket and sign up for a life of indecisiveness and office gossip.
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The saddest part of this video is how uncommon it is for American journalists to have PTSD. https://twitter.com/levinejonathan/status/1509956251026927618
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Barack Obama ran for president as a proponent of biblical marriage. That was just 14 years ago.
Today Democrats openly advocate for chemically castrating little boys and teaching kindergartners about transgenderism
But the slippery slope isn't real. It's all in your imagination
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Good. I hope she does. Quit your job and go hide. https://twitter.com/levinejonathan/status/1509956251026927618
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BREAKING: Italians suck at something. https://twitter.com/josh_hammer/status/1509953338971987984
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My great niece took her own life last year she was 18 https://t.co/7KN6ASuN3Z
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These things didn’t “happen”.
These things were done. Done by people. People with names. https://t.co/mValFHPmTE
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Who are these loser conservatives complaining about cancel culture?
I love cancel culture. I intend to use it against my political enemies the same way they try to use it against me. I love cancel culture. I think it’s fantastic. https://t.co/JKGkCLxbMh
Jesse Kelly
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: “Conservatives don’t like cancel culture.”
Brother, if I was in charge and I found out a major corporation has made it a mission to pervert children, I’d have tanks rolling through Disney World.
Be happy you’re dealing with gentle people.
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Who are these loser conservatives complaining about cancel culture?
I love cancel culture. I intend to use it against my political enemies the same way they try to use it against me. I love cancel culture. I think it’s fantastic. https://twitter.com/tracinski/status/1509735646386167814
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They really are after your kids. The fox isn’t trying to get in the hen house.
He’s already inside. Now we gotta do some tough work to get him out. It won’t be pretty and it won’t be fun.
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Sometimes it’s easy to forget there are real people out there struggling with real issues.
I’ll answer this one on my show tonight.
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-What is a woman?
-Should we have a secure border?
-Should kindergarten teachers talk about their sex lives in class?
These are now partisan political issues. Pause for a moment and wrap your mind around that.
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Me watching people who pushed COVID panic porn and lockdowns now complain about inflation, drug overdoses, and child suicides:
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The System takes care of its own. https://twitter.com/breaking911/status/1509908251067957254
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These things didn’t “happen”.
These things were done. Done by people. People with names. https://www.washingtonpost.com/education/2022/03/31/student-mental-health-decline-cdc/
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As the middle class gets wiped out and America tumbles down the list of global powers, I’m just glad I’m not one of the people dumb enough to get distracted by a congressman getting offered some booger sugar by an ambitious lobbyist who wants to take him and his buddies skiing.
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The most unlivable, unsafe city in the world is in the USA, in its richest state, in the most concentrated pocket of wealth on the planet
Clown world. https://t.co/T8AIysgA26
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"Let your credo be this: Let the lie come into the world, let it even triumph. But not through me. The simple step of a courageous individual is not to take part in the lie. One word of truth outweighs the world." -Solzhenitsyn https://t.co/Jf7EuglaZ3
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I talk about my Sky is Green theory a lot and how The System can make a portion of society believe something that’s completely false.
But the real lesson in it is all the people who know the sky isn’t really green standing by while a lie becomes truth because they’re afraid.
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I can't stop thinking about this picture. Mostly I just can't stop imagining how long it took his staff to stage those books, how many iterations of that stack they went through, how many arguments they had about which titles should show, which book he should be "reading" 😂😂😂 https://t.co/nqY3gEYslC
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“pussies with mental disorders” have killed more people than cancer.
The Right is making a gigantic mistake dismissing the communist street groups and college kids as effeminate losers who can’t hurt people.
Those are the people who hurt people. https://twitter.com/not_a_bot_67/status/1509678672550277128
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@braxton_mccoy Braxton over here sipping on Topo Chico with his pinky out passing judgement on a man’s weapon choices. SMH.
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@JesseKellyDC Trotsky turned the military on Russian peasants when they pushed back on produce confiscation. He referred to them as bandits and had the army gas the forests they were hiding in.
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“Why are they filling our military with freaks and malcontents and running out the good people? Don’t they know it hurts the country?”
1. They hate the country.
2. Freaks and malcontents are easy to aim at your political enemies. Strong me aren’t.
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@JesseKellyDC You aren't wrong, In my country Venezuela they started forcing the phrase "fatherland, socialism or death" and the few real military there started to leave, now only regime lackeys remain, enforcing everything imaginable.
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If we can pick a dead one, Andrew Jackson. If it’s a family flight, @IlhanMN. https://twitter.com/nathaliejacoby1/status/1509561904292933638
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They’re not. They’re building a military loyal to them and hostile to their domestic enemies.
As communists have always done. https://twitter.com/teynorj/status/1509666501342556215
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It’s not your mom’s house. It’s the military. Everyone shouldn’t be allowed in. https://twitter.com/buddymyls/status/1509584921039360010
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CC: @KamalaHarris https://twitter.com/newscientist/status/1509599345255100417
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This is an outstanding thread.
Josh Daws
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I'm seeing a lot of people on the right share this meme. While it may be a strong satirical response to those who get lost in nuance, it fundamentally fails to recognize why the left wants to talk to your kids about sexuality. Let's connect some dots. 🧵 1/23 https://t.co/ro4srYZy2U
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Not sure what the big deal is. Clarence Thomas loves his wife like Joe Biden loves when kids visit the White House. https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1509628155983708161
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"Milk is cheap if you just buy a farm and a bunch of cows." https://t.co/VBztQYVRFn
Greg Price
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BIDEN: "A typical driver will save about $80 a month from not having to pay gas at the pump" if they just buy an electric car. https://t.co/Rjjtj7poeJ
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Don't look up https://t.co/8JgyszN9Dt
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I talk about my Sky is Green theory a lot and how The System can make a portion of society believe something that’s completely false.
But the real lesson in it is all the people who know the sky isn’t really green standing by while a lie becomes truth because they’re afraid.
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@davereaboi That you would put disgusting poison like that into your body makes me judge you, Dave.
Black licorice is trash.
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Very similar situation playing out in the White House https://t.co/sYomdqjAyy
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@usairforce @UnderSecAF @DeptofDefense @SpaceForceDoD
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Every great civilization has lasted roughly 250 years.
Ronald Reagan told us that every generation has to fight for their freedom. We aren’t promised greatness forever. You must fight for it.
The time is NOW. https://t.co/eEM7evSPXB
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I talk about my Sky is Green theory a lot and how The System can make a portion of society believe something that’s completely false.
But the real lesson in it is all the people who know the sky isn’t really green standing by while a lie becomes truth because they’re afraid.
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Since they deleted the last one, please be so kind as to respond to their tweet and let the Air Force know how excited you are about this stuff. https://twitter.com/usairforce/status/1509580161376731144
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I wonder if the FBI counter-terrorism heads have met yet to discuss which terrorist label they want to assign to parents who don’t want their kindergartner learning about the rusty trombone during story time.
Just like they did for the parents mad about CRT.
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"is admitting I think the sky isn't green really worth losing my job over?"
y'all sat back and now pedos and groomers have your kids 8 hours a day
i hope the job was worth it https://t.co/3nHPaWBvLh
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I talk about my Sky is Green theory a lot and how The System can make a portion of society believe something that’s completely false.
But the real lesson in it is all the people who know the sky isn’t really green standing by while a lie becomes truth because they’re afraid.
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@JesseKellyDC All my blood is out now and believe me when I say they lost great service members
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I call it the “soft purge of the military”. It’s not just the real fighters who are getting out. It’s that 17 year old boy on the high school wrestling team who grew up with guns in his hands. He’s not joining. He doesn’t want to learn about transsexuals and how evil whitey is. https://twitter.com/antigaslighter/status/1509576621874892809
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It is time to dig deep and dig in. Draw your lines and stand there. Now. https://t.co/Q2uB6ODTMF
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I talk about my Sky is Green theory a lot and how The System can make a portion of society believe something that’s completely false.
But the real lesson in it is all the people who know the sky isn’t really green standing by while a lie becomes truth because they’re afraid.
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I talk about my Sky is Green theory a lot and how The System can make a portion of society believe something that’s completely false.
But the real lesson in it is all the people who know the sky isn’t really green standing by while a lie becomes truth because they’re afraid.
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We dropped the ball on education when we made it entirely about school choice instead of curriculum and the accreditation process to become a teacher/school administrator.
We’re still dropping the ball now by not looking at how private corporations are in schools. https://t.co/cZHpVGt8HE
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We’re gonna lose a major war. https://twitter.com/usairforce/status/1509561593390153728
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Fentanyl comes from China and it’s trafficked across our OPEN border by the cartels and has found a great customer base in a nation that quarantined its healthy people. https://twitter.com/usatoday/status/1509542576675868682
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The sky is green. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1509562626367442944/photo/1
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@25th_Prestige That cuts deep.
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Gathering with family at big weddings is a good way to remind yourself what really matters in life.
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“Whoops, we counted too many deaths as COVID deaths.”
“Whoops, the vaccine doesn’t stop the spread.”
“Whoops, it also wears off in about 15 minutes.”
“Whoops, other treatments might actually work.”
None of this was an accident. Don’t buy any of this “whoops” crap.
Jesse Kelly
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: Coronavirus was weaponized to make sure Donald Trump didn’t win re-election and line the pockets of pharmaceutical companies.
Lives ruined. Nations now broken.
Don’t you dare let them get away with “whoops” now.
We must have public trials. A reckoning.
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“Whoops, we counted too many deaths as COVID deaths.”
“Whoops, the vaccine doesn’t stop the spread.”
“Whoops, it also wears off in about 15 minutes.”
“Whoops, other treatments might actually work.”
None of this was an accident. Don’t buy any of this “whoops” crap.
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Things that did not cause the inflation that’s crushing you:
-COVID
-Putin
Thing that did cause inflation:
-The COVID response
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Went over the handlebars of my bike when I was a kid. Split my chin open. Now I have a scar. I was in a quite few fights when I was younger and my nose never went all the way back where it should. My teeth are a little big.
Other than that, I’m doing pretty well. https://twitter.com/yoppchop/status/1505328181124939782
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Had to stop in a pharmacy and pick up a wedding gift.
Problem solved.
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Exactly right. The media is the smallest, most inconsequential part of the story. https://t.co/ySYOONnmKj
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Lotta people are talking about the media covering up the Hunter Biden laptop story to get Joe elected.
Not enough people are talking about all the former heads of the CIA who did the same thing.
There is NOTHING more dangerous happening right now than the Administrative State.
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@washingtonpost She raped me.
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Spies who lie: The @nypost contacted the senior ex-intelligence officials who signed the shameful 2020 letter declaring Hunter Biden’s laptop and its emails we ran were Russian disinformation. Not one apologized. Most refused to comment. A few like James Clapper doubled down https://t.co/EVYBXun02K
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Who wants to tell him why India has had success treating COVID? https://twitter.com/pblowe2/status/1505193980883095561
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Most predictable people on the planet https://twitter.com/Oilfield_Rando/status/1505188611435679749/photo/1
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Remember “social distancing”? I still laugh about the absurdity of it when I think about it. Country of 330 million people completely re-ordered itself based on something that sounds like a child came up with it.
“Stand six feet away”. Lol! Good grief.
We deserve what coming.
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We are like 5 minutes from Biden sending every American family a few lottery scratch offs. https://t.co/UnTM7ZCVRk
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Here are the names of the 50 intel officials who signed a letter saying Hunter Biden's laptop was "Russian disinformation." As @RichardGrenell has pointed out, none of these officials had a single piece of raw intel indicating it was disinformation. They made it up to help Biden. https://t.co/l8rRXuDW1L
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Lotta people are talking about the media covering up the Hunter Biden laptop story to get Joe elected.
Not enough people are talking about all the former heads of the CIA who did the same thing.
There is NOTHING more dangerous happening right now than the Administrative State.
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There’s so much to be said about this and none of it is good.
Our culture is so rotted and broken, a large percentage of Americans reside in a world of make-believe.
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Here it is: https://twitter.com/jessekellyshow/status/1504636841554710528?s=21 https://twitter.com/maple_patriot/status/1504885276799340549
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@RevengOfTheFlex I want a battleship!
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I want a battleship. That would be so sweet.
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Hold on, so I can’t discriminate based on hair texture AND I can’t lynch people anymore?!
Gah!! Why won’t this Congress let me live??!! https://twitter.com/shaunkraisman/status/1504840836747571201
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Any followers live in Bangalore?
I’ll be in Bangalore all next week,
What are must-see things to do in the city and surrounding area?
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I don’t know but Maine is a great state. Have fun!
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@25th_Prestige I was thinking that might be a good one.
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QUESTION: We still (shamefully) bank at one of the big banks. The trash kind that crap on our values all the time. It’s just such a pain to switch.
1. Is there some service to help with the switch?
2. Besides local banks (which I’ll probably choose) any good national ones?
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Never forget that 60 Minutes’ Leslie Stahl falsely claimed that the Hunter Biden laptop couldn’t be verified..
https://t.co/0S34aTkUc8
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Here you go. The Top 10 Irish foods. With some history lessons mixed in. You’re welcome. Happy #StPatricksDay https://twitter.com/jessekellyshow/status/1504636841554710528
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Feminists don’t care about women.
Black Lives Matter doesn’t care about black people.
Environmentalists don’t care about the climate.
LGBTQAirForce doesn’t care about gay people.
They’re all the same group. They care about one thing and one thing only: Destruction https://twitter.com/brian_sanders3/status/1504609659231035392
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Someone just went balls deep into Title Town, baby! https://twitter.com/swipewright/status/1504586948400369671
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@JesseKellyDC I sure would appreciate it if the people I follow would stop amplifying your ignorant, anti-American nonsense.
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The (repeated) validation of the Hunter Biden laptop story is a reminder that "disinformation" usually means true facts that make Democrats look bad.
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Outstanding. Just outstanding. Finally someone with some guts. Good for this girl finally stepping up to the plate, putting her name on it, and speaking out. https://twitter.com/rapidfire_pod/status/1504577845494005767
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They think you're stupid. https://t.co/CZettRzCnB
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Can you imagine one of the Trumps having this on their computer and the entire political & media powers being able to block it from the internet for 2 years? https://t.co/qkj79gUMyW
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The stuff of banana republics. https://t.co/hg3puCWnlr
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Why haven't you seen any stories from NPR about the NY Post's Hunter Biden story? Read more in this week's newsletter➡️ https://t.co/CJesPgmGvo https://t.co/jAi7PnpbZf
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The Hunter Biden laptop story, which was true, was the biggest 2020 election story by far, and it was actively censored by big tech and the corporate media. Disinformation, indeed.
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They impeached Trump to cover up what Hunter was doing in Ukraine. They were all in on it. You’re being played.
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Omg I'm so excited for this https://t.co/Hbd8J2bPtu
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I’ve always disagreed with this way of thinking that “women can’t be funny”. I don’t think that’s true at all in my experience. Women’s basketball is hilarious. https://twitter.com/jimbarsnes/status/1504555209548255237
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Have always thought the most brilliant long-troll in history would be a Republican candidate for President repeating all the lies Democrats tell with regularity. Verbatim.
Don’t like a question? “Russian disinformation!”
Get caught doing bad? “Come on, man!”
Would be hilarious
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It’s not that we have idiots and liars. Every society in history has had idiots and liars.
It’s that our idiots and liars run the country. At every level. Pick the institution and it’s run by corrupt idiots. How can we survive? https://twitter.com/cnn/status/1317313155199062016
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I’m going to say some things a lot of you may not like, and it hurts me to say them, but we need to be honest with ourselves. The POGs were right. You know what won World War 2 for the Allies? Trucks, and Liberty Ships. https://t.co/VAeCJgpHzG
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What one picture best sums up America’s leadership to you?
This is mine:
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The Hunter Biden story should serve as a reminder that no matter how much you despise the corporate press, it’s not near enough.
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Getting the fellas straightened out for the show today. #StPatricksDay
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Now that NYT has confirmed many of the details of the scoop that got NY Post banned from Twitter, will we get any follow up from the outlets who helped bury the story? https://t.co/5jC4NW2dWF
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It’s a very big deal for the President of The United States to have a disaster of a son.
Anyone telling you otherwise is lying to you or themselves. The blackmail potential is simply off the charts. Joe Biden would never get a security clearance.
Instead, he’s President.
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Twitter suspended a major newspaper’s account for a story everyone is now forced to acknowledge was true. That’s fine, right? We’ll just be moving on?
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Yikes https://twitter.com/realDailyWire/status/1504488686502690821/video/1
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CC: @KamalaHarris https://twitter.com/chefgruel/status/1504486332650774528
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We printed 80% of the money in existence in the last two years. Congress is still passing $trillion+ bills as if we’re doing just fine. The inflation/gas prices we already have are hurting the economy needed to bring in the revenue needed to avoid it.
Trust me, it’s possible. https://twitter.com/cyrilaimery/status/1504482675607834625
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We have like 7 or 8 TVs in our studio. They guys turn on different news channels so we can see everything all day.
90% of yesterday was Ukraine. In the very least.
It is unreal to watch every part of the American apparatus turn America’s eyes elsewhere.
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: We have GIGANTIC problems here at home. The weaponization of the Administrative State against the Right. Inflation that might turn into hyper-inflation. Interest rates up. Drug overdoses through the roof. Anxiety and depression run wild.
9/10 stories are Ukraine. Madness.
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We have like 7 or 8 TVs in our studio. They guys turn on different news channels so we can see everything all day.
90% of yesterday was Ukraine. In the very least.
It is unreal to watch every part of the American apparatus turn America’s eyes elsewhere.
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The absolute state of American leadership: https://twitter.com/greg_price11/status/1504479245615075336
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"The budget should be balanced, the treasury should be refilled and the pubic debt should be reduced. The arrogance of public officialdom should be tempered and controlled. And the assistance to foreign lands should be curtailed, lest we become bankrupt."
~ Cicero, 63 BC
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These people are the biggest mass-murderers of our time. If they had their way, they’d cause more death than Mao. It’s amazing how they can brazenly spread this poison out in the open without shame. https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1504476651857629184
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It’s always been weird to me how people feel they need to apply degrees of moral virtue to politicians. “Oh, Trump is undignified, Mitt Romney is a man of dignity and morality.” No, let me stop you there. You should view all politicians the way you view Trump.
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The conspiracy to suppress this information by mainstream media, big tech companies and the Democratic Party is the single greatest act of disinformation ever perpetrated in the social media era https://t.co/94zqft4FXD
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I love this photo so much. https://twitter.com/michaeljknowles/status/1504165914190782472/photo/1
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@JesseKellyDC GTFO Jesse. You are a small sized joke.
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@AmymAisme This is indefensible, Amy!
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I’m very conflicted. I love Chicago. Great city.
But how could I ever trust the people of Chicago when this is what they do to pizza and hot dogs?
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This is why I laugh when people on either side talk about “healing the divide” or “calming things down”.
I want to be divided from these people. As far as the East is from the West. I want the divide.
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🚨Doernbecher CHILDREN’S hospital in Portland has a detailed guide on ‘tucking’ for kids. At the end, they also refer children to a sex toy shop for gender affirming items. https://t.co/gqb44moeNt
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The way you can tell the major media in Russia is under total state control is that reporters there are too terrified to report that their President is showing clear signs of dementia and mental decline despite daily and repeated evidence of it.
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Ladies and gentlemen, @USATODAY’s Woman of the Year: https://twitter.com/johncardillo/status/1504188863639605253/photo/1
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FACT: JFK’s scumbag dad wanted his OLDER brother to be the politician. But he went off to war and died. JFK himself almost died in WWII. That used to be the way of it.
Now, you got Lindsey Graham safe back at home calling for assassinations while he munches on a corn dog. https://twitter.com/domnoyes/status/1504225514046865411
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They'll virtue signal is right into a nuclear war because they just support the current thing 100% and need you to know it 100% too. https://t.co/5ocTCnpYHa
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I can’t stop laughing/crying about this video. It just so perfectly sums up the leadership in this country. Completely clueless about everything. Just a walking talking point with the depth of a puddle. “Freedom isn’t free.” Lol!! https://t.co/wCa1gHmHSY
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In Ancient Rome, not only would the consuls go to war, many of the senators would go as well. Countless consuls and senators died in Rome’s wars. Hannibal killed tons of them.
Now that I can accept. What we have here is disgraceful. Bunch of chicken hawks. https://twitter.com/kevinpmooney/status/1504224077338218500
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It used to be that way in this country. Teddy wanted to fight in WWI. President wouldn’t let him. So his sons did. Not all of them came back either. Those WWII generals and admirals, several lost sons in the war.
Today, they’re chasing communist tail at Harvard while others die. https://twitter.com/theascendant5/status/1504222975528218634
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Man, there it is. https://twitter.com/carrisjake/status/1504222446009921538
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Here’s your reminder that not only will Mitt Romney not have to fight if WWIII kicks off, not one of his 8000 children will have to fight either. Guess there aren’t any recruiting offices in Utah... https://t.co/L4KOBKmjf1
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: Again, I have no issue with people who want war. War is sometimes necessary.
But if you think a war is important enough to fight, you better be out there sucking up bullets with the commoners. Or your sons better.
If it ain’t important enough for you to do that, shut up.
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Here’s your reminder that not only will Mitt Romney not have to fight if WWIII kicks off, not one of his 8000 children will have to fight either. Guess there aren’t any recruiting offices in Utah... https://twitter.com/senatorromney/status/1504097394551664648
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There’s no question Putin is a war criminal but maybe the guy who drone striked 10 innocent people into the shadow realm in Afghanistan shouldn’t be the one making that accusation. https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1504205916341686278
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I can’t stop laughing/crying about this video. It just so perfectly sums up the leadership in this country. Completely clueless about everything. Just a walking talking point with the depth of a puddle. “Freedom isn’t free.” Lol!! https://t.co/wCa1gHmHSY
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@JesseKellyShow Good grief!
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@Patriot261 That part got me so good.
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@braxton_mccoy Lol! So true.
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Fellas,
Lemme give you some advice. Don’t ever, ever, EVER, under any circumstances let your woman go to a rodeo. The wife has gone to the Houston one (which is amazing) several times this year and now every day I get things like this.
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I can’t stop laughing/crying about this video. It just so perfectly sums up the leadership in this country. Completely clueless about everything. Just a walking talking point with the depth of a puddle. “Freedom isn’t free.” Lol!! https://twitter.com/anyaparampil/status/1501665046769897479/video/1
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@JesseKellyDC in the process of moving my 72 yo parents in my house so I can sell their farm land. they can’t afford to hire the farmers, and can’t afford the gas necessary to get to town to BUY gas. also can’t afford the food even if they could get to the store. FJB
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@JesseKellyDC Jesse, I drive an hour and a half to preach at my church every Sunday. I've made the same salary there for the 13 years. Neither my wife nor I have received a salary increase to compensate. Costs me nearly 1/4th of what I make to drive there and back just to fill the tank.
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@JesseKellyDC My 87 year old mother stays in bed with her electric blanket on to stay warm and save on heating the house. My sister has mental health issues and now does the same. I am literally appalled by this government.
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Why are they doing this in May? I thought Pride Month was in October. https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1504182981090492420
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The Era of Cowardice
Good people knowing what’s right but remaining silent for fear of backlash. As the whole world burns around them. Disgraceful. I’ve had enough of it. https://twitter.com/libbyemmons/status/1504178772643389448
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The communist has always seen death and misery as an opportunity. That’s why he creates so much of it. He knows when misery prevails, that’s his moment.
Again, the people running this country are HAPPY about gas prices. They just don’t want you to blame them. https://twitter.com/tomselliott/status/1504123144390561798
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"The fundamental tenet and organizing principle of Diversity Inclusion and Equity is that Christian men are the bane of society and the obstacle stopping women, the gender confused, and people of color from realizing their American dream." https://t.co/LYFwbJG1jO
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You can show 100 of these videos to people...
But they will still refuse to believe that these 'globalists' exist, are connected, have meetings, and have plans for the world. https://t.co/g5xzg8g0HC
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It’s ridiculous we can’t ever have a talk about racial tensions unless we’re crapping on white people. I’ve been told we need to “have a conversation” about these things. Was that not the case? https://twitter.com/kristina_wong/status/1504164987840958468
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Disney wants your kindergartner to learn to be trans while they traffic kids. Nickelodeon Jr. ran a whole LGBTQ campaign for your kids. So did Sesame Street.
It’s time to start being VERY wary of any “kids” organization. https://twitter.com/WFLA/status/1504117790550093825
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@JesseKellyDC Im selling everything I can and working around the clock to provide for my kid and animals. I've worked for years to get to this position where I could. It's all been wrecked in less than 2 years. Yes...im leaving Oregon as soon as I can.
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All the people with “empathy” have spent the last two years destroying lives with their “empathy” and all the uncaring jerks have spent the last two years trying to save people.
Something to keep in mind for the future.
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@smcroasters You do it your way. We Kellys will do it our way.
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But if you do, I got you covered.
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@JesseKellyDC My wife travels 130 miles a day for work. She received a promotion to work in the other town. All of her raises have gone to gas and the mileage on her car insane. I am taking a demotion so we can move so there will be a lot less travel. Inflation +gas has killed us.
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@JesseKellyDC I have an asphalt business. The price has gone way up. Diesel to run my trucks an machines is well over $5 a gallon here. My prices have had to go up and it’s starting to scare customers away.
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@JesseKellyDC Nobody covers this because it’s boring. Fixed income retiree. Hurt by food and gas to the tune of $300/month so far. Ho hum. But take that story times 20:million or so…..it’s significant. And important.
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@JesseKellyDC I'm a disabled widow. Everything is costing more and it's tough on a fixed income. My husband left me a pension but they have reduced it.
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@JesseKellyDC Lost 40% of my buying power between lost salary and inflation and pushed retirement back at least (5) years, probably (10). Didn’t see one stim check and doesn’t look like the gas tax bills will qualify either. All for helping others but…….. can I get a crumb too?
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The culture war is the big tent (TM) https://t.co/kaLY3kXcRu
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@JesseKellyDC I’m a “healthcare hero”, I worked through the pandemic. Things were scary but we made it.
I work the same job and same hours (same check).
Electricity went up 25% (officially, they sent a letter)
My grocery bill went up about 20%.
Gas it up 39%.
I wish inflation was 9%
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Normal Americans are simultaneously being crushed by their government’s economic policies and targeted by their government’s enforcement arms.
So, no. I won’t be chasing the new squirrels the media puts in front of me.
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@JesseKellyDC My brother owns a landscaping business. His average lawn cut was $35-$40. He just sent out letters telling customers his new minimum is $65. He lost 25% of his customers. He’s convinced if gas prices go any higher his residential lawn service business will be shut down.
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@JesseKellyDC I live on a fixed income and it was hard to make ends meet 8 months ago but now it’s impossible. I haven’t had beef in 4 weeks. I eat tuna, chicken, peanut butter and eggs for protein. Soup is a weekly meal but I don’t mind. I am at the end of my life and I know where I’m going.
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@JesseKellyDC I live in Boerne TX, I work in the NE SIDE OF SATX, I drive a v-8 full size pick up, $50 doesn’t even get me a half tank. I’m the only one working, it’s a good job but I may have to quit and find something closer to home. It’s so FNG sad brother!! I’m a retired Army Veteran.
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@JesseKellyDC Currently looking for second job. Full time teacher. 29 years. The bottom just fell out after I paid $350 for 100 gallons of home heating oil. Last year it was $1.50/gallon. Can’t make it from pay check to pay check. Live in CT.
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@JesseKellyDC I can't drive due to my eyesight, but my costs are growing to get to & from the store by Uber / Lyft. Wife & I are low income due to her being disabled, with no in home health care for her. I'm it. Grocery prices are skyrocketing where we can't afford a months groceries anymore.
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@JesseKellyDC I work for CA as a firefighter and my commute is almost 300 miles. My fuel costs last month: $1048. Due to staffing shortages a transfer is not an option and housing prices prevent moving as well. Selling my house this week to pay off debt I've incurred just to stay afloat.
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@JesseKellyDC I live on a farm that has been in my wife's family for almost 75 years. My father in law and brother in law who work the land don't even know if they can make it work to put crops in this year because of all the inflation not to mention the price of fertilizer.
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@JesseKellyDC I straight up cannot afford to put gas in my vehicle to visit my family with the frequency I used to.
My grandpa is almost 87 and on dialysis, and I try my best to see him. But with doing law school full time, I can't do extra hours to afford these ridiculous prices.
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@JesseKellyDC I’ve been working from home and I live 90 minutes from my office. Spending an extra $200/month on gas means I won’t be able to afford piano lessons for my daughter once we get forced back into the office, or we’ll have to move.
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@JesseKellyDC Irrigated farmer in West Texas, fertilizer is up 200% what it was 18 months ago, natural gas and electricity for irrigation up 50%, most herbicides/insecticides up 100%, seed up 20%, diesel and gasoline up 300%. My cost per acre in 2020 was around $700, this year $1300.
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You gotta know when the tree needs more water and when it’s better to just cut it down. https://twitter.com/marykorioles/status/1504118677578342401
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Y’all keep sending me these stories and I’ll keep posting them and talking about them on my show.
There is a major disconnect in this society. People do not understand the costs of things and how things work. That’s how we got morons in charge who shut down an economy.
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If you’d like to know the moment inflation began, here it is:
Liz Wheeler
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15 days to slow the spread, 730 days later. https://t.co/LKgDBan0pO
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Thinking back to chats with @JesseKellyDC in the spring and summer of 2020, as we couldn’t believe how many Americans wanted brutal Covid lockdowns. Nearly all the things the most fervent believers were told was wrong, but they held these views fanatically.
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@ClayTravis Man. Just....ouch.
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I’ve been part of the Fox Sports college football coverage for nearly a decade, Tom. https://t.co/d8cwZB2HGr
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Most Americans fear the Left. Make them fear you. Fuck up their world. They play for keeps. Stop being nice. Take NO pride that you “wouldn’t do that.” Their tactics gave them outsized influence. Flex. Win back your country.
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I remember when Jesse spoke about a couple of restaurants that he knew wouldn't survive the initial 15 days.
I knew he was right then. So I followed him. https://t.co/xQenIsheHT
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I saw all this pain coming. All of it. I warned about inflation and market dislocation and overdoses. I saw it all coming and warned about all of it.
I was ignored and now so many people are gonna have brutal times and I’ll tell you, it’s the most frustrating thing in the world.
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This thread. 😭 https://t.co/Z3n42DLidK
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What’s ironic is he absolutely warned about it because he wanted people to avoid the suffering if possible while many of these people believe he’s an uncouth devil as they unthinkingly continue turning to the government that created this mess for help & assurance. https://t.co/EiEAbuDKGU
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I saw all this pain coming. All of it. I warned about inflation and market dislocation and overdoses. I saw it all coming and warned about all of it.
I was ignored and now so many people are gonna have brutal times and I’ll tell you, it’s the most frustrating thing in the world.
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I saw all this pain coming. All of it. I warned about inflation and market dislocation and overdoses. I saw it all coming and warned about all of it.
I was ignored and now so many people are gonna have brutal times and I’ll tell you, it’s the most frustrating thing in the world.
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We’re gonna need community in the times to come. We’re gonna have to help each other as much as we can. Even though it’s bad now, I don’t think people really realize we’re just at the beginning. Not the end. https://twitter.com/StarkFreeorDie/status/1503910792361566211
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As the West begins its collapse, just know that the Western powers will be more dangerous to their own citizens than they’ve ever been. They will not self-asses. They will not reverse course.
They’re gonna decide the peasants are the problem. And they’re gonna handle the problem https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1503728487840063491
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The Sky is Green https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1502449544797192192
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@Oilfield_Rando Ouch. The truth of that...
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He sells products in 69 countries that criminalize homosexuality.
Why does the DC media always fail to hold these hypocrites to account when they virtue signal in America? https://t.co/KwCJeoCokZ
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Modern Democrats are either the dumbest, most tone-deaf, suicidal people in history or they are REALLY not concerned about winning elections.
That.....might be a problem.
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Joe Biden, Jen Psaki, Ron Klain, and more have all said something similar in just the past 48 hours.
“The people mad are just too dumb to realize how good they have it.”
This is the most tone-deaf administration in history. Kinda hilarious to watch. https://twitter.com/magajew2/status/1502343920918880257
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The #woke disease infecting our military. @TheFirstonTV’s @JesseKellyDC joins (unfortunately not from a boat) tonight at 8 PM ET. Watch 👉 https://t.co/xj0zmX2i0v @BlazeTV https://t.co/KIwAqyV5Aj
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And Republicans under wrote this with all the bills and policies they passed at the time https://t.co/bNpbkxaH4l
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I saw some polling that said more than a few Americans support a No-Fly zone over Ukraine but they don't support the shooting down of Russian aircraft.
Do y'all like...know how No-Fly zones are enforced?
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R.I.P Mario Teran.
Most men never do anything great in their lives. You sure did. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2022/mar/10/bolivian-soldier-killed-ernesto-che-guevara-dies
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PRO TIP: There’s not a single person in the Biden Administration worrying about inflation and gas prices crushing you.
They’re only worried about how to message it so you don’t blame them.
Evil people run this country.
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It’s not that we have insane people. Every society in history has had insane people.
It’s that we celebrate our insane people and shame anyone pointing out their insanity.
Late-stage empire. Gonna be a rocky road from here. https://twitter.com/tamronhallshow/status/1500978899626438660
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People dogging on my man here, but once you’ve been peas-deep in a Chinese honeypot, you know something about spying. https://twitter.com/repswalwell/status/1501932797321048078
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Well one person saw all this coming https://t.co/ruOOEVynMH
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Quick update on what’s going on in Wisconsin and Georgia. https://twitter.com/thefirstontv/status/1501748424760336385
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The enviro-communists hate your guts and want you to suffer, says @JesseKellyDC.
"They want more pain at the pump. They want you poorer." https://t.co/1ZqNfXdrqA
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I’d say I nailed that one. https://twitter.com/jessekellyshow/status/1501992287751966727
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The fans make it all worth it.
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Parents NEVER forget what the left actually thinks about your involvement in their indoctrination camps.
They want to teach YOUR kids what THEY feel they should know. You are just a domestic terrorist for daring to care about your OWN children. #NeverForget https://t.co/TnpfzAAilc
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If you’re looking to feel better about something, just know Democrats are in serious trouble for the immediate future. Biden is half-functional. Dome is a disaster. Rear Admiral Buttigieg can’t get out of a primary. And Grandma Death just announced she isn’t running.
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@25th_Prestige But the laugh. That’s a nervous laugh. That’s not a confident person. No way.
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@25th_Prestige Disagree. Think she’s an average person who thinks she’s BELOW average and that’s why she’s so nervous and unsettled.
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“No one is starving in the provinces. You’re just spreading propaganda. Probably a traitor.” https://t.co/irV0zOX3OH
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I hope people are finally starting to understand how communists could kill so many people without remorse. There’s just no humanity in them. You’re seeing it here. Mad about gas? Buy a Tesla. Inflation killing you? Oh that’s just Putin’s fault.
No humanity. No soul. Just evil.
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I hope people are finally starting to understand how communists could kill so many people without remorse. There’s just no humanity in them. You’re seeing it here. Mad about gas? Buy a Tesla. Inflation killing you? Oh that’s just Putin’s fault.
No humanity. No soul. Just evil.
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This man is unhinged and dangerous. @Twitter https://t.co/MGziN2JiBd
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This is the spirit conservatives need to cultivate. https://t.co/bVwk7e6Oar
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Pathetic lot of fools - who promise you to cut spending and then tell you they’re fighting for you while increasing spending over $100 billion. #SwampSpending #DefundTyranny https://t.co/z1X6r1E6kd
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If you’re mad about inflation, just know that Republicans are about to help Democrats pass another $1+ trillion bill.
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ICYMI: I joined @JesseKellyDC to talk about everything from sanctions to the threat of a CBDC (on which Biden signed a related executive order today). I come in around the 25 min mark- check it out: https://t.co/jQgYacfJcj https://t.co/vbUxskiSYS
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Be an anti-Communist https://t.co/ttQygwKFHL
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If you’re mad about inflation, just know that Republicans are about to help Democrats pass another $1+ trillion bill.
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Seems like an odd time for @KamalaHarris to release an autobiography.
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Why would anyone want to join the military or LE now? Corrupt leaders who bend the knee to the mob. Supervisor & commanders who are only there for themselves and their career after they retire. Rules bent & broken for wokeness and inclusion. Don’t blame people for not signing up https://t.co/AOqOC8iVzc
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This is the soft purge of the military I’ve been warning about. It’s not just the fighters who are in and fed up and leaving. It’s the guy who never joins at all because he doesn’t want to die for a corrupt system. https://t.co/xpHszdOMtD
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@JesseKellyDC My grandfather was a china Marine and a Raider. I have his fairbane. Many uncles served in Vietnam. I served in 2nd Recon.
My son will not serve if I can help it.
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I’m tired of watching the Right pussyfoot around the #DontSayGay Florida bill too.
Know what makes nations strong? Strong family units. Kids in America should be taught at a young age that young men should marry young women, stay married, and have babies.
No hate. Just truth.
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Nations rise and fall as families rise and fall. https://t.co/Z4aof2ILj5
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I’m tired of watching the Right pussyfoot around the #DontSayGay Florida bill too.
Know what makes nations strong? Strong family units. Kids in America should be taught at a young age that young men should marry young women, stay married, and have babies.
No hate. Just truth.
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@JesseKellyDC So many operators I’ve talked to at work. Im talking CDQC qualified, Freefall/Static JM, multiple Afghan combat rotations, multiple missions to Asia, Korean speakers, Chinese speakers, You name it. Getting out due to Covid vaccine, or just getting out. Military is unrecognizable.
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I’m tired of watching the Right pussyfoot around the #DontSayGay Florida bill too.
Know what makes nations strong? Strong family units. Kids in America should be taught at a young age that young men should marry young women, stay married, and have babies.
No hate. Just truth.
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People think I’m extreme. Again, I’m the moderate, peaceful voice of reason. Something much worse is coming if people don’t start listening.
I’m the peaceful one. Trust me on that. https://twitter.com/puckshooter22/status/1500559078627713024
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This is what terrifies me and why I’m so loud about it. And people are gonna be STUNNED.
You were mad about 13 dead warriors in Afghanistan? Wait until we lose air superiority. Ask other countries what that’s like for guys on the ground. Whole battalion, gone. https://twitter.com/tomjeffersonv1/status/1500556431224881163
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@JesseKellyDC I’m disgusting by it. I’m in my 20th year and can’t wait to retire. The leadership are all careerists, will only play the game for rank. Everyone off record is disgusted with Middle East deployments and now this new mess. We’re tired of being used.
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@JesseKellyDC Same. 3rd generation Army. My son wanted to join but I’ve convinced him it isn’t worth it.
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@JesseKellyDC That is my 18-year-old son right now. He always wanted to follow in dad's footsteps and go into the Navy. Now he says he's not going until he can be 100% certain who he's fighting for. He says we just don't know that now,
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It cannot be saved. I mean, it can, but nobody in the country has the will to do what is necessary to save it.
Fire every officer O-6 and above. Most of the staff NCOs too. Fire every employee at the 3 academies. Slowly hire back after extreme vetting.
The rot is that deep. https://twitter.com/chrizddv3/status/1500554685387841543
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@JesseKellyDC I know 3 kids that aren't joining up for this reason.
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@JesseKellyDC I just got off active duty a year ago and I know plenty of military friends who are part of multi-generation military families but now don't want their children joining the military. It's absolutely infuriating that it's gotten this bad.
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All the time. I hear this all the time. The soft purge. https://twitter.com/fertigreturns/status/1500553516946968581
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The soft purge of the military right here. I hear these stories all the time. These losses are unquantifiable, but they are catastrophic.
The turd who falls asleep on fire watch and gets his whole platoon killed a few years from now could have been this kid instead. https://twitter.com/patriotbos/status/1500551998441205764
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This is the soft purge of the military I’ve been warning about. It’s not just the fighters who are in and fed up and leaving. It’s the guy who never joins at all because he doesn’t want to die for a corrupt system. https://twitter.com/DautreuilJoan/status/1500090059541909504/video/1
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Biden definitely has the work-life balance thing down
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That and the fact we bombed Cambodia to Pluto and back during Vietnam. Created a powder keg there.
Pol Pot filled it and killed 1/4 of his country. https://twitter.com/Dovidas_/status/1499860715150221313
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And there it is https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1499885223026302981/photo/1
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Ok. Again, please let friends and family know that a NFZ doesn’t mean you point a finger at Putin and say “Don’t fly here you big Russian meanie poo poo head!”
It means you want NATO to shoot down Russian jets. An act of war. Good grief this freaking country. https://twitter.com/financialjuice1/status/1499844438310498309
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"We're not fellow Americans—we are enemies. Joe Biden is my enemy. People at the FDA, CDC—they're my enemy. Everyone who took part in this farce for 2 years—you're absolutely my enemy. I don't wanna be friends with you; I don't want to bridge some divide with you" —@JesseKellyDC https://t.co/96CLIXsz3b
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One of the most shocking things about the evils of the Khmer Rouge communists is how recent it was. We’re just a little over 40 years removed from that. That’s modern era. Phones. Cameras. Video. All were around.
25% of a nation slaughtered. Just unspeakable barbarism.
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Never forget that it wasn't masking or vaccines that ended COVID.
It was upcoming elections 🤗 https://t.co/T54vki0f3k
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REMINDER: All that abuse you suffered the last two years could have ended at any moment but they didn’t end it til the poll numbers got bad.
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There hasn’t been near enough public shaming of COVID lovers.
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REMINDER: All that abuse you suffered the last two years could have ended at any moment but they didn’t end it til the poll numbers got bad.
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@LennyDykstra Thanks Nails
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AMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, @JesseKellyDC ! https://t.co/M4bHN6CXVA
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Up yours. https://t.co/FcSlvpMXiw
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Liberals and Conservatives Both Finding Themselves Condemning Lindsey Graham: https://twitter.com/RevengOfTheFlex/status/1499595619190644736/video/1
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Sir, you’re a goddamn Senator; not dildomike7495927 who would tweet something like this https://t.co/xV8KkQgFVP
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@wayofftheres Man this killed me.
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I tracked down Fauci!
He's now relegated to streaming channels and local TV.
He recently appear on a show called "Woke AF." Not kidding.
Looking like a broken man, he ranted about how the unvaccinated are a threat to society.
Details:
https://t.co/yOjS4mDivj
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I wasn’t sure about Putin’s chances for success until I saw Petraeus and Brennan say he was gonna lose.
Now I know Putin’s victory is a certainty. https://twitter.com/tomselliott/status/1499503119025246210
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There are a lot of people who better hope I never take power in this country. https://twitter.com/oregongovbrown/status/1499450323219279872
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I like this move. She can handle the Poles. https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1499508241482625024
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Lemme quote @JesseKellyDC in advance:
“We’re gonna lose a major war.” https://t.co/Sk0znQCWOp
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The US Army is currently getting training on pronouns. Beyond parody. https://t.co/nf7jzFBVcw
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All your cultural leaders now:
1. Have no love of country.
2. Are completely disconnected from how normal people live.
3. Believe they should rule over you as kings and queens. https://twitter.com/greg_price11/status/1499455684869558272
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Damn. This is STRONG! https://t.co/XQkermoiZA
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Up yours. https://t.co/FcSlvpMXiw
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The most bizarre thing about stuff like this isn’t your lack of reading comprehension. It’s that you think I’d ever care what you do or don’t “note”. https://twitter.com/tombalawejder/status/1499461547818909696
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Ideal for someone else https://t.co/AhPvHc0P6I
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It’s not difficult to see this ending with a Russia-controlled Ukraine and a new economic alliance of Russia, China, India, and Saudi Arabia. Oh and a Ukraine flush with brand new weapons courtesy of the West.
That is....not ideal.
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@BravoKiloActual Please stop.
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@25th_Prestige @Snakeeater36 Little dumb. Still pretty sweet.
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@25th_Prestige @Snakeeater36 I’d be dead in ten minutes. <looks down>. Maybe five.
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@BravoKiloActual I’ve heard this from another super ninja like yourself.
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Send them from where? These things are helpful if you don’t just look at the pictures of the convoy. Look at a map. Where is your Javelin team coming from? You sending @Snakeeater36 and the SF boys? You better be cause anyone else is gonna just get caught and shot quickly. https://twitter.com/MichaelCarozza1/status/1499444306402324490
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@matthewstoller @Cernovich Allies, no. Economic allies, I can see it. Especially if we give India the middle finger.
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You’re confused because we don’t have real news organizations anymore. So they don’t tell you anything. “Taken out”?? How? With what? By whom?? You have to be able to get to the convoy without losing what you send after it. https://twitter.com/RayLecar/status/1499442279509078020
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@RealKiraDavis I can’t believe you don’t play family Risk. SMH.
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Sure. But for every insurgency, there’s a COUNTER insurgency. And those aren’t pretty. You ready for bombed out Ukrainian villages with kids because someone took a sniper shot from that direction?
I’m not trying to be a downer. Just think everyone needs a dose of reality. https://twitter.com/sleepy_rc/status/1499439149060919299
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This stuff gets confusing and I’m no expert on military things. But just because you have a military and they have a convoy doesn’t mean you have the assets in place to HIT the convoy. Planes and artillery and such do not teleport from place to place. https://twitter.com/bones01261/status/1499439446793461800
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PMCs have their place, but they’re not taking on the Russian military. I doubt you’d find one to even accept the contract. Maybe for smaller missions. But they’re not fighting the big war for Ukraine. Plus, who would play for it? Putin would consider that an act of war. https://twitter.com/rightglockmom/status/1499440030116466689
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@RealKiraDavis That’s article 1.
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Ok. There’s a lot of bad information out there confusing people so let’s get something clear for everyone:
Yes, Russia got bogged down. No, Ukraine cannot militarily stop Russia without someone else coming in to help. And nobody is coming to help.
Also, Russia has oil and gas. https://twitter.com/klcmurphy/status/1499438281825660929
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Great. I actually like this. I do not however think this person will enjoy my new Constitution. https://twitter.com/tomselliott/status/1499376642820657153
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It’s not difficult to see this ending with a Russia-controlled Ukraine and a new economic alliance of Russia, China, India, and Saudi Arabia. Oh and a Ukraine flush with brand new weapons courtesy of the West.
That is....not ideal.
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Here it is: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-jesse-kelly-show/id1506063411#episodeGuid=66e7c5ca-99ad-11ec-b098-4b580f3f4ff7 https://twitter.com/memphisblues16/status/1499427303218200579
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Word. https://t.co/JBFx2k0bFa
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Up yours. https://t.co/FcSlvpMXiw
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EVERY. GD. WORD. 🙌🏼 https://t.co/KHORjXx9rA
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Up yours. https://t.co/FcSlvpMXiw
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Absolutely flawless brother. 👊🏻🇺🇸 https://t.co/yyqduoLXcA
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Up yours. https://t.co/FcSlvpMXiw
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Much appreciated https://twitter.com/bd00ley/status/1499237997396606977
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Flying down to Houston for the next couple of days. Tomorrow we’ll have a big @clayandbuck event organized by @MichaelBerrySho & @JesseKellyDC. Given Jesse was involved in planning I fully expect no one to be there.
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@clayandbuck @MichaelBerrySho But I’ll be there, Clay. That’s what really matters.
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Flying down to Houston for the next couple of days. Tomorrow we’ll have a big @clayandbuck event organized by @MichaelBerrySho & @JesseKellyDC. Given Jesse was involved in planning I fully expect no one to be there.
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Take 2:20 and listen. Truer words have never been spoken. This is the only way forward. Major props to @JesseKellyDC for having the balls to say the truth.
To all you tyrant fascists: 🖕🏼 https://t.co/qjKS8KGbKC
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Up yours. https://t.co/FcSlvpMXiw
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“Don’t you ever try to tell me we’re not enemies”
Perfection https://t.co/JgJZkUOgxk
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Up yours. https://t.co/FcSlvpMXiw
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Pure 🔥🔥🔥 from Jesse Kelly on why civility has left the building https://t.co/WubtKIQ71j
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Up yours. https://t.co/FcSlvpMXiw
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.@JesseKellyDC let me add this, I’m not going to be friends with anyone who called my wife a white supremacist, kkk, nazi, & called me a coon for the last 6 years.
I’m not healing any divide with the racist @DNC who teach CRT racism in schools. https://t.co/1hJa4HHtj7
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Up yours. https://t.co/FcSlvpMXiw
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This is fucking beautiful https://t.co/i3JbBP1t2X https://t.co/yOkaREGKwO
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Up yours. https://t.co/FcSlvpMXiw
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Brilliant.
You can play this for your kids--no expletives or epithets. Just one guy debunking the 'Why Can't We Be Friends' crowd. https://t.co/VPa7jSZ1qf
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Up yours. https://t.co/FcSlvpMXiw
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Preach it Jesse! The folks who decided they were our enemies and created the divide do not get to just all of a sudden say they want to heal now as if nothing happened. https://t.co/v6ol7PoTM4
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Up yours. https://t.co/FcSlvpMXiw
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Wow! @JesseKellyDC goes scorched earth…& I can’t love it enough🔥🔥 https://t.co/EzRLk9mjfX
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Up yours. https://t.co/FcSlvpMXiw
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He always knows just what to say. https://t.co/Irbiy9E5mJ
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Up yours. https://t.co/FcSlvpMXiw
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Man this feels good. Bring it @JesseKellyDC! https://t.co/hVSYd2GYQG
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Up yours. https://t.co/FcSlvpMXiw
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The tyrants who pushed forced-masking for the past 2 years are utterly terrified that they will be treated the same way they treated us.
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That might be the best compliment I’ve ever gotten. https://twitter.com/wyotroutman/status/1499230078718423041
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First time I've heard @JesseKellyDC on the radio. (Thought it was @AP4Liberty at first, what with the exquisite diction and delightful attitude.)
While I may not agree with every detail, I certainly appreciate the spirit. The list of grievances is far, far longer than this. https://t.co/1ofGt2fjCT
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Up yours. https://t.co/FcSlvpMXiw
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We gotta laugh. Why waste life without laughing? https://twitter.com/kaelgeels/status/1499228430847590403
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@JesseKellyDC Home school
Private school
Limit social media for kids
Vote
Build a strong family unit
Fight this social contagion.
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😂😂😂👏👏👏👏👏👏👏💯 https://t.co/crghfwU6Ms
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Up yours. https://t.co/FcSlvpMXiw
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Straight 🔥🔥🔥from @JesseKellyDC https://t.co/NFcdgsiqQi
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Up yours. https://t.co/FcSlvpMXiw
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Up yours. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyShow/status/1499222291888152581/video/1
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What he said. The whole thread. https://t.co/fkyHWuCCWI
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I do not want “peace” with anyone who thinks this is ok. https://t.co/ub1nmEdYYc
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Perfect https://twitter.com/thefirstontv/status/1499218008417320962
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By definition, most people are average.
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Let's lighten the mood at the media's expense-- https://twitter.com/WarPath2pt0/status/1499196772408717312/video/1
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@ClaudesBBQ It’s gonna take you all night?
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CC: @womensmarch https://twitter.com/aja_cortes/status/1499183268498976773
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What fun, interesting, and totally coincidental timing! https://t.co/9z0FgDj89J
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@ChefGruel Dang. That’s true.
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@RevengOfTheFlex I’m telling you...
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Oh I think I figured it out. I think he was wearing an ear piece and the comms got crossed and he heard someone saying “go get him” and it wasn’t meant for him.
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Still wondering who's the dude we are all supposed to "go get." Did we figure that out?
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Told ya https://twitter.com/MarcusSpera/status/1499176591812964352
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Oh it will be. https://twitter.com/marcusspera/status/1499173310805983238
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I know https://twitter.com/steveha09862536/status/1499171971061407747
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Popeyes is better but people might rob you while you sit in the drive thru for two hours.
Chick-fil-A is still good chicken, and way more efficient as they employ the offspring of Stepford Wife robots from Pleasantville
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@JesseKellyDC https://twitter.com/carolyn_from/status/1499169078778290179/photo/1
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I don’t know who’s responsible for the idea of cup holders in vehicles but I do know he doesn’t get the credit he deserves.
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@JesseKellyDC Live and let live was my first choice, but they took that off the menu
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You have no idea.... https://t.co/c2WzjZRQDD
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: “I thought Republicans didn’t believe in telling people what to do!”
That’s so adorable. They didn’t before. They’re warming up to the idea now.
I very much believe in telling people what to do...
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You have no idea.... https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/1499103285415919617
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There’s nothing Putin and Xi respect more than.....responsibility.
Breaking911
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BREAKING: Pentagon Press Sec. Kirby: "Our Minuteman-III intercontinental ballistic missile test launch scheduled for this week [will be] postponed...to demonstrate that we are a responsible nuclear power." https://t.co/bzimOVRHcz
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I am absolutely staggered that @BuckSexton has never filled out an NCAA Tourney bracket in his entire life. Legit didn’t know this was possible.
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@BuckSexton Hold on, what????
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Shana Chappell, the mother of LCpl. Kareem Nikoui, posted a statement blasting Biden for not mentioning the 13 service members killed during the botched withdrawal from Afghanistan in last night’s #SOTU : “Their blood is on your hands and you know it…” https://t.co/8e9DRuD4cU
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According to White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki, President Biden just didn't have the time.
Not the first time. https://t.co/KJ6qfRkw94 https://t.co/HTnvY4KwbC
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13 https://twitter.com/VanSolo10/status/1499118587394539522/photo/1
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Moreso I remember that we live in such a frivolous society that Joe Rogan’s Covid views were considered “news.” https://t.co/UuwgLhn7lM
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Remember when Joe Rogan got coronavirus and said he treated it with ivermectin and instead of celebrating a potential treatment from a deadly virus everyone from the media to the FDA simply mocked it as “horse dewormer”?
Just remember how little these people think of you.
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Remember when Joe Rogan got coronavirus and said he treated it with ivermectin and instead of celebrating a potential treatment from a deadly virus everyone from the media to the FDA simply mocked it as “horse dewormer”?
Just remember how little these people think of you.
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Jesse is the id of the conservative sphere and it’s glorious. https://t.co/QkFdRBKKnc
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I do not want “peace” with anyone who thinks this is ok. https://t.co/ub1nmEdYYc
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This is phenomenal. Ron Desantis tells USF kids they don’t have to wear their masks because they don’t do anything and it’s time to stop with all the political theater. https://t.co/o8xGzyKXcV
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I don’t want “peace” with anyone who pushed this farce. https://t.co/FliuOHvYT5
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: And I don’t want “peace” with anyone who thinks this is normal.
That’s all.
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I don’t want “peace” with this guy or the elder abuser standing next to him. https://t.co/dqm41JaLMo
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: I don’t want “peace” with anyone who pushed this farce.
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I don’t want “peace” with these people. https://t.co/ErlibN8jvD
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: I don’t want “peace” with this guy or the elder abuser standing next to him.
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I don’t want “peace” with any of these people. (Except maybe the boss sitting down refusing to give in.) https://t.co/TJ8SmgWbQY
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: I don’t want “peace” with these people.
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I do not want “peace” with anyone who thinks this is ok. https://t.co/ub1nmEdYYc
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: I don’t want “peace” with any of these people. (Except maybe the boss sitting down refusing to give in.)
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I do not want “peace” with anyone who thinks this is ok.
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Oh. This is the part where the animals who called everyone “Nazi” for four years and torched cities pretend to care about “decorum”?
This is The New Right, communist. That won’t work here. I hope they all yell next time. https://twitter.com/MercerCreed/status/1499078913724751885
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The thing about the left's assault on all fronts: schools, energy, culture, crime, etc. is that when the fight turns on them they are too strung out to defend on any of the fronts they've opened.
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Here’s your reminder that Joe Biden’s coronavirus bill openly discriminated against white people. Wasn’t even hidden. Just open, systemic racism written into law.
I will not “heal divides” with these communists. I will expand them.
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This is outstanding https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/1499077189484040194
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@JesseKellyDC That was good. https://t.co/qT9XtnAPi8
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Lol
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You don't get to spend two years telling me I'm the fucking bad guy for not buying your bullshit and then turn around and tell me it's time to mend fences because your position has become politically untenable.
Go. Fuck. Yourself.
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There is a GIGANTIC difference between peace and quiet.
I do not seek quiet and neither should you. I seek the peace that comes after victory.
I do not want to “heal divides” with the people who despise me and everything I stand for. I want to win.
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This is so despicable. Tells you everything you need to know about this piece of trash.
Maze
@mazemoore
“My Son Beau.”
Performed shamelessly by Joe Biden. https://t.co/1zKYWD6Ls1
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Biden had time to mention his own son and to encourage children to pursue sex changes but not the first American soldiers that died on his watch. https://t.co/AxXvlylSrx
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The balls to write this after his “winter of death” for the unvaxxed, getting people fired for not getting a vaxx that did nothing to stop transmission, & discriminating against those w/ medical exemptions, the immune & people whose risk-benefit analysis led them not to vaxx. https://t.co/7kSvfh8vWg
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I’d put this on a milk carton but let’s be real, who can afford to buy milk these days? https://twitter.com/JesseKellyShow/status/1499069840291610624/photo/1
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Facts matter: https://t.co/V6lAMvprq4
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Tonight Joe Biden: “Let’s stop seeing each other as enemies.”
Yesterday’s Joe Biden: “The unvaccinated are responsible for the pandemic.”
Take your unity and shove it. #SOTU
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Absolutely https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/1498864758531010569
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.@JesseKellyDC's sharp commentary and post--SOTU hosting on @TheFirstonTV is superb. He's right to ask what the average listener may be thinking about Biden's assertions about the southern border.
The importance of having an informed electorate in this epochal year is enormous.
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Pretty much
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Tonight Joe Biden: “Let’s stop seeing each other as enemies.”
Yesterday’s Joe Biden: “The unvaccinated are responsible for the pandemic.”
Take your unity and shove it. #SOTU
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@RhubarbBrown @JesseKellyDC @TheFirstonTV https://twitter.com/CaptainJustic15/status/1498852536169771011/photo/1
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@JesseKellyDC I’m suffering through this just for you, buddy. https://twitter.com/ChuckCarmichael/status/1498852968719794178/photo/1
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Omg @TheFirstonTV “Kelly Cam” with @JesseKellyDC right now during the #SOTU
🥃😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭
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We’re 30 minutes into the #SOTU and Joe Biden has campaigned for Ukraine and for a bill that’s been dead for a couple months.
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The #KellyCam @JesseKellyDC is the only thing that makes this watchable. https://t.co/HNLcHHXDLW
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Joe Biden has been a politician for longer than I’ve been alive but he definitely knows how businesses should cut costs. #SOTU
“Just cut costs, guys. It’s so simple.”
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Thank God. There is nothing more important to me than providing high speed internet for tribal communities.
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@TheFirstonTV @JesseKellyDC I think we need the Kelly cam for the whole speech https://twitter.com/krystie27/status/1498846978163236865/photo/1
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#KellyCam @JesseKellyDC’s ‘popcorn’ @RealKiraDavis @davereaboi @caroljsroth https://twitter.com/EmilyTVproducer/status/1498846068691271683/photo/1
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Love the “Kelly Cam” from @JesseKellyDC on The First TV.
Look at these dolts sitting in every other seat. No masks, but they just can’t bring themselves to stop the lie. https://t.co/t9EipTB3PQ
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You may not care to hear from Biden...
But you don't want to miss @JesseKellyDC on the Kelly Cam!
Watch here: https://t.co/pQhe09O3m7
Or on The First TV app! https://t.co/2xA4xj09JO
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A man does what he has to to get by. https://twitter.com/hemik21/status/1498845521779122179
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I’ve been hard on Kamala but I think it’s pretty cool she’s sitting there calmly while Nancy Pelosi wears her uniform. #SOTU
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@25th_Prestige From the french...
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You don’t make foreign policy decisions based on sad pictures you saw on the internet. Especially if you have no skin in the game.
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If you want to go to war, you better be willing to die for it. https://t.co/Xr6bLHxsYB
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You ever see one of those nature videos where the lion is laying patiently in the grass while a couple wildebeest fight with each other and the lion just waits there until it all shakes out and then he eats one?
That’s what China is doing right now.
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So this just happened on Wheel of Fortune. https://twitter.com/KennyK089/status/1498815425970413574/video/1
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PRO TIP: I’ll be hosting the #SOTU live on @TheFirstonTV tonight. I’ll be doing the after show as well. There will be lots of great guests. But I’ll mostly focus on me.
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I lived there for a year. My house was 11 miles from the office. 11 miles. An hour to get home was not uncommon. Almost two hours if there was snow on the ground.
Get out and move to a red state. https://twitter.com/oilfield_rando/status/1498816472495411201
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It’s really not difficult to see why communists like Mao used college students to be the enforcement arm of his cultural revolution.
Pol Pot flat out used high school kids. Teenagers. 14 years old and beating people to death with sticks.
Vicious, uncontrollable monsters. https://twitter.com/senyasimron/status/1498763048084901890
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This was yesterday. But today, tonight, Joe won't wear a mask cuz COVID's over. https://t.co/Gg6dOdVFxx
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This is one of the greatest live TV moments of all time
https://twitter.com/GuyFrees/status/1498791098835214336/video/1
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Every time I get annoyed at my kids for thinking they can lie to me without getting caught, I remember how Cain knew God was almighty and omniscient and was still like, "I literally have no idea where my brother is and I don't even know why you're asking me."
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I'll be joining @JesseKellyDC after the #SOTU tonight to break down the breakdown. Looking forward to it!
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Apologies for missing out on the beginning of #WomensHistoryMonth here in America. Take a moment and appreciate them.
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It’s not “hypocrisy” the American communists want to arm Ukraine but disarm you. Don’t fall into that trap. That’s misunderstanding what you’re facing.
American communists don’t want to hurt Ukrainians. They very much so want to hurt you.
They’re not anti-gun. They’re anti-you.
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@JeffOnTheRight @ShemekaMichelle Smh
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@JesseKellyDC Wow. I flew Delta over the weekend. I told a flight attendant how much I loved the cookies, so she gave me 5 packs.
I guess Joe was right. I ain’t Black.
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Oh. Look at Mrs. First Class over here.
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OH… MY… GOD
Q: “What’s going on in Ukraine?”
Kamala: “Ukraine is a country in Europe. It exists next to another country called Russia. Russia is a bigger country. Russia decided to invade a smaller country called Ukraine so basically that’s wrong.”
https://t.co/gDJDJQVsWb
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Inspiring words from our Vice President https://twitter.com/greg_price11/status/1498753322882412545/photo/1
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When she was seated the stewardess said, “Delta is MAGA airlines!”. Then she poured bleach on her. https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1498694959767162889
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On last night’s show we asked what one (non-necessary) food item you’d bring to your nuclear bunker. And one person (no dead spouses and no Jesus)you’d bring.
I was expecting a lot of “Julius Caesar” or “George Washington”. Instead, I got a lot of “Halle Berry” and Heidi Klum”😐 https://twitter.com/cultofprsnalty/status/1498713190410108928
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Hey @FBI, who do I contact a the Hate Crimes division? Just voted in the Texas primary and these Nazis asked for my ID.
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Here’s a Venn diagram of everyone on the “Right” who pushed covid panic porn and is now warning about the phantom “pro-Putin” people on the Right.
Odd how often the communist’s words come out of the mouth of people who claim to be our own...
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“When you have the truth you pound the truth. When you have the facts you pound the facts. When you don’t have either, pound the table.”
Don’t know who said that, but it’s true. Biden will pound the table a lot tonight. Brag about “beating” covid. Sow racial division. Etc.
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Enjoy your day. Because Joe Biden’s COVID victory lap tonight is going to make you want to tear your hair out.
Check the poll numbers, have your CDC adjust calculations so it looks like we’re over the hump, brag about being the President who defeated COVID.
The System at work.
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What are you going to do for your last few hours of coronavirus?
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https://t.co/glhbx02ban https://t.co/o6ysSRrfTn
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NEW: Congress drops mask mandate ahead of Biden’s State of The Union speech on Tuesday
“Mask wear is now an individual choice option,” the Capitol Attending Physician said.
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@Ranting_Monkey We’ve all done it.
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Reminder.
Sean Penn actively campaigned with tyrant Hugo Chavez which eventually caused Venezuela’s total collapse, thousands died, even more starved. The country is still in ruins. After the destruction, Penn just went about his business like he wasn’t personally responsible. https://t.co/tqYSvrl22P
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I don’t know if knowing when to shut your mouth and keep your thoughts to yourself is a teachable skill.
But I do know it’s an important one.
You really don’t need to verbalize every thought that comes into your head.
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I hear you. Lotta loosers out there. https://twitter.com/saintman82059/status/1498031780804321280
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Yeah, they definitely won’t do that to him again... https://twitter.com/d_kelldog/status/1498024567343747073
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I’d like to remind everyone Joe Biden just pointed to half his own country and blamed them for a pandemic with all that “pandemic of the unvaccinated” crap.
I cannot think of another time in American history when any other president did such a thing. That’s a really big deal.
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You get one Rush in a lifetime. If you’re lucky. You’ll never get another one. https://twitter.com/samarden3/status/1498019367379947520
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That’s just awesome. I gotta get to Rome one day and just nerd out on history for a solid week. https://twitter.com/realsophonias/status/1498013602833485834
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You worship a man. You wear his hats. You refuse to ever criticize him when he’s wrong.
You’re buying an alcoholic all the booze he wants. YOU’RE the never trumper. You just don’t realize it. https://twitter.com/gundamalex15/status/1498013671955574801
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I don’t know that there is one. Saying Trump should have a primary is not “anti-Trump”.
It’s saying the wide receiver should mix in some sprints in the off season and still have to compete for the starting job. Competition is not a bad thing. It’s necessary. https://twitter.com/jkzwilliams/status/1498013481626488836
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That’s the coolest thing ever. Give her my best. https://twitter.com/patssai/status/1498012548565815306
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Anti-trump? The Trump-worshipping cheerleaders are the most embarrassing, anti-Trump people on the planet. They don’t demand any improvement. They enable all the worst things.
I like Trump. Excellent president. I like America a lot more than I like Trump. We need improvements. https://twitter.com/becks_las/status/1498012014580490242
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Oh no. You got me. https://twitter.com/emetselchfam1/status/1498011599457722369
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The worst thing that could happen to America, the GOP, and Trump himself would be for the other serious candidates to sit out the primary if Trump gets in.
We need competition. Debates. Fundraising. Staffing. GOTV efforts. Messaging. A primary forces you to do these things.
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: Donald Trump is 75 years old and he’s spent the last two years golfing at Mar-a-Lago surrounded by brown-nosing leeches.
That does NOT prepare a man to run against The System. That’s the heavyweight champ spending too much time in fancy night clubs.
He needs a tough primary.
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The worst thing that could happen to America, the GOP, and Trump himself would be for the other serious candidates to sit out the primary if Trump gets in.
We need competition. Debates. Fundraising. Staffing. GOTV efforts. Messaging. A primary forces you to do these things.
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Good morning https://twitter.com/tweettruth2me/status/1497929715956568064/video/1
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Good man. https://twitter.com/dlee26694445/status/1498007750558822404
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Ok I tweeted this as a joke a couple days ago and now I see politicians across the country banning vodka and things and now I’m reminded that our politicians are the most embarrassing people in the history of politics.
And that’s saying something.
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Just poured myself a white russian.
Then dumped it in the sink.
Don’t call me a hero. Just doing my part. We’re all in this together.
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@CDouglasLove3 Sorry Charles
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@JesseKellyDC https://twitter.com/theRoddick/status/1497999905381658631/video/1
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A dark day. Not just for America. For the entire free world. https://twitter.com/senatorsinema/status/1497992425226182660
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Every time I see shit like this I'm reminded of when the NYT put the names of everyone that died of COVID on the front page...the 2nd name on list was COVID positive but died in a car accident. https://t.co/gSnghbiUiM
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This is a good thread. https://twitter.com/josh_hammer/status/1497991505574825984
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Here’s your reminder that you’re surrounded by people who think the lesson we learned from COVID was the government didn’t crush you quite enough.
And they think they’re the good guys. https://twitter.com/nntaleb/status/1497983360735588357
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Cracks me up Biden took off for another weekend vacation. Dude is President of The United States of America and works the schedule of a wedding singer.
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when the draft letters start going out https://twitter.com/heckyessica/status/1497776944036950019/photo/1
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In the end, it was a Pandemic of Low Gas Prices.
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Kinda hilarious when you remember the Democrat backup plan after Joe and Dome are done messing everything up is Rear Admiral Buttigieg. https://twitter.com/secretarypete/status/1497638001903652864
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REMINDER: There is no bigger story in the world than Western governments turning against their own people.
That gets fixed or nothing else matters.
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OMG - has the Russia invasion
moved to the sea? Just received this picture. https://twitter.com/catturd2/status/1497662539752169474/photo/1
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Soon we're gonna get a casualty toll scrolling 24/7 at the bottom of every website, TV news, bill nye and endless phone alerts
But soaring inflation, energy prices 🤫 https://t.co/my76j3Jf6v
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Ukraine is quickly becoming like COVID was in the very beginning in that you can see it destroy people’s minds in real time.
You can tell this is happening because they get angry with you if you don’t match their emotional state. Just like the initial covid panic.
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There is a major war on anti-group think. If you don’t immediately buy what is being sold to you, the propaganda, a vaccine with no long-term data, the masks, the pro-war rhetoric (from any side), you’re immediately labeled anti-America, pro-Putin, a conspiracy theorist…
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https://twitter.com/theRoddick/status/1497664580079828992/photo/1
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@JesseKellyDC Marine who topped out as an E4 has takes. Yawn.
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The Ukrainian Ministry of Defence is CONFIRMING that the garrison of Snake Island is ALIVE and has surrendered to Russian troops https://t.co/87XRyByCmV https://t.co/AjIYJ37Cz6
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@AetiusRF Lol!! Who are these people?
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Ukraine has absolutely become COVID II. People are so consumed by the news cycle, they cannot process information at a level above a dog.
I’m inspired by Ukraine too. Good for them. But Ukraine is our ally now? My word. https://twitter.com/dantheman1__/status/1497659170333634565
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Ukraine is quickly becoming like COVID was in the very beginning in that you can see it destroy people’s minds in real time.
You can tell this is happening because they get angry with you if you don’t match their emotional state. Just like the initial covid panic.
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: I really am fascinated by this. I’m sure some smart head doctor can tell me what this is and why some people do it.
Why do some people allow themselves to be so consumed by the news cycle, they’ll actually ostracize friends and family over it? I think it’s so bizarre.
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@FletchMatlock Oh yeah. Psychosis in real time. Fascinating to watch.
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@JesseKellyDC "This pro-ukranian video was from 2014"
"FUCK YOU RUSSIAN BOT"
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Ukraine is quickly becoming like COVID was in the very beginning in that you can see it destroy people’s minds in real time.
You can tell this is happening because they get angry with you if you don’t match their emotional state. Just like the initial covid panic.
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I no longer believe anything coming out of the Russia/Ukraine conflict anymore.
That includes reports, pics, or videos.
Turning into one big bag of lies.
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I know you hate it when I do this, but you don't know what's going on in Ukraine.
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This is more than just a picture. I have video. Not just Russia either. There’s another major power involved. Hang on. Confirming now.
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: Here it is. Indian troops have invaded on behalf of Ukraine. Russian special forces ranger SEALS (seen here) are fighting them hard.
God be with them all. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1497642175303196687/video/1
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Stand by. I have news from an insider in Ukraine. Confirming this. It’s huge. Will have it in a minute or two...
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: This is more than just a picture. I have video. Not just Russia either. There’s another major power involved. Hang on. Confirming now.
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Stand by. I have news from an insider in Ukraine. Confirming this. It’s huge. Will have it in a minute or two...
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This thread killed me. https://twitter.com/warpath2pt0/status/1497603448807821317
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Getting word The Ghost of Kiev just attacked Jussie Smollett.
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The rules of engagement. (@JesseKellyDC) #Ukraine #Russia https://twitter.com/JesseKellyShow/status/1497398799601340420/video/1
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Cracks me up when people question my athleticism.
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#MeToo https://t.co/8U6lUXXTjS
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She raped me. https://t.co/VlstQINkos
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Well, yeah. Serbia still owes them for that whole WWI thing. https://t.co/ukHBDTYl8T
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: Haha! You’re so funny Jesse. I love your history references. You’re the best.
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Would be a shame if people discovered his private address and posted it everywhere and then a ton of people showed up to protest at his house. https://t.co/cFXgSR4P3K
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HOLY CRAP https://t.co/4JQt2jGpiV
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Well, yeah. Serbia still owes them for that whole WWI thing. https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1497355806299377667
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Thanks to everyone that reached out, and to @JesseKellyDC especially.
I'll be contacting a program tomorrow and starting a new chapter. I'll try and catch up before I commit myself to it.
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Go get em. Semper fi.
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@AetiusRF I can’t with these
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Ukrainian soldier manning a roadblock awaiting Russian forces
He says he feels all alone out here with no support. I opened up Facebook on my phone and showed him how many people changed their profile pictures to the Ukrainian flag. All he said: “We will win”
Powerful https://t.co/CBNbYTXvtM
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@PastorDScott Sorry Pastor
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Borrow it from Pfizer. https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1497331347114840066
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@JesseKellyDC https://twitter.com/OkamiMaiku/status/1497329210771316743/photo/1
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This is insane. I have had this exact relationship with mushrooms for years, yet never been able to articulate it. I’m not even sure I was consciously aware of it until now. https://t.co/Y1NMACVPHo
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I’ve had this on again/off again relationship with mushrooms for years. They’re just DISGUSTING to me for long periods of time. Then BAM, I can’t get enough of them. Just ate some on a pizza. Glorious.
Is it me? Am I the problem?
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I’ve had this on again/off again relationship with mushrooms for years. They’re just DISGUSTING to me for long periods of time. Then BAM, I can’t get enough of them. Just ate some on a pizza. Glorious.
Is it me? Am I the problem?
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India out here trying to curry favor with Russia. https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1497213445128790018
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@JesseKellyDC Doing my part! https://twitter.com/GTBliz/status/1497294780694507521/photo/1
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@JesseKellyDC You’re nothing but a soulless skid mark on this planet. Congrats.
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@JesseKellyDC One measure of adulthood is that when you have nothing to say, you just don't say anything.
Try adulting Jesse, just for a few days.
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We don't deserve Jesse Kelly. https://t.co/nbOHHdt74g
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Just poured myself a white russian.
Then dumped it in the sink.
Don’t call me a hero. Just doing my part. We’re all in this together.
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For those wondering why Joe Biden doesn’t seem to want to get involved with Ukraine, just know that Ukraine became independent in 1991. That means Ukraine is over 30 years old.
That’s at least 20 years too old for Biden.
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Let help everyone out as WWIII kicks off here:
I do gallows humor. I always have. I always will. You more earnest types might not enjoy it. But it ain’t going anywhere. https://twitter.com/GuyFawkes1105/status/1497281052255133698
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Just poured myself a white russian.
Then dumped it in the sink.
Don’t call me a hero. Just doing my part. We’re all in this together.
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Putin is sending tanks into Ukraine but the corporate press feels the need to compare him to Hitler and not Stalin, because in the Disney version of history that permeates media Hitler was the only dictator to ever exist.
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.@JesseKellyDC is making Twitter great.
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She raped me. https://twitter.com/mediaite/status/1497234456607870985
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That’s just....perfect. https://twitter.com/BYECAHELLOTEXAS/status/1497012039100862468
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Well now we definitely know what it wasn’t.
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BREAKING UPDATE: CNN reports the downed object was a Ukrainian Air Force Sukhoi Su-27 shot out of the sky by Russian missiles.
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@citizenhush Unlock it you coward and let me go to work.
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On one hand it would be nice if Germany had a capable military but on the other hand that hasn’t historically been something that’s worked out well for everyone.
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“The science” sure changes fast when the polls demand it https://t.co/Hs9oPK1zX3
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BREAKING: CDC to announce new COVID mask-wearing guidelines Friday
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Did Putin even stop to think how his invasion would affect Joy Behar’s trip to Italy? https://t.co/957HDmgaF0
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@heckyessica Lol! Of course.
Either way, golf isn’t for women. It’s a sanctuary. A sanctuary of quiet.
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@heckyessica That’s because it’s golf and you have no place there.
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@AdrianNormanDC That’s not right.
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Words can’t express how devastated I’m gonna be if the world ends before I beat my best score on Golden Tee.
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@JesseKellyDC https://twitter.com/realNateEwing/status/1496968732932927492/photo/1
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I do ok. It’s best not to brag about such things though. https://twitter.com/pupaboy/status/1496966910184878086
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It was pretty incredible.
Here’s the link: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-jesse-kelly-show/id1506063411?i=1000552068894 https://twitter.com/jeremyKmasters/status/1496965143325986817
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Poor Poland is constantly getting the Katie Hill treatment. https://twitter.com/jackdetsch/status/1496958617945317377
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I’m angling for a job at CNN. https://twitter.com/Cybergusgus/status/1496960489586257921
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This vile trout shouldered man https://t.co/TtZfVqIwAv
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If we’re looking for a silver lining, we don’t have mass civilian casualties at this time. When you’re talking air power and artillery, it could be much worse. So far, Putin hasn’t killed as many people as the Clintons.
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LEADERSHIP: Order food for your staff now and then. Shows appreciation. But always order one extra thing that’s just for you and eat it in front of them. Like a cookie or something.
Shows dominance.
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I very much agree with that. The images are terrible. Turn it off. Hug your babies. Pray. https://t.co/qSssvIdALH
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PRO TIP: There’s nothing wrong with turning off the news and putting away social media for a few days. These are wild times and they’re gonna be overwhelming for some of you. The solution isn’t to vomit your issues here.
It’s to walk away for a few and let it go.
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PRO TIP: There’s nothing wrong with turning off the news and putting away social media for a few days. These are wild times and they’re gonna be overwhelming for some of you. The solution isn’t to vomit your issues here.
It’s to walk away for a few and let it go.
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A bit of both. https://twitter.com/D4n5olo/status/1496947779716845587
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If we’re looking for a silver lining, we don’t have mass civilian casualties at this time. When you’re talking air power and artillery, it could be much worse. So far, Putin hasn’t killed as many people as the Clintons.
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I put up my hand for duty once again to claim and sail these vessels to American waters for the good of the U.S. taxpayer. This privateer will not be responsible for any bottles of Crystal lost en route. https://t.co/bRRMV9d5ts
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I know. https://twitter.com/CaliRefugee3/status/1496928769235308554
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Shorter Biden: “I did everything right. I did nothing wrong. None of this is my fault. Nothing that comes of this is my fault.”
Same guy he’s always been.
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I wasn’t sure why Kamala was sent to Europe to handle all this.
Until I heard there’s about to be a massive package. https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1496851506405990400
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https://twitter.com/wayofftheres/status/1496919119970582529/photo/1
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That was then. The world is much more serious now.
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FYI: This stuff does matter. It’s not a small thing. The world’s wolves have TV and Twitter too. They’re always watching us. They’re making assessments about us at all times. So yes, parading an endless conga line of carnival freaks through the White House is a big deal.
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@RevengOfTheFlex Sorry brother. I woke up and chose violence today.
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Russia appears to really be going all in. The only armies in the world equipped to deal with a Russian all-out assault are America, China, and the Taliban.
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Hell yes. https://twitter.com/JetsGuy6/status/1496871231945154564/video/1
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Has anyone spun up Toby Keith to write a catchy tune to convince the rubes in flyover country that we need to invade Ukraine?
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REMINDER: Not a single person resigned after the disastrous Afghanistan withdrawal. In fact, no one even expressed regret.
Keep that in mind when you hear about Biden and his “national security team”.
Bunch of morons and losers.
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Not even Simone Biles could execute this level of mental gymnastics. https://t.co/XOKGuA30Xo
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The president who just blamed me for a pandemic and tried to have me fired? That the guy you want me to “rally around”?
Nah. I’m good. Suck on it Joe. Have fun with Russia. https://twitter.com/brianschatz/status/1496692774388658179
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Hot journalisming tips for Ukraine tweeting:
1. Uncritically share every sensational video in your feed, especially if you can’t verify any of it.
2. Lean hard into telling other people they must fight a war you won’t fight.
3. Blame the guy who’s not president for everything.
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Exactly. Most Americans who are pro-war have no personal stake in jumping into a war. Want to go to war? Sign up to go to the frontlines. If you’re too old, send your kids. Then you might view things a bit differently. https://t.co/5RreC74JWN
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I have no issue with people who disagree with me on foreign policy. None. Foreign policy is complicated.
My issue is if you want a man to kiss his wife and children goodbye for the last time so he can go fight a war you won’t fight yourself. That I won’t tolerate.
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Why would my service or lack thereof have anything to do with foreign policy discussions? Right is right. I don’t believe in needing a license to have an opinion. https://twitter.com/P58170936/status/1496674040622297092
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Every fat ass talking head on the news who won’t leave the A/C will be banging the war drums. Every defense contractor, war drums. Certain unpopular politicians, war drums. Just watch. I see it coming clear as day.
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: And as always, I pray I’m wrong. Or in the very least, I pray the war drummers will for once have some skin in the game.
Guess we’ll see.
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You want to go to foreign lands and fight a war? Fine. Noble. Good for you. Tell me where your fighting hole on the front lines will be. Or your son’s fighting hole if you’re too old.
Not the JAG. Not the chow hall. Tell me where you’ll be outside the wire.
Or kindly, stfu.
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: You just wait. Just wait. We’re gonna have American troops dying in Ukraine. Remember Afghanistan? America is now run by hysterical women who make decisions off of sad pictures they see on the internet. We were chucking unvetted refugees on planes and flying them here. Unreal.
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You just wait. Just wait. We’re gonna have American troops dying in Ukraine. Remember Afghanistan? America is now run by hysterical women who make decisions off of sad pictures they see on the internet. We were chucking unvetted refugees on planes and flying them here. Unreal.
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: If it really goes hot in Ukraine, we’ll be there. I don’t care about all the “sanctions” rhetoric right now. The second some bombed out apartment complex with dead kids makes the news, every suburban mom with too much Xanax will be banging the war drums.
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If it really goes hot in Ukraine, we’ll be there. I don’t care about all the “sanctions” rhetoric right now. The second some bombed out apartment complex with dead kids makes the news, every suburban mom with too much Xanax will be banging the war drums.
Jesse Kelly
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: Every fat ass talking head on the news who won’t leave the A/C will be banging the war drums. Every defense contractor, war drums. Certain unpopular politicians, war drums. Just watch. I see it coming clear as day.
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@anccpt Not messed up at all. I’m desperate to finish some fights here so my sons won’t have to.
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When the son's of Senators fight (not just push papers in a JAG office), you'll know it'a a worthy battle. https://t.co/vygKouYcy6
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I have no issue with people who disagree with me on foreign policy. None. Foreign policy is complicated.
My issue is if you want a man to kiss his wife and children goodbye for the last time so he can go fight a war you won’t fight yourself. That I won’t tolerate.
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They’re willing to sacrifice everything you have for the cause. You hear me?? EVERYTHING!! https://t.co/y90zxEQoPf
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I have no issue with people who disagree with me on foreign policy. None. Foreign policy is complicated.
My issue is if you want a man to kiss his wife and children goodbye for the last time so he can go fight a war you won’t fight yourself. That I won’t tolerate.
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I have no issue with people who disagree with me on foreign policy. None. Foreign policy is complicated.
My issue is if you want a man to kiss his wife and children goodbye for the last time so he can go fight a war you won’t fight yourself. That I won’t tolerate.
Jesse Kelly
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: You want to go to foreign lands and fight a war? Fine. Noble. Good for you. Tell me where your fighting hole on the front lines will be. Or your son’s fighting hole if you’re too old.
Not the JAG. Not the chow hall. Tell me where you’ll be outside the wire.
Or kindly, stfu.
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I have no issue with people who disagree with me on foreign policy. None. Foreign policy is complicated.
My issue is if you want a man to kiss his wife and children goodbye for the last time so he can go fight a war you won’t fight yourself. That I won’t tolerate.
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None of those presidents killed anyone. Dangerous men put their lives on the line to go kill those terrorists. Presidents, Republican or Democrat, don’t do anything and don’t deserve any credit. https://twitter.com/huffmanfornc/status/1489285927302225921
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I can’t. https://twitter.com/kevindoll14/status/1489384128546025472
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“Don’t try to tell me I can’t own a cannon.” https://t.co/khyrwZUAo1
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: The number of you who get (and apparently share) Barry Wood memes and got this is unsurprising. SMH. Animals.
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“Don’t try to tell me I can’t own a cannon.”
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@25th_Prestige Read the room, bro. Read the room.
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Sending your child to a government school in any major American city is rapidly approaching child abuse.
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NYC schools to serve vegan-only meals on Fridays https://t.co/hcFh7h8M2Y https://t.co/4YyYAxAxS0
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Current government of Afghanistan:
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It never hurt. It was more of a surprise than anything at first. But it certainly didn’t hurt. https://twitter.com/fruitypimposity/status/1489356017498525704
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Israel, with a population of 9 million, has administered almost 18 million mRNA doses. They are on dose 4. They are currently seeing their worst numbers ever. https://t.co/bpBBsYNrYA
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I will laugh mercilessly at any US Olympic Athlete who bewails how bad their life is, while visiting a country with labor camps, slavery, & honor killings, that’s run by a real life super villain, who unleashed a global bioweapon, & threatened to nuke us if we asked questions.
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PRO TIP: You don’t need to counter communist gun-grabbing with facts about shootings and the 2nd Amendment.
They know. They don’t care. They want you disarmed so they have the freedom to hurt you if they want. It’s not more complicated than that.
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I have to confess something: Little Drummer Boy came on the radio today while I was on the way to work. I have it on my phone for Christmas time.
I didn’t turn it off.
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Reason 548 you need a big truck https://twitter.com/newsbanger/status/1488752391075905536/video/1
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I worked in non-profit for 10 years. Any legit charity or activist org should be able to open their books and show you exactly where your donations go, at any time. And you may not agree with their spending, but if they're legit, they'll show it to you anyway. Stay curious.
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From what I understand, she’s coming forth with damning revelations about Brian Stelter! Stay tuned… https://t.co/5djTcGeZsU
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Makes me feel better about losing money in Bitcoin. https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1489288852023959553
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I cannot even tell you how much joy this stuff brings me.
Enjoy your new friends, NFL. https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1489290335264116739
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“Big radio show, a TV show, two kids, a wife and I read a lot. It’s ‘me’ time.” - @JesseKellyDC https://t.co/szgmf1EQET
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I hope all our people are ok. I’m glad a terrorist is dead. It sucks women and children died too.
And that’s all I’m gonna say about the Syria thing until I get some details. Always best to wait for details.
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Biden’s gonna have to do a lot more than order a raid on a terrorist nobody has ever heard of in a region nobody is paying attention to in order to get his polls back up
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As you watch the media demand Republicans denounce Nazis and white supremacists, remember that not one Democrat was asked to denounce Darrell Brooks.
That’s why you don’t play that game. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1489259652189548554/photo/1
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Still cracks me up that Joe Biden could have picked anyone to be his VP and instead he picked a walking junk drawer who everyone hates. https://twitter.com/realdailywire/status/1488199413520498688
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This person is a child predator. Disgusting. https://twitter.com/coachjm68/status/1488215540485267459
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Just the other day I watched two neighborhood dogs get in a fight over who got to bang the half deflated beach ball they found.
That’s what it’s like watching these hags talk about history. https://twitter.com/NickFondacaro/status/1488191258598199301/video/1
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If I see one more Republican denounce Nazis or white supremacy I’m going to vomit. They’re playing offense and taking you off message.
When they call you Nazi, you call them pedophile. If we’re accusing each other of being horrible things without proof, then let’s play. https://twitter.com/lone_rides/status/1488207219447455747
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This is the way. https://twitter.com/mrtubbee/status/1488206893290074121
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Proof??
Look communist, I’m not a Republican. Republicans are the ones who play that game and try to prove or define things to you. That’s a standard communist tactic to trap his opponent in the weeds.
This is The New Right. I make accusations. YOU prove to ME that I’m wrong. https://twitter.com/mercmarten/status/1488205790057943043
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Just remember that all of these restrictions and mandates came with the assurance that the curve would flattened, millions of lives would be saved, and the virus would be defeated by now through extreme government measures
How’s that all look?
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Freedom made us great. Freedom and communism cannot exist alongside each other.
Freedom cannot be obtained or preserved by practicing it. https://twitter.com/yohuckleberry__/status/1488200096361721862
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I don’t want to be president. I want to be dictator. The office of the presidency does not have the power to do what needs to be done to save this country from the communists. https://twitter.com/bingbongjimbob/status/1488198617622003712
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All these people will be arrested when I take power. https://twitter.com/curtishouck/status/1488192209086255121
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GoFundMe is a shit platform run by leftists.
That is all. ❤
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Do not ever accuse me of being Joe McCarthy.
I don’t believe in half measures like he did. https://twitter.com/gatticusfpv/status/1488187907667992577
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Maybe it’s my imagination, but it seems like Trump is much more on message after that little vaccine salesman run he went on. Hoping someone talked to him. This is the good Trump. On message. In touch with his base. https://twitter.com/ColumbiaBugle/status/1487604798190936065/video/1
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Are you still practicing pedophilia? https://twitter.com/thebebop190/status/1488185835103129606
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@SydneyLWatson They want us distracted.
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Even if these “Nazis” are real, why would I care more about ten Nazis on the side of the road than the fact that committed communists are currently educating the next generation at even our most prestigious universities? https://t.co/iMP5UjdAq0
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: If it came out that you were a Nazi in America today, your life would ruined. You’d lose your job, your friends, everything. You’d have to move from your hometown and change your name.
It should be the same for communists.
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Even if these “Nazis” are real, why would I care more about ten Nazis on the side of the road than the fact that committed communists are currently educating the next generation at even our most prestigious universities? https://twitter.com/Imposter_Edits/status/1487700735680786437/video/1
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The Kulaks? They were just the first Ukrainians to get liquidated. They were the appetizer.
3 million peasants in Ukraine was the main course.
Welcome to communism. https://twitter.com/miamivandynyu/status/1487969972311756805
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This is just so perfect.
Two years ago: “Go home. Your gym is closed. Watch Netflix. Order takeout. We’ve taken down the outdoor basketball hoops.”
Now: “Whoa!! Diabetes is on the rise!! How could this happen??!!” https://twitter.com/yahoonews/status/1488136514160709632
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Can I still get a free Krispy Kreme donut for getting a therapeutic? Asking for a friend. https://twitter.com/yahoonews/status/1488136514160709632
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I’m hard on the Right because the communist has made huge gains the last 2 years due to COVID (& to a lesser extent the Saint George Floyd riots).
We now have an opportunity to counter-attack and get all those gains back. Plus some.
Will we? Or will we “be better than them”?
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If I’m Joe Rogan, I’m rooting for Spotify to fire me. Rogan would get most of his contract paid out, his audience would follow him, and he could start his own media company, which would likely make him even more money.
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@JesseKellyDC Jesse: hey maybe we need to start making some sacrifices if we want the country to change. These people don’t like you or your ideas so let’s stop funding them with time and money. It may even mean less TV time.
Average right winger: https://t.co/q1liYcyQNV
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The words conservatives comfort themselves with as they fund their own destruction: https://twitter.com/Ericb1980/status/1487973858867097601
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Spotify cancels Rogan. The Right loses its mind on Twitter for maybe a day. Then 95% of the Right keeps their Spotify accounts.
Don’t believe me? Check how many are tweeting about the NFL playoffs today after swearing they’d never watch again when they were crapping on the flag. https://twitter.com/jj_poff/status/1487972143438647303
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@beyondreasdoubt Frankly, I can see them just buying it out. Wouldn’t surprise me in the least.
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Y’all do know Spotify is gonna fire Rogan, right? We can all laugh at Neil Young and have our fun now, but we’re gonna lose another one.
We are surrounded by vicious monsters and pathetic cowards. That’s who runs this country now.
Start hitting back.
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Big “I’m vaccinated but I got COVID because of the unvaccinated” energy here.
All communism looks the same.
(Book: Bloodlands)
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@FlorioGina Lol! That was beautiful.
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He is right. People go on & on about how it’s important to rehash January 6 & hold people accountable. Where’s the Congressional committee investigating those who ruined lives & businesses using authority they do not have? https://t.co/dH6UAfxog7
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Because we were not “all” wrong and the people who were wrong are still in power and the people who scurried home when Daddy Government told them to are still primed for the next push of panic porn.
We must have an honest accounting. https://t.co/lhY9Sn1VhC
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@JesseKellyDC Texas put a small business owner in jail.
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Everyone who spent the last two years destroying this country now just wants to “move on”.
Lol! No. https://twitter.com/dmzcrypto1/status/1487886780804354056
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Because we were not “all” wrong and the people who were wrong are still in power and the people who scurried home when Daddy Government told them to are still primed for the next push of panic porn.
We must have an honest accounting. https://twitter.com/Tiberiu75295479/status/1487885238021726208
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There are no “images” that grant an American politician authority to shut down someone’s business and quarantine healthy people. This authority does not even exist here. https://twitter.com/jasonsawyer78/status/1487884702602178560
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Texas sent an MRAP and two hippos to raid a bar that was serving drinks. Let’s please stop acting like a single state did it right.
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@JesseKellyDC American police kneeled before BLM while they burnt down cities
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Things can’t be sold without a buyer. https://twitter.com/NotTodayJoe/status/1487883298789543945
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American police shot an unarmed woman in the neck. American police targeted concerned parents as potential domestic terrorists.
America is no longer “The land of the free”. Not even close. https://twitter.com/EtzEchad/status/1487883304355381253
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But this is the thing: No American state should have shut down. Ever. A governor pointing towards businesses and telling them they’re “not essential” should have been met with a universal “eff off”. Frankly, you should be afraid to talk to citizens like that as a politician. https://twitter.com/fancy_reagan/status/1487882836141125634
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Oh I know. I’m a Florida fan. And a Heavy D fan. But let’s not stand here and be revisionist historians and act like there was a single state in America that heard “15 days to slow the spread” and said, “No. Not here”.
There wasn’t one. Not one. Shame on us. https://twitter.com/themiamijacobo/status/1487881771282845697
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Yes, I’m sorry I haven’t been louder about COVID restrictions. My bad. I was just too scared to speak out in the beginning. https://twitter.com/charliebayer8/status/1487879527242084360
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Florida put a pastor in handcuffs for having church at the beginning of COVID. https://twitter.com/themiamijacobo/status/1487879487622721543
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I’m inspired by what’s happening in Canada and also deeply ashamed this didn’t happen in America first. On Day 1.
We should have led the world in the freedom solution. Instead, we were just like everyone else. Man, that sucks. Shame on us.
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Being a tyrant is a contact sport. https://twitter.com/barrymississipi/status/1487876979215028224
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There’s a vaccine? https://twitter.com/HellishQurve/status/1487874343329751047
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Tyrants should live in fear. They should all feel like Gaddafi felt when the mob surrounded him and dragged him out of a tunnel. They should feel like Nero felt when he woke up in the middle of the night and all the guards had gone.
Tyrants should be afraid.
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That’s not true. I’m calling for America to arrest and DEPORT him. We do not protect tyrants here. Drop Justin Trudeau in the middle of the protests and let the people of his nation decide what should be done with him.
Sic semper tyrannis https://twitter.com/andrew_the_pro/status/1487871755884584961
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Peak GOP. Play the Left’s game on the Left’s field with the Left’s referees enforcing the Left’s rules.
Don’t waste any of your energy opposing the black communist Biden is about to nominate. It’s already been decided. On to the next battle. https://twitter.com/MAGAJew2/status/1487833196830076931
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Competition brings out the best of us. We won’t discuss the results, Clay. https://twitter.com/ClayTravis/status/1487846956009463809
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She groped me once. I feel I got off lucky seeing Jesse's story. But it was still traumatizing. #JusticeForJesse https://t.co/y2L65JToL0
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I’ll never forget when she trapped me in that room. I don’t remember the address. Or how I got there. Or how I got home. But she trapped me in that room and she raped me.
#JusticeForJesse https://t.co/U0w9a20BaQ
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I remember this, being one of Jesse's beach friends. He was so distraught, he had to install a second front door into his house. I therefore demand #JusticeforJesse https://t.co/BU8mlEkV4j
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I’ll never forget when she trapped me in that room. I don’t remember the address. Or how I got there. Or how I got home. But she trapped me in that room and she raped me.
#JusticeForJesse https://t.co/U0w9a20BaQ
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@JesseKellyDC Me and Jesse were in high school in ( where ever this broad is from) and went to a party at Jimmy’s house. You know, Jimmy. Anyway, it was late snd there was only the 7 of us, many of whom will collaborate this story
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@LisaMarieBoothe I am. So I can’t testify.
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Then do it. There are enough chains around without people putting them on themselves. Speak. There’s nothing special about what I do. https://twitter.com/familycourtusa/status/1487654491398848512
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Brings back memories of Okinawa. https://twitter.com/citizenhush/status/1487652416833130498
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America should not be a safe harbor for tyrants. Put him in chains and drop him off in the middle of Ottawa protests. https://twitter.com/terror_alarm/status/1487506176367599626
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😂😂😂 https://t.co/Ip9dUXgQSh
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I’ll never forget when she trapped me in that room. I don’t remember the address. Or how I got there. Or how I got home. But she trapped me in that room and she raped me.
#JusticeForJesse https://t.co/U0w9a20BaQ
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@conservmillen Thanks for standing with me and my truth.
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I wish more victims had the strength like @JesseKellyDC to speak out! #JusticeforJesse https://t.co/LkD0vvTXuo
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I’ll never forget when she trapped me in that room. I don’t remember the address. Or how I got there. Or how I got home. But she trapped me in that room and she raped me.
#JusticeForJesse https://t.co/U0w9a20BaQ
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@JesseKellyDC Saw this napkin fall out of her purse the other day while she was leaving a restaurant. Although I can't verify its authenticity, it seems to be a smoking gun/confession. #JusticeForJesse https://t.co/eBkXbB40TT
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I am more than happy to testify before the senate about being raped by Biden’s SCOTUS nominee. I am however, afraid to fly. #JusticeForJesse https://t.co/QCJHzJu5Zw
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I’ll never forget when she trapped me in that room. I don’t remember the address. Or how I got there. Or how I got home. But she trapped me in that room and she raped me.
#JusticeForJesse https://t.co/U0w9a20BaQ
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I am more than happy to testify before the senate about being raped by Biden’s SCOTUS nominee. I am however, afraid to fly. #JusticeForJesse https://twitter.com/unlikelylikable/status/1487560391584452608
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I was there. I don’t remember anything that happened, but I know @JesseKellyDC is telling the truth. Because I saw it. Just believe me, and him #JusticeForJesse https://t.co/G9rTcYIp44
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I’ll never forget when she trapped me in that room. I don’t remember the address. Or how I got there. Or how I got home. But she trapped me in that room and she raped me.
#JusticeForJesse https://t.co/U0w9a20BaQ
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I’ll never forget when she trapped me in that room. I don’t remember the address. Or how I got there. Or how I got home. But she trapped me in that room and she raped me.
#JusticeForJesse https://t.co/U0w9a20BaQ
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I'm Jesse's therapist, and I have meticulous notes from sessions that occurred 15 years after the incident, but I can't release them due to confidentiality/privilege. https://t.co/5IKmvCiFBv
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I’ll never forget when she trapped me in that room. I don’t remember the address. Or how I got there. Or how I got home. But she trapped me in that room and she raped me.
#JusticeForJesse https://t.co/U0w9a20BaQ
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I believe the victim.
#JusticeForJesse https://t.co/Fk7vgRNTi6
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I’ll never forget when she trapped me in that room. I don’t remember the address. Or how I got there. Or how I got home. But she trapped me in that room and she raped me.
#JusticeForJesse https://t.co/U0w9a20BaQ
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#BelieveAllMen #JusticeForJesse https://t.co/xIXuf3RLvQ
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I’ll never forget when she trapped me in that room. I don’t remember the address. Or how I got there. Or how I got home. But she trapped me in that room and she raped me.
#JusticeForJesse https://t.co/U0w9a20BaQ
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Tom Brady right now
https://twitter.com/VideoReacts/status/1420734334907080707/video/1 https://t.co/mCaAjVYTUk
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For decades it had been the role of conservatives to explain to people how their opponents have good intentions.
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<Marine standing in front of a Japanese cave on Saipan ready to throw in a grenade and kill everyone in it>
Modern conservative: “Don’t lower yourself to their level.”
<Five Marines charge in instead and all get killed.> https://twitter.com/the_turfman/status/1487547824254464005
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1. Nobody wants to see you whine
2. Nobody wants to see you argue
3. Don’t trash your former employer
4. You don’t have to have an opinion on everything
5. You don’t have to respond to anything https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1487510214026874886
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Jessie call me after it happened. I took meticulously detailed notes!
#JusticeForJesse https://t.co/92aZoWPsA7
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I’ll never forget when she trapped me in that room. I don’t remember the address. Or how I got there. Or how I got home. But she trapped me in that room and she raped me.
#JusticeForJesse https://t.co/U0w9a20BaQ
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We must NOT allow a rapist to join the Supreme Court. #justiceforjesse https://t.co/Ke2ZxlGoDs
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I’ll never forget when she trapped me in that room. I don’t remember the address. Or how I got there. Or how I got home. But she trapped me in that room and she raped me.
#JusticeForJesse https://t.co/U0w9a20BaQ
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I’ll never forget when she trapped me in that room. I don’t remember the address. Or how I got there. Or how I got home. But she trapped me in that room and she raped me.
#JusticeForJesse https://t.co/U0w9a20BaQ
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I was there when she raped @JesseKellyDC. I couldn't stop her. I am sorry. #justiceforjesse https://t.co/WK7I0zEMzD
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Sad to hear. #JusticeForJesse https://t.co/DnoUWRFAjt
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I’ll never forget when she trapped me in that room. I don’t remember the address. Or how I got there. Or how I got home. But she trapped me in that room and she raped me.
#JusticeForJesse https://t.co/U0w9a20BaQ
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I believe you! #Believeallvictims https://t.co/zbMvN0cLpc
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I’ll never forget when she trapped me in that room. I don’t remember the address. Or how I got there. Or how I got home. But she trapped me in that room and she raped me.
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#JusticeForJesse https://t.co/8CorP4ZsX7 https://t.co/3F5Q8NMmn7
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I’ll never forget when she trapped me in that room. I don’t remember the address. Or how I got there. Or how I got home. But she trapped me in that room and she raped me.
#JusticeForJesse https://t.co/U0w9a20BaQ
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Christine Blasey Ford https://twitter.com/caroljsroth/status/1487468125117456386
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I’ll never forget when she trapped me in that room. I don’t remember the address. Or how I got there. Or how I got home. But she trapped me in that room and she raped me.
#JusticeForJesse https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1487543345194975236
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This dude is a piece of shit https://t.co/tAuQ4RfQ2u
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Little surprised there’s not more pushback from Italians at Peter Dinklage taking away acting opportunities from midgets.
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I’m dead https://twitter.com/vajudc/status/1487513087842439175
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Did Tom Brady do enough to make it into the Hall of Fame?
I’m not so sure.
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When you hear a Western tyrant is in hiding for fear of his safety:
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That’s why you’ll never be my wife. https://twitter.com/sonia0865/status/1487496373004034053
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Little surprised there’s not more pushback from Italians at Peter Dinklage taking away acting opportunities from midgets.
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Undercurrent in New Right thinking is realization that big state is here, isn’t going away, and is crushing us. Talk of rolling it back is quaint, naive, premature, or in bad faith. Grabbing state power and using it to crush woke enemies - as they have done - is order of the day.
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Very proud of my friend @SaraGonzalesTX for getting out there and encouraging women to wear makeup. https://thepostmillennial.com/sara-gonzales-makeup-line-femininity-conservatives-beauty-business
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They’re called books. You wouldn’t believe it. It’s all these words written down on pages. They’re in order. You go through them and read the words and before you know it, BOOM. You’re wiser. https://twitter.com/charliekirk11s1/status/1487476048522616845
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Again, people would recognize this as standard communism if history was actually taught in the West.
Stalin, Mao, all of them. They all did this. They all treated any internal pushback against them as infiltration ops by hostile foreign powers. This is the norm. https://twitter.com/TrueNorthCentre/status/1487465754668810240
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@braxton_mccoy Before I saw my first, I used to think every coyote was a wolf. This was when we first moved to Montana. Finally an old time informed me that I would know without a doubt when it was a wolf.
He was right.
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@journalismerrrr @braxton_mccoy Lol
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@braxton_mccoy People who think this have never seen one. They’re legit terrifying. And smart.
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Tale as old as time. Wait until you make it big and then dump on everyone else trying to do the same.
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I would be very shocked if that was true. https://twitter.com/zevasmomdebbi/status/1487192046616018945
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Fine. Yes. That works too. Boycott. Quit. Do SOMETHING with teeth. Anonymous comments to the Daily Mail are not gonna stop that dude from helicoptering his way across the women’s pool. https://twitter.com/sourgrape76/status/1487191256077938695
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Tell me about it https://t.co/PSGvCP3TGP https://t.co/Xzp0sono75
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Peanut butter is so underrated. I eat it with a spoon. Sandwiches, cookies, milkshakes, all can be made glorious with peanut butter. Peanut butter is better than chocolate. It’s better than whipped cream.
Peanut butter is life.
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Conservatives are so stupid and emasculated from years of doing nothing, even the suggestion of doing something is foreign to them. https://twitter.com/fucknamesyo/status/1487188708516270081
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@ChloeVTweets @RobManess 100%
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Then don’t complain when some dude and his penis throws on a onesie and dominates you in the pool.
I’m done with this crap. This is a war for the future of this culture. We’re gonna take casualties. Every woman on that swim team should quit. https://twitter.com/bigfreedomplace/status/1487188860454985728
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@electrikraptor Yep. And many did.
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Ok so quit. I’m sorry. I’m so sick of the Era of Cowardice. People in every industry watching cultural Marxism destroy it and yet they do nothing. NFL players hiding when BLM wrecked the league. “Anonymous” women mad about a tranny swimmer. Quit. And put your name on it. https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1486890926882574339
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On that F35 crash:
1. I’ve heard the rumors it was a woman. While I’m more than willing to criticize the suicidal full integration of women into the military, they actually make great pilots. Shockingly.
2. It’s hard to land a plane on a carrier.
That’s all.
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@VerumVulnero1 My word yes.
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Your country cannot be saved. Your city, county, and state can. Get local. Run for school board, city council, sheriff, and DA. Only shop with companies that share your values. Fire communists of you’ve hired them. Get to know your neighbors.
Community. That’s what matters now. https://twitter.com/Reebs73488130/status/1487181080474095619
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Communists release violent criminals to cause chaos and create a feeling of unease in a society. Alvin Bragg isn’t sitting at home right now feeling bad about this widow. This isn’t some unfortunate mistake.
This going exactly as planned. This is communism. Death and misery. https://twitter.com/FoxNews/status/1487145955958956035
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Peanut butter is so underrated. I eat it with a spoon. Sandwiches, cookies, milkshakes, all can be made glorious with peanut butter. Peanut butter is better than chocolate. It’s better than whipped cream.
Peanut butter is life.
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: Oh and here’s a pro tip for you:
Put peanut butter on your pancakes or waffles next time before you put the syrup on. Congrats. I just changed your life.
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@DarlaShine If that’s all that’s left at closing time.
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Peanut butter is so underrated. I eat it with a spoon. Sandwiches, cookies, milkshakes, all can be made glorious with peanut butter. Peanut butter is better than chocolate. It’s better than whipped cream.
Peanut butter is life.
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Putin has no idea how much LGBTQ sensitivity training we’ve had, he’s not ready for us https://t.co/welGan1fma
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That’s a line 5’6 guys tell themselves right before they get pummeled into hamburger.
They have weight classes in fighting for a reason. It ain’t to protect the big guy. https://twitter.com/emlimuy/status/1487136092348424199
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Why would I join the military when I can join the Marines? https://twitter.com/r_edward2018/status/1487135224823783426
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Cracking up at the people who think we can even AFFORD to go to war with someone.
We’re on the verge of hyperinflation and/or 20% interest rates. There’s no longer an argument whether we should get involved in world affairs or not.
We broke.
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Wonder if Mark Milley has let his Russian counterpart know that he’ll call them before we attack so they can be ready. https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1487129535858491397
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Stalin not only left his son to die in a concentration camp (he eventually threw himself against an electric fence), he was OFFERED his son in return for some German generals.
“We do not trade generals for soldiers” was his response. Left him to die.
That’s communism. https://twitter.com/patriot261/status/1487113680324018182
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China is requiring a mandatory app that is ostensibly for "health monitoring" for all Beijing Olympics participants, media and govt officials.
As you'd expect, it turns out to be spyware that records everything said.
Have fun at #Beijing2022! https://t.co/2PqJw6hUST
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Hope you communists are paying attention.
@joerogan was a Bernie bro. Not some Right winger. But he treated himself successfully for a virus and interviewed the INVENTOR of mRNA. And for those sins he’s been banished from your sick religion.
They’ll come for you one day too.
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: There were 22 members of Pol Pot’s central communist committee when he took over.
18 were dead after the first year.
Just know this communists, there is not happy ending for you. You serve an evil religion of death. It destroys all.
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Hope you communists are paying attention.
@joerogan was a Bernie bro. Not some Right winger. But he treated himself successfully for a virus and interviewed the INVENTOR of mRNA. And for those sins he’s been banished from your sick religion.
They’ll come for you one day too.
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The wife is on one of the weirdo diets women do to stay hot and she’s sitting across the room mean-mugging me as I hammer these chorizo, egg, and cheese breakfast tacos.
Sorry for needing protein.
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When you block someone, two things happen:
1: They post a screenshot of it once and brag to their followers and get five likes.
2: You’ve erased their existence from your life forever. They’ll never cross your mind again.
Who wins there? Block everyone. https://twitter.com/braxton_mccoy/status/1487089977464815619
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@IMAO_ I’m on a huge documentary kick like an old person.
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@RealKiraDavis I’m going to!
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Lol!! I need to watch this show. https://twitter.com/annetteprestia/status/1487091367482654720
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At least one of the following is true:
a) They think we're stupid
b) They're stupid https://twitter.com/ConceptualJames/status/1486895006883495938/photo/1
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After all this time with only one word on the list, it was finally time to add another one.
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Me: “Boys, you accomplish anything in school today?”
James: “Got an A on my science test.”
Me: “Luke, you?”
Luke: “I traded one of those mini Snickers for a whole bag of Doritos at lunch.”
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1486883275561918472/video/1
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Best thing to eat in Ft. Worth. Go:
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@LuckyMcGee @DempMcgee Well, I don’t like to brag.
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My toilet can’t handle this https://t.co/is5ExW4une
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Lol!!
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Stop being a peasant sheep who uses the garbage gas station chips. Go get a back of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. Pour the bag in the nacho tray. Add cheese. Eat with a spoon.
You’re welcome. https://t.co/CgzhbECRlx
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: *bag. Whatever. I went to community college.
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Stop being a peasant sheep who uses the garbage gas station chips. Go get a back of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. Pour the bag in the nacho tray. Add cheese. Eat with a spoon.
You’re welcome. https://twitter.com/braxton_mccoy/status/1486822883468869634
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@braxton_mccoy Lol!! Oh no.
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What is this??? Is this Cobra Kai show something I should be watching?
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Some dude just reheated his spaghetti in the office microwave and promptly dropped the whole thing face down on the floor.
That’s heartbreak right there.
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She needs heels on and that thing needs to be tighter in the rear end. https://twitter.com/nbc12/status/1486750604328329216
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It must be frustrating to have such an extreme label placed on you like that.
Sincerely,
Nazi White Supremacist https://twitter.com/aaronajlen/status/1486791500927320065
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This is just ignorant and when I read the tweet before I saw the picture I knew it was a white person. https://t.co/A9SQYHA7NN
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REMINDER: You can tell how much you truly care about something by how “inclusive” you want it to be.
If your child needed emergency brain surgery, you wouldn’t care about the color or gender of the surgeon. You’d want the best.
If you want it “inclusive” you don’t care about it
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Yes please.
Tell us more of this truth of which you speak. https://t.co/k0V4QbPXB2 https://t.co/ijw6Dm5AEm
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2022 podcast goals:
1. Talk to @jordanbpeterson about MartyrMade #20, The Underground Spirit.
2. Talk to @TuckerCarlson about MartyrMade #18, The Anti-Humans.
3. Talk to @joerogan about MartyrMade #11-17, God's Socialist.
One of these goals will be accomplished on March 22.
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@jordanbpeterson @TuckerCarlson @joerogan Love it.
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Watching the communists try to use “RACIST!” cause they think the old days are here and they don’t realize this is The New Right:
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I can’t imagine why people hate journalists more than used car salesmen and pedos… https://twitter.com/FearTheFloof/status/1486792550728015874/photo/1
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What would you do when every part of an evil regime demanded you comply?
Maybe some of you know the answer to that question now.
Be like Nicholas Winton. https://twitter.com/bbcarchive/status/1486628317117693952
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REMINDER: You can tell how much you truly care about something by how “inclusive” you want it to be.
If your child needed emergency brain surgery, you wouldn’t care about the color or gender of the surgeon. You’d want the best.
If you want it “inclusive” you don’t care about it
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Conservatives have got to get it through their heads that they are now a bunch of guerrillas in the trees looking to undermine the existing powerful institutions. They can’t really be “conservative” anymore, or they will lose everything.
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This should hardly come as a surprise to anyone - when Soros said years ago that he would take over the judicial system he meant it - & millions of dollars followed that pledge. The question is why no one - on both sides - stopped him? https://t.co/F3KkpFbuRA
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This man should be arrested and put on trial.
Time to start arresting every government official who calls for censorship. Arrest tyrants.
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Biden Surgeon General Suggests Joe Rogan Podcast Should Be Censored: Big Tech ‘Has Important Role To Play’ https://t.co/waejeaoxLL https://t.co/DYwjan7Wgx
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Breaking ... Justin Trudeau has qualified to be a Joe Biden Supreme Court nominee. https://twitter.com/catturd2/status/1486679973700280330/photo/1
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I knew there was a midget movie we forgot. Some were just too small to make the list. Thanks for listening. https://twitter.com/beebeejay22/status/1486527812546674690
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I’m glad you’re starting to understand what you’re dealing with.
Welcome to The New Right. https://twitter.com/ctentoni/status/1486515281648304132
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We would like to reiterate that the Jesse Kelly Show is a family friendly show. https://t.co/1LuAs2IxzO
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I appreciate it. I do. But I’m not your lord.
I’m your daddy. https://t.co/r8IXfeUer2
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Exactly. I agree. Justice Breyer’s replacement raped me. He/she is disqualified. https://twitter.com/sethpetersonla/status/1486493089023737857
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@LibertasInstruc Looks like it might be PB & Js tonight.
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@aub_kelly Sorry princess.
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It’s about to pop off. https://twitter.com/terror_alarm/status/1486376688019808265
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When I used to work by myself. https://twitter.com/rruetigger/status/1486470551761829889
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Neil Young made the same mistake nearly every famous person seems to make:
You spend so much time in front of adoring crowds and surrounded by sycophants, you inevitably think you’re more powerful than you are.
You’re not the wave. You’re the surfer.
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This 103 yr young, WWII vet lives in my county. A radio station posted his address for anyone wanting to send him a birthday card, for Feb 5th. They're hoping to get him 103 cards.
In case you have a stamp to spare:
Orland Phillips
124 Homestead Road
Willis, Va 24380 https://t.co/73JVXhDstC
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NEIL YOUNG: You can either have me or you can have-
SPOTIFY: The answer is whoever you're about to say.
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That’s fair. https://twitter.com/resisterbob/status/1486455990522462211
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I appreciate it. I do. But I’m not your lord.
I’m your daddy. https://twitter.com/spellchuck/status/1486448276148731905
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I’ve always wanted to go to Kiev cause it sounds cool and I’d wear a trench coat and hat and act like a Cold War spy. In the rain.
Will probably have to hold off on that now.
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How the Right picks SCOTUS nominees: “I want someone who will abide by the Constitution, but not be too crazy.”
How the Left picks SCOTUS nominees:
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Sadly, crime is here to stay in NYC. It’s going to keep popping up over and over again. Forever.
Like a cold sore. https://twitter.com/MichaelRapaport/status/1486032937434890251
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Heads up in advance: I’ll be joining @JesseKellyDC on radio tonight around 7:30pm ET. We probably won’t cause any trouble. Wouldn’t dream of it. You should join us. Plus, Fauci won’t be there, so it’s a win for everyone.
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The least surprising thing ever is the retirement of Breyer.
If you need proof that the Dems think the GOP wins the Senate in November, there you are.
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Whoever Biden wants to replace him raped me in high school. I don’t remember where. Don’t ask me to come back to DC. I’m afraid to fly.
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JUST IN - U.S. Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer to retire (NBC) https://t.co/jGKkRX0pl3
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EXCLUSIVE: Leaked Email Shows Trump-Backed Tennessee Congressional Hopeful Morgan Ortagus Pledging To 'Faithfully Serve The Biden Administration.' https://t.co/AsZGBBa6nG
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Time to pop the clutch on this dumpster fire presidency and see what kind of damage it can REALLY do https://t.co/hSGW4ihsBK
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Pretty sure those aren’t from Trump. https://www.foxnews.com/media/cnns-jim-acosta-marks-trump
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Today he endorsed a Jeb Bush supporter over @robbystarbuck. Men rarely change. Successful men changing is even rarer. Billionaire former presidents will never change in a million years. If you want Trump, fine. But don’t think you’re getting a different one than the one you had. https://twitter.com/flybywire74/status/1486351702840479745
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Not just the next president. The next GOP Congress must commit to taking aggressive action against the Administrative State. Real action. A real plan. Not “Drain the swamp!” chants. This must happen to save America. https://twitter.com/BlakeDakota1/status/1486349121426374660
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As much as I hate to publicly agree with @JesseKellyDC because it feeds an incredible ego, he is dead right about this. https://t.co/mDEvaltx1q
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Overhaul the administrative state. Fire people. Put people on trial. Put reformers in charge of every agency who will gut them like fish instead of protecting them from criticism.
This is the only path forward to save this place. https://t.co/euZaF7eRNB
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Overhaul the administrative state. Fire people. Put people on trial. Put reformers in charge of every agency who will gut them like fish instead of protecting them from criticism.
This is the only path forward to save this place.
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@JesseKellyDC This plays into something I'm always telling rightwingers. The system doesn't look at BLM or antifa as threats but as tools. On their own, they have zero revolutionary potential. They can be turned off and on like a spigot. We're the actual threat.
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If you’re a white person and you’re confused why the modern Democratic Party seems to ALWAYS be talking down to you, look at this poll. As far as they’re concerned, you’re the only thing between them and power forever. They appear to hate you because they do. https://twitter.com/ryangirdusky/status/1486319042688425996
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Your cultural institutions are evil. Here’s a link: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-jesse-kelly-show/id1506063411#episodeGuid=16763076-6411-11ec-8032-e7ea66db0af1 https://twitter.com/jlc225/status/1486329624909037577
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Bolsheviks released criminals from jail. Then they federalized their police forces. Convicted thieves were allowed to possess weapons because “that’s what thieves do.” A law abiding Russian found with a weapon was immediately arrested and prosecuted.
Does this sound familiar?
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Way to go @POTUS https://twitter.com/darksandpiper/status/1486129156417015811/photo/1
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Roids or no roids, you stopped and watched when Barry Bonds was up to bat. And when he hit one to Pluto, you have to admit it was baller when he’d just stand at the plate and take his elbow brace off before making the round. https://twitter.com/erictwbb/status/1486120903507210240
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I like him too. I wasn’t trying to short change the guy. https://twitter.com/podiodi/status/1486122713286651911
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Not a bureaucrat, a bureaucrat collaborator.
If you missed me on the great @JesseKellyDC show:
I chime in around the 58:14 min on the episode “A Tale of Two Countries” from 1/24.
https://t.co/uU6mCaS3nv https://t.co/v6LPfRkx8L https://t.co/1KnvYh8Bza
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It’s important that all Real Housewives exhibit the utmost decorum, wise judgment, and social responsibility. https://t.co/XV7QOHgK1N
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Just like the actress who got naked in every movie when she was younger, but now that she’s in her 50s she campaigns against other young actresses doing it.
Bro, people only know who you are cause you got the midget role in GOT. Have some appreciation. Be the bigger person. https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1486091626644754433
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You know they know you know they’re lying, right?
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I do not acknowledge one-sided contracts. Any medical professional denying any form of treatment to the unvaccinated should themselves be denied any and every medical treatment they seek. https://twitter.com/rppokepower/status/1486096667162161157
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Fascism isn’t my thing. The only actual fascist in modern history was General Franco, and he rose to power only because your Bolshevik heroes were raping nuns and crucifying Catholic priests. So maybe don’t do that, communist. https://t.co/khux4MK8mO
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When I take power, don’t show up at a hospital. You won’t be treated. Best of luck. https://twitter.com/OccupyDemocrats/status/1486043099310673921
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Good luck with that. Better get em drunk first. https://twitter.com/kodernikus/status/1485589086912266241
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Your cultural institutions are evil. I do not separate things like this from the things serial killers do. These people will watch you and everyone you love drown in their own lung fluid.
This evil. There is not another word for it.
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2 days in to the Nashville move and I already got my first "Well, bless your heart!"
Kinda stings, not gonna lie
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To be fair, she has a cough and pinkeye. Same things you get after Spring Break.
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UPDATE - Woman who stopped to help the monkeys in the truck crash is now feeling unwell. CDC urges anyone in contact with the macaques to seek medical attention.
https://t.co/HqZBJRCMGP
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Some exciting news: I'm launching my own podcast with @Newsweek, coming February 1. We already have some amazing A-list guests booked right out of the gate.
A trailer is out today. Click and subscribe on Apple Podcasts: https://t.co/tZRoz5gKlN https://t.co/wxtuYiW3Dz
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@RealKiraDavis @CubanaAmerican I spend four hours a day on TV and radio (and several social media posts) giving people specific ideas about what to do and what to demand from their leaders. I cannot attach an instruction manual to every tweet. People waking up to the problem is a critical step 1.
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I see a few women complaining about this dude going balls out and dominating women’s swimming. I see even fewer women wanting to put their names on their complaints.
I will remember this era as the Era of Cowardice. When the many remained silent so they wouldn’t be criticized. https://twitter.com/dcexaminer/status/1485573060967243779
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People cannot see (or will not see) what is happening in real time to their country. You’re witnessing the final stages of a nation. Your nation. When huge percentages of the population distrust a nation’s institutions, it’s nearly impossible to put Humpty Dumpty back together.
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I don’t know. I can’t see the future. If I had to guess, I’d guess we do get to a point where it’s REALLY important to be in a red state. Provides some level of infrastructure and stability. That’s why I encourage people to move. https://twitter.com/BH4Life48/status/1486018475042689029
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The fake pollster Pfizer shrill is trying to troll Jesse Kelly.
😂😂😂 https://t.co/QXVExgJM04
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People cannot see (or will not see) what is happening in real time to their country. You’re witnessing the final stages of a nation. Your nation. When huge percentages of the population distrust a nation’s institutions, it’s nearly impossible to put Humpty Dumpty back together.
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There remains in the GOP an all-too-powerful strand of loser gene that thinks winning a midterm election for Republicans is even a minor step towards fixing what’s broken in the this country. It’s pathetic to watch. https://twitter.com/NotaMichigannut/status/1486015968937664518
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Elections in 2022 and 2024 are not enough. People in various levels of government and medicine must be put on trial for what they’ve done.
I’m not even kidding. They’re killing their own citizens, they’re doing it on purpose, and they’re doing it in plain view.
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The people responsible for this should be charged with attempted homicide, and if he dies, homicide. It would actually be appropriate to have military tribunals for doctors and administrators who discriminate against people based on vaccine status. https://t.co/cZVTSBLkjd
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It’s because 80% of all US dollars in existence. Have been printed in the last 22 months https://t.co/OMTa7dYMOD
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@JesseKellyDC "a service that uses trained journalists to rate news and information sites"
thats a scary fucking sentence right there
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Transparent as a window.
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Get your kids out of government schools. https://twitter.com/DeAngelisCorey/status/1485995901403418625
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Joe Biden is trying to kill his political opponents. https://twitter.com/healthyfla/status/1485813688967827461
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Imagine working to save lives for two years only to be fired for not following Biden's mandate, says @JesseKellyDC.
"The people who have done this to us, they need to be punished." https://t.co/EAeejCxK3c
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This post and the replies are a wonderful illustration of why the completely humorless left can't meme. It's glorious and @JesseKellyDC is genius for making it happen. https://t.co/e7u41UhbF4
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It would have been me but I lost both times I ran. https://twitter.com/LauraAn79091975/status/1485773725274365952
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Trust me, we’re over capacity on “women’s voices”. https://twitter.com/scherzayde/status/1485760531319324673
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I don’t care that Biden called Doocy a name.
I do care that the President of The United States lacks the cognitive ability to know what to say into a microphone. That’s....kind of big deal.
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The world watched in horror as MILLIONS of people died in WWI. When you read what people were thinking, it’s almost like they were in shock at the loss.
Not Lenin. He thought it was all fantastic. A great opportunity.
That’s communism. https://twitter.com/erickbrockway/status/1485742583124951040
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We let people who hate the country educate our children for 40 years. That’s how it happened. Now we have a nation run by people who hate the place. It’s really not more complicated than that. https://twitter.com/mombetweeting/status/1485740139800375298
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And I’ve worked hard to get women out of the workplace altogether. See? We’re kind of on the same side. https://twitter.com/deedee12456/status/1485739624442245120
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@JesseKellyDC @laurenboebert you're a sexist pig.
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When America is flooded with tens of millions of illegal immigrants, the communist knows it will eventually break the system. He also knows these people have no mooring to our founding and what we are.
That’s why he wants them here. It’s less work for him.
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: On and on and on. Every issue. The destruction is intentional. They’re not trying to fix the house like you are. This isn’t an argument over paint color. You’re worried about the paint. He’s in the living room with a bottle of lighter fluid and a box of matches.
That’s all.
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America isn’t losing its standing in the world by accident.
Cities aren’t releasing murderers to kill again by accident.
We didn’t take in 2 million illegals this year by accident.
The destruction is intentional. Wake up and grow up. This is all planned.
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: You have to understand the true evil of communism and how the communist looks at the world if you’re going to have any chance at stopping them.
These people believe everything you love is terrible and needs to be destroyed so they can rebuild the world into their utopia.
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You have to understand the true evil of communism and how the communist looks at the world if you’re going to have any chance at stopping them.
These people believe everything you love is terrible and needs to be destroyed so they can rebuild the world into their utopia.
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: When a felon gets out with no bail and murders someone in New York City, the communist who let him out doesn’t have regrets. He doesn’t see any problem at all. He knew that guy would kill again. That’s what he wanted. So you would feel afraid.
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When a felon gets out with no bail and murders someone in New York City, the communist who let him out doesn’t have regrets. He doesn’t see any problem at all. He knew that guy would kill again. That’s what he wanted. So you would feel afraid.
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: When America does foreign policy “blunder” that helps our enemies, it’s not a mistake. It’s not some “miscalculation”. The American communist looks at America the same way our enemies do: An evil place that needs to be knocked down a peg or two.
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When America does foreign policy “blunder” that helps our enemies, it’s not a mistake. It’s not some “miscalculation”. The American communist looks at America the same way our enemies do: An evil place that needs to be knocked down a peg or two.
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: When America is flooded with tens of millions of illegal immigrants, the communist knows it will eventually break the system. He also knows these people have no mooring to our founding and what we are.
That’s why he wants them here. It’s less work for him.
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America isn’t losing its standing in the world by accident.
Cities aren’t releasing murderers to kill again by accident.
We didn’t take in 2 million illegals this year by accident.
The destruction is intentional. Wake up and grow up. This is all planned.
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@BravoKiloActual Thanks for this gift.
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@JesseKellyDC @laurenboebert That is the most offensive thing you could do to a woman but obviously the idiot doesn't know better. WOW.. You must have low standards if she is the hottest. Wonder what dogs were also considered.
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According to Jen Psaki, you should just make your baby a margarita and then send her to kickboxing class. https://t.co/mcXQOUiVcq
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You know things are going poorly when you’re blaming the guy who hasn’t held office in over 30 years.
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.@SecYellen: Reagan’s “supply-side economics ... I see as having been a failed strategy for increasing growth" https://t.co/wdAJwz0mT0
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In this thread, @JesseKellyDC illustrates what a bunch of humorless, sanctimonious assholes left wingers are. https://t.co/FIpJcIhmge
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President Pfizer is worried about companies not competing with each other. https://twitter.com/potus/status/1485707957367156748
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@JesseKellyDC @laurenboebert And big congrats to Jesse Kelly for turning the sacred govt of the "greatest nation in the world" into the first year of Facebook when it was created as a rating system for teenagers; and for making appearance something to be desired for "public servants." What a travesty. Morons
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@JesseKellyDC @laurenboebert Whoever photoshopped this should be embarrassed. Nevermind the content.
You are accidentally the funniest GOP supporter on Twitter.
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@JesseKellyDC @laurenboebert When Jesse Kelly thinks Lauren BoebErt or BoebARt or without a T (we barely made it on the page) is so dumb that she won’t notice so no need to print a new one! After all she is a 🦞! https://t.co/JDUmSmlmpU
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Posted without comment. https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1485709280632352777/photo/1
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Love this one. https://t.co/aHlSmRcfwR
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: On a serious note: Start a podcast if you’re interested. I hear from so many people that they “don’t have anything good to listen to.”
Yes, there are tons of podcasts. But they mostly suck. There’s a vacuum out there for GOOD podcasts that entertain.
Might be you....
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"Stop funding these bureaucrats. Every time a Republican votes to support our continuing resolutions and our funding bills, they're voting to fund that FBI. They're voting to fund that Department of Education ..."
More from Rep Roy & @JesseKellyDC:
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Big congrats to @laurenboebert for taking home the gold on The Jesse Kelly Show Bipartisan Hottest Women in Congress List.
It was tough out there. Could have gone either way. But she earned her title.
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History lessons should be back soon. New fancy studio should be up and running Monday. No word yet if the portrait of myself that I requested is in yet. https://twitter.com/elliott_rocks/status/1485671006207369217
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People are always asking me what I’m listening to. Decided to try and help everyone out. Here’s a thread of my favorite shows. In order:
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: Love this one.
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People are always asking me what I’m listening to. Decided to try and help everyone out. Here’s a thread of my favorite shows. In order:
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CC: @KamalaHarris
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Everyone’s favorite Chili Cheese Fries on top of everyone’s favorite All-Beef Dog? Yes, it’s the Junkyard All-Beef Dog. And yes, this is real life. ✨ https://t.co/kcjCcDrFIz
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I agree. When I take power doctors who pushed covid panic porn and failed therapeutics will have their licenses revoked. Some will be put on trial. https://twitter.com/gorskon/status/1485528588036284417
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It’s time. It’s meme thread time. Do your worst.
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@cobracommandr15 @JesseKellyShow It’s so amazing
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I don’t think this one can be topped. What would YOU do with a ton of money? Nothing boring like paying bills 🤮 (@JesseKellyDC) https://t.co/8ni3MnW8PI
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I hate Joe Biden.
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Thirteen warriors. Dead. #BuildBackBetter https://t.co/tDWAmN5v2m
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PRO TIP: When you talk to women, always add “for a woman” at the end of sentences when you pay them compliments.
“You’re pretty smart for a woman.”
“You’re a good driver for a woman.”
They love that. Shows respect.
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Don’t risk your life for a deer. Bambi was a fake movie. They don’t really talk and act like that.
Good grief. https://twitter.com/DannyDeraney/status/1342156541663703041/video/1
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I hope you and Rich have a great life. https://t.co/JX1AXaQmG1
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They all thought they’d get their happy ending and the only one who did was @ericswalwell. https://twitter.com/michaelmalice/status/1484310223741341698
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Do you know who Walter Duranty is?
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Wish everyone would lay off @RBReich.
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We may never know his motive https://t.co/B5QPco6EQm
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Walk it off. https://twitter.com/CBSLA/status/1484279564423483395
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This tweet needs to be read by every Republican wondering why even we win elections we still lose in governing. https://t.co/MpwANW7d4m
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PRO TIP: That primary you’re ignoring is more important than the November election you’re looking forward to.
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You've spent the last 6 months trying to get unvaccinated people fired. https://t.co/uUV29lO5D0
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You might wonder why American educators are pushing Maoist techniques in American schools. Because they're Marxists, and because they work. https://t.co/GTZC5KJMEz
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What are they gonna do, make her a softball player? https://twitter.com/twitchyteam/status/1484277053730045954
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Lol! I didn’t rescue her. We didn’t know if she was dead or not. I’ll tell the story again tonight.
Man, I miss those flip flops though. https://twitter.com/tweetalanwright/status/1484271083641475075
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Not sure that’s how you spell that word. Unless you’re talking about Kamala. https://twitter.com/strongte/status/1484266384326414337
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If we’re working alongside the Italian Navy, shouldn’t we just send submarines? https://twitter.com/navalnewscom/status/1484186852500201472
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They should continue to treat their customers like shit. That’ll help. https://t.co/AvV2VFEbx0
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Italians. https://twitter.com/davidwebbshow/status/1483860933785137152
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Joe Biden is President and the middle class is being destroyed by inflation.
Why would they want the thing that gave them those things to end? https://twitter.com/ashleyafrawley/status/1484125463991697412
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Something gonna get broke alright https://t.co/8GU2uiYiwb
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"We have to break through this idea that kids belong to their parents, or kids belong to their families".
https://t.co/BmDSn3B6Gf
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And no one is happier with Biden’s pathetically weak stance on Ukraine than China. If Russia invades Ukraine, there’s nothing stopping China from moving to take Taiwan. https://t.co/A4tM9pxojl
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We all know what happened with Biden’s idiotic Russia remark. That’s something he’s discussed privately with his advisors and he lacks the brain power to stop himself from saying it publicly and giving away our strategy.
Joe Biden is an national security risk.
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Is this when you tell her you love her and beg her forgiveness and promise you’ll never ever do it again? https://t.co/G19gj7016J
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“Kids belong to whole communities.” Right. Mao & Pol Pot also believed this. The idea has been used to justify every form of atrocity against children imaginable. Nope. Not happening here. This is my hill https://t.co/ECosc0luWe
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"We have to break through this idea that kids belong to their parents, or kids belong to their families".
https://t.co/BmDSn3B6Gf
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.@JesseKellyDC is my spirit animal with an audience! https://t.co/F7EmbSbVbA
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PRO TIP: That primary you’re ignoring is more important than the November election you’re looking forward to.
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If you're not going to vote in the primaries you have no business complaining about "RINOs" https://t.co/5PCXd6w4Mr
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Yet, almost none of our colleagues will promote primary challengers on their shows. The difference between a DeSantis and a standard Republican is exponentially greater than the difference between a standard R and D. And with covid fascism, there is almost no difference. https://t.co/2AYcEt7cLs
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PRO TIP: That primary you’re ignoring is more important than the November election you’re looking forward to.
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Blue check journos mock @JesseKellyDC for calling these bags of trash “communists.”
What exactly would you call this? https://t.co/YhuFek0u1Z
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"We have to break through this idea that kids belong to their parents, or kids belong to their families".
https://t.co/BmDSn3B6Gf
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PRO TIP: That primary you’re ignoring is more important than the November election you’re looking forward to.
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What a relief https://t.co/hRSMR5g66y
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A whole bunch of people who know that they won't have to fight are trying to get us into another war. Some things never change.
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Bait Hook https://twitter.com/realchrisrufo/status/1484232185695637515/photo/1
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We all know what happened with Biden’s idiotic Russia remark. That’s something he’s discussed privately with his advisors and he lacks the brain power to stop himself from saying it publicly and giving away our strategy.
Joe Biden is an national security risk.
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@BravoKiloActual Lol! Same one.
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I have done the best I can to raise disciplined, well-mannered sons.
The disrespect they consistently show to an open bag of chips makes me question everything.
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Watch it with the sound on. Even if you think you know what she will say. We have done very bad things to children. Listen to it. https://t.co/HCK7aaPVPA
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Very impressed by this world leader. My show has reached out to see if she wants to come in studio for an interview. https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1484171132144078855
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I’m so doing this. https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1484165478188732417
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They deserve better than what they got. https://twitter.com/12hourflower/status/1484001298768961537
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You’ll be locked up when I take power. We may not even have a trial. https://twitter.com/AlexandraChalup/status/1483648006880731140
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I is a little. https://twitter.com/janise62794570/status/1483964379137781763
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President Dementia gets up today and makes no apologies for getting them killed. Damn right I read their names. What a piece of crap he is. https://twitter.com/elliott_rocks/status/1483958010531627008
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Bullying communists is my favorite pastime. https://twitter.com/cosmicfunpalace/status/1483955393080401933
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Why would I care what you do or don’t appreciate? https://twitter.com/lisa58073057/status/1483953269399429120
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Sorry, if you’ve experienced a loved one with dementia, that presser was just painful.
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@JesseKellyDC @Patriot_Girl_TX @Timcast All you have to do to confirm what Jesse says is true is to look at the recent polling of lefties on what should be done to the unvaccinated. And, that's what they were willing to admit publicly. Imagine what they don't say.
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Much as it pains me to say it, it’s time for President Dome. This guy’s dementia is gonna get us in a hot war. https://twitter.com/alexbward/status/1483942845396537351
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Pick a station. Any station. https://www.jessekellyshow.com/howtolisten/ https://twitter.com/ijn/status/1483936051685396482
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When Biden asks the reporters if they want him to go another hour in the press conference, not thinking they’d say yes https://t.co/Cyois9OIGc
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The Jesse Kelly Show starts in 8 minutes. Man, it’s gonna be more fun than usual. Thanks Joe! https://twitter.com/ajenn1301/status/1483935271108296704
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Remember when Trump would answer media questions every single day? No teleprompter. No pre-selected list. He’d just stroll right up to a group of communist journalists and start firing away.
Man, times have changed.
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I’m tempted to call the Biden presidency “elder abuse,” but the guy’s just such a vile piece of shit.
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@JonathanAEvers @benshapiro Oh crap. It was! Oh well. Still a good line. Good on Ben.
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This right here is why I absolutely LOVE that over half the country thinks the 2020 election was stolen. True or not. I’m glad people think that. These people spent 4 years telling the country Russia stole 2016. They’ll question every election they lose. Forever.
Do the same. https://twitter.com/greg_price11/status/1483915063291531267
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All ideologies aside, this Biden presser should serve as an example to all of the danger of living in a bubble and surrounding yourself with people who live in that same bubble.
This is an administration that seems to have no idea what people are going through.
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Maybe cause he’s nursing a newborn, Dana. Have some empathy. https://twitter.com/dloesch/status/1483836158476009479
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People act as if I’m supposed to be surprised @Timcast has been swatted twice.
Communists want you dead. American communists are no different. The people you share a country with would have you murdered without hesitation for opposing their religion.
Grow up and accept it.
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I do watch the news and no I’m not. I’ve never even met Serious. Why? Does she want to? https://twitter.com/lessard_wendy/status/1483904427794866177
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NOT INVITED ON BEHALF OF THE UYGHURS https://twitter.com/mschlapp/status/1483886035654303751/photo/1
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I long for the good old days when you’d walk around Manhattan and see people shitting on the street instead of shooting up heroine.
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@AetiusRF @25th_Prestige Lol!!
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You keep using that word “democracy.” I’m not sure it means what you think it means. https://twitter.com/michaeljknowles/status/1483829148699222017/photo/1
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The email says “New Message from Fred Guttenberg.” You created a fake email account to pose as me and then emailed yourself vile things. What are you doing? https://t.co/mzyZ8si51X
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@JesseKellyDC You mean Nick Saban doesn’t want to be seen as a racist like Jesse Kelly.
I would imagine being anti-racist IS good for recruiting.
#VotingRights #QAnonCult
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PRO TIP: Nick Saban isn’t in favor of “voting rights”. Nick Saban is in favor of signing another #1 recruiting class full of black 17 year olds who run 4.3 40s. So he has to do the white savior thing just like he did with the Black Lives Matter idiocy. https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1483569891299016706
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The wife: “You drive like you’re in charge of everyone else”
I don’t even know what that means.
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The @JesseKellyDC doctrine https://t.co/kJuWz8ET86
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This is some @JesseKellyDC shit 😂 https://twitter.com/AnnaDsays/status/1483855329100279809/photo/1
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How broken is America?
Well, we have two major parties. One of them is currently in power and they’re not very popular. So they’re trying to pass a federal bill that would let them cheat on elections.
And it’s not even treated like a big deal.
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I just hope our Navy is diverse enough to handle this. https://twitter.com/sashaingber/status/1483511666721665027
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@JesseKellyDC i'll bet. god forbid you live up to task condition and standard without giving away your position from a kilometer away you fucking remf ass donut
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American Gestapo: The FBI is supposed to protect Americans from terror attacks and foreign powers — so why is targeting US presidents, journalists, protestors, and parents?
Check out my new episode of 'Over the Target'
https://t.co/4t2ieaOkSN
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This world that has my friends @LeeSmithDC, @AmandaMilius, and @TuckerCarlson working together is one that gives me hope. We’ve got some really good people on our side.
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Exciting news! Working with genius filmmaker @AmandaMilius and her great crew is a thrill and an honor! https://t.co/5vbHGkReuw
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You know the play here, right?
Democrats are saying our "democracy is on the line" if this stupid bill doesn't pass.
The bill won't pass.
And then when they get CREAMED in November, they will say the election wasn't legitimate.
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Do you ever doubt yourself? I do all of the time.
23 years of work between these pictures. 23 YEARS! It is all about consistency and learning. https://t.co/XfY0HAU57W
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He's a national treasure. https://t.co/8gVibzsBpH
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Imagine if @DonaldJTrumpJr had a journal and someone got their hands on it. Stelter inspects it to see if it’s valid, can’t verify it, so he leaves it with who has it.
Then President Trump’s FBI raids Stelter’s home and takes his phone.
That’s what’s happening to James O’Keefe.
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Great thread https://t.co/gB19NjTUIk
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CC: @womensmarch https://twitter.com/NisadMurad/status/1483790796805521408
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Sorry about that. https://twitter.com/wheelmanforhire/status/1483629540400316419
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Sorry for breaking down complicated voting stuff. Nbd. https://twitter.com/jessekellyshow/status/1483617372028080128
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Why do we need a “voting rights” bill if “2020 was the fairest election in history”?
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@JesseKellyDC Congress is a huge caucus measuring contest. 😆
I'm dead ☠️
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People keep asking me if I’ll give the FBI credit for killing that guy who took the synagogue hostages and of course the answer is ‘Yes’!
I love when terrorists fight each other.
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@JesseKellyDC Jesse reminds me of my grandma. She always stirs the pot of shit and then asks, in a somewhat puzzled way: What's that smell??
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We finally found something Kamala should be put in charge of. https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1483534323382947842
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We were about a week into the Iraq invasion. Bunch of patriotic, proud grunt Marines. We all had big American flags flying from our AMTRACs.
Word came down from on high that we were to take down and stash our flags. We were stunned. Most revealing moment of my life. https://twitter.com/fite4liberty/status/1483470291393257474
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Drives me crazy how people think they need to put their good deeds all over social media for clout. Hello. That’s what you’re SUPPOSED to do.
I just helped the vending machine guy pick up the Cokes he dropped. You don’t see me out here bragging.
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This is why it’s so hard to connect with Italians. https://twitter.com/michaelmalice/status/1483498096847986691
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Gonna give one to my sons anyway. I’ve always wanted them to have big hearts. https://twitter.com/reuters/status/1483556120178397185
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Don’t worry about. It won’t ever apply to you. https://twitter.com/bryansalz/status/1483536230851751938
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Anyone remember when Pete buttigiege did this to connect to black voters? https://twitter.com/metal_gear88/status/1483530280883339266/photo/1
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I'll be joining @JesseKellyDC on @TheFirstonTV at 9:40 ET, 6:40 PT. You will likely hear a clip of my conversation with former Afghan VP @AmrullahSaleh2 who I interviewed for my Blood on my Hands Video. Powerful words he has.
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#TheSkyisGreen https://twitter.com/wil_da_beast630/status/1483203397474000898
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Beltway Republicans: “There was absolutely no cheating in the 2020 election. Quit being a conspiracy theorist.”
Democrats in 2022: “The only way we can win is to pass this.....voting rights bill.”
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: Democrats cheat in every election. Every single one. Anyone who knows big city politics knows this to be true.
The only argument you can make is the SCALE of the cheating.
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Beltway Republicans: “There was absolutely no cheating in the 2020 election. Quit being a conspiracy theorist.”
Democrats in 2022: “The only way we can win is to pass this.....voting rights bill.”
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they didn't learn anything from Virginia. https://twitter.com/DeAngelisCorey/status/1482856890430328842/photo/1
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846 people were murdered in Chicago last year.
4,542 were shot.
No one is having a “conversation” about that. It’s like it never even happened. https://t.co/qy2euaMBUM
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We just had a national conversation on race. We blamed the cops and Aunt Jemima. Now black people are being slaughtered in cities in record numbers.
Please, for the sake of black people, no more national conversations on race. https://t.co/2DQOz5vVpq
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Y’all are gonna have more shots than Sonny Corleone before this is over. https://twitter.com/TheInsiderPaper/status/1483171819767177225
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We just had a national conversation on race. We blamed the cops and Aunt Jemima. Now black people are being slaughtered in cities in record numbers.
Please, for the sake of black people, no more national conversations on race. https://twitter.com/walshfreedom/status/1483281102907211779
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i think people underestimate how broken the entire political and culture system is right now
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China makes your movies. They run your sports leagues. When you send little Aiden and Jayden off to college, China is there teaching them to hate you. Their spies bang our congressmen on the Intelligence Committee. They buy our land.
An embarrassing national security failure. https://twitter.com/jerrydunleavy/status/1483197875748278279
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-Russian collusion
-January 6th
-Vaccine stops the spread
-white supremacy
Countless other things. Too many to name. You don’t have to hate the American communist. But you do have to accept that he lives in an alternate reality where up is down and left is right.
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I see the final variant of coronavirus is here. https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1483425033376747521
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CDC admission was timed to give SCOTUS the extra data point that Covid isn’t as deadly as promoted. The Biden administration doesn’t want the mandate upheld. Upholding it hurts biz & people & midterm chances. Strikedown actually helps them, but they won’t admit it.
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@wayofftheres I’m ready to dig in.
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@JesseKellyDC "History uses people and then discards them." -GWF Hegel
Mix that view into toxic megalomania posing as entitled elitism, and there you go.
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I’m gonna laugh and mock you when you die. I might take an ad out in the LA Times specifically laughing at your death. https://t.co/ZNedi58rZ8
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: I don’t know a lot about much, but I know a LOT about communism. I’ve read inhuman amounts on it. And I still cannot figure out how they get to the point so quickly where human death and suffering simply means nothing to them. That’s....something people are supposed to have.
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I’m gonna laugh and mock you when you die. I might take an ad out in the LA Times specifically laughing at your death. https://twitter.com/hiltzikm/status/1480632401952841735
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Remember these gems?
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Not to insult anyone else, but it feels good to do a show where my listeners are willing to take on the tough issues.
Also, the answer is ‘Yes’.
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They shredded your life for two years and none of them lived by their own rules. They lined their pockets and partied in Florida and lived like kings. It’s not “mature” to let that go without a reckoning. It’s weak and pathetic and inviting them to do it again. https://twitter.com/apokerplayer/status/1480632339772284929
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Will we still get a trophy? https://t.co/yabqG9PBx8
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Um, I don’t know who AB is and I don’t think anyone struggles with logic. Well, the men don’t anyway. I think you got the wrong guy. https://twitter.com/hood_proud/status/1480619928927539200
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Trudeau: "How aboot a handshake, President Bolsonaro?"
Bolsonaro: 🖕
https://twitter.com/TheJuggernaut88/status/1479609108760129536/video/1
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Over 75% of people who died of covid had four of more comorbidites.
Nearly 80% of people hospitalized with covid were overweight or obese.
Society responded by locking down the country, keeping children out of school, and making it illegal to go to the gym.
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This won’t happen in Washington. GOP state AGs need to file criminal charges against these monsters. https://t.co/v5DnJ7stsD
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The unbridled hatred you should feel for the politicians, bureaucrats, and CEOs who ripped up your life for two years over a lie should be palpable. For them. These people should publicly shamed. They should be shouted down. Some, should be put on trial.
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Watch and see the reaction from the Western world as it’s slowly revealed to them they’ve been lied to for two years.
It will tell you all you need to know about our future prospects.
Jesse Kelly
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: The unbridled hatred you should feel for the politicians, bureaucrats, and CEOs who ripped up your life for two years over a lie should be palpable. For them. These people should publicly shamed. They should be shouted down. Some, should be put on trial.
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Watch and see the reaction from the Western world as it’s slowly revealed to them they’ve been lied to for two years.
It will tell you all you need to know about our future prospects.
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@StillCrankyAF Lol!! Delete this.
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Creedence Clearwater Revival had easily as many good jams as The Beatles and they get 1/100th the respect.
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There are monsters who walk among us. https://twitter.com/erictwbb/status/1479541703464079361
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@JesseKellyDC So much for the “Once a Marine always a Marine.” Your disingenuous self serving rhetoric is in direct conflict with the oath you once took and the values of the USMC. You are an embarrassment to all who serve.
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PRO TIP: Sonia Sotomayor isn’t dumb. She isn’t ignorant. She’s a communist activist pretending to be a SCOTUS justice. She knows full well what she said was a lie.
But communists are not held back by the truth or shame because they have no moral grounding outside of communism.
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#TheSkyIsGreen https://twitter.com/electionwiz/status/1479527644098142211
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Would like to give a shout-out to @TomCottonAR who jumps all over this woke military stuff the second he hears about it. Glad some people are taking this as seriously as they should. https://twitter.com/bravokiloactual/status/1479522238495961096
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Are you free or are you a government servant? Only you can make that decision. I choose to be free. https://twitter.com/checkngin/status/1479517495799296004
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I don’t care what the Supreme Court says about COVID mandates because I’m a free American who understands any government institution trying to force me to take something I don’t want is an illegitimate institution. And my enemy.
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Remember that Joe Biden is so potentially compromised by the communist Chinese, with hard evidence and witnesses to prove it, that at no other point in history could he even get a security clearance. https://t.co/A4M7t5VWZj
Jesse Kelly
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: Remember when Darrell Brooks mowed down a bunch of white people in a Christmas parade after the media said the Rittenhouse verdict was about white supremacy? Brooks is on the left. Jackson Sparks is on the right. He was 8. His family just had Christmas without him.
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Look how mad the communists get when you don’t talk about what they want to talk about.
Set your own narrative. Stop playing defense. Play offense. https://twitter.com/gamedadjp/status/1479100204007706632
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Remember when 14,000 Haitians amassed on our border and we woke up one day and they were gone and it turns out Joe Biden just let them all in the country? https://t.co/Y3AoM8nKia
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: Remember that Joe Biden is so potentially compromised by the communist Chinese, with hard evidence and witnesses to prove it, that at no other point in history could he even get a security clearance. https://nypost.com/2021/11/28/chinese-titan-lavished-hunter-biden-with-3-carat-gem-offer-of-30-million/
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Remember how the corrupt FBI classified this not as a terrorist attack, which it OBVIOUSLY was, but as "suicide by cop?" https://t.co/v4Pt83hvzY
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Remember when this guy was so inspired by the rhetoric of Bernie Sanders that he picked up a weapon and tried to assassinate a bunch of Republican congressmen? https://t.co/zNKmxWALKQ
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Remember when this guy was so inspired by the rhetoric of Bernie Sanders that he picked up a weapon and tried to assassinate a bunch of Republican congressmen? https://t.co/zNKmxWALKQ
Jesse Kelly
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: Remember when 14,000 Haitians amassed on our border and we woke up one day and they were gone and it turns out Joe Biden just let them all in the country?
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@JesseKellyDC Remember when Jessica Doty Whitaker was murdered by BLM terrorists for having the audacity of saying "all lives matter"?
https://t.co/XeUPO0ekC1
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Remember when Jake Gardner was attacked by Black Lives Matter animals and he defended himself and killed one but then a communist tried to burn him for it anyway and this Iraq veteran killed himself? https://t.co/B6bMGYpg7E
Jesse Kelly
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: Remember when this guy was so inspired by the rhetoric of Bernie Sanders that he picked up a weapon and tried to assassinate a bunch of Republican congressmen?
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Remember when they told you a bunch of Right wingers tried to kidnap the governor of Michigan and it turned out it was one gigantic FBI plot? https://t.co/ttvRDCguAR
Jesse Kelly
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: Remember when Jake Gardner was attacked by Black Lives Matter animals and he defended himself and killed one but then a communist tried to burn him for it anyway and this Iraq veteran killed himself? https://www.npr.org/sections/live-updates-protests-for-racial-justice/2020/09/21/915266044/omaha-bar-owner-has-died-by-suicide-after-he-was-charged-in-shooting-of-black-ma
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This is the way.
Everyone needs to follow @JesseKellyDC lead. https://t.co/WoNBDLidtW
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Are you ok Joe Biden getting 13 of our warriors killed and then incinerating 10 innocent people afterwards?
Also, did you think you were gonna make me take about what you wanted me to talk about?
This isn’t the GOP. This is The New Right. https://t.co/wWaJHnsRUG
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Remember when Joe Biden had these warriors standing outside a freaking airport in crowds and then some ISIS dirt bag blew them up?
Joe Biden did that. https://t.co/Tdx5mnq1DV
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: Remember when they told you a bunch of Right wingers tried to kidnap the governor of Michigan and it turned out it was one gigantic FBI plot? https://wwmt.com/news/local/defense-attorney-fbi-agents-were-the-moving-forces-behind-whitmer-kidnapping-plot
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@JesseKellyDC Take time today to remember the lives lost by murder, in our blue-state cities, due to the defending of police, following the domestic terrorism riots of Black Lives Matters and Antifa.
#RememberWhen
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Remember when ANTIFA murdered a Trump supporter in the streets? https://t.co/poCAbe7DD1
Jesse Kelly
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: Remember when Joe Biden had these warriors standing outside a freaking airport in crowds and then some ISIS dirt bag blew them up?
Joe Biden did that.
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I’m not going to spend the day talking about the Reichstag fire the communists want me talking about. I’m gonna spend the day talking about what he DOESN’T want me talking about.
Remember the sham Mueller investigation?
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: Remember when ANTIFA murdered a Trump supporter in the streets? https://www.voanews.com/a/usa_race-america_antifa-protester-implicated-killing-trump-supporter-oregon/6195248.html
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I’m not going to spend the day talking about the Reichstag fire the communists want me talking about. I’m gonna spend the day talking about what he DOESN’T want me talking about.
Remember the sham Mueller investigation?
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NEW: @lapublichealth will require all employers to provide employees working indoors with “well fitting medical grade masks, surgical masks, or higher level respirators such as N95 or KN95 masks” by January 17th because “vaccinations alone aren’t sufficient to prevent spread.” https://t.co/BgqCqIW24q
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Are you ok Joe Biden getting 13 of our warriors killed and then incinerating 10 innocent people afterwards?
Also, did you think you were gonna make me take about what you wanted me to talk about?
This isn’t the GOP. This is The New Right. https://twitter.com/bjohnse19/status/1478894426504282113
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@InezFeltscher I’m a humble guy.
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Garlic knots at Papa John’s or Jalapeño Cheese Bombers at Church’s Chicken https://twitter.com/don_wheezy/status/1478887544817434624
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5 things I can talk about for 30 minutes without any preparation
1. Building sheds
2. Underrated menu items
3. Where to buy tall clothes
4. The perfect cheeseburger
5. Myself https://twitter.com/snakeeater36/status/1478885092261040130
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Respect for my man @RepSwalwell. He ain’t worried about coronavirus. Remember Fang Fang? Once you’ve skinny dipped in the Yangtze River, you’re not sweating a little chest cold. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10372009/Eric-Swalwell-seen-maskless-Miami-blaming-GOP-prolonging-pandemic.html
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Kamala can. https://twitter.com/caroljsroth/status/1478813646507556870
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@braxton_mccoy I’m so honored. For you.
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-Eggs are bad for you
-Margarine is healthier than butter
-Low-fat is good for you
-Get most of your carb calories from grain
If you trusted the government's nutrition advice for the past 3 decades, you're probably a mess.
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Go on. https://twitter.com/Michael93105/status/1478799673645158402
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My kids are going to school maskless tomorrow for the first time since March 2020. My 6yo doesn’t remember not wearing a mask in class. I’m excited for this but still so mad that a different 6yo will wear their stupid, useless, mask to school tomorrow in Brooklyn. It’s wrong.
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The Republic of Jesse will be a lot of things. “Inclusive” won’t be one of them.
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Fully integrating women into the US military had been a disaster of epic proportions, everyone knows it, and nothing will change because this society has decided to remain “inclusive” unto death.
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Especially when he clocks in every day at the FBI.
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Been one year since the pipe bombs were planted at the DNC and RNC. How is it possible that the FBI has not been able to identify down who this person is? https://t.co/PPBtKkKP23
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PRO TIP: All the January 6th stuff this week is a distraction technique because the communists are under water on every single issue that matters to Americans. They’re trying to turn your head away from real problems.
Stop letting them set the narrative.
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Get into my car and the first thing I hear when I turn it on is @JesseKellyDC with:
WE KNOW THAT IF YOU’RE FAT, YOU’RE MORE LIKELY TO GET CORONAVIRUS. AND YOU SHUT DOWN THE GYMS?!
Classic Kelly. Man knows stuff.
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Remember it. Never https://twitter.com/freedomcaucus44/status/1466620745618903043
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@justinbaragona @JesseKellyDC is always right. https://twitter.com/realCalamityJen/status/1466625263588896773/video/1
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@MichaelBerrySho @TuckerCarlson Owe you for all of it.
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Ask me how sorry I am. https://twitter.com/justinbaragona/status/1466581067222110208
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.@JesseKellyDC says to make people hate the country you have to make the country hateable and that’s what the media is trying to do. https://t.co/C8h3qoBRr7
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I know. https://twitter.com/jsaywhatever/status/1466584955429949440
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I love my job. https://twitter.com/tpostmillennial/status/1466580482561347590
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“The second the media sees something they can paint as a hate crime they’re going to swan dive in like Whoopi Goldberg in a pool of marshmallow cream”
- @JesseKellyDC 🏆
(On Jussie Smollett)
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That reminds me, I’ll be on @FoxNews with @TuckerCarlson tonight at 8:00 ET. Talking Jussie Smollett. Man, that’s gonna be fun. https://t.co/HdkUwgj2sA
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: Only a few more minutes?! I can’t wait. You’ll do so great. You always do.
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Get your kids out of government schools.
Cc: @JesseKellyDC https://t.co/j3DVG5BIIA
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Chicago Public Schools announced new rules, removing gendered bathrooms. This is not going to end well. https://t.co/1hFb7e1CDZ
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McCarthy claimed communists were taking over the American media, Hollywood, and education. So......yeah..... https://twitter.com/msnbc/status/1466485588350152712
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Gemma Roberts, 35, suffered eight cardiac arrests while in a coma after contracting COVID-19 and still requires oxygen to walk.
She is now battling long COVID and is urging others to get vaccinated.
Read more: https://t.co/IxKIBmv6b1 https://t.co/pHesAQZvo2
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@ClayTravis What a legend.
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You think you’re stressed about it? Have some sympathy for the dozen guys who are gonna need to take the paternity test. https://twitter.com/katiehill4ca/status/1466111791965028359
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The United States is sitting on a 200-year supply of oil.
The only reason we have an energy crisis is because of a guy named Joseph R. Biden.
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During the Six Day War, Biden was a 25 year-old in his second year of law school, where he'd already plagiarized a law review article. https://t.co/b7HNqhcYZf
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Tucker’s facial expressions when he’s waiting, wondering what you’ll say next are worth watching. https://t.co/YJxN9RQuKQ
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That reminds me, I’ll be on @FoxNews with @TuckerCarlson tonight at 8:00 ET. Talking Jussie Smollett. Man, that’s gonna be fun. https://t.co/HdkUwgj2sA
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#TheSkyIsGreen https://twitter.com/dccc/status/1466494036630544394
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That reminds me, I’ll be on @FoxNews with @TuckerCarlson tonight at 8:00 ET. Talking Jussie Smollett. Man, that’s gonna be fun. https://twitter.com/digielon/status/1466517718853558272
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I don’t know what the middle ground is between a completely free press and one that’s controlled by the state. But I do know that what we have now absolutely does not work. Our media is hastening the destruction of the nation. There has to be a better way. No clue what that is.
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I continue to pray for the family of this beautiful boy and for all of the wounded, suffering and grieving victims of the evil #WaukeshaChristmasParade murderer. https://t.co/E0upE2eGEJ
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They've been doing it for 100 years and are incredibly devious, deceitful, patient, forward-looking and above-all single-mindedly committed. https://t.co/gjqnKhMMCS
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From the very beginning, the communist has always been better at two things: Propaganda & Intelligence/Infiltration. That’s not really debatable. What I’ve never been able to figure out is WHY they’re so much better at it.
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I like when abortion gets back in the news because the communists start talking about it and it reminded me that we’re fighting against monsters who can never be allowed to take complete power.
Stay in the game. You don’t want this demon leading your country. https://twitter.com/mediaite/status/1466440612815716357
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From the very beginning, the communist has always been better at two things: Propaganda & Intelligence/Infiltration. That’s not really debatable. What I’ve never been able to figure out is WHY they’re so much better at it.
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Everyone freaking out about the Omicron variant when the doctor who discovered it is on camera saying it’s not a big deal sums up our COVID response from the beginning just perfectly.
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That Soros has been allowed to sow as much unrest and death on American soil as he has is ironclad proof that we do not have much longer as a nation.
No empire in history would permit some foreign-born rich guy to meddle in its affairs. Not one. All would have solved the problem
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BREAKING: New documents show Darrell Brooks was assessed a 6/6 risk to the public but the DA let him out anyway due to bail reform and criminal justice policies https://t.co/1VGm7F7S8d
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This is Jackson Sparks. He was 8 years old. He’s dead now and you’re responsible for it. Darrell Brooks was inspired by your constant anti-white rhetoric. So he got in a SUV and ran over this little boy. You and everyone who talks like you killed him. Live with that. https://twitter.com/aoc/status/1466058094304239618 https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1466444260660629504/photo/1
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What in the fresh hell is this https://t.co/hfP8VlrDZ4
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@AmieWohrer @catturd2 Lol!!
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You’re not a terrorist. You’re an America-hating, Jew-hating communist with terrorist sympathies. A sane country would have deported you back to the dump you came from. Instead, you walk the halls of Congress and try to destroy this country from within. https://twitter.com/ilhanmn/status/1464303697832431621
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https://twitter.com/WarPath2pt0/status/1464620273852948485/photo/1
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@OsteriaTristan She killed herself, if memory serves. Shot herself in her car. Do I have that right?
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Many did. Terrible. But some things you can’t come back from. https://twitter.com/wendybird441/status/1464663741153300483
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The Marine Raiders in WWII did incredible things. 700 of them landed on Guadalcanal behind enemy lines and trailed a unit of 2500 Japanese. For a month. They just annihilated the unit. Amazing stuff. “Carlson’s Patrol” is something your kids should be learning in school. https://twitter.com/jazzdeeapple/status/1464649651991240711
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It’s not wild at all. The American media actively cheerleads for their opponents on the Right to be murdered. They are a hostile, insurgent force in this country.
They’re not “biased”. They’re a national security threat that endangers the very existence of our nation. https://twitter.com/thomasfincher1/status/1464641541197156367
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@JesseKellyDC @JesseKellyDC note the date. This was sent to my grandmother regarding my Uncle Tom, a WWII Pacific War Marine vet ( every time I read this I get choked up, imagining what he must have seen and went through ): https://t.co/69BJayigIm
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Has anyone heard President Biden issue a statement regarding the Waukesha Christmas parade mass murderer?
Did I miss it? https://t.co/Nd92wNu5FL
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They won’t stop either. Doesn’t matter how much we complain. They love it. Joe Biden hasn’t even made a statement about the largest domestic terrorist attack in some time. Didn’t even offer condolences. This is beyond outrageous.
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Build a huge sanctuary for homeless, abused, unadoptable, abandoned, senior and special needs dogs & cats. With an animal hospital on site. Airplanes to pick up new residents. Hire the best people in the world to run it. https://t.co/7qNtOk7f7H
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What’s something cool you’d do if you had a billion dollars?
Cause I’d rent a huge yacht, invite my boys on it, and go on a WWII tour through the Pacific. And I mean every island. Finish at Japan. Professional guides and everything. Man, that would be epic.
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Nor I. There should be more monuments for those men. https://twitter.com/wtbss/status/1464647368750604301
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America: “Diversity is our strength!”
China & Russia: “Hypersonic missiles that can turn DC and NYC to ash are ours.” https://twitter.com/mailonline/status/1464645220130344968
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@HAv2RtrnVdeoTps Man, it would. I’ve dreamt of it for years.
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@YeomansPlay So well done.
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@JesseKellyDC Put on my music festival. Pick the bands that I want and make them play the songs that I want to hear. Have restaurants I want (White Castle) cater it. And there would be a restroom reserved just for me every 100 yards or so.
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I was. But there are Marines and then there are WWII Pacific Marines. I’m not fit to shine their boots. Incredible men. Haunted for a lifetime by what they went through. Imagine still waking up with night terrors in your 80s. https://twitter.com/eawhite09/status/1464642988546551808
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@emzanotti @NathanMartin Well, same. But I’m talking “Walk the Kokota Track” kind of tours. Real detailed stuff. Not just the high points. Would probably be tough to find guides for that.
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@JesseKellyDC I would hire a full time entire symphony orchestra and have them travel around the world, and wherever Henry Kissinger was speaking, they would flash mob him by performing "The Imperial March" from Star Wars.... every single time he showed his face in public...That's what I'd do!
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@iamten96 @MonicaCrowley Oh that would be sick.
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Build a gothic style Catholic Church where only the Latin mass is performed. And build a matching gothic library to house western civilization history and knowledge. https://t.co/qNlm6CqovX
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What’s something cool you’d do if you had a billion dollars?
Cause I’d rent a huge yacht, invite my boys on it, and go on a WWII tour through the Pacific. And I mean every island. Finish at Japan. Professional guides and everything. Man, that would be epic.
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I would buy Obama’s neighborhood and open a chicken farm https://t.co/4rutgOCGku
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What’s something cool you’d do if you had a billion dollars?
Cause I’d rent a huge yacht, invite my boys on it, and go on a WWII tour through the Pacific. And I mean every island. Finish at Japan. Professional guides and everything. Man, that would be epic.
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@JesseKellyDC I’d want to see every big college football stadium. Like, follow College Game Day every weekend.
I’d want to visit Normandy, and the Coliseum in Rome.
Set up camp in Monaco and enjoy retirement
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I’d load up my 10 best friends in my Gulf stream 650 and fly to every top 100 golf course in the country. https://t.co/i6DIlaWare
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What’s something cool you’d do if you had a billion dollars?
Cause I’d rent a huge yacht, invite my boys on it, and go on a WWII tour through the Pacific. And I mean every island. Finish at Japan. Professional guides and everything. Man, that would be epic.
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@MonicaCrowley Can you even imagine? If you had the money and time to plan that trip out and do it right, just incredible.
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What’s something cool you’d do if you had a billion dollars?
Cause I’d rent a huge yacht, invite my boys on it, and go on a WWII tour through the Pacific. And I mean every island. Finish at Japan. Professional guides and everything. Man, that would be epic.
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They won’t stop either. Doesn’t matter how much we complain. They love it. Joe Biden hasn’t even made a statement about the largest domestic terrorist attack in some time. Didn’t even offer condolences. This is beyond outrageous.
Jesse Kelly
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: So no, I will never police the rhetoric from my side. I’ll never care about anything they do. Go get 15 DUIs for all I care. I know the game we’re in now and I know what it means if our enemies win.
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So no, I will never police the rhetoric from my side. I’ll never care about anything they do. Go get 15 DUIs for all I care. I know the game we’re in now and I know what it means if our enemies win.
Jesse Kelly
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: Death and misery comes with these people. Death and misery.
Never let them have complete power or your kid’s kids will still be paying for it.
That’s all.
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A racist black nationalist just mowed down over 40 white people with his SUV and he did it on purpose and he did it after a national media backlash to an obvious trial verdict where they once again demonized white people.
Do not ever ask me to demonize “dangerous rhetoric”.
Jesse Kelly
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: Communist rhetoric almost killed Steve Scalise. Communist rhetoric killed 6 people in Waukesha. Including an 8 year old boy.
Communist rhetoric kills people. They have dehumanized you in the minds of tens of millions of Americans.
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Communist rhetoric almost killed Steve Scalise. Communist rhetoric killed 6 people in Waukesha. Including an 8 year old boy.
Communist rhetoric kills people. They have dehumanized you in the minds of tens of millions of Americans.
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: “Nazi”
“White supremacist”
These things have been repeated for years now by the American communists. Words are powerful. Words have an affect on the mind. That’s why propaganda works. It’s why advertising works.
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“Nazi”
“White supremacist”
These things have been repeated for years now by the American communists. Words are powerful. Words have an affect on the mind. That’s why propaganda works. It’s why advertising works.
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: Weak, violent minds will respond to these words and people will die. The communist knows this. That’s why he does it. He wants to hurt you for what you believe.
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Weak, violent minds will respond to these words and people will die. The communist knows this. That’s why he does it. He wants to hurt you for what you believe.
Jesse Kelly
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: They won’t stop either. Doesn’t matter how much we complain. They love it. Joe Biden hasn’t even made a statement about the largest domestic terrorist attack in some time. Didn’t even offer condolences. This is beyond outrageous.
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A racist black nationalist just mowed down over 40 white people with his SUV and he did it on purpose and he did it after a national media backlash to an obvious trial verdict where they once again demonized white people.
Do not ever ask me to demonize “dangerous rhetoric”.
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My buddy has a Tesla. He has to stop every 250 miles to charge his car. It takes 30 minutes and that’s if there’s no line.
Suburban Black Man 🇺🇸
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BUTTIGIEG: “The two kinds of drivers who stand to benefit the most from electric vehicles are rural drivers who drive those long distances and burn a lot of gas and lower income drivers in urban areas who would benefit the most from those fuel savings.”
https://t.co/jHVPF4JQDY
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Well, @JesseKellyDC is writing healthcare news now. https://consumer.healthday.com/11-23-2655764396.html
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@nytimes The unvaccinated are the reason more people are dying now than when there wasn’t even a vaccine?
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They’re not afraid of you refusing to get the shots.
They’re afraid of you not doing what you’re told.
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I hope you lose your job. https://twitter.com/gorman_forrest/status/1463597842967240720
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Rarely do you find such bravery, clarity, and rightness packaged together https://t.co/Bh4f6ECYtT
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I said what I said. I’ll stand by it to the death. https://t.co/70ysVuvMNj
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I said what I said. I’ll stand by it to the death. https://twitter.com/clayandbuck/status/1463590446463074309
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@JesseKellyDC is dropping turkey bombs on air today, and @ClayTravis and I were in the poultry blast radius #thanksgiving https://t.co/cHYVvuEhMx
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Greatest thing that’s gonna happen to a lot of people is the mandate. Let your trash Fortune 500 company bow to the government and fire you as if you’re nothing.
Go find a mid-size business and enjoy being treated like a human being. https://twitter.com/stwuan/status/1463587236327436290
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These scumbag companies (and the Biden administration) were banking on everyone complying. It’s a game of chicken and they keep swerving. They simply CANNOT afford to have 10-20% of this country walk off the job. Whole thing would collapse. https://twitter.com/airb0rne4325/status/1463586851395100678
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Raise a glass to every worker who refused to bow to the vax mandate. You don’t realize it, but it’s working. There’s a reason they keep pushing back the dates. Granting exemptions. Or just dropping the issue.
They’re scared. They needed you to kneel. Don’t.
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: The System stops holding any power over the people when enough of them stand together against it. And there’s more than enough people to do that.
Crazy thing is, The System knows this and the people don’t.
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Raise a glass to every worker who refused to bow to the vax mandate. You don’t realize it, but it’s working. There’s a reason they keep pushing back the dates. Granting exemptions. Or just dropping the issue.
They’re scared. They needed you to kneel. Don’t.
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This is why you move to a red state and make it redder. And this is exactly how you combat these people. Bravo.
Election Wizard
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NEW: Kansas House of Representatives passes a bill allowing moral, medical, religious exemptions to COVID-19 vaccines. Businesses who question beliefs or retaliate could face fines up to $50K. Approval by the Senate is needed.
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100% correct. They never cared about Rittenhouse or the violent ghouls he dispatched.
The goal of the establishment and the corrupt corporate media was to destroy the legal right to self-defense and replace it with the obligation to get murdered by the left-wing’s shock troops. https://t.co/lSagKa0q8g
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Not sure people, even people on the Right, have fully unpacked WHY The System was so mad about Rittenhouse.
People, these people are TRYING to burn down your country. They believe in it as if it’s a religion. Anyone stopping that is an affront to their god.
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I have. But you don’t really need to in order to understand these people. The early communists like Lenin were quite open with what they believed, why they believed it, and the things they’d do to achieve it.
It’s all right there in writing. https://twitter.com/christinapushaw/status/1462956409105096709
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Hey @jameslankford, remember when you wanted to change the name of military bases when all this outrage began?
Hope you and every other loser in the GOP who backed that stuff feels stupid. Cause you should. https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1462946587601256448
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The end of this slippery slope is mass murders, and every Woke slope is perfectly slippery. https://t.co/LHHzGs4Cfy
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Got my beef tenderloin already marinating for Thanksgiving. Because I’m a free American and not a SLAVE to some absurd tradition. Know why the pilgrims ate turkey? Cause they didn’t have any other options.
Your dumb tradition comes from starving people who would have eaten poop.
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Thousands of Marines Defying Biden‘s Military Vaccine Mandate https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2021/11/22/thousands-of-marines-defying-bidens-military-vaccine-mandate/ via @BreitbartNews
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As @JesseKellyDC often says, we’re going to lose our next big war.
Warning lights are flashing red. https://t.co/IOrnrL8Yyt
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Correct.
They want to be able to burn it all down without a fight.
They are sorely mistaken. https://t.co/LvZBjn6VTi
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Not sure people, even people on the Right, have fully unpacked WHY The System was so mad about Rittenhouse.
People, these people are TRYING to burn down your country. They believe in it as if it’s a religion. Anyone stopping that is an affront to their god.
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PRO TIP: Politicians selling something in the name of “the greater good” generally turns out exactly like this. https://twitter.com/cawthorme/status/1462911501585588236
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@ConceptualJames No, but hard to accept.
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Not sure people, even people on the Right, have fully unpacked WHY The System was so mad about Rittenhouse.
People, these people are TRYING to burn down your country. They believe in it as if it’s a religion. Anyone stopping that is an affront to their god.
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Lenin summed up his people quite nicely here:
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Democrats get elected and spend every waking minute rewarding their friends or punishing their enemies.
Republicans get elected and spend every waking minute apologizing for their friends to their enemies.
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Made the All City Spelling Bee. Everyone’s parents came and they introduced the kids one a time. Asian kid gets called up. My dad reaches over, pats me on the back and says, “Boy, looks like you’re playing for second today.”
He wasn’t wrong. https://twitter.com/timhyland1267/status/1462913684775346194
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Made the All-City Spelling Bee in the fifth grade. Granted, there was only one school in my town. Did pretty well too. Lost to the Asian kid in the end. No real shame in that. https://twitter.com/gmac2775/status/1462883212594581504
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Democrats want to end racism the same way Pfizer wants to end coronavirus.
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The Communists only have ONE play. Claim there's a disease, sell poison as though it's medicine, and demonize every real treatment. Once you realize this, you can see the game repeated in everything. https://t.co/ZwkiRxMwm7
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Communists empty the prisons for the same reason they destroy an economy. And for the same reason they violently riot.
Because communism is only ever accepted when things are bad. Happy people would never choose communism. So destruction is a freshly plowed field for communists.
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Communists empty the prisons for the same reason they destroy an economy. And for the same reason they violently riot.
Because communism is only ever accepted when things are bad. Happy people would never choose communism. So destruction is a freshly plowed field for communists.
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Um, Al Gore had his challenges heard by the Supreme Court then said that the court “stole the election.” https://t.co/evTCRQRID2
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Nothing you’re seeing right now is an accident. None of the things going wrong will get fixed because the people in charge aren’t even trying to fix them.
The destruction is intentional. https://twitter.com/breaking911/status/1462890491423436808
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Still laughing about this. Seems the only way to get celebrities to abstain celebrating a pedophile is if they’ve been to his house in the Virgin Islands.
Mark Ruffalo
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We come together to mourn the lives lost to the same racist system that devalues Black lives and devalued the lives of Anthony and JoJo. #ReimagineKenosha
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This take is spot on. I am not famous, or even close to it, but my audience has grown a lot in the last year. I am having a hard time adjusting. I can't keep up. My natural inclination is to help whenever I can so I am not used to saying no to people. I am saying no every day... https://t.co/ikUZwKO3r7
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Kyle Rittenhouse is 18 years old. 18. Yes, he did something great. Yes, he should get his pound of flesh for what’s been done to him and his family.
No, he doesn’t need to be overexposed. He needs to go rest. Fish. Listen to music. Read. Chase dimes around. Go live a normal life
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He didn’t kill “people”. He killed communists. https://twitter.com/dcfrat0423/status/1462857746584420354
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@JesseKellyDC There’s only one explanation for this and I’m not gonna be the one to say it.
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Leah
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I’m happy to talk to Kyle whenever. But I don’t know him and that kind of advice should come from someone he knows and trusts. Plus, I’m worried there’s already a force field of vultures around him. https://twitter.com/scottsmisco/status/1462857549057859585
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Kyle Rittenhouse is 18 years old. 18. Yes, he did something great. Yes, he should get his pound of flesh for what’s been done to him and his family.
No, he doesn’t need to be overexposed. He needs to go rest. Fish. Listen to music. Read. Chase dimes around. Go live a normal life
Jesse Kelly
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: Fame is hard to handle for seasoned people who know who they are. Everyone coming at you all the time. Phone never stops beeping. Gotta tell 99% of the people ‘No’.
At 18? It would be nearly impossible. I’ll help Kyle get his pound of flesh as much as I can. But he needs a break
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Kyle Rittenhouse is 18 years old. 18. Yes, he did something great. Yes, he should get his pound of flesh for what’s been done to him and his family.
No, he doesn’t need to be overexposed. He needs to go rest. Fish. Listen to music. Read. Chase dimes around. Go live a normal life
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Still amazed that China exported a virus to the West and the West’s leaders chose to punish their own citizens for it.
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REMINDER: #BlackLivesMatter has been a violent, vile domestic terrorist organization for years. Years. They’ve murdered scores of people across this nation.
And they got corporate sponsorship in the wake of Saint George Floyd’s death. Every cultural pillar lined up behind them.
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We’ve all seen the video. Unless that was Stevie Wonder behind the wheel, that was intentional. https://twitter.com/davidbegnaud/status/1462640348044349440
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Yes, she does. https://twitter.com/riechersm/status/1462791582030123017
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New shoot no-shoot targets showed up for the next competition. 👀 https://twitter.com/Snakeeater36/status/1462610928759939074/photo/1
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REMINDER: Nobody ever felt stupid because they waited for the facts to come in.
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Say a prayer for Waukesha.
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When you think of why China is now suddenly mobilizing so heavily, just remember that Biden's own son helped them acquire one of their greatest resources.
Biden is compromised. The news agencies blocked us from sharing this during the election. They're complicit. https://t.co/rxUBp8wOVZ
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You have a moral obligation to oppose this madness and run it out of your society. https://twitter.com/popnolly/status/1417453136600514560
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That’s what makes this mainstreamed character assassination so evil. Nothing has to be based on even the semblance of reality anymore. The System just chooses an enemy and destroys. Evil. https://twitter.com/JeffOnTheRight/status/1462519542861770752
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Blue-pilled people have been trained to believe that anything that contradicts the corporate press' narrative is thereby a conspiracy theory.
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Thread. https://t.co/DRkBLa4KGY
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As you look at the insane reaction to the Rittenhouse verdict, it’s important to understand why we’re here and what kind of people we’ve dealing with.
The Sky is Green Theory:
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@JesseKellyDC A society grows great when men plant trees under whose shade they know they will never sit.
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Someone actually sleeps with this person. https://twitter.com/BradMossEsq/status/1462193696888213509/photo/1
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REMINDER: Your “conspiracy theory” friend has been right about pretty much everything and you should probably call him to apologize and ask him what comes next. https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1462474388763201537
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There are power moves and then there’s America flying 500 B-29 Super-fortresses over the leaders of Japan as they were signing their surrender papers on a Naval vessel.
Man, that’s just next level salty.
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If you're not following @JesseKellyDC and listening to his show @JesseKellyShow you're missing out. Dude is the definition of the happy warrior, even if this string sounds uh, a bit bombastic. His basic advice to get active is right on point. https://t.co/mTLZ5JP9LY
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Oh you better pray I never take power or I’m gonna do all sorts of things for....let me think....what was that phrase....The Public Health. https://twitter.com/bobloblawllp/status/1462462804192018436
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@JesseKellyDC: -Never defend yourself against communist attacks on your character. Answer “Nazi” with “Pedophile”. Always offense. Always.
-Never let them use your values against you. “Jesus wouldn’t want what you’re doing!” Laugh at this.
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-Never defend yourself against communist attacks on your character. Answer “Nazi” with “Pedophile”. Always offense. Always.
-Never let them use your values against you. “Jesus wouldn’t want what you’re doing!” Laugh at this.
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: Above all, embrace the struggle. Learn to enjoy it. We have decades of cultural combat ahead of us. You will not be alive to see final victory. It took them 100 years to get here. So put that out of your mind.
Embrace the struggle.
That’s all.
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1459730038178422787/video/1
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Who did this?
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Yes, you see, “low vaccination rates” are to blame for 2021’s COVID deaths being higher than 2020’s COVID deaths, when we had no vaccination rate at all. Wait https://t.co/Ra8p0jWKOG
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Women will look at a perfectly good chair and make it their mission in life to make it so nobody wants to sit in it.
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Raise your sons to be the type of men who go clean up communist graffiti by day and pick up a weapon to stand a post at night.
I still see so much talk about “he shouldn’t have been there”.
He was EXACTLY where a man should be.
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Many regular Americans are frustrated but they can’t explain why. This is why. It’s understandable why you feel like you do. Seeing this is the first step for everyone to know you’re not the only one who feels uneasy. @JesseKellyDC THREAD 👇🏻 https://t.co/KcVhrcufNT
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As you look at the insane reaction to the Rittenhouse verdict, it’s important to understand why we’re here and what kind of people we’ve dealing with.
The Sky is Green Theory:
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This person is one of three things:
1) Evil
2) Insane
3) So dumb she should be institutionalized for her own safety.
You cannot meet this person halfway. You cannot and should not attempt to reason with this person. You better win and she better lose. https://twitter.com/ambermruffin/status/1461870102060535813
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QUESTION: I certainly don’t want to be accused of being “anti science” or spreading “misinformation, but does anyone know why more people have died from COVID in 2021 than died in 2020 when 75% of the adult population is “vaccinated”?
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Black progressives crying over white men who were trying to set fires in a black neighborhood: https://twitter.com/JeffOnTheRight/status/1462110315177463816/photo/1
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One of the most disappointing things is watching all the “rebels” from my youth turn into System-serving fluffers who toe the line and only say what’s approved. From Rage to Eminem to a million others. @KidRock is the only one who held strong. https://twitter.com/ratmofficial/status/1461864291129192451
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#TheSkyisGreen https://t.co/M2Bj2vYs2B
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As you look at the insane reaction to the Rittenhouse verdict, it’s important to understand why we’re here and what kind of people we’ve dealing with.
The Sky is Green Theory:
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Thread for a world gone mad https://t.co/Jk086ARdrS
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As you look at the insane reaction to the Rittenhouse verdict, it’s important to understand why we’re here and what kind of people we’ve dealing with.
The Sky is Green Theory:
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This is undoubtedly true. The Right is the ONLY chance the average American has to hear the truth when The System is pushing a lie.
Time after time they shrink from the challenge. Always trying to be one of the “reasonable” conservatives. “Reasonable” in the eyes of crazy people https://twitter.com/rightface1/status/1462112651161440257
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The Long War… https://twitter.com/AdamBaldwin/status/1462111960313446402/photo/1
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I don’t know the solution for this. I genuinely don’t. But I do know we won’t last much longer this way. This nation does not exist in its current form 100 years from now unless this is fixed.
#TheSkyIsGreen
That’s all.
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@JesseKellyDC Ideological subversion. This guy wrote the program for what’s happening here now.
https://t.co/2eXwT1AGZf
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He’s not wrong.
People see what they want to see all the time.
Confirmation bias means they don’t see information that contradicts what they already think - they only take in information that’s supports their world view.
The media feeds their confirmation bias.
#TheSkyIsGreen https://t.co/SvPhfATLXi
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As you look at the insane reaction to the Rittenhouse verdict, it’s important to understand why we’re here and what kind of people we’ve dealing with.
The Sky is Green Theory:
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I just had a conversation with a couple of squirrels and they told me income and property taxes are an abomination and the National Firearms Act should be immediately repealed https://t.co/4IdEqKuDaB
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Look at what passes for “science” today. We used to toss people like this in the loony house. Today, they’re revered as “experts”. https://t.co/3QXvPLIig6
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This whole thread is gold. https://t.co/ipRG186coh
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As you look at the insane reaction to the Rittenhouse verdict, it’s important to understand why we’re here and what kind of people we’ve dealing with.
The Sky is Green Theory:
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This doesn't sound crazy at all. They're telling you dudes are chicks and you can't question it. They're telling you somebody is a white supremacist because he shot 3 white people. They're telling you it's impossible the virus came from the virus lab. https://t.co/f5cVPfIL2s
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Which brings us to the Sky is Green theory. It sounds crazy, but The System could wake up tomorrow and convince half this country that the sky is green.
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Great thread. Jesse has been consistently right during this whole fiasco.
Stop thinking you can break bread with the enemy. There is no middle ground with cultural Marxists and anti-white racists. https://t.co/WbC7mOuVXZ
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As you look at the insane reaction to the Rittenhouse verdict, it’s important to understand why we’re here and what kind of people we’ve dealing with.
The Sky is Green Theory:
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Important thread on where we are at as a country (Spoiler: totally and completely fucked). https://t.co/aC3xX7GNxQ
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As you look at the insane reaction to the Rittenhouse verdict, it’s important to understand why we’re here and what kind of people we’ve dealing with.
The Sky is Green Theory:
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Our brain dead athletes would repeat it. Nike would be running commercials showing a green sky by the end of the week. Every Hollywood movie would have a green sky.
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: And the shaming would begin. Oh the shaming. Anyone talking about a blue sky would be treated like some deranged conspiracy theorist. Families would divide over it. Facebook would ban you for discussing “blue skies”.
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And the shaming would begin. Oh the shaming. Anyone talking about a blue sky would be treated like some deranged conspiracy theorist. Families would divide over it. Facebook would ban you for discussing “blue skies”.
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: You get the idea. Because there are no longer cultural checks outside of a few people with balls on the Right, we now live in a time when a huge percentage of your countrymen occupy a world of make believe.
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You get the idea. Because there are no longer cultural checks outside of a few people with balls on the Right, we now live in a time when a huge percentage of your countrymen occupy a world of make believe.
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: I don’t know the solution for this. I genuinely don’t. But I do know we won’t last much longer this way. This nation does not exist in its current form 100 years from now unless this is fixed.
#TheSkyIsGreen
That’s all.
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And because all the pillars believe the same thing, you no longer have a check and balance cultural system. If the government lies, the media should be there to expose it. A huge Hollywood star should expose it. The pillars check each other in a healthy society.
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: But we don’t have that. And because we don’t have that, they don’t feel the need to shade the truth or manipulate a story. They now can simply invent something out of thin air and they know no other pillar will check them on it.
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But we don’t have that. And because we don’t have that, they don’t feel the need to shade the truth or manipulate a story. They now can simply invent something out of thin air and they know no other pillar will check them on it.
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: Half this country believes Kyle Rittenhouse illegally crossed state lines with a weapon and murdered two people. Hell, half of those people think the ones “murdered” were black.
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Half this country believes Kyle Rittenhouse illegally crossed state lines with a weapon and murdered two people. Hell, half of those people think the ones “murdered” were black.
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: Which brings us to the Sky is Green theory. It sounds crazy, but The System could wake up tomorrow and convince half this country that the sky is green.
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Which brings us to the Sky is Green theory. It sounds crazy, but The System could wake up tomorrow and convince half this country that the sky is green.
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: News program after news program would have “experts” on to discuss the newly green sky. Professors would teach about it. Our entertainers would all have a video up on Instagram about it in short order.
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News program after news program would have “experts” on to discuss the newly green sky. Professors would teach about it. Our entertainers would all have a video up on Instagram about it in short order.
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: Our brain dead athletes would repeat it. Nike would be running commercials showing a green sky by the end of the week. Every Hollywood movie would have a green sky.
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As you look at the insane reaction to the Rittenhouse verdict, it’s important to understand why we’re here and what kind of people we’ve dealing with.
The Sky is Green Theory:
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: We’re at a place now in America like no other time in this nation’s history. A very dangerous place. You see, cultures are held up by pillars. Government, religion, sports, education, entertainment, etc..
Our pillars are all rotted with same sickness: Cultural Marxism
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We’re at a place now in America like no other time in this nation’s history. A very dangerous place. You see, cultures are held up by pillars. Government, religion, sports, education, entertainment, etc..
Our pillars are all rotted with same sickness: Cultural Marxism
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: The wacko leftist on the street corner you used to mock as you drove by, he now brings you the news. He runs your FBI. He plays in the NBA. He pastors your church.
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The wacko leftist on the street corner you used to mock as you drove by, he now brings you the news. He runs your FBI. He plays in the NBA. He pastors your church.
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: And because all the pillars believe the same thing, you no longer have a check and balance cultural system. If the government lies, the media should be there to expose it. A huge Hollywood star should expose it. The pillars check each other in a healthy society.
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As you look at the insane reaction to the Rittenhouse verdict, it’s important to understand why we’re here and what kind of people we’ve dealing with.
The Sky is Green Theory:
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The corporate press is the enemy of the people https://t.co/jbkU0mjqdh
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🚨CNN's Marxist Chris Cuomo repeats Prosecutors FAILED argument that Kyle Rittenhouse should have let convicted pedophile Rosenbaum catch him and beat him to death while arguing that Americans should not have the Constitutional right of self-defense!!
https://t.co/KuKFuIOd6N
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I’m worried that this verdict will lead to more and more people crossing state lines. Eventually it may get so out of hand that they’ll build a whole system of highways going from state to state. This is the Pandora’s Box that this case opens. Chilling stuff.
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Now white people are going to think it’s okay to defend themselves.
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Look at what passes for “science” today. We used to toss people like this in the loony house. Today, they’re revered as “experts”.
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Talk about a murderer's row -- @JesseKellyDC decided to let @SteveKrak, @seanmdav, and yours truly on the same show with him?!
That has to have been a mistake 🤣 https://t.co/e5csu5JNJ5
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If you want to know why the average American rolls their eyes when “racism” is mentioned, look no further than the reaction to the Rittenhouse decision.
Even if you have cases of real racism, they’ll go uncared for because the word has been abused into irrelevance.
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Hi I would like to have a word with you @TwitterSafety https://twitter.com/CassandraRules/status/1461761440705126406/photo/1
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Let’s all take a moment to appreciate that Kamala Harris’ one hour of being President — the first woman to ever be designated presidential power — took place on International Men’s Day, during the 79-year-old male president’s colonoscopy exam.
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@nhannahjones This is your entire existence.
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GoFundMe not only allowed a fundraiser for a group (Riot Kitchen) dedicated to providing logistical support for riots, but the company itself actually donated $500. The group was arrested outside Kenosha while filling up gas containers to distribute to rioters. https://t.co/H1KYKJI5XP https://t.co/1cfwqvzMJl
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Why? It should be right there on your DoorDash app. And hurry up with my food. https://twitter.com/fromoldharlem/status/1461833458481729538
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Odd how many #BlackLivesMatter scumbags are emotionally invested in a trial involving only white people.
It’s almost as if that group isn’t really about skin color. It’s almost as if they only care about communism.... https://twitter.com/BubbaWallace/status/1461768285444317188
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I know this won’t be popular today, but do spare a quick thought for Rosenbaum. No matter the circumstances, it’s a tragedy to lose a child. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1461821760404393988/photo/1
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And yes, I’ll be on with @TuckerCarlson tonight at the start of the show to talk about Kamala and her birthday.
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: Only ten minutes away?! That’s so cool. I’ll be watching, Jesse. You’re the best.
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You’re supposed to put them in your mouth. https://twitter.com/jonchino6/status/1451307744359849986
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Ole “compassionate” Ben Sasse. I wonder if that 18 year old girl took comfort in his words when she was getting raped in Montana by an Afghan refugee. Probably not, I’d guess. https://twitter.com/navychick1993/status/1451307790379597829
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Find someone pushing “compassionate” policies and you’ll find a monster in sheep’s clothing. “Compassionate” people are responsible for more death and misery than a Mongolian horde. https://twitter.com/CBHeresy/status/1451305052644184075
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Remember all the “compassionate” people on the Right who were begging to take all the Afghan refugees because they saw sad pictures on the internet?
An 18 year old Montana girl was just raped by one. 18. Imagine the horror.
I hate “compassionate” people. They’re a vicious lot.
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This man has not been charged https://t.co/xI9rsj2TVm
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I just played this video for AG Merrick Garland. He refused to comment on how many agents or assets of the federal government were present in the crowd on Jan 5th and 6th and how many entered the Capitol. https://t.co/lvd9n4mMHK
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Be right back. Gonna go start my truck and let it idle. https://twitter.com/dcist/status/1451269314636615682
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Once again, you’re welcome. https://twitter.com/thefirstontv/status/1451292213523083273
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Someday we will have the entire nation's children safely away from these toxic creatures' clutches. https://t.co/vIAPOOPJen
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Good. I’m glad you’re afraid. I hope you live in a constant state of anxiety for what you’ve undoubtedly done to future generations with your anti-American poison. Your misery is music to me. https://t.co/gJVi7ciYD2
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My mom when I tell her going on Tucker, but she finds out the topic is Kamala: https://t.co/iYCzroUSPi
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: And yes, I’ll be on with @TuckerCarlson tonight at the start of the show to talk about Kamala and her birthday.
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My mom when I tell her going on Tucker, but she finds out the topic is Kamala:
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Good. I’m glad you’re afraid. I hope you live in a constant state of anxiety for what you’ve undoubtedly done to future generations with your anti-American poison. Your misery is music to me. https://twitter.com/donttellcol/status/1451218082534289416
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@Mann_O_Steel17 @GamebredFighter Will do.
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He’s just lucky Justine wasn’t high as giraffe balls on fentanyl or he’d have been going away for 20 years. https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1451215216793067529
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He got a letter. And he “read in the newspapers”.
That’s how the top law enforcement officer in America made the decision to sic the FBI on concerned parents. https://twitter.com/thefirstontv/status/1451214699559800835
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They both suck. https://twitter.com/thefactualprep/status/1451210483390943235
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I can’t wait to do my TV show on @TheFirstonTV tonight at 9. They do....really good stuff.
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All I want to know is if any of these new variants can jump more than 6 feet. https://twitter.com/yahoonews/status/1451185091086934017
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As I said on my radio show last night, she fascinates me. All kidding aside, how does one become a full-grown adult and can’t even FAKE having a genuine human emotion? It’s like she was created in a lab somewhere. There’s just....nothing there. She’s naked ambition in human form. https://twitter.com/katiadoyl/status/1450965387068297216
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@44MagnumBlue1 Lol! Is that not what they’re called anymore? I can’t keep up.
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Told you this was coming. You're about to see a massive regime/media campaign against "Christmas greed," "excessive gift-giving," and "materialism." Militant atheist reporters will write long op-eds explaining the True Meaning of Christmas can be found in empty store shelves. https://t.co/HIgxl8L761
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The clearly coordinated media campaign to run cover for Biden by telling the peasants to eat cake is a sight to behold. https://t.co/hmRL8GHdct
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The clearly coordinated media campaign to run cover for Biden by telling the peasants to eat cake is a sight to behold. https://twitter.com/ginger_zee/status/1450427875237171204
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Remember this?😂😂😂😂 https://twitter.com/CCPISASSH0E/status/1451037496817635333/video/1
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I love NYC. It was one of my favorite places on the planet. Not a NYC hater. But my business takes me there often. It’s a rotting dump and it sucks now. Hobos shooting up heroin and pissing right on the sidewalk. Whole town smells like weed. Need a vax passport to eat. No thanks. https://twitter.com/erinmdurkin/status/1450974828442365952
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Let’s just all be honest about the game here. This is going to be an annual thing. These companies are gonna tell you that you need a COVID shot a year the same way people take the flu shot. And they’ll freeze out competition.
Guaranteed revenue stream. Let’s just skip to that. https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1451161119263969283
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CC: @KamalaHarris https://twitter.com/themanslife/status/1451170679764697090
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Hey Jen, we’re also running out of iv catheters, iv tubing, syringes, etc. for sick babies due to the supply chain crisis. Is that funny too? https://t.co/mN7cXPb8at
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As @JesseKellyDC says. None of the people telling you to worry about Covid, are worried about Covid. https://t.co/libdaH8gRj
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What happened to common sense and basic science?
@RepThomasMassie tells @JesseKellyDC about his legislation to protect service members from mandates.
"The demographic most at risk for myocarditis is young males aged 19-24. Guess what, that is the majority of the enlisted..." https://t.co/IESiFRHTaD
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"I'm Right" w/ @JesseKellyDC starts NOW!
He reacts to the removal of Thomas Jefferson's statue, @jrpsaki's mocking supply chain concerns, & more!
Guest appearances from @RepThomasMassie & @KenLaCorte!
Watch here: https://t.co/pQhe0a5EdF
Or on the app: https://t.co/drXzRmm6Jy https://t.co/U2RhYFW47M
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The Kamala Effect https://twitter.com/JessieJaneDuff/status/1450961532645412866
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I get it. https://twitter.com/crbort3000/status/1450979940812431361
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I know. https://twitter.com/jeanninee12/status/1450978418384900100
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How disappointing that must have been to cross an entire ocean and all you find is Canada. https://twitter.com/cnn/status/1450974487084736512
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who did this?🤣🤣 https://twitter.com/SavageKC3/status/1450739355539148800/photo/1
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These are the people you are firing over not getting an experimental shot for a virus that is 99% survivable. https://t.co/ZCFdWipdME
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I enjoyed it. https://twitter.com/mattwalshblog/status/1450917521821945862
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A ship caught fire at port and they couldn’t put it out.
That fire takes place in the middle of the Pacific next time and it’s because of a Chinese missile.
And every sailor on that ship goes down to the deep.
Now do you still care about “diversity”? https://thehill.com/policy/defense/577670-sailors-didnt-know-what-to-do-in-uss-bonhomme-richard-fire-navy-probe-finds
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Leave the comedy to those of us who can do it. Meaning, leave it for the men. https://twitter.com/CandyHeartsBand/status/1450940953171304449
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Everybody is out here making fun of the @WNBA for this victory parade, but I’m not gonna make them feel bad about themselves by dunking on them. https://twitter.com/gwoman9810/status/1450501325943418884/video/1
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Pfizer Assures That Vaccine Is Almost As Safe For Kids As COVID https://babylonbee.com/news/fda-assures-vaccine-is-almost-as-safe-for-kids-as-covid
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@RaheemKassam It was a wild scene.
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@ShemekaMichelle Shemeka, don’t.
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@CDouglasLove3 Delete this.
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There’s nothing quite so heartbreaking as biting into a delicious looking dessert and finding out it has nuts in it.
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The communist treasures his possession of the school boards like you would treasure a new puppy. It is the source of all his power.
Go take it from him.
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Pearl necklace and all. https://twitter.com/marsha_vivinate/status/1449544092933767170
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Not becoming your enemy doesn't mean not fighting back. It means putting down the weapons after you win.
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If you live in a blue state, vaccine mandates are coming for your kids. I promise you they’re coming. The vax companies didn’t ramp up their lobbying efforts just for fun.
It’s coming. Don’t be shocked when it does.
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Love how they blame "the toll of the pandemic" and not the government response to it. https://t.co/MqtgYZEOa6
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@JesseKellyDC The current administration is completely out of their element here. None of the reruns or West Wing or VEEP even covered inflation.
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Who is this “we” we’re talking about here?
You stopped an economy and then printed trillions in unbacked currency and chucked it at the economy.
How.....how did you think that was gonna go? https://twitter.com/TheFirstonTV/status/1450882924677632004
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Big congrats to Joe Biden! Wishing him a successful recovery. https://twitter.com/USATODAY/status/1450880745224900610
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King https://twitter.com/dandelionnhoney/status/1450876760933949441
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It’s not “respectful” to cater to this pronoun insanity. It’s harmful. In the same way it’s harmful to offer a recovering alcoholic a beer.
I hope you get help. If you can even find real help in this country. But I don’t owe your insanity any respect. https://twitter.com/otakutrashdakot/status/1450875639825850374
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You have a mental illness and it doesn’t cease being a mental illness just because our society is too weak, rotted, and depraved to tell you the truth. #InternationalPronounsDay
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Quick, everyone stand 6 feet apart! https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1450855922121773059
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@Mast3rmo @AuntieAnnes Who says I don’t?
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I’ve never understood why someone like @AuntieAnnes doesn’t put out a perfume. The wife better have eyes in the back of her head if I come home and she’s smelling like Auntie Anne’s. https://twitter.com/BritMartinez/status/1450862829607833602
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@VerumVulnero1 I think we both know. If you’re farming a list like that on Tinder, you’re probably not someone with the hot leverage to make such demands.
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I think that list is gonna get a lot shorter in the coming years.
Paul
@SigmaLifter
What do you guys see when you read a Tinder bio like this? Will add my own thoughts after responses https://t.co/yISCA0mTH0
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Life comes at you fast.
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He’s 100% correct. The juices that fall through the cracks when you grill a burger are the tears of your guests anticipating a dry burger. @JesseKellyDC https://t.co/aROPzFxsm3 https://t.co/h7Nsjbnevj
Jesse Kelly
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Burgers are to be made on a flat top so they can cook their own fat. The grill has its place. It’s not for burgers. https://t.co/liIcxvU07A
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It’s funny he linked the two things because they’re both the things I wasn’t really suspicious of until I was told not to question them.
Mediaite
@Mediaite
.@JohnKingCNN: "The world is round. Trump lost. Vaccines work ... These things are not in dispute." https://t.co/05TGkRBPfU
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We’re gonna miss Joe Biden when Dome takes over. At least we can laugh at Biden.
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@ChefGruel See?!! From the master himself.
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@Bosdombro I have. It’s outstanding.
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No, I don’t add freaking bison to my burgers. I’m white trash. Not Lakota. https://twitter.com/mrn_special/status/1450812268480970760
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The leaders of every cultural institution now share the same three traits:
1. No love of country. Often it’s hatred of country.
2. No connection to the real world.
3. Belief they are of a higher class and should rule over you as royalty. https://twitter.com/cityjournal/status/1450642931015114753
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*logs on Twitter*
Oh boy, what did @JesseKellyDC do now?
*scrolls*
OH DAMN HE COMMITTED THE MORTAL SIN OF SHARING A RECIPE https://t.co/aDJtH0Snzm
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A perfect recipe.
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Burgers are to be made on a flat top so they can cook their own fat. The grill has its place. It’s not for burgers. https://twitter.com/jeremyjrane/status/1450632598972162053
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The @JesseKellyDC burger is as advertised. https://twitter.com/drocknit33/status/1450252280364687364/photo/1
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I know https://twitter.com/ericdingram1980/status/1450807452853747714
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I lost all respect for her when I didn’t get that unpaid intern position I applied for. https://twitter.com/ajzeigler/status/1450594019545915401
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I don’t mind this at all because substitute “get a shot” for “denounce communism” and that’s how it’s going to be when I take over.
That’s how freedom is gonna work then too. https://twitter.com/walshfreedom/status/1450783433580597249
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Zookeeping isn't common in any community https://t.co/xvPwcunDOX
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@JesseKellyDC Every time I've made these burgers, my guests ask for condiments.
Every time, I tell them "just try it, if you still want ketchup, I've got some."
Every time, they've taken a bite and said "nope, you're right, no condiments necessary."
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the funniest part of the commie movement of 2021 is that 19 year old kids think they’ll be able to write poetry and paint pictures all day in a communist society. get ur ass back to manual labor
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@25th_Prestige Pretty sure that’s how it goes.
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No, no it won’t. That sounds great in the movies. But it’s actually training that counts. https://twitter.com/bryanpruitt/status/1450596129482100736
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Outstanding news. We gotta pump those numbers up. https://twitter.com/yahoonews/status/1450624599029436419
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My burgers don’t need condiments. Beef, cheese, bun. That’s it. https://twitter.com/raistlynne1/status/1450615130186727424
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https://twitter.com/thefirstontv/status/1449789806137982976?s=21 https://twitter.com/jeffontheright/status/1450619113315917828
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In-N-Out's response to being shut down by San Francisco:
“We refuse to become the vaccination police for any government. We fiercely disagree with any government dictate that forces a private company to discriminate against customers who choose to patronize their business.”
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I always make extras and eat them multiple days in a row. https://twitter.com/IslandGuy4life/status/1450615156413665284
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Just saying...
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This does not apply to steroids, fyi
Or McDonald’s https://t.co/VRCbWqk7HS
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Southwest didn’t face worker walkouts last week, fact checkers confirmed, and today Southwest reversed its vaccine mandate for no reason at all. https://t.co/XMbpkdjiAg
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“Without 1937, possibly, there would not have been a 1941.” - Soviet Marshal Vasilevsky reflecting on how Stalin’s purges gutted the Red Army prior to Germany’s invasion.
We can’t rely on our foes doing the same. Our priorities aren’t in the right place and need a correction. https://t.co/Wwv9mPSOuv
Jesse Kelly
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China was in the final phases of their hypersonic missile development when Lloyd Austin stood down the military to search for “white supremacy”.
Just want you to remember these things for when we lose a major war and most people are STUNNED.
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You forgot a few things, pal. Show me some respect.
1. Construction worker
2. Community college credits. Almost three years.
3. Shed builder https://twitter.com/natelenna/status/1450602109225820160
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Get your kids out of government schools.
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“It’s just a pause. We’ll just pause the economy for 15 days and then we’ll unpause it. Just like Netflix!” -The people who lead America https://twitter.com/yahoonews/status/1450596131063451649
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Oh man. Biden must have some new bad poll numbers for him to call in the FBI.
Breaking911
@Breaking911
JUST IN: Bomb Threat Report At Department Of Labor Closes Streets Near The U.S. Capitol - https://t.co/tkSWqbgJDb https://t.co/M2OwaXO0Yw
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China was in the final phases of their hypersonic missile development when Lloyd Austin stood down the military to search for “white supremacy”.
Just want you to remember these things for when we lose a major war and most people are STUNNED.
Jesse Kelly
@JesseKellyDC
: Time is finite. Diversity is death. Those two things are facts.
If you train for 10 hours a day to kill me and I train 5 hours a day to kill you, I’m gonna die when we finally meet.
Our military is dying. It’s painted rust. Just remember you were warned.
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China was in the final phases of their hypersonic missile development when Lloyd Austin stood down the military to search for “white supremacy”.
Just want you to remember these things for when we lose a major war and most people are STUNNED.
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“Wait, she seriously doesn’t know what to do with swollen balls?”
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Why does this matter at all? The interested few are always the ones who decide the future for the uninterested masses. 30% of this country rebelled against the British.
“I don’t care about politics” guy is a fine human being. I’m sure he’s happy. But he doesn’t matter. https://twitter.com/dugword/status/1438640977850236931
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Hi praise from one of the ones I respect the most. https://twitter.com/davereaboi/status/1438970872925204483
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“Why are adults so messed up?”-people
“It’s not possible to mess up kids, they’re resilient, and all of them will be fine.”-same people
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Have fun today grappling with the fact you’re physically attracted to Angela Lansbury. https://twitter.com/Super70sSports/status/1438788057524850692/photo/1
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Many 'very online' conservatives have a tendency to completely accept whatever mainstream narrative and fact pattern comes out of the mainstream media. They're living in a world that is created by folks who are the enemies of freedom." With @JesseKellyDC https://t.co/pLvpRxEcCv https://t.co/9FjMjJHLXc
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I was. https://twitter.com/caroljsroth/status/1438945394302627843
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You “stand by the intel” when the intel was given to you by the Taliban and they gave it to you specifically so you WOULD commit a war crime they can then use for propaganda against you.
Basically, Biden and company got rickrolled by the Taliban and can’t admit it.
Sean Davis
@seanmdav
How does one “stand by intel” that provoked the bombing of 7 children? That’s insane. https://t.co/sx8vjoEccm
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Worth a listen. https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1438894830130802688
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This is the real reason Biden stands with Milley. Every tyrant needs a hatchet man. Milley kept his mouth shut about the disastrous Afghanistan withdrawal and presided over a war crime without complaint.
You hang onto a guy like that. https://twitter.com/lucasfoxnews/status/1438936911259779080
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It was really something to entrust a group of people who openly disdain capitalism to teach generations of citizens about a structural system with which teachers are at the bottom… meanwhile, they planted the festering rot of national socialism that accommodates unremarkability.
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https://twitter.com/TPostMillennial/status/1438672268952014849/video/1
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Of course we are. And it’s hilarious watching people lie to themselves about it. Weapons-grade levels of cope. Countries rise, fall, and break up. It’s the entire history of the world. It’s only a matter of when and how.
I say let’s come together and do it peacefully. https://twitter.com/ugadawg34/status/1438929038253363204
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Hey @FBI, should we RSVP to FedFest 2021 or do we just show up to this obvious trap? https://twitter.com/ap/status/1438925981901901827
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DeSantis is awesome. Big fan.
But he is but a tiny appetizer of the meal the Right will serve the American communists one day. Let the communists have their fun now.
Times change. https://twitter.com/rcthompson01/status/1438924148198318081
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I don’t mind the FAA stopping Fox News from reporting on the border crisis because my administration will crush any attempt by left wing news sources to report on what I’m doing.
Cannot wait.
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Not a single unvetted refugee heading to DC? I am shocked. https://t.co/KN4BC508cs
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You can call me “Sir”. https://twitter.com/yammerapple/status/1438905705730248710
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@ConceptualJames
It's normal human psychology to make allowances for one's perceived betters and rulers. This shows that Democrats see these political hacks that way, as annointed. So gross. https://t.co/wX4afhsj2g
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I cannot believe how many people just accept it.
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Imagine the level cognitive dissonance it takes to watch your elected leaders violate their own coronavirus rules from the beginning of the pandemic AND hear them badmouth every treatment other than “THE VACCINE” and still think this is as serious as they say.
60% of America.
Jesse Kelly
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: If I told you there were land mines on the lawn and the next day you saw me dancing on the lawn, you wouldn’t call me a hypocrite.
You’d assume I was lying about the land mines.
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None of the people telling you to worry about coronavirus are actually worried about coronavirus. https://t.co/WGX97LKqxT
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: Imagine the level cognitive dissonance it takes to watch your elected leaders violate their own coronavirus rules from the beginning of the pandemic AND hear them badmouth every treatment other than “THE VACCINE” and still think this is as serious as they say.
60% of America.
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None of the people telling you to worry about coronavirus are actually worried about coronavirus. https://twitter.com/TheMarieOakes/status/1438890241419526147
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REMINDER: The destruction is intentional. https://twitter.com/BillFOXLA/status/1438488795398250500
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75% of the population. Let’s work or way towards that. https://twitter.com/duckygonewild/status/1432822893835177986
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Wanna see America’s suicide pact with “nice”?
Suggest restrictions on who should vote. Something EVERYONE knows would improve the quality of our elected officials. But suggest even one restriction and 90% of the RIGHT will call you a monster.
Nice, barf.
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“I came to join the revolution, not to kill the Cambodian people. Look at me now. Am I a violent person? No. So, as far as my conscience and my mission were concerned, there was no problem.” -Pol Pot, after killing 25% of the people in his own country.
Today was nothing new.
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Thought Biden did well today.
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It's one thing to be angry and passionate about something (like @JesseKellyDC was on #Tucker last Thursday), but it's another thing to be yelling like an old man at the clouds.
This, from Biden, was the latter. https://t.co/usnrpTA5vJ
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"Acksully, the REAL conservative thing to do is let multinational corporations trample all over your human rights.
Donations plz daddy Amazon." https://t.co/756v9ouWQG
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One day someone will do an honest assessment of what the results would have been from this pandemic if we never listened to a single word Fauci said, and the conclusions from it will be enraging to those intelligent enough to believe them
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@navychick1993 @JesseKellyDC I guess Jesse left out the "in general" part... 🤔
I don't think he's wrong, though.
In general. 🤨
Jesse Kelly
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@navychick1993 Jesse didn’t leave out anything. Because Jesse believes “If it doesn’t apply to you, then don’t apply it to you.” And believes everyone should live this way.
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@JesseKellyDC I used to think people like that were crazy. I don’t apologize often, but boy was I wrong.
Jesse Kelly
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We’re all accepting a new reality.
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Fellas,
Get you a dime like this. https://twitter.com/ronfilipkowski/status/1432728173293211650
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Wow good thing we didn't leave any Americans there https://t.co/8TJivsH6Wk
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Get your kids out of government schools.
Andy Ngo
@MrAndyNgo
“I have an antifa flag on my [classroom] wall"
"I have 180 days to turn them into revolutionaries”
Gabriel Gipe, an #antifa member & teacher at @NatomasUSD, was secretly recorded admitting to indoctrinating students to want to overthrow the government. https://t.co/8r0ASOrA3S
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America is a Christian nation and American Christians think it’s not Christian to fight and fight ruthlessly and that pretty much explains a lot of why we are where we are.
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@JesseKellyDC @shaunking Jesse Kelly being a complete sack of shit? It must be so fucking small. Basically non-existent. An innie.
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No. We shall remain morally superior to him. He will see the error in his ways when he observes our high moral character. Then he’ll repent. In fact, we should quote exactly which article of the constitution he’s violating every time he tries something. That really hurts. https://twitter.com/jerylbier/status/1432723009434013700
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@_SoccerThoughts @ComicDaveSmith Love Dave. Sharp as they come.
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Hurt your enemy until he agrees to leave you alone. Take away everything from him. Whatever he wants, deny him. Whatever he hates, feed it to him until he begs you to stop.
That’s how you win. That’s how the communists took over every cultural institution in a once free nation. https://twitter.com/jerylbier/status/1432719421970206744
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This is winning. https://t.co/iLvFVqmzLN
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Freedom is good. Freedom is the best.
Freedom is not something you acquire by practicing it. You must violate your opponents freedom time and time again until he is defeated and agrees to leave your freedom alone.
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Freedom is good. Freedom is the best.
Freedom is not something you acquire by practicing it. You must violate your opponents freedom time and time again until he is defeated and agrees to leave your freedom alone.
Jesse Kelly
@JesseKellyDC
: Americans: “I’m about to lose my job. I’m scared. I have a family and bills to pay. Please, GOP, help me. Stop these people from forcing me to take something I don’t want.”
GOP: “Freedom. Free. Freedom. Liberty freedom freedomfest free liberty free. Feel better?”
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The GOP Motto:
“Here’s a list of all the terrible things the Left is doing to you. And here’s a list of reasons why I won’t do anything about it.” https://t.co/YTN4Z1iWXA
Jesse Kelly
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: Freedom is good. Freedom is the best.
Freedom is not something you acquire by practicing it. You must violate your opponents freedom time and time again until he is defeated and agrees to leave your freedom alone.
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The GOP Motto:
“Here’s a list of all the terrible things the Left is doing to you. And here’s a list of reasons why I won’t do anything about it.” https://twitter.com/kristinoem/status/1432698919771836417
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🧵 Silver lining thread. 👇 https://t.co/nOAzf7m4Pu
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There is actually a lot to feel good about right now. I’ll get to that in a moment.
But first, realize the federal government is broken. Probably beyond repair. You saw it more with Trump than with Biden. Trump showed even a GOP president can be shackled by feds. 1/
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Purely a hypothetical, but let’s say you’re getting some work done on your truck. You’re waiting in the customer lobby of service. And let’s say the room is full but you’re hungry and had breakfast tacos delivered and you’re eating them in front of everyone. Is that rude?
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You’re never going to save everybody. Nor should you even bother attempting to do so. Most people don’t matter anyway. Not in the political power sense. Go seize the levers of power. It’s not a numbers game. “Majority” means nothing. https://twitter.com/thepigeonbear/status/1432709891127382026
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Only a matter of time until some lowlife journalist smears an outspoken parent who just lost a child in Afghanistan as a “QAnon conspiracy theorist.” Wait for it.
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Remember the “mass graves” they were digging in New York? Classic. https://twitter.com/CoachGlenn40/status/1432707667269668867
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Joe Biden’s job approval still 6 points above water with women. Lol! We are in serious trouble. https://twitter.com/RyanGirdusky/status/1432706509000089611
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Yes, American schools are horrid places where your child will learn to hate himself and his country. But Americans now realize that in record numbers. 3/
Jesse Kelly
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: Yes, nearly every part of America’s entertainment for industry is putrid filth. Even sports is lost. But Americans now realize that in record numbers. 4/
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Yes, nearly every part of America’s entertainment for industry is putrid filth. Even sports is lost. But Americans now realize that in record numbers. 4/
Jesse Kelly
@JesseKellyDC
: I could go on and on. But Americans are waking up. It’s going to be extremely slow. Took the communists 100 years to take everything. We won’t ever take this place back until people wake up. That’s Step 1. And it’s happening. Fast.
That’s all.
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BUT, there is all kinds of good news out there. Depending where you look and depending on your definition of “good”.
Yes, the media is wretched and hostile to the country. But Americans now realize that in record numbers. 2/
Jesse Kelly
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: Yes, American schools are horrid places where your child will learn to hate himself and his country. But Americans now realize that in record numbers. 3/
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There is actually a lot to feel good about right now. I’ll get to that in a moment.
But first, realize the federal government is broken. Probably beyond repair. You saw it more with Trump than with Biden. Trump showed even a GOP president can be shackled by feds. 1/
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There is actually a lot to feel good about right now. I’ll get to that in a moment.
But first, realize the federal government is broken. Probably beyond repair. You saw it more with Trump than with Biden. Trump showed even a GOP president can be shackled by feds. 1/
Jesse Kelly
@JesseKellyDC
: BUT, there is all kinds of good news out there. Depending where you look and depending on your definition of “good”.
Yes, the media is wretched and hostile to the country. But Americans now realize that in record numbers. 2/
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Remember when ABC News showed you a video from a shooting range in Kentucky and told you it was from Syria because they were pushing the “Kurds are being slaughtered” narrative in the hopes of hurting Trump?
Turns out, there are consequences to that kind of thing. Weird. https://twitter.com/sbg1/status/1432433900752719879
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What’s sorry is how many Americans don’t realize how one led to the other.
Take back the schools from the America-hating communists or you’re just rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic. 4,000,000 new college graduates a year. Ticking time bomb. https://twitter.com/Knight84938373/status/1432699107781586945
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@JesseKellyDC Ok Jesse. https://twitter.com/GTownMFFL/status/1432523778366574594/photo/1
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The battle is local now. Conquer and fortify the school boards, city councils, DAs, and sheriffs. Anything above the state level is probably too rotten to be salvageable. Which is fine. We just need a new mindset. https://twitter.com/dodi_rains/status/1432692554244497412
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Save some chicks for the rest of us, bro. https://twitter.com/matthewlehew/status/1432392705104093187
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The communist never sees his failures as failures. The revolution must be without end. People will die. Things will broken and destroyed. This is all just an accepted part of the religion. You tithing in church, that’s what destruction and death is to the communist. https://twitter.com/curtishouck/status/1432479356685885449
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People, of COURSE they left Americans behind. The people who run this country aren’t concerned about Americans. They’re not concerned about America. They’re at best apathetic to its destruction and at worst they’re actively trying to make it happen.
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It’s not that some of us on the Right are telling you what all this is really about. It’s that THEY’RE telling you what it’s about. Constantly.
And you still think it’s about coronavirus. https://twitter.com/breaking911/status/1432471333712105480
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Biden left Bagram without getting our civilians out first for a very simple reason: There is no love of country. Therefore everything is political with no thought to our people or our nation. They wanted a political “win” for the September 11th anniversary.
Patriotism matters. https://t.co/y2pu1xveEB
Jeff Carlson
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We've asked this many times.
Why would Biden abandon Bagram Airfield on July 5th?
At night. W/out informing Afghans. W/out destroying equipment left behind.
That closure should've been the last thing done. Instead it was the first.
Hard to chalk that up to mere incompetence. https://t.co/Nqu3ZiDKN9
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The President of The United States fell asleep while meeting with Israel’s PM and he did it ON CAMERA and yet we’ve moved right along as if that’s not a thing we should be seriously concerned about.
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I figured Kamala Harris would be sleeping with foreign leaders long before Joe Biden. Guess I was wrong. https://t.co/ZNZZO3h64q
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Y’all love how Florida is going right?
If Desantis hadn’t of won, Florida would be on total lock down.
He won by a handful of votes.
California is in a similar spot. Just a handful of votes could mean the diff between totalitarian lock downs or becoming beacon for freedom.
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America is back baby! https://twitter.com/GalitDistel/status/1431711485546348545/video/1
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When your wife starts telling you about one of her new shows: https://twitter.com/GalitDistel/status/1431711485546348545/video/1
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@BrennaIsRight I didn’t wanna brag.
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Cracks me up how communists say I’m “irrelevant” when I’m one of the top 5 nappers on the planet, a menu whisperer, AND I’ve developed a super power where I wake myself up three minutes before my alarm goes off.
Irrelevant? I think not.
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@JesseKellyDC You’re neither funny nor relevant. You’re a brittle little semi-closeted white nationalist about to get his man boobs caught in the big ringer. Enjoy the collapse of your little hillbilly failed coup. We are. 😊
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Good grief. That thing is almost old enough to be the next Democratic nominee for president. https://twitter.com/zonenature03/status/1431290461508022273
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All I feel is hatred at the moment. I’m filled with it. https://twitter.com/inezfeltscher/status/1430940106198720517
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Policy failures should be expected from people who have condemned almost everything about America. https://t.co/cbgpUL2LzO
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Not specifically talking about just the bombing, but this it what happens when a nation’s foreign policy is designed by people who hate it and also have zero experience outside of the academia/government bubble.
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It’s not that I “like” or don’t like. It’s just who I am. https://twitter.com/brunthebear/status/1430937822727446532
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@25th_Prestige There it is.
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Not specifically talking about just the bombing, but this it what happens when a nation’s foreign policy is designed by people who hate it and also have zero experience outside of the academia/government bubble.
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This is what I mean by America’s obsession with “nice”. Even the Right is infected with it. “Please Jesse, just powder my butt for me and tell me everything is ok.”
Everything is NOT ok. You should be fighting right now like you’re the third monkey on the ramp of the ark. https://twitter.com/stars_at_night/status/1430924600175730695
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Women’s equality is a myth. Equality itself is a myth. You’re destroying our country. You’re the bad guy and you should be ashamed of what you see in the mirror. https://twitter.com/16thsma/status/1430875976142106624
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I agree with this. Nice isn’t synonymous with good. https://t.co/7pZqBOpr05
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America must end its obsession with “nice”. It’s easily the most overrated quality in the world and we simply don’t have time for it anymore.
The time for “nice” is over.
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It’s good to be the top lion. Sure you’ve gotta fight now and then, but food is brought to you and so are the women.
But time always wins. Soon that old lion gets a little limp and a little skinny and all the other lions start wondering if now is the time.
That’s us right now.
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America must end its obsession with “nice”. It’s easily the most overrated quality in the world and we simply don’t have time for it anymore.
The time for “nice” is over.
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PRO TIP: The immigration and refugee system of The United States of America is not something you can deduct as a charitable donation on your tax returns.
A lot of y’all seem to think it is. “Compassion” with someone else’s money, community, and time is not compassion.
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Watching the various factions on the Right quibble about this tiny thing or that tiny thing reminds me of kids fighting over a toy on the train tracks with the train coming at high speed.
Stop the communists or none of your efforts to be the perfect “libertarian” matter at all.
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You knock on my door after dark, my hand is out of sight for a reason and it’s not because I’m scratching my butt.
₩₳Ɽ ₱₳₮Ⱨ
@WarPath2pt0
I've been asked why I sometimes answer the door at night with a pistol in tow- https://t.co/qKAqOgxpcl
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@terryschappert Pretty sure it read “BEFORE” you grew up ugly. Don’t you have anything from earlier?
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I can’t imagine you’re arguing that you can “live and let live” your way out of this mess. That has got to be the most naive stance that I consistently see on the Right.
Live and let live is great. If you wanted to keep doing it, you should have stopped the communists earlier. https://twitter.com/popplepronk/status/1430618452364959746
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Kamala must be mentoring Blinken. https://twitter.com/laralogan/status/1430610431291297794
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Joe Biden already is. You’re not. See the problem yet? https://twitter.com/govkristinoem/status/1430529601265147911
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Heavy D doing everything right by his state and still being underwater by ten points with women is just......man. We are in serious trouble in this country. My word. https://twitter.com/ryangirdusky/status/1430611662160150533
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Me to my son: “James, go get a loaf of bread out of the deep freezer.”
<he returns empty handed>
Me: “Where’s my bread?”
James: “It was frozen shut.”
Me: “Ok so where’s my bread?”
<James heads back to the freezer> https://twitter.com/caroljsroth/status/1430601750839533577
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FLASHFORWARD:
Biden admin: "We got every American who wanted to leave out."
Media: "How do you know?"
Biden admin: "Shut up."
Media: "Ok."
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Just going out on a limb here, but maybe the reason Gutfeld is winning is because Gutfeld is actually....funny. https://www.newsweek.com/greg-gutfeld-king-late-night-his-fox-news-show-beats-colbert-kimmel-letterman-1622680
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Always a privilege to be the great @JesseKellyDC's guest--here we talk about how wrong it is to mask children; about the hubris of the would-be tyrants among the Democrats, the Party of Government; and about savvy political survivor, now NY Gov., Hochul: https://t.co/PYgGGgQSJj
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This right here is a man who understands what it means to be free. This is the type of person you should follow.
Ian Smith
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Quick update: @govmurphy moves to seize our personal assets to collect on his $15,479.76 per day fine. Financial subpoenas served to Frank and I - must fill out. Hands in pockets soon. Oh well, we’re open. 🇺🇸👊🏻 https://t.co/03Wvs8uYTr
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If you took the vaccine because you think it’s best for your health, good for you. That’s your business.
If you took it so tyrants will leave you alone and you’re angry others won’t do the same, you’re pathetic.
Stand up and be free. My word.
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High school football players in Washington are being forced to wear ankle monitors — yes, like people on parole wear — to track them for covid. The madness just keeps growing. https://t.co/t8aCZKzpme
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Y’all are mad now, but wait until Biden and his team take a huge victory lap on September 11th with Americans still trapped in Afghanistan. Just wait. It’s gonna infuriate you like nothing else.
And it’s coming. I promise you.
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Ok. That works. https://twitter.com/matthewdavidha4/status/1430360076267794437
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Smh
Tim
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@JesseKellyDC https://t.co/3bQJsn6ycv
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Delete this https://twitter.com/dontsjw/status/1430359865172578304
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I just...wow. https://twitter.com/seventhevan/status/1430357904347975680
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There’s something wrong with all of you. https://twitter.com/tehbignic/status/1430357161008369668
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Ok. That’s enough. You’re all done. Quit it. https://twitter.com/lorien19731/status/1430356349171470337
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I can’t. https://twitter.com/aidanfahrtz/status/1430355988754882562
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@kyledrakeinf Mother of god
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Garlic bread is better than bacon. And I want everyone to know, that hurts me. I’m physically pained to say that. But it’s true and everyone knows it. Garlic bread and bacon in front of you, you’re all picking garlic bread if you weren’t worried about judgment. https://twitter.com/uurys1/status/1430353872711733248
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In all seriousness, I take human seriously. I’ve seen plenty of death, but human life is a serious thing.
That said, there are plenty of people I’d kill for garlic bread. No question.
Jesse Kelly
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: I love my people.
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It’s amazing how superior garlic bread is to every other food on earth.
Jesse Kelly
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: In all seriousness, I take human seriously. I’ve seen plenty of death, but human life is a serious thing.
That said, there are plenty of people I’d kill for garlic bread. No question.
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It’s amazing how superior garlic bread is to every other food on earth.
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@JesseKellyDC is the best account on the whole twitter machine. Retweet if you agree, like if you disagree. https://t.co/SgZYHEQoUi
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5yr old- “Mommy, why do you tell me to clean my room?”
Me-“Having your own room makes it your responsibility. YOU have to keep it clean.”
5yr old- “So it’s my room & my stuff?”
Me- “Correct”
5yr old- *Closes door in my face
Screams from the other side- “Mind your business!” https://t.co/5AsRMv0Abf
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I wish the modern “civil rights” leader knew how much he looks a guy still trying to sell beepers at the mall. https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1430344928802922496
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Did they get their free Krispy Kreme donut with the vax yet though? https://twitter.com/reuters/status/1430316508429918210
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@JesseKellyDC: The communists: “I’m gonna use every tiny bit of power I get to gain more of it, further the goals of my cause, and crush my enemies.”
The Right: “Welp, nothing I can do about that. Freedom. Free. Freedom freedom freedomfest. Free free liberty free.”
Barf.
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The communists are turning all the animals loose for a reason. They’ll need these people leading their violent street enforcement mobs in the coming years.
Get to the range. https://twitter.com/mrandyngo/status/1429834482199187465
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Making the world a better place. One cheeseburger at a time.
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It all comes back to patriotism and our anti-American education system. Every single thing you see right now is because the people leading this nation have no love of country and no concern for its standing in the world.
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#JesseForJeopardy https://t.co/JEUhrPG37r
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I should be the host of Jeopardy because I’m a total break from what they had before. I’d just be a total jerk to everyone and mock them to their stupid nerd faces. #JesseForJeopardy https://t.co/k2gVn2VtAA
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I should be the host of Jeopardy because I’m a total break from what they had before. I’d just be a total jerk to everyone and mock them to their stupid nerd faces. #JesseForJeopardy https://twitter.com/imao_/status/1430257113973014533
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FACT: People who aren’t busy assume everyone isn’t busy.
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Democrats about to cram through a $3.5 trillion dollar bill with everything they’ve ever wanted because Democrats play for keeps.
If this was the GOP, they’d be scolding the base about how this bill was “bad before the midterms”.
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This spells a GOP senate and house after 2022.
Which of course, they’ll do nothing with. https://twitter.com/tombevanrcp/status/1430190757164560392
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If we’re just gonna bend over for everyone, might as well just put Kamala in there.
Jordan Rachel
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Month 7 of Joe Biden’s presidency:
Terrorists are telling him what to do and he is following their orders.
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Imagine being so neutered as a nation that you allow the Taliban to give you a deadline. https://twitter.com/curtishouck/status/1430187772292259849
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Our elected officials have gotten way too comfortable speaking like this to the people. Way too comfortable. https://t.co/AeDyie5kGy
Jesse Kelly
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: Let me be real clear about something: You’re an American. Your politicians don’t EVER get to offer you a “stick”. They can ask. They can’t tell. And they can’t ever threaten. Take your stick and shove it up your de Blasio.
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Our elected officials have gotten way too comfortable speaking like this to the people. Way too comfortable. https://twitter.com/thefirstontv/status/1430190513928425481
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I mean, that’s a pretty small price to pay. https://t.co/8Yvehj8yNF
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CC: @KamalaHarris https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1429877153143869444
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American education system plus empire. https://t.co/8hAfpq8tNA
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*asshole https://twitter.com/fredrob78197338/status/1429881843545948160
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As I’ve been warning, history is littered with the story of nations creating a separate class of people responsible for all society’s problems.
That’s Step 1. We’ve moved on to Step 2 where they’re all just deciding how that class should be punished. https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1429868818835324930/video/1
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Who could have predicted this move? LOL https://t.co/SkzCn8YOgK
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Please save lives and hang yourself with those sheets. https://t.co/CZfTXVGRmn
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“Do what you want with your body but don’t tell anyone else what to do with theirs.” is now a controversial take because with live in a society of scared sheep.
And scared people are the most vicious, violent people. Always.
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10,000 American civilians trapped behind an army of barbarians in a foreign land. This is how much they care. https://twitter.com/BNeidhardt/status/1429215509778685954/video/1
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Jesse calls them communists, I call them neo-Marxists. Tomayto, tomahto. The important thing is to recognise their enormous power across institutions. https://t.co/86nuwoZ5Fm
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This doesn’t bother me because I’ve always known the communists don’t care about black people. Or women. Or gay people.
Communists care about communism. The SECOND you stop being useful to their goal, they’ll destroy you. Ask any black person who’s on the Right. Or woman. https://t.co/D7XRqY48Zb
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Tried to warn everyone drastic measures should have been taken back when that pipeline got hacked. We paid a ransom and the administration basically said, “not much problem”.
We just DRIP weakness under Biden. They’re all coming for us now. https://twitter.com/jacquiheinrich/status/1429173367643516936
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This doesn’t bother me because I’ve always known the communists don’t care about black people. Or women. Or gay people.
Communists care about communism. The SECOND you stop being useful to their goal, they’ll destroy you. Ask any black person who’s on the Right. Or woman. https://t.co/D7XRqY48Zb
Jesse Kelly
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: By the way, this is why “Democrats are the real racists!” takes are lame. Not because it’s defensive. But because it’s not true.
They actually don’t care about race at all. It means nothing to them. They care so only about the cause and will use anyone to achieve that end.
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You could conceivably combine the Navy and Coast Guard. But you can’t combine the Marines and Army because men shouldn’t serve with women. https://twitter.com/jamie2181/status/1429121567469051905
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This doesn’t bother me because I’ve always known the communists don’t care about black people. Or women. Or gay people.
Communists care about communism. The SECOND you stop being useful to their goal, they’ll destroy you. Ask any black person who’s on the Right. Or woman.
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The things I love most about the Biden era include the return to normalcy, the soaring national confidence, and, above all, the competence of our leadership. Friends, America is back!
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BIDEN: “Come on, Americans can just go to the airport, man.”
THE AIRPORT:
https://twitter.com/BarakRavid/status/1429076033270165510/video/1
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Tough to beat
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Made my youngest son carry a bunch of chairs into the track meet. Halfway in he tells me his arm is hurting. I tell him to switch arms. He says, “I can’t flinch now. Not with all these girls here.”
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PERSPECTIVE: Just the average spice cupboard in everyone’s home is something kings throughout history would have killed for. Count your blessings.
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Water that tree, Aussies. Water that tree. We’re rooting for you. https://twitter.com/theinsiderpaper/status/1428943599140581377
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Terrible as it is, this Afghanistan is the most valuable unmasking of our cultural rot and I’ve ever seen. It’s all laid out in front of you. Now you see it. https://twitter.com/seanmdav/status/1428844052343107585
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For practical purposes
The USA no longer has a President
its a Vizier class squabble with each other.
Managing narratives has replaced actual problem solving
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“Once a person has been demoralized, exposure to true information does nothing to him. I could take him to the Soviet Union by force and show him the concentration camps and he would still refuse to believe it.” -Yuri Besmenov
The Hill
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Vaccinated man dies in Florida, daughters share their anger and urge people to get vaccinated https://t.co/vEnI3rGsmy https://t.co/7HCsGklqRG
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FYI: Joe Biden forgot Lloyd Austin’s name again today and nobody caught it.
His defense secretary. In a time of military crisis.
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One of my buddies took a road trip with his long-term girlfriend some years back. They got a flat on a desert road in California. He called AAA. She dumped him the next week. True story. https://twitter.com/ezraceleste/status/1428780243473502213
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One corporate press stenographer changed up his pre-approved question. Biden literally answered, "I thought the question was," before attempting to answer the new question.
Insane. Clown regime stuff.
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Never refer to me as Senator McCarthy again. He didn’t go near far enough. https://twitter.com/thinsolidfilms/status/1428797413242908680
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REMINDER: The communist only cares about communism. Nothing else. It’s why they’ve murdered so many people. Each and every thing that happens on this earth is only another opportunity for the communist to serve his god. https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1428782638257614848
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Never am I more proud of my listeners than when they blast my staff for their garbage opinions.
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“First part of your question I can’t remember now.” -President Joe Biden
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@jigawatt97 @Nate___Taylor Now you ruined it.
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@Nate___Taylor Bet Eve was a dime tho
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I’d like to watch David stroll up to a 9’ giants like he’s the baddest dude on the planet and sink a rock in his forehead. https://t.co/3orxYtXqEx
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: *giant. Whatever. I went to community college.
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I’d like to watch David stroll up to a 9’ giants like he’s the baddest dude on the planet and sink a rock in his forehead. https://twitter.com/christianamillr/status/1428683659683549189
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Doesn’t matter. Genuinely doesn’t matter what he says or doesn’t say. Either our troops AND our civilians get out safely or his presidency doesn’t survive this.
Democrats won’t let him lose the senate for them. https://twitter.com/SebastianAFP/status/1428765144142712834
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The narratives always collapse in the end.
What would be nice would be the Right finding some balls and not helping the communists set the false narrative in the beginning. Every time. https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1428680302369574916
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Safest kid in the world at the moment. https://twitter.com/julio_rosas11/status/1428754858413277184
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Can’t tell you what a great sign it is that not a single person on saw on the Right bought that truck bomb guy yesterday. Seriously. The entire movement was all:
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Nobody more qualified to ease that tension buildup. https://twitter.com/ap/status/1428759763882582024
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Could it be that way because the media and politicians are once again serving up fear porn instead of being helpful and actually "following the science"? Hmmmm... https://t.co/YIshkmCuvv
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"The science changes"
Yes, it keeps changing into things people said months ago and got banned for
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I swear!
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I only wish there was a way for me to find that poor lady who just caught me smelling the queso in the studio fridge so I can explain that I made the decision not to eat it.
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Remember the kind of people you’re dealing with.
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Diversity = commissars
Inclusion = purges and censorship
Equity = socialism
Justice = communism
The more you know!
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The Democrat Governor of Illinois - J.B. Pritzer - wears a mask to show you how serious he is about his health. https://t.co/3w06W0mBgG
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@JesseKellyDC: And no, I’m not saying the Right would end his presidency. Our politicians are too weak and pathetic for that. But the Left, they play for keeps. I could absolutely see them taking him down.
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Fear turns people into monsters. It’s how every horrific atrocity in history came to be.
“Get vaccinated or you don’t deserve medical care and I’ll laugh at you when you die.” -a lot of Americans who’ve allowed a virus to turn them into demons
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Just so everyone knows, someone’s head is gonna get chopped off for this mess. Will probably be Milley. But it will all be symbolic. He’ll be allowed to resign with full pension and he’ll be making $500k a year on the board of a defense contractor.
The System protects its own.
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I’m so embarrased that I have just recently started listening to your podcast. Patriots, if you aren’t listening to this man do yourself a favor and start immediately. My son and I listen to you everyday now. https://t.co/hOs2lJvO7m
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PRO TIP: Absolutely nothing can save this country unless the anti-American education system is burned to the ground and rebuilt as something different.
Everything else is rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.
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Wildest thing about all this is it’s only beginning. https://twitter.com/thefirstontv/status/1428178654815686659
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PRO TIP: Absolutely nothing can save this country unless the anti-American education system is burned to the ground and rebuilt as something different.
Everything else is rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.
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Dear residents of Miami Dade School Board seat 7, if you want to recall your school board member, I will represent you for free.
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I’m back with @JesseKellyDC tonight @TheFirstonTV and I’m sure we will both be brilliant. Join us.
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(h/t @Cernovich)
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Lesson learned. You pull out and Kamala will stop speaking to you. https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1428148297454206978
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I'm coming up in @JesseKellyDC! Tune in
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@JesseKellyDC attacking republicans from the right, again. (For the record I support female sufferage but this is too funny not to share.) https://t.co/TK383fwlmQ
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What do I like about @JesseKellyDC? He's like a funny junior high school kid with a vast knowledge of history, and in impressive clarity on what is really happening in the world. https://t.co/OpMpdBU0qf
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I’m ready for President Kamala. If we’re gonna get screwed this hard in front of the whole world, let’s at least get someone in there with experience.
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I’m ready for President Kamala. If we’re gonna get screwed this hard in front of the whole world, let’s at least get someone in there with experience.
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Can hardly blame the guy. When everything is going this well, doesn’t hurt to put your feet up and grab a little R & R. https://twitter.com/wmalnews/status/1428103820026986497
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Game over, Taliban https://t.co/wcvuRciGBS
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Why...why would he say that out loud? https://t.co/lRk7L7DbUJ
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@JesseKellyDC Sassy gays and stunning trans woman of color will no doubt rescue them
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No doubt
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I can’t imagine how many Americans are hiding in Afghanistan right now. They’re all alone and they’re scared. People are dying around them. There are screams. And all they can think at this moment is, “I hope the group of people coming to save me are diverse enough.”
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Sure you can. Just pretend they sauntered into the Capitol building on January 6th. https://twitter.com/dailycaller/status/1428085308722196481
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I know it was. We called yesterday’s show “Chickenhawk”. Link is here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/chicken-hawk/id1506063411?i=1000532333340 https://twitter.com/unintendedmax/status/1428043920013881345
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Today is the 101st anniversary is of the #19thAmendment .
Shoutout to being $30 trillion in debt, flooded with nice-sounding government entitlement programs, an immigration policy that won’t deport a single child, and a nation run entirely by emotion.
Good job, everyone.
Jesse Kelly
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: No better way to celebrate the anniversary of the #19thAmendment than by scrolling through social media and seeing droves of women calling for unchecked immigration from Afghanistan because they saw sad pictures on the internet.
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Today is the 101st anniversary is of the #19thAmendment .
Shoutout to being $30 trillion in debt, flooded with nice-sounding government entitlement programs, an immigration policy that won’t deport a single child, and a nation run entirely by emotion.
Good job, everyone.
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Not a single friend of mine told me about these before they sold out? Y’all are selfish. https://twitter.com/breaking911/status/1427769404960518144
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I know it’s all terrible but one does have to appreciate the fact that General Milley sacrificed his reputation pretending to care about “white rage” for these people and they’re gonna repay him by blaming him for Afghanistan. That’s so glorious.
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We’ve officially entered the phase where everyone knows a scalp will be taken and they’re all pointing out the other guy’s head of hair.
Disclose.tv 🚨
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JUST IN - Biden ignored General Mark Milley's request to keep 2,500 troops in #Afghanistan and dismissed warnings about the stability of the country from Defense Secretary Austin, report claims.
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The muzzle discipline in these pictures and videos is giving me the twitches. https://twitter.com/dodi_rains/status/1427963595732684812
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For my bro’s that are feeling a bit down about Afghanistan.
DON’T!
We are the those that ran forward and volunteered many times over!
We are those that ran, rucked, trucked, planned, and executed everything necessary in preparing for combat!
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Oh look, another dude bragging about crying.
Fellas, it’s ok to cry. Don’t do it at work. And don’t celebrate it like it’s some great accomplishment. Good grief.
Adam B. Hill, M.D.
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Hi. I’m a healthcare worker crying at the hospital. It’s important to show more of this. https://t.co/iw0bHBFrn4
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Not trying to minimize what people are going through at the moment, but maybe set aside terms like “never before” when it comes to Afghanistan.
What you’re seeing is the entire history of the world. That’s what it is. You just have pictures and video and twitter now.
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Y’all should be a lot more worried about the monsters we’re creating here than you are about the ones across the Pacific. https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1427973570131546114
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I’m just glad I don’t live in a country where the ruling Party arrests its political opponents and tears down its historical monuments.
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Taliban destroy statue of foe, stoking fears after moderation claims https://t.co/Nx7zBrHG2E https://t.co/BfKfrsvoQh
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90% of the politicians and pundits on the Right think the challenge we’re facing is getting people vaccinated and not the “othering” of those who made a different choice.
What a bunch of naive eunuchs. I wish I was a communist sometimes. They see the game and fight for it.
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: “I think everyone should get vaccinated but I’m uncomfortable with mandates.”
Put that on a poster. That’s exactly how the Right lost the culture to the communists.
Play their game on their field with their refs enforcing their rules. And wonder why you lost.
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90% of the politicians and pundits on the Right think the challenge we’re facing is getting people vaccinated and not the “othering” of those who made a different choice.
What a bunch of naive eunuchs. I wish I was a communist sometimes. They see the game and fight for it.
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And taking a think tank senior fellowship to write “Afghanistan: why and how it all went wrong” doesn’t count. Apologies aren’t enough. We need Congressional investigations, transparent, full audits, discharges and censures and, in certain cases, even criminal liability. https://t.co/27cKdKylXb
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Not one American politician or general has taken even a tiny amount of responsibility for disaster of Afghanistan.
My brothers who fought there deserve better.
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Not one American politician or general has taken even a tiny amount of responsibility for disaster of Afghanistan.
My brothers who fought there deserve better.
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My fall plans. The Delta variant https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1426173709723779074/photo/1
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The 2nd Amendment wasn’t about hunting deer. The 2nd Amendment was about hunting despots. https://twitter.com/maddog4biden/status/1424975558287503360
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The fans make it all worth it.
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People say I’m selfish but I’ve always wanted a drone and I still bought one for the Taliban before I got one for myself.
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“violence is wrong”
Good gawd. I wonder how many Westerners say things like this. Man, we have seriously failed somewhere along the way. https://twitter.com/chris2020cjh/status/1426239782997397504
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Why did Callum’s dad “film the incident” instead of breaking the fingers of every person who laid a hand on his son? https://twitter.com/bbcessex/status/1425706605211963397
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“The worse the better.” -Vladimir Lenin
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COMING UP: @DevinNunes joins "I'm Right" with @JesseKellyDC!
They'll discuss the fight against Big Tech, the government's abuse of intelligence agencies, the future of the GOP and Gavin Newsom's recall.
WATCH NOW: https://t.co/jT3FUwM7Nk https://t.co/L8g9LUcaMt
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The Private who loses a rifle gets in more trouble than the General who loses a war.
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Whoa! Not sure the Taliban can withstand this. https://twitter.com/usembassykabul/status/1425802211397881858
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I miss the days when “mandate” was just referencing Friday night in the Air Force.
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CC: @womensmarch https://twitter.com/itsgoneawry/status/1425963250915713029
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Another COVID death. https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1425885471410950151
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@terryschappert I don’t have anything negative to say. It’s just legitimately so cool to me to see you find a dog who looks like you.
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Ditch class and go find some chicks. https://twitter.com/cameron_arcand/status/1425954647647289346
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Our best military academies? You can minor in Diversity & Inclusion Studies at West Point.
See the problem yet? https://twitter.com/chrisgabledo/status/1425936541243879428
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“No one tell you to worry about coronavirus is worried about coronavirus.” - @JesseKellyDC https://t.co/pZk7sdK3nc
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What? https://twitter.com/zmaczekiel/status/1425931049075347463
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America’s foreign policy will make more sense to you when you realize that even the Pentagon is full of America-hating academics with little to no experience in this thing we call the real world.
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But for the low low price of $49.99 a month, you can sign up for Pfizer Plus. The subscription service that will keep your safe from all the variants forever! Call now cause supplies are limited. https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1425898517835419649
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He is. https://twitter.com/danielscongress/status/1425912525850386437
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Don’t underestimate me. https://twitter.com/csydelko/status/1425917875601264641
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i https://t.co/kjVrH5xabu https://t.co/7F9zRRMzzL
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When you and the bro are on the hunt for new interns: https://t.co/aGbOUIkSvI
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When you and the bro are on the hunt for new interns: https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1425870306275733509/video/1
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If you work in national security/defense and you are “shocked” at the speed the Taliban has gained control of Afghanistan once the US left, do us all a favor and find a new career field - You are part of the problem that led us to a failed 20 year war.
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It’s not as if we weren’t warned about the “long march through the institutions.”
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How did we lose the FBI, CDC, and every other government agency to the communists?
Well, while we were cutting taxes and ignoring that icky cultural stuff the communists were creating a pipeline between academia and the bureaucracy.
And just like that, you lose your country.
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My kids don’t wear masks. Maybe you’re the problem. https://twitter.com/chrisjones2083/status/1425880686842494989
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I can’t wait to see a picture of this idiot intubated https://t.co/v3luyuGpaJ
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I didn’t get vaccinated because I don’t believe in getting vaccines for things that don’t pose a serious threat to me. I don’t judge anyone who did though. It’s your body. Have at it.
I do judge you trying to force me to do something though. I judge harshly.
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I didn’t get vaccinated because I don’t believe in getting vaccines for things that don’t pose a serious threat to me. I don’t judge anyone who did though. It’s your body. Have at it.
I do judge you trying to force me to do something though. I judge harshly.
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How did we lose the FBI, CDC, and every other government agency to the communists?
Well, while we were cutting taxes and ignoring that icky cultural stuff the communists were creating a pipeline between academia and the bureaucracy.
And just like that, you lose your country.
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This thread. https://twitter.com/ian_mckelvey/status/1425794735889866752
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As I keep trying to explain, there is no end to this madness until these people are stopped. You think this is crazy? They’re going to infect and destroy things that never even OCCURRED to you. They only see what they haven’t destroyed yet. You can’t possibly think like them. https://twitter.com/cnn/status/1425868465089486854
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Y'all realize that if you get to invent "rights"...then we do too, right?
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CC: @KamalaHarris https://twitter.com/a_mrbenmitchell/status/1424365212795277318
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@MichaelBerrySho Nobody in the history of the world has called them Johnnycakes. Nobody.
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Notice how the media knows exactly who the chump is. They know who to work on. https://twitter.com/cnnpolitics/status/1425832468599304202
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I know. https://twitter.com/rexehorne1/status/1425828096574246924
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Just read the entire article. No mention at all of who is responsible for these attacks. Oh wait. One name was mentioned. Donald Trump.
Weird. https://twitter.com/ap/status/1425829810215874561
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Not a single person died protecting the Capitol on January 6th. Not one. This is something all 99 of the senators know.
But we’re in an era when lies become truth. https://twitter.com/craigcaplan/status/1425245302957780995
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Twitter’s censoring this video, so now you pretty much have to watch it. https://t.co/aFtLA0SbEw
Sebastian Gorka DrG
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More COVID facts the CDC & Biden Administration doesn't want you to hear. https://t.co/WRaLZtqC0f
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One day when some Right wing group does something unspeakable and I’m asked to give a comment on it, I’m gonna respond “That group is just an idea.”
Those who know will know.
Jesse Kelly
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: It should be noted that you really shouldn’t celebrate where we’re going. Sounds fun to do on social media, it’s much less fun when you see it and hear it and smell it. This is terrible for our country. It saddens me. But I don’t control the arc of history.
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In the coming years, you will start to see actual violence from the Right as we pull apart as a nation. It’s terrible. But it is absolutely inevitable. History says it so. When this violence breaks out, just remember how The System normalized it when it was happening to you. https://t.co/mmw13y71CA
Jesse Kelly
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: One day when some Right wing group does something unspeakable and I’m asked to give a comment on it, I’m gonna respond “That group is just an idea.”
Those who know will know.
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In the coming years, you will start to see actual violence from the Right as we pull apart as a nation. It’s terrible. But it is absolutely inevitable. History says it so. When this violence breaks out, just remember how The System normalized it when it was happening to you. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1425823152484110337/photo/1
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Government always defaults to control because people in government aren’t smart or talented enough to come up with any other solution.
It’s why Fauci is making $400k leeching off the taxpayer instead of $5 million a year in Malibu.
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Communism: The promise to hurt the people you blame for your problems in exchange for power. https://twitter.com/sami_baaj/status/1425611081242787842
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This would be a good time for everybody to stop.
Or nobody will stop https://t.co/FX61TjqwdX
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Did the communists honestly think this kind of thing was only gonna go one way forever? https://t.co/JRPpbb7GVO
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Did the communists honestly think this kind of thing was only gonna go one way forever? https://twitter.com/natalie_allison/status/1425449438202548224
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In case you were wondering if I’ve always been based. https://twitter.com/kyrstensinema/status/24136797798
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Remember this when your kindergartener has a mask on in school this year.
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Obama was always such an arrogant, entitled, self-centered prick. He knew how bad having that party looked. But like always, it wouldn’t even occur to him to deny himself the finer things in life.
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@aub_kelly Just encouraging your protest.
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You die… but you get to come back as someone famous.
Choose… and choose wisely.
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Joe Biden is extremely creepy around kids and everyone on earth can see it and it’s amazing he gets away with it. Amazing.
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: There’s more evidence Joe Biden is pedophile than there ever was that Donald Trump has a racist bone in his body.
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Like Christmas morning for old Uncle Joe. https://t.co/PgS4FZYkLC
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: Joe Biden is extremely creepy around kids and everyone on earth can see it and it’s amazing he gets away with it. Amazing.
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President bad touch is at it again… https://twitter.com/FearTheFloof/status/1423426376896499717/photo/1
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Like Christmas morning for old Uncle Joe. https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1423397114047082497/video/1
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America’s politicians have gotten way too comfortable speaking to a free people this way. https://t.co/fZ5C5HzQgt
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: “Do what I tell you or I’ll hurt you some more”
That’s a thing American politicians are saying. Start disobeying these people.
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America’s politicians have gotten way too comfortable speaking to a free people this way.
Jack Posobiec 🇺🇸
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BREAKING: Governor of Maryland suggests he will impose more lockdowns due to people believing ‘conspiracy theories’ about the vaccine https://t.co/FnM5dkRyE7
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These communists missed a REALLY crucial step if they’re planning on continuing down this path. A VERY, very crucial step.
Cernovich
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"Hopefully soon our 5 to 11-year-olds will be eligible for vaccination on top of that. We don’t want to separate families.” - NYC Mayor Bill Deblasio.
https://t.co/5eYHb1Q30P
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Maybe an early red flag was Biden standing in front of a bunch of black people and making up a story about taking on a gangster named Corn Pop cause he didn’t want his jheri curl in the public pool?
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Lots of laughs and interesting conversation with @JesseKellyDC. We talked about the New Right and why Republicans are such cowards. I also asked him the most important question of all: What is your favorite thing about yourself? Check it out! https://t.co/a1DNsVRYtc
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Anyway, I look forward to the bold GOP midterm election strategy to campaign on tax cuts.
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The reason I rant about education and government schools so much is because of what you’re seeing now. There is no common ground with these people. They’ve been taught to hate this country. You want it saved. They want it burnt to the ground. We have different goals.
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Tell your mom I said hey. https://twitter.com/pvtjoker308fmj/status/1422949434871197711
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Yup. Just like they know the unfettered influx of migrants (most unvaxxed, many covid positive) is happening but they don't care because it is intentional. Just like all the other chaos you're seeing right now. Economic chaos, eviction chaos, covid chaos...all part of the plan. https://t.co/6YVEY0FALT
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Your government wants you broke, isolated, jobless, depressed, childless, medicated, and entirely dependent on government for your entire existence.
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Really regretting my Rochelle Walensky vote.
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The Red Scare: What your child’s communist college professor calls the one time in American history when we took the threat of internal Marxism seriously. (Though we didn’t go near far enough) https://twitter.com/acrossmediums/status/1422941228568440835
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@JesseKellyDC The War on Small Business- shake out the small landlords, let the big ones buy up the properties with basically free debt. One more set of wealth creation opportunities crushed, one more win for central planning.
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@JesseKellyDC: Let me break this down quickly again for everyone: They (the mega wealthy/politicians/etc) think they should run the world. You (the normal middle class person) are the thing standing between them and that power. You are their enemy. They want to hurt you.
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@Grdnsewcookread Hang in there. 👊🏻
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I've been there. Call for help or if you just want to talk. https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org https://t.co/7U9JP2U9Dc
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PRO TIP: Suicide is a terrible thing. Terrible thing. One of the worst things. There’s a time to set politics aside. Suicide is one of those times.
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Never trust anyone with two first names
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Well, this is awkward.
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Save some chicks for the rest of us, bro. https://twitter.com/benjaminwittes/status/1422296635514793984
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PRO TIP: Suicide is a terrible thing. Terrible thing. One of the worst things. There’s a time to set politics aside. Suicide is one of those times.
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Lindsey Graham has tested positive for COVID and will quarantine for 10 days before he starts pretending again that he was "getting to the bottom of things."
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What Joe Biden is doing at our border is impeachable. It’s more impeachable than Watergate. This is an attack on the sovereignty of America and it’s coming from the Oval Office.
Republicans should move to impeach after 2022. https://twitter.com/chiproytx/status/1422278127238189062
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The System protects its own. https://twitter.com/washingtonian/status/1422252606601109509
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Hold up, so his absolute dime of a date starts going down from heat stroke and he just leaves her there and keeps going.
Nah. Stand by for more on this story. Something smells. https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1422251461958844421
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Every single thing we did in response to COVID did nothing to stop its spread. All that misery. All that debt. All that loss. It was all for nothing.
We know this. We see the difference between open places and closed places. But many will never accept it. The pain is too much.
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Feels good seeing a brotha get ahead.
New York Post
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Activist Shaun King lives lavishly in lakefront New Jersey home https://t.co/eDk318T2VM https://t.co/OomvfZAcuX
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@JesseKellyDC This is why everyone needs to read & spread the message on The War on Small Business right now-- you need to understand the scope of what is going on and the barriers being created for access to wealth creation opportunities and economic freedom.
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I don’t know what’s more fascinating:
-Watching the global reset of our way of life as the wealthy and powerful gather all for themselves and wipe out the middle class.
or
-That so many people can’t see it happening and think it’s about a virus.
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Consolidation or elimination of small business and private property ownership is surging ... eerily similar to every transition to communism the world has ever seen. This is scary stuff, folks --- it's happening in warp speed right before our eyes. And, nobody is stopping it. https://t.co/LndfUtex72
Jack Posobiec 🇺🇸
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Blackstone Profits from the Foreclosure Crisis - Invitation Tenants https://t.co/8URfg1Iea6
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I did hear cats could get covid but I didn’t know how serious it is. It’s good to have a veterinarian like you to inform us from the inside of your animal hospital. https://t.co/zkf7Kz8V8K
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Didn’t realize the FBI was still investigating itself. https://twitter.com/ap/status/1421283846646116355
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Jesse Kelly talks to Tucker Carlson about PayPal partnering with the ADL: “The commies are moving through every single institution to silence you, to silence normal people.”
Read more: https://t.co/F9ZgtI65xt https://t.co/PoTqVW7gbG
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Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC ) on Tucker discussing the fascism of the controlling Big Tech working to cancel people form their services.
Joe Biden has the brain function of Major Biden 🤔🤣
Clip 1 of 2 https://t.co/I2bnAVj99b
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“Joe Biden has the brain function of Major Biden”
- @JesseKellyDC
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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We won’t see any relief from COVID hysteria until the next time a black guy has a confrontation with the cops.
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I’ll be on @FoxNews with @TuckerCarlson tonight at 8:20 ET to make everyone mad again. https://t.co/4zujOY0z7g
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: I can’t wait. You’re the best.
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@DomesticCEOCat It better.
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Been trying to tell everyone what’s coming. Doing everything I can to get the communists to listen and understand what the next steps are for the Right if they don’t back off.
They won’t listen. So the Right will choose a monster to lead them. Only a matter of time. https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1421254301121384453
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1. “You can do anything a man can do.”
2. “You’re a hapless dumb oaf who should just let your woman do the thinking.”
Brittany Martinez
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What’s the worst lie society tells women? And what’s the worst lie society tells men?
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Ladies,
I cannot stress this enough, Disney movies aren’t real. The animals can’t speak English. They don’t want to be friends. They’re not cuddly and soft. They’re not replacements for your kids.
They’ll kill you. Stay away from wild animals.
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Yellowstone tourist charged for getting illegally close to grizzly bear https://t.co/Oc7cJUsGQ8 https://t.co/XaG5XIW8eC
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Thanks?? https://twitter.com/PatrickTakei/status/1421242356393709568
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I’ll be on @FoxNews with @TuckerCarlson tonight at 8:20 ET to make everyone mad again.
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Not one person screaming hysterically today has acknowledged their failures and deception from yesterday.
So I’m still not listening.
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REMINDER: What Joe Biden is doing with the Southern border is impeachable.
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This person works at Harvard. I cannot stress to you how bad the future of the country looks if these people continue to be the gatekeepers at America’s elite universities. https://twitter.com/laurasimonelew/status/1421128432109371395
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I’m sorry, what? https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1421172255569104897
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Yes, I am absolutely willing to risk you getting COIVD so I can be free.
It’s not even a close call.
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320 people are dying of COVID per day nationwide. 1700 are dying per day of heart disease. 1600 of cancer. 473 from accidents. The COVID death rate is a tenth of what it was at its peak. 9 of the 10 most populated cities are recording 5 or fewer COVID deaths per day. Perspective.
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The most reasonable and sane covid delta variant discussion on the planet on today’s @clayandbuck show with @BuckSexton. Plus, best Marvel superhero movie discussion with @JesseKellyDC. It’s great. Listen & subscribe: https://t.co/G4XvoH1NBw
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Oh man. Things must really not be going well for Biden. https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1421182708869386251
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A nation will not survive when its youth despises it and everything it represents https://t.co/zlI43QvySZ
Jack Posobiec 🇺🇸
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Florida students REFUSE to cheer for Team USA saying they 'don't like being American' and prefer to root 'for individuals'
https://t.co/mO4k0gtEgV
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Every new regime in history has purged the military of supporters of the old regime
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“So they asked me how much I’d be willing to take if it meant getting the job.”
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You wanna stay healthy? Stay Keto. #KetoLife
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Look how many people you thought were on your side turn into “Just get vaccinated so I can live!” servants the second government pulls out the whip.
Embarrassing.
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Remember when Dr. Birx told you not to see your family at Thanksgiving and then promptly flew to Delaware for a huge family Thanksgiving get together?
Please stop asking me to trust these people. Trust is earned.
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Yesterday’s nutjob spitting on soldiers is today’s CEO, Senator, and college professor. They moved off the street corner and now the anti-American savages control every single cultural pillar holding up our country.
Naïveté about this has doomed us. https://twitter.com/reaganrebellion/status/1421138148298346496
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To be fair, all of history’s great empires have run up against this problem at the end. Spoiled generations with no ties to what built the nation and no appreciation for what they have because they didn’t earn it. It will end us as it ended all the others. https://twitter.com/shamusknows/status/1421135550690562050
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How nations end.
Jack Posobiec 🇺🇸
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Florida students REFUSE to cheer for Team USA saying they 'don't like being American' and prefer to root 'for individuals'
https://t.co/mO4k0gtEgV
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Jesse Kelly after being proven right yet again: https://t.co/2NBrMPAmHa https://t.co/OCyQRypi81
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Me thinking about how many people who said I was a nutter are soon gonna be onboard with my national divorce idea: https://t.co/jlixZgmLmX
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@greg_price11 Delete this.
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This actually is pretty embarrassing for Republicans. Who plays beer pong with water? Get some PBR in there and buck up. https://twitter.com/Fritschner/status/1420864720962297862
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@JesseKellyDC @JoeC1776 Doesn't make you not a nutter, it just makes you not wrong
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@JoeC1776 Ok that’s fair.
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“Training as a Roman legionary after school hours: strengthens body and mind, forms team values, prepares you to invade any wayward province or barbarian territory.”
Well done to the teacher that organised this activity. 💯 https://t.co/kbIQIffmZs
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Me thinking about how many people who said I was a nutter are soon gonna be onboard with my national divorce idea:
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Some of us warned that voting for Biden would result in never ending restrictions and lockdowns.
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These people have gotten way too comfortable speaking this way to American citizens. Way too comfortable.
Disclose.tv 🚨
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NOW - Biden on #COVID19 vaccines: "It's still a question if the federal government can mandate the whole country, I don't know that yet."
https://t.co/JIuDwxJz24
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You will never know the motive behind this. I promise you that.
The System will lie about how deep the rot goes until the day comes when they simply can’t hide it anymore. Just like the Soviets did. https://twitter.com/YahooNews/status/1420864416233443336
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If the CDC, Biden, or any local leader recommends another lockdown, don’t comply. Businesses. Schools. Restaurants. No one should comply. https://t.co/OP9K1cSJo6
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You should get the vaccine so you won't get the virus or have to wear a mask, but just keep in mind you might still get the virus and will definitely need to continue wearing a mask.
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It's always the ones you least suspect https://t.co/nUsZE6WvJ7
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The fish doesn’t forget how to swim. https://twitter.com/JoyceFe37276192/status/1420819540817195019
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Women leaving the workforce to homeschool their children is the most positive thing to happen in American culture in a century.
Celebrate it.
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You need to replace every single service provider, health care professional, educational professional, financial advisor, real estate agent, whatever- replace them all as needed with people who share your world view.
Support people who support you.
It could even save your life.
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have you ever considered the possibility that you are one of the bad guys? https://t.co/BdxM49xuH3
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No fruit has been shortchanged by Big Fruit more than the nectarine. Vastly superior to the apple in nearly every way. Yet most barely know it exists.
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Sometimes the job is tough, but the fans make it all worth it.
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REMINDER: The communists don’t actually care about January 6th. They don’t care about anything but communism. They wouldn’t care if a thousand people died that day.
They just know they can use it to gain more power and intimidate their enemies.
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We’re entering a stage when a massive percentage of America’s population will distrust its institutions.
The next stage will be no longer viewing these institutions as legitimate. THAT’s when things will start getting dicey.
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@JesseKellyDC You’re a racist, ignorant, chauvinistic asshole…that is all.
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Not sure what the problem is. https://twitter.com/aub_kelly/status/1420749583001346053
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“What casket would you prefer?”
I swear, you dorks LARPing as commie revolutionaries are in for quite an awakening one day. https://twitter.com/sc_codeum/status/1420766495286644737
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Why would the attorney general trouble himself with voter fraud when he could be actively torpedoing every investigation that might take down a Democrat? https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1420765842019659780
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Not sure when I’ve ever denied that. https://twitter.com/emmabostian/status/1420765553241645065
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Because they’re women. https://twitter.com/OGtrilliams/status/1420755303373709312
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Remember when people were saying the coronavirus madness would end if Biden won the election and I told you all that it would never end until you refused to comply because people as a rule do not give back power?
Jesse Kelly
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: In case you think the people in power want coronavirus to end, just remember that coronavirus is the greatest thing ever to happen to Dr. Fauci. Coronavirus is the reason Biden is President.
These people love coronavirus.
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Remember when people were saying the coronavirus madness would end if Biden won the election and I told you all that it would never end until you refused to comply because people as a rule do not give back power?
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Your compliance is prolonging this nightmare.
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Nobody cared that black people flew first class. They probably cared because 10 women flying together was probably the most obnoxious thing in history for the people around you. You’re lucky the pilot didn’t just bail out of the plane. https://twitter.com/techgirl1908/status/1420186886916608001
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We went from "it's 100% effective" to "let's encourage our vaccine hesitant neighbors" to "it's your fault my vaccine isn't working" in the span of about a month.
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Oh don’t underestimate the violent capabilities of America’s communist youth. Mao handed China’s students a little red book and had them beating their teachers to death with nail bats.
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@JesseKellyDC The commie youngsters are even more scary and there's lots of them. They sit around dreaming about sending people who disagree with them to the guillotine.
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Look at how they speak to you. You think I’m being hyperbolic when I say America’s communists are no different than communists have always been. I’m not. This man would happily march you and your family off to a starvation camp if given the chance. Happily. https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1420203954919591937
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In a company, projects are evaluated, prioritized, priced, negotiated, then funded.
In Govt, they pick a dollar amount out of thin air and then decide how to divide it among crony interests. https://t.co/VVcdN7dPoQ
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FBI tried to frame the hero who stopped the attack. https://t.co/22VmfVNpb7
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We’ve been arguing for two day’s about US Women’s Gymnastics when we should just appreciate this being the last year when nobody on the team has a penis.
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At this point you should just plan on having to get a vaccine every time Jennifer Lopez gets engaged. https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1420544628642795523
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It’s quite easy when your goal is to destroy the place. https://twitter.com/darlashine/status/1420531940818571266
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And I say we should trust them. After all, why would they lie about such a thing?
Also, on an unrelated note, you should listen to The Jesse Kelly Show for all three hours every night. Or you’ll die. https://twitter.com/cnn/status/1420372247466942465
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You find out who people really are when things get bad.
Coronavirus revealed many of you to be tyrants. https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1420132290282262532
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If you’re complaining about inflation today, I hope you were against coronavirus lockdowns last year.
Otherwise you’re either lying or a moron.
Panic is expensive. I tried to warn y’all. Little did you know, I was the nice guy and you were the monster.
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@JeffOnTheRight You get me.
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I enjoy the suffering, anger, and anguish of my enemies. I know exactly what the cultural Marxists would do to me if they thought they could get away with it.
Their anger brings me joy. https://twitter.com/elliott_rocks/status/1420489359317405704
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Me too. She’s over there in the kitchen slaving away at dinner and I just told her to stop banging the pots while my shows are on. She seems frustrated. Sucks. https://twitter.com/RealNadiaB/status/1420487468801875969
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I just can’t believe everything isn’t going well after we paid hospitals to declare everything coronavirus and then paid people to sit at home and not work. I was sure all that was going to work out so well.
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This thread man. My word. https://twitter.com/bucksexton/status/1411079875667140611
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@RealKiraDavis No Grandma, I’m not. Road trips blow.
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The Olympics is gonna suck and everyone knows it. Whole world of athletes will be praising their country and we’ll field a bunch of ungrateful losers who bag on theirs every chance they get.
I hope I’m wrong. But I never am.
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There are more people who think like you than think like them.
They only hold all the power because they ran for office and you didn’t.
Go take everything back from them.
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“Wait, wieners are even cheaper now?”
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Today’s @clayandbuck show talks another swing and a miss for Trump prosecutions, Kamala under fire, weed suspensions for the Olympics, & the best movies to watch over the 4th of July holiday. @JesseKellyDC guest stars. Go listen, subscribe & rate: https://t.co/4Pycz6zz8b
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Balkanize. Move to a red area and make it redder by running for office. You are not safe from the communists in blue areas because the forces in power think you are the enemy.
Don’t live anywhere you can’t protect yourself. https://www.kwtx.com/2021/07/01/fort-hood-sergeant-indicted-murder-2020-death-austin-protester/
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REMINDER: Every effort you see today to make January 6th into some dangerous coup that almost brought down America is simply a pretext for Democrats using the full force of government against their political opponents by labeling them enemies of the state.
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You’re right. All of human history had it wrong. Scientists who can’t figure out how many genders there are have figured it out though. https://twitter.com/peacefulfathers/status/1410999331214311434
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I can’t wait. Jesse is the best. https://twitter.com/1200woai/status/1411019104010608643
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Just trying to be clear on the new rules here: So the female Olympic athletes are allowed to have a penis but not allowed to smoke weed? Do I have that right? https://twitter.com/andreloweja/status/1410746743424118786
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I don’t know what any of these words mean, but that really sounds like a private thing.
Legos For Trump 🇺🇸
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@JesseKellyDC Jesse I like your style, I'm sending you a Reki energy burst. You may feel a tingle.
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@JesseKellyDC: This may or may not be dropping tomorrow.
(See that? It’s called a “tease”. Learn the business. I’ve been doing this three whole years.)
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Fortify it. They’re coming. https://twitter.com/papadetre/status/1407446793101713415
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Only when I’m doing something official. As one of the world’s best drivers, I prefer to keep my life in my own hands. https://twitter.com/klowry42/status/1407450402275180545
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The left: Destroy everyone on the right.
The right: *points to an imaginary neutral observer* SEE HOW BAD THE LEFT IS!!!! https://t.co/jRsdsq80ZL
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Nothing going on in this country disheartens me more than when I make specific suggestions for playing offense against the Left. The Right simply cannot get there. They’re horrified by even the prospect of taking back ground.
We better lose the loser mentality or it’s over.
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Man, I wish he was wrong.
“Turn the other cheek!” -the rallying cry of the nutless American Right
Fight these people. The communists should be waking up at night in a cold sweat thinking about you. https://twitter.com/thirdleveljohn/status/1407445901216337922
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America’s communists are no different than communists have always been.
Lenin’s Cheka killed more people than the Red Army during the Russian Civil War.
The enemy is....you. Better wake up. https://twitter.com/ggreenwald/status/1407404362545176585
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Nothing going on in this country disheartens me more than when I make specific suggestions for playing offense against the Left. The Right simply cannot get there. They’re horrified by even the prospect of taking back ground.
We better lose the loser mentality or it’s over.
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Banning CRT from being taught is Step 1.
You running for school board and making sure your values are taught is a necessary Step 2.
Step 1 is useless without Step 2.
Play offense.
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REMINDER: It’s high treason if you saunter into the capitol building and snap a selfie but it’s really not that big of a deal if you falsify evidence so the FISA court will give you a warrant to spy on your political opponent.
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Remember when Democrats spent four years questioning election results and then pretended you were a conspiracy theorist wackjob if you did it?
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Remember when NBC went into the Wuhan lab last year on a CCP propaganda trip and claimed everyone questioning it was spreading conspiracy theories? https://t.co/QrLTws8lIk
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Sooner or later the Right will just accept that all the “groups” on the Left are the same group and they all have the same goal: Bring down America.
This goblin shark was simply being honest. https://t.co/sCUgU4V5BC
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: There are no separate Leftist groups. There is one group. There is a cultural Marxist cabal holding all the power at the top and a bunch of America-hating street enforcers at the bottom.
BLM is LGBTQ is climate change is feminism is....
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Sooner or later the Right will just accept that all the “groups” on the Left are the same group and they all have the same goal: Bring down America.
This goblin shark was simply being honest. https://twitter.com/gretcheninok/status/1407334345900179474
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The only black guy who can hang with Whitehouse at the club is @shaunking. https://twitter.com/mzhemingway/status/1407043028418715648
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@RealKiraDavis Lol!!! The California version.
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@CryptoK65509246 Lol. Of course
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Wealthy, bored suburban housewives have done more to turn this country into a Leftist hellhole than any other demographic on earth.
Anything to “protect” Aiden, Braiden, Jaiden, and Bryson. https://twitter.com/steve_stuck/status/1407078401060577282
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Your kid cried while trying to learn math over a Zoom call and missing his friends for this: https://twitter.com/zubymusic/status/1407019680213131267
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They used to send actresses and bikini models. Now they send someone you gotta wait behind at the urinal. https://twitter.com/kristina_wong/status/1407068129289768965
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Very kind. Your success is my success. Proud of ya. https://t.co/rJ8q9paRqJ
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My mentor @MichaelBerrySho got me a one hour spot in a top ten market (Houston) when I’d never done a show before in my life. I’ll never forget it. https://t.co/wDOLe3krPk
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@PatriciaReyner2 @MichaelBerrySho Both coming back:)
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One of the great stations in the country. Love @WRKO680. https://twitter.com/elliott_rocks/status/1407014431054340102
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Everything we’re seeing now is worse than the 60s because the anti-American radicals aren’t just on the street corners anymore.
They’re senators. They’re media executives. They run Fortune 500 companies. They pastor churches. https://twitter.com/amicaincongnita/status/1407013536908255238
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My mentor @MichaelBerrySho got me a one hour spot in a top ten market (Houston) when I’d never done a show before in my life. I’ll never forget it.
Ed Latimore
@EdLatimore
Never forget the people who took a chance on you with nothing to gain if you succeeded but much to lose if you fail.
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The System was so rabid about covering for (and in some case CHEERING for) the rioting last Summer that people within The System genuinely have no clue how many Americans looked on in horror.
A lot of what you’re seeing now is fallout from that.
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@Malcolm_fleX48 Create a problem. Then pretend to be the solution. Tale as old as time.
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Here’s your reminder that Black Lives Matter is responsible for more black deaths than “white supremacists” by an order of magnitude.
And they’re openly supported by the entire Democrat Party, the media, Hollywood, and corporate America.
Catturd ™
@catturd2
This is what Democrat leadership looks like. https://t.co/5yJ5uHVeas
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@RealKiraDavis Oh yeah. Same same.
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My son shot a basketball that landed behind him last season. https://twitter.com/Extremevidshere/status/1405070508605935617/video/1
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Debuting tomorrow, Monday, June 21, from 12-3 p.m. ET on more than 400 radio stations nationwide. Click -> https://t.co/fDihv6P9Dv https://t.co/8BkNHdyu3w
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@JeffOnTheRight Yeah, go ahead and plan on that. We gotta break bread.
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@JesseKellyDC You leading sensitivity trading is like having Oprah as the Weight Watchers spokesperson
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You couldn’t have chosen someone better. https://twitter.com/mschlapp/status/1406982024133496833
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You know what it takes to succeed in women’s sports?
Balls. https://twitter.com/realdailywire/status/1406977343378255881
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Thank you!! Please meet me at these exact coordinates tomorrow at noon. See you there.
LAT: -26.1907 Long: -135.4251 https://twitter.com/captainblood202/status/1403385133005250566
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The Vice President has a heavy load to handle. I’m confident Kamala is up to the task. https://twitter.com/billscher/status/1403045018378637312
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eric swalwell once farted on tv
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The growing faction-war within the WH will not be televised.
We knew that this was a Cheney-Bush deal, where the insidious appearance of the former made the latter seem more desirable as a defensive pick, but MAN were we wrong.
The possible animosity is palpable. https://t.co/CnGuNCiQoo
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I said it back when it happened: Joe Biden putting Kamala in charge of the border was a gigantic “eff you” to Kamala. He dropped his major scandal in her lap. There’s tension there.
Sadly, Biden won’t win that war. Father Time is undefeated. https://t.co/RS6SwmAQfE
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Jill and Ron Klain are heading the Biden faction of the WH and realize Kamala is a threat to them, so they are trying to hang as many albatrosses on her while they can
Last week Biden announced Kamala is in charge of the federal voting push which is already DOA https://t.co/sxJxERlOw8
Jesse Kelly
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I said it back when it happened: Joe Biden putting Kamala in charge of the border was a gigantic “eff you” to Kamala. He dropped his major scandal in her lap. There’s tension there.
Sadly, Biden won’t win that war. Father Time is undefeated. https://t.co/RS6SwmAQfE
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How it started: How it’s going:
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I said it back when it happened: Joe Biden putting Kamala in charge of the border was a gigantic “eff you” to Kamala. He dropped his major scandal in her lap. There’s tension there.
Sadly, Biden won’t win that war. Father Time is undefeated.
Jack Posobiec 🇺🇸
@JackPosobiec
People are totally missing this
Kamala Harris' comment about going to Europe was directed at Jill https://t.co/umRwBrSB9n
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Not a single street communist group today will hold any power in the end. LGBTQIFOEBDIEK, Black Lives Matter, Feminists, environmentalists, etc..
All will be cast aside and ignored. Bunch of suckers getting used. https://twitter.com/realucbfosho/status/1403349075076947969
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The great advantage of the communist is his unending aggression.
The great disadvantage of the communist is that aggression gets turned on other communists. 100% of the time. https://twitter.com/braxton_mccoy/status/1403348255656738821
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Gotta be honest, I’ve never messed with Bitcoin. Have nothing against it, just never wanted to take the time to dig into it.
But watching all the most detestable people hate on it has me thinking it’s time to start supporting it.
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SO @TheDemocrats are not just "left wing radicals" they're now full on communists! Jesse Kelly is a f'king joke! What brainless sack of sh!t takes this cretin seriously!
https://t.co/aICIaPybaH
@sarahkendzior @atrupar @ToniRenaissance @RightWingWatch @WalshFreedom @MotherJones
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Now that @JesseKellyDC has taken his radio show to mega syndication status @redlobster would be fools not to give him an endorsement deal.
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Either: (1) our joint chiefs need to be fired (doubtful), or
(2) our Commander in Chief is lying. https://t.co/dvdEfQz95e
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I bet I know. https://twitter.com/imao_/status/1403022024075788293
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"The Hunter Biden NY Post story is Russian disinformation"
"Donald Trump told politicians in Georgia to 'find the fraud'"
"DeSantis is evil and Cuomo is doing a great job"
"Locking down only for 15 days to slow the spread"
It goes on and on and on and on
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"Trump gassed protesters for a photo op"
"Trump is ignoring Russian bounties on our troops"
"Trump called soldiers 'suckers'"
"The lab leak theory is a conspiracy"
"There won't be a vaccine by the end of this year"
"It's not safe to open schools"
All lies
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REMINDER: The System didn’t think twice about dooming people to drown in their own lung fluid if it meant winning an election for Democrats.
That’s how committed they are to power. How committed are you to stopping them? https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1403040590435176461/photo/1
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Sadly, this cannot be blamed on Jewish producer Chris. Not this time anyway. No shows this week. Will have an announcement soon. All very good things. https://twitter.com/mast3rmo/status/1394460173503062018
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This speaks deeply to my lived experience https://t.co/QvkIq8JQ11
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You never know what someone’s going through. So avoid everyone in case they want to tell you about their problems.
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You never know what someone’s going through. So avoid everyone in case they want to tell you about their problems.
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Well, yeah.
NBER
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While most people would pay to lose weight themselves, married couples agree that keeping the wife svelte is more valuable than keeping the husband fit, from Kristjana Baldursdottir, Paul McNamee, Edward C. Norton, and Tinna Laufey Asgeirsdóttir https://t.co/GNdcQI3uzt https://t.co/PfuH2JaFrF
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Does my heart good to see so many on the Right finally calling out communism and being willing to name it.
It’s a small step, but recognizing the problem and naming it is an important Step 1.
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Pretty spot on thread. https://twitter.com/hansfiene/status/1394364508924268550
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A not-so-friendly reminder that the govt and the Fed are actively devaluing the dollar and their actions threaten its status as the world's reserve currency.
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Here’s an uncomfortable truth: America has been uniquely focused on black people for the past year. That focus is fading cause the public is sick of it.
That focus was on blaming the cops. Now urban black people are worse off than they were before. A year wasted. https://twitter.com/ryangirdusky/status/1394328522051698692
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@amber_athey That’s a strange looking drink cart.
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“We don’t need an army full of lesbians, we need an army full of killers.” @JesseKellyDC
—WATCH — https://t.co/RaAZk7DOcS
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I still can’t stop laughing.
“It’s our job to dig for facts and speak truth to power. Anyway, anyone here in the office know why Muhammad brought a bunch of boxes labeled “RPG” into the lobby?” - @AP
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@JesseKellyDC @AP How can you take hamas seriously when it pals around with losers like the AP
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Netanyahu having to answer some tough questions after bombing the Biden campaign’s Palestine headquarters. https://twitter.com/breaking911/status/1393612859628720141
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Remember when you told everybody this over a year ago? And people proclaimed that you were the Antichrist? Good times. https://t.co/GD4PUv0CaU
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You guys do know that the CDC lifting those guidelines out of the blue with no solid explanation proves they lied to you the whole time about everything, right?
Just want to make sure everyone has processed that correctly.
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I already looked down on Hamas. More so now that I know they work with the @AP. https://twitter.com/jerrydunleavy/status/1393671038756704264
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Watch this @USArmy ad and then compare it to the Russians'. The question of America's next war is a matter of when, not if, and we appear woefully unprepared, says @JesseKellyDC.
"Which one of those countries look like they're serious about winning that next war?" https://t.co/0ChLO6UH5P
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It was no longer possible for CDC to keep up the ruse when states like Florida and Texas ignored the CDC guidelines with no ill consequences. https://t.co/QnM6w1hLhO
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You guys do know that the CDC lifting those guidelines out of the blue with no solid explanation proves they lied to you the whole time about everything, right?
Just want to make sure everyone has processed that correctly.
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You guys do know that the CDC lifting those guidelines out of the blue with no solid explanation proves they lied to you the whole time about everything, right?
Just want to make sure everyone has processed that correctly.
Jesse Kelly
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: Everything The System tells you is a lie. None of what you see is real.
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You guys do know that the CDC lifting those guidelines out of the blue with no solid explanation proves they lied to you the whole time about everything, right?
Just want to make sure everyone has processed that correctly.
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I worried that I wouldn’t be humble enough.
Pardes Seleh
@PardesSeleh
What's one worry you've had in the past that seems silly/unimportant in retrospect?
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I mean, there it is. https://twitter.com/chiproytx/status/1393004758198329345
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@JesseKellyDC this how dudes celebrating the CDC giving them "permission" to do things check to see if the cookies are ready. https://t.co/9tEDrcKBS7
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How you look celebrating the CDC giving you “permission” to do things:
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Tremendous interview. Even better man. @JesseKellyDC live on JML.
(Also great example of semi pro lighting vs pro lighting)
Jesse Kelly - JML #056
https://t.co/xa460ERAKA
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If they do, we need to get @KatieHill4CA back in there. https://twitter.com/drpaulgosar/status/1392954095888003076
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The FBI, CIA, CDC, EPA and virtually every other federal agency are now arms of the Democratic Party.
Any Republican running for president who doesn’t think this is one of the main threats to our nation is disqualified.
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.@JesseKellyDC's advice w/ @conservmillen:
- Move where people think like you do!
- "Get your kids out of gov't schools! They're teaching your children to hate themselves & hate America — that's why half the country does now, b/c they've all been filtered through that system!" https://t.co/xlVqXamLrE
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The System speaks with one voice.
Jordan Schachtel
@JordanSchachtel
I's not the CDC that declared COVID is over. In fact, it is the Biden WH that told them exactly what they had to do, and the CDC followed orders. This is an advantage of having bureaucracy under your control, instead of them being a force that acts as a thorn in your side.
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Incompetence and malice are often indistinguishable. And sometimes the difference doesn't matter because they lead to the same result.
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That’s the history of the entire world.
Don’t get conquered. https://twitter.com/willwilkinson/status/1392848416871485447
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I’d rather get COVID than eat those gutter trash crinkle cut fries.
Breaking911
@Breaking911
“Mmmm!…vaccination.” NYC Mayor announces Shake Shack will give free food to vaccinated New Yorkers.
“I want you to look at these French fries and think about how great it is to get vaccinated.”
https://t.co/cLvYQF7xwO
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Question absolutely everything The System tells you you’re not allowed to question.
Jesse Kelly
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: That’s true.
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@PolitiBunny @TugboatPhil #Respect
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NEW INTERVIEW! w/ the great @JesseKellyDC
Jesse's origin story, fatherhood, family life, and the future our of Nation - all in one show -
GET SOME:
https://t.co/xa460ERAKA https://t.co/sFyq9do6aM
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Depending on which one we’re talking about, that wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world. https://twitter.com/doc_0/status/1392814354798628870
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Here is the hard truth to swallow...
Like him or not, the violence in Gaza and surrounding areas wouldn't be happening if Trump were still in. Trump's support as well as Arab recognition of Israel created security and deterred violence.
Biden supported Hamas, emboldening this.
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Question absolutely everything The System tells you you’re not allowed to question.
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When bad people around the world stop fearing you, you are in very deep trouble as a nation. Very deep trouble.
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Greg Abbott watched as Shelly Luther, a salon owner, was jailed by a mean judge for simply opening her business so her employees could make a livin. Not all Republicans are the same. Ted Cruz showed his support by publicly patronizing her shop,Grabbit took the opposite approach. https://t.co/SXWnxw4nWj
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The United States government should have stepped in and stopped this ransom payment in the interest of national security. The potential implications of hackers around the world knowing they can get rich by attacking our critical infrastructure are absolutely frightening. https://twitter.com/williamturton/status/1392847175693049865
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If everyone doesn’t drive for 2 weeks we can flatten the curve.
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Nowhere in the ad is love of country or patriotism mentioned—she wanted to prove herself and show herself she could overcome a challenge. @JesseKellyDC https://t.co/F1uSt6cRF7
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Great conversation between @conservmillen and @JesseKellyDC about the communist assault upon our culture, and what we can do to fight back.
https://t.co/lKaStV75JV
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“Proportionate response” is something you hear from people who are one of two things:
1: Have never had a violent encounter in their lives
or
2: Are mad their side is losing
Hit first and hit hard and make sure you walk away and they don’t.
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One of my favorite interviews with one of my favorite follows, @JesseKellyDC, on why (and how) to be an Anti-Communist https://t.co/2GXzgvbnNz
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“Walls don’t work” was the dumbest slogan Democrats ever had-
Then “Defund the Police” came along https://t.co/16oaVVlIwv
Breaking911
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BREAKING: U.S. Army Corps of Engineers will restart border wall construction in Rio Grande Valley - FNC
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You just can’t put a price on your sons wanting to sit down and spend time with you. Especially when you tell them they can either spend time with you or do their homework.
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If "utterly tone deaf" were a person. https://t.co/urBF6eFOmK
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Army ad about a woman with two lesbian moms who joined the Army to “discover her inner strength” and “shatter stereotypes.”
We are the laughing stock of the world.
https://t.co/a69SuYiart
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Told everyone this last year when the geniuses in the government decided people didn’t have to pay rent. Wait for the banking crisis to come after the landlord crisis.
But hey, COVID and all that. “If it saves one life.” https://twitter.com/navychick1993/status/1392596959005868032
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There is one thing the Democratic Party, ANTIFA, Black Lives Matter, the media, college professors, Palestine, Hollywood, the NBA, Disney, China, and Russia all have in common.
When you figure that thing out, you’ll understand the stakes.
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@DesmondBunker @Malcolm_fleX48 Lol
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America is the dude who puts on 80 pounds and goes to visit his parents. Mom tells him he’s never looked better and Dad tells him he’s a disgusting tub of goo who needs to hit the gym.
The dude walks away thinking Mom is the one who loves him more.
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There are evil men leading evil empires in this world. They watch when the President speaks.
Let me ask you something. If you were one of those men, would you wait until 2024 to make bold moves or would you take advantage of this?
Yeah, gonna be a fiery planet for a bit.
Breaking911
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President Biden to the press:
“You guys are bad. I’m not supposed to be answering all these questions. I’m supposed to leave.”
https://t.co/4IrNfbYUuy
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@darksandpiper Why did you have to do this?
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How powerful is The System?
Well half the country, including the FBI, thinks the greatest threat to the nation is something that doesn’t even exist in any organized form.
THAT is power.
Breaking911
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JUST IN: Biden officials testify that white supremacists are the greatest threat to America - The Hill
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Oh thank goodness. Anything for newborns yet? What about babies when they’re still inside the womb? They’re not masked in there, after all. Can’t have them spreading COVID when they pop out of mom. https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1392559673627353090
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Battered Biden: Jesse Kelly might be a complete asshole, but he's the right asshole at the right time. America needs him to save this republic. https://t.co/OkvBjyXw1L
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REMINDER: Pointing out the destructiveness of the communist’s policies does absolutely nothing to dissuade the communist.
Destruction is the point. Democrats are not failing. This is going exactly the way they want it to go.
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Most people are unaware of the role they play in their own problems.
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If you believe America was deplorable and irredeemable from the get-go, of course you would want to burn it down https://t.co/Etpo1GwC0s
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REMINDER: Pointing out the destructiveness of the communist’s policies does absolutely nothing to dissuade the communist.
Destruction is the point. Democrats are not failing. This is going exactly the way they want it to go.
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people seem to forget that democrats voluntarily wrecked the greatest economy ever to help them win an election. almost criminal, but it had the intended effect. https://t.co/QzLpMK7lZz
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REMINDER: Pointing out the destructiveness of the communist’s policies does absolutely nothing to dissuade the communist.
Destruction is the point. Democrats are not failing. This is going exactly the way they want it to go.
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This is what I’ve been trying to explains to my wise liberal friends who try to ration with it and use logic and reason to stop it. It’s here to burn it all down. Gay Pete said that to Bernie’s face during a debate. And just listen to the AOCTlaibOmar radicals in their own words. https://t.co/fNpk32wC4W
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REMINDER: Pointing out the destructiveness of the communist’s policies does absolutely nothing to dissuade the communist.
Destruction is the point. Democrats are not failing. This is going exactly the way they want it to go.
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REMINDER: Pointing out the destructiveness of the communist’s policies does absolutely nothing to dissuade the communist.
Destruction is the point. Democrats are not failing. This is going exactly the way they want it to go.
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Regular people with Average education saw it coming but the "experts" didn't.
This has been true about everything the past 13 months https://t.co/ZlP8JC0SML
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JUST IN - US Fed Vice Chairman Richard Clarida: "We were SURPRISED by higher than expected inflation data." This comes after the surprisingly low jobs report.
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Treasure it, fellas. Treasure every single sweet, precious, heavenly second of it. It will be over one day and then you’re toast. https://twitter.com/themanslife/status/1392494339339784200
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Calm down https://twitter.com/remzhumphrey/status/1392480097924431872
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Nothing says “we’re in control of a crisis” like forming a committee to pick a committee that will meet on the issue in two months https://t.co/jioioUPbje
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BREAKING: the Biden admin has announced an exploratory committee to pick members of a Blue Ribbon commission that will develop Jones Act proposals that congress may consider to direct the Department of Transportation to address the urgent gasoline supply shortage.
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Liz Cheney is still in her leadership position if she could have done the one thing that seems to elude so many people: Shut up
It’s not about Trump or anti-Trump or an election or anything else. It’s about her inability to control her mouth. And now she’s gone.
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The bad news is the world is on fire but the good news is that it’s morning and Joe Biden’s dementia hasn’t kicked in yet so we probably have a few hours of real leadership coming our way.
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Remember when government told everyone to go home and hide because of a virus and the economy stopped moving and then the government printed trillions in unbacked currency to try and pay for it? https://t.co/SCFAg2z3RQ
Jesse Kelly
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: The most financially destructive policy in the history of the world is shutting down an economy because of a virus. And 95% of you went right along with it. And yes, I remember you pundits on the RIGHT who were all about those lockdowns until they became unpopular.
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Remember when government told everyone to go home and hide because of a virus and the economy stopped moving and then the government printed trillions in unbacked currency to try and pay for it?
Disclose.tv 🚨
@disclosetv
JUST IN - US inflation continues to soar. The highest rise in consumer prices CPI inflation since 2008 sends Dow and Nasdaq futures down.
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Sure. I have no issue with addressing how the modern state of Israel was formed. I’m one of the only people left who will discuss history, frankly. However, the Palestinians weren’t strong enough and/or strong enough to stop the Zionists who did it better and smarter. Tough luck. https://twitter.com/granada014/status/1392319288044933122
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Not sure if the irony of this missed you, but Mexico lost Texas because Americans immigrated to Texas en masse, at the request of Mexico, and then the Texans decided it was theirs.
Rule #1 of the world: Mind the imports and don’t get conquered. https://t.co/B9RlxfL01U
Jesse Kelly
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: Blows me away how people don’t understand the basics of conquest.
1: It’s inevitable
2: You must occupy an area to conquer it. Military victory isn’t enough.
3: You must become strong enough to fight off the nations who will come for what you have.
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Not sure if the irony of this missed you, but Mexico lost Texas because Americans immigrated to Texas en masse, at the request of Mexico, and then the Texans decided it was theirs.
Rule #1 of the world: Mind the imports and don’t get conquered. https://twitter.com/politicsbitcoin/status/1392307061833273345
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Biden voters posting their L’s https://t.co/cZpz4GImxQ
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The System supports its own. https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1392214946554028037
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The Jews were notoriously difficult for Ancient Rome to control. Had several awesome rebellions. Finally Rome had enough of it and scattered the Jews to the winds. Rome, who INVENTED the petty spite game, renamed the area after the historical enemy of the Jews. The end. https://twitter.com/dodi_rains/status/1392296479465816065
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The overlap between these people and the BLM/Antifa crowd is pretty much 100%. One big Red-Green coalition from hell. https://t.co/Ly4BUuIJaF
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FYI: If Israel woke up tomorrow and declared America to be an evil empire in need of destruction, every American Leftist currently defending the Palestinians would be calling for their genocide.
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Oh shit caps lock
The truth serum no false disingenuous equivalency can handle https://t.co/yH7nEyAjdR
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Joe Biden likely has dementia and anyone experienced with dementia knows the patient goes downhill as the day progresses. Which is why most of Joe Biden’s stuff is in the morning.
Israel just gonna have to wait till the morning. The president is done for the day. https://twitter.com/KatiePavlich/status/1392257755885547521
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Kamala’s been out there EARNING it for quite awhile. #Respect https://twitter.com/thordeplorable/status/1392248342793658378
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@darksandpiper @davereaboi Has to be.
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Because Twitter and the terrorists both feel the same way about America. https://twitter.com/tomcottonar/status/1392263823336349700
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Son has developed a habit of chewing with his mouth open so I’m making him do push-ups every time I catch him doing it.
It’s not working. At this rate he’s gonna look like @davereaboi and still be chewing with his mouth open.
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Yep. For those who want to know why Obama, Biden, Kerry et al are so smitten with Iran, this is why. https://t.co/FskwOyh0sz
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REMINDER: The Democratic Party doesn’t constantly find itself at odds with our allies and enabling our enemies for some complicated reason.
The Democratic Party of today thinks about America the same way our enemies think about America. That’s all it is.
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REMINDER: The Democratic Party doesn’t constantly find itself at odds with our allies and enabling our enemies for some complicated reason.
The Democratic Party of today thinks about America the same way our enemies think about America. That’s all it is.
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@JesseKellyDC @redlobster Don’t do this to me.
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@redlobster Sorry chef
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.@redlobster https://twitter.com/gptbr00ke/status/1392175540560269314
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@JeffOnTheRight It just felt right.
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@JeffOnTheRight You’re deleting your account?
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@jenniferlee_75 Before my time.
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If only Colonial Pipeline had told the FBI there was a pull cord in one of its garages, the government might've swept into action to find and punish the culprits.
Alas, it's just a cyberterror attack on a major pipeline fueling the entire East Coast. NBD. https://t.co/GU05PHkOjs
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JUST IN - Colonial Pipeline's website now down amid cyber attack. https://t.co/5V4FfFwJ3e
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Too many people think being an asshole is the absolute worst thing you could be
And it’s like... have you met a communist? https://t.co/vYTzpTsIbq
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REMINDER: “Nice” is the most overrated thing in the world.
Effective is what matters. That America’s prefers “nice” will be the end of us. All politicians on each side are constantly campaigning on how nice they are. It’s pathetic.
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The world watches when the President speaks. Our friends watch. Our enemies watch.
You’re seeing it now around the world. The wolves are on the move cause the shepherd doesn’t know his own name.
Jesse Kelly
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: REMINDER: “Nice” is the most overrated thing in the world.
Effective is what matters. That America’s prefers “nice” will be the end of us. All politicians on each side are constantly campaigning on how nice they are. It’s pathetic.
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The world watches when the President speaks. Our friends watch. Our enemies watch.
You’re seeing it now around the world. The wolves are on the move cause the shepherd doesn’t know his own name.
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No question. Start eating the Italians on day one before your strength starts to falter. After you remove the hair of course. https://twitter.com/therealmissjo/status/1392211024074493952
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Unemployment is rising, gas lines and shortages are increasing, inflation is skyrocketing, the Middle East is burning, and America’s enemies across the globe are aggressively threatening us and our allies, but at least there are no mean tweets. That’s the important thing.
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Trust me, nobody thinks that. https://twitter.com/manomarks/status/1392209654093025281
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Stay safe out there. https://twitter.com/dmb1031/status/1392085170644262912
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THURSDAY https://twitter.com/jackmurphylive/status/1392162995283845121/photo/1
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Quigley Down Under. https://twitter.com/Indiana30381975/status/1391644323129827336
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A convo with my 7 year old.
“Dad, can you do better at getting unfat so you can be Superman for Halloween?” https://t.co/woaUG5QaF0
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LOVE @JesseKellyDC. And not just because I occasionally run into him in the hallways or on an elevator in our building. He makes sense. And he also pisses off people who hate this country. I like that. A lot. https://t.co/KWEFVsIpFC
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I hear about foreign national hackers shutting down major fuel arteries in America and all I can think is, “I hope the NSA is diverse enough to handle this.”
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@JesseKellyDC Watching the US operate these days is literally like watching the kid who cried day in and day out to finally be the class president until the teacher gave it to him to shut him up.
Now the class is in chaos and no one listens to him.
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Successful nations do not negotiate with these people. They send dangerous men to wait for them in the dark. As an example to others. https://twitter.com/ABCPolitics/status/1392149828252143624
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Well, that and and the fact we have men in the House Intelligence Committee leaving deposits in Chinese spies. https://twitter.com/ChrisMurphyCT/status/1392117646494162944
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Unless gossiping becomes part of the fitness test, men are always gonna be better at it. https://twitter.com/WashTimes/status/1391853114647617539
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Absolutely brilliant. The GOP could learn so much from Democrats like Pelosi and Warren. They never meet you half way. They never negotiate against themselves. Always ask for more and more and more until your opponent caves and gives you things you want. https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1392128863598039041
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Donald Trump was so interesting that he created his own media bubble and in so doing, he made a lot of very boring people interesting for a short time.
Now that he’s gone, those people are finding out how bland they are. https://twitter.com/joeconchatv/status/1391870191005470722
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@noonanjo The brutality of that front is staggering. Genghis Khan stuff.
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He’s hard to root for because he was fighting for the dirty commies. The entire Eastern front is largely ignored in the West cause who are you gonna root for? Still, fascinating and horrible conflict. https://twitter.com/ASants87/status/1392121809345015812
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None of the people telling you to worry about coronavirus are actually worried about coronavirus. https://twitter.com/germanrlopez/status/1392087956677177347
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We finally found something the Army does well. https://twitter.com/rickdicksonreal/status/1392115317544034317
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Yeah, y’all can miss me with that anti-Israel stuff. I actually have no problem criticizing Israel or America’s foreign policy as it relates to them. All is fair game. But I like how they handle their business and always will. Good people. https://twitter.com/CosmaTud0r/status/1392107477592940545
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I legit have been quietly but painfully snickering at my desk so my coworkers don’t hear me lose it. I almost quite literally can’t breathe. https://t.co/zCexNhPTnX
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“Gas shortage my rear end.” https://t.co/Q8TzlLYRmL
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sweet jesus https://t.co/YNSdlagmsx
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What’s Palestine? https://twitter.com/shaaarks45/status/1392097650338516993
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“Gas shortage my rear end.”
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Always adorable when a former E-4 starts talking down to military historians because he's going to tell them "what war is really about" https://t.co/5SHjXTmIRG
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Please, Military Historian, teach me about war. https://t.co/U3EpDGByIX
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Not gonna lie, I respect that hustle. https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1391878911508852741
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Depends on what you’re hunting. https://twitter.com/Jessicam6946/status/1391766202477907968
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There’s nothing that perfectly epitomizes the American Left like a white dude with a bunch of education titles in his name telling poor black people in Brooklyn how the cops are oppressing them. https://twitter.com/IndelibleFink/status/1391923016720736258
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So the cops weren’t the problem???
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JUST IN: NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio to increase NYPD funding by $105 million following a large surge in violent crime - Politico
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Cause you don’t get enough exercise and you suck at your job. https://twitter.com/prof_dainy/status/1391887514219204609
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I mean, did I nail this or did I nail this? https://twitter.com/jessekellydc/status/1391509884160577541
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Thank you for your service in the Civil War. If anyone has earned bragging rights about that conflict, it’s you. <hat tip> https://twitter.com/NativeAmText/status/1391895773630054405
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If we’re not careful, we’re gonna end up with and Army made up entirely of men. Like we can win wars with that... https://www.military.com/daily-news/2021/05/10/nearly-half-of-female-soldiers-still-failing-new-army-fitness-test-while-males-pass-easily.html
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You know, he gets credit for that “sleeping giant” line but Pearl Harbor was his plan!!
That said, a genius. And it’s cool we assassinated him by finding out when he was flying and shooting down his plane. https://twitter.com/HidingInTheBay/status/1391890076666408962
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@Liz_Wheeler Born in Steubenville.
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@KurtSchlichter I like this.
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Every chance I get. https://twitter.com/AnnoyedHusban/status/1391884532169773064
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@PastorDScott Probably was unfair of me to indicate he was a Nazi though. Dude hated Hitler and thought the Nazis were clowns.
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Please, Military Historian, teach me about war. https://twitter.com/jsargentr/status/1391879942821056517
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Dude was an absolute monster. In a good way. Never lost a battle. https://twitter.com/maduroray/status/1391879486136885252
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The Soviets put them there. We know this, by the way. For a long time we had Soviet communists teaching our kids. Now, our professors teach the same communism and don’t even know they’re a couple generations removed from the KGB. https://twitter.com/anondsv/status/1391879214970798083
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Greatest ever might be a stretch, but yeah. Grant was a stud. Very aggressive. Finally a general who stopped letting Lee intimidate him. https://twitter.com/Moltronic/status/1391878037126455298
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Actually, yes. Erwin Rommel May have been the most capable general in the entire war and only lost Africa cause that moron Hitler wouldn’t resupply him.
Also, Zhukov was probably the best of any of them.
You see, I can separate the man from the cause. Cause I’m not a child. https://twitter.com/E_H_Carpenter/status/1391876578011983875
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When a turd that never graduated from college talks like this you know he is nothing shit bird https://t.co/iqaC1o8MXW
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Ladies and Gentlemen,
I present to you the current state of your history professors.
Get your kids out of these poisonous hellholes and get them some books. And teach them to think. https://t.co/EK0JjHsMMk
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I’d simply say that you have undoubtedly been educated in America’s education system.
I don’t care if people hate or love Robert E. Lee, but he was INTERNATIONALLY known as a great general back in the day. Even Grant, who hated him, acknowledged as much. https://twitter.com/rowland808/status/1391873035184001029
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That’s absurd and I won’t have my name besmirched like that.
McCarthy didn’t go near far enough. https://twitter.com/AsheeshKSi/status/1391872675514048513
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I do enjoy taking a few brief moments out of my day to drag the people most responsible for the destruction of America: college professors.
Nobody is more worthy of your contempt.
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You’re a professor of history in America in 2021 so I’d need to see your list first to make sure none of my recommendations are on it. Cause I’d wager a monkey could teach me more about real history than you. https://twitter.com/drewmckevitt/status/1391870667105124353
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@JesseKellyDC @natwinmom Cancer patients have been totally screwed by the COVID hysteria and many of them may never recover. Have been reporting about this exact thing since last summer. Heartbreaking & no one will EVER be held accountable https://t.co/1fuovYtRMg
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Have you stopped practicing pedophilia? If not, please stop. Absolutely disgusting. https://twitter.com/docadam/status/1391865225922576386
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You’re a grad student with “Black, Asian, and trans lives matter” in your bio. You’re quite possibly the least qualified person on the planet to recommend a history book. I’m not even kidding. If there was a list of people who could recommend books, you’d be at the bottom. https://twitter.com/barefootboomer/status/1391865266632630273
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Ladies and Gentlemen,
I present to you the current state of your history professors.
Get your kids out of these poisonous hellholes and get them some books. And teach them to think. https://twitter.com/DrRobThompson/status/1391861040724463618
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I’m dead https://twitter.com/TABYTCHI/status/1391860859484389391
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@braxton_mccoy @burackbobby_ Lol!!
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That’s outrageous. I specifically remember also telling my friend @burackbobby_ that the ground where the universities stood should be salted so nothing can grow there ever again. Then every patriotic American should take a pilgrimage to piss on the ashes. https://twitter.com/ExposeOutkick/status/1391855958163345411
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I’m still in shock over the terrible jobs report. Who would have thought that locking Americans in their homes would have negatively effected the economy?
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they dont mean anything they say
get that through your head
it is only a mechanism to seize and maintain power, not something for them to live by https://t.co/t0SDcRrh2Q
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A Kavanaugh rape truther and a Steele Dossier pee tape truther who falsely claimed the Carter Page FISAs were accurate and legal is now in charge of the National Security Division at DOJ. https://t.co/dOMxeI3aSE
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I had a “doctor’s appointment” today. WOW! The nurse had me get on the scale. WAY over 200 lbs. —-you can call me “Chubsy Ubsy”—-no more “snacking” on Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches at night. I took a “before” pic —NOT PRETTY ! No More Fooling around, I mean BUSINESS !!
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"There's gold in them thar hills" https://t.co/vyUBnnekJA
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One might be suspicious of why America’s mental health community is so committed to pushing the idea that one can change their gender. If one were so inclined. https://t.co/hCV24xFuBZ
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One might be suspicious of why America’s mental health community is so committed to pushing the idea that one can change their gender. If one were so inclined. https://twitter.com/shemekamichelle/status/1391832828476891142
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Anyone with a functioning brain knows how to get around those rules. So of course Joe Biden doesn’t.
Breaking911
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BREAKING: President Biden says "anyone collecting unemployment who is offered a suitable job must take the job or lose their unemployment benefits." https://t.co/yVXcUdzmnc
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Italians can’t even look at a woman without thinking about marinara sauce. https://twitter.com/BBCFakingNews/status/1391204510698250240
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The Summer of 2020 woke the Right up to the disgusting, anti-American state of the education system. It will take decades to unravel what’s already been done. But this a good step. Let’s hope it’s not too little too late. https://twitter.com/nbcnews/status/1389009834075373569
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@TuneJackson A joy to watch. I’ve seen him step back and hit threes.
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@BuckSexton @WillRicci I almost felt bad for the guy.
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@WillRicci Oof. I bet, Will.
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The experts went to school for 30 years and bungled this whole thing
@JesseKellyDC took a semester at junior college and called this from day 1 https://t.co/jQbUUV5LWZ
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@noonanjo Nobody moves like that at that size.
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@BobRobe41976784 The Dream Shake
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People do not remember how sick Hakeem Olajuwon was. Virtually unguardable at times.
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REMINDER: NeverTrump is a phenomenon that doesn’t exist outside of America’s newsrooms and the D.C. metro area. It’s not a thing.
Republicans overall were happy with the direction Trump took the party and that will only pick up steam now as the Democratic Party goes crazy.
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ur mom’s mother day gift arriving early https://twitter.com/FletchMatlock/status/1388292831152910337/video/1
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Just saw a guy walk up to a homeless dude who was in soaking wet rags. He tried the hand the homeless dude a raincoat and dry clothes. The homeless dude refused.
Lotta broken people out there. Count your blessings.
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@ChefGruel That’s so beautiful
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@ajzeigler I’m just glad they got there. An important step.
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REMINDER: Every liberal you know is an inch away from becoming a tyrant. All it will take is a little nudge, and they’ll be there.
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Dr. @ZekeEmanuel laments that Biden isn’t creating a national database of vaccinated Americans, with "QR codes” for each person https://t.co/ryXBB7RlMT
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The Right coming around to calling communism communism puts a big smile on my face. https://twitter.com/therecount/status/1388100540857466881
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I'm all set to join @TheFirstonTV's @JesseKellyDC shortly to talk about the forever lockdown and COVID restrictions crowds and try to scratch the surface on the damage to our mental health.
He's CRUSHING his open, noting that we all can't "so scared to die that" we "won't live."
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Got some time to myself tonight and things are about to get PRETTY wild in the Kelly house.
Anyone have a good multi-part documentary on the Pacific theatre of WWII they’d recommend?
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I'm sensing that the backlash to woke excess is growing. People are plainly seeing the race-baiting by the media. Parents & teachers are publicly speaking out about CRT in schools. Anything that wokeness has corrupted is plummeting in ratings - Oscars, NBA, etc.
There's hope.
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Wifey: “come to brunch with my coworkers and me. You can chat with their husbands.”
The brunch: https://twitter.com/KenWebsterII/status/1386362335703470083/photo/1
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Smart, talented people are not going to wade through the muck of society with no legal protections for the same reason you don’t float the Amazon without taking malaria pills. You take it away, they’re gonna quit. They’re already quitting. Murders are way up.
No one cares. https://twitter.com/mikerwarner/status/1386799193713483781
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All the cops won’t quit. The talented, smart cops who have options will quit. So you’ll have a bunch of turd cops out there. They’ll fill up the police departments with losers who can’t do anything else.
That will end well for the poor people everyone pretends to care about. https://twitter.com/thedadbodded/status/1386795370030764034
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You wanna end qualified immunity? Fine. End it and watch all the good cops retire.
But better tie that DIRECTLY to allowing people in urban areas the right to own firearms. Otherwise, your libertarian pipe dream is just dooming those poor people.
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@KenWebsterII I know you will, Kenny. I know you will.
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I’d never thought about that before. Very revolutionary stuff. Pretty much exactly the bumper sticker meaningless garbage we all expect from @reason.
Ending qualified immunity will cause an even greater exodus of good cops than we’re seeing already. And will get people killed. https://twitter.com/robbysoave/status/1386787150436384773
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I don’t ask for much, but I do ask that my people create a GIGANTIC conspiracy about my death whenever that day comes. Just something flatly absurd. Set the internet on fire with it.
Consider that my one and only request.
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found canadian @JesseKellyDC https://twitter.com/HldMyBeer/status/1385346529989439495/video/1
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@Cernovich It’s amazing. Truly amazing.
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This is the guy Tim Scott is working with on a federal police reform law. Just thought all the Tim Scott defenders should know. https://twitter.com/corybooker/status/1384864601876144128
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None of the people telling you to worry about coronavirus are actually worried about coronavirus. https://redstate.com/tladuke/2021/04/19/gretchen-whitmer-sneaks-off-to-florida-to-visit-her-dad-ignoring-her-own-suggestion-n364610
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@noahsmom7 @womensmarch I apologize
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Tough to find a weight scale for something like that. Maybe ask @womensmarch if they have a spare. https://twitter.com/txmomma12/status/1384298189566578701
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Maxine Waters goes to a district that isn’t even hers, opens her fat useless mouth, and blows up any chance at a fair trial and a resolution. Hilarious. Horrible, but kind of hilarious. Everyone who’s part of that trial deserves better.
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BREAKING: Judge Cahill states Maxine Waters may have given the defense basis to overturn the entire trial on appeal. Nelson said she threatened the jury.
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In a System this broken, your DEFAULT position for the things you see must be, “I bet they’re lying. I’ll wait for more to come out.”
If that’s not your default position, you’re gonna look like a sucker over and over again.
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The System lies to you about:
-Russian collusion
-Concentration camps at the border
-COVID lockdown effectiveness
-“5 people murdered during deadly insurrection!”
And a laundry list of other things. The Right initially believing those lies had huge consequences.
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I never miss an episode of The Jesse Kelly Show. He’s the best. https://twitter.com/ambersmithusa/status/1384241683823349761
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Just cannot believe the ages of these kids. I felt the same after that carjacking in DC. These are children. My son is 12. He likes going to the pool. He eats mac n cheese. He forgets to brush his teeth sometimes.
What kind of environment turns a 12 year old into a monster? https://twitter.com/newswithnatalie/status/1384233458478637057
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None of what you see is real. https://twitter.com/kunklefredrick/status/1384233490162479112
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@JesseKellyDC I've been saying it..."The Warring 20s"... it's just begun...
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Get mad all you want, the GOP could use a Nancy Pelosi or two.
“Oh, you’re mad about my salon visit? Go screw your self. I was set up. Congresswoman Raisin said something crazy? Good. I hope she does it again tomorrow.”
That is how you handle controversy. https://twitter.com/chadpergram/status/1384212981228007424
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@JesseKellyDC That's sexist as hell. But no surprise coming from you.
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Oh wonderful. At least we used to be able to time the thing. Now you never know if you’re getting home from work and walking in on a live grenade. https://www.goodmorningamerica.com/wellness/story/covid-19-vaccine-affect-womens-menstrual-cycles-heres-77138809
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Never for get this...... https://t.co/DM9oegPO8h
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America ready to end the government school system? America ready for the elimination of almost every government agency? America ready for the minimum wage to be zero?
I’m politically out of step with 90% of this country. I’ll never run for office again. https://twitter.com/surtrsfire1/status/1384170214732951556
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Sharpton flying into town on a private jet for some photo ops and a steak or two. Then flying back out while the poor black people in these neighborhoods are terrorized by the anger he stokes.
What a scumbag. https://twitter.com/nbcnews/status/1384163188351012875
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The communist doesn’t fatigue. He eats, sleeps, and breaths destruction. Because communism is his god. And he is devout.
The street communists (Antifa/BLM) in this country are not fatigued. They’re just getting warmed up. https://twitter.com/godalcove/status/1384163476801658892
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Just thought everyone should know that America’s Democratic mayors and governors slaughtered their own economies on purpose to win the election for Joe Biden and did so with the promise that you, the federal taxpayer would foot the bill. https://twitter.com/latimes/status/1384156610302410762
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REMINDER: Vice President Hoover encouraged donations to the Minnesota Freedom Fund. The fund which bailed out Darnika Floyd who then allegedly committed 2nd degree murder.
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I do not think people know how bad the widespread, sustained violence is gonna be after the Chauvin trial. It’s gonna be worse than anything this country has seen for a long time. This country is a powder keg and not a single System leader is trying to calm things down.
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Those dudes diving in the water to see if someone needs saving, be those dudes. America baby. https://twitter.com/pilotperty/status/1383661382696984581
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I am. https://twitter.com/monroyangel33/status/1383619376725716999
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The whole System got you focused on COVID and “racism” while the oligarchs consolidate wealth and power.
They laugh while the peasants tear each other apart for the table scraps.
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A society interested in self preservation would put the parents in prison. https://t.co/zVN6Lji6n6
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A lot of folks catching the vapors over this but that energy was suspiciously absent last summer when half of Congress was posting bail and passing the hat for rioters masquerading as protesters. https://t.co/TXI1yVXR19
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@BeccCobain Would love to hear that answer
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Nice https://twitter.com/rweingarten/status/1383187926616530946
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That’s one way to keep him under control.
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I am just floored at how many people don’t pair their chicken wings with garlic bread. Garlic bread is THE side for chicken wings.
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@Cernovich He had no clue why I had a problem with it.
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Told my son to shower and give his dog a bath. Turns out he thought he’d kill two birds with one stone and hop in the bath with the dog.
Please don’t tell me about your “problems”.
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@sargentoart @braxton_mccoy Lol
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I am no career counselor but if I were college aged and interested in animals I would try to become a large animal veterinarian. You would not believe how hard it is to find a good one. Even in Ag strong states
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Had a few buddies who loved heifers in college.
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@PastorDScott Lol!! Don’t do it, Pastor. Save yourself.
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I know you’re confused. Probably pretty common for you.
If you remove the cities where guns have been banned, America has one of the lowest crime rates in the world. https://twitter.com/RevNPWalker/status/1383151333839142913
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The great irony of 2021 is a person holding a smart phone in their hand is the wisest human being ever to walk the planet if you consider “wise” to mean “has information”.
And yet this generation is so dumb it’s criminal. https://twitter.com/notreallyabear2/status/1383150432986357761
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Actually, props to my boy @BravoKiloActual for giving him the greatest nickname ever: Jack “center mass is for pussies” Wilson. https://twitter.com/69nice42069/status/1383150094791299072
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Japan also has a country full of people who’ve been educated to love their nation, honor their parents, and have a sense of duty. Cultures who teach these things have low crime.
Cultures like ours that now do the opposite, don’t. Culture is everything. https://twitter.com/sam_salemi/status/1383149024899956739
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If you watch the news, no.
If you reside in the real world, all the time. All the time. https://twitter.com/dante01273349/status/1383149017996136449
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@themanslife Sadly, you’re correct.
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You know which countries don’t have mass shootings? Police states like North Korea.
If you don’t want to be North Korea, go buy a weapon, train with it, and carry it with you everywhere you go.
Cause you’re the only thing that’s gonna stop you from getting killed out there.
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@RealKiraDavis @JeffOnTheRight Yep
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@RealKiraDavis @JeffOnTheRight There isn’t. And people WANT an answer. Especially after something terrible happens. But there often isn’t one. It’s like homelessness.
“I don’t want these homeless people here!!”
“Ok, you want cops arresting homeless people?”
“Omg no you monster!”
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@JeffOnTheRight The thing is, there’s not always a good answer. Do we want cops out there detaining people for pre-crime? No. But then we ask why they didn’t do anything beforehand.
People SAY they want something done. But if something was done, they’d hate it.
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Thoughts and prayers for the ones working from home and never missing a paycheck while America’s small businesses were lined up against the wall and shot. https://twitter.com/thisisinsider/status/1382866229447204867
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As I tried to warn everyone from the very beginning. Government at every level in this country used COVID to test out just much power they had over the people.
They liked the results. https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2021/04/13/world/climate-change-covid-19-lessons-equity/index.html#click=https://t.co/mIdBontCdk
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"The only guy who takes China seriously, and wants to dig in, is Eric Swalwell." - @JesseKellyDC 😂
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I get that a lot. https://twitter.com/johno64453899/status/1381797049243406336
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Coming up at 10:40 pm ET on @FoxNews with @IngrahamAngle. Will probably be the best guest ever.
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The Right is as bad as the Left. At best, they run and hide at the accusation of it. At worst, they flat-out carry the Left’s absurd “America is racist” notion for them.
All by design. Our cultural Marxists probed for a weak point to exploit to destroy us. They found it. https://twitter.com/politicalelle/status/1381773481830981634
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Privileged to be the incomparable @JesseKellyDC's guest this evening on "I'm Right with Jesse Kelly" on @TheFirstonTV. The show starts at 9 p.m. EDT and you can watch online at thefirsttv.com--please tune in!
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There are a lot of great American communist scams, but none greater than universities charging upper middle class Republican parents $100,000 to destroy the children they spent 18 years raising.
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Yes, you are. https://twitter.com/cclaremdmph/status/1380939895875731456
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PRO TIP: Every police incident is not the same. Cops are different. Civilians are different. Circumstances are different.
If you treat all of them the same, you’re the sucker.
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.@megynkelly had more consequences for her comments about blackface than the Governor of Virginia did for wearing it.
Corporate America is more upset over what the Governor of Georgia did than what the Governor of Virginia did.
It's always about power and only power.
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@JesseKellyDC Because Jesse, white supremacy is everywhere. It’s even in the font you choose to type your document in. https://t.co/pFYvXxStnT
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Good grief.
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Consider this: Minneapolis was already going downhill. Then it burned after George Floyd. It’s now burning again. And it’s STILL gonna burn again after the Floyd verdict no matter what.
Get out of these areas. There is no saving them. Tactical retreat is not surrender.
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Every time I look at my sons I say to myself, “Well, of course.” https://twitter.com/bellavery/status/1381272419059523593
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How much has The System twisted people’s minds? Half the country thinks “white supremacy” is the biggest problem we face and “white supremacy” doesn’t even exist here anymore in a meaningful way. https://twitter.com/brandyzadrozny/status/1381373176979075074
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In 2020, 7 tech companies gained $3.4 trillion in value while hundreds of thousands of small businesses went under and millions more struggled. They govt and big biz want to consolidate power— and they are doing it. https://t.co/hakLlHaQv9
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It’s the greatest thing ever. Nothing wrong with getting a good snicker at the legions of joyless people we’ve harvested in this society. https://twitter.com/GiveTheGoodNews/status/1381610306325999622
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@JesseKellyDC dude, that's not a shed, that's a plastic piece of shit that snaps together so idiots like you can think they've actually accomplished something... 🤦♂️
"built a shed" 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😜😜😜😜😜
You 🤡 https://t.co/FfX4tWX0wa
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Ok, I was gonna stay out of this whole mess. But it’s on now.
CIA-Simulation Warlord 🇺🇸👻🎃🇺🇸
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Little Caesars has fallen in Brooklyn Center, Minnesota. Looting has fully kicked off https://t.co/d8kq4ldS4d
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You American pastors preaching cultural Marxism from the pulpit, just know that wolf is coming for you. It’s coming. https://twitter.com/ezralevant/status/1381361461189091333
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3 April 1922. Joseph Stalin became the first General Secretary of the Communist Party of the Soviet Union, a role that allowed him to appoint his allies to government jobs. https://t.co/5Ie1w3S8Of
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#OnThisDay, 60 years ago, Yuri Gagarin became the first man in history to visit space. His 108-minute mission marked a historic achievement for the Soviet Union — in pictures https://t.co/lPg2sbozCp https://t.co/lW5CaElI9u
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That feeling when you finally become aware that your own self limitations have given you an aura of broken shards and of limited ability to see who you really are. https://t.co/MszNK2leol
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The System https://twitter.com/edokeefe/status/1381362593017819141
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After all, who’s been more welcoming to women than Katie Hill? https://twitter.com/Newsweek/status/1381294888461996032
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It really is pretty sad when you think about how many decent people have to live in these urban hellhole war zones. That’s no way to live. Just surrounded by violence at all times.
Breaking911
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FLASH: At least 20 people shot, 3 fatally, since Friday evening in Chicago
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I expect he’ll receive a warm welcome in prison.
Breaking911
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Man who sexually abused his infant daughter, shared video online is sentenced - https://t.co/w5eGdPoYkf https://t.co/kuL6VIidrH
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@beyondreasdoubt @Boomieleaks It’s the best.
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@Boomieleaks Lol!! I’m dying.
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duplo ass tough guy over here https://t.co/rRlqaWCwKF
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@JesseKellyDC How many years did you have to apprentice with a carpenter to master that Allen wrench?
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@JesseKellyDC Turn in you man-card. My daughter and I started this walk-in shed ... to accommodate 200,000 bees. And we didn’t use an Allen wrench neither! My kid lays concrete footers and knows how to use a level, a generator and nail gun. Yeesh! https://t.co/4cJaKVH4jU
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Red Lobster
Pardes Seleh
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Is there a food joint you’re so addicted to that if they shut down you’re not sure you’ll eat again?
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ICYMI: I broke the news & cover for my new book, The War on Small Business (available for pre-order now--https://t.co/WISRRn5LeP)! The war on small business by the govt (in conjunction w big biz & special interests) threatens everyone's economic freedom & individual rights. https://t.co/7af8hjlMQW
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History repeats itself 100% of the time. The Marxists never change their game. They just wait for a new crop of idiots to be born to fall for the same old one. #BlackLivesMatter for profit only. https://t.co/nbprFxv1gP
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Black Lives Matter organization: money for its "leaders" milked off the circumstances of actual black people who are suffering. In Leninist communism and many other grifts, there's a hierarchy of the elites and the serfs. https://t.co/8el9YxtuXw
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I love it because I could have posted the exact same Pic and caption, but as an irony shitpost https://t.co/FjgBuzLpOh
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PRO TIP: You’ve gotten mixed messages about COVID from the beginning because of control. That’s why they present you with a constant stream of carrots and sticks. “Just do ____ and you can have your life back. But maybe not. Probably though. Or not.”
Keeps you controlled.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣 spend a day with me son; you can't hang with this older man, promise... lmao https://t.co/1RyzXRjquG
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This ding-dong is bragging about assembling the pre-fab box he picked up at Home Depot. What’s next, Jesse, an @IKEAUSA Malm twin bed? https://t.co/KrSduzLtui
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@JesseKellyDC Beneath irony, you're a fucking dork lol
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Anti-American 'lessons' saturate classrooms. 'Woke' doctrine dominates pop culture. Sports promote twisted virtue-signaling narratives. And corporations are infested with ignorance. @JesseKellyDC tells how to purge it all from America's youth.
WATCH NOW: https://t.co/pQhe0a5EdF https://t.co/GLZdwomwgi
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As @JesseKellyDC is so fond of saying, America’s communists are no different than communists have always been https://t.co/jfzVYjmP1a
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Look, America! I assembled a porta-potty! I’m a real man now! 💩💪😂 https://t.co/PAWux7T3me
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“Built” https://www.homedepot.com/p/Suncast-2-ft-8-25-in-X-2-ft-1-5-in-X-6-ft-Resin-Vertical-Storage-Shed-BMS2000/203702004 https://t.co/EQ2W17UoBo https://t.co/UKADv95fuY
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You seem like a dumb little pussy that I could fuck up https://t.co/QLEvMCs7oM
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That was me. Say hi next time. https://twitter.com/bubcmoose84/status/1381043075892535302
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lol
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I’m dead https://twitter.com/shanti__ananda/status/1381014939805085696
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I know. https://twitter.com/liberalnotlefty/status/1380994432980377603
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Conservatism is simply not equipped for the fight we’re engaged in. https://t.co/pj70VzBo9y
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In a time of reparations, court packing, critical race theory, etc—launching your campaign video talking about QAnon means you’re a complete loser who has no idea what time it is. Get lost. https://t.co/04fwzm61Yo
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No shame in it. Only way out of a slump is to keep swinging. https://twitter.com/Lepera_Joe/status/1380983721130651653
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None of the people telling you to worry about coronavirus are actually worried about coronavirus.
Breaking911
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NEW: Gov. Whitmer's top aide Tricia Foster defies governor's travel warnings, travels to Florida for spring break vacation
Screenshots of Foster's FB page obtained by @BreitbartNews 👇 https://t.co/Iw4sLuR1bh
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The Fauciite Consensus only ends when we make it end. It will not stop on its own. Americans- conservatives too- need to wake up to that reality. https://t.co/OzXuhGa6Zv
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Non-compliance is the only way you will break free. You can keep denying this obvious reality if you want. It’s human nature to do so.
But non-compliance is the only way for you to be free. https://t.co/N5Bljk69dB
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Human nature. Human nature avoids terrible realities because it’s too ominous to acknowledge them. There are 10 million examples of this throughout history. https://twitter.com/agswin2004/status/1380974458496811014
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@JesseKellyDC Continual booster shots? Pharmaceutical companies are just rolling in government money now
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It’s high times.
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Non-compliance is the only way you will break free. You can keep denying this obvious reality if you want. It’s human nature to do so.
But non-compliance is the only way for you to be free.
Breaking911
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NEW: Pfizer and Moderna Covid-19 vaccines offer protection against COVID-19 for six months; booster shots will likely be needed after six months - ABC 7 Chicago
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Mao never missed a meal.
Breaking911
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Black Lives Matter Co-Founder Receives Backlash for Buying a $1.5 Million House in a Predominately White Neighborhood
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Not unique to black people. America as a whole has become a culture that celebrates being a victim and a loser. Winning and success is frowned upon. So you’re gonna get more of the former and less of the latter. https://twitter.com/joelwberry/status/1380508337591222275
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Tune in as @JesseKellyDC exposes Dr. Fauci & company's hypocrisy throughout the coronavirus pandemic.
WATCH NOW: https://t.co/pQhe0a5EdF https://t.co/K2VxjYgQuL
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Every time people like this huge dork try to shit on Seattle—a city that got put on the map by sad working class loser guys in thrift store clothes—it actually becomes cooler. Tech corps pay dearly to be associated with this type of edgy cachet. https://t.co/aB2CZX6IBo
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Of all the things the communists have destroyed, the Pacific Northwest might be the most beautiful. Portland and Seattle used to be stupid cool places. Now they’re wastelands. https://t.co/Cf005LD5ma
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@JesseKellyDC THE REAL CAPTAIN AMERICA https://twitter.com/difficultmike/status/1371604543742562309/photo/1
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In a family of high-performance athletes, it never hurts to remind them who the top dog is.
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Airman America https://twitter.com/newsarama/status/1371547416281907207
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I’ve relayed said comparison to a few friends since then. Not one had any problem with it. https://twitter.com/michaelberrysho/status/1371567161660076043
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As I’ve said a million times, you can look at some Middle Eastern country and tell yourself how backwards and barbaric they are. You can tell yourself that everyone there must want to be here.
You’d be wrong. They’re horrified by us. https://twitter.com/thelaurenchen/status/1371558828857298946
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Communists don’t destroy religion. Communism is a religion. In their minds, they’re destroying heretics. https://twitter.com/bluecheckanon/status/1371560954647908352
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Dislike your lot in life for real or imagined reasons. Lack the confidence to believe you can change it. Look for a savior in all the wrong things places. Find one who promises to hurt the people you blame for your life and help that person get power.
Now you’re a communist. https://twitter.com/bgates8/status/1371555727991443458
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None of what you see is real. https://twitter.com/davidshafer/status/1371531925135953931
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Tell me one good reason why Donald Trump shouldn’t be allowed to sue the Washington Post into the Stone Age for this. https://twitter.com/breaking911/status/1371519221193179136
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LOL https://twitter.com/BravoKiloActual/status/1371554058385825793/photo/1
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@allthedoghair This hurts.
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@joelgaines It is what it is. Ordering the parts now.
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Just had a five minute conversation with someone where I bragged about saving 20 cents a gallon on gas. So I’ve turned into my father overnight and I’m not sure how this happened.
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@MeghanMcCain @ehdomenech Meghan, did you not see the shoes?
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Nothing has ever had more success and contributed less to society than The Jesse Kelly Show. https://twitter.com/Mast3rmo/status/1371488601473744896
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@ehdomenech What time is ballet practice?
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They’re always mad. It ain’t just March. https://twitter.com/cgdezmond/status/1371488301597786116
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Radio and TV can be real backbreaking work. Much more difficult than construction or anything. But the fans make it all worth it.
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America: we are a silly people.
The same can’t be said of our geopolitical rival. China is serious and they get shit done at scales unimaginable here, in contrast to our sclerotic government & frayed society that doesn’t value doing the hard things anymore. https://t.co/657cVEbTlO
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I wonder what institution the GOP will fund excessively for decades only to see it overtaken by Commies while they straighten their ties & focus on politeness?
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Well, yeah. https://twitter.com/gcd_/status/1371478838455205888
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@JoeSilverman7 It’s awful. Such cool places too. I would have moved there in a second when I was younger.
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That’s fair. https://twitter.com/rickbrenner6/status/1371472013181612042
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Of all the things the communists have destroyed, the Pacific Northwest might be the most beautiful. Portland and Seattle used to be stupid cool places. Now they’re wastelands. https://twitter.com/bcj166/status/1371469315501871105
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Garbage movie, but the alien chick was uncomfortably hot and everyone knows it. https://twitter.com/verge/status/1370728155737116676
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Welp, we’re done here for the night. https://twitter.com/iggy_lou_s/status/1370903240297086978
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@JoeSilverman7 Oh yeah. Very behind the scenes.
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@JoeSilverman7 Lol!! Sorry Joe.
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What’s the whitest, blackest, most Latino, or most Asian thing you do?
If I forgot any race or creed, it’s not my fault. You just weren’t important enough to be on my mind as I was typing.
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I could. But alas, I won’t. https://twitter.com/queensarahsatur/status/1370889749704159236
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Mother of god. This is almost too white. https://twitter.com/iast3ietters/status/1370887767866155010
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This is a level of white not yet achieved by other mortal men. https://twitter.com/pugnax3/status/1370886727032844289
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@JeffOnTheRight Lol! Funny you should bring that up...
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My people are the best. https://twitter.com/jakrispy31/status/1370885312570920960
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Sometimes I watch professional bowling on television. Please don’t lecture me on being too white.
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@WriteGrlProbs As it should be.
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“The military is getting too feminized.”
Them: <posts 76,000 tweets about how offended they are>
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: “The military is not getting soft and feminine. Here’s a cheesy inspirational quote with a purple background on Instagram.”
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“The military is getting too feminized.”
Them: <posts 76,000 tweets about how offended they are>
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They will totally prevent @TuckerCarlson from denying America's freedom of the seas in the Western Pacific. https://t.co/eYKkM8Q0Sy
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I can’t believe how many people are worried about our military be too focused on the wrong things. Have you seen how they’ve joined forces against a cable news host?
They’re doing just great.
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This weird and silly US military social media war on Tucker Carlson has the benefit of maybe waking up half of America to the fact that this is no longer your armed forces. Better now than later.
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I can’t believe how many people are worried about our military be too focused on the wrong things. Have you seen how they’ve joined forces against a cable news host?
They’re doing just great.
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Prelude to upcoming knucklehead science experiments done for you, The People. https://twitter.com/terryschappert/status/1370822321766866948/video/1
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The border situation is virtually impossible for Biden to fix. It’s their open borders rhetoric that brings illegals here in droves and their response to the crisis is more rhetoric about how well we’re treating them. A vicious cycle.
Breaking911
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JUST IN: A south Texas migrant facility is now at 729% of its legal capacity, children are going hungry and are only able to shower once every seven days -Daily Mail
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I know others have had bad experiences, but I have yet to be yelled at about the mask thing. I love Texas.
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That....that picture is not gonna dissuade people from wanting to go to Florida. https://twitter.com/sunsentinel/status/1370746496283516928
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I can’t believe you just admitted to practicing pedophilia. Disgusting! https://twitter.com/indymimi2/status/1370822158394482692
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A large company bought out the local propane supplier. Looked around and found a small supplier about an hour away that had better service but cost a little more. We buy from him now. We don't have a lot of spare money, but he doesn't either. This is the way we fix our country. https://t.co/PGp1paAveW
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Go support a small business today. Any small business. We’re losing them.
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Go support a small business today. Any small business. We’re losing them.
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The FBI, CIA, and military now feel totally comfortable openly opposing people on the Right.
This doesn’t end well.
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Democrats want you disarmed so they have the freedom to hurt you if you don’t comply.
That’s not a radical statement. The history of the world says that’s an absolute fact. Never disarm. It’s the ONE thing keeping these people from doing what they really want to do.
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There are thousands of National Guard troops in D.C. guarding against three dorks on subreddit. Perhaps they could lend a hand?
Breaking911
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NEW: DHS secretary Mayorkas has requested volunteers to help at the southern border amid an "overwhelming" migrant surge
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Lol!! What a boss Trump was. Exactly how every single Republican should treat the media. https://twitter.com/Jevaughn_Brown/status/1369489603372126208
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A child thinking they should mutilate their body and change who they are is the very definition of “depraved”. That’s not messaging. That’s called “sanity”. And I don’t have to pretend otherwise cause it makes people uncomfortable. https://twitter.com/sustainablyali/status/1364672413535932417
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Remember when Bill Barr told you that John Durham was conducting an investigation and you actually believed it?
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Culture matters. It’s the ONLY thing that matters. What your eyes see and your ears hear, your mind will believe. Kids today believe some seriously depraved things.
While the Right has spent decades claiming “that’s not the hill to die on”.
Matt Walsh
@MattWalshBlog
The number of kids who identify as LGBT, especially trans and bisexual, has absolutely skyrocketed. If you think this is a natural or organic development, you're deluded. The media, Hollywood, and the school system actively recruit children into the LGBT ranks. https://t.co/xqzZ5OaJ8U
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He’s one of us....a story in 4 photos. https://twitter.com/CeasarSolid/status/1364582556394471427/photo/1
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@RBPundit Absolutely would.
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@russell_nm Rarest thing on earth.
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When my sons display manners they’ve never displayed before, I feel the need to compliment them. Same thing happens when a female colleague has a good idea. https://twitter.com/bayesianboy/status/1364383079968739333
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I try not to yell on the show. There’s way too much of that. But I’ve had about enough of the “Right”. https://twitter.com/jessekellyshow/status/1364634949308063746
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Americans prefer to be politely lied to.
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And the Saint George Floyd riots. And the “INSURRECTION” lie. And the.....
There is an enormous cost to the Right arriving to the correct position too late. Enormous. https://twitter.com/brandonlast9/status/1364629063248281601
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REMINDER: Donald Trump is still President of The United States if Republicans don’t initially fall for the lockdown lie.
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The largest and deadliest domestic terrorist group in America today has corporate sponsorship. https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1364585914882809857
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.@JoeBiden is racing to the rescue *checks notes* 10 days after the winter storm.
It's 73 degrees today. https://t.co/rTp3GsjtjP
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Shocked that thing isn’t Italian. https://twitter.com/reuters/status/1364531716996620291
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Going on the @JesseKellyDC show at 8:30 PST / 11:30 EST !
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My man. https://twitter.com/sonofabutcher22/status/1364610267871653889
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Democrats do not eat their own. Only Republican pundits and politicians exist to destroy their own. Swalwell dips his egg roll in some soy sauce and goes right back to the House Intelligence Committee. https://twitter.com/sbprice/status/1364609905760501762
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@JesseKellyDC Us if we actually tried to censor @JesseKellyDC & prevent him from ever saying anything controversial https://t.co/X7bP3JBJ2X
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It doesn’t take any “bravery” to make someone angry when you care not what that person thinks. The brave ones are the Hollywood types like @yesnicksearcy and @ginacarano who lose tons of money standing up for what they believe. https://twitter.com/kennethmcobb1/status/1364604985820995585
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Not everyone has the deep insider knowledge of Asia that you do. https://twitter.com/repswalwell/status/1364573929034121218
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Who’s gonna cancel me? My radio syndication company and @TheFirstonTV let me say whatever I want. Plus, I’m not the least bit sorry about any of it so I don’t apologize. You don’t run, you give them nothing to chase. https://twitter.com/b8n7on/status/1364600539414228994
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Big props to this woman for bringing her real job to work with her. https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1364581011267452929
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But wearing a cloth mask protects you, somehow? https://t.co/bgpaL4vZHo
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if you’re under 5’5, your pronouns are ima/little/tea/pot
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Julius Caesar. Or Churchill. https://twitter.com/appodlachia/status/1364272967279144960
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Today’s boys are taught they’re hapless, useless oafs who can’t wipe their own butts without a woman. Today’s women are taught they’re saintly, genius goddesses who should be in charge.
Both equally unhealthy.
Gina Bontempo
@FlorioGina
Many women today are insufferable because they've been conditioned to believe they are perfect just the way they are. They aren't.
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Every one of history’s monster thought the exact same thing. Mao killed 70 million of his own countrymen and thought he was the good guy. Pol Pot killed 25% of his country and thought he was the good guy.
All the monsters do. Bill Gates has the same psychological profile. https://twitter.com/woke_normie/status/1364578948861071362
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We will be donating to @joekent16jan19 campaign but we are also trying to get word out.
Help us help Joe. We will be distributing signs and decals to volunteers in WA-3 who will plaster the district.
$5.00 helps us to get as many as possible please spread the word. https://t.co/0bjGd1eIAM
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Viking hat guy was going to seize the nuke codes claims Liz Cheney https://t.co/oysBhAo4Cw
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Welp this clip with Tucker has over a million views and respondents are NOT HAPPY we’re telling the truth... https://t.co/1zLJyP17R7
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Bill Gates is a megalomaniac who would observe the death of millions from his own policies and not lose a single minute of sleep over it. A man completely convinced his crusade is morally correct is a very dangerous man. https://twitter.com/CovfefeLover1/status/1364571889356722180
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If you’re wondering why Bill Gates seems to be the one pushing destructive policies on so many different issues, just know it’s because he knows he’s gonna be the one with a chair when the music stops. https://www.campusreform.org/article?id=16895
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The cultural Marxist is every bit as committed to destruction as communists have always been. They will not quit. They will destroy everything unless they’re stopped. https://twitter.com/realdailywire/status/1364309567274819584
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Big edition of I’m Right with @JesseKellyDC coming up at 9pm ET on @TheFirstonTV.
We talk Fauci flip-flops & expose a big donor with a lot of power.
Plus Cuomo analysis from @NanHayworth & illegal immigration with @KenCuccinelli
Watch for free! https://t.co/o3XTPmi5PJ
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Link: https://the-first-tv.myshopify.com/products/anti-communist-hoodie
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This new GOP trend of sending dimes to Congress is one I support. Especially dimes who want to dump that loser Kinzinger.
Catalina Lauf
@CatalinaLauf
Fake Republican Adam Kinzinger won’t put AMERICA FIRST— I will.
That’s why I’m challenging him for his seat in Congress
I am the daughter of LEGAL immigrants, a small business owner, & PROUDLY served in the Trump administration.
Let’s send Adam home! —> https://t.co/ZXSUw3X0VU https://t.co/l34fqh9Fi5
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I discovered salt.
And Mt. Everest. https://t.co/blSP5o9ERs
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“You are altogether beautiful, my love, there is no flaw in you.” Song of Solomon 5:7
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I’d love to hear how @ericswalwell has time to be in Congress AND run a smoothie shop in the mall.
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@JesseKellyDC There was a military styled feigned retreat by Capitol Police that would make the Mongols proud.
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@JesseKellyDC “What we got was a military-style coordinated assault on my officers and a violent takeover of the Capitol Building.” https://t.co/tuZQQCHwIv
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Lol. Ok. https://twitter.com/leoshane/status/1364241186681159681
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https://twitter.com/jenniferlee_75/status/1364327219103940615/photo/1
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Not exactly your specialty. https://twitter.com/potus/status/1364032232298582021
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I always have something with me that prevents carjackings. No law required. https://twitter.com/realdailywire/status/1364322024575827968
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@TuneJackson That’s expensive man.
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I hate doing this, but I’d appreciate any prayers you can send my way. After a lifetime of perfect health, my eyes are going a little and I have to pick up my glasses now and I don’t want to get bullied like a nerd.
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What you’re witnessing is the total politicization of the federal government - which is incompatible with the basic tenets of our constitutional republic. https://t.co/OwKEDKRSkm
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Dr. Fauci must be trans because only a woman could change their mind as often as he does and still insist that he's right.
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I hope Tiger is ok, nobody else was injured, and the LA County Sheriff’s department finds a new font and color palette. https://t.co/V6rIiBlMC4
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@metal_gear88 All the time.
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Yes, they do. They understand perfectly well. It’s Republicans who don’t understand that Democrats are now the Anti-American Party and their one goal is the destruction of the United States.
Their policies are a disaster on purpose. https://twitter.com/elecizenson/status/1364297931122163717
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Remember when Democrats accused Republicans of running concentration camps on the border and Republicans caved on the Child Separation Policy even though it’s 100% the right thing to do?
Pointing out their hypocrisy now does now good. The time to stand firm was before.
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@KurtSchlichter @OnLocals @CPAC @IrinaMoises Ha!!
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So, I asked my @OnLocals Schlichter Arena community who they wanted me to tape chats with at @CPAC and I got....this.
Sheesh.
https://t.co/mZxXzc3sRw
@JesseKellyDC @IrinaMoises https://t.co/VbBHUxvVCT
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I do. https://twitter.com/kaizenonstop/status/1364290277578600454
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@BravoKiloActual Please stop @ing me on these. Please.
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I don’t believe in censorship because my ideas are better than communist ideas. Communists push censorship because communist ideas are wretched.
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Every time the media says something you should assume it is a lie.
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@matthewdmarsden Freaking horrible. Get out of there.
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If at all possible, move. It is time to protect yourself and your family from the insane communist hordes. Balkanize. The System is corrupt and rotted from within. But there are still states where you and your family can have some protection.
Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️
@realchrisrufo
BREAKING: West Virginia lawmakers have introduced legislation to ban critical race theory programs throughout the state. The bill would ban the promotion of race essentialism, collective guilt, and race-based harassment. Our movement is growing—and we will win. https://t.co/l94hgvWYuO
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Any time before the 19th Amendment. https://twitter.com/johnny_joey/status/1364249396104339456
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As I’ve said repeatedly,
“Nowhere in our Constitution does it say that all of our rights can be suspended because there’s a bad disease.” It is precisely in moments of emergency when our individual rights and Freedoms are needed the most.
#OpenAmericaCompletelyNow https://t.co/6DSHAUiRsm
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@JHolmsted @RBPundit Don’t know what they’re missing.
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@RBPundit Freaking yankees. That’s a crawfish boil pot, bro.
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You guys kill me with these video edits. https://twitter.com/AllegianceTL/status/1364063134596538371/video/1
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.@TuckerCarlson wasn't ready for this one-liner from @JesseKellyDC.
Wait for it... 😂😂😂
https://rumble.com/ve3qtb-tucker-can-barely-hold-it-together-after-guest-absolutely-roasts-dem.html?mref=22lbp&mc=56yab
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Proud to stand with these fighters for women’s rights. https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1364203831500939267
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Just give it some wine. Usually unlocks my washing machine. https://twitter.com/noahsmom7/status/1364081068559667200
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Tia Carrere https://twitter.com/michaelberrysho/status/1364240733469773835
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How to repeal the First Amendment:
1) place media distribution in the hands of a corporate oligopoly.
2) threaten to break them up unless they control disinformation.
3) define disinformation as speech you don’t like.
Easy.
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Watching our side realize who Dr. Fauci is about a year too late like...
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Almost like for some inexplicable reason Texas plans for extreme heat, and Alberta plans for extreme cold.
I can't imagine why that would be https://t.co/K4ta6WPr8I
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I talked with @JesseKellyDC about how pop culture, sports, and the media changed when Trump took office; the NBA bowing to China; and, @ESPN being too afraid to stop @MarkJonesESPN from spreading hate.
Check it out:
https://t.co/PxhjAffbBR
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@JesseKellyDC @ProjectLincoln you bastard, i just spit coffee all over my computer!
Jesse Kelly
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@ProjectLincoln I apologize
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Thought this was catering for a @ProjectLincoln lunch. https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1363985834559631360
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@JeffOnTheRight @OnLocals It’s too spicy to say here.
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I’ve been suspended more times than I can count. They’ll get me for good soon. I ain’t changing. People can find me @OnLocals https://twitter.com/Paul13Jean/status/1364226849128157192
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Me too. https://twitter.com/BuckeyevsTworld/status/1364044705911218178
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Those in power are attempting to use a pandemic to put in place a police state. This has been happening incrementally throughout the last year, so that people will accept (or even embrace) rising authoritarianism put in place under the guise of "safety."
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I have an @LGUS phone. I mostly keep it on silent because I don't like noise. Someone tell me how to make this my ringtone! https://t.co/acq0jMbsk4
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How it’s done: https://t.co/8sOCshGok0
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There is no second Rush. You get one of those in a lifetime. You won’t see another one. Even as great as I am, I can’t shine Rush’s shoes. https://twitter.com/boicepr/status/1364214212189442050
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HOLY SHIT https://t.co/X8iuFQEWn6
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How it’s done: https://t.co/8sOCshGok0
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America’s communists are no different than communists have always been.
Michael Tracey
@mtracey
Two Democratic members of Congress are pressuring the CEOs of the country's major TV providers to essentially purge the news networks these Members don't like, on the basis of the alleged danger posed by "misinformation and conspiracy theories" https://t.co/QyNyy0dPdX https://t.co/DcxX68sLNt
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The king: https://t.co/agXTp3kup9
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How it’s done: https://t.co/8sOCshGok0
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He just vapor locked Tucker. https://t.co/EkRg857WiY
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How it’s done: https://t.co/8sOCshGok0
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What a gross racist POS...of course he’s on Tucker’s white nationalist show... #UNFOXMYCABLEBOX @Xfinity @comcast @Verizon I’m sick of subsidizing this UnAmerican racist lying trash!! If the $20 you force me to pay for this crap is worth my account, I’ll cancel my subscription. https://t.co/0JXaOmJYgy
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How it’s done: https://t.co/8sOCshGok0
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Jesse Kelly is a SAVAGE for this one - “A weapon without ammo doesn’t do me any good. It’s like handing Sheila Jackson Lee a book!” 💀🤣
#ThugLife @JesseKellyDC https://t.co/BQORXbNyVt
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This is why I love @JesseKellyDC https://t.co/VbZrmFXbPs
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How it’s done: https://t.co/8sOCshGok0
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@conservmillen He did the best he could to hold it in.
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@JesseKellyDC “Giving me a gun without ammo would be as helpful as giving Sheila Jackson Lee a book.”—@JesseKellyDC, I howled. 😂😂
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King https://t.co/pHN4F1G0lA
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How it’s done: https://t.co/8sOCshGok0
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☠️☠️☠️☠️ https://t.co/4XnFvNIZQ8
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How it’s done: https://t.co/8sOCshGok0
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How it’s done: https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1364040928470519810/video/1
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@WeghorstGreg @MichaelBerrySho Lol. No. But it was good money.
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Would be still selling RVs if @MichaelBerrySho didn’t take an interest. https://twitter.com/michaelberrysho/status/1364031678742548482
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I was so good.
𝔾𝕣𝕒𝕪
@WarDamnGray
Two 🐐‘s. Great stuff from @JesseKellyDC & @TuckerCarlson. https://t.co/cL8y3Ca31H
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Hey I'm terrible on this site but for real. Let's help this msn and his family take care of the bills:
https://t.co/eQAlbS0lio
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Our first EVER sale! Buy one piece of @JesseKellyDC's Anti-Communist merch, get a second one 25% off! Just use code FREEDOM.
https://t.co/QOcKjsHIAZ https://t.co/nIG0QfvUvU
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All communism is simply a promise made to some “oppressed” group of people to hurt the people who supposedly run things in order to make a society more equal.
Soviets used wealth. We use race, gender, and sexual orientation. Same ideology. Different language. https://twitter.com/voland_84/status/1363999755764977667
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The elite’s embrace of cultural Marxism will end badly for everyone... including them. https://t.co/bKDCCXLctD
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Show me one major American institution warning about the dangers of cultural Marxism. Hell, show me even one that isn’t actively engaging in it.
We are in serious trouble. https://t.co/rUl34JbmiL
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This Wikipedia bit about the communist takeover of Spain before Franco is....yeah. Just, yeah.
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Show me one major American institution warning about the dangers of cultural Marxism. Hell, show me even one that isn’t actively engaging in it.
We are in serious trouble. https://twitter.com/billywhistler/status/1363991759760494592
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The communists were smart enough to change their language to put the American conservative on the defense at all times.
“Hey!! I’m not racist! Change my military base names!! That statue needs to go!! We need federal police reform!! Please, just say I’m nice. I wanna be nice.” https://twitter.com/con_agent/status/1363990121922637829
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The communist is aggressive and doesn’t care how he looks. As long as he wins in the end.
The conservative is by nature, passive and very self-conscious about appearing morally right at all times.
That fight only ends one way. https://twitter.com/plhcrawford/status/1363987914594676737
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If you were late to arrive at the correct position on:
-Mueller
-Covid lockdowns
-Saint George Floyd riots
-INSURRECTION
You’re either stupid or your spineless. Stupid, you can’t help. Spineless you might be able to do something about.
Do better next “scandal”.
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Maybe someone tried to convert her and it fell on deaf ears. https://twitter.com/nberlat/status/1363930277278605319
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He’s the only good one we have! Him a Alito. I hope he stays there till they cart him out. https://twitter.com/justaplaytpus/status/1363953795152154630
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He’s peak GOP. Gets his life destroyed by the communists, relies on the Right to lock shields and save him.......then promptly starts knifing the Right in the back cause “it’s the right thing to do”.
He should be the GOP logo. https://twitter.com/turfguyz/status/1363953058695307266
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Clarence Thomas is 8000 years old and we are not sending the man the reinforcements he needs. Gonna be a sad day when we lose that freaking guy. What a boss. https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1363861459193786374
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“Nobody cares what LeBron James or Lady Gaga says.” -very dumb person
Lots of people care. Movies and sitcoms matter. Music matters. Media matters. Always has and always will.
We worry about taxes. They’re taking young minds. https://twitter.com/melissatweets/status/1363941756253990912
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@InezFeltscher @ellie_bufkin @ProfMJCleveland @HRaleighspeaks Lol!!
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@ellie_bufkin @ProfMJCleveland @InezFeltscher @HRaleighspeaks Not sure how I was left out of this.
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The DC GOP politicians/pundits will always arrive at the correct position on an issue at the precise moment it becomes too late to be helpful.
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Jesse Kelly
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Can you believe the final season of Game of Thrones was ten years ago?
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Lol all the “conservatives” calling for Fauci to be fired. A tiny handful said this last spring. Where y’all been?
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Sometimes I wish I wasn't so red-pilled.
All the dumbdumbs seem so happy.
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“I want the communists dancing in the streets the day they bury me in the ground, and so should you.” - @JesseKellyDC
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Anti-Communist merch sale. Use the code: FREEDOM
You’re welcome. https://the-first-tv.myshopify.com/collections/anti-communist
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Jesse Kelly
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Mitch Hedberg is doing a great one. https://twitter.com/kenwebsterii/status/1363906375676526592
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DOJ/FBI’s delay tactics on Steele dossier and Russiagate revelations have worked exactly as they planned.
Now, anyone who expresses interest in those topics is called an obsessive.
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This is a good start. Now we just need all of the members of every other school board to resign. https://t.co/yKpBmm85vZ
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The great irony of the hardcore Never Trump movement is Trump is all their fault. https://twitter.com/blmarketparade/status/1363884441479876614
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Some of us have been begging for the GOP and the never Trump “principled conservatives” to do just that, and the answer ALWAYS that it’s “not who we are” to get unseemly and fight the left on culture.
That’s how you got trump. It’s why the next GOP leader will be Trump like. https://t.co/2flGGxK8ll
Jesse Kelly
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Ironically, Bush and that brand of GOP is responsible for the monster who will rise on the Right. Fight off the communist hordes destroying this culture or people WILL find someone who will.
Vacuums get filled. https://t.co/SwFy1Q4uA4
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“vote” https://twitter.com/roamgem/status/1363884752240054276
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“Almost all great men are bad men.” -Lord Acton https://twitter.com/themanslife/status/1363882068753735680
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Fight the culture war, GOP. Reclaim education. The moment is ripe. Even voters who cannot articulate their desire for leaders who do this will innately respond to anyone willing to wage this war. https://t.co/aOU6McOQyk
Jesse Kelly
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Ironically, Bush and that brand of GOP is responsible for the monster who will rise on the Right. Fight off the communist hordes destroying this culture or people WILL find someone who will.
Vacuums get filled. https://t.co/SwFy1Q4uA4
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Freedom is much better than Right wing fascism. But the guardians of our freedom in America were too soft, pacifist, and weak to stop the communists from taking it. So now we’ll get a fascist. A real one. https://twitter.com/dagothurm/status/1363875310580736001
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Like I say about white supremacy.
No man is superior to me, regardless of his race. https://t.co/UuCh2uqY6j
Gothix - The Problematic Grifter
@gothixTV
White Privilege.
The notion that a white person has some type of advantage over me because of their skin color is:
1. Insulting to hear
2. Self deprecating to believe
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Ironically, Bush and that brand of GOP is responsible for the monster who will rise on the Right. Fight off the communist hordes destroying this culture or people WILL find someone who will.
Vacuums get filled. https://twitter.com/johnsonajohnso2/status/1363874105368449033
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Yes. The inevitable counter to communism is fascism. We will see a monster rise on the Right in response the the Left’s violence and censorship. It will be awful. But it is coming. I promise you that. https://twitter.com/texasliberty15/status/1363872886860169217
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REMINDER: Pointing out the failures, misery, and death caused by communism will never dissuade the communist.
They know. They just don’t care.
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That you promised to steal what’s mine and give it to blood-sucking leeches to keep yourself in power. https://twitter.com/RepBarbaraLee/status/1363194205758238721
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People, come on now. You WATCH the circus and enjoy. You do not come out of the stands and play with the dancing bears. https://twitter.com/WSJ/status/1363556630869213190
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Please be safe out there. The chicks are gonna be fighting over you. God speed.
Here’s the link: https://the-first-tv.myshopify.com/products/jesse-kelly-short-sleeve-unisex-shirt https://twitter.com/nickmeim/status/1363100741297143810
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Many Americans are too susceptible to big lies from the mainstream media, even people you would not expect, says @JesseKellyDC. https://t.co/2kIA3cH3vk
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I have a pretty good idea why the FBI “can’t find” the guy who planted the bombs. https://twitter.com/cernovich/status/1363620869344350210
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I’m just not totally convinced these are the two people who can figure out the Texas power situation.
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When I say that the goal of Critical Race Theory is to move the United States in the direction of South Africa, I mean that literally. It's an aspirational goal. Here's receipts from Inslee's Equity Task Force in Washington last year. Courtesy of @BenjaminABoyce. https://t.co/LQy5gWuP2v
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Middle class small business owners are the only thing keeping the mega-corporations from ruling America and the only thing keeping Democrats from winning every seat. The communists know this. COVID was the perfect excuse to take out an enemy. https://twitter.com/oilfield_rando/status/1363599076726611975
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Air Force guys are unsurprisingly more willing to be injected. https://twitter.com/noonanjo/status/1363308622520979457
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Andrew Cuomo made someone higher than him in the Democratic food chain very, very angry.
I’m guessing it was a billionaire donor. https://twitter.com/breaking911/status/1363563342279901187
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Way to go, Jerry. https://twitter.com/DeebsFLA/status/1363482309681442824/photo/1
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Two to go. https://t.co/U8aDrQImpV
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AOC is in Houston right now to help us with the winter storm. It’s 65 degrees outside. https://twitter.com/KenWebsterII/status/1363245193839935490/photo/1
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Jesse Kelly
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We make the boys buy toys with their own money, but told them long ago we’d buy any books they want to encourage reading. My youngest has turned into a book freak and this is now becoming a financial disaster.
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Jesse Kelly
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Some of us just aren’t morning people. https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1363235252173496327
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Jim Hanson 🇺🇸
@JimHansonDC
@JesseKellyDC @tahDeetz McCarthy was an ass
But he was right
Hmnmm
Does sound like Jesse
Jesse Kelly
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@tahDeetz No doubt.
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@JesseKellyDC @tahDeetz McCarthy was an ass
But he was right
Hmnmm
Does sound like Jesse
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Simo Hayha was a very bad man. https://twitter.com/wh0d4t/status/1363132965946077184
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Growing up in Bozeman, it was not uncommon to see bumper stickers that said, “Keep Montana beautiful. Put a Californian on a bus.” https://twitter.com/kemc/status/1362927513610018816
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The System is gonna spend four years trying to destroy Heavy D. Maybe, for the first time ever, the Right shouldn’t help them do it. https://twitter.com/MSNBC/status/1363066372985655296
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Amazing read. https://twitter.com/fdrlst/status/1362450556414005251
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Nothing exemplifies American feminism more than a woman worth $850 million whining about how oppressed she is.
Madonna
@Madonna
The Patriarchy continues to try to crush my neck with their heavy boots, cut off my life force and take away my voice—Even those who call themselves artists..............You know who you are!!! DEATH TO THE PATRIARCHY! Now and Forever. #riskwhatyouvalue #valuewhatyourisk https://t.co/A5BtfIIFNR
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Jesse Kelly
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@braxton_mccoy @kristina_wong @joekent16jan19 @BreitbartNews I’m on it.
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This week in WPCs: Jeff Vanderstelt, one of the big influencer behind the "missional communities" brand of small groups, says white Christians don't "know the right way" and need to climb on the racial justice bandwagon. https://t.co/jidgwvpbxr
Woke Preacher Clips
@WokePreacherTV
They got Jeff Vanderstelt 😞
"I along with Doxa leaders have been asking how can we grow in our awareness of racial inequality + injustice in our country...we've sought to own our part...What have we done + what could we do? And the reality is, family, we could do so much more." https://t.co/uEG6wg6CUU
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Jesse Kelly
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Bill Gates eats shit. https://t.co/7suK73Aj3L
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That’s two people https://t.co/2n4cSGIVvW
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Sadly @JesseKellyDC is saying what Pastors ought to be preaching from their pulpits but aren’t. https://t.co/vj8KtfBT4s
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I’m not a bigot, I rejected my bigoted father and his hate. I’ll be damned if I’ll tolerate bigotry against my sons. Wake up America! Thank you Jesse!! 💪🏻💪🏻 https://t.co/Nz3ZAAkDN2
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Communists can't use class warfare to manipulate Americans so they're using race warfare, says @JesseKellyDC.
This new red scare has infiltrated even the most trusted institutions, including some churches, he explains.
"This is an infection with America's christianity." https://t.co/HUMSXxSdMq
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REMINDER: Any platform from the Right that doesn’t involve wholesale changes to America’s education system is just moving the deck chairs around on the Titanic.
Take back the youth from the communists or your country is over.
Abigail Shrier
@AbigailShrier
"A third of young adults polled last year supported abolishing the police ...One poll showed 64 percent of college students agreed that last year’s anti-police 'rioting and looting is justified to some degree”
A wake up call for GenZ by @Ravarora1:
https://t.co/wkDjNbBMrR
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In other news: flight plans show the Kerry family private jet was in the air today https://t.co/CTBqyWTg0y
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If the bullets only found the dumb ones, we wouldn’t have an officer corps. https://twitter.com/rbinetti/status/1362876515508047881
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Don’t be ridiculous. He didn’t go near far enough. https://twitter.com/SeattleTam/status/1362868411018014720
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Legal? What is that? The communists now control all the institutions. “Legal” is whatever helps them and hurts you. The Right was worrying about taxes while the communists took over all of it.
Legal?
“Do not quote laws to men with swords.” -Pompey Magnus https://twitter.com/Tomko_1/status/1362867017284521985
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Institutionalized anti-white bigotry at the helm of every cultural institution. Business, education, churches, media, sports, law enforcement, the military, everywhere.
The perfect tool for the communists.
Dr. Karlyn Borysenko
@DrKarlynB
🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING: Coca-Cola is forcing employees to complete online training telling them to "try to be less white."
These images are from an internal whistleblower: https://t.co/gRi4N20esZ
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Not sure what more that family can do to prove they’re not racist. https://twitter.com/realDailyWire/status/1362843540506615810
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Raisin Canes is the textbook example of “just be great at one thing and you’ll make it. Rubbery chicken fingers and crinkle cut fries I wouldn’t wish on ISIS. Yet the line is always around the block because I would let my sons intern at @ProjectLincoln for that Canes sauce.
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@Cernovich I’m white trash, Mike.
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I crunch up a bunch of Doritos in a bag, then heat up Frito Jalapeño Cheesw Dip in the microwave, pour the Doritos in the bag, and eat it all with a spoon. https://twitter.com/kaschuta/status/1346465786253066241
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You want a serious-ass reality check? Follow @JesseKellyDC. You might be seriously-assly offended, but it will be a good reminder that you're not a blob who's been brainwashed into submission by the government & media. Jesse speaks truth to bullshit and pulls no punches.
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It’s always fun to see the corrupt griftercon takes on Rush before his audience abandoned them and the corrupt griftercon takes on Rush once they had to depend on hardcore left-wing Democrats for their clicks and paychecks. https://t.co/WwETYjXKeU
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You can. https://the-first-tv.myshopify.com/products/anti-communist-unisex-v-neck-t-shirt-white https://twitter.com/TABYTCHI/status/1362820835887755265
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@7thSon1988 Congrats my brother. Long time coming. Keep your cash for you though. 👊🏻
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I heard this little nugget during a sermon when I was around 18 y/o. The lay pastor was preaching. He was an executive at a company.
He said, "Do you know what your job is? You think your job is to do your job. No. Your job is to make your boss's job easier."
Great advice. https://t.co/KFgmscRfwF
Jesse Kelly
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Employees today routinely think it’s the boss’s job to make their life easier instead of vice versa. It’s sold as a “generational” thing.
It’s not. It’s a “weak boss” thing. You wanna make money and move up? Make your boss’s life easier.
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Dad told me once. "If your boss asks if you can do X, no matter what it is, just say yes and figure it out later".
Management material. https://t.co/NCNYERghR2
Jesse Kelly
@JesseKellyDC
Employees today routinely think it’s the boss’s job to make their life easier instead of vice versa. It’s sold as a “generational” thing.
It’s not. It’s a “weak boss” thing. You wanna make money and move up? Make your boss’s life easier.
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Employees today routinely think it’s the boss’s job to make their life easier instead of vice versa. It’s sold as a “generational” thing.
It’s not. It’s a “weak boss” thing. You wanna make money and move up? Make your boss’s life easier.
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https://the-first-tv.myshopify.com/products/anti-communist-t-shirt-white
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Bingo https://twitter.com/mn_porcupine/status/1362806975189385218
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Almost three years of community college credits. https://twitter.com/shawnsty1es/status/1362794883535233029
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Kind of. Critical Race Theory is certainly anti-white, as most of America’s cultural institutions are now, but that anti-white stuff is just scapegoating. All these grievance groups (civil rights, feminists, LGBTQAirForce, etc,) are just unwitting foot soldiers for the communists https://twitter.com/FoxworthFor14/status/1362792074127413251
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Critical Race Theory is simply communism rebranded to target American sensibilities.
Wherever you see it, that’s communism. And it’s now everywhere. https://twitter.com/conservmillen/status/1362752779094265861
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@JesseKellyDC 🏆 the award for the dumbest tweet of the day goes to a repeat offender public office loser Jesse Kelly. Go figure a guy w 2 girls name would have overcompensation personality disorder
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Wow, this writer is spot on. https://t.co/BtmCk8v0eO
Jesse Kelly
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The System is always lying to you. Stop falling for it. This is the best article I’ve ever read. https://t.co/8bxCNBMDFS
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Your full of shit, as usual. We’re used to it from you Kelly https://t.co/2ozHGmT9SD
Jesse Kelly
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Wow! That was great!
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Our nation's growing ideological self-segregation is proceeding nicely
by @JesseKellyDC https://t.co/X27pyT1sGo
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“Our failure to hold the line and speak hard truths has made the left’s job of cementing a lie in the minds of the people infinitely easier.” https://t.co/UunV8priSl
Jesse Kelly
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The System is always lying to you. Stop falling for it. This is the best article I’ve ever read. https://t.co/8bxCNBMDFS
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Jesse being right about Jesse has become really exhausting. https://t.co/IYDj7izxw0
Jesse Kelly
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The System is always lying to you. Stop falling for it. This is the best article I’ve ever read. https://t.co/8bxCNBMDFS
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China will send you a virus that kills 400,000 Americans and wipes out trillions of American dollars. You will in turn kick out the only guy who actually did something to China and replace him with a guy who will pay China with your money. https://twitter.com/fletchmatlock/status/1362512343595446283
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Excuse me - what? https://t.co/DMFA97qKaI
American Greatness
@theamgreatness
The Wuhan Institute of Virology, the controversial laboratory in China that many have pointed to as the origin of the Chinese coronavirus, has been authorized to receive American taxpayer funding for the next three years, according to the Daily Caller.
https://t.co/TYpBMLK1q1
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Because the Left only cares about power. They don't care about dead New Yorkers or frozen Texans or burned down cities or fake insurrections. They'll say anything to keep or gain power. Every new manufactured outrage is just left-wing narrative fodder. https://t.co/M9aDaKPXKy
Donald Trump Jr.
@DonaldJTrumpJr
How is it possible that blue check Twitter is spending more time trying to destroy Ted Cruz taking a family trip but refuses to focus on Gov Cuomo’s lies, coverups, and strong arm tactics that killed thousands?
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The System is always lying to you. Stop falling for it. This is the best article I’ve ever read. https://t.co/8bxCNBMDFS
Jesse Kelly
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: Wow! That was great!
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Remember when a bunch of Democrat mayors let their own cities get trashed by ANTIFA/BLM terrorists so Joe Biden could win an election?
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Facts by @JesseKellyDC 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 https://t.co/iRTfXaZJUt
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@25th_Prestige
@JesseKellyDC And the good Lord knows, she's a dime.
Jesse Kelly
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No doubt
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Our dimes carry weapons. It’s awesome. https://twitter.com/owillis/status/1362447650801528836
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Trump is the most popular Republican in America by a significant margin. You cannot be anti-Trump to appease your DC establishment pals and also lead the GOP.
If you think you can, you have the political instincts of a shrew. https://twitter.com/maggienyt/status/1362459599903817733
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82 year old Vietnam Vet taking care of business!
(Although I would advise using the shotgun for it’s intended purpose rather than beating someone to death with the barrel, I’m not going to second-guess my man.) https://t.co/B9Cy1hY45K
New York Post
@nypost
Elderly veteran kills home intruder who attacked his wife https://t.co/CGsRKGx2P8 https://t.co/iHUeIQsiry
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Was the same for us. Only VIP we cared about was when Bruce Willis showed up with his band (yes, he has one) and jammed out for us for a bit. Keep the politicians away. Bands or hot chicks or stay home. https://twitter.com/realnateewing/status/1362476296320610304
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Woke = @JesseKellyDC
https://thefederalist.com/2021/02/18/the-first-step-towards-righting-america-is-refusing-to-believe-the-left-about-anything/
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There’s nothing worse than a photo op moment in a crisis. It hurts more than it helps. Don’t believe me? Ask anyone in the military what they REALLY thought about some big shot VIP coming to visit their base in country.
Just stay away and leave everyone alone. https://twitter.com/ikanteventoday/status/1362473388124569600
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A wise man. Tell him he has excellent taste. https://twitter.com/bubola/status/1362466094254985218
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I agree. https://twitter.com/taraw500/status/1362465783331217409
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Never forget that jealousy rules every industry. Punditry is no different. Men are jealous of men’s professional success (women are jealous of looks).
99% of the Rush criticism you see today from the “Right” is just dudes who think THEY should have had that kind of influence.
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The System is always lying to you. Stop falling for it. This is the best article I’ve ever read. https://twitter.com/fdrlst/status/1362450556414005251
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I can’t stop laughing about DC politicians being so dumb that they think 5,000 National Guard would actually stop an insurrection if the American Right was interested in one. https://twitter.com/cnnpolitics/status/1362231120331497475
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Who says this is storage? These are ready for use. https://t.co/y9fxckjcGl
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NEW - Poland to advance new legislation to fine Big Tech platforms up to $13.5 million per case that censor users or remove posts for ideological reasons.
"Poland spent 45 years under communism," the Deputy Justice Minister says, "it taught us the value of free speech".
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CC: @NRO
8 Tactics To Boost Testosterone:
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There truly is nobody more willing to help a brother out. https://twitter.com/ilhanmn/status/1362421896369774599
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@JesseKellyDC Come visit, bro. https://t.co/FmmwkFoy4g
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Lol
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Some of my friends thought I was being nice when I invited them to shelter here through the winter storm, but really I was securing an emergency food supply— just in case. #DonnerFamily
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Good grief
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@EzraCeleste Worse. Communist training centers.
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I don’t want America’s government schools to open for the same reason I don’t want John Wayne Gacy to be resurrected.
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That Cuomo meme one of you just sent me.....my word. You animals. Struggling with the ‘Send’ button here.
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Nice. https://twitter.com/abc/status/1362390669814333447
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current hypothesis is Kamala clearing the path
Karen Bass was under contention for VP and then all these hit pieces came out to nip her in the bud
other possibility is for AG Letitia James to become Gov in 2022, she's been making massive headlines https://t.co/MRITw84Snd
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I’ve been thinking more and more about this Cuomo thing. The Left NEVER goes after one of their own like this. Ever. I think he made someone higher on the food chain very, very angry. Some billionaire or something. Only thing that makes sense. https://t.co/k7B54u8mpf
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Hey moron, it snows every year in that part of Saudi Arabia. Do some research. https://t.co/keXoVdy2S5
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Men today are lacking something. But it ain’t empathy. https://twitter.com/piano_shop/status/1362419137889337350
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@mollyfprince I’m the best.
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@aubrey_huff I am what I am.
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Fair https://twitter.com/dmburrows/status/1362414000361803779
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1. Yes
2. I don’t care about “optics” because I’m not a child. I don’t need my politicians to pretend to empathize with me. I need them to safeguard my liberty and get the hell out of my way. https://twitter.com/whatsadentist/status/1362409895375605767
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@Iast3Ietters @tedcruz You’re crazy. Cancun is legit.
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I’m beyond outraged that @tedcruz is in Cancun. He should be here in Texas doing some jerkoff photo op like these other politicians. I really need my politicians to pretend to help. Makes me feel better. A man taking his family on vacation? Outrageous.
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I’ve been thinking more and more about this Cuomo thing. The Left NEVER goes after one of their own like this. Ever. I think he made someone higher on the food chain very, very angry. Some billionaire or something. Only thing that makes sense.
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i completely agree, and I discussed this with @JesseKellyDC on his show and @Cernovich pointed it out as well
i dont get what caused them to 180 on him so bad
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@EzraCeleste Plus he didn’t think women should read.
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@Danstringer74 @KamalaHarris I apologize
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CC: @KamalaHarris https://twitter.com/insiderfood/status/1362206544885080065
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We all go down as something. You went down on everyone. https://twitter.com/katiehill4ca/status/1362143278662057986
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In the last year, I have learned that living rent free in the heads of people who hate you is an undervalued source of joy. https://t.co/U2ZZO7m2ED
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Don’t worry about all the negative stuff the communists are saying about Rush. Read all of them. Then go live the kind of life that ensures they’ll say the same thing about YOU when you die.
Make the right enemies. And make sure they hate you like they hated him.
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This.
Be a happy warrior. https://t.co/0UpjQRMrkm
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Don’t worry about all the negative stuff the communists are saying about Rush. Read all of them. Then go live the kind of life that ensures they’ll say the same thing about YOU when you die.
Make the right enemies. And make sure they hate you like they hated him.
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Highly recommended https://twitter.com/davereaboi/status/1362170212301348865
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We will rebuild.
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For the hard right white nationalists, anyone left of center are automatically commies, which is why we call all these people white nationalists fascists, especially ones that are extremely proud to be fascist like Jesse Kelly. https://t.co/4E4ym5ikhT
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Don’t worry about all the negative stuff the communists are saying about Rush. Read all of them. Then go live the kind of life that ensures they’ll say the same thing about YOU when you die.
Make the right enemies. And make sure they hate you like they hated him.
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The latest edition of #AskedAndAnswered - @MegynKelly answers a listener email about why she's still on Twitter.
The answer - with shoutouts to @CValdary, @BridgetPhetasy, @JesseKellyDC, @RedSteeze, and more. Listen, and download today's FULL show here: https://t.co/F96HgI7HIW https://t.co/6pdF0dkqgx
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We are two different countries pretending to be one country for the sake of appearances.
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Rush Limbaugh was famous for tipping generously. We're not talking 20% or 100%. He would often leave $5,000 to $10,000 tips for a single dinner.
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If you pay state income tax you’ll never lose power or something.
CA: https://t.co/jtQdhWIxV5 https://t.co/jRj9jQ7SbA
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Don’t worry about all the negative stuff the communists are saying about Rush. Read all of them. Then go live the kind of life that ensures they’ll say the same thing about YOU when you die.
Make the right enemies. And make sure they hate you like they hated him.
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Journalist question of the day: Why are leaders on the left and right working so hard to destroy small businesses and eviscerate the middle class? https://t.co/1AujDmsnpp
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I expect this idiocy from Democrats like Mitt Romney. I expect better from @SenTomCotton. We’re gonna issue new government instructions to businesses after government just got done screwing them for a year? Absurd. https://t.co/v4ZHiyuSgb
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The best there ever will be. Educated entire generations of Americans. The man cannot possibly be replaced. Rest In Peace, #rushlimbaugh
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@EzraCeleste Frankly, he was a role model.
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Yes. Surely the Maker of the universe screwed up big time when he designed how we breathe. Thank goodness modern “science” is here to right His wrongs. https://twitter.com/nationalpost/status/1362075379637358598
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@isaacsbolin Not at all. 👊🏻
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I’m not your mommy. It’s not my job to powder your a** for you and tell you how special you are. I’m your daddy. https://twitter.com/isaacsbolin/status/1362080662413582341
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Not sure when I’ve ever denied that. https://twitter.com/WKFCinSF/status/1362074911565520898
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So. Italian women have been doing this for centuries. https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1362070446326349826
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When a white man is accused of sexual misconduct, let us deflect attention away from him, by superimposing the face of a black man who was exonerated by the racist justice system in America. https://t.co/cXHPsrP8pu
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I’m sorry https://t.co/I5N1kCf5rQ
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That reminds me, I’ll be on Fox News with Tucker Carlson tonight you talk communism and gun control. I’ll be great. As always. https://twitter.com/shahzad9/status/1362067550746537989
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“communists changed the language to sell it here” he says as he uses the term “cultural marxists”
what an absolute galaxy brain https://t.co/zygNog1tz5
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The vast majority of America’s cultural marxists have no idea they’re communists. The communists changed the language to sell it here and it worked like a charm. All this racial and gender grievance stuff is just communism rebranded. https://t.co/I1IVkCATxU
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And they did. We were worried about nukes and we should have been worried about our teachers.
Jackdaw🇺🇸🇮🇪
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Kruschev told us they would Infiltrate us and bury us. https://t.co/RHI0Ua8dtj
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The vast majority of America’s cultural marxists have no idea they’re communists. The communists changed the language to sell it here and it worked like a charm. All this racial and gender grievance stuff is just communism rebranded. https://twitter.com/paul13jean/status/1362051238167277575
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That’s true. Some of them are Italian. https://twitter.com/thomasg01095401/status/1362048782540668934
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I love how much the communists hate Texas. Only makes me love the place more. https://twitter.com/stephenking/status/1361828447551643651
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To quote @JesseKellyDC: 'No one telling you to worry about coronavirus is worried about coronavirus.' https://t.co/TFYAdNipfw
Husserl
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CDU Merkel`s party - Off-camera no one was wearing a mask and were within close quarters of each other, then this happened when they went live. https://t.co/q8zN8KGBMo
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The American media treats every Republican president like a deadly cancer that must be removed as quickly as possible. And they treat every Democratic president as some magical king who’s finally claimed his rightful place on the throne.
TV News HQ
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CNN’s Anderson Cooper asks Joe Biden what’s it like living at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue...
Biden: "I wake up every morning, look at Jill, and say 'where the hell are we?'" https://t.co/6MX9eZdw9e
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I wish more people understood just how great I am at Jenga.
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I knew who my people were. And who they weren’t. https://twitter.com/edbrookover/status/1361831826466230273
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I could easily see it being Trump Jr.. I’ve always liked him. Think he has the charisma for it too. Really like DeSantis too. https://twitter.com/danieleade/status/1361827263625392128
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The next leader of the GOP will not be Trump. But it sure won’t be someone who’s anti-Trump. https://twitter.com/michaelwbunner/status/1361826714180009985
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It’s so odd to me. What kind of God-complex do you have to have to think you can “purge” Trumpism. Have the humility to see that YOUR weakness created the vacuum for Trump. And accept that you’re gonna have to merge the two worlds. https://twitter.com/mast3rmo/status/1361826145398886408
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White kids are taught to hate their whiteness. Boys are taught to hate their masculinity. Girls to hate their femininity. Children of all races and both sexes are taught to hate their country. We push self-loathing onto our kids and then wonder why they are depressed and suicidal
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Even if you believe the GOP should “move on past Trump”, it’s not humanly possible. So why do people talk about it? Trump is enormously popular with GOP voters and his nationalist/populist form of Republicanism is where the party is going. There is no stopping it. https://twitter.com/weghorstgreg/status/1361816927228764163
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Mitch McConnell is about as savvy a politician as the GOP has at the moment. Which is why I thought his heavy attacks on Trump during the latest impeachment sham were so odd. Very poor calculation. That is a fight Mitch McConnell cannot possibly win. https://twitter.com/amber_athey/status/1361795083486572557
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You can never connect with your base if you despise them. And the pundit-politician class on the Right absolutely despises their base. The Left doesn’t. They think their base is ridiculous sometimes. But they like them.
The Right hates and looks down on theirs. https://twitter.com/mgray21/status/1361794313349443597
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The entire GOP inadvertently summed up in one tweet: https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1361779665820614662
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How dare you wretched oafs out in the Districts compare a bit of mischief against your filthy hovels to this blasphemous assault against the eternal might and glory of the Capital! What next - will you lunatics start claiming your lives are worth as much as ours? https://t.co/tO4ZQFXcEn
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I’m sorry
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REMINDER: This guy defended his business from #BlackLivesMatter and The System was gonna throw him in prison for it and not a single person who’s spent two months whining about what happened at the Capitol gave a crap about him. https://www.fox23.com/news/trending/nebraska-bar-owner-accused-fatally-shooting-blm-protester-dead-by-suicide-lawyer-says/YVLGVNMHNNAPVKQGYCSY7USXGE/
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The entire Left and 99% of the DC GOP Right feels exactly like this. The small business in ruins isn’t good, but it certainly doesn’t rise of the dark day when some congressmen got his heartbeat raised for something other than a Chinese spy. https://twitter.com/dailycaller/status/1361743951917645824
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China is building more coal plants this year than all Europe combined currently has.
You know why? Look at Texas.
You think china is going to allow itself to get caught in the dark? They have a world to conquer.
And liberal American china apologists are aiding them.
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I know a lot of you are wondering about those $2,000 checks, but would it help to know that President Biden gets to bed early and played Mario Cart with his granddaughter over the weekend?
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@JesseKellyDC wood stoves are very hot right now, Jesse.
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Ok. You’re done for the day.
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Heating your home with wood is.....trendy??? https://twitter.com/mailonline/status/1361735863655358465
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I expect this idiocy from Democrats like Mitt Romney. I expect better from @SenTomCotton. We’re gonna issue new government instructions to businesses after government just got done screwing them for a year? Absurd. https://twitter.com/SenatorRomney/status/1361722325436141569
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I still can’t believe we tossed out the guy who was getting this done cause he was a jerk and replaced him with a communist-tied man whose brain is turning to pudding.
What a tremendously unserious country we are. We deserve all this.
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Our president should be in a long-term care facility and the our vice president is so detestable that even Democrat primary voters were horrified by her.
What a bizarre time to be alive.
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The communist never stops. He is never satisfied. You could give them all 535 seats in Congress and the presidency and they wouldn’t celebrate longer than 2 minutes before they started figuring out what to conquer next.
Our side is worried about “decorum”. https://twitter.com/cbsnews/status/1361123013182291969
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If you feel you need permanent 8 foot high fencing rimmed with barbed wire, and 5,000 National Guard troops to guard the U.S. Capitol for months and months... perhaps you're doing something wrong.🤔🇺🇸
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On a long enough timeline, your crazy disaster-prepper friend is the wise one and you are the fool.
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It’s 22 degrees the boys and I have been taking turns seeing how long we can sit outside in a chair with a t-shirt on. My oldest just set a record I don’t want to try to break. But I’m going in. So it’s been nice knowing everyone. Just know I died doing something dumb.
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The thing DC people get wrong with splits in the GOP is that they think it’s the Liz Cheney faction vs the Trump faction. But there is no actual Liz Cheney faction among actual voters. Probably on par with Jeb(!) and his 3%. There are divisions in the GOP base but that ain’t it.
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The fact that people still listen to these morons in DC is fascinating. Society is full of mindless robots who simply are okay with not thinking for themselves anymore. Now they get walked around on a leash by the government. @JesseKellyDC was right about this a long time ago https://t.co/tPjj2rAqwY
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The @BuzbeeLaw firm has given a blank check to getting as many elderly residents into warm spaces as possible.
We're currently working on moving elderly residents into hotels, as well as sourcing generators for nursing homes without power.
Houston is striking back! 💪💪
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@JesseKellyDC My organization is happy to offer help for single women..esp single mothers, DV and assault survivors in need as well. DM me, or hit up my website:
https://t.co/iqOuFinVwR
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If you know about someone in the Houston area who’s in a bad spot with this cold and needs help, please send me a message with the details.
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The next time “authorities” tell you to panic, go home, and hide under your bed, kindly do the American thing and tell them to go eff themselves. https://twitter.com/thefirstontv/status/1361382555891752961
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@BravoKiloActual Lol!! No “tan ops” down here.
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PRO TIP: Driving on the ice is like arguing with your ginger girlfriend. Just don’t make any sudden movements and you’re more likely survive.
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@BravoKiloActual I grew up in Montana. We call this kind of weather “Winter”.
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We got inches of rain and then in the course of about 5 minutes the temperature dropped to comfortably below freezing and now the entire state is an ice rink full of people who’ve never driven on the ice.
Comfortably Smug
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Wtf is going on in Texas
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@gastonmooney Which of course, they don’t.
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@JesseKellyDC Modern conservatives love to rant about communism, but it appears not one of them have ever picked up a book about it. If they did, they'd understand we are facing evil. Not some people who just need to be shown another "double standard."
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@Cernovich Indeed. Doesn’t bother them a bit.
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The Right will point to this as a communist policy failing and completely miss the fact that misery in death is a perfectly acceptable aspect of communism to the communist.
Not a single “environmentalist” looks at that and gives a crap. Not one. https://twitter.com/breaking911/status/1361360877396631556
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It would be one thing if this was just standard kooky Hollywood people being nuts.
But people really need to understand that this way of thinking now controls each and every American institution. This is a disease.
Matt Walsh
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Insanity on top of insanity. A Bachelor contestant attended an antebellum themed party. Somehow the picture below was deemed racist. Then the host of the show said we should extend her grace and not assume she’s racist, and THAT was deemed racist too. He is now stepping down. https://t.co/ue9l95ElRb
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BREAKING: A bunch of women are being overly dramatic about something. https://twitter.com/alivitali/status/1361136123490275328
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REMINDER: This man is a monster. Don’t let the nerd glasses fool you. He doesn’t KNOW he’s a monster, but this is the type of human being who would kill millions with his ideas and not lose a second of sleep over it. https://twitter.com/60Minutes/status/1361112446367334400
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Every short person in history, when given a modicum of power or influence, has abused it to the point where we just continue ignoring short people. https://t.co/uxjFSEirxJ
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I understand Southern states shutting down for cold as they don’t have the equipment to clear the roads. But I will never understand the PEOPLE who act like it’s the end of the world. Buy.....buy a coat. It’s really not difficult. You walk in stores and they’re just right there.
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I feel like Janice Dean wakes up every day with only two missions in life: Chew bubblegum and wreck anyone with the name Cuomo. And she never has bubblegum. https://twitter.com/janicedean/status/1360948416809959431
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Wait, you too?? https://twitter.com/JuanRio67623471/status/1361044511468580866
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The simple truth is it’s very comfortable inside The System and it’s very uncomfortable outside The System. Makes the coming struggles look pretty dire.
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Congrats on being the first woman in history to actually notice the warning though.
I Am Leah
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I have the world’s shittiest luck y’all. https://t.co/VtUGtfqfIv
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@_SoccerThoughts @ComicDaveSmith He killed.
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I wish I could say Brother Jesse was wrong about this.
But I can't.
However, I can HOPE! https://t.co/Uh3w7zKCm0
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Trump was an outlier whose presence masked the fact that one very sick ideology rules America’s schools, churches, entertainment, federal bureaucracies, one entire political party, and half the other one.
They’re gonna make sure there’s not another outlier ever again. https://t.co/Q9MBDzl2s8
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Trump was an outlier whose presence masked the fact that one very sick ideology rules America’s schools, churches, entertainment, federal bureaucracies, one entire political party, and half the other one.
They’re gonna make sure there’s not another outlier ever again. https://twitter.com/tweettruth2me/status/1357090721162010624
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Because this is all a creation of Democrats, the media, and a clout-chasing establishment GOP commentariat that’s pissed about Liz Cheney. https://t.co/X6oDF33frH
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@braxton_mccoy What Marine trained you?
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Cause I’m a man. https://twitter.com/sherrykochmail/status/1357087265478991872
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Of course I don’t have a PhD. I actually know what I’m talking about. https://twitter.com/poli_sci_guy/status/1357078448427196418
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“Stop saying AOC wasn’t at the Capitol. I was there with her.”
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@JesseKellyDC https://twitter.com/el_piratito/status/1357050753173618689/photo/1
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Communists only care about communism. It’s not that they’re narcissists. It’s that no story actually moves them. They only look at any event to gauge how it can be used to advance communism. https://twitter.com/dupiereskimm/status/1357050657572868099
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Michael Brown was a gentle giant with his hands up like David Hogg survived a school shooting like Christine Blasey Ford got assaulted by Kavanaugh like AOC almost died at the Capitol.
Sensing a pattern? They lie. Stop believing anything these people say.
The System lies.
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Look at this legend.
Lauren Chen
@TheLaurenChen
I'm wheezing 😂 https://t.co/cGwZ7Nn5sc
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The good opinions are rarely the popular ones.
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REMINDER: The @NBA spent an entire year whining about the “oppression” in America and fired the only guy who spoke out against China.
Adrian Zenz
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The BBC's video: Ghulzira Auyelkhan tells on camera how she, a female camp detainee, was given the job of handcuffing naked Uyghur girls to beds so that the Han men could go in and rape them. The men paid money to pick which girl they wanted to rape.
https://t.co/hRD6c9LHeh https://t.co/yUKh7EWlv6
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Actually, all this is 100% correct. https://twitter.com/jillfilipovic/status/1356994490678956032
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Gonna be hilarious when The System squeezes all the juice it can out of this lemon and just throws the Right another one to deal with.
This incompetence is simply staggering.
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Stalin didn’t miss a meal while he was starving millions to death. Communism is always for the littles. Never for the elites.
America’s communists are no different than communists have always been. #AntiCommunist https://twitter.com/peterjhasson/status/1356988540731727874
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While 30 writers in DC are debating how to purge “Trumpism” from the GOP, I just drove by this.
Y’all are the ones who need to change. The people want something totally different than what you’re offering.
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Biden Admin has cleaned house immediately upon entering office. Anyone with even a hint of loyalty to the past admin has been fired. Trump Admin came to DC without understanding what they were up against. They kept Obama people around, sometimes for 4 years. Personnel is policy.
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Testing new administration’s reaction. https://t.co/HSm3vaTukD
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Don’t underestimate how bitter the DC GOP pundit/politicians are that they can’t choose their party’s nominee. They watch the DC Democrats choose theirs and it drives them CRAZY that the people choose on the Right.
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When I told my son, “Defense wins championships.”, maybe I should have elaborated more.
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T_p R_ck B_ng
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@JesseKellyDC bro, you were given a radio show?
lemme know if the dude that gave you a radio show has any more, I could use one.
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Lol
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See, I have no problem with this. Trump is a bombastic, abrasive human being and it bothered a lot of people and cost him a second term. Didn’t bother me, but it bothered people.
However, if you vote for insane Leftists cause the accomplished guy is a jackass, you’re an idiot. https://t.co/RIU2U2MmCn
Jesse Kelly
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: I don’t care about the personality of my son’s brain surgeon or the President of The United States. Bring me results. That’s what I care about.
Because I’m not a child.
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“given” https://twitter.com/AugustCohen4/status/1353071011009228801
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See, I have no problem with this. Trump is a bombastic, abrasive human being and it bothered a lot of people and cost him a second term. Didn’t bother me, but it bothered people.
However, if you vote for insane Leftists cause the accomplished guy is a jackass, you’re an idiot. https://twitter.com/richmccreedy/status/1353072128262696966
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You can vote on whatever you think is most important. That’s your right. If you’re a results and issues voter, good. If you’re a “make me feel good”, ok then.
But we are a country full of “make me feel good” voters. And we’re about to pay a serous price for that.
Do better.
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BREAKING: Woman doesn’t want to held accountable for doing something illogical.
I for one think it’s hilarious. Gonna love watching suburban moms who wanted nicer tweets FREAK out when little Jenny gets stomped by Trina on the soccer field.
You get what you get. Enjoy! https://twitter.com/bluskyeallison/status/1352220617727160321
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Sure, America has 1930s energy. Not 1930s Germany, though; 1930s France: an on-paper superpower whose elites hate themselves and their people and look at the challenges the world throws up with lies and learned helplessness.
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Thanks?? https://twitter.com/sinth0me/status/1353060079650500613
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This is a really important read. The GOP must read this and take it to heart and promptly do the exact opposite of every single thing Will Hurd says in here. https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2021/01/22/will-hurd-if-gop-wants-future-it-must-make-major-changes/
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This is their time. Time to go balls to the wall. https://twitter.com/guardian_sport/status/1352618665603198976
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Congratulations to whoever invents forests. https://t.co/r12fI11fQn
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Am donating $100M towards a prize for best carbon capture technology
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Making fun of my love for Columbo? Watch the beginning of this, @JesseKellyDC https://youtu.be/XvLokfsgffU
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In a sick way, I’m rather enjoying the “Oh crap, we won. Now what do we do?” vibe that Biden puts out daily.
Enjoy it, America. His tweets will be nice though. https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1352764481756127237
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terry schappert
@terryschappert
@JesseKellyDC I hate you.
Jesse Kelly
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I know. I know.
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If you stare at this tweet too long, you will turn into a senior citizen.
terry schappert
@terryschappert
Do some dry fire stuff.
Go to the gym.
Long walk with Larry.
Watch Columbo.
America.
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What’s the most government thing you can think of?
Mine is making gambling illegal while selling lottery tickets.
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@JesseKellyDC You’re such a piece of trash.
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Man, this is a tough one. https://twitter.com/wnba/status/1352269728052465664
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Bingo. Everyone is missing the point that they shouldn’t be there now https://t.co/POBLIcAzpL
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Ok. I’ve had about enough of this National Guard stuff.
1. Send them home. There’s no threat.
2. They’re in the freaking National Guard. You eat, sleep, and live in uncomfortable places. That’s called....being in the military. They’ll be fine without catered food for a week. https://t.co/J6a6BN7hSb
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Infinitely healthier than the American system where students are taught they’re inherently evil or good depending on their skin color. https://twitter.com/mailonline/status/1352703624296722432
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https://the-first-tv.myshopify.com/products/anti-communist-mug
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Hey @JesseKellyDC do you have one of these yet? How about you @BuckSexton? https://t.co/Bti3rjwT6Y
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CNN: it’s so peaceful without Trump.
CNN: yup peaceful
CNN: so much peace
CNN:
CNN:
CNN: I wonder what Trump is doing.
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If govt can tell you:
-At what wage you can/can't work (min wage)
-How you can/can't work (independent contractor)
-If you can/can't work (AB5, PRO Act)
Then how far off are we from the government telling you what kind of work you can/can't do?
Your work should be your choice
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This is Biden's America. https://t.co/SdybqV1XLJ
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We hate communists. https://t.co/t9eMEjR09N
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I hate communists.
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I hate communists.
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The System is so rotted, evil, and corrupt that it destroyed an untold number of lives just to stop Trump.
If you still think he or his followers are the issue we face, you are sorely mistaken. https://twitter.com/detroitnews/status/1352626679156453378
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Americans on the Right don’t want to call other Americans that because:
1. It sounds mean.
2. What that means for our future and how we have to fight now.
Schrödinger’s Dissidents
@jumpinjonnydee
Some dance around calling Communists Communists, using Progressive or Socialist. Not @JesseKellyDC
He'll call a Communist a Communist because he knows one when he sees one
We need more Jesse Kelly's
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Again, whatever your feelings on COVID, if you intentionally destroyed peoples lives so your party could win a presidential election, you are evil. Not wrong. Evil. You should be arrested and thrown in federal prison. https://twitter.com/wtop/status/1352590199356841988
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Totally agree. About time we get rid of Trump and start honoring presidents who don’t act like tyrants and oppress people for their race. https://twitter.com/tomwatson/status/1352018691349770241
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This is a mental illness. That the illness is fully ingrained in The System doesn’t make it any less of an illness.
We will not survive as a nation unless we cure it. https://twitter.com/virginianpilot/status/1352308578871373824
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Ok. I’ve had about enough of this National Guard stuff.
1. Send them home. There’s no threat.
2. They’re in the freaking National Guard. You eat, sleep, and live in uncomfortable places. That’s called....being in the military. They’ll be fine without catered food for a week. https://twitter.com/laraseligman/status/1352411976803213314
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I think they give him a year. They’ll hide him as much as humanly possible for a year. Just so it isn’t SO obvious.
Then they toss him out like trash and pretend President Hoover was elected. https://twitter.com/rbpundit/status/1352396910074720256
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“Crisis”
This is a good start. We gotta lower those numbers. Those are rookie numbers. Time for people to wake up. None of what you see is real. https://www.axios.com/media-trust-crisis-2bf0ec1c-00c0-4901-9069-e26b21c283a9.html?utm_source=newsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=newsletter_axiosam&stream=top
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Our politicians are a joke and they treat politics like a joke and they laugh at you while they do it. The clown is not the one pointing out how pathetic our system has become. The clown is the one pretending everything is ok.
Jesse Kelly
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: If you’re a Republican and you’re not universally mocked and hated by the media, Democrats, and the GOP DC pundit/political class, you’re not conserving a single thing.
That’s all.
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Republicans should absolutely impeach Joe Biden several times. Is it absurd and a gigantic waste of time? Yes. Is it necessary to water down impeachment to dissuade future absurdity from Democrats? Also yes.
Jesse Kelly
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: Our politicians are a joke and they treat politics like a joke and they laugh at you while they do it. The clown is not the one pointing out how pathetic our system has become. The clown is the one pretending everything is ok.
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Impeachment is reserved for serious crimes and remains non-partisan >both parties impeach for partisan reasons >only Republicans get impeached for partisan reasons.
This is how it is now. Enjoy the new rules. #RESIST https://t.co/UMFNJiCDgx
Jesse Kelly
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: Republicans should absolutely impeach Joe Biden several times. Is it absurd and a gigantic waste of time? Yes. Is it necessary to water down impeachment to dissuade future absurdity from Democrats? Also yes.
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None of the people telling you to worry about coronavirus are worried about coronavirus. https://twitter.com/breaking911/status/1352376510729113601
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Impeachment is reserved for serious crimes and remains non-partisan >both parties impeach for partisan reasons >only Republicans get impeached for partisan reasons.
This is how it is now. Enjoy the new rules. #RESIST https://twitter.com/breaking911/status/1352376179869822977
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Are we polishing our pearls for tomorrow, gals? I’m sunning mine. #pearlnecklacesforkamala
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Teaching my daughter to support women. Titus 2:3-4 #Ihaveadaughter #KamalaHarrisDay #pearlnecklacesforkamala https://t.co/XHIwuaOmkw
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Scrubs, #pearlnecklacesforkamala, and African fabric.
Ready for the brilliance of today! 🖤❤️🖤❤️🖤❤️ https://twitter.com/AmmahStarr/status/1351906207758491654/photo/1
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Sometimes I think about changing my number and then I think about the TERRIBLE things my old Marine buddies send me and....I just can’t do that to whatever poor soul picked up this number next.
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So people from other countries are diseased? Wow, that’s pretty xenophobic. Ugly stuff. https://twitter.com/breaking911/status/1352357388548890625
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Same press conference https://twitter.com/greg_price11/status/1352356440443392000/photo/1
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Our democracy is under assault! Freedom of the press! This is fascism!!!
Did I do that right? https://twitter.com/curtishouck/status/1352348183104540672
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There are two non-policy things any GOP candidate MUST have going forward or they should be dismissed:
1. Treat the media as a hostile force.
2. Treat the bureaucracy as a hostile force.
This naïveté must end.
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A stunning indictment of Trump. Stunning. https://twitter.com/joshdcaplan/status/1352322650731909123
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Fun fact: side effects of Average White Guy Syndrome also include endlessly claiming "I'm Right!" https://t.co/Y4ZlXRN41x
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I’ll criticize Joe Biden when I disagree with him, but I wholeheartedly endorse his plan to make women’s sports more interesting by letting men play them.
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Bruh, how does this asshole keep showing up in my feed... https://t.co/7WhOJvolKz
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I’ll criticize Joe Biden when I disagree with him, but I wholeheartedly endorse his plan to make women’s sports more interesting by letting men play them.
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@RitaPanahi @Oilfield_Rando Sorry Rita
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I’ll criticize Joe Biden when I disagree with him, but I wholeheartedly endorse his plan to make women’s sports more interesting by letting men play them.
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🇺🇸🇺🇸#Kelly2024🇺🇸🇺🇸
@JesseKellyDC https://twitter.com/sawmilltaters/status/1352088380331462657/photo/1
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@RubinReport @davereaboi @docMJP @OnLocals I’m signing up. Not even kidding. Got the links already. Just been lazy about it. Will be joining you.
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Indeed https://twitter.com/VP/status/1351938078643003393
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Excellent Sargon stream. “The only way you will be able to survive is with your own infrastructure.” And it will have to be expressly Patriot. (All the smart people—like @JesseKellyDC or @docMJP or me—are saying the same things.) https://t.co/hXwGGHco35
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I know someone who probably has a drink in his hand and is smiling to himself tonight.
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PRO TIP: This is how it’s done. Democrats know this. Clinton and Obama both did it well. Fire every single person you can fire on your first day in office and start fresh with your people.
Otherwise, your own government might impeach you.... https://twitter.com/jamieson/status/1352072011699335169
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People are dying from Covid & Democrats are hosting parties. So painful to watch. https://t.co/JpNZXTOqkY
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The Marxists aren’t going away. Colleges keep churning them out, and we’re doing pretty much nothing to mitigate the spread of this ideology. https://t.co/nLQ9fEseAM
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Terrific https://t.co/hQbrSkOs0C
GLAAD
@glaad
The @WhiteHouse website contact form now asks for your pronouns. https://t.co/W5S36efo1d
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THIS IS THE ANSWER. THE LAW. These indoctrination sessions are unlawful.Studies have shown they create *more,* not less, racism.
Good for you @realchrisrufo. https://t.co/JtHOkGWaCi
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Once you stop laughing at how ridiculous this next four years of “journalism” is gonna be, pause and think how truly unhealthy it is for a nation to have a media like this. https://twitter.com/breaking911/status/1352058311559016449
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All of them. Even Trotsky got an ice pick in the dome.
Communists don’t share power. https://twitter.com/dellpreston6/status/1350519493546573824
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The only thing to look forward to politically will be watching the AOCs, professors, and Invertebrate GOPers in absolute SHOCK when their time comes.
“But but but but......I hated Trump too! I was one of the REASONABLE ones! Why are you doing this?!” https://twitter.com/redstateabroad/status/1350519053874561025
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From the right perspective, this seems like a good start. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1350517867335204864/photo/1
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@JesseKellyDC: The System lies. Then it lies about the lies. Then it lies to you about lying about the lies. Then it makes you feel like you are the crazy one.
Time to wake up, conservative pundits. We can’t ever win until you wake up.
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If you wanted impeachment to mean something, you shouldn’t have impeached the President of The United States because Lt. Colonel Stay Puft didn’t agree with a phone call.
You spent four years destroying “norms” cause Trump made you an insane person. Now live with them.
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.@RepSwalwell compares President Trump to Osama bin Laden and @AOC says she had a "close encounter" where she thought she was "going to die."
"Don't you feel the healing... Now we're not only Nazis, we're Osama bin Laden proteges," says @JesseKellyDC. https://t.co/K5xC3cBpwt
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Get your kids out of government schools. https://twitter.com/realchrisrufo/status/1349473089331974144
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CC: @ericswalwell https://twitter.com/chefgruel/status/1349526473888002048
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Not impeaching anyone for partisan reasons. > Impeaching both parties for partisan reasons. > Only Republicans impeached for partisan reasons.
Absolutely support this. https://t.co/UNKQoKgp2N
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: This is how it is now. Told you for four years this stuff was coming and you were changing norms and you should back off.
You didn’t. Let me know how it tastes.
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Not impeaching anyone for partisan reasons. > Impeaching both parties for partisan reasons. > Only Republicans impeached for partisan reasons.
Absolutely support this. https://twitter.com/mtgreenee/status/1349514160749633536
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@InezFeltscher Zero. None.
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@BrennaIsRight Oh. Carry on.
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My man. https://twitter.com/texastsunami/status/1349369181628755972
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Where is the American cheese?! Real burgers have American cheese. https://twitter.com/brennaisright/status/1349503897543602177
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@MarcMethot3 Just conquer the inch in front of your face. I didn’t get here overnight.
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2021 doesn’t have to be a bad year. Take the time to self-improve with Keto.
Homemade Red Lobster Cheddar Bay Biscuits from the box. Hot sausage gravy. Shredded cheese. Over-easy eggs. Toast with butter. #KetoLife
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Me for four years: “Stop doing _____ or something terrible is going to happen.”
<they don’t stop. something terrible happens.>
Them: “Why is Jesse Kelly doing this?!!!” https://twitter.com/rasberrylarry_/status/1349487606594228225
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@JoeSilverman7 I love that story so much. Nazis eventually stopped coming in at night.
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Arrested for what now? https://twitter.com/breaking911/status/1349436097416323072
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Nice one blaming the Jews for the Holocaust https://t.co/TNhGY5uej8
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The Warsaw Ghetto Uprising is a really cool story about Jews killing Nazis. Highly recommend if you’re into history. But one part of the story that always hit me was 80% of the Jews had already gotten on the trains to the death camps before the pushback started. 80. Human nature.
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The Warsaw Ghetto Uprising is a really cool story about Jews killing Nazis. Highly recommend if you’re into history. But one part of the story that always hit me was 80% of the Jews had already gotten on the trains to the death camps before the pushback started. 80. Human nature.
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I used to be bothered by this level of naïveté, but not anymore. The more history you read, the more you realize how people really just want to be told that everything is fine. No matter what. It’s human nature.
And they blame anyone who tells them the truth. https://twitter.com/historyvareck/status/1349479344637358082
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End? Oh boy. Are you in for quite a shock. https://twitter.com/lairdbarron/status/1349479073924468743
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Anger brought you Donald Trump. Then you called those angry people ignorant Nazis for four years and impeached their president. Twice.
These are gonna be some interesting times.
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@JesseKellyDC #ImpeachJoeBiden
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A Republican with any balls would introduce articles of impeachment for Joe Biden. Today.
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I see a lot of talk from DC pundits on the Right about purging “Trumpism”.
1. You don’t have that power and influence. Be serious.
2. “Trumpism” was the people choosing a perceived fighter cause they think they’re surrounded and they’re scared.
Um, that’s not going away.
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: You wanna be the next leader of the Right? There isn’t some populist checklist you need to pass.
Show the people who feel surround by Leftist culture that you’re the one to protect them and their way of life.
That’s it. That’s the list.
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I see a lot of talk from DC pundits on the Right about purging “Trumpism”.
1. You don’t have that power and influence. Be serious.
2. “Trumpism” was the people choosing a perceived fighter cause they think they’re surrounded and they’re scared.
Um, that’s not going away.
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@BruinsKumu77 @RealKiraDavis @YouTube Thanks.
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For the ladies. We ran out of aprons. https://t.co/IoJzd6KyaR
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Because The System is doubling down on everything they’ve done wrong. https://twitter.com/7thson1988/status/1347223710445563906
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@KenWebsterII @TheFirstonTV Lol! That’s awesome
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“The people are mad about the lack of protection from Indians and The Sugar Act. Know what we need? A Stamp Act to tax them more!” -Britain pre-1776 https://twitter.com/breaking911/status/1347223042984992772
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HUGE https://t.co/v2yXmI15Y0
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You asked for the Anti-Communist merch and @TheFirstonTV delivered. Enjoy. I’m stocking up.
Screw these people. #AntiCommunist https://t.co/Woi3lzHAge
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: For the ladies. We ran out of aprons. https://the-first-tv.myshopify.com/products/anti-communist-unisex-tank-top-black
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@NotRoyJenks Crap. Good idea.
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How much trouble are we in?
After public disgrace at the @FBI for their actions during the 2016 election, Christopher Wray promptly took over and talked about how he had to protect the FBI. Not reform it.
The System doesn’t think it’s wrong. It thinks you are.
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“All the icky Trump voters need reform. It’s definitely not us.” -A System that is in very serious trouble and doesn’t know it.
Our cultural institutions must reform themselves. Trust is gone. THAT is what needs to be fixed.
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100% warranted. My show is offensive and it will stay that way. https://twitter.com/freedomrecon/status/1347198474790588419
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You asked for the Anti-Communist merch and @TheFirstonTV delivered. Enjoy. I’m stocking up.
Screw these people. #AntiCommunist https://t.co/Woi3lzHAge
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You asked for the Anti-Communist merch and @TheFirstonTV delivered. Enjoy. I’m stocking up.
Screw these people. #AntiCommunist http://thefirsttv.com/store
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I have $600 you can borrow. https://t.co/6XV0uNp0gi
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100% true. The DC types on both sides seem to think they’re ALMOST out of this and they don’t need to change anything and this all goes away in a couple weeks.
Completely naive to what’s happening out here. https://twitter.com/livermush3eggs/status/1347180658611908609
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The anger out there doesn’t end with Trump gone.
A lot of people are deluding themselves. Trump did not create his tidal wave of support. He rode it. All those people are still there.
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I love you @JesseKellyDC https://twitter.com/themanslife/status/1346990918453235715
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@LFC_Bern No. No they didn’t.
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I’m glad today is over and I’m glad it was 93% peaceful.
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: I expected more of you to get this one. I’m not mad. I’m just disappointed.
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I’m glad today is over and I’m glad it was 93% peaceful.
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Remember when this was ok? https://t.co/F1NWLvH3Zi
MSNBC
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JUST IN: Anti-Kavanaugh protesters take over the Hart Senate Office Bldg. atrium on Capitol Hill. https://t.co/jCIbxhTKeu https://t.co/DkOgzngMh4
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Told you Leftists for four years that there absolutely was gonna be an answer to RESIST!, burn, loot, murder, impeach, etc..
Now today comes and I’m the bad guy. I warned you all it was coming. The only thing that shocks me about today is how much it’s shocking other people. https://twitter.com/dprenat/status/1347012470611660800
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@WaltzingMtilda @USAPippa So dumb.
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The cherry turnover from Arby’s is the single most underrated food item on any menu in America today.
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Ok. Go ahead and impeach Trump then. See how that goes.
I swear, I am doing everything in my power to keep a lid on things and people are either:
A: Genuinely dumb
or
B: Want a civil war
Just him go. He’s gone in two weeks! https://twitter.com/jst3in/status/1346993906911567873
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@SydneyLWatson Me too. I’m convinced they’re all poisoned.
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Why do I think we’re doomed for separation or war?
I actually see people talking about impeaching Trump today. I cannot think of a single act that would do more to blow the powder keg of America.
And the DC pundit-class thinks it’s a solution to the problem.
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People who think parenting is easy have never had to watch their child struggle to understand a school subject for hours at a time as his mother tutors him on the subject while you’re trying to watch a game.
I had no idea I’d have to grind like this.
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FYI: Our @FBI director just testified before a Congress and warned them that “white supremacist” violence was the biggest domestic terror threat.
Antifa has killed more people in recent weeks than white supremacists have in decades. https://t.co/wu2Hgxg7id
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: It really is amazing when you think about it. We now have four years of politically motivated Leftist violence against people on the Right.
And if you listened to the media and the FBI, you’d think the KKK is still lynching people on the regular.
None of what you see is real.
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FYI: Our @FBI director just testified before a Congress and warned them that “white supremacist” violence was the biggest domestic terror threat.
Antifa has killed more people in recent weeks than white supremacists have in decades. https://twitter.com/mrandyngo/status/1315058807240904704
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Sitting presidents get re-elected. We argue and analyze and poll endless issues and scandals.
But in the end, sitting presidents get re-elected. https://twitter.com/vascular08/status/1315067856527253505
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The most frightening thing about Biden refusing to answer this question isn’t if they will or won’t pack the court.
The most frightening thing is Biden is so afraid of the power his radical base, he won’t take the obvious stance that gives him a better shot at winning. https://twitter.com/arthurschwartz/status/1314936688771321857
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I’m not worried about the UN wanting power. I’m worried that half this country would gladly give it to them if there was something to “fear”. https://twitter.com/vincelauro/status/1315058617138126848
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It was the ultimate test. Who really believed what. In that way (and only that way), I’m glad it happened.
Another “crisis” is gonna come. There’s always another one. And now I know who not to turn my back on. https://twitter.com/amandapresto/status/1314935363463458817
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My mom to my dad: “You’re getting to be quite a legend cause of Jesses show.”
My dad: “I was a legend long before Jesse.”
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There was a lot less racial tension in America when we all agreed that Italians shouldn’t be here.
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Note sure who would give $$$ to this lil’ shit, but apparently lots of maggots out there. https://t.co/NSbPLh0gzu
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They call Mike Pence a “sexist”, but he agreed to sit on stage and act like a woman was his equal. Not sure how much more progressive he can be.
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Spending the day with my sons really gives a great perspective on life. It’s such a joy watching them learn valuable lessons. Like when we were walking back to my truck and I remembered an umbrella and they didn’t and I made them walk in the rain.
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The first and only time anyone enjoyed watching a hobbit get screwed was when Elizabeth Warren crushed Mike Bloomberg at the debate. https://twitter.com/thecut/status/1314094446330421249
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I see a lot of people out here judging this guy. Maybe instead of judging him, we should lend him an ear. https://t.co/2R2452pWGi
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: Ha! You’re the best, Jesse. Classic.
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I’m for setting up a panel to rule on whether the Speaker’s fitness, given how easily she was “set up” by a hair salon. https://t.co/Om13j2RtDD
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Olbermann thinks this is going to make a big splash for the #resistance, but his grandiloquent loon routine from 10 years ago now sounds like mainstream democrat talking points-
Nancy Pelosi says crazier stuff than this every day by her 3rd glass of breakfast Rosé https://t.co/pjZfva8ljV
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I have obtained exclusive photos of the dudes that hacked Steve Scully's account https://twitter.com/greg_price11/status/1314628267002003469/photo/1
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It’s amazing to watch. Truly amazing. People cheer for it. Republicans and Democrats both trying to pass new multi-trillion dollar bills. Money we don’t have and this is while we slaughter the revenue stream with lockdowns.
The pain that’s coming is...yeah. Gonna be rough. https://twitter.com/crappy_j/status/1314634126687899651
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One almost has to admire the absolute ruthlessness of the Democratic Party. They’re gonna try to ride poor, broken down Joe into the White House and then toss him out like last week’s potato salad. Lol! Savage. https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1314571967253680128
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This is absolutely not gonna end with people taking degrading pictures with this statue. No chance at all.
Another well thought out move from #MeToo.
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whoa. a seven-foot-tall bronze sculpture of "Medusa With The Head of Perseus" will be installed across the street from 100 Centre St., Manhattan's criminal courthouse this weekend, a commentary on the #MeToo movement https://t.co/PXDsmhVWTY https://t.co/OcjL2BImgJ
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We can push this to 3 in 3 if we emphasize how we ignore Europeans entirely. https://t.co/J30Fv0GXrO
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I see a lot of people out here judging this guy. Maybe instead of judging him, we should lend him an ear. https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1314553191913205761
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My 20 year old cousin got his own apartment and it's going pretty well https://twitter.com/HenpeckedHal/status/1314334896588951552/photo/1
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@noonanjo The Nazi scientists he scared the hell out of on behalf of Israel would probably agree he was successful.
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@noonanjo Still can’t believe Otto scammed out of a war crimes rap for all that mess.
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Such a chick thing to say. https://twitter.com/nebraskaprogre1/status/1314322286116253698
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That’s absurd. We don’t care about the color. https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1314280691153154049
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@brcappraisal Oh yeah. They’re all over him.
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@CigaretteLefty Oh yeah. Mine too.
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FWIW, the Trump campaign might wanna feature Pence a little more if they’re worried about suburban moms. I’m picking up a lot of chatter about how....popular he is with them.
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That was the moment. The choice was to keep moving and fight it on the move or panic and stop moving. We panicked. Everything else has come from that decision.
The consequences will be generational. https://twitter.com/abdipopulist/status/1314303971989745665
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Americans have no idea how far-reaching the consequences are gonna be for our coronavirus lockdown idiocy. You are staring at painted rust right now. Held together with duct tape.
We are now a house made of sand. And the wind is starting to blow. I tried to tell everyone.
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Okay. I’m backing off the Kamala/Feminist jokes for now. Though I’m not surprised, I’m just glad Mike Pence was able to pin her down last night.
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This is the disgusting shit women in this country still have to deal with in 2020. Donald Trump inspires low-life baffoons like this. https://t.co/Bgl6MKAWWG
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Feminism took a big blow last night. Pretty appropriate that blow came from Kamala.
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They call Mike Pence a “sexist”, but he agreed to sit on stage and act like a woman was his equal. Not sure how much more progressive he can be.
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Still reflecting on the pounding Kamala Harris took last night.
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Scrolling through twitter tonight I’m not shocked by how many sports people didn’t “stick to sports”.
That’s cool. Be real. Be honest.
But I continue to be shocked how much they stick to the same point of view and same party. It’s an absolute monolith of group think.
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Absolute savage https://twitter.com/AmyiCzyk/status/1314245352845914114/video/1
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Seriously, don't even think about it @JesseKellyDC.
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Everything they tell you about everything is a lie. All of it. Believe nothing.
None of what you see is real. https://twitter.com/DailyMail/status/1314152976760659971
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Feminism took a big blow last night. Pretty appropriate that blow came from Kamala.
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@KurtSchlichter https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1314229822516875265/photo/1
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It’s not mansplaining. It’s just simplifying topics so women can understand them.
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Boy Trump sure does have a cartoon stereotype supporter and this guy is it. They are all the same.
👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻 https://t.co/9fkQqIwZC5
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If you vote for Joe Biden, that stuttering, evasive mean girl on stage is gonna be your president within a year. Better think about that.
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I’m not pathetic. https://twitter.com/ememess/status/1314217320978423811
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The achilles heel of Democrats like Kamala Harris is they’re selling feminism, but everyone hates feminists. Everyone. Even other feminists hate feminists.
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Join @JesseKellyDC and me in 10 mins here for post debate analysis⬇️
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There’s something very 2020 about two candidates for high office having to act like they give a crap about what an 8th grader has to say.
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If you vote for Joe Biden, that stuttering, evasive mean girl on stage is gonna be your president within a year. Better think about that.
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Good grief. Pence is crushing her. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1314025658780090368/photo/1
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I just know that relationships involve a lot of bending and juggling sometimes. And it’s hard to argue with Kamala’s qualifications. https://twitter.com/noahsmom7/status/1314024651480272896
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If foreign policy is about relationships, Kamala is gonna be tough to beat there.
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I could. https://twitter.com/daisysinej/status/1314018731673243648
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Kamala comes off like a childish, catty brat. She’s getting handled like she has has a saddle on her.
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Pence is smooth as a fresh jar of Skippy so far.
Kamala too.
Might be a good night.
Moderator, as per usual, is campaigning to be Kamala’s footstool.
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She sucked. https://twitter.com/greg_price11/status/1314003678546796544
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@downi75 @ObjectiveJrn Lol
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I might sprinkle in one or two. I’m doing a live post-debate show right after on @TheFirstonTV. https://twitter.com/ajzeigler/status/1314000131243507712
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Get ready for the General-Defense Contractor Pipeline to be all over the news tomorrow explaining why this will get all of us killed. https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/1313984510749544450
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Not a single person who pushed lockdowns will take responsibility. Not a single one.
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JUST IN: The World Bank estimates 115 million people will be pushed into extreme poverty by the end of 2020 due to the coronavirus pandemic
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Especially with those holes. https://twitter.com/jimmykimmel/status/1313926645963583488
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No one hates on losers.
If you're afraid of criticism and being disliked, just don't do anything.
For better or worse, it's that simple.
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You don't want to miss this dynamic duo's take on tonight's main event!
@JesseKellyDC and @DLoesch preview the #VPDebate between @VP @MikePence and @KamalaHarris: https://t.co/AKbvgMFLI4
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@JesseKellyDC Joke's on you, Kelly. My superhuman-level of sausage intake will extend my lifespan.
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@dbongino I knew you would.
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Please also pray for me while you’re praying for Dan. Everything is fine on my end, just don’t think it’s fair that he’s getting all the attention from God. https://twitter.com/dbongino/status/1313942498558070784
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Big congrats to @terryschappert https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1313953553963249664
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Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse was named by the same people who named Fifth Third Bank
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@JesseKellyDC Confession - watched whole thing hoping there was at least one hot one. I’m not proud of it. https://t.co/P7B7PEqazp
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Lol!!!
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When you find out there’s a naked celebrity video about voting, but then you see who’s in it: https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1313936135521959937/photo/1
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I think polling companies are making a huge mistake. A polling company exists on its reputation. I understand this can be a tough environment to poll, but you already had one election where you were all wrong.
If you have a poll with this disparity, throw it away. https://twitter.com/LarrySabato/status/1313905159907540993
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They didn’t care when Obama targeting fellow journalists why would they care when he targeted Republicans? https://t.co/oxYaBGluVQ
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REMINDER: We have mountains of evidence showing Barack Obama used the federal law enforcement arm as a weapon on his political opponent and not a single “journalist” who’s spent four years bragging about “speaking truth to power” has asked him a question about it.
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I feel this same way. About myself. https://twitter.com/jamie2181/status/1313888165002981376
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My sons asked me my favorite three presidents. I told them. (Obviously Coolidge led my list.)
My oldest told me his list. George HW Bush and FDR were both on there. I at least hoped HW’s WWII service was a reason. Nope.
“They seemed like nice old men.”
I just nodded. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1313875821480771584/photo/1
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Would appreciate everyone’s prayers. This is my younger sister. Still looking this morning. https://t.co/8CYawzx2XJ
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1. Democrats do something terrible.
2. Republicans accuse Democrats of doing said terrible thing.
3. Democrats get caught doing it.
4. Democrats throw their hands up and say, “Can’t we just move on?!”
5: DC Republicans agree and drop the whole thing.
Rinse and repeat.
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None of what you see is real. https://freebeacon.com/media/undecided-voters-at-nbc-town-hall-previously-told-network-they-were-voting-biden/
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@terryschappert I have no doubt.
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I still can't believe they told everyone to stay home for weeks and we all did it
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REMINDER: We have mountains of evidence showing Barack Obama used the federal law enforcement arm as a weapon on his political opponent and not a single “journalist” who’s spent four years bragging about “speaking truth to power” has asked him a question about it.
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Man, I miss the Clintons. Republicans can learn so much from them. In trouble? Attack. Your troubles get worse? Attack some more.
Never back down, surrender, or apologize. This is a vicious contact sport and the Clintons played it better than anyone.
Hate them, but learn. https://t.co/cj4iK8kuoZ
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: Hillary Clinton permanently deleted 30,000 emails and destroyed them phones with a hammer.
Then promptly got the whole country talking about “TRUMP-RUSSIA!!!” for four years. Brilliant.
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Man, I miss the Clintons. Republicans can learn so much from them. In trouble? Attack. Your troubles get worse? Attack some more.
Never back down, surrender, or apologize. This is a vicious contact sport and the Clintons played it better than anyone.
Hate them, but learn. https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1313810841561640965
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“Why are politicians still locking people down when the point of lockdowns was to keep hospitals from being overwhelmed?”
If you’re asking this, then take some time and think about it. Really think about it. The answer to this question will help you figure out lots of life.
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De Blasio would be out there with them if it was a bunch of degenerates whining cause another tumor of society got shot resisting arrest.
SV News 🚨
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HAPPENING NOW: New York City police officers forcefully dispersing Jews who gathered outside to celebrate the Sukkot holiday. https://t.co/r7hYwJZKVT
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I can just see it when they study America one day.
“Wait, they just printed money? Unbacked money? By the TRILLION?!!l”
“They did! I swear. And you know when they really went off the financial cliff?”
“When?”
“When they got a virus from China that 99.7% of people live from.”
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Blumhouse? Man, that sucks. Was hoping Cinemax would pick this one up. https://twitter.com/deadline/status/1313594805323141121
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How do you think she got started? https://twitter.com/brandonnn419/status/1313589450182664198
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I’ve already asked to be buried with it. Sorry. https://twitter.com/sentrystephen/status/1313589704688906242
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Truly remarkable. And most of us don’t give it a second thought.
You crap in water that someone would literally kill for in other parts of the world.
Problems? If you’re arguing about pronouns and things that “offend” you, then you don’t have real problems. https://twitter.com/19brownsfan/status/1313583492450717699
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@EzraCeleste Your mom’s a debbie downer.
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Nothing can stop it. You can have brief periods of time when you slow it or even have a brief rising again, but the end is the same every time. Only a matter of dates. The only way to get back to what you were is more painful than just letting it end. https://twitter.com/GhostofGorilla/status/1313581716976603140
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Kublai Khan (grandson of Genghis) already saw how wealth was weakening the greatest army of all time. Started rotating people back to the Asian steppe to get them out of Chinese silk robes.
As I said, this happens to every empire. https://twitter.com/olsonwithanoh/status/1313580064190197760
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If you’re in a building, you’re likely less than 20 feet from as much clean water as you can drink. You’re rich.
But this is the problem. We’ve been rich so long, we think we’re poor. https://twitter.com/swissmissled/status/1313579253187981320
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Time and comfort. Rich people struggle to pass down what made them rich. Like I said, happens to every great empire.
In 1820, you threw the family in a covered wagon and headed West into the unknown. In 2020, you put a mask on your 7 year old in the grocery store. https://twitter.com/sparklepantsmil/status/1313578012441411584
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She’s right. I have no doubt how Americans feel about coronavirus because I remember being just beyond stupefied watching society go full Chicken Little over it.
“I don’t want economic pain but I also don’t ever want to die. Just give me government money!!” -America 2020 https://t.co/67xgCxNkc3
Jesse Kelly
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: Coronavirus didn’t crush us. It just revealed what we are now. Fat, rich, bored, and scared. This is not unique to America. This is every great empire as its decline increases in pace.
We just lost who we are because we didn’t pass it down. Happens to every empire.
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She’s right. I have no doubt how Americans feel about coronavirus because I remember being just beyond stupefied watching society go full Chicken Little over it.
“I don’t want economic pain but I also don’t ever want to die. Just give me government money!!” -America 2020 https://twitter.com/InezFeltscher/status/1313574885181083648
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Time's up for FBI Director Wray. https://t.co/V0euEYFDgU
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Well..... he’s eating it all.
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I have a pretty good idea who’s not gonna make it. https://twitter.com/POTUSAddy/status/1313570271736008704
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“if we survive this”
I swear, we are a society of teenage girls now. Hysterical nonsense masquerading as caring. https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/1313291524629770242
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@eriContrarian Sorry man. Hang in there.
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No nation can survive if it teaches its children to hate their country.
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I hope Pence doesn’t get smoked. https://t.co/si7IW5zqPD
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: https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1313559588785000451/photo/1
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I hope Pence doesn’t get smoked. https://twitter.com/cnnpolitics/status/1313544822901420034
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I do. On my radio show every Friday. America needs one thing and one thing only: Me. https://twitter.com/OggieOgelthorp1/status/1313553868056416256
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you want to be safe. i want to be free. we are not the same.
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As an elected official in America, you should be afraid to talk like this. That they aren’t is a terrible indictment on us all. https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1313180695599222786
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Exactly four weeks out from election day and we still don't know whether the clear front-runner plans on packing the Supreme Court if he wins
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Not sure what the big deal is. About time the Air Force had dolls of their own. https://twitter.com/nchanpreet/status/1313196373756518400
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Almost three years of community college credits. Would have even gotten an Associate’s Degree if I didn’t have to drop Algebra (politics). Step off. https://twitter.com/jezzrow22/status/1313527533195927554
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@lprobincrux @laurenboebert Crap. That’s the one.
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@laurenboebert The Dudley Boys!
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@AnnieLiko Well, everyone loved Hulk. I was a huge Macho Man fan.
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@Jaycollinwood And I’m dead
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People who mask-shame are the equivalent of hardcore professional wrestling fans.
It’s not real. Everyone knows it’s not real. Everyone even knows that you don’t believe it’s real. But you DEMAND people say it’s real. Very bizarre to watch.
Jesse Kelly
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: Also, professional wrestling was the bomb back in the day and you were a huge square if you didn’t like. Of course, my dad ruined it for me when I was seven by telling me it wasn’t real and then mocking me. But still, it was awesome. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1313511715380908032/photo/1
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We look alike. https://twitter.com/peterhookii/status/1313511068329742338
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Brilliant summarization.
I know it, @JesseKellyDC knows it, and now you do too. https://t.co/ZmPqGnE3qB
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People who mask-shame are the equivalent of hardcore professional wrestling fans.
It’s not real. Everyone knows it’s not real. Everyone even knows that you don’t believe it’s real. But you DEMAND people say it’s real. Very bizarre to watch.
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People who mask-shame are the equivalent of hardcore professional wrestling fans.
It’s not real. Everyone knows it’s not real. Everyone even knows that you don’t believe it’s real. But you DEMAND people say it’s real. Very bizarre to watch.
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CC: @Ilhan https://twitter.com/redditships/status/1313499876269924352
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I agree. I never miss an episode. https://twitter.com/btubbs1/status/1313317496699711489
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Finally https://twitter.com/paulareidcbs/status/1313262559978573824
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@Nate___Taylor Lol!!! “Another 18 mile hump today. No worries though. General is doing 20 because he wants extra prayer time.”
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Stonewall would have been a nightmare to serve under. Until the rounds started coming down range. Then I’m not sure there’s another human who’s ever lived who I’d want leading me.
John Hyde
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@JesseKellyDC Seemed like he drove Lee and Longstreet crazy with his mental issues. At once a real threat to the Union with his brilliant Shenandoah Campaign, yet often times a hindrance to the Confederates with his mental health problems.
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Absolutely criminal. Criminal. A lion of an American. https://twitter.com/KelemenCari/status/1313481093086142477
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Stonewall Jackson might be the most fascinating character in American history. Criminal that more people don’t know about the man. Real mental health issues of some kind. But suicidally brave in battle. Opposed secession. But owned slaves. Complex human being.
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My listeners: https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1313471853571321858/photo/1
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@BecketAdams I know. I know. But it has to stop now.
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@BecketAdams Alright, Becket. That’s enough for today.
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I bet Pence is shocked that he gets clear to the final moment and then Harris insists on using protection. https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/519706-vp-debate-to-install-plexiglass-between-pence-and-harris
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America is the millionaire with a flat tire on his Rolls Royce, cursing the sky and screaming “Why me, God?!”
He thinks he has problems. He does. Man, is he in for a rude awakening when problems finally come his way. https://twitter.com/SpaceSquids/status/1313276272710123520
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“Those blacks, always working menial jobs before they hop back on a city bus and head home to their housing projects. Anyway, I’m Joe Biden. Vote for me cause Donald Trump is racist.” https://twitter.com/MtgGuyDan/status/1313223881134534656
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But not the Kurds. We already lost all of them. #RIP https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/1313270531018362882
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@JesseKellyDC I love this guy!
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Me too
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This
The First
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Watch President @realDonaldTrump's much-discussed drive-by and a former White House physician shutting down CNN's #FakeNews.
We can always count on @JesseKellyDC to be the voice of reason:
"We don't treat the coronavirus like the Black Plague!" https://t.co/E5V3FNMWOa
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I’m quite positive you’ll find some more. https://twitter.com/mitchellreports/status/1313255365899886592
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Politics aside, this was a moving moment. #respect 🇺🇸 https://t.co/F9yDvaTQrY
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Twitter has its faults, but at least it offers a window onto the the hallucinatory world of the newspeople who claim to be reporting on reality. https://t.co/HoiSFdTTPt
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@cobracommandr15 @HollyCabot Done
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This is unhinged hyperbole. No excuses https://t.co/TJDahkXElf
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It would never even occur to me to ask the political affiliation of the medical team trying to save my life. As long as the doctors are all men and the nurses are all women, they can treat me. https://t.co/7gI3q0G86o
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Lol! I’m married. Probably overdrawn as we speak. https://twitter.com/PidgeJones/status/1313249378891714565
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It would never even occur to me to ask the political affiliation of the medical team trying to save my life. As long as the doctors are all men and the nurses are all women, they can treat me. https://twitter.com/salsamster/status/1313248747661545474
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There is more evidence Joe Biden is a pedophile than there is that Donald Trump is a white supremacist. Why has Joe Biden not been asked repeatedly to denounce pedophilia? https://twitter.com/JackPosobiec/status/1313241891153031171
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@RitaPanahi @NateSilver538 Absurd
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You have no idea. Y’all think Trump is extreme? They would have impeached me 10 times by now. https://twitter.com/justwanttruth18/status/1313246698559266817
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I hate Barack Obama. And I mean real hatred. I think he damaged this country beyond repair and hates this place to this day.
But I would NEVER say he’s “bad at politics”. He won. And had charisma for days. Dude was a phenom.
So is Trump.
Jesse Kelly
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: <nerd voice> “I was a political science major with a minor in journalism. I’ve only ever worked in media since I was 23. Here’s my 5000 word article for NRO about why Donald Trump is bad at politics.”
Good grief.
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He’s the President. I do understand all the hatred Trump gets because he’s such an extreme personality, but I will never understand four years of nerds who’ve never done anything pretending he’s bad at business or politics.
He’s the President. And rich. He did...pretty ok. https://t.co/tjMGqnCUgt
Jesse Kelly
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: I hate Barack Obama. And I mean real hatred. I think he damaged this country beyond repair and hates this place to this day.
But I would NEVER say he’s “bad at politics”. He won. And had charisma for days. Dude was a phenom.
So is Trump.
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He’s the President. I do understand all the hatred Trump gets because he’s such an extreme personality, but I will never understand four years of nerds who’ve never done anything pretending he’s bad at business or politics.
He’s the President. And rich. He did...pretty ok. https://twitter.com/natesilver538/status/1313240398647746566
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Her at the beginning of the first date: “I just to keep it light and have fun.”
Her after the neck of a beer: https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1313224385529024519/photo/1
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@Jillie_Alexis Lol! Fan yourself.
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Save some chicks for the rest of us, bro. https://twitter.com/benstracy/status/1313146869573464064
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That’s my aftershave. Been meaning to change it up. https://twitter.com/CaseRN12/status/1313149392501854210
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Pretty good news. Dudes can now start winning this prize. Therefore the prize might actually go to a decent author for the first time. https://twitter.com/WomensPrize/status/1313059947626848256
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@RebelRancher That’s true. You’re all so lucky
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@AndrewLeeTCNT Lol!! I’m dead
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Still amazing that Joe Biden got out of answering questions about payoffs to Hunter Biden by simply saying, “That’s been discredited.” Hasn’t been asked a question about it since.
And it’s been discredited by absolutely nobody.
We don’t have a media.
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I’m not accusing Joe Biden of being a pedophile. However, there is a LOT more evidence that Joe Biden is a pedophile than there is that Donald Trump is a white supremacist. If Trump has to answer that question all the time, then Joe Biden should be asked to denounce pedophilia. https://twitter.com/Liveyourbest4/status/1313138004307763200
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Joe Biden still has not denounced pedophilia. Why? What is he hiding?
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I’m love what I do. I really do. It’s so fun making life miserable for Leftists. But I do have moments when I feel like I deserve better competition. https://twitter.com/TFel922/status/1313129523731464192
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I gotta be honest, it’s a total blast. https://twitter.com/missmarym55/status/1313131554374287363
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There has never been an idea that will destroy more wealth than the idea that locking down is the solution to coronavirus outbreaks. Cementing that in the minds of so many will literally be the death of nations. https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1313124534472658947
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@MZHemingway @YahooNews This killed me. Killed me.
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... or he took off his jacket? https://t.co/rwBFSrl4XJ
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Perspective https://twitter.com/AdamantAnarchy/status/1313115166913884162/photo/1
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If your bodyguard is afraid of catching a head cold with a mask on then he aint the right person for the job
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Yes?? https://twitter.com/TheCHIEF_IN/status/1313111348323258370
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When you step back and observe American behavior in the face of a virus with such a high survivability rate, it really speaks poorly of our future chances to brave real storms when we face them.
We are in serious trouble when a major problem hits our shores. Serious trouble.
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Jesse Kelly
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Get your kids out of government schools. https://www.campusreform.org/?ID=15840
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Jesse Kelly
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People are seriously freaking out that Trump rode in a car. Be serious. Do you even know the caution they take with the President? Unless Melania was driving, everyone was totally safe.
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I do. https://twitter.com/skf721/status/1312814108459380738
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Waiting at home to nag the doctors when they get off work. https://twitter.com/Uhyikespeople/status/1312787473609617409
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Already seeing Kamala influence the Bidens. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1312794034327433216/photo/1
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I have several anonymous sources that have confirmed to me that people just burned 72 hours of their lives worrying about something that will be forgotten by Tuesday.
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The bad news is that pretty much everyone is gonna get coronavirus.
But the good news is we didn’t take any drastic steps early on for a virus that’s gonna work it’s way through society anyway. Whew. Glad we handled that like adults.
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@EzraCeleste Not sure why we have to bring up old things.
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Not sure there’s another way to say this.
Our new dog is an idiot. He has to pee and wants to go to the grass, but he won’t walk to the grass when he’s right by it. You have to put him on it.
My new dog is a moron.
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@YankReb69 Lol!! Saving this.
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Get your kids out of government schools. https://twitter.com/chrissyclark_/status/1312090777070297089
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Philanthropist Susan Sandler investing $200 million in social justice organizations http://hill.cm/VIH034J https://t.co/nQVAHwzwfj
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I’m glad you got to talk to me.
SarahLee
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Here's the direct link to the episode on Spotify. Thanks again @JesseKellyDC for coming on! I feel like we have more to say to each other...
https://t.co/sz3F9cPJ2A
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It can’t be forgiven anyway. I don’t feel this need to pretend like we’re getting the band back together. Leftists have NEVER stood down. We will defeat them or we will be defeated by them. There is no third option. https://twitter.com/uncletom2019/status/1312126744120360960
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It doesn’t bother me one bit that Leftists openly wish death upon the president because I’m not a naive child who pretends like we’re in a friendly game of Pictionary. This is who they are. This is how they think about you.
I’m fine with it. I appreciate the honesty.
Jesse Kelly
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: Leftists hurt people. That’s what they do. Because it’s not a political ideology. It’s a religion of domination. People will do anything I. The name of their religion. History proves it so.
None of this should be shocking. None of it. How are some of you just now seeing this?
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It doesn’t bother me one bit that Leftists openly wish death upon the president because I’m not a naive child who pretends like we’re in a friendly game of Pictionary. This is who they are. This is how they think about you.
I’m fine with it. I appreciate the honesty.
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I don’t know how you couldn’t see how inappropriate that was. Helen Keller could have seen it. https://twitter.com/darrenwalker/status/1310659341687586818
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1. RIP to RBG. Prayers for her family.
2. You’re about to find out which GOP politicians/pundits are actually interested in saving this country and which ones are the controlled opposition.
That’s all.
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Women voting https://twitter.com/therealenemies/status/1306669022021382144
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@jenniferlee_75 In all honesty, I barely remember it. I was only a small child. You probably remember a lot better.
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Ed Latimore
@EdLatimore
Shit, I remember doing acid and making it rain in the club! https://t.co/XMXGX49ClR
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Remember acid rain?
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He’s always on point. https://t.co/4WyEPyixoe
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: He is.
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It doesn’t actually take brains to come down on the right side of an issue today. Most people know what’s right and what’s wrong. All it takes to be right today is the balls to tell the truth when it’s unpopular. And it’s pretty much always unpopular now. https://twitter.com/jasta1985/status/1306770682953560065
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He’s always on point.
The First
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"The appropriate answer when the government tells you to close down your business is 'GO SCREW YOURSELF,'" says @JesseKellyDC.
He issues a call to action for ALL business owners to re-open now: "They can't tell you that here!" https://t.co/mwI4M308ui
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Yet another violent attack on a Trump supporter. It’s been four years of this.
Complete media silence. And Christopher Wray is worried about “white Supremacists”. https://twitter.com/cernovich/status/1306740645332094976
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Trump gonna mess around and save America if he keeps fighting this culture war. https://twitter.com/whitehouse/status/1306692203046154240
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I love this. Everyone is just getting their thoughts out in the open now.
It’s better this way. Let’s be honest about how we feel.
The First
@TheFirstonTV
Asked about Trump supporter who was murdered in cold-blood in Portland, leftist woman responds:
"Tough luck. Don’t be a f**king Trump supporter in Portland."
https://t.co/dF9h2jaYH6
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@Eric_Pearce @BuckSexton @davereaboi Lol! Sorry Boss.
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@pvtjokerus Yeah. They’re a real menace.
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We live in an age where lies are presented as facts and truth is a crime. https://twitter.com/mantoothty/status/1306705752334241797
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But I get by with a little help from my friends. https://twitter.com/tank926/status/1306703246489268232
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Society seeks a balance. Always. This Black Supremacist movement absolutely WILL spawn a White Supremacist movement. It will. https://twitter.com/dcsmith1987/status/1306696094047506432
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@navychick1993 Always some mysterious group nobody can name or define.
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What “far right” groups? I hear this idiocy all the time. There’s not a single “far right” group of significance in America today. KKK rallies are 6 idiots in robes being mocked by everyone.
But keep up the Black Supremacist movement and we’re gonna get one. I promise you that. https://twitter.com/dnosknih/status/1306692983161577474
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Black Supremacists have killed more people in the last week than white Supremacists have in decades.
Who is this idiot, @realDonaldTrump? https://t.co/OYPYWQy9rU
Jesse Kelly
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: If a group of Muslims was doing what #BlackLivesMatter has been doing in our cities, they would already have been rounded up and thrown into a dark hole.
Instead, because of our pathetic white-guilt society, BLM is flat-out celebrated by America’s institutions. It’s astonishing
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Black Supremacists have killed more people in the last week than white Supremacists have in decades.
Who is this idiot, @realDonaldTrump? https://twitter.com/ABCPolitics/status/1306627033988988928
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Better have your track shoes on cause you gonna have to move many thousands feet per second when I exit that vehicle. https://t.co/MjdE4f1ucc
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Get ready. It’s coming. There are warning signs all over the place. Democrats are going to completely destroy American confidence in the electoral process when they lose again. https://twitter.com/breaking911/status/1306644756844421122
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Only an insane, feckless, useless Republican Party would permit billions of taxpayer dollars to continue to flow - $1.7T outstanding in student loans - to universities that, by and large, advocate for the destruction of the USA. #DefundUniversities
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Buck Sexton
@BuckSexton
@davereaboi All my funniest tweets were written then quickly deleted as I thought to myself “that one’s gonna get me in trouble”
Jesse Kelly
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@davereaboi I don’t have a single tweet in drafts.
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Gee, thanks @GovAbbott. As one of the peasants, it sure feels good when our feudal lord gives us permission to do things.
Gov. Greg Abbott
@GovAbbott
Expanding occupancy levels for select businesses and services and re-authorizing elective surgeries for a majority of the state of Texas.
More details ⬇️ #COVID19
https://t.co/ZodZ7hgULH
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@heckyessica @TRHLofficial @KyleKashuv https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1306629482770583553/photo/1
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That moment when you know this is the first step before the sniff https://twitter.com/ViktoriiaUAH/status/1306610757694566401/photo/1
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@KneesPenguin What? What did I do?
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I’m betting Kamala will mount a full-throated defense of herself. https://twitter.com/dailycaller/status/1306567329514430464
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Complete waste of time that will yield zero new information, but it will get Lindsey Graham on television, and isn’t that the real point of congressional oversight? https://t.co/4d9DliwuyZ
Daily Caller
@DailyCaller
Comey Will Testify Before Senate Panel On Sept. 30; Mueller Declines Hearing Invite https://t.co/RklnSCb0dd
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Happy six month anniversary to “15 days to flatten the curve”
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REMINDER: The American response to a politician ordering you to close down your business is, “Go eff yourself. Come make me.”
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He’s correct. And Americans laid down for it and asked for more.
Lost in all the “should government lock us down?” insanity was the shocking fact that Americans actually thought the government had the authority to destroy your livelihood on purpose.
This is America. They don’t https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1306423437733187584
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I’m so confused. I thought the cops were the problem. Was I misled? https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1306398030858457088
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Remember when @ericswalwell farted on live TV?
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“children of immigrants”
Wow, what an accomplishment. By all means, feel free to firebomb cop cars then. https://twitter.com/rubycramer/status/1306256774182432770
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Three cars. The “parade” was three cars. https://twitter.com/MichaelLaRosaDC/status/1306294995306020864
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Me: “Did you say your prayers?”
Luke: “Yes”
Me: “Did you pray for other people or just yourself?”
Luke: “I prayed that I wouldn’t have to go to school anymore.”
Me: “Luke”
Luke: “Well, it’s better for everyone.”
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Why are you writing a sports column? https://twitter.com/cbrennansports/status/1306247379415379968
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We used to reward greatness in this country. https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1306352720031473664
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@ToniMZ81 @thehill I don’t know what you mean.
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Philanthropist Susan Sandler investing $200 million in social justice organizations http://hill.cm/VIH034J https://t.co/nQVAHwzwfj
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@_LynnJordan Lol! Stealing this.
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He’s your husband. Just go talk to him. Either way, prayers. https://twitter.com/WriteGrlProbs/status/1306323477536923649
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@JakofAllTirades Be serious
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Jillian Anderson
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@JesseKellyDC O-H
Jesse Kelly
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I-O
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Big congrats to all the Big Ten football teams. And Michigan. https://twitter.com/ClayTravis/status/1306213585803186176
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None of what you see is real. https://twitter.com/CalebJHull/status/1306298607910477824
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Probably right in the middle. Somewhere between Shaun King and @WesleyHuntTX. https://twitter.com/chellemybell22/status/1306255574917550080
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@philthatremains Yes. This.
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@EllaMizrahi12 https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1306275711146250241/photo/1
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@deplorabledmr It’s so subtle and perfect.
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I’m just glad the Kurds aren’t here to see this. https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1306227616320421888
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@KingCharles1919 I’m sorry brother.
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The government crushed the backbone of America...all while pandering to Wall Street. https://t.co/4EVC5OPOdR
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If the controlled messaging about this virus doesn’t creep you out, you’re not paying attention. Orwellian stuff. https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1306231520202498050
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Rep. Mary Franson
@RepMaryFranson
@JesseKellyDC You warned us from day 1
Jesse Kelly
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Lotta good it did.
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I tried. https://twitter.com/cnbc/status/1306209865187065856
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Who has time to teach the kids about the evils of Nazi Germany when you can be teaching them to hate their own country?
Get your kids out of government schools. https://twitter.com/guardiannews/status/1306186260390858754
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I remember a lot of mockery about this book and Trump when he was running for office. Let’s all be honest now and just agree that the dude can get people together and make deals happen. Extremely impressive. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1306243856300736513/photo/1
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One more thing about this, not that the owner did anything wrong, but kill the lights inside your house if this happens to you. Don’t let them know where you are in the home, how many people you have with you, or what you have in your hands.
Andy Ngo
@MrAndyNgo
BLM protesters in Milwaukee, Wisc. surround a man’s house. He has a Trump & US flag on the outside. He appears to ready a gun from inside the home. He was reportedly arrested for brandishing the weapon. https://t.co/tMKFUGVCa5
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Because the Left is finally in complete ownership of every American institution. They can and do create “controversies” out of thin air and cement them as facts in the minds of Americans. Post Office scandal, racist cops hunting black men, Russian bounties, etc.. All invented. https://twitter.com/drewholden360/status/1306230937752084481
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Lauren Boebert
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@JesseKellyDC @BigLifeMark Which means; not only will I help save the country, but I can make one hell of a sandwich!
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@BigLifeMark Dead
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@AmandaPresto BREAKING: Woman wants to nag at people for how they eat.
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@BigLifeMark Yeah, but she’s still a woman.
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Thinking about how Germany is at least partially responsible for WWI, entirely responsible for WWII, and brought communism to Russia.
That’s a...rough century.
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How I feel when I drop a “gracias” to the waitress at the Mexican restaurant: https://twitter.com/HowardMortman/status/1306029799018770434/video/1
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Of course they’re not gonna accept the results. They barely accepted the last ones. What do you think all that Post Office stuff was a about? That was Democrats prepping the ground to challenge the election.
This is our permanent state of affairs now. We’re a late-stage empire. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1306216365813125123/photo/1
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If a group of people in MAGA hats surrounded a house flying a Biden flag and conducted themselves like this even ONE time, there would be mass arrests. It would be an international news story. Congress would call an emergency session about “right wing terrorism”.
Andy Ngo
@MrAndyNgo
BLM protesters in Milwaukee, Wisc. surround a man’s house. He has a Trump & US flag on the outside. He appears to ready a gun from inside the home. He was reportedly arrested for brandishing the weapon. https://t.co/tMKFUGVCa5
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Me, after lecturing my sons about not using bad language but then stubbing my toe in front of them: https://twitter.com/livesmattershow/status/1306014164985540610/video/1
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Did Durham send any SWAT teams to arrest the Mueller team this morning in a pre-dawn raid, or is he still stalling on completing his book report?
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This is holding up well. From 2018. https://t.co/hBISWeCM0H
Steve Schmidt
@SteveSchmidtSES
Trump destabilized the Middle East with his decision to move the embassy. His abject ignorance of the history and religions that have shaped this moment have given succor to the agents of terror and chaos. Trump destabilizes, Hamas terrorists provoke, Israel responds. Repeat 1.
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Maybe the low key funniest thing on Twitter is this poor guy from Australia who always gets CCed on things with me by people who think he’s @SeanParnellUSA. https://twitter.com/seanparnell/status/1306045074908745729
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Agreed.
The First
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.@JesseKellyDC ROASTS #BLM and the liberal media that are running interference for them:
"Black Lives Matter is a violent, racist, domestic terrorist organization that has been hurting and killing people across the United States of America FOR YEARS!" https://t.co/wkcbwupTsf
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A functioning brain. https://twitter.com/JackiSchechner/status/1305923902351179776
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Jesse is the best! I’ll be watching.
Stephanie Hamill
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Tune in to "In Focus" on @OANN at 8PM EST. We have a lot great guests including: @RepAndyBiggsAZ, @JudicialWatch's @TomFitton @JesseKellyDC, @theMRC's @Schineman, @SethDenson and more!
See you SOON!🇺🇸❤️😀
Where to WATCH: https://t.co/F7Sx5oU8KV https://t.co/LAucsFP9M8
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Pause for a moment and think how much duck crap was left behind in those rice paddies.
Now think about that the next time you eat some. https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1305899256356765696
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That peace deal signing today is a pretty good self-test moment for every journalist in America. It’s not a Left or Right thing. It’s a great thing. No debate about it. If you can’t bring yourself to appreciate what just happened, Trump broke you. And you should fix you.
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We’re now at almost a week of Leftists running cover for pedophilia. Just in case you thought there was gonna be some cultural “middle ground” with these people. https://twitter.com/karenattiah/status/1305919394065850369
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Did you ever stop to think that maybe your potential has already been unlocked, and like it or not this is basically it?
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Honestly, it doesn’t even bother me any more. It just makes me laugh. Look at the questions the media gives Democrats. What an embarrassing punchline they are. Truly the lowest of our society. https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1305909637888303105
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What kept the public school system alive is that most parents never considered any other option. Homeschool seemed too hard or weird to try. But now millions have tried it, and they see that it can be done, and that public school is basically useless. A major shift is happening.
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Billy Joel tried to warn us.
ian bremmer
@ianbremmer
All global fires burning in the last 24 hours, per NASA’s fire map https://t.co/uYqV2bZiFb
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💀 https://twitter.com/dcsmith1987/status/1305876760685404160
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This actually sucks because I legit was gonna write this exact book when I got super rich and now she ruined my idea. https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1305635384693526529
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Explain your ideology in one image. https://twitter.com/WriteGrlProbs/status/1305871299152052226 https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1305873693428645889/photo/1
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@TuneJackson Lol! It’s like everyone forgot he’s tried this before.
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Well what exactly were they expecting? Joe Biden was at best a B- politician and that was when he actually had a functioning brain. Obama snatching him up cause he needed a white guy with experience don’t make Joe a star. He is what he is. https://thehill.com/homenews/campaign/516394-democrats-worry-biden-playing-it-too-safe
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A rare slip of the tongue for Kamala. https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1305830911590699010
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Trying to load this story, but Windows is still updating. https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1305860745855488003
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Get your kids out of government schools. https://twitter.com/heckyessica/status/1305851250265722881
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Stupid people don't realize that they're stupid because they tend to cluster around people of the same intelligence level.
A lot of Twitter arguments are because these people are encountering someone above the mean IQ for the first time in their lives.
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Funniest part of this absurd societal push is there’s currently NOTHING worse you can be labeled as than “racist”. It’s the ultimate scarlet letter in America today. All of society is geared towards not being that one thing. https://twitter.com/itsgoneawry/status/1305704482869837826
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Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris fundraising with Amy Poehler and Maya Rudolph -- the people who play them on SNL -- really drives home how entrenched the left's cultural power is https://t.co/84kjqkHBWb
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I’m a terrible parker!!! I don’t do it on purpose and that’s why I park far away from everyone. But it does make me laugh when I think I did a good job and I look bad and it’s awful as usual. 😂😂😂
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@amber_athey Yeah, you could have been driving.
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Luke: “Dad, I’ve got some good news and bad news. Which do you want first?”
Me: “The bad.”
Luke: “I got in trouble in class again.”
Me: “Are you kidding me? That’s twice in less than a week. What’s the good news?”
Luke: “The lunch I packed was legendary.” https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1305630159215697921/photo/1
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Gotta give Biden time to enjoy it first. https://twitter.com/emeraldrobinson/status/1305623127867772928
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I don’t know why any of us are surprised that Leftists are still defending @netflix pedophilia. These people don’t think twice about carving up a baby in its mother’s womb like it’s a Thanksgiving turkey.
To them, those girls should just be grateful they made it out alive.
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No wonder Biden’s avoiding talking to the media. It’d be tough for anyone to respond to hard-hitting questions like these. https://t.co/xmVOwB8Iq0
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Truth. This is a marxist organization engaging in terrorist tactics designed deliberately to destabilize American society and endanger Americans. We should not tolerate it for one minute. #StandUpForAmerica https://t.co/OwUFORF1PH
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Pause for a moment and consider how virtually every pillar of American society has treated this movement as legitimate. https://t.co/KgqfPa4yJY
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There’s nothing worse than a state-run media. That said, it’s flatly absurd to think what we have in America is working or in any way beneficial to our future.
I don’t know what the solution is, but this is not sustainable. https://twitter.com/DrewHolden360/status/1305526888983658497
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Never forget who brings you the news.
Believe nothing. None of what you see is real. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1305559375185149954/photo/1
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have we thought about the possibility that maybe he was set up by the driveway? https://t.co/IdtqjiRg25
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We live in an age when people in the government are so safe from being prosecuted under the law, they feel comfortable doing media tours instead of hiding out and lawyering up. https://twitter.com/DailyCaller/status/1305284229991993344
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This is a very good point and its largely responsible for what we have now. Had this been stuffed in the hole at the beginning, we could have prevented much of this. https://t.co/o9jl5H7wrz
Jesse Kelly
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REMINDER: The @GOP didn’t come out heavily pro-cop until it started polling well. They were all about that “WE NEED POLICE REFORM!” life early on. Because they’re weak and scared.
Lot of people who started this brushfire are out here now acting like firemen.
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Get ready for a year of litigation after Trump wins. Democrats will burn this country to ash before they cede power.
Whatever you think the coming apart of America is gonna look like, I promise you we’re gonna get there before you think. https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1305533639732719618
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Same with COVID hysteria and lockdowns, too. Often the same people. And not just establishment or elected GOP. https://t.co/oaYAPIPIpY
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REMINDER: The @GOP didn’t come out heavily pro-cop until it started polling well. They were all about that “WE NEED POLICE REFORM!” life early on. Because they’re weak and scared.
Lot of people who started this brushfire are out here now acting like firemen.
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GOP also spends time yelling at other Republicans who actually try to stop the fires. https://t.co/PAw798mftm
Jesse Kelly
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Modern politics is watching Leftists set the house on fire and the GOP responding by asking them if they can just burn the living room instead of the whole house.
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It sounds like Jesse is being hyperbolic until you look at the history of our national debt. https://t.co/frjT8qVFju
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Modern politics is watching Leftists set the house on fire and the GOP responding by asking them if they can just burn the living room instead of the whole house.
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Modern politics is watching Leftists set the house on fire and the GOP responding by asking them if they can just burn the living room instead of the whole house.
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REMINDER: The @GOP didn’t come out heavily pro-cop until it started polling well. They were all about that “WE NEED POLICE REFORM!” life early on. Because they’re weak and scared.
Lot of people who started this brushfire are out here now acting like firemen.
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Pause for a moment and consider how virtually every pillar of American society has treated this movement as legitimate. https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1305341359708975104
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Cop probably wasn’t allowed to shoot until he saw his eyes.
Andy Ngo
@MrAndyNgo
Ricardo Munoz, the man in Lancaster, Pa. who was shot & killed by a cop yesterday after charging at him with a knife, was arrested last year for stabbing four people. His death sparked BLM-antifa rioting overnight. https://t.co/pFJsw7Wm4w https://t.co/68TpgnrqgQ
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I keep forgetting to get the 4WD checked out on my pickup. Gotta make sure all is functioning as designed.
Bellevue
@ChadoftheChaz
BLM Protestor blocking car gets run over in #Tennessee
#BLMprotest https://t.co/eJJ643Edbr
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Another innocent life taken too soon while being pursued by police. https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1305328208691310594
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We have a much bigger problem with civilians attacking police officers than we do with police officers shooting civilians
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@deanbar711 Lol! Right? Like I don’t just have the same setup he has.
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I may have forgotten about the smoke. That’s on me. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1305496289606545410/photo/1
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#BlackLivesMatter doesn’t get this level of national popularity without momentum. They don’t get momentum without a bunch of people on the Right virtue signaling about how not racist they were in the wake of the George Floyd killing.
Your need to feel accepted is killing us.
Jesse Kelly
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: Anyone can be anti-BLM and pro-cop now. Now it’s easy. Now everyone can see who’s garbage and who’s not.
Where were you when it was hard? Were you pushing for federal police reform? Changing military base names?
That’s when it mattered.
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#BlackLivesMatter doesn’t get this level of national popularity without momentum. They don’t get momentum without a bunch of people on the Right virtue signaling about how not racist they were in the wake of the George Floyd killing.
Your need to feel accepted is killing us.
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.@Snakeeater36 with the fatality. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1305491323156299781/photo/1
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As it should be.
Brittany Martinez
@BritMartinez
The truth is, women who are considered physically attractive reap considerable benefits. Here are just four ways that being pretty pays off: https://t.co/xkfOs8IXQR
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reminder that it will never be good enough https://t.co/xJLQkezkCe
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Last night, Black Lives Matter lunatics block ambulances from hospital to cheer for the death of two cops who a man tried to assassinate.
Today every football field will say Black Lives Matter on it and you won’t hear about this. https://t.co/X1r575a8iA
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FYI: There’s a four year pandemic of politically motivated violence by Leftists against Trump supporters and the media doesn’t care. https://twitter.com/GregoryEck/status/1305234476516081664
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Maybe playing something called ‘The Black National Anthem’ at your games is continuing to send the wrong message out there, eh @NFL? https://twitter.com/stillgray/status/1305245973321400321
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@MichaelBerrySho @yesnicksearcy @JordanSchachtel @brandondarby That’s a great group. I’ve been really impressed by all of them lately. Especially Jesse.
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Me too. He’s the best. https://twitter.com/angrycrackbaby/status/1305250733097463810
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Gotta be honest, unless their department is requiring them to do so, I’m losing respect for cops who work these professional sporting events.
Your comrades are dying and those degenerates are pushing lies about you. Time to send a message.
Jesse Kelly
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: I understand the there’s extra pay involved and I don’t judge a man for putting food on the table, but at some point you gotta make a stand. Screw these people.
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Gotta be honest, unless their department is requiring them to do so, I’m losing respect for cops who work these professional sporting events.
Your comrades are dying and those degenerates are pushing lies about you. Time to send a message.
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This is a powerful moment showing support for our nation’s law enforcement officers who have been assaulted and murdered for months now based on a lie about cops hunting down black men for their skin color.
Oh wait. They’re supporting #BlackLivesMatter. My bad. https://twitter.com/Bengals/status/1305236558761594886
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According to the START Global Terrorism Database, the last fatal incident confirmed to be by the KKK was in March 1981 https://t.co/g0nTBHWujy https://t.co/kVGWZdtJLR https://t.co/iKpzcO5tjE
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#BlackLivesMatter has killed more people in recent years than the KKK has in decades. It’s a violent, racist, domestic terrorist organization. It’s leaders should be rounded up and thrown in a dark hole.
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I was being kind. The kind of people who cheer and laugh while two police officers get shot are probably a little less than animals. https://twitter.com/michellechel/status/1305198856666193920
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I can’t believe the @JohnCornyn Juneteenth bill didn’t win them over. https://twitter.com/TRHLofficial/status/1305173142369906696
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#BlackLivesMatter has killed more people in recent years than the KKK has in decades. It’s a violent, racist, domestic terrorist organization. It’s leaders should be rounded up and thrown in a dark hole.
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You have helped to spread the baseless lie that racist police are hunting black people. You have not stood for law enforcement and instead have sided with the scumbag criminals. You’re responsible for this you disgusting spineless fraudulent hypocrite. https://t.co/OUd3OSyXta
Joe Biden
@JoeBiden
This cold-blooded shooting is unconscionable and the perpetrator must be brought to justice.
Violence of any kind is wrong; those who commit it should be caught and punished.
Jill and I are keeping the deputies and their loved ones in our hearts and praying for a full recovery. https://t.co/330QfeIUGg
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This cold-blooded shooting is unconscionable and the perpetrator must be brought to justice.
Violence of any kind is wrong; those who commit it should be caught and punished.
Jill and I are keeping the deputies and their loved ones in our hearts and praying for a full recovery. https://t.co/330QfeIUGg
Jesse Kelly
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Your staffers called police “monsters” and called to defund them. We know where you stand, Joe.
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These are the consequences. It should surprise no one. https://t.co/As6qd9Gq1k
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Enjoy those @NFL players using their national stage to paint cops as the enemy today.
But just know, there’s a cost to spreading that lie. A high cost. https://t.co/A7VzxxrsVv
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Just wondering how many NFL or NBA players will take a knee or show solidarity on their jerseys for the two ambushed LA Sheriff’s deputies-
Answer: probably zero, which is why so many of those ungrateful, undereducated fools deserve contempt for their “social justice” stances
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Remember when Republicans were trying to pass a federal police reform bill and change the name of military bases to placate these animals?
I remember. https://twitter.com/breaking911/status/1305043236692602882
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Me: “Boys, I think my eyes might be going.”
Sons: “Are you gonna need glasses?”
Me: “I might.”
Luke: “If you get glasses, I’ll never be able to look at you the same.” https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1305165199138271240/photo/1
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Enjoy those @NFL players using their national stage to paint cops as the enemy today.
But just know, there’s a cost to spreading that lie. A high cost. https://twitter.com/lasdhq/status/1304993095725932545
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We forgot too soon about this dude. Will never forget my boy @BravoKiloActual labeling him Jack “center mass is for pussies” Wilson. Been laughing about that ever since. What a legend. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1304977312543313922/photo/1
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The Right has become the cool, fun, counter-culture movement. https://twitter.com/hollandcourtney/status/1304881730709381121
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PRO TIP: If you’re feeling like you’re all alone, go stock up on Hawaiian shirts. I wore one today and my entire day was strangers talking to me about it.
“Hey, Magnum, P.I.!”
“OMG what are you wearing?!”
“Look honey. That’s so nice they let him out.”
I was so popular.
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@JesseKellyDC Me: “Wait, you don’t like the sexual exploitation of children either?”
Them: “Of course not.”
Me: https://t.co/Vo9xnhVLVM
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Lol. Yep.
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America is in such a state of divide that I hear anyone on the Left speaking against pedophilia and I catch myself saying, “Finally, someone I might be able to work with.”
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At this point, I’m almost happy they made and released that ‘Cuties’ movie. It’s been revealing how many sick, kiddie-touching freaks we have in this society.
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I’m not gonna be lectured on swallowing too much from fans of the Biden/Harris ticket. https://twitter.com/davidfrum/status/1304752915303759872
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He’s 5’2. He looks like he’s kneeling anyway. https://twitter.com/ClayTravis/status/1304849093525635074
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You realize the Taliban are about to run Afghanistan again, yes?
Vince Holmes
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@JesseKellyDC You realize AI is more powerful than arms yeah?
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People ask me all the time why I think national divorce is possible. It’s because the Left never succeeded in disarming us. Let me be clear, I do NOT think it’s likely. But the Leftists can’t do all the things they want to us while we’re armed. That might force a settlement.
Jesse Kelly
@JesseKellyDC
: Leftists have never done all the terrible things they want without first disarming the people. It’s the one crucial step necessary and they failed to do it here in America. They got everything else, but they failed to take the guns.
Keep your guns.
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People ask me all the time why I think national divorce is possible. It’s because the Left never succeeded in disarming us. Let me be clear, I do NOT think it’s likely. But the Leftists can’t do all the things they want to us while we’re armed. That might force a settlement.
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Every time I start to swing more towards being against capital punishment, I get stuck behind a car that saunters along slowly and then speeds through the red light at the last minute so nobody else can make it.
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Bubba Wallace: "There's a noose in my garage!"
FBI: "We'll scramble 15 agents to investigate today!"
Tom Fitton: "The Mueller team destroyed 31 work phones to hide their tracks in 2018!"
FBI: "Sorry, we're busy at an Intersectionality training class."
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If this was true, Italy would rule the world. https://twitter.com/Fact/status/1304816039386112005
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@BrunusCutis Without question.
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Gotta be honest, Melania would absolutely have been the best messenger to get me back in school and studying. https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1304794112466522113
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I love this country. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1304580748821901312/photo/1
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@jenniferlee_75 And he’s been whining about it ever since. Barf.
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He’s good. One of my favorites. But a little weepy for me.
Bond is supposed to be cold. Not whining about some heartless dime who betrayed him. https://twitter.com/jenniferlee_75/status/1304560558860046336
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@pvtjokerus Lol!! What a legend.
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When America-hating was the cool thing, George Foreman pulled out a flag. https://twitter.com/MayorTarantino/status/1304561240203698176
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Dude has a legit heart of gold. Definitely on Team Foreman. Take care of him @realDonaldTrump. https://twitter.com/pvtjokerus/status/1304562155081981952
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George Foreman IS the American dream. I do hope @realDonaldTrump gives him the Medal of Freedom. I bet he does. https://twitter.com/monkeydee64/status/1304559295703527424
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In all seriousness, I bet @realDonaldTrump is already considering this. In an age where so many athletes dump on this country, look at what George Foreman did. Just look at that video. That man should absolutely get the Medal of Freedom. What an amazing life. https://twitter.com/michaelberrysho/status/1304542022972379141
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The problem for these sports leagues isn’t the players. Players are inevitably gonna be morons. It’s weak owners. Let a bunch of scumbags ruin your long-term investment? Absurd.
Tell the running back to stand for the anthem and stfu or he can pack his stuff and leave.
Jesse Kelly
@JesseKellyDC
: Players think they’re paid to play. Actors think they’re paid to act. Musicians think they’re paid to sing.
They’re not. They’re paid to entertain. That’s all. Just entertain people. You’re not important.
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I gotta say, I can’t believe I get paid to do TV and a nationally syndicated radio show. I pinch myself all the time to see if I’m dreaming. Luckiest guy in the world.
I can’t imagine getting paid to play a game and hate the country that gave me that opportunity. Bunch of losers
Jesse Kelly
@JesseKellyDC
: The problem for these sports leagues isn’t the players. Players are inevitably gonna be morons. It’s weak owners. Let a bunch of scumbags ruin your long-term investment? Absurd.
Tell the running back to stand for the anthem and stfu or he can pack his stuff and leave.
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@JazzShaw Right? What a country.
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I don’t understand. Is there not a big market for millionaire wife beaters whining about the country that made them rich? https://t.co/EJU6COb3Cb
Jesse Kelly
@JesseKellyDC
: I gotta say, I can’t believe I get paid to do TV and a nationally syndicated radio show. I pinch myself all the time to see if I’m dreaming. Luckiest guy in the world.
I can’t imagine getting paid to play a game and hate the country that gave me that opportunity. Bunch of losers
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I don’t understand. Is there not a big market for millionaire wife beaters whining about the country that made them rich? https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1304510745825116160
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As opposed to all those other days where he doesn’t hold any press conferences. https://t.co/RQNYChHIPl
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Take a moment and think about Osama bin Laden today. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1304499270091976706/photo/1
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@25th_Prestige @TheOldGuyinFL Lol!
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And their women do.
Ted Cruz
@tedcruz
A fair point. Many liberal males never grow balls.... https://t.co/FhHmIPFUpJ
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Why did the Aztecs think it was ok to cut out the hearts of children in sacrifice to their gods?
Leftism is not a political ideology. It is a religion. People will do all manner of terrible things in the name of their religion and think they’re morally right for doing so. https://twitter.com/capeandcowell/status/1304473687786225664
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Conspiracy theories are mostly dumb because they assume competence.
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FoxworthForCongress
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@JesseKellyDC Famous Marine quotes:
"You think someone could ride that?"
"Sure he's big, but I don't think he can fight."
"I will just make sure to hydrate before the run."
"This map is crap."
"I trust (Marine X). He's never gotten us lost before."
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Lol!!
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Definitely Elizabeth. Old people fight dirty anyway. Plus, AOC can hardly function with her current disability. No way she functions with another. https://twitter.com/jackslater__/status/1304444392221020161
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@DeanBradleySFF That was Okinawa. Thailand was worse.
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Anywhere in Italy. https://twitter.com/Roger39222117/status/1304442480692256777
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It happened in Thailand. And that’s I’m gonna say about that. https://twitter.com/JoshLumley/status/1304440364317712384
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Interesting to see Stephen A. go on. He used to appear on O’Reilly’s Fox News show frequently.
The First can make noise. O’Reilly, Jesse Kelly, and Buck Sexton all create headlines. https://t.co/LRZtgqmykv
The First
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WATCH NOW: @stephenasmith and @BillOReilly go head-to-head on the hottest –– and most contentious –– topics of the day, including #BLM, Colin Kaepernick and the NFL.
Watch on The First absolutely free: https://t.co/OxzKCMkChD https://t.co/YSv25gm3LU
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@JesseKellyDC: *In. Whatever. I went to community college
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Heh. @JesseKellyDC big noggin in the back. https://twitter.com/CBSEveningNews/status/1060022010871459840
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Obviously https://twitter.com/scblaufuss/status/1060023547853123585
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I don’t like to brag. https://twitter.com/_hellzbellz/status/1060021057359437824
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All these people here to see Ted Cruz and me. https://t.co/G87juGQjbX
Jesse Kelly
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: We’re driving the crowd wild. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1060020062562725888/video/1
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American hero. https://t.co/5jvemdY0tg
Jesse Kelly
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: All these people here to see Ted Cruz and me. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1060017721499357184/photo/1
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Who told you all about Beto six months ago when everyone was slobbering over him? Say it with me: https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1060012530372960256/photo/1
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Right into his Iowa presidential campaign office. Opening in a month. https://twitter.com/brittmchenry/status/1060009968542326784
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Backstage with @MichaelBerrySho and @DanCrenshawTX. Laughing as the blue wave fizzles. https://t.co/8DeWuMu4Lq
Jesse Kelly
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: American hero. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1060005227292712961/photo/1
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@sirensoIiIoquy @MichaelBerrySho @DanCrenshawTX Good grief
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Backstage with @MichaelBerrySho and @DanCrenshawTX. Laughing as the blue wave fizzles. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1060002439112339458/photo/1
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CC: The 8,000 people messaging me in a panic. https://twitter.com/thestreet/status/1059991924940120064
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@jason_howerton @DeussExxMachina @Bagginator No worries. Your testosterone levels will remain consistent.
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Live look at the blue wave: https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1059989060800966657/photo/1
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@DeussExxMachina @Bagginator @jason_howerton So fatalistic. It’s already over. Cruz won.
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@DeussExxMachina @Bagginator @jason_howerton 7-8. Everyone calm down.
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Dude already has a flight booked to the Dominican. Hide your daughters. https://twitter.com/abcpolitics/status/1059980440264761344
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Why don’t people care about how much beer Kavanaugh used to drink???!!! https://twitter.com/numbersmuncher/status/1059979491374718981
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@peterjhasson I need a minute.
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@msmuffett44 https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1059962242232475649/photo/1
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If Jesse’s twitter account doesn’t entertain you then you’re doing something wrong.
Jesse Kelly
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Wondering if I should tweet that I actually do tell my wife how to vote and she does it. Probably not. #ElectionDay
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https://twitter.com/TRHLofficial/status/1059904629377589250/photo/1
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BREAKING: Fascist Dictator Accidentally Lets Everyone Vote. https://twitter.com/MattsIdeaShop/status/1059943229955735554/photo/1
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@TexasChance Whoever made that video is a stud.
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We’ve got our first results. Stand by....
Jesse Kelly
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: https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1059960035743358976/video/1
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We’ve got our first results. Stand by....
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By that logic, Alabama should be heavily recruiting Women’s March. https://twitter.com/claytravis/status/1059958996352856064
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With leaks like that, the tent should work at the FBI.
I’ll see myself out. https://twitter.com/richardmadan/status/1059955023336103938
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Hands down, best source for live polling...
https://static1.squarespace.com/static/5a00cf068a02c779cb615eeb/t/5ba5724d9140b757636c2445/1537569362328/?format=500w
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I’m the best source I’ve found. No signs yet. https://twitter.com/staciopath/status/1059956446761283584
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Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof https://twitter.com/realtimwilliams/status/1059903387486089216
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Scattered showers to own the libs. https://twitter.com/theatlantic/status/1059940394107129856
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@JesseKellyDC ?
Jesse Kelly
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I’m so glad someone got it:)
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Me covering election 2016 vs me covering election 2018 https://twitter.com/JazzShaw/status/1059784950973640704/photo/1
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We just like to be snarky. https://twitter.com/orvieto2016/status/1059799997812748291
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Whenever they lose, it's the system that needs reforming. https://twitter.com/TheAtlantic/status/1056192858565365760
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NobodyNeville 🇯🇲🇺🇸🇺🇦
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@JesseKellyDC I would say something about the fit of that shirt on @MAnotGinger but I'm a married man, so I won't
Jesse Kelly
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@NevilleD35 @MAnotGinger Smart man.
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And they say “It’s still a man’s world.” ?
Available here: https://iamjessekelly.com/shop/ https://twitter.com/athelass/status/1059946750578954244
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Good grief he’s such a nerd. https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1059807618389159938
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As every American should. ? https://twitter.com/manotginger/status/1059946228912439296
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@TianaTheFirst My lady https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1059923471172583425/photo/1
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Or Harris/Beto. In my opinion, it will be one of those two on the Dem side. https://twitter.com/dmullen37/status/1059922236507856897
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As I’ve been saying for months (though I’m sure I’m about to be joined by all the experts), Beto has never been running for Senate. He was running for President from the start. And the media plans on helping him along. He’ll be the Democrat nominee. https://twitter.com/reuters/status/1059908278468018176
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Wondering if I should tweet that I actually do tell my wife how to vote and she does it. Probably not. #ElectionDay
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@JesseKellyDC Hey, it's Election Day! Let's see what Jesse's Tweeting -- https://twitter.com/CBove1/status/1059881347186155522/photo/1
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Thankfully, they caught her quickly as she was doing 55 in the left lane. https://twitter.com/ap_oddities/status/1059838098887061506
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LIVE @ 2PM Eastern: #ElectionDay coverage with @jimgeraghty, @charlescwcooke, @StacyOnTheRight, @davidharsanyi, @lauracarno, @derekahunter, and @JesseKellyDC #NRA #2A #NRAVoter #GoVote
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@Ripburger @MZHemingway Lol!! Someone did it!
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Always thought it would be funny to work the polls on #ElectionDay and instead of handing out “I voted” stickers, hand out identical looking “I farted” stickers. See how long you could go till you got caught.
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Don’t ask a law to do what you have the power to do yourself. The entire U.S. House of Representatives is up for election today. It completely within the power of the of American people to change them all if they want. If not, you get what you get. Don’t throw a fit. https://twitter.com/inappropemle/status/1059855312994385921
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Politics is awesome. It’s battle only none of your friends die. It’s a great adrenaline rush with high stakes and power on the line. I cannot FATHOM choosing to be in it and whining about it endlessly.
Jesse Kelly
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: Life is good. It’s even better on }#ElectionDay That’s all. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1059854699841622016/photo/1
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No. I predict every single possible outcome. Then I go back and delete all the tweets I was wrong about.
Being right > integrity https://twitter.com/adpackman/status/1059852268277809152
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I’ve got like 5 radio interviews today. Plus my own show tonight. Then I’m going over to the Ted Cruz election night party and I’ve got VIP access. You know what, it’s freaking AWESOME. People PAY me for this.
Jesse Kelly
@JesseKellyDC
: Politics is awesome. It’s battle only none of your friends die. It’s a great adrenaline rush with high stakes and power on the line. I cannot FATHOM choosing to be in it and whining about it endlessly.
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“Everything is awful!!!”
Dude, go sell real estate. https://t.co/xrJ7NCSp3P
Jesse Kelly
@JesseKellyDC
: I’ve got like 5 radio interviews today. Plus my own show tonight. Then I’m going over to the Ted Cruz election night party and I’ve got VIP access. You know what, it’s freaking AWESOME. People PAY me for this.
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We’ll only hold the senate. Not the House. https://twitter.com/mooshakins/status/1059849001862815744
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We’ll hold both. https://twitter.com/mooshakins/status/1059849001862815744
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@FormerlyCBM
@JesseKellyDC Yeah, it's not exactly a bad gig
Jesse Kelly
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@NevilleD35 Right?!
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DUMPSTERFIRE2020 🔥
@BridgetPhetasy
@JesseKellyDC Or go wait tables.
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Indeed.
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I swear, I don’t know anyone who whines about their current profession/hobby as much as politicos do. People, this is game day. This is what it’s all about. Put a smile on your face. Let’s do this. https://t.co/Q2GCEQGfEw
Jesse Kelly
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: “Everything is awful!!!”
Dude, go sell real estate. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1059848234959585280/photo/1
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I swear, I don’t know anyone who whines about their current profession/hobby as much as politicos do. People, this is game day. This is what it’s all about. Put a smile on your face. Let’s do this. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1059844906263478273/photo/1
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Cloudy with an 80% chance of lib ownership. https://twitter.com/usatoday/status/1059837835958722561
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Didn’t know federal employees had the day off.
Oh, sorry. Forgot. https://twitter.com/comey/status/1059827485456637953
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Going in to vote like..... https://twitter.com/RobProvince/status/1059791135172952064/photo/1
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Don’t think of it as #Midterms2018
Think of it as a Courtesy Flush
#VoteRed #VoteDemsOut https://twitter.com/sawmilltaters/status/1059791553940611072/video/1
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Good morning, world. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1059791107889029122/photo/1
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https://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2018/11/05/dont-forgive-or-forget-jesse-kellys-brutal-thread-remembering-what-the-left-put-kavanaugh-through-is-everything/
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Between this and Lawrence Tribe, what exactly are the employment requirements at Harvard? https://twitter.com/nbcnews/status/1059612605755596800
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You know the answer https://twitter.com/manotginger/status/1059637455824044032
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@GitRDoneLarry @bennyjohnson Lol! I gotta get back out and see you next time you’re in Texas. Had tears coming down my face last time. Mostly from the jalapeños though.
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They’re all here: https://www.spreaker.com/show/the-jesse-kelly-show
And they’re all on @iHeartRadio if you have the app. https://twitter.com/glendadavalos1/status/1059627995621703682
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It is time. The Jesse Kelly Show starts now. Studio looks great tonight. Listen here: https://t.co/yuezBPmda1 https://t.co/9KxD5jiOAE
Jesse Kelly
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: Great show tonight. Thanks to @bennyjohnson for calling in. And @GitRDoneLarry because his little comedy clip KILLED. But mostly, thank you to me. I was amazing.
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This is some @JesseKellyDC style parenting, but I like it https://t.co/8UUhi4a29K
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It is time. The Jesse Kelly Show starts now. Studio looks great tonight. Listen here: https://kprcradio.iheart.com https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1059611462270894081/photo/1
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Good grief, bro. Save some chicks for the rest of us. https://twitter.com/tonyschwartz/status/1059250019235229698
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Hey remember that time the Handmaidens here were talking about colonizing their own country and some thirsty incel applauded it and said they should call it ‘Womanda’? https://t.co/HatirmgPWS
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Gotta respect the total honesty approach. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1059601887488544768/photo/1
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A bunch of rich people convincing poor people to vote for rich people by telling the poor people that other rich people are the reason they are poor. https://t.co/s5zc0TSNGK
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@danieltobin https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1059600749863297029/photo/1
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The Kavanaugh Effect: https://twitter.com/mikedelmoro/status/1059505198840889346
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Calm down https://twitter.com/sherlovestrent/status/1059576418504445952
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Guys I'm a lifelong Democrat telling you I'm ashamed of my party. The only way to send them a message is to vote Republican.
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I have news some of you may find shocking: She hates Israel.
I know none of you saw that coming. https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1059574439703130113
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Me voting in 2016 vs. Me voting in 2018. Cause 3.7% unemployment doesn’t stress me out. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1059573224953049088/photo/1
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@missingasock https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1059567606338936833/photo/1
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Oh my gosh. Be careful listening to this Jesse Kelly show. I think I pulled something laughing too hard...????? https://t.co/Ymzul553CS
Jesse Kelly
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Here’s last night’s Jesse Kelly Show. And the grocery store swingers story. https://t.co/iWKg5W043O https://t.co/uHwGsJflj9
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Tells me we should eliminate government education because it creates government-lovers by its very nature. https://twitter.com/Davidlaz/status/1059105462283456512
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You have a net worth of $10Million.
Elizabeth Warren
@SenWarren
It’s time to break the stranglehold that the wealthy and well-connected hold over Washington. Together, we can save our government and make it work for the people. We can #EndCorruptionNow. https://t.co/bTtxxPmMwA
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“House popular vote” https://twitter.com/MatlockFletcher/status/1059563327737729024/photo/1
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*All Beto coverage*
REPORTER: Beto has amazing momentum and grassroots energy on his side.
ANCHOR: Yes, he does. (sighs dreamily). However, Texas is still a disgusting, backwards shithole red state and Cruz leads in the polls.
REPORTER: Yes, that is true.
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All cultures are not equal. https://twitter.com/dcexaminer/status/1059560008453627906
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You really should be following this guy. He’s been all over the polls and the problems with them. https://twitter.com/Patriot_Musket/status/1059536448129396736
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Election Twitter is the best and if you’re a political person who spends these times whining about how bad Twitter is, I feel bad for you. Learn to get some enjoyment out of life. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1059542468633509888/photo/1
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Your mom likes internal polling.
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LOL. No. https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1059513427071328259
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@AsheSchow
@JesseKellyDC It looks like his good reputation was always a farce. The things he reported relating to Weinstein are collapsing, legally.
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I didn't realize.
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Worth noting that the ancient Romans considered actors and entertainers of all types to be second-class citizens. In fact, it was a scandal if any high-society people were even seen speaking to them. You can say that's mean, but they lasted over 500 years... https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1059136442918690816
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Brutal thread.
Don't forgive Democrats for what they've done.
#ElectionDay
Jesse Kelly
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Remember the Democrats and the media trying to destroy a good man? I remember. And I do not forgive them for it. PUNISH them for it at the polls tomorrow. https://t.co/r5uoTSjLST
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@bullimusmaximus @realDonaldTrump It's past time.
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CC: @SethAMandel https://twitter.com/the_wiz_girl/status/1059480126994432000
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Why are American men still giving their lives for Afghanistan? Bring them home @realDonaldTrump https://twitter.com/dcexaminer/status/1059499594260848640
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@_HellzBellz I’m more important
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Think how I feel. This is happening at MY grocery store. https://twitter.com/vjeannek/status/1059482192219389957
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Calm down https://twitter.com/EveBatelle/status/1059489570943725572
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The Democrats’ closing election message is that Republicans are racist. The media’s closing election message is that Republicans are racist.
Must just be a coincidence.
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@FoundersGirl I'm gonna try out the pineapple thing and see what happens. I have to know.
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@FoundersGirl Wait, what???? I think one of my neighbors has white quartz!
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Bet he can make you laugh (and nod in agreement) even on a Monday.
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Here’s last night’s Jesse Kelly Show. And the grocery store swingers story. https://t.co/iWKg5W043O https://t.co/uHwGsJflj9
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Remember Christine Blasey Ford? She suffered an assault but couldn’t remember the house, street, month, year or how old she was. She named four witnesses and not one of them remembers the party. She also walked away with an $800,000 Go Fund Me. I remember. https://t.co/xJqMW2NtQR
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: Do NOT forget and do NOT forgive. At least not until tomorrow night. Carry a very large chip on your shoulder and make those disgusting Democrats PAY for what they did. Punish them at the ballot box so they never do it again. Go vote. Bring friends. That's all.
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Remember when a Democrat senator took a SCOTUS hearing and made it about how much beer Kavanaugh consumed in high school? I remember. https://t.co/hroYa9bsv0
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: Remember Christine Blasey Ford? She suffered an assault but couldn’t remember the house, street, month, year or how old she was. She named four witnesses and not one of them remembers the party. She also walked away with an $800,000 Go Fund Me. I remember. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1059458657501564928/photo/1
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Remember when Leftists told Mrs. Kavanaugh they hope she and her husband burned in Hell? All over a lie. I remember. https://t.co/4GcVXfOAPM
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: Remember when a Democrat senator took a SCOTUS hearing and made it about how much beer Kavanaugh consumed in high school? I remember. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1059457395406110720/photo/1
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Remember when Ronan Farrow took his reputation for good journalism during the #MeToo movement and flushed it down the toilet? I remember. https://t.co/B2py9rPwmT
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: Remember when Leftists told Mrs. Kavanaugh they hope she and her husband burned in Hell? All over a lie. I remember. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1059456458507632641/photo/1
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You’re welcome. https://twitter.com/Roz112257/status/1059455503011643394
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I also remember Saint Sasse going to the Senate floor and declaring, "I urged President Trump to nominate a woman." in the middle of that battle. Barf. And I remember Jeff Flake whimpering before unhinged lunatic in an elevator. I remember.
Jesse Kelly
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: Remember when Ronan Farrow took his reputation for good journalism during the #MeToo movement and flushed it down the toilet? I remember. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1059455655449374721/photo/1
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Remember the Democrats and the media trying to destroy a good man? I remember. And I do not forgive them for it. PUNISH them for it at the polls tomorrow. https://t.co/r5uoTSjLST
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: I also remember Saint Sasse going to the Senate floor and declaring, "I urged President Trump to nominate a woman." in the middle of that battle. Barf. And I remember Jeff Flake whimpering before unhinged lunatic in an elevator. I remember.
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Remember the Democrats and the media trying to destroy a good man? I remember. And I do not forgive them for it. PUNISH them for it at the polls tomorrow. https://www.foxnews.com/politics/no-evidence-to-back-kavanaugh-accusers-claims-senate-panels-report-on-fbi-probe-finds
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@JamesHasson20 Those stings hurt!
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CC: @JamesHasson20 https://twitter.com/PolitiBunny/status/1059444311136395264
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If you don't listen to Jesse Kelly's podcast, you should
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Here’s last night’s Jesse Kelly Show. And the grocery store swingers story. https://t.co/iWKg5W043O https://t.co/uHwGsJflj9
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Hot takes from @JesseKellyDC https://twitter.com/Optimus_Inc/status/1059441144315166720/photo/1
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I don't know why more people don't make multiple opposite predictions. You can just go back and delete the wrong ones and then you look smarter. It's so simple.
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Republicans hold the Senate but barely lose the House. Bank on it.
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Republicans hold the Senate AND the House. Bank on it.
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Good morning, world. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1059425837534117888/photo/1
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Record low black unemployment. Trump is the worst racist ever. https://twitter.com/mviser/status/1059252723848302594
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10x the player Brady could ever hope to be. https://twitter.com/flexforever/status/1059258434539999232
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Excited to watch these two protégés of Peyton Manning duke it out. #GBvsNE https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1059256627335962626/photo/1
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Local strip club in Fort Wayne is ready for the rally tomorrow. https://twitter.com/Tattytats/status/1059236649664761856/photo/1
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Part of feels bad. Feels like I’m robbing Little Caesar’s every time I pay so little for their delicious pizza. #KetoLife https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1059226041787580418/photo/1
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Canada on top of the pressing issues of the day. https://twitter.com/cbcnewsbc/status/1058545055928119296
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He’s not a contender. He won’t be within 7. Likely closer to ten. All this media coverage of a race that’s not suspenseful is weird. https://twitter.com/tblasko/status/1059214463629385729
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It could come down to whichever side has more people voting?!! Omg!!! https://t.co/NNmhjdAnVD
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: There’s not a race in America that’s less in doubt than the Cruz/Beto race. Yet it gets ALL the media coverage. It’s bizarre.
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@NonWhiteHat @pipandbaby Dude. Nasty. Don’t add ham like some pilgrim. Chop up some hotdogs and throw them in there.
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It could come down to whichever side has more people voting?!! Omg!!! https://twitter.com/cbsnews/status/1059148149703479298
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@pipandbaby Ick. Baked Mac is the worst. Make some Kraft.
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Nerd Alert
Jon Justice
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A Star Wars Podcast: Calm before the Star Wars (146) https://t.co/P34JtmDiKA
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Blazin’ Buffalo & Ranch @Doritos. Best chip ever. I cried when they went away. https://twitter.com/thatericalper/status/1057761721933225984
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“We’re sorry so many men make this world unsafe.”
Speak for yourself, chief. https://twitter.com/steveniweiss/status/1058942693802471424
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CC: @ICEgov https://twitter.com/grei_sa/status/1057712241817063425
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SCANDALOUS! https://t.co/7xS09bJB30
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: Obama’s eight year “America kinda sucks and you should be ashamed of being American” campaign was music to the media’s ears.
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SCANDALOUS! https://twitter.com/maggienyt/status/1059191046045884416
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"I was a lifelong blah blah and now I'm voting for blah blah because of blah blah blah"
Nobody cares.
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Trying to decide if I’m making my boys soft by having a net on the trampoline. But broken limbs are expensive. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1059182153530048514/photo/1
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Me: ...@ A-O-L...
Clerk: A-L-L ?
Me: No, A-O-L
Me...
Clerk: .com? Sorry, I’ve never heard of that one.
#OLD
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Why do we need “change” from 3.7% unemployment? https://twitter.com/radiofreetom/status/1059170667814281216
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Democrats don’t care about gender or skin color. Democrats are only loyal to statism. As evidenced by the horrible way they treat black people and women who are conservative. The “We’re the party of tolerance” thing is all a lie. https://t.co/HOPNCZxiCL
Jesse Kelly
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: “We support women!” until @DLoesch supports the 2A. Then she’s trash who deserves death threats.
“We love black people!” until @kanyewest supports Trump. Then he’s called a “token negro”.
Democrats are the party of totalitarian government. Nothing more.
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Democrats don’t care about gender or skin color. Democrats are only loyal to statism. As evidenced by the horrible way they treat black people and women who are conservative. The “We’re the party of tolerance” thing is all a lie. https://twitter.com/foghornbleghorn/status/1059166374940041216
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Oh look at that. Actual journalism. A host asking more than just a surface question while nodding like a bobble-head before moving right along. Good on @jaketapper https://t.co/KC1V4X7Z5o
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: Such a brutal moment for Abrams.
-“So you don’t support your own legislation?”
-“Uh”
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@RLHeinrichs Lol. Rebeccah
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Oh look at that. Actual journalism. A host asking more than just a surface question while nodding like a bobble-head before moving right along. Good on @jaketapper https://twitter.com/RNCResearch/status/1059099333650456576/video/1
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They’ve all been whipped into line. A man’s loyalty will always be to his pocketbook. Entertainers don’t risk unemployment making fun of conservatives. But take a shot at a Leftist and you risk never working again. Such is life. https://twitter.com/MikeCranny/status/1059156041894633472
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@mchooyah @SeanParnellUSA Both of you need LOTS of makeup.
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People care too much about the opinions of losers but they shouldn’t because losers are losers because they have bad opinions.
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Thus began an eight year hiatus from “speaking truth to power”. https://t.co/rodCAnXEfh
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: The media has never and will never come to terms with how much their Obama coverage damaged their reputations. And when you contrast that with their relentless attacks on Trump, they look even worse.
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Elizabeth Warren’s “relatives” backing Trump in Montana! https://twitter.com/brentmusburger/status/1058789000381517824/photo/1
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Thus began an eight year hiatus from “speaking truth to power”. https://twitter.com/ktumulty/status/1059064779203985408
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Ahhh. A time when the press and the President were one big happy family. https://twitter.com/ktumulty/status/1059064779203985408
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CC: @SeanParnellUSA https://twitter.com/matlockfletcher/status/1059100667736932352
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When you having a great conversation with yourself and realize people looking at you https://twitter.com/KingFrom97/status/1058476401383358470/video/1
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@Mel_lific Don’t think Pete would have fun in prison.
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1. I don’t care. I know Dan. I’ve had whiskey with Dan and his wife. Dan won’t care either because some scrawny little snot’s opinion means nothing to him.
2. Good comedy is risky and takes chances. This comedy sucked, but don’t censor comedy or you’ll ruin it. https://t.co/Rqa1mgbfDo
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: Oh and last time I saw Dan, he didn’t have on his eye patch. He had a glass eye in and there was a big SEAL Trident on his glass eye. Dude is the man.
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@JesseKellyDC I called you a fancypants cityslicker earlier. Now THAT is comedy!
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Lol! I missed that.
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1. I don’t care. I know Dan. I’ve had whiskey with Dan and his wife. Dan won’t care either because some scrawny little snot’s opinion means nothing to him.
2. Good comedy is risky and takes chances. This comedy sucked, but don’t censor comedy or you’ll ruin it. https://twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/1059004497471500288
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*our president https://twitter.com/loswhit/status/1059085756948459521
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Good morning, world. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1059083992111243265/photo/1
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The husband should be the boss. https://twitter.com/arttavana/status/1058962222867607553
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This https://twitter.com/wetdawg75/status/1058895118197903360
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College football parties are no excuse to cheat on your diet. Stay Keto. #GeauxTigers https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1058874948490539008/photo/1
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Wow. Watch this amazing interview: https://www.nratv.com/videos/stinchfield-jesse-kelly-celebrities-and-their-liberal-agenda
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That apron is basically a cape. Available here: https://iamjessekelly.com/shop/ https://twitter.com/craftylilbitch/status/1058823357242793985
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Alexa, show me the least mysterious headline of all time: https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1058821381964603394
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REMINDER: When organizing a party and someone asks if you need anything, always request high ticket items that have nothing to do with the party. You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1058795028821274624/photo/1
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Don’t vote. Look at you, you’re a mess.
Why should we suffer for your bad decisions?
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While every nation in the history of the world will always have some pockets of racism, America has so eradicated the problem the Leftists have spent two years making up hoaxes. https://dailycaller.com/2018/11/03/nyc-synagogue-vandalism-suspect/
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As if the women who would participate in that are fighting off the suitors. https://www.cnn.com/2018/11/02/opinions/what-if-women-went-on-a-sex-strike-before-the-midterms-martin/index.html
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@GitRDoneLarry Lol! https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1058781270149337088/photo/1
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Lol. As if that word has any meaning anymore. The Left killed it the same way they kill an economy. https://twitter.com/pandaofwakanda/status/1058777076440850432
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The ultimate humiliation for my Buckeyes was not getting crushed by Purdue. It’s allowing Nebraska to even make this a game. Nebraska sucks.
Jesse Kelly
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: Plus, @GitRDoneLarry is gonna be INSUFFERABLE if the Cornhuskers pull it off.
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The ultimate humiliation for my Buckeyes was not getting crushed by Purdue. It’s allowing Nebraska to even make this a game. Nebraska sucks.
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#RespectTheHustle https://twitter.com/ananavarro/status/1058371486082387969
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Good morning, world. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1058714982941106176/photo/1
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*bump
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“QUICK, to the Russian Collusion story!!” -our media https://twitter.com/nypdnews/status/1058424367405772803
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“Enrolled” https://twitter.com/nytopinion/status/1058146136807096320
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That’s true. I leave it to others to discuss how great I was. https://twitter.com/kyle_beckley/status/1058509100424855552
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OMG NO WAY WHO COULD HAVE SEEN THIS COMING WHAT A POWERFUL STATEMENT?????!!!!! https://twitter.com/ananavarro/status/1058447554634047489
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@AG_Conservative One of the great ironies of capitalism is that it's so effective at providing for people's needs that many utilise the time they otherwise would have spent trying to subsist to instead conjure arguments against capitalism.
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Hopefully Jon Snow’s mopey head gets chopped off. https://twitter.com/indiewire/status/1058101376478310402
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@_HellzBellz @The_Wiz_Girl https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1058500465263022080/photo/1
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Barack Obama lost 1000 seats for the Democrats and wiped out his own party. He’s a divisive figure and loathed by the Right. It’s a tremendous error for Democrats to have him campaigning. Just the sight of him makes me want to drag people to the polls. #ObamaRally https://t.co/N2kGAbtf6n
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: That’s part of having 95% of the media in your pocket though. It can be a net negative in the end. The press making out with Obama for eight years totally blinded the Democrats to how truly divisive he is.
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Barack Obama lost 1000 seats for the Democrats and wiped out his own party. He’s a divisive figure and loathed by the Right. It’s a tremendous error for Democrats to have him campaigning. Just the sight of him makes me want to drag people to the polls. #ObamaRally https://twitter.com/abc/status/1058473282993823744
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Every single woman’s excuse when she’s done something awful: https://twitter.com/lawcrimenews/status/1058489838956109824
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This https://twitter.com/conniestagner1/status/1058453585573437442
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#KPRCMinds #MeetingOfTheMinds
@JesseKellyDC discusses #Beto and and more. https://twitter.com/KPRCradio/status/1058439997832003584/video/1
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Live with the inimitable @JesseKellyDC, @bigangrylaw and @ProducerKen at KPRC. #meetingofthrminds https://twitter.com/Kyle_Beckley/status/1058437992652660738/photo/1
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Well you better believe in ghosts when all your candidates are so old and near death. https://twitter.com/wrmead/status/1058407283305144321
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Please, please send prayers for my coworker Tony. His mother and his 9 month old were in a car accident - helicopter is currently flying in. this can't be good.
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I'm coming up now with @stinchfield1776 on @NRATV. I look great. Watch here: https://www.nratv.com/streams/nratv
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Sometimes your truck is running fine. Sometimes it needs a new set of tires. To each his own. https://twitter.com/JeremyJRane/status/1058401327410229253
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Look around you. Someone in that room wets the bed. Figure out who. https://twitter.com/capeandcowell/status/1058395880871600128
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@realDonaldTrump https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1058390380339752960/photo/1
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She’s a fighter and she’s still going through it. Thank you very much for your prayers. https://twitter.com/oliver_drk/status/1058383879013388288
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Ask the Japanese. https://twitter.com/vvmeier2/status/1058381251801948161
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Appreciate it but I’d rather walk down the middle of the highway. Safer. https://twitter.com/PlayKristi4Me/status/1058379621970911232
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My policy is we need more hot senators. I choose Sinema over Beto. https://twitter.com/shawnurban3/status/1058377811210100736
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@Patriot_Musket Fingers are crossed
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? https://twitter.com/americafy9/status/1058376569813590016
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@CharlieKae17 I’ve read it five times.
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No. They’re gonna gain back 20 seats and fall short. They would have gained back the House but the Kavanaugh thing screwed them. The media will still sell it as a big loss for Trump even though the average midterm loss is 24 seats. https://twitter.com/oh_snap_holly/status/1058375679744577536
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Appreciate you. Hoping to make it back to NC for a visit at some point. https://twitter.com/ysmave71/status/1058375702213484550
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It’s hard to ask questions when you’re making out with someone. https://twitter.com/springsteps/status/1058374623929221120
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I’m dead. https://twitter.com/goosegoodingiii/status/1058373321140695046
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Here’s last night’s Jesse Kelly Show. And the grocery store swingers story. https://www.spreaker.com/episode/16115317 https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1058373140399710213/photo/1
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They don’t think it’s inferior. People hate what they’re jealous of and they REALLY have reminders of their failures. https://t.co/xU66PUXgtp
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: *hate
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They don’t think it’s inferior. People hate what they’re jealous of and they REALLY have reminders of their failures. https://twitter.com/boilerjoe225/status/1058371587056001024
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Cause your tongue is abnormally large. https://twitter.com/SusieLuvsKooper/status/1058369072025427969
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AR-15. With that, I can acquire everything else I need. https://twitter.com/hmibbook/status/1058368181704814593
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?? https://twitter.com/evertonal/status/1058365764141568001
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Texas People,
This is open to the public. Gonna be a great time. And not only because I’m the guest of honor and will give an amazing speech. Come on out and celebrate with our veterans. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1058364382646812672/photo/1
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Australia has the deadliest shark, deadliest spider, deadliest jellyfish, deadliest octopus, like 9 out of the 10 deadliest snakes. I’m not visiting God’s wrath. Ever. https://twitter.com/surfnazidude/status/1058362489253941248
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Leave https://twitter.com/SurfNaziDude/status/1058362034490753024
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@JesseKellyDC @Mynaras Finding hot chicks is sort of like parking spaces. All the good ones are taken and those open and available are handicapped in some fashion. Good luck.
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Probably. But you’ll get over when Ellen comes on. https://twitter.com/sirensoiiioquy/status/1058350436229484544
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No. America has a chocolate addiction. No reason that a single neighbor couldn’t hand out SP kids. https://twitter.com/ksstormgal06/status/1058359226702184448
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Yes but I’m dangerous on the ski hill. I go really fast and I’m not that great at stopping. https://twitter.com/CatOnTheFridge/status/1058357963448999936
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Yoga studio. But don’t do yoga cause that’s weird. Just stand outside holding a sign that says, “I’m looking for a hot chick.” That’s sure to work. https://twitter.com/mynaras/status/1058354240664551424
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20. But I was abnormal. I was 6’5 at nineteen and then grew 3” the next year. https://twitter.com/susied57/status/1058355336770412545
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I’m actually in talks about that as we speak. Not sure if I can make it work time wise though. https://twitter.com/npselser/status/1058353737851457536
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They probably will. But then they’ll get beat by my Buckeyes. https://twitter.com/te1998/status/1058352984386625536
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West. We actually had hills to climb.
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@JesseKellyDC Were you a east or west coast marine?
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What are you making? https://twitter.com/brooks_the_lab/status/1058352775359193089
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Drop out and go work at Wendy’s. Then you’ll be extra motivated to go back to college and study. https://twitter.com/zeldaagabriel/status/1058352151381135360
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Not quite true: Bald eagles are constantly wondering if they should get feather plugs or just go with a combover. https://t.co/CfIxEpFty3
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Cam
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Eagles. Eagles just soar around without a care in the world. https://twitter.com/BrunusCutis/status/1058350913557979136
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No. I’ve been shockingly thrilled with Trump’s presidency but Ted Cruz is my guy and always will be. https://twitter.com/stleibowitz/status/1058350025149943809
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Straight Republican baby. Voted two days ago. https://twitter.com/blondemajesty/status/1058349964659576832
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College https://twitter.com/jawesomeberg/status/1058349723709595648
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Sure because eventually you’re gonna be pro-life anyway. To be pro-choice is to ignore reality. https://twitter.com/RyanBrinker/status/1058349472206516224
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I’ve never been that drunk. https://twitter.com/ritapanahi/status/1058349261769732096
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Negative 8 https://twitter.com/epmaxpowers/status/1058349015274831873
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Post a picture of your next 10 Keto meals and tell everyone on social media about the sacrifices you’re making. You’ll lose a pound a picture if you really sell it. https://twitter.com/mruntactical/status/1058348872236441600
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I try to make sure I own at least five but not more than ten. I worry about accumulating too many. https://twitter.com/annieliko/status/1058348595810729984
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It’s Friday. The Doctor is now in session. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1058348392353619969/photo/1
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Biden was a Senator for 36 years and VP for 8 more years after that. He's one of us. https://twitter.com/mollyhc/status/1058182786870325248
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@_Drew_McCoy_ @bethanyshondark @MeghanMcCain @SalenaZito Hurtful Drew. But not entirely inaccurate.
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@bethanyshondark @MeghanMcCain @SalenaZito Lol. It’s just awful. Women. Smh.
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@bethanyshondark @MeghanMcCain @SalenaZito https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1058338568895127553/photo/1
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@mauiedgirl Happy birthday
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Good morning, world. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1058321662578442243/photo/1
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Wow. It hurts to find out like this @KamalaHarris https://twitter.com/seantrende/status/1058155812445675520
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The Jesse Kelly Show starts now. Time to straighten some of you out. Listen here: https://kprcradio.iheart.com https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1058146653574705152/photo/1
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I know they haven’t been white supremicists. In fact, the fact that they’ve been completely ignored by the national media tells me exactly who’s responsible. https://twitter.com/mickgmick/status/1058133058333954050
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Lolol. I forgot about that one! That’s Lebron though. World famous and gonna retire a billionaire, but wants to be a victim so bad. It’s bizarre. https://twitter.com/miba198083/status/1058132895250833413
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This reminds me of how much I miss “racism hoax” Twitter. Remember that right after the election? Every Leftist nut started drawing racist things on their own stuff because of some weird projection issues. Miraculously, the dastardly “Nazis” were never apprehended. https://twitter.com/sandymaltzman/status/1057619210237591552
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I don’t why people say this. It’s the best news-breaking, joke-making, business networking site in history. Twitter is all what you make it. https://twitter.com/soob/status/1058114698338619392
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FYI to every hack journo who’s going to make Trump’s “rocks” comment controversial. Rocks ARE a deadly weapon. They’ve killed our people before. And anyone who throws rocks at our military should be promptly shot. https://www.houstonpublicmedia.org/articles/news/2017/11/20/251665/fbi-investigating-after-border-patrol-agent-dies-on-duty/
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Why on earth would someone post a picture of their nails looking like this. That’s what I wanna know. https://t.co/dOhTSR6SGC
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I don’t think that was an unforced error. She’s old and unhealthy. Her “deplorables” comment was a much bigger error. https://twitter.com/dustopian/status/1058101898748874753
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@capeandcowell Right? There are some SERIOUSLY funny people on here. People that make you think, "Man, I'm not that clever."
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This is an excellent comparison. I considered Akin. His error might actually be worse than Warrens. But she HAS to be number two just for the sheer stupidity of what she did. https://twitter.com/RandyinRichmond/status/1058100932641280001
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It is 100% what you make of it and it's extremely powerful if you want it to be. "It's just Twitter." is a phrase used by people who don't realize the world has become a social media world. It's equivalent to living in the 1800s and saying "It's just a horse." https://twitter.com/mikepjb/status/1057929986001252352
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How come the celebs won’t threaten to flee to Mexico?
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@mchooyah You know his name. Every hack on earth has an imaginary “former Navy SEAL” friend who will defend his wacky worldview.
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CC: @MichaelBerrySho https://twitter.com/EdLatimore/status/1058087445697323010
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Happy #NationalAuthorsDay everyone. Who are some of your favorite authors? Here is one of mine: http://thefederalist.com/2018/10/11/stop-letting-left-co-opt-every-single-social-movement/
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Or they could just vote once school gets out... https://twitter.com/nowthisnews/status/1057835369323003904
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Wow, what an ad. Hillary’s starring role is perfect. ? https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1057715198684000258/video/1
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The media would very much appreciate it if all you racist, Nazi-loving, Republican terrorists who are worse than ISIS would knock it off with the divisive name-calling. https://t.co/4dB0LONsRx
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If you can't run on 3.7% unemployment and win an election, that's a you problem. Stop whining about Trump. https://twitter.com/nytpolitics/status/1058079764714545152
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I.....you...never mind. https://twitter.com/dc_syoigi/status/1058074688340013059
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@GingyNorth @siftyboones Sorry Gingy
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@siftyboones Sadly, that’s true. We are specimens.
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@SethAMandel @irinamoises @andylassner Yeah cause they were handing out Jewish food and I'd rather starve to death.
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I've seen it. It is incredible. Horrifically sad. If you can watch something like that and compare anyone in American politics to Hitler, your mind is broken. There was only one Hitler. Outside of Stalin, Pol Pot, Mao, etc., nobody comes close. https://twitter.com/ChimpyMcFist/status/1058072182692098048
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"Looks don't matter!" -someone who has consciously chosen to live in a world of make believe because it's more comfortable there.
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Let’s be real: if Candace and Tomi weren’t hot, no one would listen to them.
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@SethAMandel @irinamoises @andylassner Pretty sure Irina is a foreigner. We're certainly not going to take her word for it. #TheseColorsDontRun ????
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We have a severe problem in our bureaucratic agencies. Specifically the ones responsible for defending this nation. @GenMhayden was elevated to key national security positions by GOPers and Democrats alike. And he has the emotional stability and historical perspective of a child. https://t.co/N37rNMrbeg
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: It is one thing for some college loser with daddy issues or some talentless hack on cable news to make comparisons to Hitler. For the former head of the CIA, that is flat out concerning. Surely these are not the people at the top. Right? Please tell me we can do better.
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We have a severe problem in our bureaucratic agencies. Specifically the ones responsible for defending this nation. @GenMhayden was elevated to key national security positions by GOPers and Democrats alike. And he has the emotional stability and historical perspective of a child. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1058070593579503616/photo/1
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That one has to be way up there. But was it really Nixon's error? No way that's bigger than Warren's DNA disaster. She ruined her presidential hopes and she did it completely unprompted. https://twitter.com/LilJackieB/status/1058067429551755265
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@CBove1 That one has to be way up there.
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What is the worst unforced error in the history of American politics? I’m still dumbfounded Elizabeth Warren could be that stupid. Are there worse ones than that? There have to be.
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“Can we afford to let them keep all their candy?” -Democrats https://twitter.com/wncn/status/1057949988679020546
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@irinamoises @andylassner @SethAMandel No. That’s garlic bread.
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@andylassner @SethAMandel Ugh. Jewish food is garbage.
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Tell me what’s more American than a foot long chili cheese dog riding shotgun. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1058061958765858817/photo/1
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He’s not wrong. If Cruz were a Democrat, you would make the point for him. https://twitter.com/houstonchron/status/1057722976261554182
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Americans think Trump is bad but the media is worse at uniting the country. The president is inherently partisan. "Fire-fighting," faux-objective reporters hobnobbing with late-night TV hosts & the Resistance do their competent counterparts no favors. https://t.co/c2SmVX27bA
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“During the past 22 months, not one person caught or identified as the aggressor in an anti-Semitic hate crime has been associated with a far right-wing group...” https://t.co/qJ90AeAO9H
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My principles are lower taxes, less government, and not killing babies in the womb. Find me Democrats who think that and I'll consider it.
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I love breakfast tacos.
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The Washington Post still knows the truth about Christine Blasey Ford’s therapist notes.
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Good morning, world. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1057980775973445633/photo/1
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Happy Halloween you scumbags?
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@JesseKellyDC The LA Times still had the Obama / Rashid Khalidi tapes. Still waiting on those ....
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@JesseKellyDC Wow trick or treating fires you up.
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There were no Sour Patch Kids. It’s war time. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1057833850611687424/photo/1
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The Washington Post still knows the truth about Christine Blasey Ford’s therapist notes.
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: Oh sorry. Were we supposed to forget that whole sham? Sometimes I forget what’s been memory-holed and what hasn’t. Anyway, what’s up with Russian collusion?
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The Washington Post still knows the truth about Christine Blasey Ford’s therapist notes.
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@SethAMandel It was masterful
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For such a terrible human being, @SethAMandel can be such a savage when he wants to be. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1057827871832662016/photo/1
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@legallybae https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1057819954614099970/photo/1
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This fancy neighborhood full of upper middle-class Americans. Kids come home with full bags of candy. Everyone is fun and polite and all seems well. And NOT A SINGLE SOUR PATCH KID IN THE WHOLE TAKE! America is lost.
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No https://twitter.com/radiofreetom/status/1057817197035339776
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Appreciate it. I’ve always been proud of my hips. https://twitter.com/southtxgent/status/1057793864663289856
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"Give us Barabbas!" https://twitter.com/sevendaysvt/status/1057341629860864001
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Kelly boys aren’t playing games out here. https://t.co/I10IPEsnld
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: There one and only one Beto sign in my neighborhood. They have a “No Candy” sign on their door. Classic.
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Kelly boys aren’t playing games out here. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1057773884265717760/photo/1
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Let’s settle this:
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Thread. TDS is real...and there’s no cure.
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It’s amazing how normalized comparing Trump to Hitler has become for members of our media. That is such an out-of-line, absurd comparison that the FIRST time someone made it, they should have been publicly shunned. Today, it’s the norm.
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That’s ridiculous. Whenever two women are fighting you always root for whichever one you think is hotter. It is known. https://twitter.com/calebjhull/status/1057752673049554944
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@JesseKellyDC Sorry but I don’t negotiate with terrorists.
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Wait till you have kids. You will. You will negotiate.
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@MollyJongFast I went to community college.
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Get her. https://twitter.com/amandapresto/status/1057751267752189953
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What happened to the guy who didn't pay his exorcist?
His house was repossessed.
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Fun factoid: in the 17 mid-term elections since the end of World War II, the average loss for the president's party in the House is 24 seats. The number of seats Democrats must win to control the House is 24 seats. The current RealClearPolitics projection for Dem gains? 25 seats.
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...grinch ass n***a... https://twitter.com/CamFAwesome/status/1057643143737204737
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Day is going well. https://t.co/I4wcDWHdKz
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: They tried to put the fire out but I was too hot.
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You know who it is? A bunch of over-educated college boys who’ve never known what it’s like to be out of work. Never had tell the kids they don’t get Christmas that year. Live your whole life in luxury and you lose perspective on how real people live.
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: <nerd voice> “Here’s another 5000 word article about how terrible Trump’s attitude is for America. We never talked like that at Columbia.”
Screw off.
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How self-absorbed do you have to be to think everything is terrible at a time when America is booming. Jobs are back. Bills are getting paid. Shame on you if all you’ve done is whine for the last two years. https://t.co/pzsR6x6toL
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: You know who it is? A bunch of over-educated college boys who’ve never known what it’s like to be out of work. Never had tell the kids they don’t get Christmas that year. Live your whole life in luxury and you lose perspective on how real people live.
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How self-absorbed do you have to be to think everything is terrible at a time when America is booming. Jobs are back. Bills are getting paid. Shame on you if all you’ve done is whine for the last two years. https://twitter.com/breaking911/status/1057664520477392897
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Hahahaha. Nice. https://twitter.com/shredderbabe/status/1057716460489977856
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@JesseKellyDC‘s next venture: writing for reductress ? https://twitter.com/rhetorical_rory/status/1057715442347896835/photo/1
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Halloween is the best. https://t.co/Uly8fLDujN
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Halloween is the best. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1057715497427496960/photo/1
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Again - the whole “dialing it back” thing really doesn’t seem to be taking yet. https://twitter.com/jessicachasmar/status/1057264058255265792
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Scarborough is the unironic Jesse Kelly. https://twitter.com/JoeNBC/status/1057614936606756864
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Son: “Dada, do cars without roofs cost less money? Cause they should.” https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1057704341786820609/photo/1
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Not that bad. Lightening strike. https://t.co/W1HMLvIoCL
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: *lightning. Whatever. I went to community college.
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Not that bad. Lightening strike. https://twitter.com/matthew213/status/1057697271838658560
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Day is going well. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1057695384699617281/photo/1
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Stacey Abrams: Ban AR-15s and possibly confiscate them?!?! https://buff.ly/2DdVtWK https://twitter.com/resurgent/status/1057675666211004418/photo/1
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@JesseKellyDC Came across harsh. Funny fail. Deleted.
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I was kidding. No need.
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You’re very welcome. All it takes is self-discipline. https://twitter.com/willknowsbest/status/1057674261303910401
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How should I know? I’m not a baker. https://twitter.com/boobsdarth/status/1057673532426076160
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I love Twitter. https://twitter.com/sixstringtweets/status/1057673192754606081
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@dougstafford Love is Love
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Do NOT walk buy a jar of this if you see it. Just made garlic bread with it. Not only is it Keto-friendly, we’re also getting married. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1057672606151786496/photo/1
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Who wants to tell him? https://twitter.com/thedaveisreal/status/1057670870221668352
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You’re welcome for posting last night’s Jesse Kelly Show. https://www.spreaker.com/user/9808690/the-jesse-kelly-show-10-30-2018 https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1057669945855762432/photo/1
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@APLMom @aggierican @ScarilyCheerful She’s job hunting. And I’m controversial.
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Sadly as a kid I learned that reese's peanut butter cups were always suspicious and never made it through parental safety checks. https://t.co/fNWRgilfdy
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Reese’s is so cocky today. I love it. https://t.co/3Mj3yazaIL
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@ksstormgal06 Exactly. They’re perfect.
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Trump is “creating a military state” because he’s sending troops to secure our southern border? Ok, we’re done here. https://twitter.com/kravs13/status/1057647781320556544
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Trump is creating a “military state”? Please tell me how. Be specific. https://twitter.com/kravs13/status/1057645861306617856
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Right wing pundits spent 8 years laughing off those claims and mocking people on the Right who said it. Show me ONE Leftist journalist who has criticized his fellow journalists for the Trump/Hitler comparison. https://twitter.com/smhatfools/status/1057645557735256065
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As Merkel steps away from politics and enjoys a life of armed bodyguards and luxury, let us not forget how many of her countrymen are suffering because of her. Despicable. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6337481/Five-Afghans-arrested-allegedly-raping-girl-15-Germany-country-rocked-migrant-crime.html
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He wrote this on purpose. https://twitter.com/rickperlstein/status/1056280136012701696
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Reese’s is so cocky today. I love it. https://twitter.com/reeses/status/1057641201824862208
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Look at this from @JoeNBC. Just look at that. That’s a person who is simply broken and nobody in his industry seems interested in stopping this despicable behavior. https://t.co/fmiKne2ggW
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: A media interested in gaining back some of the public trust would sit back and have an honest assessment of what they’ve become. If the words “Hitler” have crossed your lips in the last two years, YOU are the problem. Go take a look in the mirror. Heal thyself. That’s all.
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Rounding up six MILLION Jews and marching them to their death is evil on an incomparable level. If you think some anti-media mean words and basic border security are on that level, your mind is hopelessly twisted.
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: Look at this from @JoeNBC. Just look at that. That’s a person who is simply broken and nobody in his industry seems interested in stopping this despicable behavior. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1057641634605744128/photo/1
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It’s amazing how normalized comparing Trump to Hitler has become for members of our media. That is such an out-of-line, absurd comparison that the FIRST time someone made it, they should have been publicly shunned. Today, it’s the norm.
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: Rounding up six MILLION Jews and marching them to their death is evil on an incomparable level. If you think some anti-media mean words and basic border security are on that level, your mind is hopelessly twisted.
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It’s amazing how normalized comparing Trump to Hitler has become for members of our media. That is such an out-of-line, absurd comparison that the FIRST time someone made it, they should have been publicly shunned. Today, it’s the norm.
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"the phone lines are messed up" https://t.co/3SQvHJB9ay
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I hate you.
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I’m coming up next with @JonJustice and @AndrewLeeTCNT on Twin Cities News Talk. Listen here: https://t.co/rfa0XLNBlF
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: Never mind. Guess the phone lines are messed up. I would have been incredible though.
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I’m coming up next with @JonJustice and @AndrewLeeTCNT on Twin Cities News Talk. Listen here: https://twincitiesnewstalk.iheart.com
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That anyone on the Right takes you seriously. https://twitter.com/MaxBoot/status/1056968358418092032
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Heroes https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1057621997583241223
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Good morning, world. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1057609634050125824/photo/1
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It happens https://twitter.com/PhiloFiles/status/1057471364322344960/photo/1
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Stop simpering before people who hate you. Uphold the values you were taught by the parents who love you. Fancy degrees, fancy words, prissy bowties, none of them respect you. I've come to learn the people I most respect often lack formal education or a big vocabulary.
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Wait until these people find out what Robert Downey jr played. https://twitter.com/enews/status/1057019016991117312
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I’m going to be amazing today.
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: I was.
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Ben & Jerry's brought to you by... *squints* Linda Sarsour https://twitter.com/benandjerrys/status/1057286825780436992
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Can you sweep my driveway? https://twitter.com/xsmalljay/status/1057428265231630337
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The Jesse Kelly Show starts now. Kinda heavy on death today. But fun death. Not sad death. Listen here: https://kprcradio.iheart.com https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1057422247206551552/photo/1
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Trump Criticized For Using US Military For Bizarre Purpose Of Defending Nation's Borders
https://babylonbee.com/news/trump-criticized-for-using-us-military-for-bizarre-purpose-of-defending-nations-borders https://t.co/KlwqjFIbLq
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@johnyzgurl I don’t know. I don’t even know if it can be done. But it’s fascinating to look at the numbers and try to find the reasons why.
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1. Excellent piece. Read it.
2. This is Obama’s legacy. He’s the first president to immediately go on the attack after every national tragedy. https://twitter.com/karol/status/1057264635982897153
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He opened his eyes to the true nature of the American Left and chose the only other viable option. https://twitter.com/cnn/status/1057407071401009153
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Stand with a fist.
Elizabeth Warren
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Our final debate begins in just a few minutes. Tune in here for live updates from our team! #WCVBDebate
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@frolickingninja https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1057402338992898048/photo/1
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20 of them? Guess her fiancé was a man who believed in buying a rental car back when he was alive. https://nypost.com/2018/10/30/woman-who-had-sex-with-20-ghosts-is-now-engaged-to-a-spirit/
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DAMN son! Jesse Kelly calls down the THUNDER on the Left (and Right) for being too damn soft on illegal immigration https://t.co/2afdLD1Rl0
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*wrath https://twitter.com/mrglenn/status/1057378782527582208
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I thought there was already a demon emoji? https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6334841/Ginger-emoji-officially-available-iPhone-time-company-releases-iOS-12-1.html
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Absurd https://twitter.com/PamSimson/status/1057366162835673089
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There’s a shocker. You’d be the last three people on earth I’d call to ask for money. https://twitter.com/josh_hammer/status/1057363706185637888
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<click> https://twitter.com/glamourmag/status/1057254246733807616
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Within the confines of the U.S. system of government, it's not possible for a president to aid the cause of radical Islamic terrorism more than Barack Obama did. https://twitter.com/MilitaryTimes/status/1057351126960496641
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Biscuits and gravy with scrambled eggs on the side... and it’s not even close. https://t.co/OY9kClXYOC
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Sausage gravy or regular?
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An empty vessel makes the loudest sound. So they that have the least wit are the greatest babblers.
~ Plato
John La Gatta, c.1920 https://t.co/GUZVfMFOKB
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But I've been told Obama's biggest scandal was wearing a tan suit. https://twitter.com/MilitaryTimes/status/1057351126960496641
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If you knew your audience you’d sell it by the gallon. https://twitter.com/benandjerrys/status/1057274202284285952
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<whispers> Every politician wants you scared at the ballot box. https://twitter.com/CillizzaCNN/status/1057335139401895936
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His "recovering addict" parents say he must have gotten it trick-or-treating. Also, I've got some ocean-front property in Arizona I'd like to sell you. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6333233/Ohio-child-tests-positive-methamphetamine-recovered-addict-parents-blame-trick-treating.html
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TV, music, radio, social media, education, etc.
We have allowed the Leftist PC Speech Police far too much power in this country. We're so worried about protecting feelings, we forgot to worry about protecting freedom. https://www.foxnews.com/us/one-in-three-college-students-believe-physical-violence-is-justified-to-prevent-hate-speech-survey
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Graham is right: Congress clearly has the authority to do this, based on the text, subtext, and context (take your pick!) of the citizenship clause of the 14th Amendment. And this is something that should be dealt with via legislation, not EO/regulation. https://t.co/Edsm8NpwmL
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Democrats: The right to bear arms was about muskets. The forefathers could not have imagined it being used for AR 15s.
Democrats: The 14th Amendment was about slavery but the forefathers had vision and assumed it would be used for anchor babies.
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Then they fold like a deck of cards. They hem and haw and say things like, "Well, I can be reasonable. What are we going to do? Put a huge wall on our border?! Ugh. That just seems so icky. And we can't just kick people out. Yuck!"
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: I'm not some legal expert and I've seen a thousand different takes on the 14th. I just know that if you're on the Right and you regularly whimper for approval from the anti-Constitution Left, your 14th Amendment opinion isn't worth the cost of resoling your crocs. That's all.
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The truth is, far too many on the Right only advocate for "Clean Hands Conservatism". They advocate for the rule of law and the Constitution RIGHT up to the point they have to get their hands dirty or look like a big meanie to The New York Times.
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: Then they fold like a deck of cards. They hem and haw and say things like, "Well, I can be reasonable. What are we going to do? Put a huge wall on our border?! Ugh. That just seems so icky. And we can't just kick people out. Yuck!"
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"Trump can't change the 14th Amendment! The rule of law matters!"
and
"Just let the 30 million illegal immigrants stay here. Stop being so draconian." -Same person
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: The truth is, far too many on the Right only advocate for "Clean Hands Conservatism". They advocate for the rule of law and the Constitution RIGHT up to the point they have to get their hands dirty or look like a big meanie to The New York Times.
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Some of us have always advocated for protecting our border AND the Constitution. If you've only ever advocated for one of those and not the other, you're on some shaky ground now.
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: "Trump can't change the 14th Amendment! The rule of law matters!"
and
"Just let the 30 million illegal immigrants stay here. Stop being so draconian." -Same person
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For a half century, the GOP sided with the American Left and turned a blind eye to illegal immigration and national sovereignty. Trump can't change the 14th Amendment, but please don't act STUNNED when voters don't want to now hear "BUT THE CONSTITUTION!".
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: Some of us have always advocated for protecting our border AND the Constitution. If you've only ever advocated for one of those and not the other, you're on some shaky ground now.
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For a half century, the GOP sided with the American Left and turned a blind eye to illegal immigration and national sovereignty. Trump can't change the 14th Amendment, but please don't act STUNNED when voters don't want to now hear "BUT THE CONSTITUTION!".
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@NotDeadGlomar @JessicaV_CIS Would love to have her.
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@molratty @awstar11 @JesseKellyDC Meatloaf - when you're too lazy to tell your guests to leave.
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@molratty @awstar11 As if there are any.
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Who's a person who can come on my show tonight and discuss the 14th Amendment without boring my audience to tears? There has to be at least one.
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He just got there! Turns out the mob REALLY does not forget about FBI informants. https://twitter.com/worcestermag/status/1057307225679630341
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@sirensoIiIoquy Believe what? The data that's right in front of you? There's nothing to believe or not believe. Those are the facts. Some of the best warriors for liberty I know are women. But on a macro level, the facts are still there. There's nothing to "believe".
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Except I have tweeted about that several times. See, I'm the guy who won't let the Left bully me out of discussing simple truths just because they make people uncomfortable. Join me. https://twitter.com/realitycalls8/status/1057312320496508930
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Except not a single piece of American voting data backs up what you just said. Women don't vote Leftist because they want to be commies. Women vote Leftist because women instinctively seek out protection. And will empower (and grow) the government to be that protection. https://t.co/Tj7SXueDtY
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: Don't get mad at me for pointing about basic facts. Unless you want me to accuse you of being.....too emotional. Don't like it? Fix it. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1057312086701809664/photo/1
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Except not a single piece of American voting data backs up what you just said. Women don't vote Leftist because they want to be commies. Women vote Leftist because women instinctively seek out protection. And will empower (and grow) the government to be that protection. https://twitter.com/LanguidSkies/status/1057310420598513664
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Now that we're a couple days removed, allow me to say that if you said or even hinted it was the president's fault that 11 innocent people were slaughtered in a synagogue, you really have allowed yourself to become a piece of trash. Step away from politics and examine your life.
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Nice bat you have there. https://twitter.com/CassandraRules/status/1057308172648636417
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Merkel was terrific for showing the way for how to implement policies that would more quickly lead to the West's demise https://t.co/uv2AIx60mI
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Swam all the way from Bangladesh and couldn't make it across the Rio Grande. smh https://twitter.com/KABBFOX29/status/1057300517569904645
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@hboulware So I can sit there and watch you assault your cake like that? Hard pass.
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No. Just stop the women. ????
wodeolbj backwards
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@JesseKellyDC Problem w/ 19th isn't the answer to the question but the question itself. It's not "should women be able to vote?" Real question is: "should single individuals be able to vote?" No. Families should. "One family one vote." Led by husband if alive else mother. Weighted by fam size.
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@hboulware I won't be lectured by a frosting hater.
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OH SO NOW YOU LOVE THE CONSTITUTION LOGAN? https://twitter.com/beyondreasdoubt/status/1057302288660869120/photo/1
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Don’t tell me what to do. https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob1/status/1057301610492321792/photo/1
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What kind of sick freak hates frosting? https://twitter.com/hboulware/status/1057301823038590976
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4 hrs sleep + 20 oz Red Bull + 2 ginormous filled/frosted donuts = https://twitter.com/_David_Edward/status/1057280176185327616/photo/1
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@yesnicksearcy @GosnellMovie I'm going!
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His Twitter account constitutes prima facie evidence that @JesseKellyDC has not gone to see the @gosnellmovie after repeatedly assuring me that he would. https://t.co/GqnkcDqQEu
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PRO TIP: If you feel out of place during these boring constitutional law Twitter arguments, just throw in some Latin words. Makes you seem like you know what you're talking about. Ipso facto you do not. #BirthrightCitizenship
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PRO TIP: If you feel out of place during these boring constitutional law Twitter arguments, just throw in some Latin words. Makes you seem like you know what you're talking about. Ipso facto you do not. #BirthrightCitizenship
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In case you missed last night’s Jesse Kelly Show. We talked about the recovery of the stolen colon, Hugh Glass, Synagogue Shooting, and bellybutton removal. Listen here: https://www.spreaker.com/show/the-jesse-kelly-show
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@_HellzBellz @Spacebunny21 ?
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@JesseKellyDC Just tell the school officials there are only two genders and they won't want you.
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@ProducerKen Genius!
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The school just sent out an email request for 4th grade basketball coaches and I need someone to tell me how to hack into my wife's email and delete that before she sees it. I don't do well with the whining of other people's kids.
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? https://www.nationalreview.com/news/don-lemon-i-dont-see-democrats-killing-people-over-politics/
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Few things make me smirk like watching the American Left defend the Constitution when their entire platform is its destruction.
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It's not the 14th Amendment destroying America. It's the 19th.
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The human version of a toothache: https://twitter.com/johnkasich/status/1055547323814690816
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Agreed. That was a magnificent tweet by me. https://twitter.com/nwsltrMe/status/1057272879824420869
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Your mom doesn't deserve birthright citizenship.
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@molratty @pipandbaby https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1057268773118468096/photo/1
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@molratty @pipandbaby I am.
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Life is too short. Call someone today who you haven’t spoken to in a long time and ask them to borrow money.
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@ATLSAHM https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1057250886592946176/photo/1
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I’m going to be amazing today.
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Good morning, world. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1057241020478509061/photo/1
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Anybody gonna ask the question we’re all thinking? No? Fine. https://twitter.com/onlyinbos/status/1057093066245464064
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@adamcbest https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1057094570071207936/photo/1
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excuse me it's called taxation https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1056964344339152896
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Right. Also, be on the lookout for people just handing out $20 bills. https://twitter.com/FOX29philly/status/923632194869972999
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Absolutely not. We’re fighting aliens. Not talking about them behind their backs. https://twitter.com/wolffinthewild/status/1057060569042350080
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The Jesse Kelly Show starts now. I still don’t know what any of the radio buttons do so I push them all and pretend I’m on a spaceship firing lasers at aliens. Listen here: https://kprcradio.iheart.com https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1057059596983037953/photo/1
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To be an American Leftist is to luxuriate in the wealthiest country in the history of the world while constantly pretending you’re a martyr. https://twitter.com/cnn/status/1057044680083410946
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I'm fissure happy they found it. https://twitter.com/kcpolice/status/1057009008064774144
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Well, why not? We already have the WNBA. https://twitter.com/jazzshaw/status/1057040884351430656
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*squints*
Why would they nuke their own territory? https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/1056961755543293957
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Sorry https://twitter.com/heckyessica/status/1057029135795658753
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“Sorry you got offended when I was right.”
Those are the best apologies. My wife loves those. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1057028517949509634/photo/1
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As history has proven, a small well-armed force of rebels stands no chance against a powerful nation... https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/1056961755543293957
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Team with the most annoying fans:
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How about "Chickenhawk"? What does that mean to you, Max? https://twitter.com/MaxBoot/status/1056959886259638272
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People are crushing @juliaioffe for saying Trump has radicalized more people than ISIS when they should be praising her for being the first journo who found different historical monsters than “Nazis”. Way to think outside the box!
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I don't know what to do with "Trump has radicalized many more people than ISIS" besides note that too many journalists have taken to saying things they want to be true, or feel to be true, or think might be true, when those comments are obviously insane and ignorant.
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Thanks for reading. https://twitter.com/desertratasu/status/1057005599160823808
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What does "based" mean? I see this everywhere and I still don't know what it means. https://twitter.com/SteveStorey15/status/1057004065349980160
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Guess who's about to be invited on all the cable news shows... https://twitter.com/ABCPolitics/status/1056950894527307776
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My latest at @dcexaminer: "Because of the motive and obvious clarity of thought, the death penalty must be the answer to this crime."
Death penalty the only appropriate conclusion for Pittsburgh synagogue killer https://t.co/sgV4iPWDap
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Almost three years of community college. Check. Mate. https://twitter.com/sndhandsmoke/status/1057000573181087745
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In America today, "victim" has replaced "success" as the ultimate goal for far too many. It's bizarre. https://twitter.com/juliaioffe/status/1056865090450939908
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Christy's cancer scans are tomorrow. Prayers appreciated. We just kinda hit a pause button on life every three months and those scans become about the only thing that matters. Then life goes on. It's a never ending cycle always waiting to see if normalcy continues.
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Yet we've known for months that Stephen Miller ate glue in the third grade. https://twitter.com/RobProvince/status/1056979448459866112
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The last time a national tragedy brought us together was 9/11. It is Barack Obama’s fault. 8 years of his scorched earth, relentless politicking in the aftermath of a tragedy has brought us to where we are today. The knives come out instantly. The Obama Legacy. https://t.co/fw6mW5YvLj
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: Presidents and leaders of all kinds normalize behavior. For better or worse. Trump will leave behind a legacy as well. Some good. Some bad. But Barack Obama robbed America of a necessary grieving process. Now, Leftists think nothing of politicizing times when we should mourn.
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The last time a national tragedy brought us together was 9/11. It is Barack Obama’s fault. 8 years of his scorched earth, relentless politicking in the aftermath of a tragedy has brought us to where we are today. The knives come out instantly. The Obama Legacy. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1056945618789240833/photo/1
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After the Synagogue shooting leftists must be held accountable for promoting rabid antisemite @LouisFarrakhan.
Farrakhan called Jews “Satan,” compared Jews to parasites that must be exterminated & called Hitler a “great man.”
Here’s Obama, Clinton, Waters & Holder embracing him: https://t.co/92Sl8CuHPZ
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Once again, an obvious and easily provable fact is treated as some kind of bigotry by the media. It is impossible to have an honest conversation about immigration because simple truths are shunned. https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1056938218875174913
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Pundits and columnists would be wholly reliant on their own personal talent instead of the easy "Trump is the devil!" story line. Probably not a great idea for the journalism industry. https://twitter.com/GlennKesslerWP/status/1056885244199100417
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Somebody didn't think this hashtag through. #IAmUp
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@RLHeinrichs @MattWalshBlog You're also a woman though. We can hardly take your advice on food. You probably had pine nuts for breakfast.
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What's wrong with showing off? Nothing gets the ladies fired up like a date at Red Lobster. Gotta peacock a little.
Michael Berry
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Red Lobster is the Lexus to Long John Silver's Toyota. Same trash, just marked up for people who have a little extra coin and want to show off. https://t.co/n3E0bzInNx
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@RLHeinrichs @MattWalshBlog But not cheddar bay biscuit good. Not even close. You're blinded by your employee loyalty.
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Get out of here with this. Olive Garden wouldn't even EXIST if it wasn't for the senior citizen lunch rush after church on Sundays. They have good breadsticks and good italian dressing. That's it. https://twitter.com/HappyManor/status/1056923028074958848
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You're ugly. https://twitter.com/MattWalshBlog/status/1056922586351853570
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FACT: Red Lobster has the best mozzarella cheesesticks in America. And nobody knows about them. https://twitter.com/SteveStorey15/status/1056921567580446720
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@JesseKellyDC https://t.co/J0pljXD9xr
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lol
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I will no longer accept your repeated jabs at a great American institution like Red Lobster. Easily a top 5 restaurant in this country.
Michael Berry
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Please stick to Red Lobster reviews, Donny, you're out of your league on this subject. https://t.co/nqqP7qOzGa
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Name a better breakfast than a bacon, egg, and cheese bagel.
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: Not that it’s easy finding a decent bagel in Houston. As great as Texas food is, our bagel selection is flat out embarrassing. I think we lack a robust Jewish population. Even @josh_hammer left Houston.
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Chorizo is for breakfast tacos. Bacon is for bagels. It is known. https://twitter.com/jendubayevans/status/1056913606560960513
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Name a better breakfast than a bacon, egg, and cheese bagel.
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Good point. https://twitter.com/ibrahim_yilmaz/status/1056903858889338880
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Can I still like my own tweets? https://twitter.com/telegraph/status/1056860881869553664
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Good morning, world. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1056879683642499074/photo/1
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CC: @Kleenex https://twitter.com/cbsnews/status/1056765833031106560
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@CassandraRules Who is this?
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@CassandraRules https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1056767787748728832/photo/1
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@CassandraRules https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1056760735269822464/photo/1
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@CassandraRules We did it!
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Proud to share this victory with all the other #RedSox fans out there. Good work, team. #DoDamage
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PREDICTION: The Red Sox are going to win the World Series. #worldseries
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If you're wondering why media have suddenly characterized all criticism of George Soros as "anti-Semitism" (it's not), it's because they're desperate to avoid discussing the fact that Democrats have actively encouraged the most vile out-and-proud anti-Semites for years. https://t.co/epp0Dt0FqB
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@BobsFunGirl @NaughtyDerek This is working out fine.
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I swear I’m the only one having a blast.
DUMPSTERFIRE2020 🔥
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Seems like the only thing everyone agrees about is that everything is awful.
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Dude. The alleged “pens” are facilities and chain link partitions created under the Obama Administration. Seriously. https://t.co/BvbbU30qHa
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@aub_kelly https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1056724482205908993/photo/1
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@jenniferlee_75 You’re probably talking during the game and asking dumb questions.
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@jenniferlee_75 https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1056670531569836032/photo/1
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If I have to go to a white party, I’m wearing a white person hat. https://t.co/P0nhQnDQCJ
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: Just gorgeous https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1056667281697263617/photo/1
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Don’t screw it up. https://twitter.com/sheraoftexas/status/1056634269676658688
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The neighborhood women have scheduled an afternoon Fall Festival with pumpkin carving on a football Sunday because apparently I live in the whitest neighborhood in America.
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: If I have to go to a white party, I’m wearing a white person hat. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1056632503103053824/photo/1
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As I’ve been saying for a long time, every trained person should be carrying in their places of worship. Like schools, they are prime targets for monsters. You see me in church, I’m armed. And I’m not the only one in my church who is. Protect yourself at all times. https://twitter.com/ivanper4/status/1056577818006642688
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The neighborhood women have scheduled an afternoon Fall Festival with pumpkin carving on a football Sunday because apparently I live in the whitest neighborhood in America.
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Refreshing to see the media digging into anti-Semitism. I’m sure this will result in them running several stories on the anti-Semitism around the world and the root cause of 99% of it. Even in places like France. Unless of course this is all just a way to score anti-Trump points.
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: There are several places around the world where Jews live under constant threat. Virtually all those places have one thing in common. And it’s completely ignored by the media. In fact, it’s downright censored if someone tries to bring it up. Weird.
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Refreshing to see the media digging into anti-Semitism. I’m sure this will result in them running several stories on the anti-Semitism around the world and the root cause of 99% of it. Even in places like France. Unless of course this is all just a way to score anti-Trump points.
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If it was as hard to vote as it is to buy a gun, Democrats would never win another election. Count your blessings. https://twitter.com/nathanlerner/status/1056243395151175680
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??? https://twitter.com/consequence/status/1056312098555396096
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Good morning, world. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1056556593863712768/photo/1
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@realDonaldTrump Trump just dumps on LA. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1056393353485533184/photo/1
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The Marines have. https://twitter.com/usarmy/status/1056387634585591809
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Just a couple of dudes who storm through the regular season only to get crushed in the finals. https://twitter.com/rachel__nichols/status/1056310741920182272
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Currently waiting with the family in a two hour line for a haunted house that’s not going to scare anyone but Aubrey. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1056346914055249921/photo/1
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Here’s yesterday’s Jesse Kelly Show. It was amazing as always. https://www.spreaker.com/episode/16067546
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Then you’ve never experienced death and sadness. Those of us who have don’t say stupid things like that. There is a time for mourning. And it’s important. https://twitter.com/mark_melbin/status/1056314611442475008
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You’re the president. Just let the nation mourn. Just stand up there and say, “Hug your loved ones today. We’re very sad.” That’s all you have to say. You can’t bring anyone back to life.
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: And it’s sure not the time to start pushing your legislative agenda. Obama did it every time and I despise him for it. It’s disgusting. Just let people mourn. That’s all.
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The horrific politicization of every tragedy has not always been there. Of all the things I disdain about Obama’s presidency, that’s the part of his legacy I hate the most.
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: You’re the president. Just let the nation mourn. Just stand up there and say, “Hug your loved ones today. We’re very sad.” That’s all you have to say. You can’t bring anyone back to life.
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Find the more unifying message after a tragedy: https://t.co/NhRCbJNiiO
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: The horrific politicization of every tragedy has not always been there. Of all the things I disdain about Obama’s presidency, that’s the part of his legacy I hate the most.
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Find the more unifying message after a tragedy: https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1056313445505732608/photo/1
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Yesterday: We need to dial down the divisive political rhetoric.
Today: Every Republican who doesn’t want to ban guns is culpable.
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It’s a shame to watch Florida and Georgia fight like this. Especially when there’s such a fine example of what can happen when the two states come together. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1056307933699555330/photo/1
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Well. Looks like I found something better on TV this Saturday afternoon, than the FSU game: https://twitter.com/DeebsFLA/status/1056274747850477568/photo/1
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Here's to the men who dedicate their lives to fighting evil. Evil doesn't magically disappear. It is held at bay by brave men willing to risk it all. God be with the families of those police officers. Their watch has ended. #PittsburghShooting
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@danieltobin @JHolmsted @Im_ur_hklbry @BillJLibrary @ProfMJCleveland https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1056284082978598914/photo/1
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Bummer https://twitter.com/calebhowe/status/1056281738161348608
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@JHolmsted @danieltobin @Im_ur_hklbry @BillJLibrary @ProfMJCleveland I looked great.
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I have friends on the Pittsburgh PD. They have taken casualties today. They’re pros, some of the best cops around, but my heart aches for them right now.
God Bless the thin blue line & what they endure to keep us safe. https://t.co/UP0BMLH3uA
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Not so subtly blaming Trump in the midst of something like this is honestly the scummiest behavior. You should feel ashamed of what you are, Maggie. Examine yourself. https://twitter.com/maggienyt/status/1056204924965584897
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At least seven people have been confirmed dead in a Pittsburgh synagogue shooting, and two police officers have been shot. The shooter is confined in the third floor of the synagogue https://t.co/rldHevHSsX https://t.co/ltZqCMjYU6
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God have mercy.
Kassy Dillon
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Seven people have reportedly been killed by the gunman in the Pittsburg synagogue. One officer has been shot in the head.
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Pizza Woman President https://twitter.com/bfomebranch/status/1056186096424570886
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“Nobody is suggesting Trump is at fault, but here’s a few reasons he’s probably at fault.” https://twitter.com/newyorker/status/1056166249737129984
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@ComfortablySmug https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1056187852269256708/photo/1
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Not showing up to the party because libertarians have no friends https://twitter.com/LPNational/status/1055862078265876480
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Good morning, world. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1056174004837515265/photo/1
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Almost three years of community college credits. Show some respect. https://twitter.com/LibMuncher/status/1055976238806781952
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It’s Friday. It’s time for The Jesse Kelly Show. It’s an Ask Doctor Jesse Friday. Call in at 713-212-5950. Listen here: https://kprcradio.iheart.com https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1055973047671382019/video/1
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@wimberley_mom @jarms0327 Mr. Pickles???? https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1055964510962569217/photo/1
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@JesseKellyDC https://t.co/W6u86zPnsa
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@NevilleD35 It’s true and you know it.
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When they killed Patton. https://twitter.com/texaschance/status/1055958956005343234
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They know the baby won’t be theirs. https://twitter.com/sirensoiiioquy/status/1055954344116453377
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Pickup truck. Only four types of people buy sports cars.
-old men
-guys who think the Fast & Furious movies were decent
-hot but insane women who will leave you broke and run off with your father. https://t.co/3mVVn5cDpZ
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: Oh and I forgot gear heads. These car guys who can build their own engines are the exception.
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Pickup truck. Only four types of people buy sports cars.
-old men
-guys who think the Fast & Furious movies were decent
-hot but insane women who will leave you broke and run off with your father. https://twitter.com/batvega/status/1055821195478745088
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1. I used to sell RVs. 99% of gay guys have great credit. That’s not unique.
2. I thought lots of things were cool back in 1995 that are clearly no longer cool. You’d never buy a Miata today. https://twitter.com/benaksar/status/1055956560894136321
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I didn’t invent the advice game. I just perfected it. Jump on in. The water is warm. https://twitter.com/properopinion/status/1055955317018779648
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@NaughtyDerek https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1055954545921196037/photo/1
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Pretty cool car if you’re a teenage girl or one of the few gay men with bad credit and can’t afford something nice. https://twitter.com/redrewrite/status/1055949877170069509
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It’s Friday. The Doctor is now in session. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1055815343694852096/photo/1
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My moral is outstanding thank you very much. It’s Friday. https://twitter.com/rn_stephany/status/1055922335394525184
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I'm totally bummed the guy turned out to be a Trump supporter. I wanted him to be a Leftist so I could SAVAGE them for it.
Oh up yours. You feel the same. I'm just the one who said it. #MAGABomber
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@DLoesch Dana, it’s Florida. They have bigger problems.
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Everybody is all whiny about the state of things but days like today are the BEST. Just absolute anarchy. Puts a big smile on my face.
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Shaun King is in Sweden?
Back To Nature
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A rare white reindeer was recently spotted near Mala, Sweden. https://t.co/pThfzNK9m9
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PREDICTION: This bomb guy is going to be some nutjob in his 50s who lives in a crappy van.
10/25/18 12:45 pm
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Absolutely not. https://twitter.com/aub_kelly/status/1055876477860962306
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@kayftl @DeebsFLA https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1055879556798836736/photo/1
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@TheSleepyRebel Good grief
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Can’t believe they were able to track down this criminal mastermind. https://twitter.com/jordanschachtel/status/1055873652493836296
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This guy was actually driving around in a comments section https://twitter.com/thereal_mo01/status/1055844641952665600
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@MollyJongFast Wait, we’re not including Mountain Dew I hope.
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#NailedIt
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My theory is that it’s a young guy. Maybe in his 20s. Apolitical. Mentally unstable. I have no facts to back this up. It’s just a theory. https://t.co/4oCHWXKw6U
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@Tattytats @TRHLofficial Oh boy. Here we go.
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I don’t want to play Monday morning quarterback, but if law enforcement has followed my strict “Arrest every person with more than two bumper stickers” policy, this would never have happened. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1055871982879805440/photo/1
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The suspect is a Native American Trump supporter and he didn't target Elizabeth Warren? I'm skeptical.
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.@DPRK_News to avoid naming US bombing suspect Cesar Sayoc, 56, of Davie Florida, so as not to glorify him or provide him with publicity.
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Me trying to get a fitted sheet on the bed: https://twitter.com/Julio_Rosas11/status/1055846623891333120/video/1
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See? You’re already shouting. https://twitter.com/AmericanHere/status/1055867750281830403
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You date Florida girls. https://twitter.com/nonkompismentis/status/1055859920501911554
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Date the blonde. Marry the brunette. Fear the redhead. https://twitter.com/steviestevelife/status/1055826074431455232
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Wilt for sure could. Mickey Mantle. Jim Brown. https://twitter.com/chowdahhead4/status/1055819126730563584
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I don’t speak Spanish. https://twitter.com/ambientsteve/status/1055822167508705280
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Meh. It’s fine. But bright colors look better on women. I don’t want to make out with a witch. https://twitter.com/heckyessica/status/1055822225180426241
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Every single woman on the planet gets hotter with red lipstick on. https://twitter.com/11myjam/status/1055819482566926337
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Women drivers https://twitter.com/okelfast/status/1055820123771158528
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They don’t really bother me. Everyone has to make a living and put food on the table. If you can do that by being hot, more power to you.
James Swick
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@JesseKellyDC Are the random scantily clad chicks asking to “tell me something I don’t know” here on Twitter looking for actual worldly knowledge? Or are they just Twitter skanks?
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Candy corn. https://twitter.com/gypsyglutton/status/1055819473939320834
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I don’t drive a minivan. https://twitter.com/biotechskeptic/status/1055817054798913542
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There’s no reason to ever own a crotch rocket unless you’re into the girls who like crotch rockets. Those are....wild girls. https://twitter.com/octoberrust0713/status/1055817485126115328
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Only the good ones. Lots of questions suck. Lots of people try to be the joke. https://twitter.com/happyhelen/status/1055815923242819584
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Something tells me I’ll be unimpressed with how CBS portrays Navy SEALS. https://twitter.com/deputy_vanhalen/status/1055815522120622086
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My theory is that it’s a young guy. Maybe in his 20s. Apolitical. Mentally unstable. I have no facts to back this up. It’s just a theory. https://twitter.com/trhlofficial/status/1055817033022103552
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As a general rule, I’m a free market guy and I hate tariffs. BUT freed trade agreements aren’t necessarily free trade. They’re business contracts. If Trump negotiates new ones in our favor, good for us. https://twitter.com/cjmaxwell24/status/1055816668738453505
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Caesar. One of the greatest men who ever lived. https://twitter.com/bd_howell/status/1055815979723309056
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The bombs had a purpose. Exploding wasn’t the purpose. https://twitter.com/popup82/status/1055815516588257280
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It’s Friday. The Doctor is now in session. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1055815343694852096/photo/1
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Europe has been remade. It happened because Europeans were too weak and afraid to step up, stand for something, and speak uncomfortable truths. Now they cower before their new masters. https://twitter.com/amaramarasingam/status/1055522513042714625
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Good morning, world. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1055798468621549568/photo/1
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Embrace the freedom of your enemies to speak their minds or be trampled under foot when the rage mob comes for you. I want everyone to speak. https://twitter.com/littlerhody16/status/1055680095992639488
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@WaltzingMtilda Good grief.
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The world has been waiting with bated breath. https://twitter.com/abc/status/1055673653478727681
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Cool! Way to go Alex!
Pete Sessions
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I am proud to say that Alex now works as a greeter at @HomeDepot and is thriving. I encourage all employers to include a person who may have a disability in their #workplace. I am sure you will see, just as I have, that their abilities far outnumber their #disability. https://t.co/9PNlh3HTLz
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Part of me really has to smirk at how one of these mixes with the other three. https://twitter.com/ekp/status/1055646847690141696
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Driver’s education now features a rigorous “Woman backing up in the grocery store parking lot” level. Gotta be on your toes. https://twitter.com/KPRC2/status/1055620162337079297/video/1
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The truth is not whatever you want to to be and it’s sure not based on how you “feel”.
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Probably gonna be a bit. https://twitter.com/mrcanuhemi/status/1055658897674063872
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Blackface was white people painting themselves black to degrade and mock black people. Megyn Kelly was talking about dressing up as Diana Ross because she admired her. You know all this of course. But the race-hustle doesn’t stop to worry about the truth. https://twitter.com/aishatyler/status/1055602549623943168
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So is a Avenatti still a presidential hopeful? https://twitter.com/SuperAndrea/status/1055643249589739520/photo/1
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It would have been the ultimate mic drop. https://twitter.com/judiusa45/status/1055629249493659649
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This is from today's Jesse Kelly Show. It's what Megyn Kelly SHOULD have said in her apology: https://www.spreaker.com/e/BEmczC5Tq57
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They’re all available on iheart here: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/390-the-jesse-kelly-sho-29962174/ https://twitter.com/jamesbbarnes16/status/1055619301993005057
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I do what I can. I’ll post that but later. https://twitter.com/davidmc7557/status/1055616835201183744
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?Pretty sure my bosses are on the line with my producer. https://twitter.com/XsmallJay/status/1055612819046129664
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The Jesse Kelly Show starts now. I...have thoughts. . Listen here: https://kprcradio.iheart.com https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1055609927601922048/photo/1
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But otherwise, he's looking strong
Matt Mackowiak
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Beto is losing the male vote, the female vote, the absentee vote and the early vote.
#txsen https://t.co/DcYPS98Rfq
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Savage https://twitter.com/huffpost/status/1055602472302116870
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... I'd like to report a murder https://twitter.com/LevineJonathan/status/1055592264922292225/photo/1
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Let’s be honest here, after the last 48 hours of news coverage, some people are going to look very dumb if none of those bombs turn out to be bombs. Every threat should be taken seriously, but maybe don’t go all in with the “WE’RE UNDER ATTACK” coverage quite so early. https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1055598138030022664
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If Democrats take control of the House, (they won’t because of the Kavanaugh farce), they’ll spend the next two years reminding the voters they have no plan outside of “STOP TRUMP!”
Josh Dawsey
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What happens if Democrats subpoena Trump's tax returns? Newt Gingrich says it will have to go to the Supreme Court, and "we'll see if the Kavanaugh fight was worth it." https://t.co/2LLAb9MhEi
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Caravan thoughts:
1. If you’re fleeing your country to live in mine, leave your flag.
2. It’s ok to apply for asylum.
3. Many won’t get it.
4. I fear that many will try coming in illegally if they don’t get asylum.
5. The caravan funding is sketchy.
6. Convenient timing.
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Does anyone else think it's weird that the background to NBC News' Twitter account is a picture of the caravan? https://t.co/w9WF2PYxPb
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Straight Republican. There were a few down ballot Dems I could've considered before the Kavanaugh fiasco, but no more. #GaPol https://t.co/r2sJTtcSnu
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But you’ll only get in trouble if you hand out one of those at Halloween. https://twitter.com/fact/status/1055565169584156674
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NBC News wants you to believe that they want @megynkelly gone because of her insensitive but since repented blackface remarks. Don’t believe that cover story. This is about Kelly’s #MeToo coverage and willingness to take NBC authorities to task. https://t.co/wuqPEa9iZE
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Has anyone checked on Robert Mueller?
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It won't matter. Gritty will still eat their souls while they sleep. https://twitter.com/billy_penn/status/1055553860880744448
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@_David_Edward Lololol. Dead
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Quasi blasphemy laws in Europe. What could go wrong? https://twitter.com/RitaPanahi/status/1055560466259308544/photo/1
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This will make your day https://twitter.com/RitaPanahi/status/1055441884464599040
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Diana Ross is black. https://twitter.com/how_eye_roll/status/1055557229980606464
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Saying girls want to dress up as Diana Ross for Halloween because Diana Ross is awesome is not racism. If you think it is, you are pillow-soft and you're going to have a hard life. https://twitter.com/delwilliams/status/1055548154689605633
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“Guys, a crime was committed.”
“Can we include Trump somehow?”
“It happened at a hotel he owns!”
“Print it. Put that in the headline.” https://t.co/YQihqi9KkI
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We don't deserve dogs. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1055534814810517507/photo/1
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I'm upset about the politically correct culture of overly-sensitive losers that are watering down a country built on toughness and individual will. It has nothing to do with Megyn Kelly. I also defended Alex Jones. I defend free speech. Even speech that makes you uncomfortable. https://twitter.com/rebellions/status/1055526717018783745
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Think about how much of a loser you have to be to hear what Megyn Kelly actually said and think it was racist? I mean, that is weapons-grade loser.
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I’m old enough to remember when the President’s son received a package with white powder in his home.
That package was opened & the powder released onto his wife who was hospitalized. It included a note that said “You get what you deserve.”
It was a 2 hour news cycle
No outrage
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Yeah, that's why. https://twitter.com/darnoldswife/status/1055521825231396864
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That's what I'm hearing to. I'd really just like some accurate information. Instead, it feels like the media is celebrating the possibility of finally being the martyrs they pretend to be. https://twitter.com/FHamster28/status/1055521252352376833
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Okay but were they real? Why can we not have real information? Not whiny "THE PRESS IS UNDER ATTACK!!" wishcasting. Were they explosive and designed to go off or not? https://twitter.com/HuffPost/status/1055519460797374464
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Good. Swetnick is a fraud and should go to jail. Avenatti should be disbarred at a minimum. https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1055508365483352064
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If a Halloween costume offends you, you need to toughen up. Sorry, but there are real problems in this world. Your feel feelz are unimportant.
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@andylassner Sucks to see Chrissy Teigen lower herself like that.
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@JesseKellyDC Megyn Kelly gets tossed year 1.
Secret-button-under-the-desk Lauer gets tens of millions of dollars over decades.
Seems about right.
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Next to their takeover of public education, the most dangerous thing the Leftists have done in this country is make the corporate world bend the knee. https://twitter.com/townhallcom/status/1055508040923930627
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CC: @KamalaHarris
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Texas People,
Iheartradio is having a party at their headquarters November 2nd. I’m allowed to bring five people and a guest. If you’re interested, send me a private message.
You’re welcome,
Jesse
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Coming up now on @NRATV with @stinchfield1776. I'm not wearing pants. Watch here: https://www.nratv.com/streams/nratv
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@MissMandi00 Correct. They can all bring a guest.
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Texas People,
Iheartradio is having a party at their headquarters November 2nd. I’m allowed to bring five people and a guest. If you’re interested, send me a private message.
You’re welcome,
Jesse
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Good morning, world. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1055445856520994816/photo/1
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From fed source: “complete hoaxes” multiple wires when they only needed one. Reports of cell phones being involved was false. So no intention of harm. Now the questions. Dry run, or a false flag from the right or left trying to mess over the other side?
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@_wintergirl93 I wish I’d thought that through.
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@JamesHasson20 Your mom does.
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I’m huge https://twitter.com/joe_bergeron/status/1055307887503986688
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@kebejay I hope you feel bad about yourself
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@TheSleepyRebel You’re not a good person
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I liked beer. I still like beer.
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Stage 2: Anger https://twitter.com/slate/status/1055280995925217281
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@LittleMsOpinion Don’t start.
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Almost three years of community college credits. So joke is on you. https://twitter.com/ericawarner16/status/1055258990077198336
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@ChelieinTX @col_potter94 @CalebHowe https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1055259049237843968/photo/1
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Appreciate that. But I really don’t have a bad picture. Every angle works. https://twitter.com/calton/status/1055258007947235328
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@col_potter94 @CalebHowe He’s fine. There’s good nutrition in the peel.
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Not really https://twitter.com/adammikulis/status/1055253972758355968
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Yes, but you’re all one episode of ‘This Is Us’ from being unhappy again. https://twitter.com/orman_sharon/status/1055247192280195072
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I know the guy personally. There’s no place else I’d go to buy a weapon. Or shoot a weapon. https://twitter.com/dabearsk35/status/1055245881472094209
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Look peasant, everyone knows real blessings are material things. https://twitter.com/schrodangus/status/1055226907950809088
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Sadly, this is true. Even though I have this huge intellect and an IQ of like 220, I suck at Wheel of Fortune. I have no idea why. https://twitter.com/aub_kelly/status/1055242939151073280
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Get down to @FullArmorFAF. Guy has some of the coolest custom gun builds I’ve ever seen. https://twitter.com/pace_coach/status/1055237691573444609
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Custom-made. Titanium. Weighs 5 pounds. I’m in love. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1055236779350155264/photo/1
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#Blessed https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1055222613314809856/photo/1
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I wonder if the NRA is thinking, “FINALLY, one they won’t try to pin on us.”
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I do what I can. https://twitter.com/cmpblacksheep/status/1055196302030659586
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Well, I don’t like to brag. https://twitter.com/fulltimenydad/status/1055193366655393798
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CC: @JacksonLeeTX18 https://twitter.com/velvel2/status/1055194684039917568
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Trump comes out strongly condemning the violence and this is the Democrat response. Leftism is truly sick. https://twitter.com/msnbc/status/1055192562418569221
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Russia is going to risk war with us to send a few poorly constructed bombs to Democrats? Come on with this nonsense. https://twitter.com/rayinsaintpaul/status/1055171603015774208
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Federal agents say they are working on the theory that it's one group, or one person. Also...the fact that none of them detonated is more significant than people may realize. I am told that's a "huge clue".
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I’m seeing some people point out the ISIS logo on at least one of the bombs. I’ll just say, ISIS bombs go off. Doesn’t smell right at all.
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@SethAMandel https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1055169961747013632/photo/1
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(THREAD)
A few observations from a former bomb disposal officer (i.e. Me):
1. Proper pipe bombs don't have wires connected to both ends. That's dumb.
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Ugh. https://twitter.com/audrey38154453/status/1055168023475224576
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I don’t like feeling like someone is intentionally sowing chaos in our country. And that’s how it feels. Stay calm. Ignore most news programs because they want you panicked and tuned in. Will be interesting to see how this turns out.
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: REMINDER: People gain money and power from chaos. They do it by taking advantage of panicked masses.
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Not in any way what I wrote. I was separating the politician from the man. The article was one long compliment to Trump’s political skills. https://twitter.com/battyblogger/status/1055165293712957441
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I don’t like feeling like someone is intentionally sowing chaos in our country. And that’s how it feels. Stay calm. Ignore most news programs because they want you panicked and tuned in. Will be interesting to see how this turns out.
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@JesseKellyDC I am not particularly fond of Trump but this article is spot on. Like:
"He is CONSTANTLY playing offense and forcing his opponents to play his game on his terms."
True.
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"Donald Trump is the greatest politician in American history. Keep in mind, I did not say he was the greatest president, greatest person, or my personal favorite."
Another great piece from @JesseKellyDC
https://t.co/jhpb4TGbyG
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"Losing my voice" https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1054596030795264000
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When it comes to campaigning, Trump is the GOAT. https://iamjessekelly.com/2018/10/24/trump-is-the-greatest-politician-ever/
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https://www.gofundme.com/6av6lp4
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Also true. It's the same in politics. It's why 99% of the men and Italian women always have a fresh shave. You trust someone more if they don't have facial hair. https://twitter.com/tcal1961/status/1055147737740726272
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"high school" is two words. https://twitter.com/KleebsM/status/1055146844056051712
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True. But pharma sales is different because most doctors are men and their wives aren't in the room when the pharma sale is being pitched. Hence, the women in pharma sales generally look like bikini models. https://twitter.com/jonestownjammer/status/1055145809312833536
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This is 100% true. 95% of people in certain retail sales fields (cars, RVs, boats, etc.) are men or old women. Hot women struggle in those fields because wives often make the major financial decision's in today's America. https://twitter.com/MilitaryRosary/status/1055144242497155072
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BREAKING: Women hate a woman they think is hotter than them. Story at 11. https://twitter.com/DelishDotCom/status/1055116483565633536
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Ok, now I’m furious. You ok @KamalaHarris? Let me know if you need anything. Or call me or whatever. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1055134955137912832/photo/1
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I just hate how all these bombs and caravans and political angst is constantly stealing the spotlight off of me.
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@AJA_Cortes Samw https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1055129071313739776/photo/1
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@andylassner My Twitter account is the bomb.
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Kinda sad that just 15 years ago a bomb scare like this would've caused us to immediately suspect our international enemies and today we immediately assume it's our fellow Americans.
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I have a solution, Ben. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1055117459945070592/photo/1
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It’s generally hard to just Google an address. However, if you know the city or neighborhood a famous person lives in, then it’s not Hard to use Google Maps to cross reference paparazzi photos of a home. This is how stalkers and robbers use TMZ & Daily Mail to target celebrities. https://t.co/SGXjtB6IFw
Jesse Kelly
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HONEST QUESTION: How does one even find the addresses of these powerful people? Am I just really old and it’s something simple for young, computer-savvy people to do? Seems like it should be difficult to find the Clinton/Obama addresses.
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Joey Backinchains is back.
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George Wallace. The Democrat who stood in the schoolhouse door trying to keep black kids from going to white schools. The Democrat... https://t.co/nZL7n937nX
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HONEST QUESTION: How does one even find the addresses of these powerful people? Am I just really old and it’s something simple for young, computer-savvy people to do? Seems like it should be difficult to find the Clinton/Obama addresses.
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I agree with President Obama 100%! https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1054874705491120133/video/1
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I’m coming up right now with @JonJustice and @AndrewLeeTCNT on #TCNT
Listen here: https://twincitiesnewstalk.iheart.com
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An actual literal effort to wipe out a large portion of the GOP congressional contingent was, essentially, about a 36-hour news story. https://t.co/jF2wVeU07s
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Nathan Bedford Forrest, the Democrat and first grand wizard of the KKK. https://t.co/gi3Z7WdnzT
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Nathan Bedford Forrest, the Democrat and first grand wizard of the KKK. https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1055086278943875074
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Absolute madness. Dial it down you psychos. But I fear it will not be dialed down. https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1055086026698473472
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Served in Iraq with some Guatemalans. Tiny dudes. I’m talking they’re all like 5’ tall. But unlike most foreign troops we met, they were tough as nails. And they had some....strict laws when it came to riots. This might get ugly. https://twitter.com/dailymail/status/1055029164686917633
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Good morning, world. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1055078238547046403/photo/1
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Sup https://twitter.com/lustropico/status/1054924230301638657
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Weird how a simple fact has all these Leftists upset. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1054921490259427329/photo/1
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Journalists hating facts like “George Wallace was a Democrat” and “We’re a republic” is pretty telling about the current state of American journalism. https://twitter.com/ben_geier/status/1054916505912127489
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The Jesse Kelly Show starts now. It’s time for some hard parenting advice. Don’t let your son wear nail polish. Listen here: https://kprcradio.iheart.com https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1054885109168398336/photo/1
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Well, is it? https://twitter.com/dtn44/status/1054877125570744320
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Hey #PrayerWarriors we are praying for Velma who is 90 and has end stage cancer. May God relieve her pain & take her home into his grace.
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*Corps https://twitter.com/beaverhausenish/status/1054870680146198530
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I’ll take that as a “maybe”. https://twitter.com/keel64s/status/1054870012492726273
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@skr52562 https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1054867507129937922/photo/1
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@jennarmathias I really am. Still sore over it.
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We’re not going to litigate again how weird it is that you have your funeral music planned out like you’re Ramses II. Just don’t.
Michael Berry
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Member when they played that Elvis version of My Way & was belting it out like the crooner I am? That DID set me off on creating a mental ranking of the top 3 versions of that song of all time. https://t.co/n9yC50IdiR
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@StickeeNotes The obvious exception that proves the rule.
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I don’t care if you watch football. Just don’t watch it with me. I can’t answer all your questions AND enjoy the game. https://twitter.com/jennarmathias/status/1054865302083768320
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George Wallace. The Democrat who stood in the schoolhouse door trying to keep black kids from going to white schools. The Democrat... https://www.cnn.com/2018/10/23/politics/biden-compares-trump-george-wallace/index.html
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Dude, come say hi next time. And @MichaelBerrySho is rarely in deep thought. He was probably mentally browsing Elvis tunes. https://twitter.com/attackzach85/status/1054864441072738304
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Thanks for reading. https://twitter.com/madbev14/status/1054863089412268038
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Women cut their hair short because their vicious friends are trying to eliminate competition.
-“I’m thinking about chopping all my hair off.”
-“OMG you totally should!! You’d look so cute!!!” <turns away for evil grin> https://twitter.com/outtaboro/status/1054861955473793024
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@LSUGUY_TX There’s some truth to this. She’s a dime.
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Y'all remember in The Devil's Advocate when Satan convinces Keanu's wife to cut her hair real short as part of his plan to destroy her psychologically?
That's how it goes every time. https://t.co/7HHWtX6xGb
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That doesn’t count as short. That’s fine. I’m talking about these women who walk into the salon and say, “Give me that Mr. Rogers look.” https://t.co/HDwlBfnzxu
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That doesn’t count as short. That’s fine. I’m talking about these women who walk into the salon and say, “Give me that Mr. Rogers look.” https://twitter.com/aliasnestor1/status/1054857133844561920
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Calm down. https://twitter.com/kirstenpowers/status/1054824232444743681
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@davereaboi It might be time to stop lifting, Dave. When we met in DC last week, it looked like you could bench press planet earth.
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CC: @NevilleD35 https://twitter.com/politicsofamy/status/1054854722140614656
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@david29229835 Lololol. Different strokes for different folks.
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Of course women with short hair offends me. I’m a guy. https://twitter.com/highfives4lyfe/status/1054854052838866946
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@mikendakota @aub_kelly Thanks
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“Trump has no evidence there are middle easterners in the migrant caravan. Now let’s check in on how notorious gang-rapist Brett Kavanaugh is doing on the Supreme Court.”
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Teach your son to live in the real world. Not Daddy’s world of genderless make-believe. You did abuse him. Your own insanity is now harming your son. For the sake of that precious boy, get it fixed. https://twitter.com/daddyfiles/status/1054844716435623942
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You encouraged your precious son to wear nail polish to school. He was not abused by other children. He was abused by his father. Shame on you. https://twitter.com/daddyfiles/status/1054527579204530176
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@SeanParnellUSA @BuckSexton @greekkid31 If you’d like to book Jesse for something, please forward all requests through his agent. Thank you very much.
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@BruceBartlett Here for the ratio. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1054795102114131968/photo/1
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@yesnicksearcy @KurtSchlichter @GosnellMovie Ok. This is getting out of hand. I’m going this week!
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Immigration matters. Immigration should be tightly controlled and the priority should always be what is best for the nation. Not the immigrant. Culture matters. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1054775106960994304/photo/1
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Maybe journalism would be doing better if they weren’t so focused on looking out for journalism. https://twitter.com/johnavlon/status/1054443878466629633
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Best. Video. Ever. https://twitter.com/BBC/status/972381291143249920
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@sirensoIiIoquy @kayftl The destruction of my dreams.
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@kayftl Well she wasn’t prioritizing being hot. That’s for sure.
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I am broken. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1054769750562107392/photo/1
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@sawmilltaters @Matthew213 https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1054768613708640258/photo/1
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@sawmilltaters A fortune teller.
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When achievement is too hard, an excuse is always within arm’s length.
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@SeanParnellUSA @KurtSchlichter Shut up, Sean.
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@KurtSchlichter I don’t like to brag.
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@NevilleD35 @sirensoIiIoquy Hey Neville, let me introduce you to Neville. He’s the guy who responded to something SPECIFICALLY about Trump. Now he’s saying “It’s not about Trump. Go defend the King”. You two should link up. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1054758249084252162/photo/1
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I’d never argue that. It’s the media, Democrats, and race-hustlers like you who know you can make a buck off of the oppression Olympics. https://twitter.com/owillis/status/1054755186177175554
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@NevilleD35 @sirensoIiIoquy I guess Trump’s 47% approval among Hispanics must mean he’s the least racist ever then? I mean, if approval ratings are how we determine racism.
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@NevilleD35 @sirensoIiIoquy Yep. I’m fine going there. Especially since King has been crushed for that endorsement. Look, if you want to find racism somewhere, you’re gonna. But this argument the GOP has a racism problem and blacks voting Dem proves it, is a bad argument.
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@sirensoIiIoquy @NevilleD35 I can’t imagine... https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1054753166250496000/photo/1
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@NevilleD35 Thinking something makes it true?
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@NevilleD35 What numbers are those? You think voting numbers mean one side is racist. I mean, that’s a take I guess. A ridiculous take, but a take.
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@NevilleD35 And I’d completely disagree. To whatever extent bigotry still exists, it’s spread around evenly with the dumbest amongst us. It doesn’t have a party.
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@NevilleD35 I guess I’ll just have to take your word for that. Cause all I’ve see is widespread acceptance of anyone willing to join the team. And I’ve seen MULTIPLE instances when racists were rejected at the door and told to leave.
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“A large portion of Trump voters are racist.” is the laziest, snobbiest bunch of sour grapes I’ve heard. Unsurprisingly it comes from the Leftist media and the now-rejected Invertebrate GOP.
Jesse Kelly
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: There are a million reasons you can choose to reject Trumpism. But “They’re racist!” is just pathetic. There’s no backing for that at all. Trump has a higher percentage of black support than the traditional GOP.
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@NevilleD35 You think that proves the GOP is racist? That’s flatly absurd. People are people. There aren’t any more racists on the Right than the Left.
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Somebody better tell all the minorities in MAGA hats I saw at the Trump rally yesterday. If they only knew the grave danger they were in... https://t.co/eB6i5NXKA8
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: “A large portion of Trump voters are racist.” is the laziest, snobbiest bunch of sour grapes I’ve heard. Unsurprisingly it comes from the Leftist media and the now-rejected Invertebrate GOP.
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@JesseKellyDC https://twitter.com/Feisty_FL/status/1054027820802957314
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Somebody better tell all the minorities in MAGA hats I saw at the Trump rally yesterday. If they only knew the grave danger they were in... https://twitter.com/davidafrench/status/1054562934251241473
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If you have a moment could you please say a prayer for my little one? He’s in misery and can’t get into the specialist until Monday. Thank you so much ??
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Good morning, world. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1054741682158071808/photo/1
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We have a fatherhood crisis in America. I’m trying to think what my dad would have done to me if I’d told him I was traumatized by an election. <shivers> It would have been ugly. https://twitter.com/dailymail/status/1054509228969418752
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“If you like your plan, you can keep your plan.” https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1054478213450104832
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Thanks. https://twitter.com/RespectableLaw/status/1054460425109159937
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@EdBrookover Big teddy bear, Ed. You know.
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“A sad thing happened last week. I can no longer call Elizabeth Warren ‘Pocahontas’ because she has no Indian blood.” -Trump
Crowd eating it up.
Jesse Kelly
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: Rally is all done. Sorry for those of you I didn’t get to meet. Great time.
P.S. I’m not unfriendly and you’re obvious when you’re taking pictures. Just say hello for Pete’s sake.
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Mostly me.
Cary Cheshire
@CaryCheshireTX
Looks like I missed out on tweeting about the biggest celebrities sans-@realDonaldTrump to make it the #MAGARally , @JesseKellyDC and @MichaelBerrySho ! https://t.co/JzvaVeJVTQ
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@aub_kelly https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1054535980353490945/photo/1
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Dude is masterful at working the crowd.
Jesse Kelly
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: “A sad thing happened last week. I can no longer call Elizabeth Warren ‘Pocahontas’ because she has no Indian blood.” -Trump
Crowd eating it up.
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“CNN SUCKS!” chant went on for about a minute.
Jesse Kelly
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: Dude is masterful at working the crowd.
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Crowd went crazy for Trump and me. https://t.co/5TYepR6xkV
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: “CNN SUCKS!” chant went on for about a minute.
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Cruz throwing out several red meat lines at the #TrumpHouston rally. None got even close to the response of “Build The Wall”.
Jesse Kelly
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: Crowd went crazy for Trump and me. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1054524739941789696/video/1
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Cruz is still a hit. Disappointed he didn’t skateboard though. https://t.co/1F6ZkQim2p
Jesse Kelly
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: Cruz throwing out several red meat lines at the #TrumpHouston rally. None got even close to the response of “Build The Wall”.
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Lara Trump, understandably popular. https://t.co/NN1MfDKWyO
Jesse Kelly
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: Cruz is still a hit. Disappointed he didn’t skateboard though. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1054520364083134464/video/1
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This guy at Trump's Houston rally is a damn American hero
?????? https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1054512090944323584/video/1
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I mean, wow https://t.co/OzNaW0j2q8
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: Lara Trump, understandably popular. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1054514280085766145/photo/1
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Some seriously beautiful people here. Trump has an attractive crowd.
Jesse Kelly
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: I mean, wow https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1054510248810242048/photo/1
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Trump rally is going wild for Greg Abbott. https://t.co/QGT3LB6Fga
Jesse Kelly
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: Some seriously beautiful people here. Trump has an attractive crowd.
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Trump rally is going wild for Greg Abbott. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1054507687722057728/video/1
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The party is here. Say hi next time. ? https://twitter.com/BeccaAdams1980/status/1054494511303479296
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Easily New York City. But it’s also pretty much my favorite city. Not sure what that says about me. https://twitter.com/tpcarney/status/1054450683921997825
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Has anyone in the caravan explained why they are marching with the Honduran flag? https://twitter.com/jimgeraghty/status/1054434383413891072/photo/1
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Univision Reporter Embedded With Caravan Says He Has Met Migrants From Known Terrorist Hotspot Secretly Traveling With Them
WOW
https://t.co/VnMKCTA2od https://t.co/8ixlmAhKF0
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I don’t want this election to end. Then these won’t stop.
Michael Berry
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Beto is REALLY Bad for Texas. For the full video, which is too long for Twitter, go to my FB page. @michellemalkin @seanhannity @marklevinshow @tedcruz @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/T4eBUBsNru
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@wimberley_mom You’re welcome.
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“Don’t drink from the same cup as Mommy.” https://twitter.com/slate/status/1053849650816532480
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@NevilleD35 *handsomess
Jesse Kelly
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: @NevilleD35 I don’t think that’s a word. But I made it up.
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NobodyNeville 🇯🇲🇺🇸🇺🇦
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@JesseKellyDC You'll be the tallest person in the room, so I'm sure he'll seek you out
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@NevilleD35 *handsomess
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@JesseKellyDC Wear the shirt you wore to the Kavanaugh protests and it might happen.
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I left it at home. Crap!
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Wonder if Trump is going to get the chance to meet me tonight. https://twitter.com/dcexaminer/status/1054180567997206528
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NobodyNeville 🇯🇲🇺🇸🇺🇦
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@JesseKellyDC Agreed. Only Dem to win consecutive majorities since FDR, that means something.
Jesse Kelly
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@NevilleD35 People can’t set aside their hatred for the man and look at him objectively. Many do the same with Trump.
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@JesseKellyDC Why would someone believe Obama has no talent I wonder... it ain't easy getting elected President twice. Bad pol, but talented guy I'd say.
Jesse Kelly
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@NevilleD35 Super talented. To say otherwise is absurd.
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But Obama was a two term President. I’m not debating Beto’s merits. He’s trash. I’m telling you he’s a talent to watch out for. After he gets crushed in the Senate race, keep your eye on him. https://twitter.com/ryano3232_ryan/status/1054395160837144576
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@yesnicksearcy @GosnellMovie I’m going this week!
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I don’t know that that is. But I assume this is a vicious burn. https://twitter.com/patriot_musket/status/1054393178386653184
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.@JesseKellyDC truly is a gift to mankind.
This is a GREAT segment, you need to watch it.
Jesse Kelly
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In case you missed me debating a lib on Fox News yesterday. I crack myself up. https://t.co/jn5kefSOm4
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@yesnicksearcy @GosnellMovie I’m going. I’m going. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1054392109661372416/photo/1
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In case you missed me debating a lib on Fox News yesterday. I crack myself up. https://urldefense.proofpoint.com/v2/url?u=https-3A__video.foxnews.com_v_5851581658001_-3Fplaylist-5Fid-3D926093635001-23sp-3Dshow-2Dclips&d=DwQF-g&c=GC0NZZhaEw6GOQSjMHI2g15k_drElRoPmOYiK2k0eZ8&r=P1q8e48ehzP-T2NhvvZ5zrF2jV2afhqaW1QjVeln1Ok&m=c0pnq-b467loFEkNVALKFG7D61WGLEBr5B9xMakiZDc&s=hEZaM44KfZaVfae1L5Vi03UW0ECb59afJmlRvuC4wvo&e=
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Democrats create most of their own problems (See: The Kavanaugh Debacle), but wow do they also have some awful luck. 5-10 thousand illegals are going to show up on our Southern border right before the midterms and they're the party of open borders. Oof. https://t.co/kTW1CmVpXf
Jesse Kelly
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: I guess there's a school of thought that says the media will go ALL IN with sympathetic pictures and stories as they've done before. Try to make the administration out to draconian. Not sure how effective it was last time.
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Democrats create most of their own problems (See: The Kavanaugh Debacle), but wow do they also have some awful luck. 5-10 thousand illegals are going to show up on our Southern border right before the midterms and they're the party of open borders. Oof. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1054383900137582595/photo/1
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@BridgetPhetasy Him an Kamala. She’s a star.
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Third world countries worship their leaders. They promise unicorns, rainbows, and free stuff for everyone. The language is always flowery. Socialism in the form of cool. That's exactly what this looks like. https://t.co/6fiNylw5v3
Jesse Kelly
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Is this video embarrassing? Yes, it is. Are the men in this video causing infertility in the women who view it? Also yes.
But I’m telling you, this dumb stuff is telling. This guy is gonna be a 2020 contender. https://t.co/pJjzbNju88
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Is this video embarrassing? Yes, it is. Are the men in this video causing infertility in the women who view it? Also yes.
But I’m telling you, this dumb stuff is telling. This guy is gonna be a 2020 contender. https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1054342395599511552/video/1
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Well, yeah. They may have death camps but they’d never harm a journalist. https://twitter.com/CalebJHull/status/1054222290370654208
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@neontaster I didn’t believe it when it came out. I do now and have for some time.
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<kicks the door> “Let me in, you anti-Christ!!” https://twitter.com/newsweek/status/1054292558594170885
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@neontaster Didn’t it leak out of the White House at some point that he does this on purpose? Think I remember that being a story.
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Beto is Bad for Texas. https://twitter.com/MichaelBerrySho/status/1053446353404284928/video/1
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#RepealThe19th https://twitter.com/ksoltisanderson/status/1054319435635458048
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Guatemala, Honduras and El Salvador were not able to do the job of stopping people from leaving their country and coming illegally to the U.S. We will now begin cutting off, or substantially reducing, the massive foreign aid routinely given to them.
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Good morning, world. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1054340576622067712/photo/1
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Allergies must be bugging me.
Kevin W
@kwilli1046
Man Who Saved 669 Children During The Holocaust Has No Idea They’re Around Him On Live Television Show. https://t.co/jR1oLlKDAj
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Watch it. Wait for the end....classic!
Jesse Kelly
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In case you missed me own the libs on Fox News today. Here it is. https://t.co/964V59TWtg
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I’m going to get my own show. I decided. https://twitter.com/khdwy1/status/1054090686880919553
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@BarbaraAnsley @aub_kelly Thank you.
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@JesseKellyDC @ThunderB "Beto is doing what Democrats are best at, wasting money." - Jesse Kelly
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In case you missed me own the libs on Fox News today. Here it is. https://video.foxnews.com/v/5851581658001/
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@BeckysHorseface https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1054070271446056961/photo/1
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@NaughtyDerek @BeckysHorseface @hereforthejava What do you think?
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You know how I do. https://twitter.com/kglarson/status/1054069036097531904
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@NaughtyDerek @BeckysHorseface @hereforthejava You get me.
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@NaughtyDerek @BeckysHorseface @hereforthejava That was me:)
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It’s true. https://twitter.com/pm87_patti/status/1054064644200058880
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@MilitaryRosary @HillaryClinton ?
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15 minutes. I look great.
Jesse Kelly
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Guess who’s going to be on Fox News at 12:30 CT. https://t.co/7RM1Wjir1U
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@SethAMandel @delta8488 I’ve never been more insulted.
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Ok. I don’t know anything about them. But men do things like that to join groups of all kinds. It’s what men do. Frats, sports, military, etc. Because you have to get punched to join doesn’t make me hold my nose and sip on my earl grey tea with my pinkie out. https://twitter.com/mecadguy/status/1054050059740954624
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I don’t know Gavin McInnes, but standing up to Antifa goons who beat and throw urine on people sure doesn’t seem like a bad thing. Maybe stop trying to purge the “icky” ones and just accept there are different factions to the party.
P.S. “Proud Boys” is a terrible name. Awful. https://twitter.com/NRO/status/1053372729259425792
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If only he’d peddled Islamist, pro-Muslim Brotherhood, anti-Israel agitprop via the Washington Post. Alas, he’s just the head of a 192-country law enforcement organization falsely imprisoned by communists. https://t.co/NZHcG16dnX
Nick Short 🇺🇸
@PoliticalShort
Interpol ex-chief may be dead, wife fears, after capture by Chinese. Media has been silent on this. Wonder why? https://t.co/5TV4lVnrt6
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Guess who’s going to be on Fox News at 12:30 CT. https://t.co/7RM1Wjir1U
Jesse Kelly
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: I guess I’m debating a Leftist. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1054041523229257729/photo/1
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Guess who’s going to be on Fox News at 12:30 CT. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1054030009621471234/photo/1
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You’re not fully a woman until you use a Snapchat filter.
Chelsea E. Manning
@xychelsea
after almost a decade of fighting - thru prison, the courts, a hunger strike, and thru the insurance company - I finally got surgery this week ✨🎀💉🏥✨🌈💕 https://t.co/I7WeIrR8jP
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First my Astros. Now my Buckeyes. #NothingMatters https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1053844051429072897/photo/1
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Old school https://t.co/1KFIcFsvRr
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: Crap. We may have some competition. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1053817122726522881/photo/1
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Think this guy took himself out of the running for the women vote. https://t.co/ieEYvR1KY1
Jesse Kelly
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: Old school https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1053813510310973440/photo/1
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We got this wrapped up. https://t.co/NqBdxzQ0Fy
Jesse Kelly
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: Think this guy took himself out of the running for the women vote. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1053809158401744896/photo/1
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Guess who’s ready to dominate the neighborhood costume party contest. https://t.co/5ZbOBPvcuP
Jesse Kelly
@JesseKellyDC
: We got this wrapped up. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1053807319383977984/photo/1
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@CassandraRules https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1053803918889807873/photo/1
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I have no desire to be all things to all people. I’m just gonna keep being me. Which, to be honest, is pretty spectacular. https://twitter.com/kathleen_in_nh/status/1053799160867143680
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Sometimes life throws you curve balls. You feel down and feel like things are never going to get better. But then you get in your truck and it still smells like Popeye’s chicken and you realize everything is going to be OK.
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@MatlockFletcher Day that ends with Y
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You’re free to do lots of things. Get drunk and pass out on your lawn, yell at elected officials, vote Democrat, etc.
But you have to surrender your dignity to do those things. https://twitter.com/WesleyLowery/status/1053774070846640129
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Guess who’s ready to dominate the neighborhood costume party contest. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1053786750181666816/photo/1
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me taking on a new challenge https://twitter.com/JasonMilne/status/1053501058306043906/video/1
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Well that’s one of the things I love so much about living in Texas. Your “indictments” don’t mean a thing to us. https://twitter.com/rikki5582/status/1053780764876247041
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@VixenRogue Rust Belt voters who are back to work are going to ditch Trump and vote for Oprah? Be serious.
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I’m a loyal liberal Democrat, and I loathe Trump. But I’d bet the farm he’s gonna be re-elected: we got no one who can take him and we can’t understand his popularity. https://t.co/pct3R3vjRL
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Name one potential Democrat nominee who could fill even a 20,000 person stadium. Yeah, exactly. 2020 is going to be a MASSACRE. And if you let it surprise you when it happens, that’s because you’re stuck in a bubble. That’s all.
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Me too. But I sympathize. That was me in 2012. So full of hatred for Obama that I couldn’t see what was happening right in front of my face. I vowed to never be that lacking in objectivity again. https://twitter.com/CalebJHull/status/1053778704629940224
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@NickAPappas Lol! I love her, but no. I could see her getting big though.
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@BridgetPhetasy Absolutely true.
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He’s so big, he’s strangling a Democrat Party that was already on life support. And don’t give me that crap about “full stadiums don’t matter.” If you really believe that, you’re being willfully stupid.
Jesse Kelly
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: Name one potential Democrat nominee who could fill even a 20,000 person stadium. Yeah, exactly. 2020 is going to be a MASSACRE. And if you let it surprise you when it happens, that’s because you’re stuck in a bubble. That’s all.
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78,000 people. (I’ll be backstage of course.) That’s how many are going to pack a stadium to see this guy. His election is two years away. Trump, love him or hate him, is a superstar. It’s surreal.
Jesse Kelly
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: He’s so big, he’s strangling a Democrat Party that was already on life support. And don’t give me that crap about “full stadiums don’t matter.” If you really believe that, you’re being willfully stupid.
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Trump is coming to Houston on Monday. These stands are popping up all over the Houston area. This the suburbs. I have followed politics a long time, I’ve never seen anything like this guy. He’s his own cottage industry. https://t.co/psqtnIVbq5
Jesse Kelly
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: 78,000 people. (I’ll be backstage of course.) That’s how many are going to pack a stadium to see this guy. His election is two years away. Trump, love him or hate him, is a superstar. It’s surreal.
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Trump is coming to Houston on Monday. These stands are popping up all over the Houston area. This the suburbs. I have followed politics a long time, I’ve never seen anything like this guy. He’s his own cottage industry. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1053773154638852098/photo/1
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@that_N01_biatch @Doritos No. Different
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These Mexican journalists better start changing their names to Khashoggi if they want any American media coverage. https://www.breitbart.com/border/2018/10/03/16th-journalist-killed-in-mexico-in-2018/
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You know you’re in a good gas station when they sell bandanas and plain white t-shirts by the counter.
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@whitewinery https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1053683532374175744/photo/1
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@BeccCobain You’re the worst
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Somebody just put a video of a bunch of naked feminists in my TL. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1053682475703111681/photo/1
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It’s hard to beat old school country music. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1053676193562718208/photo/1
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BREAKING: Woman blows money on unnecessary crap. https://twitter.com/HuffPost/status/1053397880919220225
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Good morning, world. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1053634310048268289/photo/1
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@BiasedGirl @TarheelKrystle Mhmm
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@TarheelKrystle Right?! Get over yourself
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@NonWhiteHat Deserved. Good grief.
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Just give the kids a candy bar and stop being lame. http://www.latimes.com/health/la-he-roundup-20181020-story.html
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Poland takes aggressive steps to eradicate communism because they’ve experienced communism. https://twitter.com/PolandDaily/status/1053147919036174336
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Lol I just remembered Elizabeth Warren's aggressive launch of her 2020 campaign spontaneously combusted within one news cycle.
That was fun.
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Here’s a woman being chased around and that’s awful also pls purchase my book https://twitter.com/BenSasse/status/1053407546457948160
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I bow to the wisdom of Balls Deep State https://twitter.com/BallsDeepState/status/1053492064409788416
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Years ago @Doritos had a Blazin’ Buffalo and Ranch chip that was the best thing I’ve ever tasted in my life. Sadly, it’s gone. https://twitter.com/MatlockFletcher/status/1053450707263782912
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Hey everyone, this is the first bad thing the Saudis have done. https://twitter.com/Evan_McMullin/status/1053426990991204352
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@CalebHowe @vetjr89 Your mom is far-fetched.
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I can’t stop laughing. Vicious. https://twitter.com/MichaelBerrySho/status/1053446353404284928
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The Jesse Kelly Show starts now. It’s an Ask Doctor Jesse Friday. Feel free to call in 713-212-5950 or email me at jesse@iamjessekelly.com. Listen here: https://kprcradio.iheart.com https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1053435504966991872/photo/1
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Media,
This is what you look like trying to make Kavanaugh into a rapist because he threw some ice cubes in a bar: https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1047182834220355584/photo/1
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@aub_kelly I can understand that. Any woman would feel the need to celebrate every day of the week if they lucked out like you did.
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I’ve always maintained that Michelle would have a shot. But I don’t think even she would anymore. Rust Belt workers are back to work and putting food on the table. Can’t win the presidency without them. And they’re not tossing out the guy who put them back to work. https://twitter.com/bridgetphetasy/status/1047134985642074112
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@aub_kelly You like The Bachelor too. You like lots of crappy things that I ignore because you’re hot.
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Oh and I almost forgot, we were going to lose seats in the midterms. Not a lot but probably some. But the Dems ruined that too. This Kavanaugh thing has the Right completely unified and motivated. I bet McCaskill even goes down.
Jesse Kelly
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: So take a minute and raise a glass. You may NEVER exist in an America with the Democrats so powerless again. They are wiped out. But they won’t be forever because nothing lasts forever. Enjoy it while it lasts. Life is good. That’s all. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1047166351889059841/photo/1
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What’s happening is you’re listening to the noise. All the media you consume is foaming at the mouth angry about Trump and the GOP. So you think things are bad for us. Let me ask you, how could they possibly be better?
Jesse Kelly
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: Oh and I almost forgot, we were going to lose seats in the midterms. Not a lot but probably some. But the Dems ruined that too. This Kavanaugh thing has the Right completely unified and motivated. I bet McCaskill even goes down.
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The Dems are currently in such disarray, they’re running an anti-2nd Amendment candidate IN TEXAS. And the dullards think he has a chance.
Jesse Kelly
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: What’s happening is you’re listening to the noise. All the media you consume is foaming at the mouth angry about Trump and the GOP. So you think things are bad for us. Let me ask you, how could they possibly be better?
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ISIS, gone. Activist EPA, gone. Invertebrate GOPers like Flake, either gone or on the way out.
Jesse Kelly
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: The Dems are currently in such disarray, they’re running an anti-2nd Amendment candidate IN TEXAS. And the dullards think he has a chance.
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The economy is BOOMING. We’re on the cusp of flipping the court. It looks like Trump’s trade gamble is gonna work. Even North Korea is calming down and extending a hand.
Jesse Kelly
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: ISIS, gone. Activist EPA, gone. Invertebrate GOPers like Flake, either gone or on the way out.
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Honestly, I’ve never had so much fun in politics. My enemies are blind with rage and their own insanity is consuming them. Even our old, stuffy senators like Grassley and Hatch are enjoying watching them implode. Chin up.
Jesse Kelly
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: The economy is BOOMING. We’re on the cusp of flipping the court. It looks like Trump’s trade gamble is gonna work. Even North Korea is calming down and extending a hand.
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“Everything is so awful and terrible right now!”
Buck up and stop whining. Don’t let the constant Leftist outrage mob distort your reality. The Left is down and due to their own stupidity, it looks like they’re going to stay down. Enjoy it. Life is good.
Jesse Kelly
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: Honestly, I’ve never had so much fun in politics. My enemies are blind with rage and their own insanity is consuming them. Even our old, stuffy senators like Grassley and Hatch are enjoying watching them implode. Chin up.
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“Everything is so awful and terrible right now!”
Buck up and stop whining. Don’t let the constant Leftist outrage mob distort your reality. The Left is down and due to their own stupidity, it looks like they’re going to stay down. Enjoy it. Life is good.
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Kavanaugh is a gang rapist.
Ok, not a gang rapist, but a serial rapist.
Not a serial rapist, but a rapist.
Ok, not a rapist, but a blackout drunk.
Not a blackout drunk, but an alcoholic.
Not an alcoholic, but he drinks beer.
Ok, he just threw ice at somebody once in the 80s.
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Hollywood is already working on a Kavanaugh biopic. Can't wait for it to hit theaters! https://twitter.com/Nick_Rizzuto/status/1047123723218771968/photo/1
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Hi! My sweet father is having some scheduled surgery this morning and prayers are appreciated. Thank you.
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Cream cheese is awful and the people who like it are vermin.
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Weak men are killing us. And you’re the face of them. https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1047109947283189760
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Yes Kavanaugh is ABSOLUTELY my hill to die on.
This whole “the health of the nation would be better off” is some delusional happy horseshit.
If you don’t put him in the Seat and do so with pride, they will do this with EVERY SINGLE GOP nomination/seat until the end of time.
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“Woman”. https://twitter.com/richardhp/status/1046732069181816833
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Good morning, world. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1047102959216201728/photo/1
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Loved you in Poison Ivy 2 https://twitter.com/Alyssa_Milano/status/1046830445739032576
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The most frequent instructor example in journalism school of “things you should not run with unless you’re absolutely sure bc a mere accusation could ruin someone’s life,” was sexual assault/especially pedophilia. We’ve come so far. https://t.co/yqQni8U18G
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Can’t believe I was the one to break it. Will tune into the Michael Berry Show in the morning to hear your take. Listen here: https://ktrh.iheart.com https://twitter.com/michaelberrysho/status/1046967188668784646
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Oh my goodness. This is unreal.
Jesse Kelly
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: CONFIRMED from multiple sources. Brett Kavanaugh ate frozen pizzas in college and was also attracted to women. Rumor has it (unconfirmed) that he also drinks Mountain Dew.
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Oh boy. I have breaking news. Confirming now.
Jesse Kelly
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: Oh my goodness. This is unreal.
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Oh boy. I have breaking news. Confirming now.
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Hey @JeffFlake, gonna be a great week of civility. Hopefully you’ve got some sweet media gigs lined up. https://twitter.com/cnnpolitics/status/1046889074051747842
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Wait!! Ice? You mean frozen water shaped like cubes? Kyle, you might have saved the republic from a monster who threw ice at someone at a local bar decades ago!! Pulitzer! (Seriously stop and listen to yourselves) https://t.co/oJ8jGwPmK6
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Guys, I’m having a party where I’m throwing ice and drinking beer. Also known as 4th of July. Welcome to America.
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I sincerely believe a good man is being smeared for political reasons in this Kavanaugh matter and I’m angry about it. I refuse to sit back silently and watch it happen.
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At this point, Kavanaugh might as well drop out and run for President in 2024. The media is doing a great job making him the most relatable guy in America. https://twitter.com/business/status/1046899551267950593
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Somebody might watch this and think Swetnick a psychotic, attention-hungry liar. I wouldn’t of course. But somebody might. https://t.co/HyyP7a1YHt
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It is time for The Jesse Kelly Show. Let’s roll. Listen here: https://kprcradio.iheart.com https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1046912419568787456/photo/1
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With all due respect to burning down Ferguson by spreading lies and using the Parkland survivors like set props, airing this interview might be the lowest moment in American media history. https://twitter.com/THR/status/1046893537193791488
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This is why women live longer. https://twitter.com/awardsdarwin/status/1045447284849291264
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@LittleMsOpinion The best.
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Somebody has to stop Brett “Iceman” Kavanaugh! https://twitter.com/kylegriffin1/status/1046902584752132096
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@hsolo05 Honestly, I’m curious myself.
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Mitch is here to own the libs and chew bubblegum. And he’s fresh out of bubblegum.
Leader McConnell
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The time for endless delay and obstruction has come to a close. Judge Kavanaugh's nomination is out of committee. We're considering it here on the floor. And we'll be voting this week.
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We’ll let the public name a school, what could go wrong? https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob1/status/1046889595814731776/photo/1
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@legallybae @RedRewrite Lol
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Jeff Flake Isn’t A Truth-Seeker, He’s A Coward http://thefederalist.com/2018/10/01/jeff-flake-isnt-truth-seeker-hes-coward/#.W7Ig0GYwyB8.twitter
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I’m gonna let u finish but,
even if you feel like you should get to dictate to @kanyewest how he gets to think & feel, you need to understand it’s less about Trump and more about refusing to be bullied by the mob.
He didn’t bow to hate. In 2018, that’s legendary.
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@LilMissRightie You’re more like a human barnacle.
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@michaelmalice That actually is the better attitude.
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These endless articles we see when Trump attacks the media is the Twitter equivalent to when all these women tweet things like, "This line at Starbucks. Ugh!"
Nobody cares but you. https://twitter.com/politico/status/1046850812696248321
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#JesseKellyBrief: Flake, Trump, Women on Boards, Vegas https://kprcradio.iheart.com/content/2018-10-01-jesse-kelly-brief-100118/
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That's a great line. By me. https://twitter.com/elbh/status/1046840211148177408
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Ranking of People Liberals Hate:
1. Black people who don't fall in line
2. Hot conservative women
3. Gay conservatives
4. Themselves https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1046835166352748545
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Jeff giving himself the cover he needs to vote 'No" on Kavanaugh. Must avoid getting sent back to the naughty chair by Coons. https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1046828876633116677
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Here it is. This is Jeff Flake. http://thefederalist.com/2018/10/01/jeff-flake-isnt-truth-seeker-hes-coward/
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And we now have the name of Flake's inevitable biography: Fulsome Prison https://twitter.com/burgessev/status/1046824009873203201
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One party requires video proof. The other is expected to settle for therapist notes that may or may not exist. https://twitter.com/APCentralRegion/status/1046825001641500672
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Mhmm. Sure. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6228053/Applebees-waitress-given-racist-note-white-family-reads-dont-tip-black-people.html
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The current state of the Democratic Party: Their two biggest spokesmen are Democrat-killer Obama and the least likeable presidential candidate in modern history. https://twitter.com/HillaryClinton/status/1046781369748140032
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Thanks for reading. https://twitter.com/chrishudsonjr/status/1046771490111320064
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It's impossible to read through all the glaring inconsistencies in Ford's ever-changing story and believe her story is credible. At best, she's confused. At worst, she lied. https://t.co/UjtMveT3ju
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My 8 year old asked me just this morning, “Dad, why is Kavanaugh a heartless rape monster?”
Kidding. He asked if it was possible for a tornado to pick up tacos and if those tacos would then rain everywhere. Because he’s a normal kid and I’m not a huge liar. https://twitter.com/jonlemire/status/1046753938257719296
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@JesseKellyDC brutalizes Jeff Flake today at @FDRLST—and shares this story about once asking him for an endorsement. https://t.co/kOnNHSuQOa https://t.co/gk0lQp1qqg
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@BridgetPhetasy @andylassner @FDRLST How you know you’ve made it.
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@andylassner @FDRLST lol! The fans make it all worth it.
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The reviews are in and let’s just say my new @FDRLST article is a HUGE hit. http://thefederalist.com/2018/10/01/jeff-flake-isnt-truth-seeker-hes-coward/ https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1046779994192719873/photo/1
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"What did John McCain say?"-unreal.
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bingo https://t.co/g8Oybnz3Vv
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@KurtSchlichter Well played, sir.
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“Everything and everyone is racist.” -every article @jemelehill will ever write. #SavedYouAClick https://twitter.com/jeffreygoldberg/status/1046746830082641922
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1. Yes, please take cookies to Camp Hope. Our veterans up there are patching themselves back up and love to talk to folks.
2. The uncooked cookies you buy in the store that you just have to break off and bake DO count as "homemade". Much as this makes my wife mad. https://twitter.com/MichaelBerrySho/status/1046725654228742144
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Another great one from @KurtSchlichter https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2018/10/01/we-are-finally-getting-rid-of-the-treacherous-sissies-who-used-to-control-the-gop-n2524112
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bingo http://thefederalist.com/2018/10/01/jeff-flake-isnt-truth-seeker-hes-coward/
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This is a week for punishing Leftists who tried to destroy a good man and the Republicans who aided them. And I am HERE for it. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1046769362818994177/photo/1
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You wouldn’t understand as quarters requires you to have friends. https://twitter.com/imillhiser/status/1046747004972544000
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With the evidence we have, if Ford was accusing someone outside the political sphere of what she’s accusing Kavanaugh of, she’d be sued for libel and she’s lose every penny she has. Not saying she lying because we’ll never know, but that’s the reality of it.
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Another fantasticly accurate pull no punches article from @JesseKellyDC. And if you didn't know it you should now, thanks to @JeffFlake, you cannot compromise with campfire giggling democrats. They will eat you alive. https://t.co/7YJStwHETZ
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@PhiloFiles What is that from?
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If Ford is lying, and there is ample evidence to suggest she is, she deserves to have her life ripped apart for this. I'm sorry. I know that's uncomfortable given how serious we take sexual assault. But what she's done cannot be allowed to go unanswered if she lied. #PrisonTime https://twitter.com/seungminkim/status/1046593627202498560
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“Here lies the problem with Jeff Flake and Republicans like him: Desiring civility is a fine thing, but it cannot replace your desire for liberty.”
by @JesseKellyDC https://t.co/SSnPByKLWx
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Excellent article on Jeff Flake.
#WhatDidJohnMcCainSay
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Here it is. This is Jeff Flake. https://t.co/g8Oybnz3Vv
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Great movie. Great quote. https://twitter.com/Tinley256/status/1046742771011407872
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Here it is. This is Jeff Flake. http://thefederalist.com/2018/10/01/jeff-flake-isnt-truth-seeker-hes-coward/
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Good morning, world. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1046729481610809344/photo/1
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One universal characteristic of every Leftist is self-loathing. It’s how they justify surrending their liberty for the “collective”.
Matthew Dowd
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Latest column. Time for us white male Christians to take a step back and give power to others, and make ourselves dispensable. Link: https://t.co/49nqV7gWog
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I’ve been hard on Jeff Flake this week, but I have to give him credit where it’s due. It’s not easy going on TV with a leash around your neck. But he pulled it off. Bravo. I bet Coons will even let him have dessert tonight. https://twitter.com/60Minutes/status/1046551715640684544/video/1
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CBS too.
Jesse Kelly
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Brett Kavanaugh, his wife, and his daughters hunker down for another week of death threats and make-believe scandal while Jeff Flake goobers it up on NBC. https://t.co/DxNQDo2tc1
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Paid Leftist activist screams at Flake, he craps his pants and sides with the Democrats. Good grief. ? https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1046538449770213376
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It’s not about agreeing with everything he says. I just admire people who take chances and do the unpopular. Besides, everyone knows the 19th and 17th Amendments are the real country-killers. https://twitter.com/drewshirleyshow/status/1046533187353096194
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I’ve gotta say, it’s extremely cool to see people take real career risks and swim against the tide. It is so easy to just go along with the other 98% of your industry like some kind of lemming. Takes guts to stand for something. Good for Kanye. https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/1046466533973590016
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Socialism has killed 100 million people. History indeed. https://twitter.com/ChrisEvans/status/1046483677184700420
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Leftists aren’t fools. You don’t go after the strong members of the herd. You target the weaklings. https://twitter.com/theMRC/status/1046495052384612352
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That’s weird because more than one Democrat made at least a passing reference to the Swetnick claims during the Kavanaugh show trial. I’m sure they’ll be asked about that as they all do their Sunday media rounds. https://twitter.com/carminesabia/status/1046194346507358208
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? https://twitter.com/AmandaPresto/status/1046492438918057989/photo/1
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Because the Democrat activist lawyers she surrounded herself with knew a private investigation of the facts would yield nothing. Their only chance was a public show trial. They were correct. Worked like a charm on @JeffFlake https://twitter.com/conncarroll/status/1046485955065139200
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Imagine a GOP majority in the senate so large that we didn’t have to worry about the Collins/Murkowski duo. Good work, Democrats. https://twitter.com/bre_payton/status/1046487190929207297
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That’s because it is a disgusting lie.
It is obviously a disgusting lie.
Everybody knows it.
Democrats pretend not to.
But they know too. https://t.co/DQVHRbXY2e
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thanks man this is alot easier https://twitter.com/natewlane/status/1046072915823919106
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Actions have consequences. Jeff Flake will own part of every single vicious attack on Kavanaugh and his family this week. But hey, he’ll be getting that TV face time so no worries for him. Thanks for reading. https://twitter.com/independence24/status/1046478691285585923
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@JenniferKrist28 I’ll allow it
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@MistyACallahan Be serious. Leaves a weird film in your mouth.
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@_wintergirl93 You’re welcome.
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This really is the greatest country on earth. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1046444472744259584/photo/1
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Hey @JeffFlake, look at these hilarious cartoons the Kavanaugh family gets to enjoy for another week. Anyway, hope you had fun on 60 Minutes. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1046428563015192576/photo/1
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You do what you want—I have no interest in ever “coming together”/being “above it all” in showing any respect or deference to the left.
They don’t get another inch from me on anything. Never. Never again. https://t.co/L8CSRWt9al
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@JonJustice Dude, Little Caesars is only $5
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Name a better food value than the McDonald’s $1 sausage burrito.
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Jeff Flake lacks the necessary equipment to fight today’s Left. https://twitter.com/sahilkapur/status/1046405909600227329
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The Womanda Constitution: https://twitter.com/zara915/status/1045476116687974400
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Good morning, world. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1046409559009619968/photo/1
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Brett Kavanaugh, his wife, and his daughters hunker down for another week of death threats and make-believe scandal while Jeff Flake goobers it up on NBC. https://twitter.com/nbcnews/status/1046165635649220608
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#TwitterAfterDark https://twitter.com/nbcnews/status/1046165635649220608
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Employers will provide five months of annual maternity leave which can also be used for “my boyfriend dumped me” and “I’m feeling fat today”.
Jesse Kelly
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: No thermostat shall be set for a degree lower than 86.
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Rest stops shall be placed every five miles on the highway with a full-time employee to keep every woman company in the bathroom.
Jesse Kelly
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: Employers will provide five months of annual maternity leave which can also be used for “my boyfriend dumped me” and “I’m feeling fat today”.
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Every restaurant shall list every ingredient of every dish on the menu.
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: Rest stops shall be placed every five miles on the highway with a full-time employee to keep every woman company in the bathroom.
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Congress shall make no laws limiting gossip as that hotter woman in the neighborhood is probably a tramp and that other woman in the office isn’t pulling her weight.
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: Every restaurant shall list every ingredient of every dish on the menu.
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Excessive attention span and/or slilence during movies shall not be required. One must be prepared to make a two hour movie last 19 hours as one pauses to discuss things.
Jesse Kelly
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: Congress shall make no laws limiting gossip as that hotter woman in the neighborhood is probably a tramp and that other woman in the office isn’t pulling her weight.
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In all criminal prosecutions, “I was upset” will be grounds for immediate dismissal of all charges. “Being upset” means one shouldn’t be accountable for anything.
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: Excessive attention span and/or slilence during movies shall not be required. One must be prepared to make a two hour movie last 19 hours as one pauses to discuss things.
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No woman shall be required to maintain the same emotional state and/or opinion on any subject for a period longer than 3 minutes.
Jesse Kelly
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: In all criminal prosecutions, “I was upset” will be grounds for immediate dismissal of all charges. “Being upset” means one shouldn’t be accountable for anything.
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The right of the women to secure in their purses numerous things they’ll never need, shall not be infringed.
Jesse Kelly
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: No woman shall be required to maintain the same emotional state and/or opinion on any subject for a period longer than 3 minutes.
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No useful towel shall be visible or handy at any time. Only decorative, useless towels will be within arm’s reach.
Jesse Kelly
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: The right of the women to secure in their purses numerous things they’ll never need, shall not be infringed.
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A well-regulated supply of fad diets and chicken salads, being necessary for the continuation of staying hot, shall not be infringed.
Jesse Kelly
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: No useful towel shall be visible or handy at any time. Only decorative, useless towels will be within arm’s reach.
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Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of a passing lane. Both lanes are created equal.
Jesse Kelly
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: A well-regulated supply of fad diets and chicken salads, being necessary for the continuation of staying hot, shall not be infringed.
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The Womanda Constitution: https://t.co/tZIOAhOPYz
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: Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of a passing lane. Both lanes are created equal.
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The Womanda Constitution: https://twitter.com/zara915/status/1045476116687974400
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This denial is angry. This suggests she doesn’t have the temperment to be a Member of Congress. When someone is accused of something they didn’t do, they must not be angry. They must not be defiant. They must not question the motives of the accuser. They must be calm and serene. https://t.co/IcMiozv5mk
Maxine Waters
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Please read my statement on false allegations regarding the leak of the personal information of U.S. Senators: https://t.co/YBEekR6jBB
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@jswifty250 @WaffleHouse You’re welcome.
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Got rid of the old ball n chain. It’s @WaffleHouse time. https://t.co/0PHIjGEo7J
Jesse Kelly
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: A lot of people think there aren’t good Keto options when you eat out. False. The world is what you make of it. #KetoLife https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1046165409374900225/photo/1
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Got rid of the old ball n chain. It’s @WaffleHouse time. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1046161491425202182/photo/1
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DID NOT SEE THIS COMING AT ALL https://twitter.com/PGourevitch/status/1046144972049780739
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@realDonaldTrump Good Trump https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1046157141835419648/photo/1
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They sure gave Jeff Flake something. https://twitter.com/brithume/status/1046119625350664192
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Told ya. The Democrat’s treatment of Kavanaugh will go down as the biggest political mistake in years. You watch what happens at the midterms. https://twitter.com/AdeleScalia/status/1045462278919868416
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@RitaPanahi @FBI I am stunning.
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To date, not a single person at the @FBI has reached out to me to investigate my case. I have no witnesses. Nobody on earth who can verify I've ever even met Chuck Schumer. I've never even brought it up until now. But I demand an investigation. That's how this works now. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1041723428582117376
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I'm sorry. One person said it so we must treat it as completely valid. It matters not if a single other person on earth backs up your statement. It matters not if a single fact can be verified. That's how this works now. Enjoy your new rules.
Maxine Waters
@RepMaxineWaters
Please read my statement on false allegations regarding the leak of the personal information of U.S. Senators: https://t.co/YBEekR6jBB
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@CharlesDavidWe1 Vicious. The ladder one is just vicious.
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https://twitter.com/KateHydeNY/status/1046120398105059329/photo/1
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@sealeadams Not entirely incorrect
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@KateHydeNY False. The firing off can happen before the walk but it has to happen RIGHT before. Come on now.
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False. You people need to work on your fart slang. Crop dusting means firing one off and then walking by people. The seasoned professionals do this in restaurants and on public transportation. A boof is stationary. https://twitter.com/Chris_Payan/status/1046142886029361152
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@MothrOfADragon Not me. I love me.
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I’m dead https://twitter.com/amy_franks1/status/1046142789933813760
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The one universal trait of every Leftist is self-loathing. https://twitter.com/jwpetersNYT/status/1046139486567100416
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Correct. “Boof” does not mean flatulence. “Boof” is actually the blast radius of flatulence. So if I fart and you walk through the fart area, you would have walked through my boof. “The Death of Expertise” indeed. https://twitter.com/radiofreetom/status/1045462955121356800
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To date, not a single person anywhere on earth has corroborated a single thing Ford has alleged against Kavanaugh. Meanwhile, every single person she claims was there (wherever “there” even is, since Ford magically has no clue) denies it.
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Think I’ll go ahead and write a piece for the @FDRLST about Jeff Flake. With a personal story that reveals what he really is. https://t.co/FvVPTpxTk7
Jesse Kelly
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: It is done. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1046120821306130433/photo/1
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Yesterday Senator Chris Coons made a SCOTUS hearing about how much beer someone drank in high school. Today, he and @JeffFlake play Twister on 60 Minutes. https://twitter.com/60Minutes/status/1046095715984965632
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@col_potter94 I was rooting for the croc.
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Lol. Of course you do. That approach is why Obama ate your lunch and now we’re all stuck with Obamacare. https://twitter.com/MittRomney/status/1045810199011909633
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I have exclusive video of Jeff Flake meeting with Democrats yesterday. https://twitter.com/TheScaryNature/status/1044949897957580802/video/1
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Think I’ll go ahead and write a piece for the @FDRLST about Jeff Flake. With a personal story that reveals what he really is. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1046068066977828864/photo/1
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Here’s a GoFundMe for Kavanaugh. I wouldn’t normally do this for a well off man but I hope he raises $100 million, buys his own island for his family, and pays for a plane with a “You suck” banner to constantly circle Jeff Flake’s house. https://www.gofundme.com/support-brett-kavanaugh
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Well why not? We’ve let the Left water down every other standard in this country. https://twitter.com/lgbtqnation/status/1046023395299606529
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And it’s only Saturday @JeffFlake https://twitter.com/latimes/status/1045834302041333760
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Good morning, world. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1046025637914456065/photo/1
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By the way, maybe the most amateur take I’ve ever seen is people pretending Flake intentionally backed the Dems in a corner by giving them a week. Like he’s Rasputin or something. Come on now. That’s not what happened and you know it. Be serious.
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Hey @JeffFlake, congrats on emboldening the weaponized Left. The next congressman and his wife who get run out of a restaurant can thank you for giving the Left the boost of confidence they needed. Atta boy. https://twitter.com/anamariecox/status/1045734095161118720
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Hey @JeffFlake, gonna be a fun week for Kavanaugh and his family. Good work today. Maybe consider resigning in disgrace when the FBI doesn’t come up with anything. Thanks. https://twitter.com/usatoday/status/1045840651827449856
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@CamEdwards @Mel_lific @MistyACallahan Well, I do have excellent taste.
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@CamEdwards @Mel_lific @MistyACallahan https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1045831046598725633/photo/1
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Buddy, we just had a week of embarrassing press coverage followed by a farce of a show trial which revealed nobody on earth but Ford is willing to say Kavanaugh is anything but the second coming of Christ. Annnnnnd they still delayed. We’re done. https://twitter.com/Poomalotta/status/1045812950294880257
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I had to check the dates myself to make sure I called it that far in advance. I mean, wow. I’m good. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1043578528825049088
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Oh good. Our “impartial” FBI sets the next deadline. Genius. https://t.co/qQ239S4Uie
Jesse Kelly
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: BREAKING: Jeff Flake requests Peter Strzok and James Comey take charge of the Kavanaugh investigation. (Probably)
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Oh good. Our “impartial” FBI sets the next deadline. Genius. https://twitter.com/dcexaminer/status/1045808037825564672
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It only took Jeff Flake a single day to demoralize a fully unified, angry GOP before the midterms. We’d have been better off going to the vote and letting the Dems stop Kav.
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https://twitter.com/realDailyWire/status/1045788886750785536/photo/1
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The same FBI that couldn't get to the bottom of the Las Vegas mass shooting in a year is going to uncover new information about a 1982 high school party in a week
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I can think of one great reason why you shouldn’t confront me where I sleep. https://twitter.com/imillhiser/status/1045740430229409793
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? https://twitter.com/XsmallJay/status/1045796105471086592
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Coming up next. Listen here: https://kprcradio.iheart.com https://twitter.com/seanparnellusa/status/1045729659747520515
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This is the dude that apparently thinks he's going to confront people where they sleep? Okay. https://twitter.com/JamesHasson20/status/1045778341012238336/photo/1
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You’re welcome https://twitter.com/mooshakins/status/1045774085840560128
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NEXT! LISTEN! Not for me but for @JesseKellyDC I'm really just coming on to allow him to grab a bite live on air. #JesseStopsForNoMan @TCNT https://t.co/712xfWZRK6
Jesse Kelly
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Jam packed the next two hours. Got @EWErickson, @JonJustice, and @SeanParnellUSA. And me. Nbd. https://t.co/cXdAxoavtm
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Hey @JeffFlake, don’t forget to shine Senator Murphy’s shoes before you leave the office today. And pick up his dry cleaning. https://twitter.com/ChrisMurphyCT/status/1045744811628810241
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Jam packed the next two hours. Got @EWErickson, @JonJustice, and @SeanParnellUSA. And me. Nbd.
Jesse Kelly
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It is time. I'll be on the radio for the next three hours. I'll do the best I can to make sure I take a five minute break from crushing Jeff Flake. No promises. Listen here: https://t.co/prMsfFHmyB https://t.co/bNenL8TtqG
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“A rudderless jellyfish, completely unequipped to fight the fights in Washington, DC” - @JesseKellyDC on @JeffFlake https://t.co/xE1N3NKxVj
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Jeff Flake was that kid in dodgeball who stood in the back pretending he was a ninja dodging everything coming his way but never actually did anything for his team
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Getting ready to go 3 full hours with the #KingOfRadio @JesseKellyDC . The Kavanaugh situation looks like it got turned on its head https://t.co/pGKwbUfrSJ
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It is time. I'll be on the radio for the next three hours. I'll do the best I can to make sure I take a five minute break from crushing Jeff Flake. No promises. Listen here: https://kprcradio.iheart.com/ https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1045742783355645952
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Jeff Flake https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1045747864088072193/photo/1
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And Murkowski just caved too and called for the delay. I swear I look back on my old tweets and feel like I'm looking into a crystal ball. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1044657251666063360
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I can't wait until you call in at 3:30 CT and we can just take turns DESTROYING Jeff Flake. https://twitter.com/JonJustice/status/1045744329845821440
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Jesse "Nostradamus" Kelly was right about his prediction! https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1044021768959209472
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He predicted it https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1044021768959209472
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My aunt just found out she has leukemia. Please pray for her.
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I knew a few awful people were going to somehow make this day of remembrance an indictment of Trump. And by “awful people” I of course mean our media. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1039492029083004929/photo/1
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this dude is one resentful-*ss podcaster. and it doesn't even become clear until you catch his comment about LeBron also being a complainer. LeBron? LOL https://t.co/oGgOMHGkMh
Jesse Kelly
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Serena is the perfect representative for the women’s rights movement. She has it all but she’s never happy and always playing the victim. https://t.co/RxvfhZvvo4
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?Auditioning for a Fox News time-slot.
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Serena is the perfect representative for the women’s rights movement. She has it all but she’s never happy and always playing the victim. https://t.co/RxvfhZvvo4
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I don’t like to lose my temper, but who does he think he is?! https://t.co/puwy2uVNAx
Jesse Kelly
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: Don’t expect I’ll be hearing back. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1038882786164305920/photo/1
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Western Union? Pfft. https://t.co/UYH66R050D
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: I don’t like to lose my temper, but who does he think he is?! https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1038882632489164801/photo/1
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You try to help a guy out... https://t.co/BgOOkCFaLz
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: Western Union? Pfft. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1038882256998285312/photo/1
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You try to help a guy out... https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1038881954672910337/photo/1
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Meh. What else is new? https://twitter.com/oilfart1/status/1038876626048544768
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Live look at the Giants offensive line: https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1038874155616227331/photo/1
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The best cars, houses, schools, and healthcare. It’s private jets and private chefs. Champaign and steak every day. And yet there remains this desire to call oneself of victim. It’s bizarre.
Jesse Kelly
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: For too many people, “victim” is the highest calling on earth. That is truly pathetic. That’s all.
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There’s a real cultural issue here and I’m not sure if it’s an American problem or something. These people like Serena and LeBron reach levels of fortune and fame 99.999999999% of people will never know.
Jesse Kelly
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: The best cars, houses, schools, and healthcare. It’s private jets and private chefs. Champaign and steak every day. And yet there remains this desire to call oneself of victim. It’s bizarre.
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“I’m worth $180 million but I’m still oppressed and use my gender as a shield every time I act like a jerk.”
That is PEAK privilege.
Jesse Kelly
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: There’s a real cultural issue here and I’m not sure if it’s an American problem or something. These people like Serena and LeBron reach levels of fortune and fame 99.999999999% of people will never know.
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Serena is the perfect representative for the women’s rights movement. She has it all but she’s never happy and always playing the victim. https://t.co/RxvfhZvvo4
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: “I’m worth $180 million but I’m still oppressed and use my gender as a shield every time I act like a jerk.”
That is PEAK privilege.
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Serena is the perfect representative for the women’s rights movement. She has it all but she’s never happy and always playing the victim.
Jeff Skversky 6abc
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Serena Williams says she is sticking up for women's rights in press conference after Controversial & Heated Ump Exchange in Loss at US Open to Naomi Osaka
"I'm here fighting for women's rights and for women's equality."
@6abc
#serena
#USOpen
#serenawilliams https://t.co/Fqz0G4jiQM
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I know. https://twitter.com/dennis_peter_58/status/1038837193945493504
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It’s just hard to beat the freshly sliced cheese from the deli. Much healthier. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1038824387724619783/photo/1
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@SethAMandel Take that back.
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@terryschappert I watch it three times every Sunday when I post it.
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@BiasedGirl It was “a world accomplishment”.
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Good morning, world. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1038772839795634176/photo/1
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@BridgetPhetasy https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1038642443992936450/photo/1
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@CalebHowe @BenHowe Lol. I hate you both.
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They're all red. https://t.co/ES7NviguLo
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If only we could figure out some common denominator in those countries... https://twitter.com/cnn/status/1038638160576692224
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What guns? https://twitter.com/maytalcott/status/1038520052226486272
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@CassandraRules Basically the same thing.
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@CassandraRules Besides, I thought you were Cuban or something.
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@CassandraRules https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1038629031044935680/photo/1
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@CassandraRules Ugh. Northeasterners.
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Why are football rivalries great? Hatred. Not laughing and joking before the game. Signing each other’s jerseys. Brawling at midfield before the coin toss.
Jesse Kelly
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: At least Serena cares enough that she’ll cut your throat for screwing her out of a point. That’s WAY better than LeBron getting bounced from the Finals again and declaring, “It’s only basketball.” Barf.
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The last time tennis was worth watch was when John McEnroe was spiking rackets. NFL was better when Terrell Owens was blowing up locker rooms. NBA was better when the Pistons were breaking noses.
Jesse Kelly
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: Why are football rivalries great? Hatred. Not laughing and joking before the game. Signing each other’s jerseys. Brawling at midfield before the coin toss.
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Good sportsmanship? No. But I’m in the minority in that I love this kind of fire. Professional sports was better before everybody was trying to get along because they had the same agent. Give me some venom. Give me villains. For without villains there are no heroes. https://t.co/gDB2qYMiLD
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: The last time tennis was worth watch was when John McEnroe was spiking rackets. NFL was better when Terrell Owens was blowing up locker rooms. NBA was better when the Pistons were breaking noses.
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Good sportsmanship? No. But I’m in the minority in that I love this kind of fire. Professional sports was better before everybody was trying to get along because they had the same agent. Give me some venom. Give me villains. For without villains there are no heroes. https://twitter.com/davidlawtennis/status/1038540649451139072
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Interesting mode of transportation observation by @JesseKellyDC #NikeAd https://twitter.com/nwsltrMe/status/1038623516638236672/video/1
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Florida State is losing to Samford. Just goes to show, in the end it pays to be a clean program. Dirt catches up with you. #GoBuckeyes
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Shame to see two dirty programs like this. Especially after watching my Buckeyes win over Rutgers. The RIGHT way. #CLEMvsTAMU
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Pizza and college football. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1038570191297437701/photo/1
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"Just because you ride a jackass doesn't mean you're Jesus Christ"
Oh, @JesseKellyDC ???
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For those who missed me tonight on Fox News with Tucker Carlson, here it is. You're welcome. https://t.co/5rOhfCT4Wu
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Three Dog Night > The Who
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They already played it. Great golf. https://twitter.com/beyondreasdoubt/status/1038540943752945665
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@wimberley_mom Giuseppe??? You can’t be serious.
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Finally https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1038518407136731136/photo/1
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@_wintergirl93 I don’t like to brag.
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CC: @usairforce https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1038465674769850368/photo/1
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For those who missed me tonight on Fox News with Tucker Carlson, here it is. You're welcome. http://video.foxnews.com/v/5832300515001/
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Good morning, world. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1038408172455780352/photo/1
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This could be the thing that takes Trump down. https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1038279781446549506
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Trump kills me sometimes. I can almost hear the Invertebrate Wing of the GOP now.
<nerd voice> “That’s not very presidential!” https://twitter.com/breaking911/status/1038133088537272320
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@GayPatriot @DailyCaller Nbd
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Former Marine Mocks Colin Kaepernick’s ‘Bravery’ – He Deserves The ‘Medal Of Honor’ https://trib.al/q36Xr50 https://t.co/TeaEh4lT1c
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For those who missed me tonight on Fox News with Tucker Carlson, here it is. You're welcome. http://video.foxnews.com/v/5832300515001/
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Just finished watching a circle jerk session between @TuckerCarlson and @JesseKellyDC. Watch this clip of that Dumb Tuck laughing at Kelly’s Helen Keller joke. #Deplorables https://t.co/6XvSow3EiT
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25 minutes. You’re gonna do great. Like always.
Jesse Kelly
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: I did.
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Can’t wait, Jesse. You’re always so great.
Jesse Kelly
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: 25 minutes. You’re gonna do great. Like always.
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Guess who’s going on Fox News with @TuckerCarlson at 8:45ET tonight to talk about this @FDRLST piece. https://t.co/7mJIy8OJdL https://t.co/xAmH1Q3jZ6
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@JoshsBurnerAcct I owe for life for that one.
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How do you prep to go on national TV (Fox News at 8:45 ET)? Keto. #KetoLife https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1038200518303207425/photo/1
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@BridgetPhetasy @TuckerCarlson @FDRLST I’m taller than everyone.
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@BridgetPhetasy https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1038197429097639937/photo/1
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Same https://twitter.com/jennajameson/status/1038193746263695360
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@BrittMcHenry He was a snotty academic with no real world experience. He was always way over his skis in meetings with world leaders. That’s why he always got his lunch money taken. While pretending he was above it all.
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At his core, Obama was always a petty, immature, nasty street hustler who sowed more division in his eight years than any president I can remember. The regal image the media cheerleaders tried to paint of him never came close to matching reality. https://twitter.com/CBSNews/status/1038108636424355841
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Hey @KamalaHarris, I’ll be on Fox News at 8:45 ET tonight if you want to tune in. Nbd.
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@Patriot_Musket @NevilleD35 ??
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@Patriot_Musket That scumbag!
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@DeebsFTL @kayftl Lolol. Nbd.
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I spoke too soon??♀️ https://t.co/7WmEGG83tM
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Guess who’s going on Fox News with @TuckerCarlson at 8:45ET tonight to talk about this @FDRLST piece. https://t.co/7mJIy8OJdL https://t.co/xAmH1Q3jZ6
Jesse Kelly
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: Can’t wait, Jesse. You’re always so great.
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@PolitiBunny @zelda85044 @TuckerCarlson @FDRLST @chadfelixg Lolol. Stop that.
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@billycuth @TuckerCarlson @FDRLST Too true
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Guess who’s going on Fox News with @TuckerCarlson at 8:45ET tonight to talk about this @FDRLST piece. http://thefederalist.com/2018/09/07/nikes-pride-thumbing-colin-kaepernick-america-cost-3-billion/ https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1038132771737268224/photo/1
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Few candidates in U.S. history did more to destroy their party than @BarackObama did. 1000 seats lost nationwide. Many thanks to him for popping up today and reminding the country how back he sucked.
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Obama’s DOJ hacked @SharylAttkisson ‘s computer because she did critical reporting on his administration. https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1038107368519815171
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You spied on their reporters, seized phone records and personal emails and declared James Rosen an enemy of the state. Holder himself signed the secret search warrant application. https://t.co/UURshaCAaV
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I’ve never thought he was a bad guy. He’s a people pleaser. When he gets in a room full anti-gun freaks, he bends. When Jeff Flake and Dick Durban push him for amnesty, he bends. He doesn’t lack the kindness. He lacks the spine. https://twitter.com/wesleymouch8/status/1038115563564949505
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Don’t we all. https://twitter.com/vegasn8ive/status/1038114185694068736
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Between this and punking Alex Jones, I’m coming around on Rubio.
Marco Rubio
@marcorubio
On this day in 71B.C. the Thracian gladiator Spartacus was put to death by Marcus Licinius Crassus for disclosing confidential scrolls. When informed days later that in fact the Roman Senate had already publicly released the scrolls, Crassus replied “Oh, ok, my bad”.
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“...but who is the arrogant one? Is it the New York billionaire who took the time to understand the concerns of forgotten Americans? Or is it the corporation heaping monetary losses on its stockholders because they refuse to step out of the Portland bubble?” ? Excellent! https://t.co/cFzcXkn6uR
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Here's the best thing you'll read all day. Very insightful. https://t.co/7mJIy8OJdL
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"All of us have a need to present a better self to the world than what we actually are. But when businesses and journalists start to believe their own self-hype, they have started down a path that ends in irrelevant obscurity." https://t.co/J2amMGGlBU
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Here's the best thing you'll read all day. Very insightful. https://t.co/7mJIy8OJdL
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#JesseKellyBrief
Wife Keto, Selfies, Life Musts, Betting https://iamjessekelly.com/2018/09/07/jesse-kelly-brief-wife-keto-selfies-life-musts-betting/
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Gentlemen, this is how class is done.
Tell your 2nd cousins this.
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Here's the best thing you'll read all day. Very insightful. https://t.co/7mJIy8OJdL
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All depends on how hot you are. https://twitter.com/kayftl/status/1038096953391894528
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I know https://twitter.com/HMIBBook/status/1038076867369156613
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The Doctor makes another outstanding diagnosis.
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Here's the best thing you'll read all day. Very insightful. https://t.co/7mJIy8OJdL
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This is outstanding!!!
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Here's the best thing you'll read all day. Very insightful. https://t.co/7mJIy8OJdL
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20 burpees a day keeps the doctor away. https://twitter.com/f_o_g_2/status/1038092693111496704
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There are no guys like me. https://twitter.com/thekristincoyle/status/1038091051758759937
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You're a woman. Why are you in the woods? The shoes are at the mall. https://twitter.com/KateHydeNY/status/1038090366573072385
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That's like saying "_____ is better with bacon." Um, yeah. But that doesn't make them great. My potato stance stands. https://www.spreaker.com/user/9808690/the-jesse-kelly-show-9-6-2018 https://twitter.com/scblaufuss/status/1038089190708142080
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Be serious. Kamala all day long. https://twitter.com/TRHLofficial/status/1038088549327937538
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It was excellent. Love that writer. https://twitter.com/vegasn8ive/status/1038088690483060736
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Here's the best thing you'll read all day. Very insightful. http://thefederalist.com/2018/09/07/nikes-pride-thumbing-colin-kaepernick-america-cost-3-billion/
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No wave. Republicans will probably lose a few seats but they won't even lose control of the House. Democrats have had two years to refine their message and all they've come up with is "RUSSIA!!!!". https://twitter.com/Nikk1066/status/1038086090450714625
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If they stay within 3 touchdowns it be an upset. https://twitter.com/heckyessica/status/1038085740863868933
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No advice I can give him will be as effective as his inevitable slashed tires and penicillin prescription. https://twitter.com/Lynch_Jamin/status/1038061577436622849
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Chicken and cheese enchiladas with green salsa AND queso poured over the top. Corona with lime. Delicious and Keto friendly. https://twitter.com/DatOtherMichael/status/1038061029467537409
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Cooking https://twitter.com/cmwarren007/status/1038071433782415365
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Maddow. I'm tempted to say Booker because he's a Senator, but Maddow teasing a big release about Trump's tax returns only to reveal them and have them be the most vanilla thing ever, that was a bad moment. Truly embarrassing. https://twitter.com/kmh40/status/1038065374133211137
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Though I've been given no credit for it from the wife, I've been doing home improvement projects. Just changed three light bulbs this morning. https://twitter.com/lancito10/status/1038064913225330689
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I guess having to outrun your local Catholic priest that you won't hold accountable is its own education.
Pope Francis
@Pontifex
Without the right to education there is no real freedom, which allows every person to be the protagonist of their own destiny!
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Fold it properly and store it. Pass it down to your children and have them to the same to their children. https://twitter.com/elonbuck/status/1038063140230053894
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1. The Longest Yard
2. Boogie Nights
3. Smokey and the Bandit
4. Cop and a Half
5. Mystery, Alaska https://twitter.com/Oil_Guns_Merica/status/1038061209071828993
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Just tell them he's from New Jersey. Pretty much explains it all. https://twitter.com/FrankelJeremy/status/1038061790234587136
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That guy has a horrible nose itch and he's dying to scratch it but Cory Booker won't shut up and he knows he's on camera. https://twitter.com/DeebsFTL/status/1038061485988163584
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We don't have to do anything with them. They have almost no chance of reproducing. https://twitter.com/JaimeNeutron_/status/1038061280907673600
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@ChrisRBarron What a great value pick that must have been. Whoever did that is going to win the league.
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No need to worry about your cornea. As long as your eyes are fine, you can drive. https://twitter.com/JerseyJoe74/status/1038059954857488384
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It’s Friday. The Doctor is now in session. Good questions get on Jesse Kelly Brief (which returns today). The best questions get on The Jesse Kelly Show. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1038060308215078912/photo/1
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@TreyEschberger They'll be on iheart next week.
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The American people are sure to care more about a New York Times op-ed and Paul Manafort's ostrich jacket. Don't tell me about "jobs" and "paychecks". TRUMP IS RUDE TO THE MEDIA! https://twitter.com/MegKinnardAP/status/1038044289241104384
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What gets us into trouble is not what we don't know; it's what we know for sure that just ain't so. - Mark Twain
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@WaltzingMtilda It really is.
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Here’s last night’s Jesse Kelly Show https://www.spreaker.com/user/9808690/the-jesse-kelly-show-9-6-2018 https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1038048342712963072/photo/1
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#NeverForget https://twitter.com/BenHowe/status/1038042377439596544/photo/1
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Good morning, world. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1038040916123168768/photo/1
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@bethanyshondark ?. Mine too.
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@bethanyshondark She did. Large as life. It was amazing.
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Credit where it’s due to @andersoncooper for hammering him on this. That’s good stuff. https://twitter.com/realsaavedra/status/1037876249996083203
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Never bow to the Leftist rage mob. Bravo. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1037913179165286400/photo/1
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The day after @jack swore the site isn’t biased. LOL
Look, he’s a lunatic but this is an incredibly dangerous precedent. https://t.co/V9yhpnl5EY
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“I feel safe when dad is around.”
We will mess up in many ways, gentlemen. But we can’t mess up that one.
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I’ve got a @FDRLST piece coming soon and it won’t make a single person mad. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1037892277866299393/photo/1
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Sorry for being honest. https://twitter.com/aub_kelly/status/1037878226713018369
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@brandondarby @SenKamalaHarris @maddow Lolol
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It is time for The Jesse Kelly Show. Let's have some fun. https://kprcradio.iheart.com/
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@AsheSchow
“Dysentery” would have been funnier.
Missed opportunity https://t.co/VRLlE5YZFI
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When we travel to India, my mom will read headlines that say "67 killed in Indian village train accident" & call us in the middle of the night (time zone differences) to ask if we are okay. "Yeah, mom, there's a billion here, my odds are pretty good I'm not one of the dead." https://t.co/uMw1ErMVtF
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@SouthTxGent @MichaelBerrySho ?
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@steelerfan1220 Well come on.
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It’s. Painful. https://twitter.com/MichaelBerrySho/status/1037841478029074433
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“Republicans just want to be the ones eaten last.” -Me
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.@JesseKellyDC continuing to live rent-free in the minds of the crazies. https://twitter.com/TheTennStar/status/1037818183032492032
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The fans make it all worth it. https://twitter.com/TheTennStar/status/1037818183032492032
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If you also have helpful feedback for The Jesse Kelly Show, please feel free to send me an email at jesse@iamjessekelly.com. New episode airs live tonight at 7pm CT. Listen here: https://kprcradio.iheart.com https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1037814697163218945/photo/1
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Read it. Digest it. Share it. This is the hill to die on.
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https://thefederalist.com/2018/08/23/the-left-wont-stop-at-alex-jones-we-are-sliding-down-a-slippery-slope/
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Today it's Alex Jones. Tomorrow, it's you. Facebook and Twitter reach 2.5 billion people. Social media is the final frontier of the Information Age. We're going to let the Leftists run us out of it. https://thefederalist.com/2018/08/23/the-left-wont-stop-at-alex-jones-we-are-sliding-down-a-slippery-slope/
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Today, we permanently suspended @realalexjones and @infowars from Twitter and Periscope. We took this action based on new reports of Tweets and videos posted yesterday that violate our abusive behavior policy, in addition to the accounts’ past violations. https://t.co/gckzUAV8GL
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The evidence is conclusive... Kavanaugh is evil. https://twitter.com/GregGutfeldShow/status/1037447145778016260/video/1
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@JesseKellyDC @KamalaHarris You are
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@KamalaHarris I was talking about Kamala. Certainly not you, Andy.
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Today was the day @KamalaHarris finally became president.
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@KamalaHarris Nice
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“Hey I work for Trump but hate him as much as you do, can I write an anonymous op-ed?”
NYT: “Sure”
Real mystery there. https://t.co/Gtq7GKpaDx
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RIP https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1037794375911329792/photo/1
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Imagine how the media would DESTROY Cory Booker tonight if he was a Republican.
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@aub_kelly There aren’t even chips in here! https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1037763589925482502/photo/1
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I'm coming up next on @NRATV with @stinchfield1776. Watch here: https://www.nratv.com/
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Podcast of the show is here: https://www.spreaker.com/user/9808690/jesse-kelly https://twitter.com/dcarter299/status/1037718056531836928
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Today's Democrats are the 1960s radicals and they think they're the 1960s Green Berets. https://twitter.com/jameshohmann/status/1037708340455981056
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Thanks for reading. https://twitter.com/Knocksious/status/1037706587962585088
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I'll be back tonight. 7pm CT at https://kprcradio.iheart.com/
I'll be covering non-controversial things like Trump, Race/Culture, Islam, etc. https://twitter.com/RoyBear4/status/1037700259059822592
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Everything isn't the end of the world. Very few things are. You should cut people out of your life who constantly pour panic in your ear.
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Wife: “Come here, Luke. I need to style your hair for picture day.”
Luke: “I don’t need that. I’m handsome enough.” https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1037681959776993281/photo/1
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Good morning, world. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1037677950441861122/photo/1
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It’s not “TREASON”. It’s also not a “constitutional crisis”. It’s a NeverTrump nerd in the White House with an ax to grind. This will be out of the news cycle in a day. Everyone get a grip.
Jesse Kelly
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: “How can I interpret the latest news in a way that will confirm everything I’ve always thought.” -Everyone
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It’s not “TREASON”. It’s also not a “constitutional crisis”. It’s a NeverTrump nerd in the White House with an ax to grind. This will be out of the news cycle in a day. Everyone get a grip.
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Women running their bath water.... https://twitter.com/djspydermann/status/1037198502261080065/photo/1
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@DavidMc7557 @KPRCradio Back tomorrow ?
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1. The New York Times op-ed is a huge nothingburger with no damaging information. It’s standard NeverTrump talking points. Yawn.
2. Trump’s hiring record is the biggest black mark on his presidency. The people he hires are abysmal and he gets the blame for that.
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Lol. Back tomorrow. Promise. https://twitter.com/NamesTim/status/1037491655761453057
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@the_klute Should have been Kamala Harris.
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@SwingCod I guess I never read those ones. Honestly thought she was like Captain Planet.
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72% of black children are born into single-parent homes. Single-parent homes are THE largest factor in how a child's life turns out. Black kids do not need another victim leader. They need a dad. https://twitter.com/realDailyWire/status/1037417015970021377
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I honestly never knew #CaptainMarvel was a woman. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1037427144463450113/photo/1
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All the Leftists are now carless.
Breaking911
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ALERT: Toyota Recalls 1 MILLION Prius Vehicles - https://t.co/94uFWJxOuk https://t.co/FRkbhK7cym
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Save some women for the rest of us, bro. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1037385939142762496/photo/1
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@MattWalshBlog @JesseKellyDC https://www.nationalreview.com/2018/09/gosnell-movie-director-nick-searcy-truthful-movies-serious-issues/
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The Left's obsession with abortion is chilling. It really reveals the demonic roots of leftist ideology.
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Woman who has made a career out of bashing the only country in the Middle East where women enjoy equal rights has something to say about justice or something. https://t.co/Lt7k0kexah
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8th combat deployment.
6 Bronze Stars.
We lost the best of us. https://twitter.com/JerryDunleavy/status/1037094572529250305
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@MrsAngelaJolene https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1037366642429374464/photo/1
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I’m no longer alive. https://twitter.com/Fuctupmind/status/1037139638668931077
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Good. I'd rather the mother did this than killing her child. Find the baby a home. https://twitter.com/HoustonChron/status/1037318826604613633
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Outside of a death in the family or some horrific personal tragedy, you better not be crying at work. Hold it together or leave and don’t come back until you’re an adult. https://twitter.com/Slate/status/1037350912279367680
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You were arrested for being obnoxious. Just be glad they didn’t catch you the other thousand times. https://t.co/zsCMk4umsm
Piper Perabo #StayHome
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I was just arrested for civil disobedience in the Kavanaugh hearings.
Many citizens before me have fought for the equal rights of women. I can’t be silent when someone is nominated to the Supreme Court who would take our equal rights away.
#StopKavanagh
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Not that there’s anyone who missed it, but the show is available here for anyone who wants to listen again. https://www.spreaker.com/user/9808690/jesse-kelly https://twitter.com/WAeeds/status/1037342033277542400
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Good morning, world. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1037319404768382977/photo/1
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Trump is a populist. No matter how much the media would have you believe otherwise, he’s not some dullard. He’s going to put himself on the opposite side of the NFL anthem kneelers because that stance gives him a plurality of the public. Leftists would be wise to let this one die https://twitter.com/JordynsMimi/status/1037181281031938050
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Planning a family trip to Europe because I like history and I like to eat. So world travelers, besides Rome, which destinations would you recommend?
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My son was shot 3 times please keep him in your prayers
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Started a movie 45 mins ago with my wife.
We’re 7 mins in.
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Um, excuse me. That’s the point of dieting. It has to be such a miserable existence that you seek recognition from others for your plight. Only by depriving your body of the nutrients it craves can you achieve greatness. Diet experts know more than God. #KetoLife https://twitter.com/beyondreasdoubt/status/1033788667524009984
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@KurtSchlichter Actually, yes.
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God have mercy. Pray for Jacksonville.
Breaking911
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MASS SHOOTING AT MADDEN TOURNAMENT IN JACKSONVILLE:
- At Least 10 Shot
- Several Dead
- Gunman at Large
https://t.co/4C7jDtyeyS https://t.co/6PPB8rPUxv
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Leave some chicks for the rest of us, bro. https://twitter.com/keithawynn/status/1033727379053662208
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"But Trump" is a hollow excuse from a Congress that rode "Repeal Obamacare" to power and still hasn't put a repeal on the desk of the president. https://twitter.com/_Drew_McCoy_/status/1033773811454431233
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@ClareDevereaux @cindymhendricks Happy birthday, Cindy.
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@ResethO HUGE help. Thank you.
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Once upon a time, he bent over backwards to help me when he didn't have to. And I'll tell you all something, dude was HILARIOUS behind closed doors. Crass and hilarious. I watched him spill coffee on himself and his reaction to that had me in tears. https://twitter.com/MarylkaMP/status/1033763553646264320
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@WLFanning Gotta be honest, that was my question.
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@katie_a_baker Thank you! I just may
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Wife: “James is struggling with 4th grade math. He doesn’t understand placeholders. Can you help him?”
Me: https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1033760657844391936/photo/1
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When a baseball player strikes out 20 times in a row, he doesn’t blame the pitcher. When you’ve been divorced five times, you’re the problem.
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: And when the only explanation you have for Trump’s unwavering supporters is, “They’re a bunch of cultish, uneducated racists.”, then you have missed the plot. Maybe it’s not them. Maybe.....it’s you. That’s all.
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That doesn’t mean you have to give up the things you believe. But these media rooms packed with college degrees should have enough education to look at things from a different angle. Especially when they’re CONSTANTLY missing the mark.
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: When a baseball player strikes out 20 times in a row, he doesn’t blame the pitcher. When you’ve been divorced five times, you’re the problem.
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You know what stops the media from applying rules like that and bridging that divide? Pride. It takes humility to look in the mirror and say, “Maybe I don’t get it.”
Jesse Kelly
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: That doesn’t mean you have to give up the things you believe. But these media rooms packed with college degrees should have enough education to look at things from a different angle. Especially when they’re CONSTANTLY missing the mark.
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Back in the primary when I was pulling hard for Cruz and hated Trump’s guts, a friend of mine gave me some great advice. He said to divide all my outrage by 4. The chasm between how mad I got at Trump and how Trump’s supporters viewed him is THAT big.
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: You know what stops the media from applying rules like that and bridging that divide? Pride. It takes humility to look in the mirror and say, “Maybe I don’t get it.”
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Beware the echo chamber. When all your friends, colleagues, and neighbors agree with you, you end up living in a world of make believe.
Jesse Kelly
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: Back in the primary when I was pulling hard for Cruz and hated Trump’s guts, a friend of mine gave me some great advice. He said to divide all my outrage by 4. The chasm between how mad I got at Trump and how Trump’s supporters viewed him is THAT big.
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“remarkably”
We are almost two years into the Trump presidency. At some point the media has GOT to figure out the public and how they view Trump. At some point it’s not naïveté anymore. Now I’m wondering if they’re just stupid. https://t.co/h0BW6HHUca
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: Beware the echo chamber. When all your friends, colleagues, and neighbors agree with you, you end up living in a world of make believe.
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“remarkably”
We are almost two years into the Trump presidency. At some point the media has GOT to figure out the public and how they view Trump. At some point it’s not naïveté anymore. Now I’m wondering if they’re just stupid. https://twitter.com/MeetThePress/status/1033703276972335105
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One year later we remain #HoustonStrong. ? https://twitter.com/HoustonRockets/status/1033730791610544128/video/1
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Young Breakfast Taco https://t.co/eUWU4B12uV
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: My people https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1033742918882942978/photo/1
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Young Breakfast Taco https://twitter.com/WORLDSTAR/status/1033222941037588480
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Please join me in showing the proper respect to women on this sacred #WomensEqualityDay https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1033734559618269185/photo/1
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If enough women show up & march around chanting like cheerleaders then Kavanaugh can’t be on the Supreme Court. It is a loophole to thwart the executive & the senate. It’s in The Constitution. It’s called The Mobilization Clause. Read it. https://t.co/UDJfhVKIp2
Hillary Clinton
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People are mobilizing across the country today to #StopKavanaugh. Find an event near you: https://t.co/4ilvODIWAR
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Good morning, world. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1033721091112558594/photo/1
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The same safety rating as lethal injection. https://twitter.com/PPFA/status/1033500541756862464
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“Sure he died, but let’s not forget he was a Republican” https://twitter.com/MatthewKeysLive/status/1033513500797063168
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I love you forever - my beloved father @SenJohnMcCain https://twitter.com/MeghanMcCain/status/1033514757544767488/photo/1
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He served his country with honor. God rest his soul and comfort his family. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1033522591020068864/photo/1
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What? https://twitter.com/CNN/status/1032169517093449728
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@LilMissRightie My whimsy left when I turned 12. Like most people.
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@LilMissRightie Yeah. That sounds so fun. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1033495945365864448/photo/1
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@DrMikeSimpson https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1033491923913383936/photo/1
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@WaltzingMtilda Dirtballs anyway.
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My love of Philly cheesesteak pizza combined with my inability to ever order it, makes me feel like a coward. It’s just too risky when you know the meat-lovers pizza will never let you down.
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Look at the future losers trying to find backup before the season even begins. Just take your beating like a man, Op. https://twitter.com/ProperOpinion/status/1033473380111065090
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Which, if you set aside your soul and sense of decency for a moment, is rather impressive. A couple of bumpkins from Arkansas walked into DC without a penny all those years ago. Today, they are on the short list for Most Powerful Families In The World. That's some serious hustle.
Jesse Kelly
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: Either way, Trump has every right to be annoyed by this investigation. It was a Russian collusion investigation. We've long passed the point they're even PRETENDING there was any collusion. Now it looks like they're shooting a target and painting a bullseye around it. That's all.
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Also, it does make you wonder just how pervasive the Clinton herpes are in DC. They've built up a lot of wealth and power over the last 3 decades. They're owed a LOT of favors by a LOT of people.
Jesse Kelly
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: Which, if you set aside your soul and sense of decency for a moment, is rather impressive. A couple of bumpkins from Arkansas walked into DC without a penny all those years ago. Today, they are on the short list for Most Powerful Families In The World. That's some serious hustle.
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You have to almost admire the balls on @Comey. At best he was a weak, naive leader who allowed the agents under his command to go wild. At worst, he was endlessly corrupt. Yet today he spends his time whining about Trump "undermining America's faith in institutions."
Jesse Kelly
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: Also, it does make you wonder just how pervasive the Clinton herpes are in DC. They've built up a lot of wealth and power over the last 3 decades. They're owed a LOT of favors by a LOT of people.
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That’s not “whataboutism”. That’s simply asking for justice to be blind. As justice should be.
Jesse Kelly
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: You have to almost admire the balls on @Comey. At best he was a weak, naive leader who allowed the agents under his command to go wild. At worst, he was endlessly corrupt. Yet today he spends his time whining about Trump "undermining America's faith in institutions."
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This is a very big deal and it shouldn’t be laughed off by the Invertebrate GOPers. You can’t raid the office of Trump’s attorney after you did the bare minimum to investigate Hillary. Justice for all or justice for nobody. https://t.co/qUHUqR0w3y
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: That’s not “whataboutism”. That’s simply asking for justice to be blind. As justice should be.
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This is a very big deal and it shouldn’t be laughed off by the Invertebrate GOPers. You can’t raid the office of Trump’s attorney after you did the bare minimum to investigate Hillary. Justice for all or justice for nobody. https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1033341088579440640
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“Hey Jesse, please respond to things you didn’t say or even imply.”
If you’d like to argue with yourself, you don’t need me. Just find a mirror. https://twitter.com/joshbachlaw/status/1033422710745882624
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Good call! Give him all the money you have! https://twitter.com/ManteyDS/status/1033416251094310912
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@JamesHasson20 @ChrisRBarron @TianaTheFirst Yep. Me either.
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Trump should cancel the $500 million to South Africa because the American worker doesn’t deserve to have his hard-earned labor sent to freaking South Africa. Or really anywhere else. https://twitter.com/charliekirk11/status/1033397027449831424
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Keto isn’t about what foods you can or can’t eat. Keto is about how often you tell people you’re doing Keto. It’s a lifestyle. https://twitter.com/JuanBillion/status/1033403973355692032
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It’s time for some authentic Mexican food. One of the many joys of living in Houston.
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: Mission accomplished. #KetoLife https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1033405605950709761/photo/1
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Um, Mexican food is peak Keto. https://twitter.com/scblaufuss/status/1033402310590783489
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@heckyessica Mother of god
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It’s time for some authentic Mexican food. One of the many joys of living in Houston.
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It’s borderline creepy how every major network is so committed to representing only one side of the immigration debate. https://twitter.com/NBCNightlyNews/status/1033398602398236679
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And in that moment, Jimmy and Bobby realized they didn’t want to play Fortnite anymore
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Be serious https://twitter.com/gwengenuity/status/1033397238884691969
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You could have saved yourself some time and just stopped by Harry Reid’s house. He would have told you why you can’t. https://twitter.com/laurenduca/status/1033316609291706368
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@BrittMcHenry Thank you so much, Britt.
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John F. Kennedy https://t.co/c5a1wxtWPN
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: Cracks me up how many people put on these rosy glasses about past politicians. People, they’re almost ALL checkered people. Most successful people are checkered. Welcome to reality.
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John F. Kennedy
David Rothkopf
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Can you think of an American public official who was a worse human being than Donald Trump? Seriously. Just one.
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@RaymondWPS Dude, it’s mixed in.
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It’s not hard to separate the spec ops guys from the regular Air Force guys. Some of those pushups are SAD. https://twitter.com/AirForceTimes/status/1033057800795181056
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@TianaTheFirst I still have no idea what this Q stuff is and I’ve never been more happy to be old and naive.
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I’ll never forget the peasants just because I’m richer and more famous than they are. Also, JKB continues. Begins again next week. https://twitter.com/TunaTweetn/status/1033384173841645569
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How insulting. Some women do a lot more than “work”. They cook and wear heels and put on makeup to make themselves even hotter. https://twitter.com/politico/status/1033373450742771718
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@Oil_Guns_Merica lol. How embarrassing.
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PRO TIP: Take the time and get your woman a customized cake for her birthday. I got this one done for my wife's 30th. She still talks about it to this day. #MakingMemories https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1033373296736256000/photo/1
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@BillJLibrary I'm already there, man. Sad times.
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lololol. Yes, I understand it's different for the gays. I'm just saying straight guys don't bring in pictures to show the barber. That's just not something that happens. https://twitter.com/SincereTruths/status/1033370978812874753
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Do women think that men do this? We don't. We sit down and say, "Just shorten everything." It's not more complicated than that. https://twitter.com/GQMagazine/status/1033368455041433600
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I'm no longer alive. https://twitter.com/GarbageHuman_/status/1033337831547068417
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Sure, sure. That's the right priority. https://twitter.com/CatholicBishops/status/1032886935411417088
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This is, by my count, the sixth anonymously-sourced Russia “bombshell” that was false. Others:
—Flynn testifying re campaign collusion (ABC)
—DJT Jr getting Wikileaks dump early (CNN)
—Mooch/Russia meetings (CNN)
—Cohen wiretap (NBC)
—Trump/Deutsche Bank (WSJ/Bloomberg) https://t.co/yGtFa8biPZ
Rich Noyes
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Last month, ABC CBS and NBC touted a "stunning" "bombshell" accusation from Michael Cohen, 28 MINUTES of coverage in one day. Now that it's fallen apart, NOT ONE SECOND for a correction. #TTT https://t.co/Uw7KpHjUCj
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@FoundersGirl What in the world???
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I’m ashamed. I abandoned Keto this morning. I’ll get back on the wagon for lunch. Sorry I let you all down. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1033356770671042566/photo/1
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Good morning, world. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1033343518822084608/photo/1
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@jswifty250 It is. It’s awful. But what a kid. Good stuff.
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Bullying will never stop. But this young warrior will heal and he’ll grow up to be the kind of man this society needs. Bravo to him. Chicks dig scars. Go forth, young man. https://twitter.com/GabeCohenKOMO/status/1033071194939973632
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Give a shoutout to @Taylor_PD_TX for stopping something horrific BEFORE it happened. Law enforcement is too often the Lost Luggage Department that only gets recognition when they fail. https://twitter.com/abc13houston/status/1032799673524912132
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@terryschappert Thank you so much
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Thread. This is great news. You're gonna kill it, Jesse.
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FINALLY I'm allowed to tell you guys what I'm doing. Stand by:
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@TexasChance Hmm. I think I know one. He’s so smart and handsome and awesome.
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@yashar @KassyDillon 6’8 https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1033120246570409984/photo/1
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@ComfortablySmug Which I even pointed out to her. She acted like that meant nothing.
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@KassyDillon Lol. This is my favorite picture ever.
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The wife asked me to pick up an appetizer she could take to neighborhood girls’ night and APPARENTLY what I got isn’t good enough. Bunch of snobs. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1033118002416369665/photo/1
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#Blessed https://twitter.com/marcianair/status/1033110053103067136
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@NNJ_Taxman Dude, I’m not made of money.
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I hate to splurge but it’s Friday and I’m gonna celebrate The Jesse Kelly Show with a little of the good stuff. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1033097300816605184/photo/1
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And then out of nowhere I was asked to do a radio show. Starting September 4th, The Jesse Kelly Show will air. Live weeknights Monday-Friday. the opportunity came fast and had a short fuse. This is a dream come true and I'm going to chase it.
Jesse Kelly
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: My family is thrilled because we had begun to pack up and move. But I am choosing another career and pursuing a different course and I get to stay in this city I've come to love. You will be blessed with my new show very soon. Thanks for all your support. That's all.
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It's been a bit of a dramatic, whirlwind week for my futures and fortune. I was preparing to move to DC within a matter of days. I cannot discuss what it was but I was beyond excited about it.
Jesse Kelly
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: And then out of nowhere I was asked to do a radio show. Starting September 4th, The Jesse Kelly Show will air. Live weeknights Monday-Friday. the opportunity came fast and had a short fuse. This is a dream come true and I'm going to chase it.
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FINALLY I'm allowed to tell you guys what I'm doing. Stand by:
Jesse Kelly
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: It's been a bit of a dramatic, whirlwind week for my futures and fortune. I was preparing to move to DC within a matter of days. I cannot discuss what it was but I was beyond excited about it.
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FINALLY I'm allowed to tell you guys what I'm doing. Stand by:
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No, it’s like 95% of journalism today. It’s cheerleading. https://twitter.com/DougAdamavich/status/1033060525297397760
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@mrglenn Could be. Could be a variety of the things. But he definitely has no intention of being a Texas Senator.
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Nothing bothers people who can't more than people who can.
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Beto O’Rourke has no chance against Cruz because he’s not trying to win. I don’t know why more people can’t see that. He’s angling for some other job. These are not positions you take publicly if you’re running for Senate in Texas. https://twitter.com/CNNPolitics/status/1032863334301937666
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"It's only Alex Jones." https://twitter.com/Cameron_Gray/status/1032970766000775175
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I'm so uncomfortable. https://twitter.com/historylvrsclub/status/1033043334640689152
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What did you cook? https://twitter.com/_HellzBellz/status/1033041498286186498
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Get out of the Air Force and join the Marines. https://twitter.com/Lynch_Jamin/status/1033033658796572674
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I haven't store bought a pair of pants in over a decade. It's a pain in the rear end but those are the sacrifices I make to be better than short people. https://twitter.com/amysuds/status/1033039795398864896
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No chance. Zero. There are two people in this entire state who would even have a chance against Ted Cruz and neither of them are going to challenge him. (Abbott and Perry) https://twitter.com/diamondjaye/status/1032995142318342144
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Kraft dry powder, a half a stick of butter, and a dab of heavy cream. https://twitter.com/Opheliaa_1/status/1033036892869156871
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Thank God https://twitter.com/sirensoIiIoquy/status/1033036281410936835
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“I knew it was a mistake moving you to Florida.” https://twitter.com/po_maga/status/1033035793231765504
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I wouldn’t care what kind of animal but I’d definitely be the tail. https://twitter.com/mtoni93/status/1033033775784054784
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@kayftl @sirensoIiIoquy Why don’t you two go share a spot at the nail salon and leave this to the men?
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UPDATE: There is ONE spot left. Make your best pitch. Women need not apply. https://t.co/UBBOjXPM7l
Jesse Kelly
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: Just occurred to me that our league is whiter than bingo night. Any brother want to play? @NevilleD35?
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UPDATE: There is ONE spot left. Make your best pitch. Women need not apply.
Jesse Kelly
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Thinking about doing a 10 man fantasy football league for Twitter people. Obviously, no women allowed. Make your pitch if you want in.
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When is the last time Ben Sasse said something publicly that didn’t make the Left cheer? https://t.co/BBpkxL6c5w
Jesse Kelly
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: I have no problem with senators ripping on Trump. They don’t work for him. But if that’s the only time I hear from you, hard pass.
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@RBPundit Lol. I feel like this picture is an outlier and not indicative of her overall body of work.
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When is the last time Ben Sasse said something publicly that didn’t make the Left cheer?
ABC News Politics
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"The attorney general's job is not to be a political hack," Sen. Ben Sasse tells @ABC amid Trump-Sessions dispute.
"The idea that Jeff Sessions might be fired because he's not a political hack is a very, very bad idea." https://t.co/2SnDsXUZRR https://t.co/eXOUALH1cP
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Texas https://twitter.com/buckinflynd/status/1033016424523096065
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Ginger. Men who say Mary Ann are liars. https://twitter.com/mpmcreynolds/status/1033021274300342272
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@pipandbaby @schultzenfreude Patience. Things changed. For the better. Probably today.
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Grant https://twitter.com/F_O_G_2/status/1033008031938830336
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I choose to live in the real world. Others find comfort in a world of make believe. https://twitter.com/KennethWShelton/status/1033005711964422144
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Not camping in the passing lane. https://twitter.com/ChuckEChaves/status/1032991044915404802
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I’m married. My towels just miraculously disappear and then clean ones reappear sporadically. No clue how that happens. https://twitter.com/mwbank/status/1032991024283406336
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Get a new husband before you put those abominations on your feet. https://twitter.com/CatOnTheFridge/status/1032991981146800132
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She’s fun to pile on because she’s a socialist and an idiot but she’s a hard worker and her idiocy is endearing. She’ll be around for a long time. https://twitter.com/themissionguy/status/1032993733837381636
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Housewarming party sounds brutal. Put your hand on the grill so you can go to the doctor and ditch the party. https://twitter.com/shmasonsays/status/1032996288764301316
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Got drunk, swam in the ocean in Okinawa, annnnnnnd stepped on a sea urchin. Have the scar to this day. https://twitter.com/goldhat_lou/status/1032991233956872192
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Silence. https://twitter.com/11MyJam/status/1032991759763210240
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Man didn’t quit trying to climb Everest because he failed the first few times. https://twitter.com/heckyessica/status/1032991724438614017
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It’s Friday. The Doctor is now in session. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1032990486020141058/photo/1
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Twitter can fix the problem they have with conservatives very quickly—by examining and eliminating the elements of the Quality Filter—but they won’t do it. Here’s @PoliticalShort and I at @FDRLST today. https://t.co/fMWkBTjiBQ
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Good morning, world. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1032976109896433664/photo/1
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@11MyJam Uh, yeah. Sorry. We’re full.
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@VixenRogue Pfft. Would never happen.
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@legallybae https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1032806041787002880/photo/1
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The Left Won't Stop At Alex Jones. We Are Sliding Down A Slippery Slope http://fdrl.st/av9
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Thinking about doing a 10 man fantasy football league for Twitter people. Obviously, no women allowed. Make your pitch if you want in.
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Name a better food value than Little Caesars $5 large pepperoni. Maybe the $1 sausage burrito at McDonalds. #KetoLife
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I think I’m gonna go keto. https://t.co/rzYJwIwLQ5
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The GOP collectively cannot get their ish together enough to simply defund PP. Perhaps we have much, much deeper issues than Trump who’s gone in either two or six years. Just a thought. https://t.co/qWdrmF4AoB
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Another 2000 word article about why Trump shouldn’t cheat on his wife is fine. But it gives no tangible alternative. Are conservatives really expected to throw away the wins because Trump can’t keep his pants on? Even if you say “yes” to that question, you can’t be that naive.
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A serious piece, in fact. Good read.
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This article sums things up perfectly. Wow. What a read. https://t.co/Q1GCSQHc3L
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Inside every woman is a different woman who’s going to hate how the outside woman decorated the house.
Jesse Kelly
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: -I hate our curtains.
-You mean the curtains you picked out like two years ago?
-I’m sorry for trying to make a nice home! https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1032774770985775105/photo/1
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Inside every woman is a different woman who’s going to hate how the outside woman decorated the house.
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The shirts are for the men! The APRONS are for the women.
https://iamjessekelly.com/shop/ https://twitter.com/moniemon84/status/1032761130936983552
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Your semi-annual reminder that Susan Collins and Lisa Murkowski are gutter trash. https://twitter.com/burgessev/status/1032729685271171072
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@ascending2him Hi! please find the unroll here: Thread by @JesseKellyDC: "The Left is furious about Reality Winner’s punishment because anything and everything is acceptable when trying to take […]" https://t.co/gGDxklbxBt
Enjoy :) ?
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Everyone should read this and retweet. Hits the nail on the head.
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This article sums things up perfectly. Wow. What a read. https://t.co/Q1GCSQHc3L
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I understand what a privilege it is to live in a tolerant, enlightened Western society. That said, it speaks poorly of our culture that Larry Nassar is still alive. https://twitter.com/TianaTheFirst/status/1032744030042374144
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maybe you shouldn’t paint a flag in the middle of the road. just a thought. https://twitter.com/TheSpec/status/1032249120763858944
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Mercy https://twitter.com/KamalaHarris/status/1032384304901308418/video/1
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@MelissaTweets The SECOND they let me.
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@EricaMKaiser https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1032739840377401350/photo/1
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As an avid Ohio State fan, I fully support their decision to make sure he won’t be coaching against Rutgers. There are just more important things than wins. https://twitter.com/willcain/status/1032619990954991617
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Pundits: “Trump had a bad week. Democrats should take advantage and handle it smartly.”
Democrats: “Hahahahahaha. No.” https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1032733313893580801
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"Today students are taught the evil of Trump’s immigration policies and football coaches lose their jobs if they pray on the field with their teams."
Great piece, read it. https://t.co/nrdp1DMLe1
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This article sums things up perfectly. Wow. What a read. https://t.co/Q1GCSQHc3L
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This article sums things up perfectly. Wow. What a read. http://thefederalist.com/2018/08/23/the-left-wont-stop-at-alex-jones-we-are-sliding-down-a-slippery-slope/
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Of course, Ted's wearing a swim suit. https://twitter.com/HistoryInPix/status/1032694725915160576
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Much still left to accomplish, but important to recognize the hard-work and life-saving efforts of our city’s @HoustonFire firefighters and first responders. Despite the devastation, #Harvey revealed the best in our community in @HoustonTX https://t.co/WZ9fONF91d
Chris B. Brown
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@FireChiefofHFD & the brave men & women of @HoustonFire were on the front lines of Hurricane Harvey. Houston’s resiliency is what the Chief remembers most about the storm, #AYearAfterHarvey.
“Just hours after the storm, Houston was fighting back.”
https://t.co/RYEaT81KH8
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@ComfortablySmug That’s cause he watches GOT. He knows what happens to leakers. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1032692712867352576/photo/1
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Seems to me, if you’re interested in credibility, it would be better not to pigeon-hole yourself as a blind Trump hater. Then when he screws up (like that embarrassing omnibus bill he signed), your critiques actually mean something.
Jesse Kelly
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: Trump is going to be a two term president. If you don’t think so, you’re too deep in the bubble. You’re telling yourself the same lie we Obama-haters told ourselves in 2012. Until then, it’s Trump or the wackos. That’s an easy choice. That’s all.
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And don’t tell me things like THIS are a tangible alternative. You might be able to sell that to 1000 old ladies on your email list as you con them out of their Social Security check, but voters aren’t falling for that. https://t.co/f8lIC2HRSF
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: Seems to me, if you’re interested in credibility, it would be better not to pigeon-hole yourself as a blind Trump hater. Then when he screws up (like that embarrassing omnibus bill he signed), your critiques actually mean something.
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Another 2000 word article about why Trump shouldn’t cheat on his wife is fine. But it gives no tangible alternative. Are conservatives really expected to throw away the wins because Trump can’t keep his pants on? Even if you say “yes” to that question, you can’t be that naive.
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: And don’t tell me things like THIS are a tangible alternative. You might be able to sell that to 1000 old ladies on your email list as you con them out of their Social Security check, but voters aren’t falling for that. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1032689296917123072/photo/1
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The “you godless Trump-voting savages” wing of the Right would do well to remember that people do not feel like they have a choice. It’s Trump or the wackos. And if you’re going to daily insist Trump’s voters reject him, then you better offer a TANGIBLE alternative.
Jesse Kelly
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: Another 2000 word article about why Trump shouldn’t cheat on his wife is fine. But it gives no tangible alternative. Are conservatives really expected to throw away the wins because Trump can’t keep his pants on? Even if you say “yes” to that question, you can’t be that naive.
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People feel like there are no rules in politics anymore. No standards. No morals. So they just don’t care when their guy has failings.
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: The “you godless Trump-voting savages” wing of the Right would do well to remember that people do not feel like they have a choice. It’s Trump or the wackos. And if you’re going to daily insist Trump’s voters reject him, then you better offer a TANGIBLE alternative.
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“Giving away classified information isn’t THAT big of a deal if it hurts Trump.” is exactly why so many on the Right shrug their shoulders when they find out Trump went swimming in the community pool named Stormy Daniels.
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: People feel like there are no rules in politics anymore. No standards. No morals. So they just don’t care when their guy has failings.
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The Left is furious about Reality Winner’s punishment because anything and everything is acceptable when trying to take down Trump. It’s not more complicated than that. https://t.co/Igpa90XIwl
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: “Giving away classified information isn’t THAT big of a deal if it hurts Trump.” is exactly why so many on the Right shrug their shoulders when they find out Trump went swimming in the community pool named Stormy Daniels.
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The Left is furious about Reality Winner’s punishment because anything and everything is acceptable when trying to take down Trump. It’s not more complicated than that. https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1032678580805873664/photo/1
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@davereaboi Thanks so much, man.
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@JesseKellyDC nails it. http://thefederalist.com/2018/08/23/the-left-wont-stop-at-alex-jones-we-are-sliding-down-a-slippery-slope/ https://twitter.com/davereaboi/status/1032670032973778945/photo/1
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Thanks for reading. https://twitter.com/jmpetrie63/status/1032668968979320832
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“If others will not give you that cooperation, you have to take it from them. “
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“Freedom is not something you acquire by practicing it.” -Me https://t.co/Q1GCSQHc3L
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It really was. https://twitter.com/vegasn8ive/status/1032654301070540803
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Some wise words on slippery slopes and such.
"Yesterday it was Jones. Today, YouTube censored human vanilla Dennis Prager. Tomorrow, there may be a knock on YOUR door." https://t.co/l80JAWgh1E
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“Freedom is not something you acquire by practicing it.” -Me https://t.co/Q1GCSQHc3L
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“Freedom is not something you acquire by practicing it.” -Me http://thefederalist.com/2018/08/23/the-left-wont-stop-at-alex-jones-we-are-sliding-down-a-slippery-slope/
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Good morning, world. http://thefederalist.com/2018/08/23/the-left-wont-stop-at-alex-jones-we-are-sliding-down-a-slippery-slope/
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This is a bittersweet moment for me. I’ve got to say goodbye to Houston. A place I’ve grown to love. But this opportunity is simply a dream. Beyond blessed. Thanks to all of you who’ve been rooting for me.
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I’ve gotta step into one of the most important meetings of my life now. Y’all don’t burn down the country while I’m gone. I can’t be here to save you like always.
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What they promised: treason.
What they hoped for: collusion.
What they’ll settle for: hooker hush money.
https://t.co/3S9sc0VHk8
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'Member that time Trump told Mika not to ask him anything "too hard" and she said, "ok"?
The internet 'members....
https://t.co/5s1Z2HQcnc https://t.co/KvGkOGbs3i
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None of the news about either man had anything to do with Russia. https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1032029459086487553
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1450913769987747840
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1450830221976944640
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1450830221976944640
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1450613545843019777
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Classifier 20220903001845
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1450598812452626435
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1462215865320022020
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1462189657442115592
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Classifier 20220903001845
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Classifier 20220903001845
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1462927780102950913
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Classifier 20220903001845
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1479148840225845253
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Classifier 20220903001845
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Classifier 20220903001845
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1479134911734943747
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Classifier 20220903001845
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1479132817246334977
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Classifier 20220903001845
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1479088386853982211
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Classifier 20220903001845
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1549171584455397379
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Classifier 20220903001845
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1557825960279511044
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Classifier 20220903001845
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1557797611268194304
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Classifier 20220903001845
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1557768147129827328
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Classifier 20220903001845
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FZ1Kz_hWAAQFmIa.jpg
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1557483306635100165
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Classifier 20220903001845
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1557483306635100165
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Classifier 20220903001845
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1557447904939458560
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Classifier 20220903001845
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1565830731791753218
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Classifier 20220903001845
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Fbqi0jiXEAUhoTQ.jpg
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1565742847810310144
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Classifier 20220903001845
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1565741987327889410
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Classifier 20220903001845
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1565493558521520129
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Classifier 20220903001845
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FbmchPeWYAECsTF.jpg
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1565454443692412928
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Classifier 20220903001845
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FbhO8HBWIAIMk-h.jpg
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1565087669805146112
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Classifier 20220903001845
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FcJyinHXwAYlcA7.jpg
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1567941563933949954
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Classifier 20220903001845
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1571149379272339462
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Classifier 20220903001845
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1570511507485773824
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Classifier 20220903001845
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1570511507485773824
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Classifier 20220903001845
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1570497781328121858
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Classifier 20220903001845
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1570495012185702402
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Classifier 20220903001845
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1569831492737531905
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Classifier 20220903001845
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1504500265562648581
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Classifier 20220903001845
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FKtYWfaWYAMT0y4.jpg
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1489381247419916291
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Classifier 20220903001845
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FKtB-euXwAIm04K.jpg
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1489356647038439436
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Classifier 20220903001845
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FM0CRNWWYAE_ICX.jpg
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1498856748526014475
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Classifier 20220903001845
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FOAv_40XsAIkUYq.jpg
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1504255053879779328
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Classifier 20220903001845
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1504255053879779328
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FMfT0USX0A0AYgD.jpg
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1497398303511789578
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Classifier 20220903001845
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FMeeNHOXoAY-bu0.jpg
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1497339352065654789
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Classifier 20220903001845
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FMeeNHNX0AAMbtr.jpg
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1497339352065654789
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Classifier 20220903001845
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FMYOOsjXsAc_Xgf.jpg
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1496899574711136260
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Classifier 20220903001845
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FMYNvH0X0AALcxm.jpg
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1496899033155407874
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FMYNvH0X0AY-0sP.jpg
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1496899033155407874
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Classifier 20220903001845
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FM3VhKzXMAcJrpU.jpg
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1499089019363278848
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Classifier 20220903001845
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FM3VTzcXEAAPXN5.jpg
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1499088790387933188
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Classifier 20220903001845
etc 47%
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FM3VHS_WYAUmkOa.jpg
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1499088575551488002
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FOACpxwXoAUpj4S.jpg
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1504205194690809858
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Classifier 20220903001845
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FN_JMmtXoAMuWS8.jpg
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1504142022768164864
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Classifier 20220903001845
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FN-x1lMXoAM_kpx.jpg
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1504116337471373321
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Classifier 20220903001845
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FOOqYRlXwAMjkv3.jpg
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1505234040022093834
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FOUx1h4XEAAxDre.jpg
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1505664450375950340
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FPRWPhtXICgeKlD.jpg
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1509926604113420298
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FPhkNzwXIAEMfS4.jpg
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1511067866401054722
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Classifier 20220903001845
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FQ-T7EGXMAIpxcP.jpg
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1517594246551072768
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etc 75%
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FXvX2gAUYAAlqST.jpg
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1548068234078736388
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Classifier 20220903001845
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FXvX2f-VsAE1ZeY.jpg
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https://twitter.com/JesseKellyDC/status/1548068234078736388
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